#babe nvm go back to sleep

[simplyashrub]

Babe wake up,

I just put Montreal Steak Spice on an unwarmed Eggo fresh from the freezer 👀

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Bittersweet trio watches a horror movie and Boo gets scared but promises they dont have to change the movie. Later that night the power goes out and Boo stays in the bed room while the boys check things out. When theyre taking while Boo realizes theyre trying to scare them and calls into the dark "if you scare me i WILL cry" and the boys are like oop- nvm no scares got it 😅 just a funny thought I had!

LOL I can see this happening! Alphonse somehow convinces Seth it would he so funny. But once Boo says that they back off like

"I'm sorry Boo-"

"Told ya they wouldn't like it!"

"Who's side are you on???"

"Sugar's obviously. Sorry babe."

"Kiss ass."

"Prick."

Boo just sighs and tells then to get in the bedroom so they can all sleep now. Also makes Alphonse go get a light to makes sure they can see where their going if someone needs to use the bathroom.

[ddymarie]

1:25 am 💋

" you got me touching on your body"

Warning: choking, acquainted sex, praise Lemme know if I missed any also free to take tips for writing

⚠︎ 18+ Content ⚠︎

"I think I fell for you, I fell for you"

You: hey Katsu, you up?

Bakugo: yes, but I'm tryna go to sleep at 1:25 am like a normal person

You: oh, nvm then

Bakugo: wth do you want?

You: well to put it lightly... Minas not here tonight

Bakugo: tf do you want me to do ?

You: no, I was gonna ask if you could come over

" The hell it's damn there 2:00 o'clock " bakugo huffed while putting on a pair of sweat pants and a sweater

Bakugo: I'm on my way

You: thank you

" Eek, I can't wait to see him " I said looking around my room to make sure the vibe was set

Fuck. I had to ask for help the porn wasn't working

Five minutes later there's a knock on the front door. You rushing to the door. Eyes filled with excitement as you see your 6ft friend standing in front of you. You immediately pull him into a deep welcoming kiss wrapping your arms around his neck. He kissed you back before pulling away

" katsu~ I missed you" you sang his name

" Mhm, missed you to baby " he replied. You then began to pull him toward your room opening the door and leading him to the bed

" you invited me over here to get me touching on your body " he smirked pulling a condom out of his hoodie pocket

The sex with dynamite was a rare thing

" how could I resist it, babe? " you gave a knowing smirk back

Before you both knew it, you were both naked confided in one another. katuski heard you were hard to please but fuck...

cause they warned me 'bout your type girl

" you know they warned be about your type girl" he said after a groan

" really? What typa girl am I? " you said peering up at him through lashes

you got me putting time in, time in

" takes longer to make you come than the average, you know you got me puttin time in" he answered speeding his thrusts up a little bit

Nobody got me feeling this way

He hears you chuckle a little

" you probably think I'm lying, I'm used to bitches comin' right 'way "he huffed while reforming his thrust pattern to slower longer, and deeper strokes. Causing your eye to roll into the back of your head

" fuck~ " you moaned " I'm obsessed with you " you informed

To say that we're in love is dangerous

" girl I'm so glad were acquainted " he said

I get you touching on your body

He got you rubbing your clit now tryna speed up your orgasm

" ima rather complacent kinda guy you know, but girl I'm so glad were acquainted " he lowers his voice seductively as he praises you

A week before

Momma called me cryin', cryin' , cryin', crying cause I won't find somebody that real

" Katuski, when you ever gonna settle down with a real good girl ? " his mom spoke through the phone

The first time you guys had sex was the day he had gotten your number. Smug look on his face as he approached you. He'd been eying you from across the room obsessed with your beauty. When you both made eye contact that day you smiled as you walked passed him heading in the direction of your best friend

" yo bro, you checking out h/n? " said red riot

" nah " he knew damn well he was lying

Later into that evening he catches you taking your final pictures on the red carpet. When he approached you.

" hello, dynamite " you said politely

" hey, n/n right? " he responded

"Yup that's me, how are you " you said with a smile on your face

" I'm bored, but um take my number " he pulled out his phone as you pulled out yours

You knew his intention and was down tbh

" yea thanks, I'll text you later " you said while walking to your limousine looking back at him with a smile

8:00 that night

Yo

Your phone notified you that you had a text

It was from Bakugo

Bakugo: yo

You: hi, do you need something

Bakugo: you know what I want

And you did so you stopped by his hotel room and...

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" ah fuck, katsu~ "you moaned still not being able to feel your orgasm approach

I'm not tryna talk at all

You peeped how he stopped whispering in your ear

' cause I'm tryna love you crazy

His thrust sped up unexpectedly making your eyes roll back, you both were covered in sweat

I got em wanting to embrace their sins

" ah, ah " you whined arms tighting around his neck

That's when he reached a hand up to your throat before squeezing he was playing with your air. Squeezing, unsqueezing. it was repetitive and it drove you crazy. He then finally felt you tightening up around him. You were about to cum. Your eyes started to squeeze shut. He was focused, determined.

The knot inside of you finally snapping.

You screamed as you creamed on him

Vision going black.

" girl I'm so glad were acquainted "

Finally, he didn't get to make you cum the first time

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I'm backk.

I plan on making this a series. Maybe 3 parts. And in those 3 parts this is pt 1. So I have to get working on pt 2 and 3 can't make any promises but I plan on uploading every other day.

[in-any-universe-ever]

I like how we have drunkmond now. How did Lucerys handle it the first time?

I want to say this is probably the first time but let's have some fun anyway:

Aemond said he and Aegon were going out after work. Luke knew it was a bad idea, but he put on a smile, gave his boyfriend a kiss, and said, "Have fun, baby. Let me know if you need a ride home."

The texts started around six o'clock:

I don't think I'll be here much longer

Nvm Aegon just signed us up for trivia

Baby. Babe. My sweet baby boy.

Seven hells why did I put you as my background you're so fucking sexy

The last one came through at seven-thirty but then stopped altogether. By ten o'clock Luke was getting ready for bed, trying not to be nervous about how long Aemond had been gone. He didn't want to be that boyfriend who constantly checked in, but both of them had work in the morning. They might have only been cohabiting for a few weeks, but Luke knew how Aemond acted when he didn't get enough sleep.

At ten-thirty he got into bed wearing one of Aemond's T-shirts. Honestly he preferred to be naked, but if someone gave Aemond a ride, he didn't want to risk a stranger seeing him without clothes on. The shirt smelled like Aemond anyway, and it was comforting as he distracted himself on his phone, trying not to look at the time or his messages.

He didn't hear a car but he heard the familiar robotic voice that announced SIDE DOOR when it opened. Luke jumped out of the bed and ran down the stairs, tugging the hem of the oversized shirt to ensure it covered everything.

Aemond stood in the hallway, tie cinched, jacket on, hair styled, but a noticeable glaze in his eye. He kept adjusting his stance although he was upright, as if he were afraid he would fall over. Luke watched, amusement winning out over concern, as Aemond attempted to hang his keys on the hook by the side door. He missed several times and gave up, the keys falling to the floor.

He turned and caught sight of Luke. He startled, stepping backward and nearly tripping. A hand on the wall kept him upright, but he had to stay still for several seconds before he could attempt to balance without it.

"Fucking hells," he said when he could focus. "Who are -- oh, hello."

Luke crossed his arms over his chest, a smile widening his lips. He shifted and it drew Aemond's gaze to the curve of his ass. Aemond adjusted his stance again and straightened his tie. "Well, don't you look like a cool drink on a hot day. I don't know how you got here, but I don't mind that you're here at all."

"Aemond," Luke said. "You're drunk."

"That may be true, but I know a beautiful boy when I see one. What's your name, sweetheart?"

Luke burst into laughter. Aemond approached with confident yet unsteady steps, took one of Luke's hands, and proceeded to lift it over his head. Luke turned in a slow twirl, but Aemond's eye was on the hem of his shirt.

"Mmm," Aemond moaned, and Luke rolled his eyes.

"C'mon, baby. Let's go to bed."

"Yes, please," said Aemond, practically purring with want.

Luke pressed a firm hand to the center of Aemond's chest. "No, you pervert, to our bed, where we will only sleep next to each other until you sober up."

Aemond was visibly disappointed but said nothing as Luke led him to the stairs. As Luke ascended he heard a couple more sounds of appreciation and, about halfway up, a hand sliding up the back of his shirt. He turned and smacked it away, which made Aemond frown.

"You know, you haven't told me your name yet, love."

"It's Lucerys. Lucerys Velaryon, your nephew and lover."

Aemond burst into laughter before he spat, almost bitterly, "Yeah right. Next you'll tell me I sit the Iron Throne."

Luke stopped and turned around. Aemond was two steps below him, and it was only those two steps that gave Luke the height to look down at Aemond. His eye was still glassy but bitter, angry, completely different than it had been in the hallway.

"You don't believe me?" Luke asked.

"You certainly look like him. If you say we share a bed, congratulations to me for picking his twin. But no, I don't believe you. Lucerys Velaryon may be the love of my life, but he's the love I'll never get to have."

Luke's heart sank in his chest. He placed his hands on the sides of Aemond's face, directing their gazes together.

"Qȳbor," Luke whispered. "Emā nyke."

Uncle. You have me.

Aemond's eye filled with tears. "Luke?"

"I'm yours, Aemond," Luke said. "Come to bed. Let me remind you how much I love you."

Aemond followed him willingly, and Luke held him and kissed him until they both fell asleep.

[samaraxmorgan]

HELLO IT'S ME, YAPPER

BEFORE I YAP HOW YOU FEELIN'? AND HOW IS LIQUIDKUNA(I'm so sorry)

OK OK! SO I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS STRAIGTH DOING STUDIES AND STUFF AND I STARTED DRAWING ROOMIE SUKUNA JUST STUCK UNDER A PILE OF PLUSHIES SO I WAS THINKING WHAT IF ROOMIE SUKUNA GETS HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY LIKE SUPER SUPER TIRED AND WE'RE NOT HOME YET AND HE SOMEHOW STUMBLES INTO OUR ROOM AND FLOPS DOWN ONTO OUR BED AND BURIED HIMSELF IN OUR PLUSHIES BECAUSE THEY SMELL LIKE US AND HE LIKES US, SO WHEN WE GET HOME WE GO TO OUR ROOM TO SEE A PASSED OUT SUKUNA BURIED UNDER OUT PLUSHIES AND WE TAKE A QUICK PICTURE AND THEN WE WEEE, WE GO INTO HIS ROOM AND WE MAKE SURE IT'S NEAT SO THEN WE DO OUR BEST TO GET SUKUNA BACK INTO HIS ROOM AND INTO HIS BED BUT HE ONCE WE GET TO HIS BED HE FALLS ONTO US AND WE END UP STUCK UNDER HIM IN HIS BED AND SUKUNA ARMS SUBCONCOUSILY WRAP AROUND US SO NOW WE'RE STUCK STUCK CAUSE SUKUNA IS A PRETTY STRONG DUDE AND WHEN SUKUNA WAKES UP FINALLY WE ARE FULL ON PASSED OUT SNUGGLED INTO HIM, (cause you know how lovers even in sleep with try to get closer to one another >:}) SO SUKUNA BLUSHES AND SIGHS BEFORE PICKING US UP AND TAKING US TO OUR ROOM AND WHEN HE TRIES TO PUT US ON OUR BED WE DON'T LET GO THAT EASIER, AND WE STIR FROM OUR SLEEP BUT DON'T WAKE UP AND AND IF SUKUNA FEELS A BIT 𝓑𝓞𝓛𝓓 HE WILL BRUSH OUR HAIR OUT OF OUT EYES AND GIVE US A LITTLE PECK ON OUR FOREHEAD OR OUR CHEEK AKFI;RHFEKJHSGIEHNK;HSIUH (I am currently running on strawberry boba and a dream)

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT YOUR AWESOME REMEMBER THAT :DDDD

HELLO BABE!!! Me and Liquidkuna are thriving I have him in my water bottle (it’s clear so he can see thru, no cruelty here) !! ASAKAKAK

So first of all you’re gonna LOVE this fanart <3

Omg yes he like got NO sleep and then was slammed at work and is so out of it he just passes out in our room cause it’s closer ASKAKAAK!!! We come home like “boy u can’t be fr” and of COURSE we need the blackmail photo GOOD THINKING!!! I imagine him being like insanely tall so I like the idea that we’re grabbing him by the ankles and trying to pull him out of our bed SKSKSK we’re like HEAVING and he’s just “snnzzz mimimi” passed the FUCK out until he hits the floor

He’s SO out of it he’s half asleep just like “hUH” and we bring him to his own bed and he collapses onto us we’re like “oh god do I need to call the fire department” SKSKS HE’S SO HUGE THERES NO MOVING HIM!!! On one hand we’re worried we’re gonna suffocate but on the OTHER hand…. This shit kinda comfy fr… maybe we could… take a lil nap asakmsks

He wakes up like hours later and our face is buried in his chest and our arm is slung over his waist and he’s like…… “how did..? Nvm I’m not gonna question it” just lies there awake trying to stay as still as possible so that it doesn’t have to end 🥺 but he knowssss he should put us in our own bed even if he REALLY doesn’t want to (booooo) so he picks us up all carefully and carries us to our room princess style <3

Ugh and we are GRIPPING onto his shirt we don’t wanna let him gooooo!!!! He’s trying to lay us onto our bed and our arms are slung around the back of his neck, our faces are so CLOSE and he can feel our breath on his skin!!! He sits there and contemplates it for a second before quickly pecking a kiss onto our forehead and then BOLTING away ASAKKA!! We wake up a little later and assume the kiss was a dream 🥺 oh if only we knew

UGGGHHH HIM BEING SO CUTE AND HOPELESS I LOVE HIMMMMM!!!! I hope you enjoyed your strawberry boba that sounds SO GOOD ugh I’m jellyyyyy

I hope u have a wonderful dayy!!!!! Keep our liquid bf in your thoughts SKSKSKKA

[bigmack2go]

I got live‘sies so its time to appreciate‘sies some brackrond‘sies detailies

Not rly bc but i live how it looks like were zooming up, and then back down the lodge before and after santafee prologue

Why tf is crutchie su confused when he wakes up

Jack proceeds to sleep with one of just drawings wtf

He waves his hand infront of crutchie like „ur eyes closed yet??“

Al playing and leaning on the rail ahhhh ahshwksmdnxlxl (in case u didnt know: i love albert)

Race laughing and slapping specs

Everyone just deads in their tracks and teams up when Albert gives his coment that went to far

Finch scratching his head is so real

DID BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY JUST LEAN IN FOR A GOODMORNING KISS

AND DID GINGER MF JUST REFUSE BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY HIS KISS??

The slap on his chest like „not now honey“ 😭swejfcizp

Ike and mike arent in the same thibgy thing. For fucks sake thank god cuz its been bothering me for a while how they only get mentioned in the same context. I hate it when they do that. Wait nvm that looked like mush but it actually was mike.

Naw sniper can be so adorable

Did i mention i fucking love jojo

Smalls snd finch sharing a room ™️

Crutchie is so done w jacks bullshit

LMAO BUTTONS COMBING HIS HAIR

Albert posing infront of the „mirror“ is so me tbh

Ive mever seen anyone struggle this mutch to out on a hat as blink. All those tbh thats smt that could be me prolly

Specs babe what r u doing on the floor

Race shaking his jaket is so overdramatic and its perfect

Mush and henry are a duo I didn’t know I needed.

Why is mush acting like hes in a circus lmfao

Tommy struggling with the pants is everything

Elmer just took his cap off, put it in his pocket, and the magicaly made it apear in his other hand???

Who is tommy saluting at

Naw specs is like a big brother to livesies blink and it breaks my heart in the best way possible

Albert jumps in the middle like when i slide through the kitchen on my socks lmfao

Tbh sniper just wanted to move too

Sky. What was your thought process when you looked at darcy‘s ass instead of Katherine‘s even tho you knew this was gonna be in the proshot?

BUTTONS WTF??

Finch is such a mood istg

Snipe honey ily but you are being a little creepy

HENRY YOU JUST PUT ON THE JACKET HOW DID IT GO OFF U AGAIN?

I demant to know what jojo is doing

Ok smalls just sitting there dangling their feet is everything

BUTTONS ALSO LOOKED AT DARCY INSTEAD OF KATH WTH ?? HER ASS CABT BE THAT BAD /j

Kath awkward queen

Darcy going „alright“ like „okay thats enough, im done— your dONE“

HES SO PROUD 🥹

Specs. Going down backwards are leathers. This are stairs. Please watch where you’re goibg

RACE TOO IS EYEING DARCY INSTEAD OF KATHERINE

Istg romeo and jack r the only ones eyeing kathering wtf is thos?

RACE LOOKS AT CRUTCHES SO KNOWINGLY LIKE AN INSIDE JOKES UNDER BROTHERS LMFAO I LOVE THAT. THEYRE MAKING FUN OF JACK TOGETHER AHSHWKENFN

Ok so elmer actually looked at kath but he honestly just looks angry

Tommy boy save me, youre the only normal person here!

Nvm

Race wtf is your deal??

OKAY SOMEONE HELP ELMER I THINK HES HAVING A SEIZURE

How is blink STILL bot done?!

Jacks just talking to the air

Every single one of finches facial expressions. Like i can’t even count them all.

Hes so done lmfao

Mush? Wtf? Stop? Please?

You wanna share with the class tommy? We wanna laugh too

Buttons just watches like he just gave up like,,, ah whatever you do you

Mush is becoming a poledancer??

WJEN DID SPECS GO BACK UP THERE WTF

Race slapping buttons on the cheek like a grandma💀💀💀

We all agree that albert is that one friend where the whole friendgroup thinks he’s the token straight friends but hes everything but that, its just that he doesn’t talk about it a lot. And there’s that one friend (i wonder who/j) that knows fron experienced how thats just so fucking wrong

Elmer is like „😒😒😒—oh shit thats my cue- IM HAPPY“

So i got aprox two seconds into it and now in tired so see u lmfao

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

:3 can we have hc’s for Ireland and England’s s/o who really loves his accent, and will lay their head on his chest to feel the vibrations whenever he talks? Luv you!!! Hope you’re feeling well!!🫶

Ireland and England II s/o who loves their accent + listens to vibration on their chests when they talk

England

his accent vibrates more than ireland

yes positive

bonus points in the morning

he speaks like he is « walking down the stairs »

some comedian said that, credits to him it was funny

comedian is scottish of course

you really love his accent huh ?

you might be the only one on earth

why is his voice going down and up like this ?

please go listen on youtube

england lovers explain yourselves

never minds having you on his chest

pats your back while you do so

gets embarrassed sometimes

we never get enough love do we ?

Dont mention « bottle of water »

when everyone was making fun of english accents on twitter

during quaratine

oh yeah « british people be like »

i believe this wasn't your peak

wasn't his either

but

who cares

waking up to someone going-

Aloe love

im sorry i cannot stop laughing

why is this so funny, it's been 10 minutes i can't breathe

anyways

if you ask him to do special sounds he'll do them gladly

words that sounds the best when he speaks

person

afternoon

like

down

delight

rid

basically adele

he can talk like her if he is really lazy that day

« divorce babe, divorce »

nvm just when he is relaxed, he'll talk that way

Ireland

Vibrates but a bit less than england

if you ask for the chest

no problem

but why does he moves so much

don't get your hair or your skin into the trefoil or

the shamrock idk

the pin he wears sometimes

that hurts

actually he sounds really good speaking in other languages that aren't english

that video of the irish guy at the world cup

if he is drunk he talks like he is australian

vibrates much more then

too much

but if you wanna sleep then put your head on his chest before sleeping

must be drunk, dont forget

he snores

but you like vibrations so you should be alright

best words in his accent

tonight

trainer

outside

potato

breakfast

can

i

take

you

out

;)

speaks irish

sounds really soft in gaelic for some reason

if he speaks irish

im sorry lads

your girlfriend is ireland's girlfriend now

gives extra kisses when you listen to his chest

extra extra extra kisses

names sounds so good in his accent

when he says « no » oh lord

« say no in your accent »

♡ words approved and tested by the writer

♡ im good im good

♡ this ask took me an hour because i couldn't stop laughing

♡ i said aloe love and lost it it was over

♡ hope you like it love you

[inmaki]

Hello Zuma !!!!!

I love your works, and am perpetually sick, so I wanted to send in a silly idea because even a cold can’t stop me from laughing at your smaus and tomfoolery and cheering me up !! So I wanted to share with you my JJK character thoughts (based on when I get super duper sick :((() because they might be interesting to you or smthn too !! Something silly >:]

I feel like if at any point their s/o tells them something like “I don’t want to sleep, what if I don’t wake up” while they’re super sick the jjk cast either start panicking or reassure them and then spend the whole night watching them (depending on who they are)!!! Actually nvm, they’re all paranoid (for good reason) so they’d all probably do both .

Like I can imagine someone like Maki going “You will wake up, don’t be dramatic just go to bed” but getting so scared by the thought that she follows up by asking to stay over to watch them throughout the night (Gojo doesn’t even ask he just pops in and says he’s staying over LOL)

Yuuta would probably . have an aneurysm. He’d start crying. Toge would be all funny and lighthearted abt it to their face but the moment they’re actually asleep, he can’t sleep himself and wakes up throughout the night to check their pulse. Nobara does something that’s like Toge’s response to it but like… more playfully mean, like she’d say “You’re not allowed to die, end of discussion!!”

Nanami would take their concerns so seriously he’s so 😭 He’d promise to be there when they wake up and even if he has work he contemplates calling in sick I’m crying !!!!! Megumi will summon his shikigami and let them cuddle them to sleep if it helps cause he doesn’t want them to be scared :( Yuuji being scared abt it too but then doing his best to try and cheer them up !! Says silly things like “I’ll fight your cold for you back babe, it’s ok!!”

Ok this is going on too long,,, I was gonna ask if you still take anons but this ask got too long sorryyyyy :[

THIS IS A SUPER LATE RPEP,T IM SO SORRY :( and yes im still taking anons if u wanna be one <3

STOP this idea is so cute tho 😭😭 ESPECIALLY MAKI UGH SHE WOULD BE FREAKING TF OUT ON THE INSIDE but would be so stubborn on the outside AND NOBARA. T-T AND MEGS SUMMONING HIS WOLVES AHABEHDJDHB im crying. that made me so soft I LOVE UR IDEAS SM i can tell that u know the characters vv well!!!

BTW. I RLLT HOPE UR FEELIN BETETR BY NOW ANON <\3 SORRY AGAIN

[luckyqueenreign]

Welcome back!

Honestly I think the games got better each time ladt season was actually good.

This season I don't know yet... The verdict is still out but I'm on a freaking Hamish route so good luck for me.

Hi babe! I had really high hopes for this season bc it actually started off decent but I feel like the curse of casa strikes again!! I’ve been playing a super messy route I was coupled with Henri, then Jude and now Cassius all to hopefully end up with Finn but also now I’m like HELLO ZEPH!!! I’ve been kind of unimpressed with the last two weeks they’ve felt like filler episodes and also don’t make sense anymore if you aren’t with a main LI. The whole bit of your LI entertaining Uma to then be like nah nvm! Ummm nah keep it! And then you throw us in the hideaway with them?! At least give me an option to not go or sleep on the daybeds with someone else. It’s also so close to the end now that I’m confused why we haven’t been able to be with Hamish or Finn more. Quit the will they won’t they already!

[interview-with-the-vlfote]

babe nvm go back to sleep (/j) spike wasn’t in this one :((((((

D: NOOO

[chaosunleashedhehehe]

Hullo, it’s ya boi again. Bored af and you know what?? We’re back at it again with a Twilight first watch/shitpost. Enjoy!

I always like how they run like toddlers. No wait? Didn’t I see this in Chucky? 🏃🏼‍➡️🔪

Bro ur making out with your girlfriend and asking her to marry you. Lameee

Babe ur worried about divorce and you’ve been jumping on his ass for two movies now. I think ur just delulu

See Charlie is the only sane person in this entire franchise. Wanting to save his daughter from Edward, absolute father material. 10/10

Charlie really on team Jacob here. Don’t blame him 🐺💕

Edward really is the type of boyfriend who wouldn’t let you walk to the store without breathing down your neck. Hah see what I did there? But he’s husband material? Okayyy

Bella’s Mom sees the red flags too!! Bella please gurllll. 🚩🚩🚩

Aweeee her mom’s so freaking sweet! Bella pay her a visit for the life of me

STEVE IS THAT YOU??

You know what song should be playing when they’re running? Wolves- by Selena Gomez

AYYYEEEE ITS WOLF BOY!!

Edward; certified gaslighter, lover of liess

Lmao. Get recked Edward. Wolf boy’s got nards

Even Jacob’s getting roasted by the boys.

I love how welcoming the wolves are to her. Very wholesome. Yet she still chose the vampire??

THANK YOU JACOB! TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER!

Mmm yes. Pocket that shirt for later. Let the stank stink 👌🏻😤

Lmaoo. Thought the boy was going to make out with Charlie real quick

Vampires can SMELL people? Huh. Seems legit 👃🏻

“Sthap. From now on I’m Switserland, okay??”

Really at each others throats there, huh?

“Doesn’t he have a shirt?” Bro I don’t think so. He’s an aPECKS predator *rawr* 🐺

Ngl. I actually kinda like the lore with the werewolves. Idk! It’s kinda cool in the midsts of all the Bella drama.

I don’t understand why Bella can’t see her family and crap. Like-?? Charlie could vibe with it- he’d be confused but he’s vibe! He wouldn’t care

“I won’t stop fighting for you until your heart stops beating”

“Well you won’t have to fight for long :/“

LMAO THE PUNCH. SHE REALLY THOUGHT

“I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand punching my face”

Charlie: *too stunned to speak*

Awee :( Poor Rosalie. I honestly feel so bad for her. At least she got her revenge!

Omg Jojo Siwa is that you??

The sniffing of the flannel has me so freaking dead 💀💀. They mf passed it around like nacho cheese dip

Grrrrr Ima angree woof >:/ 🐺🐺🐺

Ah yes. Pet the dawgy

LMAOOO. Bella really had to put out that she’s a virgin. Charlie’s so much happier

OH SHIT WELL THAT DIDNT LAST LONG HOLY FUCK— wait nvm oh well damn

“Sorry Bella, but I don’t want you to be a slut- I only consent in marriage 👊🏻😌”

The mf awkward running with Bella.

OH SHIT THEY’RE EMERGING LIKE LOCH NESS MONSTERS

CHILDREN OF THE SEA!

“Let’s face it. I AM hotter than you 😉”

Jacob really knows how to slide into those dms- and sleeping bags

Edward mf glaring daggers at him

“She could change her mind you know” sir she has the brain capacity of a spoon. I don’t think she will

JAKE STAY- WTF YOU THINK HE IS- A DOG???

Bella you’re choosing the vampire. Why do you need to lead on the wolf too?

I love how vampire are shiny on the inside too ;)

BELLA DONT JUST SIT THERE RUN??? HIDE!! Something useful!!

Talk about a neck breaking experience!

Bro really got hurt on the last leg of the fight huh?

“That’s highly dangerous”

“Well at least you’re bullet proof!”

*and scene*

[garfieldbussys]

NO NO NO WHY ARE POLICE AT POLLY HOUSE

NO ARTHUR BABY NO YOURE KIDDING

NOT POLLY NOT MY TWO BABYS WHAT IS HAPPENING I DONT LIKE THIS EP CLO

NO THEYRE TAKING MICHAEL AGAIN

GET YOUR HANDS OFF POLL YOU DIRTY BASTARD

clo what is happening 😔

this is too much i dont like it everyones getting hurt ☹️

YOU DIRTY WHORE YOU LITERALLY FUCKED A PROSTITUTE LAST NIGHT IM GONNA TURN INTO RICK GRIMES AND RIP YOUR THROAT OUT

clo i dont like it

NO ARTHUR WONT HANG I WONT ALLOW IT 🙅‍♀️

DONT TWLL ME THEY TORTURED MICHAEL FOR INFO

this isnt fair ☹️

ADA NO NOT ADA PLEASE 🙏 YOU STUPID IRISH CUNT

GRACE BABY 😍💍 i will meet you bbg 🙏

i dont know how i fwwl about esme tbh shes 🥴

this has all gone to shit 😔

nvm i dont like esme she’s suggesting they go to france as if tommy and john did go and get traumatised i dont like esme no more 🙅‍♀️

pol what are you doing NO NOT THE INSPECTOR POLLY NO TURN AROUND AND GO BACK HOME 🙅‍♀️

GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER YOU DIRTY BASTARD

STOP MANIPULATING HER 🙅‍♀️🙏😔

POL READ IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH FINE PRINT AND EVERYTHING PLEASE 🙏

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO BAD CLOSE IM GONNA DO SO MANY BAD THINGS CRIMINAL MINDS HAS PREPARED MY MIND IM GETTING THE FISTS OUT AND EVERYTHING 👊👊

NO NO NO NO HES UNDRESSING POL NO HES NOT GET OFF HER I WILL FEED YOU TO PIGS ALIVE DONT TEST

NO NO PLEASE PLEASE POL DO NOT 🙏🙅‍♀️🙏🙅‍♀️🙏🙅‍♀️🙏🙏 CLO PLEASE WHEN YOU SAID BAD I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEANT THIS BAD CLO THIS ASTRONOMICALY BAD

CLO HE JUST SLAPPED HER I CANT I CANT I CANT IM GONNA DIE ANYONE BUT POLL

NO CLO THIS IS DISGUSTING IM WATCHING HER GIVE HIM A HANDJOB IM GONNA BE SICK THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE EVER

IM GONNA DIE

its ada adas here my baby

omds they beat the shit out of michael

clo i cannot do this.

THERES STILL HALF AN HOUR LEFT ARE YOU KIDDING RN

oh no they told michael what poll did

NO HE DID NOT JUST CALL IT FUNNY YOURE KIDDING I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM I KNEW IT

i love curly he’s so sweet if anything happened to him i think i would actually pass away

GRACE MY LOVE HEY BABY I MISSED YOU 😍🫶

get rid of that skanky american husband you dont need hom

HAHAH HE JUST THE INSPECTOR HES SLEEPING WITH GRACE IM PISSING MYSELF

i really hope she stays i dont mind grace now clo this is the worst ep ever

what do you mean you’re- NO NO YOU CANT BE TRYING FOR A BABY GRACE NO YOURE LYING

ARTHUR BABE HEY

tell me they arent gonna hang him

tommy PLEASE you have GOT to stop leading women on

anyway bye clo 😔

i told you it gets upsetting

this whole episode is why i hate michael like what polly had to get through to get him out of prison and he looks down upon her like LETS SCRAP MICHAEL IDC

such a traumatic episode and can understand your sadness at the end of this

[castle-dominion]

6x4 number one fan

The misery episode liveblog

I LOVED THIS ONE SM. now that I think about it, it was probably a filler episode where they couldn't afford a million different locations so they had castle stay here most of the time. Like Still the floormine episode, they had one location & spent a lot of time on flashbacks. Still a great ep tho, I didn't even notice until I realized that hollywood works like that.

So yeah here we go babes! & my older bro is here too, hopefully he will be my voice of reason in clipping things. I mean rn he is watching his horror game playing guy so maybe... WAIT HE JUST FINISHED THE VIDEO BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE, YAY HE'S STAYING

*whistles* stop her!

Why were they there in the first place?

KB: (whispered) Castle. Are you asleep?

RC: (mumbled) Yes.

KB: Then why’d you answer me?

RC: I’m sleep talking. Also known as somniloquy. Just ignore me.

KB: sighs and drops her head to the pillow.

KB: I don’t know what to do.

That gets his attention. His eyes pop open.

RC: I have some ideas.

Older bro: girl I don't think that being a 14 year old without a job is considered "out of work"

(Bleed what? Bleed grut.)

She can't get her job back?

KB: C’mon, Castle, what are you saying? What am I going to do? Just sleep in every morning and screw around until the phone rings? What kind of life is that?

RC: Mine

Pi: mrs c-to-be

Martha my beloved

Alexis looks so pretty in a skirt

Beckett is so sad gates wasn't calling for her

Gates was probs SO sad when she had to call castle

Corkboard outdoors? Hm

Emma demands to speak to castle I loooove this episode.

No record. Hm.

KB: Well, if there’s one thing you excel at, Castle, it’s talking.

RC, on hostage negotiations: Boom! Believe it’s me now, Emma? Because I could play Richard Castle trivia with you all day. I will crush you.

Emma, ig knowing that's just how richard castle is: ya ok it's u

Castle just made a deal for getting Suki & her mom so yay!

Why aren't they wiring him?

What's your favourite food?

RC: wdym by that?

KB: shut the up. cheeseburgers.

(could clip)

I like how he still has his writer vest lol.

I think my first thought was "she's just a crazed fan trying to see markiplier castle" esp with the "I just want you"

Girl you are holding like five people hostages & u want to be cleared of murder? you're still going to go down for that hun.

Also what jurisdiction is this?

Won't clip the "no cheeseburgers" part

lmao nobody trusts cops hun

Oh poor girl, happy birthday. Oh dear he was going to propose...

Nightly two fingers.

RC: Scotch girl? Me too.

Oh older bro is gone now.

Wow this kid is kind of a dick but he;s either going to save the day or ruin everything.

Clipping Lanie

Ok so I use initials in my quotes, I sometimes even use initials in my fanfiction drafts/plans/outlines so I can ctrl-f them later, & i've gone so far as to use initials for ppl I know irl in my notebook for speed or online when I don't want to give out names, but the girl I'm seeing? Not likely. Unless I'm hiding an affair from my lover. nvm.

JE: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a booty call gone wrong.

Isn't clonazepam an anti anxiety? Oh wait I looked it up, it is also for seizure disorders. aripiprazole an antipsychotic but it is also used for neurodivergencies like autism & tourrette's syndrome in addition to the more obvious schizophrenia. It is also used for mood disorders like bipolar i & depression. Though I may have misunderstood all the words being thrown at me so this information is possibly incorrect.

Oh. Lanie confirms what I just said lol.

(mr drug cop man)

Also wow ryan's cheekbones

Castle maybe give her a hug?

How bad is the difference in texting? I even change my texting style day to day

Mickey nooooooo

Yay sully is still here

Oh I just watched misery! Maybe because mum watched this episode & requested it after hearing it here.

Not to get all derogatory pepperoni but sully shup.

VG: Your little theories no matter how fanciful <3

Maybe SH stands for 'silent habits' if you know what I mean. He did work with at-risk youth...

I like sully's accent

Ah sitting outside for an hour drinking coffee? scoping out a place.

Mickey: boom. I take her out. We end this, and then we meet at the bar around the corner and the first round is on me.

At least mickey immediately ran back to his seat. Tho tbh I feel like mickey COULD take her out, tho maybe not w/o someone getting hurt.

He could be celiac bro

HOW did you find her juvvie record? How did you find her old name?

How did Emma know that they told castle about billy koss?

Emma Riggs: I mean, what is the point of a sealed record when the cops can open it whenever they feel like it.

Older bro: she's right

Me: It is sealed until you commit a crime as an adult, which she did by taking hostages. Also it is sealed from employers, they don't even know you have a record. Unless cops get a subpoena, they KNOW you have a record, but they can't see what is in it. If you don't commit a crime, it remains sealed.

I love this character. She is a great character. Great backstory. If they are suddenly nice to you, there is something going on. That's cops for ya. Esp with a mentally ill person? Yeah.

Castle is so great, talking to her, believing her, even after they keep comin gback with "it was her, there is no evidence of anyone else being here" & "it was her she's killed before"

Of course she keeps track of him!

St Helena's home for children.

Oh no, Ryan had to call & talk to a sister lol.

Castle just has it on speaker phone with Emma.

Angelo's gift to her on her birthday was knowing her bio parents! That is so sweet!

Mickey no! But hey I mean I'm proud of him in some ways.

Except that she's freaked out that she just killed richard castle. & then becks just runs in w/o anything on? ok babe. Reminds me of the bank episode tho. Did esposito have experience in esu? swat training? he always gets the big swat guns. I'd like to know more abt his history. Anyway yeah Mickey is just standing there while she still has the gun & castle is in the glass table? What is even going on?

CHEESEBURGERS!

She dotted the i! (clipping that)

(girl I used to really like castito & I still love ryckett but rystle is just so good)

Beckett accidentally giving orders to her boys

I would say "Not because you asked me to, but because you're right."

Only three days ago?

(btw ryan looks so pretty when he does smart stuff)

I love this kid. opening files, closing files.

(Totally going to gif that ryckett handcuff nod)

& you knew she had a file under a different name? rly?

At least ryan said "he's going to need to call you back" before hanging up the guy's phone

(clippin that)

civilian employee like the records kid, & non-civilian non-employee like castle XD

Where is esposito?

Oh there with sullivan

"His big house for THE big house" would have worked if you put the emphasis in the right place castle

VG: *protecting her boys*

KB: Captain, I don’t have a career to risk. How about I back you up in there?

Oh... I don't think it WAS this dad!

"No, no. Maybe tomorrow."

Wait maybe it is him nvm.

'Yes, and' between rysposito with the "so" & finishing each other's sentences.

Oops again!

Well no, castle, t is NOT over. She is still getting charged with, threatening people.

So sweet he's meeting her! This is genuinely so amazing & I love it a ton!

Aw gates sharing a drink with becks.

MISTER GOLFING BUDDIES WITH THE POLICE COMMISSIONER DOESN'T HAVE HARD FEELINGS ABOUT BEING ACCUSED OF MURDER & HE GETS BECKETT HER JOB BACK? AWESOME!

& then sully disappears lol

Well there was 1x1 when they THOUGHT castle's fan did some murders but then it turned out the brother killed his sister & framed the kid she was working with.

Caskett: *about to kiss*

RC: Whoa. Actually, no. We can’t. Not here. It’s inappropriate. (he looks around) This is the workplace. We’ve gotta be professional.

KB: Ah, well, you know I’m not officially back until tomorrow.

RC: I see

*start making out*

Glad I watched Misery. Actually it was directed by Rob Reiner. Mum just listened to an audiobook with us on the making of the princess bride she started watching all these rob reiner movies like spinal tap (which wasn't nearly as good as people made it out to be imo), when harry met sally, a few good men (which was a drag but if I think about it for 10-30 seconds it was a good movie, just not if I think about it for any longer), stand by me, misery, & others so we probably watched Misery NOT because of Castle & its mention in this episode, but rather because we were on a rob reiner kick. Now we are watching movie versions of Stephen King works. (sorry, I used to love reading but now we can spend two hours as a family just being with one another. If we had any road trips then yeah sure we'd read an audiobook in the car ig.)

Anyway the point I was making was wow I'm glad I watched misery between my first watch of this ep & my second. I got the references this time.

[technowoah]

1 with jason todd please! <3

1) "I dont know if im super horny or super touch starved."

You and Jason finally get a well deserved rest day. But what to do on your day off?

- jason todd x gen!neutral reader!

- jason todd blurb!

- prompt requested!

- prompt requests open

- request rules!

⚠︎: suggestive (?), fluff, ooc jason?, maybe swearing, and this is my first time writing for him so we'll see 👀 (edit: nvm this is shit, but I hope you enjoy it)

It was a rare lazy day, Jason was finally off of patrol duties and you were off of work for a few days. You both never got that often so you both took the opportunity to stay inside and sleep in. Spent most of the morning sleeping next to eachother watching the sun behind the curtains go from dark to orange to a dull shine.

You were facing the window on your side while Jason was burried under the covers with his head in your chest. He had a death grip on your waist and a leg thrown over your own.

When you had gotton up to use the bathroom he protested against it.

"You said we're going to lay in bed all day and I am damn sure we're going to do exactly what you said."

"Jay I know but I need to piss."

"Hold it."

"No." You had fought your way to get out from underneath him to finally go to the bathroom and now you are in this situation where he wont let you go.

"Jay."

"Hmm?" He mumbled into your chest.

"Let me go open the window, let some light in." You suggested.

It took a while for him to respond to you. "Idontknow" he mumbled.

"Huh?"

"I. Dont. Know." He said finally lifting his head from your chest. "I dont wanna stay in this dark for long, but your body too comfortable."

"Should've opted for the remote control curtains." You sighed.

"Nothing a little but of daddy's money cant resolve."

"Im not opposed." You smiled down at him and he smiled back at you.

You both decided that the curtains could wait as you combed through his dark locs. You then felt his hands travel down the expanse of your back struggling to lift up your shirt.

"What you doing jay?"

He didn't respond for a while, toying with the hem of your shirt before snaking his cold hands onto your skin making you flinch a little.

He started rubbing his hand up and down your back, nails grazing lightly. You sighed at the way he was touching you and you felt him smirk on your chest.

"I need to feel you babe. Is that a problem?" He quietly said while his cold hand rubbed up and down your back while playing with the top of your sleep shorts mumbling something about taking them off.

"I dont know if im super horny or super touch starved."

"Well what do you wanna do about it?" You asked with a playfulness in your tone.

"I dunno. I got only 2 options for ya."

"Well its only 1 pm. We have the whole day." You smirked.

You felt Jason beside you and shift and grabbed your waist rolling you onto your back. Him on his forearms hovered above you his lips barley grazed yours. He chuckled and licked his lips his toung barley grazing your lips.

"Well lets get to it then."

[whyse7vn]

BTS BOYFRIEND TEXTS -

[ ot7 x reader ]

lmao what is this it’s 3 am and i’m tired enjoy ^ ^

SEOKJIN -

jin: you ate without me…

y/n: did do that

jin: you said you’d wait

y/n: lied

jin: you’re not even gonna try and lie and say you tried you wait or something?

y/n: no

jin: we’re over

y/n: damn that sucks

jin: you don’t even care 😓

y/n: i do

seokjin please please please take me back i love you so much please please !!

jin: i guess i’ll give you another chance 🙄

y/n: thanks so much jinjin love you 😍😍🥰🥰🥰‼️‼️‼️‼️💕💕💓💓💓

jin: ew stop

y/n: stop what bae 😓💓

jin: that

y/n: you’re so hard to please

jin: i deserve better than you

y/n: choke

jin: i’m plotting your murder

y/n: it’s giving jin !alpha !hybrid !mafia boss !hard dom (disturbing content) minors dni

jin: i wolf you

y/n: would turn you into a rug

NAMJOON -

namjoon: got a loaf of bread

y/n: smooth like butter

namjoon: also got broke that green bowl so i bought a new one

y/n: haters gonna hate and players gonna play

namjoon: the bowl is blue tho

hope that’s ok

y/n: pretty woman

namjoon: did you eat lunch ?

y/n: everybody say no

namjoon: you should go do that then

y/n: run run run

namjoon: i think there is soup in the fridge

go check

y/n: did you see my bag ?

namjoon: is it there ?

y/n: you’re so big for no reason

namjoon: what ?

y/n: i’m looking at that photo on the fridge

namjoon: the disney one ?

y/n: yeah and you’re standing behind me you a big bitch

namjoon: thanks ?

y/n: ur built like a brick

ur so hot

lord

come home pls

namjoon: i’m on my way love

y/n: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT INTERVIEWER TOLD YOO TO PLAY UR OWN RACE LMAOOOOO

namjoon: i do

y/n: he really got you like that

foul

i would of laughed if i was there

namjoon: i know

y/n: loud asf too

namjoon: i know babe

y/n: pls he really ate you up

lord i’m laughing now

namjoon: i figured

y/n: still love you tho 🤞🏽❤️

namjoon: love you too

was the soup in the fridge ?

y/n: no

namjoon: k i’ll order something when i get back ok ?

y/n: light it up like dynamite

YOONGI -

y/n: what if i had 1 hour to live and was going bald and my leg was broken and all my family was dying from cancer right now

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: what if

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: yoongi 🥺

yoongi: it is 8 am.

y/n: ok and i am gonna kms.

what now yoongi ? what now ??

yoongi: bye

y/n: what the frick bro

fuck you

you’re an opp fr

can’t trust anyone

not a soul not even your own bf

this is so sad

all they ever do is leave you in the dirt

this is what fame does to people

man this is so sad

all this money gets to them fr fr

i can’t believe it

you switched like a pussy lil bitch 💔🗣🙏🏽

agust d too famous for me 😓😓

omg am i the next rap monster but actually black ????

you should get them braids again bae 😍

could be twins

nvm i don’t like you forgot

suga flopped 🥱‼️

bts disband

skz outsold bts 🗣🗣🗣🗣

felix should replace suga 💯

agust d a flop 🙄

cyphers ain’t even that good

suga old asf

yoongi: i am trying

y/n: omg hey bae 😍😍❤️🥵🥰

yoongi: to sleep

y/n: without me 😩⁉️

yoongi: yes

y/n: omw to america rn btw like fr fr no joke /thisisnotajokeimbeingfr

yoongi: i know

y/n: i can tell you’re so excited ur so cute love you 💞

yoongi: yeah.

going to sleep now.

y/n: rest up bro ‼️‼️‼️

see you soon g 🥱🤞🏽

HOSEOK -

y/n: i had a dream you violently slammed me into a pile of bricks

you had me by the throat

hobi: my fault

y/n: my back is broken now

hobi: sorry

y/n: it’s ok i forgive you

hobi: thank you

y/n: just don’t do it again

hobi: i promise i won’t

y/n: don’t let me down

hobi: ok

y/n: we are in love

hobi: true

y/n: cool

hobi: went into a cake shop today

y/n: what did it smell like

hobi: roses

y/n: interesting

hobi: got a small cake with a strawberry on top

y/n: photo ?

hobi: i dropped it

y/n: oh

hobi: i took a picture of it on the floor tho do you want to see ?

y/n: please

TAEHYUNG -

tae: hiiii

y/n: saw a trumpet on the tv made me think about how shit you sound playing it

tae: fuck you i’ll be great one day

y/n: i take it back ur hot

tae: fanks

y/n: we can get matching trumpets

can we put like sequins on them or will that fuck up the sound or something?

tae: idk

y/n: you should

tae: can we drink tn?

y/n: we can make a lil marching band 🥺🥺🥺

tae: also can we not invite jin this time want it to just be us

y/n: we should learn how to play dynamite

tae: and we are gonna eat yesterday’s leftovers

y/n: but if i see your fucking feet out one time today marching band dreams will come to an end ok ?

tae: but idk if i’m really feeling leftovers yk???

y/n: make sure them dogs are LOCKED away

tae: yeah idk i’ll wait until it’s time to eat then i’ll decide

y/n: what ?

tae: huh?

why are you talking about my feet

y/n: they’re scary 😟

tae: i feel like we’re on the completely different pages rn

JUNGKOOK -

jk: what if i was spiderman ?

y/n: that would be hot

jk: yeah

y/n: why aren’t you spiderman?

jk: racism.

y/n: valid

jk: do you still think i’m hot even tho i’m not spiderman?

y/n: i guess

jk: thanks

y/n: yw

jk: sorry i’m not at my full potential

y/n: i forgive you

jk: ok

y/n: ok

jk: bought a rock today

y/n: a shiny one ?

jk: no

y/n: like just a normal one ?

jk: yeah

y/n: nice.

jk: ikr

y/n: how much was it?

jk: 4k

y/n: what

jk: 4,000

y/n: jungkook

jk: yeah

y/n: what the fuck

jk: the rock seller was very convincing

y/n: can you return it ?

jk: no

y/n: what does the rock do

jk: sit ?

y/n: oh

jk: i’m gonna draw a face on it

y/n: i think i’m gonna take your card for a bit

jk: oh

y/n: yeah

jk: did i do something wrong ?

JIMIN -

jimin: watched 10 fancams of myself today

y/n: watched 10 of v

jimin: go fuck him then ???

y/n: might do that

jimin: no don’t it was a joke /j /j /j /j

y/n: don’t joke like that got my hopes up for nothing 😔💔

jimin: you would never

y/n: try me

jimin: you make me sick

y/n: 🤞🏽🤞🏽

jimin: you make me hard

y/n: i would hope so

jimin: yeah

y/n: yeah

jimin: i’m in our room

y/n: ok

jimin: just thinking

y/n: nice to know your brain still does that

jimin: you ruined it

y/n: my bad bro 🙏🏽

jimin: bro ???

y/n: bestie ?

jimin: ur so annoying

y/n: i’ll try better myself for you jimin 😔

jimin: you cant

you’re too lost

y/n: find me jimin 🥺🥺

pls find me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

jimin: i’ll try

y/n: that’s so hot 🤤🥵❤️‼️💯

[swoftbambi]

yelena as your girlfriend :33

she’s gets jealous easily. if your talking to anybody be sure to feel her hands grab at your waist or shirt tugging you towards her.

yelena gives me i hate everyone and i am a cold person but not with you type of girlfriend. will be so standoffish and cold to other people but with you GIRRRRLLLLL she’s a whole different person.

i feel like she’s the last person to get out of bed between the two of you... on off days. when she has to go to work she wakes up at 4 am min. and while your sleeping she’ll rub your head, or pull the covers up while telling you how much she loves you guys dating and how she can’t live without you.

will 100% bring you lunch and a snack while your working. you called her one time asking her to bring you some food at your job and she brings you a whole meal (that she made herself ofc).

yelena gets back home late, so when she sees you sitting on the couch she sits next to you and wraps her arm around your neck to pull you in. if your in the kitchen in the middle of making dinner she snakes her hands under your shirt and puts her head on your shoulder watching you stir the pot. her fingers are cold though so just push them away ):(

her favorite date spots are at movies or at the mall. (don’t judge me plzzz .°(ಗдಗ。)°.) buttt at the movies she does that cliche wrap arm, she doesn’t even pay attention to da movie. when she’s at the mall she helps you with shopping reasonably. “you have ten of those same shirts” “$100 dollars for jeans y/n?” she’ll buy the hunnid dolla jeans just for you if you really wanted them.

ok but weird thought i feel like she smells like that mahogany bath and body works candle or a nice slight fruity smell. yelena wears jewelry, a bracelet with your first initial on it, lots of chain/necklaces, not a lot of rings. gold>silverr.

let’s talk about her kissies now since ik that’s what y’all are waiting for. when she’s desperate most likely whines, if you don’t kiss her back she’s grabbing your neck and taking what’s hers 😈. when she comes home or you just walk by her she gives you little temple/forehead kisses.

the names she calls you are bland “babe”, “honey”, yk the basics but she makes it her own. you feel safe with them. she likes when you call her “ ‘lena”, she blushes about that.

will not do tiktok trends. you have to be on your knees begging for her to do that hip trend. (y’all know what i’m talking about when like the clasp hands and move their hips n e ways nvm) but you had to beg beg beg her. she will finally cave in but won’t do another one for like 2 weeks.

speaking of tiktok she’s a rare user of it but the side she’s on slight “alt”/ cooktok (the one guy with the seafood boils. she saw those cursed benttelect tiktoks and she was so confused also the subway surfer ones just concern her.

overall yelena is da purrfect girlfriend in da world :3 i luv hereee