#b&b || HW

[intxthevxid]

Bill and Benson Closed Starter @blxxdycherryblossoms

"Who shit in your shoe?" He asked, noticing the... unhappy looking man. Unhappy didn't seem like the right word though. But the stink face definitely wasn't comforting. And Bill was a bit of a bastard. He couldn't leave well enough alone.

[nekochan08]

Can you imagine regular humans in Hetalia trying to track down their nation for guidance during hard times because “they’ve been alive for hundreds/thousands of years! They must be full of wisdom and have all the answers!”

Only to finally meet them and see the nation people behave, you know…like themselves 🤦🏻‍♀️

🎶”All that work and what did it get me?”🎵

[digital999placebo]

and I would've moved out there to be with you, I would've moved out there for real.

[renonv]

Good morning!! Can we see baby romano dressed as a little tomato?? And mabye italy dressed as a potato?

Omg hi!! It’s evening over here now so sorry it took me so long!! But I loved this idea sm and got carried away,,, hope u enjoy!!

[senditothemoonn]

🐠 🐱

[jadenvargen]

THERE! WILL!! BE!!! BLOOD!!!!

[starlight-tequila]

I'm probably extremely right and extremely wrong

[unhetalia]

England headcanons (pt. 1):

Chain-smokes like a motherfucker. Alfred, who doesn't smoke and pretends very hard to think smoking is disgusting, hasn't yet realised where his secret smoking kink comes from.

Currently works for British Intelligence/has infiltrated his own government.

Carries around either a cane or umbrella that hides a sword even though he has never ONCE had to use it. He just feels more comfortable having a sword. (He does also carry around a gun, which, in contrast, has been used often.)

Also carries around his own pen, and absolutely loathes the thought of using someone else's. The pen is a first edition Michel Perchin Serpent in Champagne LE Fountain Pen given to him by Alfred - only ten were ever made and it cost a cool 8k. While Arthur has more valuable things - especially from his time as a pirate and back when he personally knew his royal family - the pen is still one of his most prized possessions.

His favourite tea is actually French Earl Grey - which is Earl Grey with rose petals. Not actually French? But Arthur's still pretty annoyed about it.

As mentioned in a few of my other posts - Arthur is incredibly physical and has kept up with sword fighting and various martial arts over the years, and regularly goes to the gym. He's very disciplined about it.

Tends to eat only for fuel as opposed to enjoyment whenever he's left to his own devices.

If pressed, Arthur will admit his best friend is Francis. Francis would say the same about Arthur.

(Despite their individual body counts, Francis and Arthur have never slept with each other.)

(Arthur doesn't have a lot of friends and has a strained relationship with his siblings, and has always felt that people don't like spending time with him. Even when he was on top of the world, working with his government to become an Empire, he still felt like an underdog.)

On that note, Arthur worked with his government longer than the other Nations, and was a huge part of establishing the British Empire. It made his already fraught relationship with his siblings even worse, and he regrets a lot of it.

Nations get scars very rarely, because very few things have the ability to give them scars - magical weapons is one of those things. Out of all the Nations, England has the most scars.

England is amazing at knitting and crochet, and he gifts Francis crocheted figurines from French cartoons for his birthday every year, which Francis adores. He also knits Canada scarves and gloves and beanies whenever he remembers him.

One of Arthur's most embarrassing memories is getting gonorrhea during his pirate days. He didn't have sex for a month after his healing kicked in - a record back then - and he became a lot more diligent in procuring and using the linen sheaths they used as condoms at the time.

Three of Arthur's back molars are implants made of real gold.

Alfred is the first (and last) person Arthur will say he's ever fallen in love with BUT the closest he's come is with another American - a nurse that took care of him during World War I. She was blonde and blue eyed and once shouted Arthur down when he insisted on continuing to fight even with a bullet lodged in his shoulder. She completely disappeared in April 1917, just before the Americans officially joined the war. He sometimes wonders what happened to her.

[citric-acid-rain]

woe red bull b upon ye

[roszabell]

the production or dr faustus at my college was particularly cunty and my roommate and i have been unhealthily obsessed ever since. she enables my prucan behavior and we were losing our minds the whole time i drew this

[canneddamage]

I feel like England has kind of lost the dread and fear they once felt when America's birthday comes up. Thanks to France and other countries basically giving em some free-range therapy and consoling England only sulks for 2 days instead of the whole month of July.

Though America comes across as completely oblivious to this fact, I think they are very VERY aware of this. Like during the party for America's birthday, they like pull England aside just to say that they are the best parent a little colony could've asked for despite all the trouble. It makes England cry rivers and they spend the whole night crying to France about their favorite little bastard child.

England always feels the need to spoil America on their birthday, getting them something they know America will feel a deep connection to.

England then will say something along the lines of "Well, I know what you actually like, so I thought this would be meaningful." And it makes America feel a bit emotional. They don't show it to the crowd of other countries but the moment that America and England are alone 100% America is going to break down a little.

Please do not tag this as usuk.

[ratzhatz14]

OMG YALL THE COSPROUT IS REAL

REDZANIA LOOK AT THIS

It's THE SILLIES

[digital999placebo]

to be horny, drunk and in love on a catamaran somewhere in the Mediterranean

[renonv]

HELLOOO M BACK here’s some drawings from the plane ride on me way back

[gremlins-hotel]

he's on his way to fly an f-86 sabre. now i go to draw better characters (ludwig), but in case you missed it:

"B-15 (1944-1954) The infamous green flight jacket that many today typically know as the "bomber jacket". The B-15 quickly replaced its older brother, the B-10 (1943-1944). Like other designs, it had many variations. Similar to the G-1, the B-15 shared the same pocket design and lack of a wind flap, yet the B-15 was cloth with a mouton collar and a knit waistband and cuffs. The shell was produced in a range of materials including nylon and cotton rayon. It was lighter weight and far less warm than its sheepskin predecessors and spoke to the advancements in aviation technology. The designated pen pocket on the upper left arm was a quirk of its design that soon became standard for future outerwear."

[deus-ex-mona]

scrolled a little too far back on mogetwt and found pure gold: