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Y’know I’m just going to ramble about some stuff because why not so Here’s what I think my egg’s relationships with other Sega villains (that I know enough about) would be anyway

Since it’s gonna get long I’ll just,,

Onishima (Jet Set Radio) Onishima is pretty much an almost normal cop with really weird orders from Rokkaku and anger problems. Since Eggman’s always trying to take over the world, Onishima would probably hate him. Really, Onishima would probably either make it his mission to take Eggman down, or he’d just offer his support to Sonic if they need it, but not do too much on his own just because he’s just a police captain, and just him (and his dogs, tanks, choppers, SWAT teams, and everything else) still probably wouldn’t stand much of a chance against Eggman. Not only that, but Onishima’s not really the greatest planner and would likely cause more damage for Sonic to have to clean up. Plus, he has the Rudies to worry about at the same time. 

Eggman would probably relate to his anger issues and want Onishima on his side at first, but it’d become apparent that Onishima wants no part of his nonsense, and Eggman would either ignore him from that point on or personally drop little ‘hints’ (in the form of his own ‘Rudie’ robots) that he doesn’t appreciate Onishima’s refusal. 

Hayashi (Jet Set Radio) Eggman would likely find an ally in Hayashi. After all, it looks like Hayashi only joined the cops when Rokkaku took them over and corrupted them. It seems like he’s seeking power and/or money. And Eggman would have both. It would probably take a bit of a battle between Eggman’s robots and Hayashi’s forces for a moment, but once Hayashi realizes what Eggman’s got, he would probably try to go with him.

Eggman would probably appreciate the Terror Drone that Hayashi has used a few times and ask for it from Hayashi as a bit of a way to prove that he wanted to work with him. Once the Terror Drone would be in his grasp, he would likely make an army of Terror Drone robots. As for Hayashi, Eggman would either be finished with him there and not do anything with him, or he’d let him pilot the more ‘experimental’ machines that he’s made and hasn’t tested. It wouldn’t be that Eggman hates him, it’d be more like Eggman wouldn’t be able to find any other use but Hayashi’s a loon and is absolutely okay with doing that even though it could be potentially dangerous, so he’d offer to do it.

Rokkaku (Jet Set Radio) Seeing Eggman’s army of robots would likely make Rokkaku want to add him to his own forces. Meanwhile, Eggman, seeing his influence in Tokyto-to, as well as his own forces (the police and the Golden Rhinos), would want to add them to his own forces. This would make things confusing, but they would probably form an alliance, both of them believing that they’re the one in control. Rokkaku is so out of it that he’s probably oblivious to the fact that Eggman believes he’s the one in charge, and so he acts like he’s in charge, and Eggman returns that act. Despite this, neither of them seem to care that the other thinks they’re in charge of everything. It would basically be an awkward friendship.

With this pact of theirs, Eggman would probably gain more enemies as well in the Rudies. The GGs, at the very least. But he likely wouldn’t be too afraid. If things get bad enough, though, Eggman might just take his forces out of Tokyo-to.

Dr. Bad-Boon (Super Monkey Ball) Despite Eggman’s hatred of animals in general, this monkey may have his attention and possibly his respect. This one is a scientist like himself who bothers other animals, after all. He’d probably use him for his technology, but tweak it to do more useful things than just change the flavors of bananas or suck up bananas.

Bad-Boon would probably be trying to do the same thing with Eggman and try to take ideas from the other doctor’s technology, perhaps trying to create more robots or stronger weapons. With Eggman’s technology, perhaps he’d finally get MeeMee’s love- by threatening her or those she loves with his newfound weaponry.

Wizeman (NiGHTS) With the horrifying powerful things he’s stumbled across before, Eggman would probably have to stumble across Wizeman eventually. Wizeman might actually almost like Eggman, but he’d likely think of Eggman as lower than him and more of a minion than anything else. And that’s how he’d treat him- maybe slightly better than most people, but still pretty badly.

Eggman would just put up with the treatment. After all, would you mess with something like Wizeman? But behind Wizeman’s back, Eggman would probably be trying to figure out a way to harness his power to use as his own. One way to do that would probably be to gain his actual friendship, but of course, that would be difficult. Another way would be to promise power to Wizeman, but Eggman doesn’t really do that without plans to betray whoever he promises power to, and Wizeman doesn’t seem to be someone to be betraying.

Dark Raven (Billy Hatcher) So, this raven is the boss of the crows and hates chickens. But that’s not what would be interesting to Eggman. No, this bird seems to have an apparent power over darkness. And that could be useful. Not only that, but he has his own forces and can have things trapped in golden eggs. And as the Eggman, what’s not to like about that? Like with Wizeman, Eggman would likely be trying to find out how to harness Dark Raven’s power- which could again be accomplished through achieving an actual friendship, but again, that would be hard to do, or, again, promising power.

Dark Raven probably wouldn’t find Eggman to be anything too special, but he might find him amusing and, if Eggman proves his intelligence, he might find him useful. Like Wizeman, he might just treat him like a minion, but that’s better than how he would treat his enemies.

Goldman (House of the Dead) With all of the weird monsters Goldman has under his control, Eggman might just want to join him, just to see what he’s going to come up with next. As usual, it would likely be one of his ‘but I’m still the boss’ type of joining people, though. Goldman would likely be just fine with it, believing that he could use Eggman’s robots and his own monsters for his purposes. At the very least, he would think that Eggman would be fine with destroying other people.

The thing is, Goldman is very for nature and not mankind. So perhaps, upon realizing that Eggman’s basically only wanting to benefit himself (which is a branch of mankind) and hates nature (but not quite as much as he once did), Goldman might just turn on him. That doesn’t mean that Sonic would likely appreciate Goldman’s ‘help,’ however. Goldman’s beliefs are so extreme that he doesn’t recognize when he’s taking things too far- which he often does.