#ateez divorce scenarios

[princesssdark88]

Ateez like Boyfriends: Divorce 💍💔

♡ Lembrando a todos que este post é meramente ilustrativo, e feito apenas para divertimento dos fãs. ♡ Reminding everyone that this post is merely illustrative, and made just for the amusement of fans.

Jongho

Provavelmente ia ser ele a pedir o divórcio primeiro.

Depois de você falar sobre divórcio, vai ficar incrédulo e perguntar "Como assim? Mas isso não tava nos nossos planos!".

Vai pedir pra você lista os motivos de querer se separar porque não acredita que tenha motivo pra isso.

Vai ouvir tudo que você falar com cara séria, mas vai rir e dizer "pode para!" quando você disser que a culpa disso também é dele.

Vai sugeri a terapia de casal.

"Mas eu nunca te traí!!! 😢 Você me traiu? 🤔 Como você pôde me trair se eu sou um marido maravilhoso! 😢 Não sou?? 🤔 NÃO SOUUUU!  👀"

Vai começa a anda pela casa e grita "YAAAAAAA" enquanto fala "eu não tô acreditando".

Vai dormi no sofá e durante a noite vai fica pensando o que te fala pra você muda de ideia.

Vai deixa o apartamento pra você, mas diz que na verdade só queria uma coisa, e dizer que é você porque te ama muito ainda.

Vai fala que vai pedir separação de bens, só pra quando for ir buscar as coisas pode dizer "Isso aqui a gente compro daquela vez, lembra?" e assim tenta te fazer lembra do quanto vocês eram felizes juntos.

Vai arquiva as fotos de vocês, mas vai deixa as do casamento e as primeiras de vocês como um último fio de esperança.

As vezes vai manda mensagens fingindo que é sem quere só pra ver se você se arrepende.

Vai aparece toda semana no apartamento dizendo que esqueceu algo só pra ver você.

Vai fingi que anda sem aliança, mas na verdade vai anda com ela pendurada num cordão no pescoço.

Nunca vai chora na sua frente, mas seus amigos vão conta que ele vive falando e chorando por você nos encontros de amigos.

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He was probably going to be the first to file for divorce.

After you talk about divorce, he'll be incredulous and ask, "What do you mean? But that wasn't in our plans!".

He'll ask you to list the reasons you want to break up because don't believe you have a reason to do so.

He'll listen to everything you say with a straight face, but then he'll laugh and say "you can stop" when you say it's his fault too.

He will suggest couples therapy.

"But I never betrayed you!!

He was probably going to be the first to file for divorce.

After you talk about divorce, he'll be incredulous and ask, "What do you mean? But that wasn't in our plans!".

He'll ask you to list the reasons you want to break up because don't believe you have a reason to do so.

He'll listen to everything you say with a straight face, but then he'll laugh and say "you can stop" when you say it's his fault too.

He will suggest couples therapy.

"But I never betrayed you!! 😢 Did you cheat on me? 🤔 How could you cheat on me if I'm a wonderful husband! 😢 Am I not?? 🤔 I'M NOTTTTTT! 👀 ".

He starts walking around the house and yells "YAAAAAAA" while saying "I can't believe it".

He'll sleep on the couch and during the night he'll be thinking what tells you changes your mind.

He'll leave the apartment for you, but he says he really only wanted one thing and say it's you because he loves you so much.

He says he's going to ask for separation of assets, only so that when he goes to pick up things he can say "We'll buy this this time, remember?" and tries to remind you of how happy you were together.

He'll archive the photos of you, but he'll leave the wedding photos and the first ones of yours as a last thread of hope.

Sometimes, he'll text you pretending it's unintentional just to see if you regret it.

He'll show up at the apartment every week saying he forgot something just to see you.

He's going to pretend he's walking without a wedding ring, but he's actually going to walk with her hanging from a cord around his neck.

He will never cry in front of you, but his friends will tell him that he is always talking and crying for you at friends' gatherings.

Wooyoung

"AH, VOCÊ QUER SE DIVORCIA DE MIMMM!!!! Ô GAROTA, TÚ TÁ MALUCA?"

Vai dizer que você não tem motivos pra se divorcia porque ele é o marido perfeito.

Vai acha que tudo é brincadeira e ficar rindo alto e batendo palmas.

Quando você ficar com a express��o séria e falar que é real, ele vai pedi pra você para e vai muda de expressão rapidamente.

"É SÉRIO?? PORQUE? MAS A GENTE SE AMA! OLHA SE FOI O QUE EU FIZ/FALEI ONTEM, DESCULPA, VOCÊ SABE QUE AS VEZES EU PASSO DOS LIMITES, MAS ASSIM…"

Vai começa a fica nervoso e a fala usando as mãos.

Vai fica tentando te abraça e te pedindo desculpa, fazendo carinho no seu rosto com cara de menino levado.

Quando conversarem, ele vai interrompe a conversa toda hora seja pra fala, seja pra anda pela casa inconformado.

Vai fica brabo, vai pra cozinha e começa a bate as coisas.

"E PORQUE VOCÊ NÃO FALOU??? A GENTE É CASADO, EU SOU SEU MARIDO, VOCÊ NÃO VAI ME DÁ UMA CHANCE NEM DE SALVA NOSSO CASAMENTO!".

Você nunca viu ele tão sério na vida.

Ele não vai consegui esconde o quanto tá chateado e magoado por aquela situação.

Quando você disser que vai embora, ele vai dizer pra você ir, mas depois vai se arrepende.

Vão fica semanas sem se fala porque ambos são birrentos e não querem dar o braço a torce.

Vai arquiva as fotos de vocês, e as vezes vai posta mensagens com referências que só vocês saberiam reconhece.

Vai começa a postar várias fotos sensuais pra ver se você se arrepende.

Quando se encontrarem, ele vai pedi mais um chance e dizer que errou e que não sabe fica sem você e que esse tempo longe provo isso.

Vai chora muito quando vocês terminarem.

Não vai aceita bem o divórcio e nem ficar longe de você.

Vai deixa você fica no apartamento mas vai ir mora num apartamento no mesmo prédio, só pra ter o prazer de cruza com você as vezes.

Vai vive mando mensagens, e as vezes quando bebe vai te liga dizendo que te ama e que sente sua falta.

As vezes vai te visita depois de bebe, e vocês vão acaba brigando por isso.

No dia seguinte vai pedir desculpas mas vai fazer de novo e de novo.

Sempre que te encontra vai fica com cara de esperançoso e fica te elogiando quando passar por você.

Os amigos de vocês vão dizer que ele é tá insuportável sem você e que passa as noites bebendo falando de vocês quando tá de folga.

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"OH, YOU WANT TO DIVORCE ME!!! HEY GIRL, ARE YOU CRAZY?"

He'll say you have no reason to divorce him because he's the perfect husband.

He'll think it's all a joke and laughs out loud and claps his hands.

When you get a serious expression and tell him it's real, he'll ask you to stop and he'll quickly change his expression.

"REALLY?? WHYY? BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER! LOOK IF THAT'S WHAT I DID/SAID YESTERDAY, I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW SOMETIMES I CROSS THE LINE, BUT LIKE THIS…"

Will start to get nervous and speak using his hands.

He keeps trying to hug you and apologize to you, caressing your face and looking like a mischievous boy.

When you talk, he will interrupt the conversation all the time, either to talk or to walk around the house unhappy.

He'll get angry, go to the kitchen and start banging things up.

"AND WHY DIDN'T YOU SPEAK??? WE'RE MARRIED, I'M YOUR HUSBAND, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EVEN SAVE OUR MARRIAGE!".

You've never seen him so serious in your life.

He won't be able to hide how upset and hurt he is by that situation.

When you say you're leaving, he'll tell you to go, but then he'll regret it.

You're going to go weeks without speaking because you're both tantrums and don't want to acknowledge who's wrong.

He'll archive your photos, and sometimes he'll post messages to you with references that only you would know recognizes.

He'll start posting a bunch of sexy pics to see if you regret it.

When they meet, he'll ask for one more chance and say that he made a mistake and that he doesn't know he will be without you and that this time away proves it.

You're going to cry a lot when you're done.

He won't take divorce well or stay away from you.

He'll let you stay in the apartment but he'll go live in an apartment in the same building, just to have the pleasure of crossing paths with you sometimes.

He keeps sending you messages, and sometimes when he drinks he calls you saying that he loves you and that he misses you.

Sometimes he'll visit you after drinking, and you'll end up fighting about it.

The next day he'll apologize, but he'll do it again and again.

Whenever he meets you, he will look hopeful and praise you when he passes you by.

Your friends will tell you that he's unbearable without you and that he spends his nights drinking talking about you when he's off duty.

Yunho

Não vai ouvir você fala porque vai tá prestando atenção no jogo do computador.

"Você falou o quê? Divórcio?" e vai fica te olhando tipo "mulher, brincadeira tem hora!".

Vai segura sua mão e senta com você pra você conversa olhando no olho dele.

Já vai tá com os olhos cheios de lágrimas enquanto você tiver falando.

"Você não me ama mais?? Se a culpa é minha, me deixa tenta de novo!" *aqui você já desistiu do divórcio, admita!*.

Vai tenta argumenta, mas vai chora e não seguir falar, porque tá chorando e as palavras não saem.

Vai dormi na sala mas vai passa a noite em claro e ficar indo até a porta do quarto pra te pedi pra desisti dessa ideia.

Vai pedi um tempo pra vocês refletirem sobre a relação.

Não vai aceita bem o divórcio, mas diz que vai te deixa livre porque sabe que você vai volta porque ninguém te ama como ele.

Não vai apaga as fotos de vocês das redes sociais.

Não vai quere nada que deu pra você de volta e vai leva uma caixa com lembrança de vocês pra tenta mata a saudades.

Vai toca a música de vocês na rádio e dizer "essa é pra uma pessoa especial".

Vai volta pra casa dos pais e as vezes à noite escreve mensagens pra você mas não vai enviar.

As vezes vai posta stories com mensagens subliminares pra você.

Vai posta foto mostrando que ainda usa a aliança pra garanti que você saiba que ninguém vai ocupa o seu lugar por enquanto.

Vai pedi pros amigos em comum de vocês tentarem convence você a voltarem.

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He won't listen to you talking because he'll be paying attention to the computer game.

"You said what? Divorce?" and he'll be looking at you like "woman, are you kidding?".

He'll hold your hand and sit with you so you can talk, looking him in the eye.

It's going to be teary-eyed while you're talking.

"Don't you love me anymore?? If it's my fault, let me try again!" here you've already given up on the divorce, admit it!.

He'll try to argue, but he'll cry and not keep talking, because he's crying and the words won't come out.

He's going to sleep in the living room but he's going to stay up all night and keep going to the bedroom door to ask you to give up on this idea.

He will ask for time for you to reflect on the relationship.

He won't take the divorce well, but he says he will leave you free because he knows you'll come back because no one loves you like he does.

It won't delete your photos from social media.

He won't want anything he gave you back and will take a box with a souvenir of you to try to kill the nostalgia.

He'll play your song on the radio and say "this one's for a special person".

He goes back to his parents' house and sometimes at night he writes messages to you but doesn't send them.

Sometimes he'll post stories with subliminal messages for you.

Go post a photo showing that he still wears the wedding ring to make sure you know that no one will take his place for now.

Go ask your mutual friends to try to convince you to come back.

Hongjoong

Vai fica te olhando tentando entender a situação.

"Mas a gente não tava bem? O que tá acontecendo?".

Vai começa a ri de nervoso e pedi pra você para de brincadeira.

Quando a ficha cair, vai senta no sofá e esconde o rosto nas mãos e começar a chora.

Vai dizer que te ama muito, e que não entende a situação e te pedi mais uma chance.

Vai dizer que se você quiser um tempo, ele vai aceita. Vai te abraça te pedindo murmurando pra não ir embora.

Vai pedir pra você dormir com ele nem que seja apenas pra fica segurando a mão dele.

Vai tenta te agrada de várias formas pra você muda de ideia.

Não vai consegui trabalha porque fica pensando em você e escrevendo música pedindo pra você fica.

Vai aceita você ir embora depois de muita conversa e muito choro.

Vai liga pra mãe e pedir colo.

Quando postar fotos vai sempre posta uma que remete a vocês.

Não vai apaga as fotos de vocês e ainda vai edita algumas dizendo que aquele foi um dos momentos mais especiais da vida dele e que você sempre vai ser especial pra ele.

Vai pergunta se pode te liga as vezes e te manda algum som pra você dizer o que acha, como fazia antes.

Vai manda mensagens quando ver que aconteceu coisas boas com você e dizer que torce pela sua felicidade.

Os amigos de vocês vão dizer que ele bebe e fica contando histórias de vocês e que não aguentam mais ele chorando.

Vai seguir usando a aliança por um tempo, depois vai muda de dedo e seguir usando como um anel.

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He keeps looking at you trying to understand the situation.

"But weren't we okay? What's going on?".

He'll start laughing nervously and ask you to stop joking.

When he understands, he will sit on the couch and hide his face in his hands and start crying.

He'll say he loves you very much, and that he doesn't understand the situation and I asked you for one more chance.

He will tell you that if you want a break, he will accept it and hug you asking you not to leave.

He'll ask you to sleep with him, maybe only to hold his hand.

It will try to please you in various ways so that you change your mind.

He won't get it to work because he's thinking about you and writing music asking you to stay.

Will accept you to leave after a lot of talking and a lot of crying.

He'll call his mom and ask for a hug.

When he posts photos, he will always post one that refers to you.

He won't delete your photos and he will also edit some saying that it was one of the most special moments of his life and that you will always be special to him.

He'll ask if he can call you sometimes and send you some sound so you can say what you think, like he did before.

He will send you messages when he sees that good things have happened to you and tell him that he is rooting for your happiness.

Your friends will tell you that he drinks and keeps telling you stories and that they can't stand him crying anymore.

You'll keep wearing the wedding ring for a while, then change the wedding ring to another your finger, and keep wearing it like a ring.

San

Já vai saber pela sua expressão que o assunto é sério, e fica sério na hora.

"Como assim separar? Não aceito isso! Não quero!".

Vai fica furioso e dizer que você não tá pensando direito.

De 5 em 5 minutos vai dizer: "Vo te dá um tempo pra pensa".

Vai pedi pra vocês fazerem terapia de casal.

Vai dizer que te dá um tempo pra refleti, mas na verdade não aceita fica longe de você.

Vai passa os dias seguintes emburrado e brabo.

Não vai consegui foca no trabalho porque só pensa em como te reconquista.

Fica irritado só de pensa em você ir embora de casa.

Diz que vai deixa você fica no apartamento, mas inventa mil desculpas pra ir lá toda semana.

Um dia vai bebe e acaba indo para no apartamento de vocês, mas depois vai pedir desculpas e dizer que nunca mais vai fazer isso.

Nesse dia vai chora, vai ajoelha, vai implora pra volta e fazer mil declarações quando você abrir a porta, mas logo vai cansa e dormi no sofá.

Não vai apaga as fotos do casamento, mas vai edita a descrição falando sobre como você foi importante na vida dele, mas vai arquiva as outras fotos de vocês dois.

No começo vai manda mensagens pedindo pra volta, depois vai manda mensagens nem que seja só de bom dia e boa noite, só pra você sabe que ele ainda não vai desistir.

Vai fica perguntando pros amigos de vocês se você tá saindo com alguém.

Quando se encontrarem de novo, vai fica te observando, falando pro amigos o quanto você ainda mexe com ele, e uma hora vai chega perto pra fala com você.

Seus pais vão fala que ele liga as vezes pra eles, e aparece lá porque gosta deles, mas que ele não queria que você soubesse pra não parece que ele tá forçando.

Vai fica usando a aliança por um bom tempo, e depois usar ela num colar pois ainda acredita num retorno.

Vai seguir acompanhando sua vida discretamente e quando souber que algo bom aconteceu, vai fica feliz por você.

Depois de um tempo vai manda mensagem pra vocês voltarem a se fala e tentarem seguir como amigos.

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He'll already know by your expression that the matter is serious, and it gets serious right away.

"What do you mean to separate? I don't accept that! I don't want to!".

You'll get mad and say you're not thinking straight.

Every 5 minutes he will say "I'll give you some time to think".

He's going to ask you to go to couples therapy.

He'll say he gives you some time to reflect, but he doesn't really accept being away from you.

He will spend the next few days sulking and angry.

He won't be able to focus on work because he only thinks about how to win you back.

He gets annoyed at the thought of you leaving home.

He says he'll let you stay in the apartment, but he makes up a thousand excuses to go there every week.

One day he'll drink and end up in your apartment, but then he'll apologize and say he'll never do it again.

On that day he'll cry, he'll get down on his knees, he'll beg you to come back and make a thousand declarations when you open the door, but soon he'll get tired and sleep on the couch.

It won't delete the wedding photos, but it will edit the description talking about how important you were in his life, but it will archive the other photos of the two of you.

At first he will send messages asking to come back, then he will send messages even if it is just good morning and good night, just so you know that he will not give up yet.

He'll keep asking your friends if you're dating someone.

When they meet again, he'll watch you, tell his friends how much you still mess with him, and one day he'll come close to talk to you

Your parents will tell you that he calls them sometimes, and shows up because he likes them, but that he didn't want you to know so it doesn't seem like he's forcing it.

He'll be wearing the wedding ring for a long time, and then wear it on a necklace because he still believes in a comeback.

He will continue to follow your life discreetly and when he knows that something good has happened, he will be happy for you.

After a while, he'll send you a message to get back in touch and try to stay friends.

Yeosang

Vai fica com cara de confuso e depois vai começa a ri sozinho porque não tá entendendo a situação.

"Divórcio?? Mas a gente não caso ontem??".

Vai pedi pra você senta e vocês vão fica horas conversando.

Ele as vezes vai levanta, fica balançando a cabeça em negação e dizer "Tá, mas, a gente tem que se separa porque mesmo??".

Vai fica magoado de você nunca ter falado sobre o que te incomodava e dizer que a culpa é dele de não ter notado também.

Vai pedi pra vocês tirarem um tempo longe um do outro.

Vai marca de vocês se verem de novo e já vai chega com cara de cachorro abandonado.

Vai pedi pra você considera tudo que viveram juntos, e se não der de continuar, vai entender a sua opção.

Vai te pedi um beijo de despedida.

Vai tenta não chora na sua frente, mas vai fica olhando pra baixo quando você tiver indo embora.

Vai pedi pra fica no apartamento, mas depois vai se senti muito sozinho e dizer que se você quiser fica, ele volta pro dormitório dos meninos.

Vocês vão fica sem fala no começo, mas depois ele vai manda mensagem quando quiser pega algo no apê.

Quando ele for no apartamento e você não tiver ele vai fazer algo pra você saber que ele esteve lá tipo cozinhar algo pra você, dobrar suas roupas, arruma sua cama…

As vezes vão se encontra esporadicamente e fica conversando pois ainda vão seguir amigos.

Ele vai arquiva as fotos de vocês pra você se sentir livre pra fazer o mesmo.

As vezes ele vai posta foto do céu a noite com a música de vocês pra dizer que sente sua falta.

Os amigos de vocês vão comenta que ele senti muito a sua partida e não parece mais feliz como antes.

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He'll look confused and then he'll start laughing to himself because he doesn't understand the situation.

"Divorce?? But didn't we get married yesterday??".

He'll ask you to sit down and you'll spend hours talking.

He will sometimes get up, shake his head in denial and say "Okay, but, we have to separate because really??".

He'll be hurt that you never talked about what bothered you and tell him that it's his fault that didn't notice it too.

He's going to ask you to take some time away from each other.

It's going to be a mark of you seeing each other again and he'll arrive looking like an abandoned dog.

He'll ask you to consider everything you've lived together, and if you can't continue, he'll understand your choice.

He'll ask you for a kiss goodbye.

He'll try not to cry in front of you, but he'll be looking down when you're gone.

He'll ask him to stay in the apartment, but then he'll feel very lonely and say that if you want to stay, he'll go back to the boys' dorm.

The two of you will not speak to each other at first, but then he will text you whenever he wants to get something from the apartment.

When he goes to the apartment and you don't have him, he'll do something to let you know he's been there, like cook something for you, fold your clothes, make your bed…

Sometimes, you'll meet sporadically and you'll be chatting because you'll still be following friends.

He'll archive your photos so you feel free to do the same.

Sometimes he'll post a picture of the night sky with your music to tell you he misses you.

Your friends will comment that he is very sorry for his departure and doesn't seem as happy as he used to.

Mingi

Vai acha que é brincadeira, vai fica rindo e dizendo "ah, tá me tirando, garota!".

Quando a fica cair, vai fica com cara de triste e fazer beiço.

"PORQUÊ? A GENTE NÃO TAVA BEM?? O QUE HOUVE?? EU FIZ ALGO ERRADO??? ME DIZ! VAMO RECOMEÇA!".

Vai fica emotivo e vai chora horrores no banheiro pra você não ver, mas você vai ouvir tudo.

Vai fica de 5 em 5 minutos perguntando se você tem certeza de que é isso que quer fazer.

Vai dormi na sala, mas vai passa a noite indo até o seu quarto falando que não consegue dormi e que quer conversa.

Não vai aceita bem o divórcio, e te ver ir embora vai parti o coração dele.

Vai envia mensagens dizendo que é melhor vocês terem um tempo pra refletir sobre tudo.

Vai para de postar fotos, e vai começa a compor músicas sobre seus sentimentos e a relação de vocês.

Quando se encontrarem de novo, vai pedir para conversarem.

Vai pedi mais uma chance, mas ao ouvir "não" vai dizer que vai seguir em frente.

Vai deixa o apartamento, e apaga as fotos de vocês assim que oficializarem o divórcio.

Vai seguir usando a aliança por um tempo, mas depois vai guarda.

Depois de um tempo vai envia mensagem perguntando como anda sua família e que gostaria de rever seus pais pois gosta muito deles.

Vai usa isso como desculpa para seguirem se falando e voltarem a ser amigos.

Seus amigos em comum vão fala que ele sofreu muito mas que não quer que você saiba pois quer parece um homem forte na sua frente.

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He'll think it's a joke, he'll be laughing and saying "oh, you're taking me out, girl!".

When he understands, he'll look sad and make a crying face.

"WHY? WEREN'T WE OKAY?? WHAT HAPPENED?? I'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG??? TELL ME! LET'S START AGAIN!".

He'll get emotional and cry in the bathroom so you don't see, but you'll hear it all.

You'll spend every 5 minutes asking if you're sure that's what you want to do.

He sleeps in the living room, but he spends the night going to his room saying that he can't sleep and that he wants to talk.

He's not going to take a divorce well, and watching you walk away will break his heart.

He'll send you messages telling you better take some time to think about everything.

He's going to stop posting pictures, and he's going to start writing songs about his feelings and his relationship.

When you meet again, he'll ask you to talk.

He'll ask for one more chance, but when he hears "no" he'll say he'll move on.

He'll leave the apartment, and he'll delete the photos of you as soon as you make the divorce official.

He'll keep wearing the wedding ring for a while, but then he'll keep it.

After a while he will send a message asking how his family is doing and that he would like to see his parents again because he likes them very much.

He'll use it as an excuse for you to keep talking and become friends again.

Your mutual friends will tell you that he has suffered a lot, but that he doesn't want you to know because he wants to look like a strong man in front of you.

Seonghwa

"Separação? COMO ASSIM SEPARAÇÃO??".

Vai desmaia, e quando acorda vai dizer que sonho que você tinha pedido divórcio e vai começa a ri de nervoso.

Não vai aceita, vai começa a chora desesperado.

"Como assim você não me ama mais? o que eu fiz de errado?? eu posso conserta! Me dá outra chance!".

Vai fica brabo porque você não falou com ele sobre as coisas que te incomodavam antes.

Ele vai te pedi um tempo pra vocês pensarem melhor.

Vocês vão se abraça e ele vai te segura com força como se não quisesse te solta mais.

Quando se encontrarem de novo, vai te pedi pra vocês tentarem mais vez.

Vai dizer que entende você, mas que se isso for o que você realmente quer ele não vai impedir você.

Vocês acham melhor vender o apartamento, apesar dele dizer que gostaria que você ficasse nele.

Não aceita nada que ele te deu de volta.

Diz que espera que vocês continuem amigos.

Diz que vai te ama sempre e que se precisar ele sempre vai te apoiar.

Não vai apaga as fotos de vocês, e no começo ainda vai posta mensagens pra você.

Vocês vão seguir se falando as vezes e vão visita os pais um do outro nos aniversários.

Vai fazer questão de posta fotos sério pra você percebe que ele não é feliz sem você.

Vai manter a aliança no dedo mesmo depois de muito tempo.

Seus amigos vão conta que quando ele sai pra bebe, ele chora falando de você e canta músicas tristes dizendo "Eu amo aquela mulher, mas ela me abandono"

___________________________ 💔___________________________

"Separation? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEPARATION??".

He will faint, and when he wakes up he will say that dream that you had filed for divorce and will start laughing nervously.

He won't accept it, he'll start crying in despair.

"What do you mean you don't love me anymore? What did I do wrong?? I can fix it! Give me another chance!".

He'll get mad because you didn't talk to him about the things that bothered you before.

He's going to ask you for some time to think better of it.

You're going to hug each other and he's going to hold you tight like he doesn't want to let go of you anymore.

When you meet again, he'll ask you to try again.

He'll say he understands you, but if that's what you really want, he won't stop you.

You both think it's better to sell the apartment, even though he says he'd like you to stay in it.

Don't take anything he gave you back.

Says he hopes you'll stay friends.

He says he will always love you and that if you need him he will always support you.

It won't delete your photos, and in the beginning it will still post messages to you.

You'll keep talking to each other sometimes and visit each other's parents on birthdays.

He'll make a point of posting serious pictures so you realize he's not happy without you.

Will keep the wedding ring on your finger even after a long time.

His friends will tell him that when he goes out to baby, he cries talking about you and sings sad songs saying "I love that woman, but she abandons me".

[eightmakesonebraincell]

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🩶 favourites

the coffee house diaries | @escapewriter 🩶

pairing: ot8 x reader (separate stories for each member)

genre: smau series, college au, coffee shop au, slice of life, fluff, humour, angst

length: 6/8 members [ongoing]

a world in which the students of kq university frequently visit a well known coffee shop; the coffee house diaries. you would think it‘s for the coffee, which it is but in reality, it’s to be able to find love and be put on the love of fame.

my bffs as cakes: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, humour, crack, fluff

you compare your best friends to cursed cakes in a twitter thread

rating my bffs on how'd they do as a valentine date: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack, fluff

the perilla leaf debate | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack

you accidentally cause chaos in your timeline by starting a discourse on perilla leaves and significant others and even marriage that your eight best friends are (questionably) so passionate about.

ateez as your situationship | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as unhinged texts - part i, part ii | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as random texts | @lvrsmg 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

length: 6/? parts

ateez + incorrect quotes 3 | @fanbynature

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

dumb things ateez would probably say | @barsformars

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

ateez reaction to ateez memes | @feltednettles 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

tiktok prank texts | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

pranking boyfriend ateez with “thank you for the flowers” texts

texting bf!ateez: leaving them on read | @trash-hours

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

telling your ateez boyfriend you lost the necklace he bought you | @ronnierites

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez in their part time deliver driver era bc i'm bored | @milsatz

genre: fake texts, crack

bestfriend!ateez saving reader from a bad date | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, fluff

bestfriend!reader asking ateez for a divorce | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, crack

boyfriend!ateez react to getting a cat | @starrysvn

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez's reaction to finding out your bias is their group member | @tyunphoria

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez reaction to having a witch s/o | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack, suggestive

ateez reaction to 'if i was a worm' question | @hongism

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: hyung line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: maknae line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

phone tour - if seonghwa was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

phone tour - if yunho was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

random texts with bestie!mingi | @mangiverse

genre: fluff

upstairs neighbor wooyo | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, neighbour!wooyoung, fluff

length: 3/3 parts [completed]

the barista keeps writing jongho's name wrong | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, barista!reader, fluff

last updated: 11 july 2023

[whale-minmin]

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ATEEZ MASTERLIST :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

What they would argue about with their S/O ( 🌧 )

How they act when they have a crush ( ♡ )

✧ Reactions :

Their crush having tattoos ( ♡ )

Their S/O is cold ( ♡ )

Jongho reaction to S/O always complimenting his body ( ♡ )

S/O being a polyglot  ( ♡ )

S/O being a good singer but they don’t think so ( ♡ )

S/O debuting in a group as the leader and main rapper ( ♡ )

Their crush being cold to them but soon warming up ( ♡ )

S/O having a period ( ♡ )

S/O trying to poison them ( 🥀 )

Stressed S/O asking them to sing ( ♡ )

S/O being calm and quiet ( ♡ )

S/O debuting under KQ ( ♡ )

S/O breaking the spoon in a spoon game ( ♡ )

S/O moving to Korea and having a hard time adjusting ( ♡, 🌧 )

Another member initating skinship with their crush ( ♡ )

S/O accidentally slapping them while arguing ( 🥀 )

Their crush being affectionate only with them ( ♡ )

Idol S/O dying their hair for a comeback ( ♡ )

Their crush playing hard to get ( romantic )

S/O being a ‘99 liner ( ♡ )

Them confessing but their crush is hesitant because of the past ( 🌧 )

Seeing the reader who has a crush on them loud and outgoing but shy and nervous with them ( ♡ )

Foreigner S/O speaking korean with them but get tired, then tell them they speak it out of love ( ♡ )

Idol S/O doing a collab with Monsta X and asking if they want to meet them ( ♡ )

Mafia!ATEEZ reaction to S/O wanting a divorce in an arranged marriage ( 🥀 )

Mafia!ATEEZ reaction to arranged marriage S/O taking a bullet for them ( romantic )

S/O being a ‘98 liner ( ♡ )

S/O being a ‘03 liner ( ♡ )

Farting in front of their S/O ( crack, ♡ )

S/O proposing to them ( ♡ )

S/O being a ‘94 liner ( ♡ )

Their crush not believing in love because of a heartbreak ( 🌧 )

S/O having a service dog ( ♡ )

S/O doubting themselves if they’re good enough ( ♡, 🌧 )

Idol!S/O distancing from them because of work and schedule ( ♡, 🌧 )

Their crush being affectionate ( ♡ )

S/O liking dark themes ( ♡ )

S/O liking mint chocolate ( ♡, crack )

✧ MTL :

✧ Scenarios :

// hongjoong

Yandere Headcanons ( 🥀 )

// seonghwa

// yunho

// yeosang

anxious | kang yeosang ( ♡ ) you have seperation anxiety

// san

// mingi

// wooyoung

lying | jung wooyoung ( 🥀, 729, prompts 2, 31 ) - your old classmate encounters you on your walk with wooyoung.

// jongho

beginning stages of dating ( ♡, romantic, headcanons )

[2old4kpop]

I Let A Bot Rewrite the Events of the 2019 MAMAs

We all know that the Mnet Asian Music Awards can be a bit of a dumpster fire, but this year was more of a flaming trash heap than usual. So I decided to take some of the happenings that took place at MAMA, along with a few hypothetical ones and some from my imagination, and rewrote the events of the biggest night in K-Pop.

Just as a clarification, the bold font is what I wrote, and everything else was completely autogenerated. I swear.

At first the bot seemed to me mocking me, or at least, mocking Seventeen. 

But eventually it seemed to get the hang of it, especially during this incredibly realistic depiction of Jungkook.

In fact, the bot even made a prediction of a possible Itzy subunit or new single of some kind. 

But after a while, it kind of seemed like maybe this wasn’t a bot after all, but just J. Y. Park himself.

I should note that the bot would sometimes unfortunately stop mid-sentence. Or fortunately, in this case.

I tried a few fill in the blank situations with some interesting results. 

This one just really goes to show how artsy and symbolic BTS’ performances have become. 

I also really liked Monsta X’s stage and thought their intro on the cars was really cool, but I wondered what the bot would have wanted them to ride out on, and uhhhh.

I mean first of all I’m very proud of Wonho and her transition, we support a queen. But I also can’t get this image out of my head.

But hands down my favorite performance of the night was the collaboration between ONEUS and ATEEZ, with their stunning tribute to the great K-Pop dances of our time. But what was really going on backstage? Apparently, a la Bring It On, ATEEZ videotaped and stole their routine.

What else was going on backstage, I wondered. What was Dua Lipa up to? Turns out she passed by WayV and

The shade is real.

Speaking of shade, I also kind of wondered what was happening outside of the venue, say in nearby Tokyo.

WOW.

Who else was watching, I wondered? Surely Lee Soo Man, the inventor of the K-Pop industry. But the bot clearly just wanted to get its SM/Chanyeol fanfic out there. 

Also the bot thinks Mamamoo is so gorgeous that it just kind of broke itself. (same)

Maybe the bot would appreciate some soft Chung Ha moments? Apparently not at all.

Meanwhile Heize was there, just being Heize, saying Heize things.

Jackson’s reaction to his father’s J.Y. Park’s clear pants moment was by far the biggest meme of the night, but what was really going on? 

Whoever James is, spill the tea!!

The night was also full of controversy. For example, the venue had banned light sticks, but nevertheless the stans persisted and the crowd was full of ARMY bombs and candy bongs and carat sticks, I mean, carat bongs. I wondered what would have happened if this rule was actually enforced.

Typical ARMY.

The elephant in the room was definitely the MNET voting scandal over the Produce series, and I spent the night hoping some staff member would snap and rush the stage. At first the bot wanted to write some kind of “meanwhile” plot...

Uhh, okay. I tried again.

GIRLS’ GENERATION WAS BEHIND THE FRAUD. This goes deep. But at least Love Scenario is finally getting its just reward.

Also this year EXO didn’t win anything, which is fine and okay for your faves to not win, but when you’re an EXO-L, this is an unacceptable scandal, and I decided to see what would happen if I let them win SOTY.

Divorce really changes you apparently.

That does it for this edition of “I Let A Bot Rewrite...”. And thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it. I’ll be posting a lot of weird reviews and opinions about the K-Pop world, from the perspective of an aging K-Pop fan. I may just write a blog post about how I got into K-Pop and how HyunA made me realize I was gay. Or maybe some reviews of some comebacks, and since it’s the end of the year, there has to be some kind of list or countdown. 

anyway 안녕