#aunt may is hot

[the-phantom-otaku]

So yknow how I mentioned way back when that I was making a baddie for Dante…

Artwork by @hellsroyalty

[theoraekenslover]

So a while ago I read this multi-part fic thingy, it was a Peter Parker smut, and I was wondering if you guys could help me find it?

(Warning: this is what I remember from it so it’s gonna be inappropriate)

So I don’t remember how it started out exactly, but anyways reader and Peter were alone in his and May’s apartment, and they were doing stuff, and I think it ended with her sucking him off or something (I think maybe they were on the couch) and then May and her parents surprise (I wouldn’t call it a surprise but it was unexpected and spontaneous) them by May coming back with her parents (her mom and dad) and brought pizza. Anyways they might’ve fallen asleep a little after their “activities” and I think maybe his, you know, thing, was still out of his shorts and y/n was on top of him, sleeping but in a very compromising position, and they come in and are like “hey guys guess what I got pizza and y/n’s parents are here!” Or something and they’re caught, and maybe Peter’s shorts were around his ankles or something because he ended up tripping, hitting his head on a table (I think it was a coffee table), and getting knocked out, and her parents are PISSED, especially her dad, and while may is mad she’s not pissed like her dad is, and her parents end up taking her home and taking her phone at some point, so while her dad is out and her mom is in the shower or something, she takes her mom’s laptop to communicate with Peter, and with their flirting and sexy talk whatever, he ends up (idk if it was jokingly or not, probably not) asking for a pic of her ass, because that was some bet or dare they made earlier before May and her parents caught them after doing stuff. Anyways she takes pictures of herself on the laptop and sends them to him, and he’s on his bed looking at them, boner alert 🚨, when her May lets her dad into their apartment so he can talk to Peter and try to sort things out since he acted kinda loco irrational, then Peter is acting weird because he was just looking at (basically) nudes of dude’s daughter, has a boner, then this man comes into his room and it kinda interrogating him, I think maybe he was annoyed because Peter was still sitting in his bed with the blanket covering him like he wasn’t trying to be serious or something but he was just hiding his blunder ⛺️, and he sees that Peter has his phone and is like “seriously? Why do you have your phone after what we caught you two doing?” Like annoyed/ticked that May didn’t take Peter’s phone after everything, then Peter is acting suspicious, like immediately hiding his phone screen when he walked in, and y/n’s dad’s like “give me the phone” and he’s not doing it, and her dad ends up taking it and gets LIVID, and maybe he tried to beat up Peter, probably, and I think May is like “nope, you’re not gonna beat up my nephew” and kicks dude out, but May is PISSED and is like “are you fucking serious Peter? You both get in trouble for getting caught “doing stuff” and you ask her for nudes?” And then she’s like “you’re done”. Anyways y/n’s dad gets home and he’s so angry and he’s like “how did you get this laptop?” And maybe he started accusing his wife of letting her use it, and then y/n says something like “no I took it when she was in the shower”, and they end up not being allowed to see each other (lol of course they don’t listen). And the last part I think is like even though she’s still grounded, her parents let her go to prom, idk if they knew that she went with Peter, and they ended up getting a hotel room (I don’t know if it was already booked or what) and they do, ya know, the nasty, and after all that her dad’s is beating on the hotel door and they’re like “WTF how did he find us?” Because they got the room to be alone and not interrupted since they hadn’t really been able to be together since she’s been grounded, and her dad is like saying “you used MY credit card to get the room, of course I found out about it” and then he ends up seeing a condom (or more 🤷‍♀️) in the trash can and gets PISSED.

Sorry this isn’t the best description, I haven’t read it in a while and I’ve looked for it a lot, but I haven’t found it so I thought “why not ask my peeps of tumblr if they know it” so if you’ve read it and know what it’s called and what platform it’s on (Tumblr or Wattpad) and the author maybe, that would be SOO amazing!

Thanks for reading all of this, love you guys 🙃 💗

[tabieeee]

Chief Engineer Whistle

she/they/he/all/whatever (they have ~all~ the gender)

Whistle is well-liked by their engineering crew for their cheerful and casual personality

Though many have learned the hard way that your boss being fun doesn't mean she won't give you hell for messing around at the wrong time

They are smart about people and see through their bullshit

She likes quietly tricking or trolling folks, either to teach them a lesson, catch them on a lie, or to just plain annoy them for the fun of it

Chill & friendly

Clever & perceptive

Overconfident/arrogant at times

Wings everything and thrives in chaos

Loves guns, makes guns, carries a gun. gun.

Gives nicknames to almost everyone

Cares for and embarrasses her titan in front of other people

Whistle is an expert on offense/artillery, they have a system of cables/rope setup at the Speaker base and a harness to basically Tarzan around the titan's hangar.

[herigo]

[revolutionaryjackelving]

Re-Examining Spider-Man 11: Class Relations

"Will Success Spoil #SpiderMan?" Re-Ex-SM is Back on Thanksgiving 2024! Looking at the #JohnRomitaSr era and how it connects to the superhero class struggle for love and better housing. Is Peter Parker a gold digger? The answer might surprise you!

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO STEVEN ATTEWELL, IN HOMAGE TO HIS SERIES: A PEOPLE’S HISTORY OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE For as much as Spider-Man is described being a working-class superhero, class is rarely analyzed in these stories. On account of the demands of the genre, the mainstream superhero action-adventure, Peter Parker rarely expresses ‘class consciousness’ in any direct sense. The nature of the…

[spacecluster]

I just love how in age of ultron

Marvel established

that they have these pods

that can heal people of serious injuries

And are capable of building an entire body out of nothing pretty much aside from like a sentient Rock

and that this pod

which is destroyed at some point in this movie

is a lower level version of something that Dr Helen Cho has in her facility in wherever she said it was cause it's been a while since I've watched this movie

and then they

to my knowledge

Never mentioned again

[shimomcdragon]

some doodles of my freakazoids (+new oc)

[duckinthetrashcan]

I’ve come to the realization that I’m ACTUALLY INSANE OVER THE SONIC SNAPCUBE DUBS. WHY IS THIS WHAT MY BRAIN IS CHOOSING TO SPIN AROUND IN A MICROWAVE RIGHT NOW

[july-19th-club]

WHO! will go to crawford county fair with me either friday night or saturday . none of you live here so obviously nobody but if you did you'd go to the crawford county fair . right?

[mr-something-0r-another]

not so hot take, more like everyone knows, of the day (january 6 2023)

in every universe peter parker spider-person is simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person ever. one second smart and sharp as a sharp object, then the next they are all sharing the same singular brain cell across the multiverse spiderverse.

hot update of the day of february 11th 2023.

the spider-people are like siblings fighting over a toy with the brain cell.  only one is smart at once, they do their whole smart kid science-y stuffs and every other is their brain dead selfs. the banter and one-liners are pre-programmed into their systems, it takes them exactly ZERO brain cells to do those.

see also: ���AuNt MaY sAiD iT wAs My TuRn To UsE tHe BrAiN cElL!”

[hackervoice-im-in]

bro why they gotta make the spiderman villains so dang HAWT

[xoxoemynn]

Mail delivery has been fun this week. Every package I open it’s a fun game of “is this a dress for a funeral or is it a Barbie t-shirt?”

[maitressonneurs]

Just a cup of tea

May Reilly Parker x !femreader

A/n : hello ! i'm here again with a fanfic about our beloved Aunt May played by the beautiful Marisa Tomei (in love with here tbh).

Warnings : SMUT, have fun, alcohol help a bit but consent anyway (who coudn't ?)

Sorry, English isn't my native language !

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You crack your back tired from carrying boxes from the moving van to the entrance of the building. The truckers wave at you in distance as they leave, leaving you stranded with tons of luggage. You grimace as you turn towards the elevator.

Broken-down.

-Why do these kinds of things only happen to me, you grumble under your breath as you grab a box. "I just have to go up all the floors by the stairs…"

By rediscovering your apartment, your bad mood immediately dissipates. Afternoon light filters through the curtains in the living room, bouncing off the furniture already set up. You take a few moments to observe the living room, enjoying the calm surroundings. This moment of contemplation invigorated you for the future. You take out your headphones and get back to work, good music in your ears. You return to the entrance, moving your head to the rhythm of AC/DC. You didn't think you'd say this one day, but your boss has really good taste in music. However, reality quickly catches up with you when you see the boxes piled up. You turn up the volume and finally get going.

-I can help you ?

A voice takes you out of your bubble. You raise your head from the ground to face your interlocutor. You smile at her, hoping she didn't ask you a question. You didn't hear her because of your headphones, and she probably didn't notice them, your hair hiding them. She looks at you and you do the same, not knowing what to do. She repeats her question. Your hands busy with the big box can't turn down the sound or remove an earphone.

-Excuse me, I can’t hear anything, you’re shouting over the music.

You see her laughing and she takes out an earphone.

-No need to yell, I'm right in front.

-Sorry, you're starting to blush heavily.

-No problem. My name is May.

-Nice to meet you, Y/N. I don't want to appear rude but my box is very heavy and I would like to reach my apartment before it crushes me.

-Oh yes, excuse me. Would you like a little help?

-I wouldn't want to disturb you.

-If I offer it to you…

-With great pleasure then! The boxes are all in front of the entrance and I have just moved to the top floor, the door is wide open!

May gives a thumbs up then disappears into the stairwell. You go put down your box and look at yourself in the mirror. You curse yourself for simply putting on sweatpants and a tank top. Your face is still red and you try to cool down a little before meeting the woman again. Unconsciously, you start to smile as you think about the exchange you just had. You feel like you're in a romance movie. You stand up and put your hair back in place when you hear her coming down the hall.

-You can put it in the living room, I'll put everything away afterwards!

-All right !

You watch her bend down, facing her. Her neckline opens slightly, giving you a nice view of her chest. You look away, blushing.

-I…I'm going…I'm going to go get the rest…

She looks up and sees you leaving quickly, your cheeks too pink to go unnoticed.

-And there it was, that was the last box.

-I thought we were never going to finish, May laughed.

-I hope that didn't bother you too much…

-Don't worry darling, it was a pleasure to help my new neighbor.

-Do you live right across the hallway?

-Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?

You feel your heart racing at the request. Is this a date?

-My pleasure !

-Good, I'll pick you up at 8 p.m., is that okay?

-Perfect ! Absolutely perfect…

When she greets you and closes your door, you feel your face heat up. It hasn't even been a day since you arrived in town, and you already have a friend in the building, or even more. You noticed the looks she was giving you. The way she leaned in front of you, to reveal her chest. She didn't leave you indifferent, and she plays on it.

-I'm coming !

You opened the door to the brunette. She wore a beautiful black dress, which opened to the middle of her breasts.

-Um, my eyes are higher darling.

-Excuse me, you sat up, your cheeks red. Again. "You are really beautiful."

-Thank you, are you ready?

-Always.

You took the arm she offered you and you set off.

-Do you know a little about the city?

-No not at all. Do you know any good addresses by the way?

-It depends on what… But yes, we can say that, she sent you a wink.

You arrived at the restaurant.

-Thai?

-This is my favorite type of food. I hope that doesn't-

-Me too !

-What ?

-It’s also my favorite thing to eat!

She smiled at you and your eyes met. You brushed back a strand of her hair that was falling in front of her face.

-So…

-Thanks…

Your stomach growled.

-Let's go eat.

-I think it's a good idea! you laughed as you entered the restaurant.

-A table for two please.

-Of course Miss Parker.

The name rang strangely in your ears. But you didn't have time to ask a few questions before the waiter took you to a table, more or less away from the rest, near a window, which overlooked the lit city. He lit the candle in the center of the table, placed the menus down and then left you alone.

-The view is superb.

-It's true…

You turned to her and saw that she was looking at you. A soft smile formed on your lips.

-You didn't look outside, did you?

-No.

To hide your blushes, you escape into the menu. The waiter came to your rescue to take your orders.

-A kuai tiao phat siiu for me please.

-I'll have a tom ka khai.

-Drinks ?

-I would like a Leo.

-Likewise, please.

-Perfect, he gave you a smile as he left.

You watched him leave before feeling something brush against your ankle, then slowly move up your leg. A shiver ran down your spine. You tried to ignore it.

-I… Hmm.

-He's handsome, isn't he? May tilted her head to the side, innocently.

-I'm not interested in him, you fixed your gaze on hers.

-You have someone in your life ?

-Not yet. And you, May?

-Neither.

-Perfect. Absolutely perfect...

Her foot, you were sure now, kept rising, lifting up your flowing pants. You took a deep breath, not letting go of her brown eyes.

-Here are your drinks.

-Mh… thank you...

The waiter cleared his throat then, seeing that you wouldn't let go of the older woman's peepers, left.

-I thought he was never going to leave…

-Cheers, meet us.

-At our beauty meeting, she sent you a wink then drank.

___

-Thanks for tonight…

-I loved it.

You look at her for a moment. You didn't want to let her go, not after this good time.

-Would you like to end the evening at my place? you suggested.

-Have you had time to unpack all your boxes?

-Not yet…

-Come to my place, instead. That'll save you work.

A smirk appeared on your lips and you followed her.

-This is my home! she exclaimed as she opened the door to her apartment.

-It is charming.

-Would you like something to drink ?

-Just a cup of tea, please.

-Really ? she raised an eyebrow.

-No, do you have any beer?

-I prefer that.

She brought you a bottle. Your fingers brushed together. May sat down next to you on the couch. You moved a little closer, your knees touching hers. You took a sip.

-So… what made you move here?

-My job, I was promoted.

-Congratulations, she toasted with you then bit her lip.

Your eyes fell to her lips. One moment. She touched your arm, bringing you out of your thoughts. Her face was much closer now. You didn't need to be asked and kissed her. Your hand rested against her neck, tenderly caressing her skin. She brought you onto her knees, straddling you. She gave your ass a slap, which made you smile. You shift your lips to the corner of her mouth, then to her cheek. You bit her ear, making her moan, only to move to her neck. Your lips teased her, light kisses placed on her hot skin. You sucked on the base between her shoulders and neck, leaving traces of your passage. May pushed her leg between yours, earning a moan from you. Because of the friction, you couldn't hold back and crashed into her thigh.

-My bed is much more comfortable darling…

You got up and she took you to her room. You weren't paying attention to the decoration, too busy with the woman in front of you. You grabbed the straps of her dress to slide it down her body. She was only wearing panties. To balance things out, she took off your shirt and threw it away. Your pants quickly followed her. May pushed you onto the bed. She joined your lips for a passionate kiss. She marked you, as you had done to her, before cupping your breasts.

-You're still too dressed for me…

She unclasped your bra with one hand and dragged it to your chest. She played with your nipple, making you shiver with pleasure. Her mouth went to join the other, kissing it, driving you crazy. You grabbed her hair in one hand, pulling it slightly, making her moan. Her other hand moved down to your stomach, leaving marks with her nails. Her fingers caressed your folds through your underwear.

-Already so wet, just for me…

You found yourself naked and so did she. She made her way down to your heart, leaving kisses along the way. She kissed your clit, making you arch into her touch.

-Oh May… F-fuck.

She inserted a finger inside you.

-Faster… please…

-With pleasure darling.

She sped up, adding a finger. Your moans grew louder. She kissed you to stop you from waking the neighbors. You dug your nails into her back, leaving red marks. You closed your eyes, letting all this desire take over you. It didn't take you long to come undone. Breathing erratically, you propped yourself up on your elbows to look at her.

-That… You are… Wow… you manage to say.

-And that's just the beginning…

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-Aunt May, I'm home!

You suddenly woke up to the scream. You were lying in a bed that wasn't yours, cuddled with your neighbor, who was still sleeping. You looked at your phone, it said 10:43. You turned around to wake May, but her face, hidden by her hair, didn't make you want to do it. You moved a strand then caressed her cheek.

-Morning darling.

-Hey.

You placed a kiss on her lips. She smiled at this contact. The blanket fell to her hips, revealing her bare torso, just like your body.

-Slept well ?

-Like a baby… and you?

-A little sore legs, she laughed.

-May? You are here ? someone knocked on the bedroom door. You recognized this voice.

“Shit,” she whispered. I'm coming !

She got up after a last kiss then looked for her clothes. You did the same. You put your hair back before going out with your new lover.

-Hello May and…

-Hi Peter, you say when you see the young boy.

-…Y/N?

-Are you doing well ? you asked, trying to remain informal, as if you hadn't just left his aunt's room, hickeys everywhere.

-Um yes ? He looked at you, then at his aunt.

-You know each other ? May asked, trying to lighten the mood.

-Yes, we… work together, he replied.

-You never told me that you had such beautiful colleagues…

-Aunt May, Peter exasperated.

-So you… are from the same family…

-Yes, she's my aunt.

You looked from May to Peter, not knowing what to say or do.

-Did your move go well? asked the young man.

“Yeah, pretty good,” you looked sideways at May. She smiled at you. Peter, having seen the exchange, took his leave.

-I did not expect that.

-Me neither but, at least, I wouldn't have to introduce you to him… that's already a given.

-You thought of introcuce me to him?

-Of course. Considering the night we just had, I won't let you go…

[xenialove]

say hi if u r a spider man fan

[thelittlestspider]

aunt may can be old and still be a fox. she pulled lady doc ock.

[measuringbliss]

Spider-Man Read-Through 029 The Ghost That Haunted Octopus (ASM 157-159, Ann 10)

MASTERPOST

In this batch, Peter, Doc Ock and May eat KFC together, Hammerhead's back in more ways than one, people throw trashcans at each other and

Ock has such peak schoolgirl behavior.

Remember what happened last time? Doc Ock's back in spite of an entire nuclear exploding with him on it. Can't wait to hear Marvel's explanation for that one, especially since I don't see him as a particularly interesting villain.

Just like last batch, this one begins with a tilted picture of Spidey against a carefully drawn backdrop. Ross Andru, I love you.

So Spidey wants to salvage the Spider-Mobile, and I'm elated. I didn't expect us to come back to it, but it's nice to see continuity. Sadly for me though, our hero can't find it aside from a small part. (There's also the question of how he'd get it out of the water, but all in good time!)

Ross Andru's art really improved, and it was great from the very beginning!

Meanwhile, if you're interested in the rest of the cast...

I'm grinning ear to ear. So Harry follows a therapy, that's good! He doesn't remember finding his father's equipement... and I have to assume, his showdown with Peter too. But "the weeks after" Norman's death certainly stretches it, doesn't it? Oh well. Handy way to stay vague. More importantly, something's going between Liz and Harry. Gee, I'm sure everything will go fine and no drama will happen in the next 50 years.

What am I saying? Let's just enjoy the present time.

And Otto's certainly enjoying his time, showering at May's and putting on that hideous suit of his. Just in time for Peter to arrive with a bucket full of crispy chicken he can't wait to share with his favorite (and only?) aunt.

He's less than enthused. Octavius's schoolgirl posture just compliments his fatigue.

The explanation is bonkers and yet oddly makes sense. It still made me laugh. So the reactor didn't explose right when Hammerhead dove into it, giving the time to Ock to find a protected hatch and secure himself in his indestructible mechanical arms.

Silly, but logical enough. Then the island actually exploded when Hammerhead unstuck himself from the reactor.

Suddenly, Hammerhead's ghost barges in and May does what she does best: she faints. Ock's quite annoyed and leaves with May, just as Peter gives us a nice backshot.

I have priorities, folks. I'm awake since 2 am, and it's almost 5. You can't be angry at me. I'll objectify my men however I can.

He puts on his Spidey suit and follows Ock, accidentally barging in a random lady's apartment. She has a ferocious dog though and she immediately orders him to attack Peter.

He escapes, then Ock gets into a chopper, Spidey webs himself to it, but Ock notices and slashes his web. The issue closes with our hero falling on a desert landscape! Oh no, will he survive?!

#158 starts with Spidey webbing up a glider. Why not! He still loses track of Ock and Aunt May. The next day...

MJ does have a nice outfit. I was afraid that MJ would be wary of Glory for trying to steal her man, but it seems like they're going to become friends instead and I'm totally here for it!

I'm also very much here for the objectification of one Peter Parker. It's giving Ripley on the Nostromo. And hey, they pass the Bechdel test!

At the Daily Bugle, we learn that a competitor has been hiring the Bugle's members. Robbie's afraid that they'd already contacted Peter.

They did not.

Still, with Betty being in Paris with Ned (I miss them already!), Jameson hired a new secretary, and we see a funny scene where she's trying her very best, which obviously doesn't cut it.

More importantly, Peter learns May is at the Brookhaven Labs and goes there as Spidey.

Long story short, Ock thinks he's about to disintegrate Hammerhead's ghost... but instead, the man's back in the flesh! Incredible, two villains I don't care much about. Ock at least has the ridiculous May plotline, but what does Hammerhead have?

In #159, the three enemies knock each other down at the same time, the henchmen in yellow confess they've been working to resurrect their boss Hammerhead this entire time, and Hammerhead escapes with May. Spidey and Ock vow to save her together.

I do appreciate that Spidey and Ock are allies for a chunk of this batch, but dear Lord, there really isn't enough civilian stuff for my taste. Thankfully, we get a bit right now.

Somewhere, people have saved the Spider-Mobile from annihilation... but it seems to be booby-trapped.

At the Bugle, Jameson's second new secretary is having just as hard a time as her predecessor. She quickly decides to value her life and quits.

Spidey and Ock find Hammerhead in his spinning circular office (I know we've seen it before, but I don't remember where and I'm too uninterested to search for it, isn't it a Mysterio issue?), Hammerhead escapes in a chopper and Ock throws trashcans at it until it explodes.

Pretty explosion at least!

Don't worry, May's fine.

What a mess of issues. Check the fluff, skip the chuffs.

In the readers' letters, Larry Twiss mentions Tomb of Dracula from several months earlier and my interest is piqued. Can't wait to reach that! He also mentions the first Superman/Spider-Man crossover and man, I have to read it!

Now, onto Annual 10!

So the main plot of the issue is not particularly interesting: Spidey stops a criminal, but he gets away and becomes the Fly thanks to a scientist Jameson bribes. The real plot, however, is that the Globe has been getting more popular than the Bugle recently, and I wonder if Peter's going to work there for a bit...

The Fly kills the scientist and kidnaps Jameson. If Spider-Man wants to save JJ, he's going to have to fight the Fly!

Sadly, Jameson created enemies for Spidey (when he isn't one himself) is just not a plot I care much about.

The Fly gets taken care of, and Peter stays at the Bugle.

Ooooooh, we're finally getting to the second magazine!