#ask-baby-tooth

[wickedcriminal]

I bet Big Toothless eventually sees Little Hiccup as his own little brother

Indeed!! As the Haddock family pretty much sees Big Toothless as Elder Hiccup's twin-from-another-species, Big Tooth acts every bit as much of a big brother to Younger as Elder does. This includes heckling, arguing, teaching, protecting, and even ganging up together to tease your other brother 😂

It's especially prevalent during the time they travel as Outcasts, where Big Tooth takes it upon himself to be Minicup's second shadow and resident brother figure. The amount of times Minicup would have been murdered if not for Big Tooth is staggering.

[ask-n]

so ... no shiny thing for baby molar?

oop sorry for the pause, Ive had a gnarly toothache I had to look into and it still flares up from time to time 🤔 but Im back on track, expect a sneak peak soon for the next update and i'll be getting to some replies!

[sleeplesssmoll]

Headcanon: Vertin goes to Madam Z and Tooth Fairy for advice.

Vertin notices Sotheby's gotten a bit taller.

She's growing up.

Eventually, she and any other younger arcanists she recruits are going to start asking questions.

The Foundation doesn't have growth and development as part of the curriculum since it's deemed unnecessary. The only reason she was taught is because Madam Z and Tooth Fairy took it upon herself to educate her after she started asking those very same questions. Madam Z usually lent her a book on the topic and Tooth Fairy clarified anything she was confused about.

Vertin decides to go to them for advice and prepare herself for the inevitable.

Luckily, Tooth Fairy also happened to be in Madam Z's office making the whole embarrassing process one step shorter.

At first Madam Z is alarmed by Vertin's grave expression. However, when the Timekeeper reveals the reason behind her visit she cracks a smile.

Madam Z tried to match Vertin's seriousness but seeing Vertin diligently jotting down notes as they spoke was a sight to see. If only she was that studious in class.

Tooth Fairy doesn't bother hiding her amusement but she offers to answer the children's questions for Vertin if she'd like.

Vertin appreciates the offer but states it might be embarrassing for her arcanists to bring up to a stranger. She wants to at least try answering them first. She wants to make them as comfortable as possible, the same way Madam Z and Tooth Fairy did for her.

Tooth Fairy and Madam Z are taken off guard by the sudden praise. Madam Z recovers and reminds Vertin they're still here for her. She can ask them anything.

The flood gates open.

"What should I do if someone breaks their heart? Should I set a curfew? I want them to have freedom but I don't want them to get hurt—"

Tooth Fairy and Madam Z share a glance.

Madam Z simply states, "Communication is key."

Vertin seems satisfied with this answer.

Madam had Z kept the books all these years just in case Vertin or some other child had more questions. She let's Vertin take them and warns her to not let them get turned into mud. Vertin smirks and promises to be careful. She thanks them both and heads out the door.

Madam Z watches her back retreat down the hall for a moment before closing the door. "I haven't seen Vertin this stressed in a long time."

Tooth Fairy touches her pouch of baby teeth. "Vertin...she's gotten taller again hasn't she?"

Madam Z smiles softly, "Just a bit."

Update: Fixed some typos

[greghatecrimes]

Halloween prompt: House takes baby!Thirteen out trick or treating for the first time

hehe, I love this prompt! ty Jet for submitting it <3

House isn't much of a holiday person. But even he can't deny that Halloween is objectively the best holiday of them all, especially now that he has a kid (and a cute kid at that). Free candy to mooch from just from walking around the block? Sign him up.

Thirteen is dressed in the costume she insisted upon: a huge, round jack-o-lantern, with some adjustments made to make the face properly scary looking. (which Bee/oddlittlestories did a drawing of!!) she's pretty chatty for her age, and House has spent the past few days drilling her on how to say "trick or treat" as adorably as possible. She's practiced and got it down-pat. She's so ready for this. She's going to be the cutest kid in all of fucking Plainsboro.

First stop of the night is Wilson's apartment (of course). House carries Thirteen up to the doorstep and is giving her a pep talk. "You remember what we practiced, right? I knock on the door, I'll put you down, the door opens– that's when you hit 'em with the big guns. You remember what to say?" Thirteen nods. (Of course she does, she's his kid and she's smart as a whip. He's confident.) "Alright, let's get this show on the road. Knock 'em dead."

House knocks on the door, sets her down on the ground, takes one step back. He can hear muffled footsteps from inside. The door opens, and he sees the silhouette of Wilson holding a bowl full of candy. Before he can say anything, Thirteen throws her arms up, jumps towards him, and shouts "ROAR!" at the top of her little lungs.

House puts his head in his hands (but he's laughing behind them). When he looks up, Wilson is feigning terror as Thirteen toddles towards him, the giant pumpkin costume wobbling adorably with each step. "I got you, Jimmy!"

"What happened to 'trick-or-treat'?" House asks.

Wilson crouches down to Thirteen's height, and then pretends to be knocked aside when she gently baps him with one little hand. "I think she decided that SHE wanted to be both the trick and the treat."

"Yeah!" Thirteen grins and points to her costume. "Look, Jimmy! Scary!" (but of course she can't say her R's yet).

"Absolutely terrifying." House agrees. "But hey, Lucky Thirteen. Don't you want to show Jimmy what we practiced?"

"What you practiced?" Wilson raises a brow.

Thirteen frowns. "Not scary."

"You can be as blood-curdlingly horrifying as you want after we get some candy."

Thirteen brightens again. "Okay!" Without hesitation, she holds out her fabric candy basket and looks up at Wilson with the most adorable little smile he's ever seen. "T'ick o' t'eat!" (To her credit, she enunciates well for her age, minus those damn R's).

"Oh my god." Wilson looks up at House with an expression that's half-horrified, half-intrigued. House grins. "You trained her. Like a dog."

"T'ick o' t'eat!" Thirteen repeats, and pushes her basket against Wilson's knee. "Candy?"

"She's not a dog, Wilson. She's a finely tuned magnet for all the candy in Plainsboro."

"Yes, you can have some candy," Wilson assures Thirteen. He reaches for the discarded bowl and pulls out a small handful to drop into her basket. Looking back up at House, he says, "You are terrible. I expect a cut of no less than thirty percent of your earnings."

"Save me the Reese's in that bowl and we have a deal."

Thirteen ends up trying to scare people at almost half of the houses, but she's so adorable that she's showered with candy regardless. By the end of the night they've got enough to last them weeks.

[cobra-wives]

thank you for feeding my cobra husbands addiction!!!

daww, thank YOU for tuning in!! i love these two to bits and it’s so sweet to see people enjoy my fun little musings :-)

have a doodle as a token of appreciation!

[boxwinebaddie]

HI Uncle Nina <3 Can we hear about how your Rm!Style met as kids?

listen, you guys. i am SO excited for this!!! words cannot express how excited it makes me when i get to talk about the prequel, like they are sooo stikin' cute in the prequel!!! ilysm baby raven and jersey. MWAH!

*eldritchhorror!kenny!nina cracks knuckles n opens up a portal* okay girls, gays n gays, we're going on a field trip,

TO THE PAST!

( i’m chaotic bi ms. frizzle in the pink y2k hello kitty bus )

so, i gotta be honest, my friends, i don't know EXACTLY how old the boys are, but i am gonna say they are anywhere between 6-8 y/o. it's summer time and the broflovski's have just moved to southern park, colorado from sheila's hometown in new jersey...and have moved in right next door...to the marsh family, namely:

ravenstanley r.w. marsh.

who i am using as a primary narrator...FOR ONCE!

because to tell you this was the best day of his life was an goddamn understatement...to tell you that this changed his life, even, is a fkn understatement because this moment, this fateful day GAVE HIS ENTIRE LIFE MEANING. meeting kyle broflovski...was Everything.

again, it wasn't just like 'oh, this boy who moved next door to me is kinda cute, i might have a crush on him'

It Was Dead Serious, Guys.

a teeny tiny, itsy bitsy, ickle ravenstanley marsh heard a single loud, angry, brutal note of the kyle broflovski new jersey slaughterhouse and was immediately irreversibly head over heels IN LOVE with him.

fresh from jersey kyle asked stan if he could open his fresca and the man's synesthesia was flashing, spinning, ringing and dinging like he was playing the world's biggest slot machine and just hit JACKPOT.

and that was before he got a good look at him because...

Wooooowza. <3

all the hundreds of little freckles speckled over his skin like sun-stars, his big, beautiful curly red hair, his gorgeous, glowering mean, green eyes ravenstan was legitimately Breathtaken by kyle's beauty, omfg.

however, the funniest part abt all of this to me is that poor sweet pre!rm rae is legitimately having divine visions and hearing angelic choirs, meanwhile pre!rm jers is just staring blankly at this weird, giant-eyed freaky mouth-breathing rural colorado kid ( who ig is his neighbor now, smh ) that's just staring up at him and sweating and shaking and looks like he's having a Stroke.

edit: i forgot to describe what they looked like so know that ravenstan had come out of the house because his mom told him to say hi to the neighbors and help them with boxes and stuff, say hi to their son, etc.

i think his hair is shoulder length, but its in a lil ponytail, he's in randy's gigantic black sabbath t-shirt, probably has a gigantic edgy boy temp tattoo of a skull or a snake on his neck, smh, little like hot wheels, boy section of target-esqe stickers all over his face and arms, little other edgy elementary school boy marker tattoos on his arms because he literally has always been a rockstar.

meanwhile, jersey, in canon ncu baby kyle fashion, is wearing his gigantic kyle signature orange coat and green ushanka IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER because he is self conscious and sheila bought both on sale at the mall during summer when the winter stuff is all half up because she's a thrifty queen and wants him to get wear out of them and break them in...smh.

so he is sweating like hell and just wants to get his fresca open, which is very vintage and still comes in the bottle.

but regarding The Fresca Of Fate,

stan Does eventually ( open / it. )

...in the most chaotic, unhinged way possible, btw.

which is that baby ravenstan bites, rips and twists the cap off with his teeth like a feral fucking animal ( which i think happened because he was legitimately panicking like holy shit, what do i do, what the Fuck do i doooo?!?! i don't know how to get this open but the beautiful spotty boy w/ the perfect voice asked me to do it, so ¡oRALE! )

note: it is this party trick that he'd seen randy do a couple of times and just replicated, but totally ripped his lip open in the process, btw.

anyways, rae hands the fresca back to baby jersey and because he is a fkn idiot but also a superstar ( i love u raven ) shoots kyle the signature stanley marsh wink-peace sign-finger gun combo wombo.

and jersey is just SHOOK because that was, in fact, criminally insane, but also...kinda cool? and an oddly touching gesture because he could have just handed the bottle back or said go fuck yourself, new kid! because he didn't give a shit about this kid from next door and his parents were both busy...but wanted kyle to have his little drinky poo so bad that he literally busted his lip open turning into a can-opener for ky...and did the cutest, weirdest most awkward hand-sign ever.

tldr; it was brave and reckless and boyish and radiant. and kyle, who usually is highly disgusted by the germs of other people...finds that brings the lip of the fresca bottle to his with ease, sips his drink, which tastes like victory and probably a bit like cinnamon red hots, watches his weirdo neighbor give him the wink peace sign finger gun combo and is so weirdly endeared by this that he...

gives stan a rare kyle smile and even rarer kyle laugh. :’)

and this is so glorious and gorgeous to ravenstan that he literally cannot breathe, his heart is pounding in his chest, he is fkn shaking, goes to say something and immediately THROWS UP ALL OVER KYLE AND PASSES OUT. skhdlksahdsh HEEEEELP NO.

but yeah...that's how dad and dad met. please note that in canon ncu fashion ravenstan followed jersey around like a lovesick puppy, ignoring all of the kids trying to get his attention and play with him, desperate for kyle to acknowledge his existence for literally five seconds or accept his offer of being super best friends...

all the while, jerseykyle is trying to get away from him because he doesn't like other people, doesn't want to be friends, just wants to be left alone and be alone skhdld and is like weird kid with the giant eyeballs PLEASE FUCK OFF ( this does make stan fall more in love with him, stan i need you to go to therapy for the type of guys u like ) and this apathy and disinterest continues until...

stan takes the stark's pond hockey puck for him.

and suddenly, kyle's cold dead heart starts beating again, he sees ravenstan in the hospital recovering from slicing his face and mouth open again, who smiles so hard he RIPS his stitches open again, smh and from that moment on, they are Super Best Friends.

but both secretly want something more, legend says.

-uncle nina, obsessed with the prequel <3

[autistic-beanmonster2]

I think I'm actually gonna start killing

[pearl-kite]

I have to get four gotdam fillings done tomorrow after work, and as proud as I am that I'm generally very chill with the dentist despite what could be considered childhood trauma, I am desperately not looking forward to it :C

[dxppercxdxver]

me! when! they!!!

presenting the @224bbaker household family tree that makes no sense to anyone except the people who live there

also please appreciate hampton’s silly little moustache. i have no canonical basis for this but i know it in my heart to be true

[martyrbat]

batman #400

[ID: Jason Todd as Robin confronting the Scarecrow! He taunts, “You again, huh, Scarecrow? Then I guess you haven't learned from the first time we tangled... I'm too old to fall for the Bogeyman — unless I choose to fall!” He grabs the criminal by his full-face mask and throws his little body backwards, using the momentum (and the assistance of his foot) to send the Scarecrow soaring through the air behind him! END ID]

[rotg-goc-headcanons]

what are your favorite fan theories about rotg? there’s so many and they’re all very interesting

Oh definitely that Baby Tooth is a reincarnation of Jack’s sister. Also the theory that Jamie and Sophie are some of her descendants. Listen, I really like sibling relationships.

[chiptrillino]

Excuse me for messing with your AU, but what if people not believing Sokka bc Prince Jerkface has a perfect smile snarl... for the tooth in question was a baby tooth. Zuko Being Late with Everything™ hits again?

its fine! hey! LOVE IT ! zuko was probably in a bad mood anyway because the tooth was wiggeling and annoying and he just wanted it OUT. but nope that tooth is just as stubborn and refusing to leave the mouth just like zuko is stubborn to see reason and admit that hunting the avatar is a fruitless quest.

should have thanked sokka to finally get it out for him!

by average kids loose their baby teeth till they are 12-13. but if someone ends up not loosing them at all that could mean they don't have an adult tooth pushing the baby tooth out. how nice to get to keep it and also get no toothfeiry money :D (what a rip off)

[ishikawayukis]

finally got all my wisdom teeth out only the stitches left and then i'm fucking Done finally free

[kedsandtubesocks]

ERIKAAAA GOJO AND LOW SPICE TOLERANCE IS SO REAL OMG 😭 i think i might have talked abt this w niku before but 😭 just !!! him trying to stomach it !!! to impress u !!! 🥹 or match up to u !!! 🤧 but poor baby he’s rlly sweating 😭 nose red ears red everything !!! eyes watering !!! 🥹

the thing to bring the great gojo satoru to tears is nothing but a packet of spicy noodles 🍜

Sel YOU SWEET ANGEL YOU GET IT!! This is us 🤝 because YES!! 🥹💖💕✨

The humor of finding out that the strongest sorcerer can’t even handle one hot cheeto without coughing up a lung is PEAK!

And oh my goodness I am living for that idea AHH?!? Like him trying to impress you by eating some spicy ramen at the shop you and him are at because you ordered it, so yeah of course he does too, and is absolutely ✨d y i n g ✨ is too real LOL (but it’s worth it because of course you baby him and get ice cream afterwards)

I see him also as a NOTORIOUS food stealer who takes HUGE bites out of your food and he learns the hard way how this can backfire because maybe you just added the smallest bits of hot oil or even salsa and he goes to be sneaky and steal a bite and then he is just…going through it™️

GOD I HATE HIM!!! 😇😭🤡

[l8tof1]

Pls I love when people compliment him or praise him and he gets all 🥰🥰he’s so outward with his praise and love of others that when someone gives it back to him it’s like he almost can’t believe it and gets all blushy 🥹

no but truly, he is SO CUTE when he gets all bashful and overwhelmed like that

[pettyprocrastination]

How they spend Christmas: Soap/Ghost/Oc  “Mutt”

Ghost spends it alone, if not throwing himself into missions. He may end up going to Manchester and visiting his brother’s grave if he can muster the strength to do so. I don’t see him as somebody who enjoys time off so he is either shipping off for whatever job is available or doing work on base because I imagine him probably having a position outside of the 141 as a superior if that makes sense. 

Johnny goes to visit family. I’m not sure why but he strikes me as somebody who comes from a big family, has nieces and nephews that are always so excited to see their uncle. With a drink in hand he’ll stand in the living room as Christmas carols play and politely nod to other’s stories and no doubt the occasional invasive questions about his job in the military. Eventually it all becomes too much, voices overlapping with questions of if he’s seeing anybody or when he plans to get out and settle down until the room starts to feel too small, he’ll stand up and excuse himself before giving his mother a kiss to the cheek and mumbling “i’ll be out for a bit” slipping out of the lively house until he finds himself at a local pub. Sometimes he won’t even watch the game that’s on, just lets himself get lost in his thoughts while staring at the tv until he realizes its been a few hours and he needs to head back home before somebody gets worried. Probably checks his phone often to see any messages from the 141, any updates about his teammates whether it be professional or personal

Mutt spends Christmas at her house alone. She inherited it after her parent’s passing when she was young. It’s deep in the woods and about an hour- two hour drive to the nearest town but she enjoys the solitude. While she will go and visit the town on occasion and make polite but stiff conversation with the shopkeepers that ask her how she’s doing and how her job is, she tends to spend the time by herself, going for long walks in the woods and dipping her feet in the creek she used to jump into as a little girl with her parents. Will end the night by reading by the fireplace or sitting on the porch and just enjoying the noises of nature that reminds her of her childhood.