#at least i think im funny

[operationlove]

“Let’s do it.”

“No.”

COMEDY

certified comedic behavior 💯

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Finally! I'm needed in the lab!

Oh...

[theprospitianguards]

For the day that it’s in

[confusedfoam]

ive had a vision that i am unable to execute but also am unable to shake from my brain. dndads generations doing the yotsubato pose and how fucked up they would all be

- the stamplers fucked up height scale with tiny Ron at the back, average man height terry, and then scary who as a 15 year old girl is like the same height as ron

-the oaks, who might have a more reasonable but please picture the middle just being lark and sparrow facing each other looking confused because they don't know who actually belongs there

- the wilson's also with the fucked up height scale, darryl and grant are way too close in height and then links in front and noticablely taller than both of them but also a total bean pole

- the close-foster one is just a totally blank image. or maybe Jodie checking his watch wondering if he got the meeting time right

these are all very dumb but I am dying thinking about each one of them

[lilliebloss]

thanks to the new cookie run kingdom update, i have been repeating the phrase "reject humanity, return to flour" for like five minutes

[wonderhoy-dump]

made some memes for my polysho fanfic because i'm cool like that

a couple others under the cut because of minor spoilers

[pavlovleowrites]

I’m making character playlist for my fic, and I’m having a lot of fun with the Barty one.

Like

Pretty Boy by Poutyface  « Oh, I want a pretty boy

Ah, ah, I like 'em soft, I like 'em skinny, boy

Ah, ah, don't need a macho man to treat me like a toy

Want him lady-like and poised, want a pretty boy

Ah, ah, yeah, you're so pretty, boy» is Barty’s internal monologue when looking at Evan tbh.

There’s also FuckBoy rejects (Bartylus all the way) and DONTTRUSTME because I have a feeling Barty would have a blast listening to that song.

[that-edgy-gal]

I must not play videos with audio without headphones in public.

Playing videos with audio without headphones in public is the mind killer.

I will watch the video. I will permit it to play on mute and let the imagery wash over me. And when it is gone past, I will turn my inner eye to the notes to see its audio description.

[theroseinthevoid]

Is that what plays after getting bottom surgery? Haven't reached that far in the game yet.

Customer: ANIMAL LIVER, AND CAT LOVER. THIS MEANS NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE BY ANY MEANS. DMV: VAGINA Verdict: ACCEPTED

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

[rustedlilly]

Daddy ended up getting a small cut on his dick from either fucking the back of my throat or re arranging my guts. He told me it's from the knives I keep in the back of my throat I told him it's from my cervix which is the thunder dome. When asked why I told him those who enter don't survive.

[collectorcrowcalamity]

[lbhslefttiddie]

honestly i don't think sqq (jiu) would have minded the accusations of preferential treatment from yqy if they'd felt true. like as children he guarded the title of being yue qi's Favorite with teeth and claws. why shouldn't he be given preferential treatment? everyone ought to know just who qi-ge likes and trusts over everyone else. and for good fucking reason--who else here is watching out for qi-ge? as peak lords he's literally 2nd in command and chief tactician, if yqy values his word over yours, then its both what makes most sense and also what he deserves.

the thing is that to sqq, being accused of being favoured by yqy over others now just feels like a sick joke, because obviously (to him) that's not the fucking case. if he actually gave him preferential treatment you'd think he'd listen to what he has to fucking say, instead of believing what anyone else tells him about sqq. you'd think, if he was yqy's favorite, he wouldn't have left him to rot.

so i think, in a setting where they reconcile after becoming peak lords, that sqq would very much slap yqy's love for him in everyones faces as a kind of power move. a kind of, "oh, you thought that was favouritism? you havent seen yet what it looks like when qi-ge lets himself favour someone."

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.