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Day 10 Stars
Fly me to moon, Let me play among the stars
Feel my heart with song and let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for, all I worship and adore
#cheer!art#cheer!jarid#cheer!astrid#Yeah fly me to the moon is now a Jarid song#given that their other ship name is starry night because Jamil is the moon and Astrid is the stars he shares the night sky with#they have Shut up and Dance as a song too lol#jamil viper#twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#drawtober
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I really really hope there will be at least one snide remark from Astrid about Essek's current state ("..so you are his messenger-boy now" or something like this), I would die for them throwing insults at each other.
#critical role#cr spoilers#astrid becke#essek thelyss#will i ever shut up about those two? probably not
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They never deny it
Going off of this BRILLIANT addition from @readerofthewilderwest
#httyd#httyd au#half brothers au#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#astrid hofferson#this is pretty soon after httyd 1 that's why elder is leaning on big tooth and younger; hes still getting used to his leg here#yeah they start calling him 'astrids hiccup' REAL soon after httyd 1 because astrid would not shut UP about him while he was asleep#a lot of berk probably meant this in a 'friendship' way because likewise they might call younger 'fishleg's hiccup'#but some vikings know EXACTLY what they're doing JZFZJFZUFJZF#my art
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when astrid said "our parents war is about to become ours" and then had several episodes about her loyalty to her family but still was willing to work with hiccup at the end of the movie cos it was the right thing to do
#i lov her so much fr fr#httyd#astrid hofferson#this is like really old news but she matters so shut up
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Just my thoughts about angsty Seth dragonwatch (with my headcanons)
#dragonwatch#fablehaven#seth sorenson#fhdw#kendra sorenson#Knox#get a girlfriend son meme#Wdym he isn’t bi?#Bro was fawning over the astrids and thought I wouldn’t notice#Angsty#Meme#He kissed Eve’s hand too#I’d talk about the moment in book two with the kabold but i think he was joking for most of it#well I think he was serious about asking for his number if his sister wasn't gonna do it#Idk just a headcanon#i’ll shut up now#Octo 2024 edit: I think I headcanon him as andro now but he could also be aroace or bi#It really depends on the book for me
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forgot to post these doodles I did a few days ago (in which I tried to draw my dogs except I really have no idea how to draw dogs)
skrunkly and blorbo ^^^
#I love them both so so much#even when they drive me insane with their mutual barking#doodles#their names are Astrid and summer if you didn’t know already#and they are now collectively referred to as ‘the girls’ or ‘the ladies’#as in we will shout ‘LADIESSSS!!!!!!!!’ over the sound of their barking#‘GIRLS GIRLS YOU’RE BOTH PRETTY NOW SHUT UP’
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On stage [John] would often try to get laughs at the expense of Paul, whose favourite oldie ballad at this time was still Over the Rainbow (later it would be Till There Was You).
Paul, blinking his big brown eyes at the girls in the audience, would announce that he had received lots of requests for Over the Rainbow, at which John would prop himself against the Cavern piano and burst into a raucous laugh, followed by: “God! He’s doing Judy Garland!” while Paul’s fans whispered, nudged each other expectantly and simmered with ‘ooohs’ and ‘aaahs’. John would play seriously for a while as Paul gave his emotional all to the song; then John would suddenly start to pull a grotesque face or adopt his wicked hunchback pose against the piano, head tucked into his shoulders, featured contorted. Eyes in the audience would begin to stray from Paul and some laughter would follow, gathering pace at John’s antics. Paul would get mad and on occasion have to stop in the middle of his ballad. Then he and John would both start clowning. Another of John’s tricks during these solo offerings of Paul’s was to produce a series of weird sounds from his guitar that intruded into the melody like sore thumbs. Again Paul would not be too pleased and John would gaze around the stage in all innocence.
Beatle! The Pete Best Story, Pete Best and Patrick Doncaster (1985)
#there's also a bit about how they all used to take the piss out of stu while he sang 'love me tender' to astrid#until stu would scream at them to shut up#:)#john&paul#pete best#john lennon#paul mccartney
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they're idiots
#i love tjem#fishlegs thank u for being so smart & documenting everything#snotlout shut up u are saying that but we all know u didn't do it at all LMAO /h#*/j#httyd#hiccup haddock#fishlegs ingerman#astrid hofferson#snotlout jorgenson#rose rambles#rise of berk
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blumendrei evangelion AU. do you guys see my vision... DO YOU GET ME, TUMBLR...
(very loosely, not like directly into the plot but like. vibes.)
#blumendrei#critical role#bren aldric ermendrud#caleb widogast#astrid beck#astrid becke#eadwulf grieve#neon genesis evangelion#lecter doesn't shut up
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Thank you for tagging me @crazycatfaery <3 I'm sorry I took so long 😅😅
Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?
-10 -> very dissuaded
0 -> don’t care either way
10 -> very enticed
nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged.
Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional
Age Gap: 7/10
I love it, but I'll only read it if the Dead Dove Do Not Eat tag is there. I want to read it from an author who's aware they're writing an age gap, especially if we're talking toxic/problematic ships. If we're all in agreement in this room, then HELL YEAH.
Codependency: 100/10
Love it. I love it between love interests, I love it between family members, I love it between enemies even. Characters who only exist and see themselves as a paired up thing with another character. If I see that tag in any work the chances of me clicking on it double.
Enemies to lovers: -5/10
Eh... Sure if it's okay enemies to lovers, as in they're actual enemies and they want each other dead and then we turn it back around. Alright, sure. But honestly? 9/10 times people are writing mild-annoying acquaintance to lovers. I hate that. And even when they ARE writing real enemies to lovers, sometimes the "lovers" part doesn't live up to the "enemies" part.
Enemies With Benefits: 10/10
It's rare and I love it, but it's a tricky trope to get right. You can't remove the "enemies" aspect from it. I've seen this done right (cough - John Ross/Pamela), but I've also seen it butchered many times.
Fake Dating/Relationship: 3/10
Cute and all, but I won't click on a fic because of it.
Found Family: -1000/10
Nope. Most of the time people mean "found nuclear family" and then I'm forced to watch as these characters act completely wacky and ooc. I adore a good found family, but seeing this tagged in a work is a surefire way to have me not click it. (also let's just please stop with the weird subtrope of putting the favorite-white-guy of the group as the "tradwife/mom"??? what the FUCK is this? I've seen it in Teen Wolf, I've seen it Fate, I've seen it in Fast and Furious... just nope.)
Friends To Lovers: 100/10
Perfection. You want pining? You got a forest of pines. You want yearning? You want italicized oh moment? You want harmless jealousy? You want hilarious cutesy moments? You want deep conversations? You want confessions that fix something broken inside of you? You want a love so deep and profound that it has grown and changed and it'll change again if you won't take me as a lover because a friend is good too, is great even?? You want STAKES because I-love-you-but-I-don't-want-to-ruin-this-because-you're-the-best-thing-in-my-life??? Perfect trope. No notes.
Friends With Benefits: 10/10
The same as above + sex. Can't go wrong.
Hurt/Comfort: 100/10
Bathe my blorbo in their own blood!! Whump the shit out of them!! Put them through hell!! Make the caretaker fear for their life!! Get the begging and bargaining out and the wheezing confessions through bloody coughs. Love this.
Love Triangle: 0/10
It sure exists.
Mistaken/Hidden Identity: 0/10
I don't think I ever read this, don't think I ever will either.
Monster Fu… Relationship: 5/10
Sure, but only if it's a werewolf. Team Jacob forever.
Obsession, Possessiveness, etc: 10/10
Fuck yeah. Yes in good, deliciously toxic ships, but also YES in good, healthy ships. The golden ships, made up of two righteous characters and you wouldn't expect this and then BAM. The other day I read fic that was like "[redacted] had often fantasized about reaching in and counting the teeth in [redacted's] mouth" <- most perfect line ever written.
Opposites (like grumpy×sunshine, etc): 5/10
Eh...? It can be cute, but sometimes it feels like too much. I'm actually more of a "they're both grumpy, but not with each other" or even "they're both golden, but can be at their worse with each other".
Poly: 5/10
Sometimes it's shoehorned in and I'm like... :/ you could've written something more interesting if you allowed the conflict to exist. BUT sometimes there's genuine sexual/romantic attraction between all parts and that's when this hits. I'll read an OT3 as long as it's not "author couldn't decide and decided to go the fluffy no conflict route even though it makes no sense for the characters"
Pregnancy: 8/10
I'll read it in fics, in all sorts of manners: cute family fic, kinky breeding fic, plotty dramatic fic, etc. But I don't like it in canon, movie or book. In fic I have the ability of getting bored and clicking out and reading one of the other 200 fics where there's no pregnancy or baby. In canon that's impossible.
Second Chance: 0/10
Sure, I'll read that.
Sex To Feelings: 5/10
IDK, when are we talking feelings? Is this a scenario where they're friends/enemies to benefits and then the feelings emerge? Because then yes. Or is this just a PWP and then I get some feelings at the bottom? Because then no. Or is this a character study while they're fucking? Because then YES.
Slowburn: 10/10
It's the perfect trope but watch out. I'm a firm believer of stories needing beginning, middle, end. I've read fics that are 80 chapters long and every time the characters are about to get together/realize another curveball is thrown their way. Once or twice I'm good with, but 50 different obstacles? Fuck no, I'm clicking out.
Soulmates: -1/10
This won't make me wanna read your fic. If you mean this as a "they are soulmates so X happens" ....nope. Not my thing. If you mean this as "they're always the endgame. In every universe, in every reality, these two are IT" (cough, Skloom) then YES!!! But also don't spell it out for me. I don't need you to tell me soulmates, I can guess that.
Tagging: @infp-obsessing-over-everything , @faithfire and @daisiehoney @astrid-v
#hello i'm a highly opinionated person who can't shut up#i'm sorry this is so fucking long#astrid i think you've done this already but im not sure so forgive me
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Jarid
They have a grip on my mind ( I have other Ocs you two please let go)
#cheer!art#cheer!astrid#cheer!jarid#Astrid can fly#Astrid carrying Jamil like a sack of potatoes#And Jamil dragged Astrid by the tie like he’s a balloon#Is Jamil intimidated or Attracted by Astrid Strength the jury is still out on this one#Feeding each other fruit is mostly a way of telling the other to shut up#the other part is affectionate#art#twisted wonderland#twst#artists on tumblr#twisted oc#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#oc art#oc x canon#jamil x oc#twst jamil#twst oc x canon
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rrRRRAHHHHSGGSHSHSKDBAGAFS LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!!!! they are official dolls from the live spectacular show!!!!!!!! (with my build a bear toothless for scale)
i love them so much i’m actually going insane they look so stupid and goofy my beloveds
AND AND AND they’re the perfect size to ride my toothless plushie!!!!!!!!! i SCREAMED when i realized that
in conclusion:
#hiksti hrópar#i am losing it rn I have never loved anything more#screaming crying shaking at how amazing they are#my two biggest special interests overlapping I’ll never shut up about them#httyd#httyd hiccup#astrid hofferson
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I don't know about you, but my entire life REVOLVES around quoting shows and movies and whatever I know. If I never quoted things... then I just wouldn't be me anymore.
Just now, I suffered through 3 and a half hours of studying before finally calling it a day and going to eat and maybe watch something with my sister only to find the bitch asleep and doing exactly what I wish I was doing for those 3 hours I studied in. Absolutely nothing. So I, with no one but me around to hear, said "boo, you whore."
I quoted mean girls. For no reason other than I fucking wanted to. And if I didn't do that in that very moment... I don't think my life would be complete rn.
Literally 50 times through an average conversation, I will quote SOMETHING from SOMEWHERE.
#another thing i say a lot is “the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy” *loud crash* “like a mouse”#or another jacksepticeye one “honey im TRAAASH”#“hey vsauce michael here your home security is great”#“or is it?”#“for the greater good” “the greater good”#“lock me up” “im sorry?” “im a slasher” “youre a what??” “a slasher... of prices. my discounts are criminal. catch me later!”#honestly dont even get me started on hot fuzz cause there are so many quotes from that thing that i repeat daily#theyre like daily affirmations at this point#ive probably memorized every single line in that movie#“im not worried about silly little things like labels people can call me whatever theyd like they can even call me dookie..........”#“NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE”#“shut up astrid”#etc etc you get it#i say lots of things from lots of places
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AUGH- Hi Astrid!!!
I forgot to put the characters the ask game was for but these are for my two OCs Arevana and Vylirin if you're curious about who im talking about (photos below)!!
1. How did they meet?
Arevana was sent to meet Vylirin as a "test of loyalty", and they weren't actually supposed to survive the encounter! Vylirin thought it was funny to mess with Arevana though, so she kept them alive!
2. How long have these characters known eachother?
They've known eachother for about... 600 years now? I think? Ive been messing with their ages a lot but know its been well over a century. Arevana knew OF Vylirin before they met for real though, since Vylirin is the head priestess of the kingdom
12. Do they have any affection for eachother? How do they show it?
They're actually married and have a daughter, so they have a ton of affection for eachother! They're both immortal beings who can't be hurt via normal means, so before their kid was in the picture they'd typically show their affection through Rube Goldburg levels acts of violence! Now it's been watered down to poisoning eachother's tea and other things like that as to not scare their daughter. They do normal things like remembering the other's favorite food too they're normal I promise (lying)
#kai wont shut up#ask game#ts draws bb#Arevana Wyvanir#Vylirin of Avren#Astrid Ask#Hi astrid!!!! :D#thank you for asking!! im obsessed with these two so i take any opportunities i can to yap about em hehehehehehe
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Look I love HTTYD way more then the next guy but I am keeping my hopes for this remake low
Live action remakes are so hit or miss and the first movie is so iconic that I just really don’t think they will be able to pull it off
I haven’t been doing well mentally recently so that’s definitely effecting my opinion but I’m kinda mad about it, like they already fucked yo with the last movie just leave it alone
#HTTYD#how to train your dragon#I also don’t think a lot of things are gonna translate well#my one hope is that watching it in live action will make people realize how fucked up astrid is#ugh I hate this#anyways not to kill you with cringe#but I have an elaborate daydream world in my head where I’m famous#and I mean elaborate I have made whole movies for me to be in#and one of my roles is in a live action HTTYD#which obviously turns out great and people love it#and they make the second and third with the third having been re written#but in the first movie they had to do the same thing to me as they did to Chris evans in catfa#to make me look small#so I’m like kneeling on boxes and stuff lol#anyways if you read this far wtf#you wanna hear about the movies I made up?#so yeah this live action is gonna be shut but the one I star in in my daydream world fucking slaps
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LULULU WHAT IS UR BEST SUBJECT IN SCH
okay i know i have to list one but i have multiple so my best subject(s) in school would be:
forensics
civics
literature / creative writing
english
computer science (?)
piano (i took only one year and dropped out afterwards because the teacher saw me as a music prodigy and i can’t handle that amount of attention/pressure)
i’m such a nerd it hurts
#📬 lume answers#💛 lumes mutuals#🤍; astrid!#civics was amazing because of the teacher i very much enjoyed that class#because i get to freely complain about the government#i was planning on taking law class but my schedules is packed#i was a master at piano bro (kinda)#but the pressure??? nah man#i had fun in that class yes#but it’s the teacher.. comparing me to this boy sitting next to me and getting all giddy abt it like no#and was like [my name] is doing so much better than you [guy’s name]!!’ like please shut up#computer science was my jam because of code.org#english / writing is self explanatory#forensics is very fun!!
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