#awe man :'')

[void-dude]

Mommy and Daddy won't kiss this one better Billy

[ilovecryoffearsm]

I don't like it when people assume or call ugky people pretty and are surprised that ugly people are actually ugly and nkt some insecure godess. I hate it when people call me pretty because they lie to my face. It makes me look pathetic. I am pathetic, but i don't want to look like that. People who call me ugly act like i don't know it, as if i don't have to look at myself every single day. I try to make myself prettier so people ignore my ugly insides but my insides shine through, ao i try to make my insides prettier but people ignore my pretty insides because im so ugly on the outside, so my insides turn butter and shit and look ugly. I'm not cute ugly, I'm not hot ugly, I'm not internet ugly, I'm ugly. And i try to ignore that and ':3!! :D!' Or talk to bots

[katerinadeannika]

This is both funny and sad 😭

so this bit is way funnier now

[bagool-the-wizard]

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[alsobooger]

Being put on adderal is so sick and cruel if you’re depressed it’s like ahaha yeah you won’t really be able to sleep for a bit + you’ll eat less + it’ll make you happier BUT IF YOU GO OFF RAAAAA RAA AHHHHHH AHHHHH RAAAA depression is gonna Castrate you + no sleep and eating less is gonna go debt collector on your ass + we’ve hired 8 nepo baby college students to repeatedly ask to buy your meds off you- anyway remeber to take occasionally breaks so you don’t become dependent *blushes*

[solarwreathe]

let’s not talk about this, ever

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Vanessas and Mikes if they met sooner in FNAF..

[sototallynormaliswear]

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.

[frownyalfred]

love how Gotham goons are like "awh, it's the nice, quippy one" when they see Nightwing and then Dick shoves his fucking escrima stick down their throats until they choke on it and almost die

[dovewingkinnie]

what if she abstracts because of caine

[egophiliac]

last chance to guess what the new round of birthday outfits will be!

[talesfromthecrypts]

I get so frustrated by "yeah make vampires scary again" stuff every time a vampire movie has a "monster" vampire (Nosferatu, Voyage of the Demeter, etc). It reeks of an attitude that thinks all horror is about something being ugly and horrifying on the outside. If you can't see the horror in Interview With the Vampire, or a Jean Rollin film, or The Hunger, or Carmilla, or the vampire sections of Baldur's Gate because they are attractive that is absolutely an issue on your end. There is such a rich well of themes to dig into with horror and vampires, especially where sex and romance are concerned, but people are so desperate to separate romance and horror. The despair of being frozen as a child even while your mind matures, the loneliness of an eternity alone, the terror of eternal hunger that can't be sated, the awful seduction by something beautiful but monstrous. Trying to turn vampires into just any other monster doesn't make them more horrifying, its just a more kind of overt horror that can only be done so many times and is often covered better by other monsters.

[blooming-skeleton]

so… I don’t know how to start this thing or whatever.

5 notes: I’ll drink some water

15 notes: I’ll remember to eat breakfast tomorrow

25 notes: I’ll work on sleeping better

50 notes: I’ll clean my room

100 notes: I’ll do some animating

250 notes: I’ll tell my mom about my health concerns

500: I’ll ask my mom to let me have glasses

1000 notes: I’ll come out to my mom as bigender

the reason my dad isn’t mentioned is because he’s an asshole

2000 notes: I will draw something for the first five people to put suggestions in my ask box

3000 notes: I’ll finish my OC design

4000 notes: I’ll make an Undertale AU

5000 notes: I’ll start writing irl instead of on Quotev

6000 notes: I’ll stop making myself bleed just to drink it (I’m serious)

7000 notes: I’ll make a dnd campaign

10000 notes: I’ll start taking art requests

[xyriscomplanata]

im flooding your inbox with saltwater

[eeternalferret]

I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.