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Hello! I kin Four a lot lol so uh YEAHâźď¸ (bfdi yeah) This is unofficial, and ask anything (keep it sfw) lol [4x is allowed, 4x is my favorite ship heHE] also mod is @goldentail-readswarriorcats
family headcanons: Two is Four's younger sibling (but Four's always mistaken as the youngest) and Six is the older sibling of both of them- also Kratcy [CFMOT] (Đ ĐŃĐ°ŃкиК [ĐĐĐТ]) is their cousin lol also the lgbt tags are some of my pride hcs for Four
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#ask me anything#ask#ask blog#ask box#ask four#send asks#non canon#4x bfb#bfb 4x#4x#bfb four#four and x#fourx#four bfb#battle for bfb#bfb#battle for bfdi#bfdi#headcanons#kinnie#gay#lgbtq#lgbt pride#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbt#demiboy#intersex#asexual#demiromantic
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⌠Coffee Shop AU âŚ
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Vasco#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#comics#he's been trying to work up the courage to break the ice for a week and a half#Vasco figured out on day four#I don't actually know anything about coffee or what you do on coffee shop aus this was inspired by an anon ask#I like to think he's well off enough to treat himself and that's an Armani coat
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Hi there!
I was wondering if you could see if this mousepad I have links up to anything.
Here's the text from it so you can copy it easier:
atta gcgt tgta ctgc ttgg acaa tgcg catt gatc agtg tacg aact gcga ggtc
Thank you for the work you do!
String identified:
Closest match: Cybosia mesomella genome assembly, chromosome: 13 Common name: Four-dotted Footman
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#tumblr genetics#genetics#biology#science#asks#requests#sent to me#sammythekidd#bugs#moths#insects#four-dotted footman
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If BBBO had met would Bail be able to improve Owen's opinion of Obi-Wan?
he can try...
(commission info // tip jar!)
#ngl read that as great british bakeoff#bail organa#owen lars#star wars#my doods#thanks for the ask!#welp. guess you've come up w the tag name for this thank you anon!#bbbo live au#still feels like it should be an au where the four of them run a baking show
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Wouldnât it be funny if Reader shows just a tiny amount of happiness to any one of the batfam, and the next thing you know they try their best to make Reader to do it again.
Example:
Dick:Makes a silly joke
Reader: Actually smiles and laughs at it
Dick: gloats about it to the fam
The BatFam: practically on all fours chasing after Reader to try and make them laugh
Donât stress out with your writings (btw love your âagain & againâ seriesâ¤ď¸)
Take your time and donât forget to drink waterđŤśđŤśđŤś
laughter is the best medicine
ft. yan! dick grayson, jason todd, and damian wayne
â masterlist !
more beneath the cut ! fluff ? with a mix of yandereness is my thing hehe. i love this ask sm <3 you guys are being fed well today !!!
reblogs and interactions are encouraged and appreciated.
ugh they're the definition of giving someone an inch and they'll be taking a mile. it would especially be annoying if it were dick on the receiving end of the line. but even if he'd be the one you'd take most precaution to, don't underestimate just how much your opinion holds the most value in the family. so they'll most definitely gloat about their achievement of making you smile or hell, even leaning against their shoulder willingly calls for a celebration.
trust me when i say that living in a stuffy manor already sucks, and they don't exactly like seeing you sulk and merely rot in your bed all day. so like any loving family would do, they'll try their damn best to at least see a quirk of your mouth or that faint glimmer in your that dick oh-so enchantingly talk about.
so it comes to them in the form of a surprise that one day, when your oldest brother accidentally trips over one of your expensive novelty ballpen, instead of nearly shouting at him for breaking one of your favorites, it was the "oomph!" sound his throat makes and his wide eyes when his ass directly landed on the floor that makes you crack into small giggles.
if it weren't for his enhanced hearing, dick would've crossed out your laughter as a hallucination, a product of imagination, something entirely impossible to produce, but no.
he had proven himself wrong.
once he turns back at you, he sees the crinkle of your eyes and your palm trying to cover your shit eating grin. the plump of your cheeks are so accentuated that he forgets the initial embarrassment he feels in the first place, replaced with awe at just how artfully captivating his sibling looks; sitting by
it's like a painting, he wishes it was. he wishes tim would be quick enough to capture the succession of your smiles in the live camera feed.
all because he couldn't believe it. couldn't believe that his baby bird is laughing. they're laughing and they look so mirthful and full of life when doing so.
yes, you're laughing at him, at his stupidity for being unable to detect a mere ballpen despite being trained to locate every known obstacle in a field.
but fuck, he was already raised at a circus to fulfill the role of an acrobat who entertains the crowd. what more could it be if that means he could play the role of a clown for you, his baby bird worth more than a thousand lives, whose laughter is equivalent to the immense euphoria that is filling his entire being?
give him an inch and he'll take an entire mile.
the next day, you'd be greeted with... a lot of peculiar instances within your family. all of which you would laugh at because it's not typical that your family displays mistakes, and you feel a bit better about yourself when their imperfections seem to seep out of their beingâ or maybe it's just your thoughts eating you up again, because is it just you or did jason, tim, and even damian, manage to at least trigger a reaction out of you?
tim would accidentally end up drinking orange juice right after brushing his teeth. his cringing expression, choked gargling and immense spitting is enough to guarantee a light chuckle from your seated form as you ate your cereal in peace, watching him as he tries to rid of the bitter taste on his tongue. although, bitter as it may, the sweetness and the aching of his tooth overpowers the regret he fills for gulping an entire bottle of orange juice down his throat.
he's so glad that he had set up multiple cameras and recorders at different angles prior to your time spent with him because he just couldn't stop watching your reaction in loop whilst he tried to continue his investigations within gotham's latest crime news. yet no matter how hard he attempts to control himself, his eyes couldn't stop looming over to your form, finding your reaction too incredibly cute to be ignored. yeah, he'll do his duties later. for now, he just needs to... screenshot every single frame of your expressions.
jason isn't much of a joker but when reading you one of your favorite stories, he had managed to mispronounce one of the words so badly that it ruined the narrative of the classical book he was voice acting for you. it was a stupid thing to laugh at, but for a guy like jason, who was an english nerd in his very prime, it would be hilariousâ especially when his gothamite accent seeps into his vocabulary; which is very unbefitting for the voice of a character who was a princess that loves to wear frilly, pink dresses.
imagine a man, with a growl that vibrates through his skull, and muscles that bulge through his shirt, voices a princess of all people! his high pitched register for the character was already grating to your ears, but the sudden shift from an airy and girlish to deep and gruff with an added effect of a voice crack at the word "cake" was enough to let you burst out into laughs, your giggles echoing through the comfortable silence of the manor's library. for the first time in a while, you let jason wrap his arms around your shoulder, asking for your input about his tremendous acting skills.
jason never had many moments to cherish within the manor, preferring to stay over and outside of bruce's radar, but god does he love going through the batcave's live feed just to zoom in on your expressions, the grin on your face heavily reminds him of himself, back when he was the oblivious robin with no idea of what was coming to him. yet only now, he swears to protect your smile from never faltering.
damian takes his artistry skills seriously, constantly making a show of bragging to you whenever he has the opportunity to. but this time, he was incredibly pissed at drake for accidentally squeezing all the paint from the tube of oil paints he had stored by the drawers, and it was a shade closest to your skin tone, too; he meant to use that tube of paint for his next portrait of you. so like the petty child he is, damian sets on an hour long routine of drawing tim with monstrous features that screams the opposite of what he sports.
that means he had drawn multiple variants of tim with a hideous, actual bowl cut one. no seriously, his hair was a bowl and the strands that peeked out of it were spaghetti strands. in another drawing, his red robin outfit consists of plucked feathers and an elongated beak for its mask, what seems to be the pocket for the eyes now replaced with cat-like slits that makes the vigilantes expression looker idiotic and downright stupid. yet it felt therapeutic for damian to draw that his brother with what he felt was enough revenge to exact upon drake. that scum deserved a horrendously made portrait of him.
what he didn't expect was that you had stumbled upon his atelier, wanting to cure your boredom by painting a scenery when all of a sudden you had to drop all your equipment from your hands because... what the fuck was damian painting...? why is tim crawling across the floor in one of the portraits...? it takes a second or two for you to register the drawing's very detailed portrayal of a literal bowl cut, your laughter bursting out of the seams because no fucking way did damian actually draw something so hilarious and unserious. if you were anybody else, damian would've kicked your shins so violently you would've required a visit to the hospital. but because it's you... he chooses to sulk in the corner with puffed cheeks and burning ears as you approach the painting with said curiosity of a child and a laughter you can't stifle so easily.
at least it got you to stay in the same room as him for about an hour, with you giving your youngest brother more ideas to make the drawings even more unsettling than they already were, to which damian takes your tips to heart.
after you had eagerly (and shyly) showed the entire family you and damian's shared creation of a monstrosity, tim swears he'll never squeeze a tube of damian's paint anymore.
#đ¨... yael's talking#đ§... yael's misc.#series: again & again#yandere dc#yandere batfam#yandere dick grayson#yandere jason todd#yandere tim drake#yandere damian wayne#yandere batman#yandere batboys#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere x male reader#yandere x you#yandere x y/n#yandere x darling#platonic yandere#doing the core-four for now bec i dont want to spoil much#i rlly have a unique talent of turning any ask into a long post don't i....
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Special Agent Fox âI do not gaze at Scullyâ Mulder ⤡ [4/13] ⧠Season Four
#someone ask this boy what he thinks gazing is#guess who finished season four (my brain is broken!)#my gifs#em.txf#msr gaze#the x files#txfedit#dailytxf#msr#msredit#useremsi#useralf#usergeorgette#usernessa#singinprincess#usergabriella#userairi#userveronika#poangpals
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âIâm gonna go jerk off.â
Eddie Munson x female reader
warnings: smut, fingering and slapping, biting, and some daddy stuff lol.
âGod, youâre so hot.â
You smirked in the sun, laying down on your beach towel in the front lawn of his trailer. You were wearing the red bathing suit he had helped you pick out at the mall. The sun was blazing, and it was a perfect day to work on your tan.
âThanks, honey.â You smile, your h/c hair tossed over your shoulder, keeping it from the beaming rays of the sun. âWanna lay down and join me?â
âIâd rather have sex If Iâm being honest.â He adjusted his crotch, hidden by his dark jeans and looked around the neighborhood through the hood of his sunglasses.
You scoffed. âWouldnât you always.â
âCan I at least put some sunscreen on you? Youâll burn.â He asked, sighing as his uncomfortable hard on.
âSure, Ed.â You took off your sunglasses to lay your face on your arm, tired of looking to the side. He was back in no time, smacking the bottom of the sunscreen bottle to squirt some into his hand.
It was cold on your back, his knee ghosting over your side as he sat on the ground beside you.
You moaned at the way his fingers massaged it into your skin. He chuckled, once again looking around the neighborhood. He coated your back, the back of your arms and legs, moving your hair to get your neck. You were so relaxed you barely noticed when his hand dipped between the back of your thighs.
âEddie!â You tried to get up, but his hand oh so lovingly, shoved you back to the ground.
âShh!â He quieted you. âRelax. No oneâs around.â His fingers pushed past your panties and dipped into your pussy, pushing deep as he could with one go.
You had to cover your mouth, because as quickly as he started, you were already a mess. You laid down, biting your hand and the inside of your cheek to keep from crying out obscenities.
Your breath grew hotter and hotter, your pants louder. He moved your thighs further apart with a firm grip that made your tummy flutter. You whimpered, hand reaching out to grasp at the grass blades.
âThat feel good, baby?â His voice was as hot as the sun on your back. âYou gonna cum right here?â
You nodded quickly, belly twisting and building with a euphoric pleasure inside you. âYes, yes!â
His fingers thrusted in and out of you quickly, his thumb flicking at your clit off and on, harder to do given the position you were in. He gave one more look before he leaned down and sunk his teeth into the fabric of the bathing suit that covered your backside, causing you to squeal into the skin of your forearm you hid your face in.
âCum, then, huh?â He smacked the area he bit, making you cry. âShh,â He cooed. âCum for me, baby. Cum for daddy.â He fought the urge to break out his cock and yank it right there.
You were gushing over his fingers in no time, convulsing on the towel through tears and sweat. He laughed, pulling out of your sore cunt and giving you another smack on the ass. âIâm gonna go jerk off.â
#lanaâs shit post#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#stranger things season four#joseph quinn#eddie munson imagines#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson blurb#lanaâs asks#eddie munson x female reader smut#smut
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steve âare you winning babeâ harrington and eddie âfor the ninety-sixth time, thatâs not how dnd worksâ munson
#YES eddie keeps a tally#steve asks that question at LEAST four times per session#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#steve x eddie
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hey links! nice fursonas!
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I hate how doing any kind of yarn craft basically means you can only produce plastic clothes or it's going to be 300$ in yarn minimum. Every yarn has some acrylic and the natural stuff is so wildly expensive. I would love to use 100% natural fibers but the options are limited
God, yeah. The price of natural-fiber materials is insane.
My average budget for like a full silk gown, trim and notions included, is around $200- and that's ONLY because I live near a discount fabric store that gets bolt-ends from big fashion houses and sells silk for like $10/yard. Wool is insane, for some reason- that place only has coating (heavyweight) and suiting (lighter but feels like plastic even though it's not), so making a dress or anything not outerwear from wool involves shopping online and some painful spending.
I just bought 6 yards of wool to make my Dream Dressing-Gown. It was $210 for JUST the wool- I still have to get lining fabric, possibly an embroidery machine pattern, embroidery thread (because my friend who's generously letting me use her machine only has polyester and rayon). Part of that was shipping from freaking Poland because finding a website that has non-stretch, dark green wool at any weight below "snow gear" in the States is nigh impossible.
(Or that actually discloses the weight in a meaningful way; that's another problem I've encountered. "Brushed wool!" Great, but how heavy is it? "It's wool!" Not helpful. It's like they can't fathom wanting to use wool for anything besides heavy outerwear. Which they probably can't, because that's all we're accustomed to seeing it as nowadays.)
Like I'm tempted to blame militant v*gans for the inaccessibility of silk and wool, but honestly, capitalism was probably just waiting for the excuse to turn all our clothes to crap. I doubt there's been enough outcry about them to push those fabrics out of reach, the way there has been for fur and leather (to clarify: pro-treating animals humanely, anti-plastic clothing, not opposed to the use of aforesaid materials if those animals are properly cared-for and humanely killed).
At least you can still find cotton and some linen things in stores- for now. They're still more expensive, though, and limited in what weaves are often seen. Cotton velvet, for example? Forget it.
It's so disturbing and frustrating.
#ask#anon#sewing#'Marzi how do you have the money to do that?' four housemates and I don't really have a social life besides like. day trips to Salem#and historical dances#so I spend Booze Money on fabric and such instead
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im obsessed w how you named the colors after crystals :33 i kinda did that in my linkmeet au and its cool to know im not insane for doing it dosbxoajwojsow love ur artstyle btw :33 its so soft it tastes like marshmallows
thank you! you know what they say, great minds think alike
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Emma may?
Pretty please?
Ask, and you shall receive đ��ââď¸
Dang, Fiddleford was THIS đ¤ close to fumbling the baddie of the freaking century
#YES I HEAD CANON HER BLACK SHHHH#She#guys I fell in love with her while drawing her#also ignore the fact that I can't draw children because..... dang I can't draw children đ#I am so freakin bad at coming up with outfits guys I'm ashamed don't look at her clothes#cole's art#gravity falls#art#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#emma may dixon#emma may mcgucket#fiddlestan#FiddEmmaStan#fiddemma#emmastan#tate mcgucket#baby tate#And Stan Makes Four AU#guy i promise I'm drawing the comic đ#(I'm lying I haven't drawn it in four days đ¤)#ngl i did not see this ask until I checked my ask box đ glad i saw it in time đđ
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#âceaseless watcher. show me this guy's ballsâ#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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ignore this if you want
what if Tim with Cat paws
or a little paw print on his cheek
sorry I'm just still obsessed with the booping from yesterday
i remember seeing a batman design where his gauntlets had paw beans for grip, so >:3c
#sart#asks#dc#yj#tim drake#with bonus peanut gallery#i feel bad tagging them tho#so ig#core four#ah the boops#gone too soon#anyway i will continue to push my red robin with claws agenda
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I'm sorry I'm still not over Riz taking the High Fantasy Equivalent Of Speed except no one remembers he weighs 25 pounds soaking wet so instead of Calming The Hell Down like we all know in our heart of hearts Riz would do if he actually took properly dosed stimulants he just sprints through all 9 phases of hyperfocus and ascends to neurodivergent godhood and starts solving mysteries you've never heard of and then becomes paranoid that someone's gonna take his memories so he goes up to a pirate and asks them to tattoo his red string conspiracy board on his flesh
#also he's sixteen and on spring break in cancun#what. what do you think this pirate thought when a highschooler with pupils wider than god walked up and asked for a chest tat of NIGHT YOR#Riz's coffee chugging is an attempt to self medicate change my mind. you can't.#Riz fucking Gukgak#he sleeps with a sword. he sleeps for four hours a night. he offered to bite a guys eye out and shove it into his best friends skull.#he can't stop breaking into crime scenes.#d20#dimension 20#fantasy high#riz gukgak
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twenty four hours (modern!eddie munson x fem!reader)
"HALLOWEEN PARTIES"
EXTRA CONTENT- "BEYOND THE HOURS"
â pairings: modern!college!eddie x college!fem!reader â warnings: strong language, mentions of breeding kink, mentions of possible future pregnancy, lots of suggestive conversation and making out. not edited. upside down does not exist, minors dni â wc: 9.9k+ â a/n: @take-everything-you-can plagued me with thoughts of what our idiots would get up to on halloween, and i just couldn't help myself. it definitely spiraled out of control though. my bad. ALSO, QUICK DISCLAIMER: please if you get a snake don't do what reader and eddie did. snakes a homebodies. we are just going to pretend it's okay in this context for the name of fiction, alright? obligatory snake owner ramble over. let's GO.
enjoy the main story's masterlist here
The thumping of the bass was audible before youâd even exited the elevator fully.Â
Any other day of the year, youâd assume your group of friends would be earning an instant noise complaint for the volume of the music coming from behind Steve and Robinâs apartment front door. But it wasnât just any other day â it was Halloween, and somewhere amongst the rhythm of what surely had to be Steve blasting Abba, you could make out fellow neighbors playing music just as loudly.Â
If anything, the overly quiet apartments were more concerning than the noisy ones.Â
âDo you think Lestat is going to do okay with the music?â Eddie suddenly frets, one hand reaching to tug on what little fabric there was of his costume. It almost made you smile, a reminder of what exactly your usually âscaryâ boyfriend was donning.Â
Britney Spears, circa 2001. One of her most iconic VMA performances.Â
Heâd decided it the moment you two had come home several months ago with the most important accessory that was draped around his neck â a juvenile ball python named Lestat, who looked surprisingly content as he hung onto Eddieâs shoulders.Â
âI donât know,â you hum, looking over at Eddie, a little bit concerned now that heâd brought it up, âMaybe itâs a bad idea-â
âIâm texting Nance to turn the music down.âÂ
âWhat if it freaks him out?âÂ
âItâll be fine.âÂ
âWhat if he gets stressed and bites you, Eddie?âÂ
To any onlooker, the sight of you might have been a bit funny. Furrowed brows, arms crossed, sticky blood spread out across your stomach and sternum.Â
The theme tonight for the two of you had been iconic performances. Eddie insisted, and part of you knew he was just afraid to dress up so extravagantly all alone when it came to this small get-together, but you hadnât hesitated to pull together your own version of Lady Gagaâs iconic VMA performance from 2009. If you two were going to commit to a theme this year, you were committing.Â
Eddie balances his phone in one hand, typing with a single thumb. Impressive, given his history of ardently avoiding owning a smart phone. His other hand trails up to his collarbone, sneaking a careful finger below Lestatâs head, holding him up and pouting his lip a little, âThis little guy? Biting me? He would never.âÂ
The sight was cute. Obnoxiously, overly, endearingly cute.Â
âHeâs still a snake,â you try to argue, stopping right outside of apartment 34C. The music was more clear now as it switched from whatever Abba tune had been playing to Maneater by Nelly Furtado, âIf he gets scared enough, he might.âÂ
âIâd hardly call him a snake,â Eddie snorts, shoving his phone back into his pocket, smiling as he tilts his chin to awkwardly stare at the snake now carefully slithering over his knuckles, âDude misses the mice on his first strike every time we feed him. And if there was ever a time he was going to bite me, it would have been when I was taking that moss out of his mouth as he was eating.â
That earns a huff of a laugh from you as well. The image of Eddie on Monday night, absolutely losing his mind as heâd noticed that Lestat had gotten his mouse entangled in some of the moss decorating his enclosure, not even hesitating to open the tank once more and throw his hand in right along with the tongs to prevent your new âsonâ from ingesting it, crosses your mind. It hadnât mattered how much you reassured him that it was probably normal in the wild, that Lestatâs body could certainly handle it. Eddie had been insistent and blinded by what could only be described by paternal instinct.Â
If youâd asked yourself last Halloween if that had been where you see your life heading in a yearâs time, you would have rolled your eyes.Â
âYou do realize how dumb that was of you, right?â you insist, remembering your fear and the way your breath had caught in the moment. It was funny now, but youâd never gripped onto Eddieâs shoulder tighter than when heâd recklessly done so. You loved the snake, you really did, but youâd realized in that moment you might still love Eddie just a little bit more.Â
The conversation is cut short as itâs clear that Nancy had received Eddieâs text, the music behind the door quieting a bit along with a change of song.Â
Your jaw nearly drops, âYou did not make Nancy do that.âÂ
The opening notes of Iâm a Slave 4 U were impossible to miss.
âI did.âÂ
âYouâre an idiot.âÂ
âAre you gonna insult me the entire night, or let me make my iconic entrance?âÂ
You donât get a chance to answer, Eddie carefully passing by you, Lestatâs head bouncing a little as it passes a bit closer to your face than you would have been comfortable with a few months ago.Â
The snake, funnily enough, had even been your idea to begin with. Your want, your desperate argument youâd wasted countless breaths upon while getting ready for bed with Eddie.Â
Itâll be fun, youâd whined to Eddie as youâd both crawled into bed, we even have the space in the living room.Â
Sweetheart, youâre fucking terrified of snakes, Eddie had easily rebuttalled. He wasnât wrong, but it didnât stop you from huffing like a petulant child.Â
Thatâs an exaggeration, you argued right back.
Your hands had still shook ferociously that first day of bringing home the snake when youâd been the one to move him from the small container the store had placed him and into the full fifty gallon tank now occupying a fairly large chunk of the apartmentâs living room.Â
Youâre still lost in your head as the door swings open for Eddie right as the first chorus of the song begins. Heâs dramatic, fully committed, a glimmer of who he must have been in high school shining right through as he struts confidently into your friendsâ apartment.Â
A version of Eddie you somehow missed despite never having met. You almost wonder if you would have still ended up here if youâd met then; you almost wonder if you would have still ended up at each otherâs throats inevitably, even in those days.Â
You probably would have. You secretly hope that it all would have still happened exactly as it has.Â
âNo fucking way!âÂ
Robin is the first voice you can hear excitedly shriek out a reaction to Eddie, followed by a sharp hush from Nancy. Theyâre deeper in the apartment, out of your line of sight. You can hear Jonathanâs muttered response lost in the music, and you can smell Argyleâs presence rather than hear or see it.Â
Weed had been expected, but Steve and Robin were strict in their rule of only partaking on the balcony.Â
âYes fucking way,â Eddie responds, clearly giddy. You finally trail in behind him, not necessarily shy but certainly not nearly as extravagant as he had been. You hang back a bit, biting back a grin, just admiring your boy.
All warmth, rosey cheeks spread wide in his boyish grin, eyes bright as he wiggles his brows as Robin.Â
âI didnât think youâd actually do it,â Robin whispers as she rushes forward, glancing over her shoulder, clearly looking for Steve before she leans it a tad bit closer towards Lestat.Â
âMama didnât raise a bitch,â Eddie snarkily replies, moving to slowly remove the snake from his neck.Â
âLanguage,â you jokingly scold him, reaching out to take the snake from his hands as he brings it to his chest, giving Robin a closer look at the nearly-glimmering pale scales of your pet. Almost instinctively, he starts to pull the animal away, but once he sees the look on your face, heâs quick to hand him over. âNo cursing around our son.â
Nancy finally walks up, still no sign of Steve as she joins your side and Lestat wraps his body slowly around your wrist, âOh my God, donât tell me you also refer to this thing as your child.âÂ
âThis thing?â Eddie huffs, more offended than you, âNance, he has a name.âÂ
Robin has gravitated towards you now, entirely captivated by the ball python, eyes shimmering as she lets out the smallest gasps and squeals under her breath, âWhatâs his name?âÂ
âLestat,â you whisper, watching Nancy and Eddie grow closer and clearly get more immersed in their own private conversation, âBut Eddie wanted to name him Frodo.âÂ
âFrodo,â Robin chuckles a little, looking at you questioningly as she holds out a timid finger. You give her a nod, moving a thicker part of the snakeâs body to face her rather than the head, âSounds like Eddie.âÂ
It did indeed. Once the bickering of whether or not you two would even get the snake to begin with had faded, the entire argument of what its name would be had started up. Eddie wanted the snake to be named after his favorite books â you wanted to name the snake after your most recent reads.Â
Youâd clearly won. At the sacrifice of promising the inevitable first of many cats you and Eddie would eventually have be named Frodo instead. But youâd still won.Â
Robinâs eyes finally leave the snake long enough to take in your own outfit, and you hadnât realized it was possible for the girlâs grin to widen, âWait - are you dressed as Lady Gaga from her Paparazzi performance?âÂ
âOh, my dear Birdie,â you coo out the endearment, shivering slightly as the cool body of the snake continues to slither up near your elbow, âThis night is just getting started.â
â
You were right. The night had just begun.Â
The first few hours pass fairly chaotically. A languid and rapid mixing of everyone excitedly catching up on each otherâs lives, various drinks beginning to be concocted. Some delicious, and some spurring gags from others simply from the description of the hard liquor that had gone into them.Â
Argyle had managed to lure many of the group out onto the patio at various intervals to partake in the devilâs lettuce, as he had proudly proclaimed it. Nancy and Jonathan had figured out a way to set up a makeshift karaoke party in the living room, lyrics for songs being displayed on the main TV. And Steve, for all his attentive hospitality as the one of the co-hosts of the night, had remained painfully oblivious.Â
Eddie had gone behind his back when it came to bringing Lestat. Steve had made it clear when the two of you had purchased the puppy in reptile form that he wanted nothing to do with the python, while the rest of the group had been easily intrigued â especially Robin. And so once Eddie had decided upon his Britney outfit, the next logical step had been securing Lestatâs attendance at the party. He hadnât texted Steve - or Nancy, as a matter of fact - but rather Robin.Â
The girl hadnât even taken a minute to respond, overly enthusiastic to meet the snake.Â
Everyone had slowly become a part of a more silent bet as the night dragged on, and for once, you and Eddie were on the betting side of it all. The drinks were poured, the weed was smoked, the music was sung along to painfully off-key, and Steve never once noticed the snake that was frequently wrapped around various parts of yours and Eddieâs body.Â
The quick exchanges probably didnât help. When Steve needed your help in the kitchen at one point, youâd smoothly handed Lestat over to Eddie in passing. When Eddie had agreed to join Jonathan and Argyle on the balcony at one point, heâd easily and carefully draped the snake across the nape of your neck from behind the couch. Hell, youâd even spent a good five minutes engrossed in a conversation with Steve, all the while Lestat had been comfortably coiled around your bicep opposite the man.Â
As the hours passed by, you found yourself wanting to be caught.Â
Your phone pings suddenly as you bury yourself deeper into the leather couch, giggling over Steveâs current rendition of Whatâs New Scooby Doo?.Â
You shuffle carefully to pull it from where youâd wedged it against your hip, trapped weakly by your white bottoms speckled with glittery blood.
WORLDâS HOTTEST BOYFRIEND: I want a cigarette :-(Â
You do a double take of the contact name, blinking rapidly before you finally connect the dots.Â
YOU: when the hell did you change your contact name in my phone?
WORLDâS HOTTEST BOYFRIEND:Â Unimportant.Â
WORLDâS HOTTEST BOYFRIEND:Â Do you think if I hand Lestat off to you right now that Steve would notice?Â
Your eyes flick up as the song ends, Robin having jumped up to finish off the performance with Steve, the two of them a mess of flailing limbs clinging to each other and joyful laughter bubbling out of them for unknown reasons.Â
Well, partially unknown reasons. One of them was surely the strange concoction the two of them had chugged at some point in the night that had included both watermelon flavored vodka and green apple whiskey. That had been one youâd cringed and stuck your tongue out at.Â
YOU: 50/50 chance. And NOT unimportant btw, whatâs my name in YOUR phone?Â
Just as Eddie exits the bathroom, Steve perks up at the sound of the door and distant flush, removing himself entirely from Robinâs embrace, âFuckinâ finally! I have to piss.â
Everyone holds their breath as he rushes past Eddie, but he still remains completely unaware of the snake that Eddie is carrying.Â
The slam of the door times perfectly with Eddieâs collapse onto the couch next to you, a shy and guilty grin already gracing his face before you even begin bursting at the seams with continuing the text conversation face-to-face.Â
âSeriously,â you waste no time, turning to him quickly and your knee easily overlapping his thigh as you shuffle into a more comfortable position, âWhen did you change your name in my phone, asshole?âÂ
He takes his time answering, pulling on the ridiculously small jean shorts he wears as his shoulders quiver with the effort of holding in his laughter, âWords hurt, baby.âÂ
You hate the way nicknames as simple as baby can send still shivers down your spine.Â
âYou couldnât have at least been a little more creative? Like, worldâs hottest boyfriend? Câmon, you can be more clever than that, surely.âÂ
Itâs easy to do this, to egg him on and prod at his ego in the softest of ways. Itâs also always been a dead giveaway to him that heâs gotten under your skin.Â
âMy name with a pretty black heart next to it just wasnât cutting it anymore,â he pouts exaggeratedly, leaning into your space a bit, holding the snake a careful distance away as he looks into your eyes and a suspiciously jubilant look crosses his face, âWhat would you have preferred?âÂ
âSomething shorter,â you breathe out, feeling some of the alcohol coursing through your veins now, making your headswim as you suck in the scent of his cologne heavy in the space between you, âItâs a bit of a mouthful, if Iâm being honest.âÂ
âIt is,â he nods, and his lips spread salaciously, pupils growing just a tad bit wider before he delivers a devastating blow, âBut we both know you can take it, canât you, baby?â
Damn him. Fuck him. Send him all the way down to the depths of Hell, for all you care.Â
Heâs caught on to a clear game he can play now that youâre tipsy, one that he certainly has the upper hand in, and you canât tell if the night ending in him winning it would actually spell your loss. You swear, you can already feel his hands on your hips, tearing off the costume youâd spent several weeks carefully sewing sequins into, his lips getting sticky with all the fake blood across your torso, his-Â
Huh. Never had you realized yourself to be such a horny drunk.Â
âNow I need a cigarette,â you grumble, leaning away from him, trying to break whatever spell he was casting. None of your friendsâ have even noticed the interaction happening on the couch, saving you from eternal embarrassment.Â
If youâd had less pinot noir and shots of Fireball whiskey in your veins, youâd probably still find the decency in you to be self-conscious at toying with these things in public. Maybe scold him, maybe douse out whatever flames he was attempting to ignite.Â
Eddie leans back as well, clearly satisfied with himself as he lifts Lestat up to preoccupy himself by pretending to study the lightened coloring of the snake. Mostly white, with splatterings of a traditional morph at random across the body. The woman who had sold the snake to the two of you had referred to it as a piebald. If you had been shopping with an actual breeder rather than a reputable rescue, he would have cost an arm and a leg.Â
Luck had been on your side the day youâd stumbled upon the snake. You wish luck was still on your side tonight.Â
Eddie sticks out the tip of his tongue to mimic the snake a few times before he focuses on you again, âYou know, we could always see if Robin wants to watch him while we both go grab one.â
You have no clue how the girl had heard him from across the living room, but she suddenly appears at his side, just as eager in appearance as her original text giving the blessing to bring Lestat had been.Â
âDid someone say I could hold the snake?â she bounces a bit on the balls of her feet, looking down with utter fascination, âPlease tell me you guys just said I could hold the little guy. When you first got him, I did a ton of research so Iâd know proper handling tips, and also how to know if he gets too stressed. Also I may or may not have been nervous about how often they bite, but I found out that-â
âThey donât bite,â Eddie interrupts with reassurance, offering a small smile as he looks up to her, âAt least, not very often. You usually have to aggravate them pretty badly, or catch them on a really shit day for them to strike.âÂ
It had been a huge selling point in convincing him. Ball pythons were docile in nature, and theyâd be quicker to match up to their namesake by balling up than actually strike out at someone.Â
Of course, the day you had been informing of this, you had no idea he was already aware of it. He knew they didnât bite, he knew the specifics of what a habitat for them needed, he knew their dietary needs â heâd already had an Amazon shopping cart filled with supplies after the first time you brought the snake up to him, unbeknownst to you.Â
âYeah,â Robin nods ferociously, hands reaching out carefully, already more than prepared to take the snake, âYeah, yeah, yeah. Now hand over the baby and go do whatever debauchery you two are clearly wanting to get up to.âÂ
âWe arenât getting up to debauchery!â you try to defend the two of you, watching Eddie carefully uncurl Lestat from his arm to pass him into Robinâs waiting hands, âEddie just wants a cigarette and-â
âAnd you want to join him and probably get in some hot and steamy makeout sessions, right?â Robin finishes your sentence for you, quirking an eyebrow for a second before letting out a whisper of a squeal when Lestat takes to her quickly. His tail wraps around the length of her wrist and youâre shocked as you watch him stay just as curious as he had been while held by you and Eddie. A tad bit more reserved, but no sign of balling up any time soon.Â
Eddie stands from the couch, patting his largest back pocket to ensure his pack of cigarettes and lighter are still safely tucked into it, and you know itâs useless to keep arguing with Robin. Sheâs entirely entrapped by the snake in her hands now, whispering in a high-pitched tone that surprisingly doesnât seem to bother Lestat. All her coos nearly resemble baby-talk. Itâs cute â sort of. A direct mirror of how you and Eddie have been acting at home when you handle the ball python.Â
You stand slower than Eddie had, hawk eyes still glued to your friend, âJust- Just be careful, okay? Avoid touching his head, and donât wave your hands around too much while talking, because it can scare him. He also might try and crawl up to your hair because Eddie lets him hide in his at home, and sometimes heâll pull on it because it sticks to him, so just-â
âSweetheart,â Eddie stresses, throwing an arm around your shoulders, giving your bicep opposite from him a quick squeeze, âSheâll be fine.âÂ
Robin nods, clearly only half listening to the debate as she watches Lestat wander up her arm in clear wonder.Â
It sort of does feel like Lestat is your actual human child, as though youâre leaving your toddler with a babysitter for the first time.Â
Eddie tugs you deeper into his side, musky cinnamon and boyish charm filling your nose as he leans down and murmurs, âCâmon.âÂ
A Ghost song starts to thump over the speakers as you allow Eddie to guide you over to the sliding door beside the kitchen, the layout different and even a tad bit nicer than your own apartment. Itâs odd, the view of the kitchen being clearer than the living room, the exact opposite of how your home is.Â
Home. Even in your tipsy state, even after so much time having living with Eddie and even going as far as to now own a pet with him, the notion fills you with warmth.Â
Maybe youâre actually a sentimental drunk.Â
As the two of you pass by Argyle, he briefly lifts his head, cherry-shaded eyes peering up excitedly until Eddie quickly shakes his head, making the poor man sink back against the loveseat that he occupies with Jonathan and Nancy. You almost feel bad, but itâs clear Argyle is too far gone to even feel disappointment right now.Â
âAfter you, mâlady,â Eddie chivalrously slides the door open for you, half-bowing and putting on a half-assed British accent as he sweeps his arm for you to exit onto the balcony first.Â
âItâs Lady Gaga to you,â you snark as you slip out into the crisp Autumn air, cheeks cooling instantly.Â
âOh,â the door slides shut with a soft thud behind Eddie as he joins you, face immediately covered by the shadows of the evening, âMy apologies.âÂ
Itâs nice out. Far nicer than any October has been in the city in what feels like years. The air is refreshing, dare you even say sobering, and the city lights below wink at you as you hear all the distant noises of life. Car horns, childrenâs laughter, music from other parties. It sounds as though one of the neighbors below is blasting heavy rap, and you swear you can hear the trill of a radio pop song from your left.Â
Beer, cider, pumpkin spice â it all fills the air. Itâs Halloween, and itâs nice.Â
The breeze is electric with all the livelihood, sending goosebumps up your arms as you approach the railing, looking out across a night sky painted some sort of faded cross between navy and grey rather than a stark black of midnight.Â
It all turns to static the moment Eddie wraps his arms around your waist from behind you, heavy pack of cigarettes in his palm as his lips find solace in one of the few bare patches of skin on your shoulder.Â
âGod, I love Halloween,â he murmurs against you, his breath hot as it catches across your costume.Â
God, I love you.
You canât help the cheesy thought as a hand comes up to grip Eddieâs forearm, giving three short squeezes, pulling him just a tad bit closer. But itâs true â Halloween was wonderful, youâd always enjoyed any excuse to get together with your friends and family, but it had never felt quite like this.Â
Planning cliche dates during the season, movie marathons spent cuddling up with your other half rather than sitting across on a couch from friends. Kisses in the pumpkin patch. Cider on his lips. Putting up decorations and ending up chasing each other around the apartment, landing in a pile of limbs that slot against one another perfectly. Arguing about which decorations should go on the balcony, which garland to line your front door with.Â
It wasnât a replacement for spending time with your friends. And there were still crude jokes, still bickering over timing of plans and locations to visit. It still felt like spending the holiday with friends â it was spending it with your best friend.Â
Eddie Munson. Your best friend. Your boyfriend. The sentiment is unexpected to past you, but so entirely welcome by the you currently enveloped in his embrace.
âI used to insist on spending Halloween alone, you know,â you mumble as his chin digs in the point where your shoulder connects to your neck, vision blurring as you continue to stare out at the tiny busy streets, âJust, like, lay around in my dorm. Watch shitty horror movies on my laptop until I got too scared and had to find some dumb comedy to help me sleep. It was the only day of the year where my roommate sort of acknowledged my existence. She was the one whoâd go out, and sheâd get all this candy and share it with me.âÂ
You donât know the point of your rambling, but Eddie is listening intently anyways.Â
You turn carefully in his arms, now mesmerized by how his face looks in the warm glow of the seasonal lights Robin and Steve had put up. Shades of orange flickering across his amber eyes, shadows making all his sharpness in his features more prominent.Â
âTalking about it now sounds kind of boring,â you muse, laughing a bit dryly, âThe most festive thing I would do was going to the Halloween store with Robin and Steve once they opened.â
âYeah?â he asks softly, arms still tangled around you, grinning gently, âI donât think thatâs too boring.âÂ
âIt was,â you insist, pressing just a little closer to him, âGod, it was so boring. Not going to the store with those idiots â I mean, that was pretty fun. But it was nothing compared to setting up a snake habitat, or carving pumpkins with you. Now I can watch whatever slasher you want before bed, and I still sleep just fine, cause Iâve got you to protect me.âÂ
His smile matches your own â radiant, proud, happy.Â
âOh, definitely,â he nods once, twice. So sure, ego inflated for the bit, âAny scary men with a chainsaw dare to break into our apartment, and Iâve got you, sweetheart.âÂ
Our apartment. The perfect ring to it.Â
âDidnât you scream about that spider in our apartment yesterday? Like, full on squeal, hopping up onto the couch, begging me to save you-âÂ
He cuts off all your teasing, even though it was true, with a kiss. Simple, strong, sure. Fingers dancing under your chin to pull you up to him, meeting you halfway and not even hiding his smile at your antics as he effectively shuts you up.Â
âWe agreed to not talk about that,â he mumbles against your lips, tasting like the last shot of whiskey he took with Nancy.Â
âYou agreed to not talk about it,â you pester back, trying to pull away from his kiss. But his other hand comes up, trapping your face between both his palms, and itâs a useless effort, âI just promised to not immediately share the photo of you up on the couch with everyone.âÂ
Half the words are hardly articulate as his lips continue to nip at yours, struggling from your wide smile and the way your entire body is shaking from your giggles. You can feel the cold metal of the railing brushing your exposed lower back, a breeze picking up that can be blamed for the goosebumps racing down your spine rather than Eddieâs wandering hand. Itâs not devourment, itâs not desperation, itâs not Earth-shattering.Â
Itâs something like mending. Something like a promise.Â
Living together, celebrating the holidays together, owning a pet together â they were all baby steps leading to something even brighter in the future. An unspoken truth between the both of you. An inevitable crescendo to all that had been built.Â
Eddie whines a bit when you pull away again, but this time, your forehead stays pressed to his. A joint effort between the way you tilt your head and the way his hands press you against him.
âDo you remember the last time we were on a balcony together?â you ask in a low whisper, trying to mimic the same suggestive tone that heâs always been able to put on at the drop of a hat.
Youâre not quite as talented as him. Youâre actually just a giggly drunk.
His brows furrow, âWhat? This morning?âÂ
âNo.âÂ
âTwo nights ago, when you insisted Lestat needed to see the moon?â
âNo.âÂ
âAre you talking about the afternoon we had a redo of our pumpkin carving contest? Because I still won again, fair and square, ba-â
âIâm talking about the bet, you idiot.âÂ
His fingertips press a bit deeper into your flesh, his lips forming a wobbly âoâ as he stares down at you, âHow was I supposed to know you were referring to that? That was definitely not the last time we were on a balcony together-â
You shut him up with the same courtesy as he had done to you, adding in a roll of your eyes before your hands wrap around his neck to pull him into you. This time, you make it hot and heavy. Lips and teeth and tongues, grabby hands from the both of you making their way across all the exposed skin and scraps of costumes you two wear. It takes Eddie aback at first, clearly not expecting the sudden passion, but he recovers quickly.Â
He remembers exactly what youâre referring to quickly.Â
Your back collides a bit harsher with the railing as he rolls his body up against yours, not a breath of space between the two of you as he wedges his knee between your thighs. You have no idea where his pack of cigarettes has vanished to, but you donât care. All you really care about is the way heâs holding you, the way heâs suffocating you, the way heâs watering you.Â
Itâs hard to believe the garden within that heâs nurtured at your side for the last year was ever something broken. That there was once a time it was nothing more than dried vines and pathetic blossoms begging to see the light of day. Now, the warmth of a thousand suns was gifted to you every morning you awoke to his smile. Every joke, every small caring act, every kiss stolen just because one of you felt like it. You two may have accidentally killed that first plant you bought the week you moved in properly with him, but this?Â
You canât imagine a day where the two of you ever might let this die off.Â
His lips break from yours, predictably painting a path along your jaw as he murmurs, âI think I do remember. But, just in case â wanna remind me?âÂ
And for a second, you almost do.Â
All your coils are tight across your body, burning in your abdomen and shaking in your knees, but all it takes is the faintest movement of a shadow to remember all your friends inside the apartment still.Â
âWe canât,â you whisper, as if they might hear you in the glass, trying to pry yourself away from him just as his teeth start to graze your neck, âSeriously - we canât.âÂ
Eddie chuckles lowly against your neck, and you know exactly why.Â
Youâd started this without even considering the consequences.Â
âStarted something you canât finish, didnât ya, baby?âÂ
Oh, damn him. That stupid low and teasing tone. That dimple you can feel brush against your skin as he moves his mouth to the other side of your neck. All the heat in your body travels south, pooling between your hips, aching for him to go against your wishes to avoid embarrassment and just finish this.Â
He doesnât, though. Youâre starting to believe heâs less drunk than you are, a clearer mind than your own with far more sensibility than he seems capable of most of the time. His lips leave your neck, his hands finding the polite placement of hovering over your hips. The fog is starting to clear, if only just the slightest bit, and-
You were wrong. So, so wrong.Â
Heâs not sensible. That wicked hand placement was nowhere near polite. In an instant, heâs latched onto you tightly and spun you around, quickly bending you over against the railing so your chest presses into the metal and the cold sends shockwaves across your entire body. Your ass is pressed to his crotch and one hand holds you securely, tight enough that he can be sure you wonât fall, as the other crawls up your back at impeccable speed to press you further down.Â
Immediately, youâre squealing, âEddie!âÂ
His laughter is just as loud as all your protests as you come face-to-face with the true height of a three-story balcony, knuckles paling from gripping onto the bars.Â
Youâd hate him for it, but you feel the security of his palm and knuckles around your waist, and you know heâs not letting you go anywhere over that railing. Heâs hardly even allowing your head to hang over it.Â
The moment you start to lean back up against his hand on your back, heâs allowing it immediately. Thereâs no friction or fight as you stand up straight once more, back against his chest and your hands already prepared to swing back to smack him before both of his arms come up around your shoulders and cross your chest.Â
âYou asshole,â you gasp out, flailing hands deciding to grip strongly onto his forearms as he cradles you up in the tight embrace from behind, still chucking in your ear as you both take several steps back. Your heart pounds, and youâre pretty sure your nails are biting into his skin.Â
Maybe theyâll leave a mark â you hope they sort of hurt.Â
âJust had to make sure you really do remember that night,â he jokes, trying to lean his head far enough over your shoulder to get a good look at your face, âI think the bars would have been a bit more exposing, though, yeah?âÂ
Your nails dig in deeper, and his grin widens.Â
Bastard.
âWhat if I had fallen?â you snap, finding it hard to be mad at him. Those damned strong arms around you, the thump of his own heart right against the space between your shoulder blades, that fucking dimple.Â
âI wouldnât have let you.â
If the two of you had children some day, would they have his dimples?Â
âWeâre both drunk-â
âIâm not that drunk.â
â-And Iâm pretty sure this balcony isnât up to OSHA standards-â
âOh, it definitely isnât.âÂ
â-And you almost left our poor son motherless,â you finish off with a forced scowl, shaking off his embrace to face him properly, âAre you prepared for that? Were you prepared to be a single father?âÂ
God, you hate his fucking smile. God, you hope if you have real kids someday, they have that same shit-eating grin.Â
With a pout of his lips, he steps back up to you, looking down tauntingly, âYouâre right, baby. I didnât even think about poor Lestat.â
You hum, standing your ground, but your defenses are quickly crumbling. Your mind is running with too many thoughts, exhausting itself over everything except the residing anger you should feel at your absolute nuisance of a boyfriend.Â
The feeling of being held down by him in that position once more. How the heat of his body had warmed you, and youâd only noticed now that the cool air was attacking your exposed back. Swimming in the visions of what color eyes your children might have, pigtail curls of a little girl with Eddieâs defiance or a little boy who wears his shit-eating grin as he exhibits your same unbreakable curiosity.Â
You definitely shouldnât have drank so much tonight. It doesnât matter what kind of drunk you are â it was a bad idea regardless.
âWhatcha thinkinâ about?â Eddieâs voice takes you out of your thoughts as he slides his arms around your waist, always needing to be touching you, clingy to a ridiculous degree.Â
You werenât complaining, though. How could you? If given the option, youâd make a home out of his bones in a fraction of a heartbeat as well.Â
âNothinâ,â you lie through a sigh, head tilted dramatically, much preferring to focus on the ginger contours of Eddieâs cheeks than whatever future Jack Daniels had been painting in your mind.Â
âBullshit,â he doesnât hesitate to call you out on it. And itâs not the alcohol fueling his boldness â itâs just how he is. He knows you better than the back of his hand, the roof of his mouth, his favorite songs on guitar. He knows you. âYou got this dreamy look in your eyes, and youâre staring so hard over my shoulder, Iâm almost scared Iâll turn around to see a ghost in the window-âÂ
Jack Daniels will be your arch nemesis after tonight, the culprit behind the way the words suddenly tumble out of your mouth, âDo you think weâll have kids someday?âÂ
You wait for the air to leave the space between the two of you with the same urgency itâs left your lungs. You wait for a crack in the air, a chasm to suddenly appear. Itâs heavy â God, itâs a heavy question to suddenly ask your boyfriend of one year at a Halloween party. Youâre both drunk on your friendsâ balcony, and you were having a perfectly sweet moment, and youâd just gone and ruined it. And to top it all off, Eddie was still just smiling, and-Â
Wait.Â
Eddie was smiling.Â
The air was still there, filling his lungs with calm breaths. No sign of fear within his twinkling eyes. No chasm squeezing between the stitches holding you two together.Â
Heâs just smiling.Â
âIs that really what you were thinking about?â he quietly asks.
You almost donât want to answer. You almost want to force out cackles of fake laughter, to double over and face the ground rather than his humored expression.Â
âYeah.âÂ
Maybe he doesnât believe you yet, maybe he has to double check before he breaks out into his own laughter. Maybe the alcohol in both your veins is just delaying the inevitable that youâd been originally expecting.Â
Maybe, maybe, maybe.Â
Maybe not.Â
Instead of laughter, instead of mocking you, he keeps a cheery expression as he shrugs softly, âI mean, maybe? I sort of hope so. And, donât get me wrong, I know a kid is a pretty far leap from a snake, but Iâd say we make a pretty good team at keeping living thingsâŚ. Well, living, yâknow? Besides, I solemnly swear I wonât try to name our kids after Tolkien. Iâll reserve those names for the pets.âÂ
All the air leaves your lungs again, but this time, itâs a little less painful, âWhat?âÂ
âAnnieâs a cute name,â he continues on, completely unphased. Itâs nearly impossible to remember that you were the one who had started such a serious conversation about the future, âI also like the name Parker. I remember you mentioned that one once, right? Something about being able to nickname the kid Pac-Man, Iâm pretty sure. I think thatâd be pretty sick.âÂ
And oh, was he right. You had mentioned the name Parker once. Just not to him. Not directly, at least.
The entire ridiculous make-believe scenario had come to you during a girlsâ night, after one too many glasses of wine and Nancy bringing up the topic. You, her, and Robin had all spent a good hour coming up with names for children and the best nicknames to suit them. Some had been genuine, and some had been for nothing more than shits and giggles.Â
Parker, and the nickname Pac-Man, had been serious for you. Parker Anthony. You hadnât figured out a second middle name to complete the initial acronym of Pac that night, the rosĂŠ eventually getting to you, but you had been serious.Â
âYou were listening that night?â you breathe out, only feeling slightly betrayed, âWhat the Hell? I thought you said you were going to put your headphones on and listen to some Metallica to unwind after work.â
âI lied,â he cheeses, hot palms against your barren lower back, âIâm nosey. Sue me.âÂ
âYou could have just joined us, Eddie.âÂ
âAnd miss the chance to hear you plot out the middle names of our future children?â Eddie snorts, âNot a chance, sweetheart.âÂ
He says it so casually, you wonder if itâs possible for a heart to burst from optimism.Â
âSo,â you pause, take a deep breath, feeling the embarrassment creep back up your throat, âIs that, uhâŚ. Is that a yes? That you do think so?â
Why was it so hard to repeat yourself, to just say the words already spoken?Â
Eddie had made it clear you had nothing to lose. You two were on the same page. He hadnât scoffed in your face, he hadnât even pulled away at the mere mention of the idea. Instead, he had leaned fully into it, head-first as he slid right into the imaginary future with you. Heâd given a name to the little girl with his hair and his spunk, to the little boy with his dimples and his mischief.Â
Was it still a little too soon, too fast? Was that where the hesitation was born from?Â
It just all felt a bit too easy. After the rocky start you two had endured, this entire last year had just felt too simple.Â
Of course, even if the hesitation was sitting there in the pit of your stomach alongside all of your anxieties, all of your waiting for the other shoe to drop, Eddie easily soothes it all over as he gives a slow nod and responds, âYeah. I do â I really do.âÂ
And you clearly wear your heart on your sleeve, emotions painted across your eyes and cheeks for him to read clear as day, because he notices that catch in your breath.
âNot right now,â he rushes to add on, âI mean, listen, weâre still adjusting to Lestat. I think Iâd like to be a cat dad too, before I even think about being a girl dad.âÂ
âYouâre gonna be a girl dad?â you laugh out without thinking, starting to thaw into a conversation that Jack Daniels had begun but you know you can surely finish with Eddie at your side, âThatâs⌠unexpected.âÂ
His face scrunches for the first time during the entire conversation, âWhat? You donât think Iâd be a good girl dad? I already deal with my ratâs nest of hair, so I know Iâd be at least decent at braiding. And can you imagine getting to take a mini-you to shows, or buying her some cute unicorn helmet once sheâs old enough to ride olâ Nightfury? God, I think I might die from cuteness overloadâŚâ
Your cheeks are aching, ears ringing with his words. But all you can do is latch onto one little phrase: mini-you.Â
Here you were, picturing duplicates of Eddie bounding around the two of you, and you hadnât considered what he might be seeing.Â
Not a child with his spunk. No, heâs seeing a little girl with your wit. A little boy with your stubbornness. Those eyes of his, nearly resembling heart-shapes at this point, werenât wanting to see carbon copies of his whiskey irises. He wanted yours to be looking back up at him.Â
Hearts clearly canât burst from an overload of optimism, of happiness. Yours beats wildly as proof, still intact behind your ribs that bloom with rosebuds for the boy pressed to your front.Â
âMini-me?â you murmur, making him trail off, focused entirely on you so sincerely you could choke up. You shake your head, letting out a soft huff of air, smiling down at the ground, âNo, I- I think youâll be an amazing dad, Eddie. I just didnâtâŚ. I just forgotâŚâ
âThat Iâm with you all the way?â he finishes your sentence for you, one eyebrow arched as he gives a squeeze to one of your hips, âYou could decide tomorrow you donât even want to talk about having a kid ever again, that youâd rather get ten more snakes and live as some sort of cryptic couple somewhere in the Midwest the rest of our lives, and Iâd be just as excited. I donât really care where we end up, sweetheart â I just care that itâs with you,â You can no longer tell if itâs his words or the remnants of alcohol in your system that has you tearing up. All you know is that you are, and itâs ridiculous, but itâs fine, because all you see are dark brown eyes and entire realms of possibility in front of you, âGirl dad, snake dad, cat dad â whatever you need from me, Iâm your guy.â
When the first tear falls, you're quick to shoot one hand up to your cheek in order to swipe it away as the other reaches out blindly to smack Eddie softly, âShut up. Stop being cheesy. Iâm too drunk for this.âÂ
âYouâre right,â he nods ferociously, taking over the duty of wiping away your tears without so much as mentioning it, âWanna make out again instead?âÂ
You let out a snort, and it eggs him on.Â
âOr, hey,â his eyes light up, some of the seriousness of the moment fading naturally, âMaybe we ditch this party and start practicing. You know, in case we still want kids someday.âÂ
His pupils widen a bit, and you know surely that itâs only half a joke. You donât miss the way his breathing picks up at the thought.
âCareful, big boy,â you tease, leaning into his feathery touch on your cheek, relishing the way the nickname draws him under your spell even when you arenât saying it with an ounce of gravity, âItâd be awfully dangerous to get yourself worked up in such short shorts.âÂ
Saying it outloud almost makes you want to see it, genuinely.Â
âWorked up?â he scoffs, backing up a little, caught off-guard, âWho says Iâm getting worked up? Iâm not getting worked up.âÂ
It doesnât matter how many steps back he takes from you, you still follow, your palm still lands dead center on his chest as you roll your eyes, âRight. Because Iâm totally meant to believe that the guy who used to jack off to Playboy magazines with girls who looked like me isnât going to pop a boner at the thought of fucking a baby into me-â
He shuts you up with a kiss. Nearly more resembling a bite, his canines digging right into your bottom lip as he pulls you forward and collapses back against the glass door behind him.Â
No words are spoken, no subtle interruptions for this kiss. Toying a dangerous line, dancing along a narrow cliff, and heâs the one whoâs decided to drag the two of you off of it.Â
You donât mind. Youâd follow him to the ends of the world if he asked you to.Â
When one of his hands reaches up to your scalp, tugging at the roots of your hair for no other reason than he can, your mouth opens up into a silent laugh. An invitation, a jeer, a challenge. A quiet whisper of go ahead, do it. Consume me already.Â
Heâs already everything to you. Heâs already a definition of home thinly veiled with skin and bones, a future with a heartbeat.Â
His tongue down your throat doesnât change the matter. Just reclaims it.Â
A whine is lost in translation somewhere from the back of your throat and right into his cheeks. His right hand wraps around some of the skin of one of your thighs, encouraging it to lift up to his hip, and you can still feel the memory of his usual rings imprinting into your skin. A permanent tattoo, a ghost of a feeling thatâll haunt you for all time â you love it. You want to live there forever, right here in this haunted house, collecting memories and dust of all that he is.Â
Haunted houses are only lonely when youâre left to wander these halls all by yourself, and you think heâd truly cross over into the actual afterlife rather than leave you like that.Â
The kiss is almost enough to forget where you are and whoâs waiting on you inside the apartment. Itâs almost enough to have you recreating that fateful night from over a year ago, to let him bend you back over this balcony railing again, and this time, any squeals you let out wonât be of fear. Youâd face that fall head on.
His hot hands on your waist, his tongue in your cheek, his knee once again pressed between your inner thighs. Him, him, him-
A sharp rap sounds on the sliding door behind Eddie, and youâve never jumped apart faster.Â
Itâs Robin and Nancy at the door, Lestat happily wrapped around Robinâs forearm as she waves and points eagerly to him and Nancy simply crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow as though she might have been a disappointed mother rather than a friend at the moment.Â
You done? Robin mouths, exaggerating her silent enunciation.Â
As you nod, Eddie only deeply sighs, throwing his head back against the glass with a soft thump. Nancy is quick to throw out a palm against the glass and tap back at him, mimicking swatting him for his theatrics.Â
Eddie pays no mind to Nancyâs retaliation, or maybe he just doesnât see it, as he whines out, âI didnât even get my cigarette.â
âOh, cut it out, drama queen,â you snicker, trying to hide all your breathlessness as you fully pull away, âWeâve left our son alone long enough. You can chainsmoke to your heartâs desire once we get back home.âÂ
Youâre already walking towards the door, Nancy and Robin having retreated further into the kitchen, when he catches your wrist to tug you back close to him. He leans down, deliberate and careful to make sure his lips catch against the lobe of your ear, whispering soft as night, âCanât chainsmoke if Iâm too busy fucking a baby into you, sweetheart.âÂ
It feels like someoneâs poured literal fire across your body. As if flames have been dumped over the crown of your head, and are licking their pathway down your spine.Â
âEddie.âÂ
If you donât get inside within the next ten seconds, youâre definitely going to make a decision you regret.Â
Heâs chuckling the entire time he steps around you, opening the door and waving for you to slip inside in front of him. Your entire body is still burning so violently, you barely register the way his fingers hang at his side and make a point to brush the back of your thigh when you pass him.Â
Bastard, you want to snipe, but instead you just smile.Â
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The next morning, youâre awoken by the incessant pinging of your phone.Â
You try to ignore it at first, burying your head deeper beneath the covers as a headache pulses at the edges of your mind, but after the fifth ping, it becomes impossible.Â
âWho the fuck is texting us this early?â Eddieâs muffled voice complains into his pillow, facedown with one arm thrown across you securely.Â
You can even feel him kick his bare legs in a show of defiance next to yours at the edge of the bed. If it wasnât for the late night prior catching up to you, itâd be something sweet to laugh at.Â
âWhat time is it?â you croak, scooching further up the bed, making Eddieâs arm around you only tighten. As if he can stop you from getting out of bed, or delay the inevitable by resisting you checking the phone, âIs it even early?âÂ
His free arm that had been tucked below his pillow flings out to the bedside table quickly, grabbing blindly for at least one of your phones. It doesnât really matter if itâs yours or his; heâs got the password to both.Â
âItâs eight in the fucking morning,â he curses, seeming more awake as he notices that he was right in it being early. âHow in the fuck is anyone up right now? We didnât leave until nearly three.â
His arm is finally loose enough for you to sit up properly, tugging the comforter with you to keep your bare chest covered, âLemme see it.âÂ
âIf itâs Harrington, can you post my bail for murder?âÂ
âYouâre not killing Steve,â you nonchalantly reply as you snatch the phone right out of his hand. It had been yours, unsurprisingly. You donât even know if Eddie remembered to put his own phone on the charger before the two of you had promptly passed out. You hardly even remember how you managed to do so, âBut â yeah, itâs Steve.âÂ
âFucking Harringt-â
âAnd Robin. And Jonathan.âÂ
âHave I mentioned I hate our friends?âÂ
The fog of sleep has officially lifted for you, and despite the wave of fatigue and aching joints youâd argue youâre far too young to be experiencing right now, you smile at your grumpy boyfriend. He exchanges his pillow for your stomach, shoving his entire cheek tightly to you as his arms wrap around you slowly. Clinging to you like a child, squinting against what little light pours in through the curtains.Â
âYou donât hate them,â you murmur, holding the phone in one hand to get a better look at the phone as the other cards through his curls, âYou hate mornings.âÂ
He hmphs in agreement, relaxing against your makeshift scalp massage.Â
DINGUS: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PHOTO OF ME WITH A SNAKE IN THIS CHAT?Â
BIRDIE: it is too early to be yelling
DINGUS: oh my bad
DINGUS: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU, ROBIN, SEND A PHOTO OF A SNAKE IN THIS FUCKING CHAT? WHOâS FUCKING SNAKE IS THAT?
You canât help the gasp that leaves your mouth as you begin to see what the entire commotion was, and Eddie is lifting his head immediately.
âWhat?â he questions, moving to lift himself up and peer over the top of the phone, nosier than ever, âWhy did you gasp? Is someone dead?âÂ
You scroll up, finding the photo being referred to.
âNot yet.âÂ
Steve, clearly partaking in another round of karaoke. Eyes glazed over, mid stumble based on the blur.Â
âWhat do you mean not yet?âÂ
Most impressively, most notably, is the snake around his neck.Â
Lestat, without a care in the world, his upper body being cradled by Steveâs palm as your drunk friend appears to be serenading the snake.Â
You bite back your smile, eyebrows high as you glance down at Eddie, âYou remember when we let Steve sing Taylor Swift while holding Lestat? About⌠two and a half drinks after he finally noticed we had him, and he didnât flip out courtesy to all that Absolute vodka?âÂ
âOh, fuck me.âÂ
Eddie flings himself back to the edge of the bed in search of his phone just as another notification pings.Â
JOHNNY: Iâll do you one better. I have a video.
You donât know if youâve ever watched Eddie excitedly type on his phone faster than he does once heâs read that message, already giggling like a fool long before you can see what heâs sent in the chat.Â
LOVER BOY: Johnny, my boy, you canât just say that and NOT send it.
JOHNNY: Unlike you, I donât have a death wish.Â
DINGUS: WHOâS FUCKING SNAKE WAS IT? IS IT EDDIEâS?Â
YOU: i will not stand for this erasure of me as lestatâs mother.Â
Eddie snorts and looks up at you with glee as he reads your response, âHeâs going to kill us, isnât he?âÂ
âCan we be buried next to each other?â you respond with a question instead, looking at him lazily, âWe could have matching headstones.âÂ
âOh, hell yeah,â his grin is worth whatever Hell there may come to pay with Steve and the Lestat debacle last night, âShould we look up designs or-âÂ
Heâs cut off by the trill ringing of his own phone, watching several messages roll into the groupchat in quick succession.Â
DINGUS: who the fuck is lestat?
BIRDIE: the snake, dingus.Â
NANCE: As someone who has seen the video⌠I think Jonathan should send it.Â
DINGUS: DONâT YOU DARE
Youâre a mess of hoarse giggles, hardly able to look at Eddie for the fear of both of you descending right into a madness of laughter. Like two children staying up too late at a sleepover, the room rings out with all your little noises, Eddie propping up his chin to watch you with the widest of smiles.Â
Except youâre not children â youâre just two idiots, in your shared apartment, with your shared snake in the living room and your shared friends blowing up both your phones.Â
Mornings have never felt quite as sweet as this kind.Â
âWeâre gonna hear an earful next time he sees us, arenât we?â Eddie finally sighs wistfully, rolling over flat on his back, head propped up slightly in your lap.Â
âOh, definitely,â you nod, taking to twirling his frizzed curls around your knuckles this time rather than scratching mindlessly at his scalp, âBut who cares? You saw how in love with the snake he was after a few drinks. Heâll come around, sober this time.â
Eddie doesnât reply, eyes fluttering shut.Â
You let the two of you sit in the quiet a bit longer, phones still buzzing with new messages, but the chaos can wait. For now, you just want to drink it in. Rays of vivid sunlight, the silence from the lack of the buzzing AC unit, the birds chirping annoyingly outside the window. You have one foot in relaxation, and one foot in the hangover you know youâll have to battle once you choose to leave this bed.Â
âYou know what sounds good?â you question, nearly under your breath. Youâre really thinking outloud more than anything, but Eddie still entertains you with a hum in his tired state, âBettyâs.âÂ
Heâs the equivalent of a puppy dog whoâs heard the word walk. One second, Eddie Munson is seemingly dead to the world, and the next, heâs perked up entirely. If it wasnât for his nude state, heâd probably already be out the door with his keys in hand, dragging you right along with him.Â
His eyes shimmer despite heavy lids as he asks, âAlmond croissants?âÂ
A small nod, an ever present smile. You recall the conversation from the night before as you look into those deep russet eyes, and you see an entire future of late nights and almond croissants reflected back.Â
âAlmond croissants.â
#ghost's stories#twenty four hours#eddie munson#stranger things#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson fanfic#beyond the hours#this can sort of be read as a stand alone but there's several references to the main story haha#ive missed them. sigh.#you can tell given the nearly 10k words that almost no one asked for
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