#arrogant mf 💀

[jungkookschin]

operation true love! chapter thirty : mf got a nosebleed 💀

operation true love!

thirty: mf got a nosebleed 💀

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*not proofread sorry bbs*

"Gosh Y/N, your boyfriend is such a show off."

Despite your very limited knowledge of soccer, you can confirm that your boyfriend is indeed a show off. A sheen of sweat covers his handsome face, making him practically glow as he skillfully passes the ball to Riki.

You can't help but think he's so hot when he plays soccer, always so focused when he's on the field.

"Riki pass the fucking ball!" his voice echos across the field. He sweeps his hair back, exuding arrogance as his handsome eyes pierce daggers into Riki, who clumsily tries to keep the ball away from Sunghoon.

Riki's eyes frantically look towards the direction of Jake's voice, and he finds an opening to pass the ball to Jake. With the force of Riki's kick, the ball soars through the chilly night sky. Jake receives it the ball with his chest, absorbing all its power before the ball gently falls to his feet, and with one kick he pelts the ball past the defenders and into the goal post, all net.

Springing up onto your feet, you jump up and down while clapping your sweater to express your pure elation for Jake's goal. He turns towards you, expressionless until a huge grin spreads on his face. He stares at you before subtly winking at you, and he bites his lip to suppress his laughter before he runs back to his position.

You melt at the gesture, your knees weak as you sink to the ground, ignoring the unimpressed looks from your friends. "Y/N that was like his sixth goal," Yunjin deadpans.

You roll your eyes. "Don't flame me for being a supportive girlfriend."

"Y/N was like this for Minwoo too, though," Hiyyih points out, looking up from her phone, "But this time is different because Jake actually reciprocates her affection," she giggles while giving you a teasing look.

You crack a smile at the thought, reminiscing how you used to cheer for Minwoo on the field and how he never even looked your way.

"Nah, keep doing that Y/N. He plays better when you're watching." Everybody whips their head towards Jungwon, who trudges over to the group with all his soccer bags hung around his body.

"Practice is over already?" Wonyoung asks, handing Jungwon his water bottle. He snatches it from her hand without a proper thanks and chugs the water.

"What do you mean already? We've been out here for like two hours. It's your guys' turn next," Jungwon scoffs, plopping down in your little circle.

You all groan at the thought- the practice for the girls' intramural practice was to happen after the boys, and that meant more running for all of you.

You sense a familiar presence coming your way, and your lips instinctively curl when you see Jake approaching you. He's thrown his hoodie over his frame, swapped out his cleats for socks and sandals, and is walking cooly towards you. You spread out your arms, pouting at him and welcoming him into your embrace.

He plops his bags down next to him before practically falling on you. He's attentive enough to not crush you with his weight, so he lands on his knees and melts into you. You’re able to wrap your arms around the expanse of his shoulders and soothingly rub the back of his head while he rests his forehead on your shoulder

"Tough practice babe?" you coo.

He lifts his head and pouts. "Yea."

The peanut gallery from the side all roll their eyes, knowing that Jake had more than enough stamina and practice most certainly wasn't tough.

"My poor baby,"' you coo, "Why don't you lie down?"

He pouts and nods, lying down and resting his head on your inner thigh. You run your hands through his hair while he closes his eyes and basks in the comforting sensation of your fingers running in his hair.

Sunghoon strolls over and plops down with the rest of the group. "What's wrong with him?" he nonchalantly asks while pointing at Jake.

"Coach was hard on him today," Beomgyu acknowledges, using a towel to wipe the sweat on his nape as he joins the group.

"You mean Coach Shin?" Jungwon asks, eyebrows furrowed.

"Oh yea huh, she mad him run extra laps today," Sunghoon points out, patting Jake on the head.

At their words, your eyebrows furrow. As far as you knew, there was only one female coach on the soccer team- and well.. you knew what that female coach had done to Jake.

You look down at your exhausted boyfriend, and you see that he looks as unbothered as ever- he's completely numb. You wonder if anyone else became aware of the affair between Coach Shin and Jake's father, or if it was only you.

It makes you realize that Jake rarely expressed his negative emotions. In fact, you still haven't resolved the situation from when he called you selfish; you let it pass by as if it was insignificant.

Admittedly, you were selfish. Objectively, you diminished his feelings. Though it wasn't your intention, you were vaguely aware that you lead on two guys at once- but both of them were so emotionally distant that you hadn't noticed.

Sure, you and Jake were perfect together, but you weren’t so sure that your emotional connection was deep enough to guarantee the longevity of your relationship.

You pout, leaning down to kiss Jake softly, eliciting a bunch of throw up sounds from the rest of the group.

"Gross Y/N," a voice says above you. When your eyes meet the owner of that voice, you see a smiling Heeseung who opts to sit down right next to you.

You smile at him. "Heeseung! I missed you!" you words are laced with child-like honesty, and it makes Heeseung smile.

"Missed you too, you ready to go?" he asks.

"Go where?" Jake, who was quiet for the majority of the conversation finally speaks up.

"He's coaching us, remember?" Wonyoung cuts in.

"Not even giving yourself a break, huh Hee?" Sunghoon expreses which makes Heeseung shrug.

"Get your lazy asses up. Kazuha is going to destroy you on the field if you don't practice."

"Kazuha is playing?!" Everybody seems to exclaim simultaneously- even Jake sits up from his comfy position on your lap.

Heeseung laughs. "Yea, so are you guys gonna get up?"

-

“Y/N’s kinda outta shape,” Jungwon comments nonchalantly, nudging Jake with his elbow.

The men’s soccer team took over the girls’ position on the side of the field, now watching the girls run around on the field.

Contrary to popular belief, Jake never actively seeked athleticism when considering his future partner. Sure, Jake’s a professional athlete, but that doesn’t mean his girlfriend had to be one.

“That doesn’t matter to me.”

Jungwon doesn’t say anything, simply watches you as you fall behind the group. You place your hands on your knees, taking a few deep breaths before launching towards the group at full speed, as if your legs suddenly became engines.

Jake softly laughs at that- he can’t help but think the way you sprint towards the front of the group is adorable. “That’s what matters to me,” Jake points out, a smile on his lips while Jungwon scoffs at his friend’s lovestruck expression.

Jungwon and Jake continue to observe your practice, laughing at the way you cheerfully jump up and down once you reach the finish line. Heeseung mirrors your enthusiasm, enveloping you in a bear hug and twirling you around before setting you down gently.

Jungwon raises a brow. “You okay with that?”

Jake casually shrugs his shoulders. “She sees him as a brother.”

“Damn, if I were Heeseung I would never recover from that.”

Too focused on his conversation with Jungwon, Jake doesn’t even notice you sprinting towards his direction, tackling him and landing in his lap as you giggle. “Babe, did you see me? I was first in the race!” you ardently smile, wrapping your arms around his neck while peppering kisses all over his face.

Jake smugly smiles, leaning back on his palms while enjoying your affection. “You were so fast baby. Swear I thought the Flash was on the field.”

You pout and lean into him. “Were you even watching me?”

Jake gently flicks your pout with his pointer finger. “Of course I was. But you need to get back on the field, babe. That was only the warmup.” And he picks you up before throwing you over his shoulder, marching over to the girls’ team on the field.

“Hee! Do you mind if I help you out with the coaching?”

Heeseung looks over towards Jake, a genuine smile spreading on his face. “I would appreciate it a lot.”

Jake reciprocates the smile and sets you down gently before walking towards Heeseung. However, he’s stopped by you, who pulls him back with your grip around his wrist.

“Wait Jake, did you want to sleepover tonight? My parents aren’t home.” You ask the question with sparkling eyes, your cheeks heating up before you bite your lips and avoid eye contact.

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[ballsgrabber69]

Bottomzai vs Bottomchuu

They're switches. Chuuya's mainly the bottom and Dazai's mainly the top. Straight into my point. But this is about bottom Chuuya since I like it more. How tf do y'all see Dazai as a pillow princess?? Neither of them are pillow princesses. But personally, I think that Chuuya as the bottom is better. Y'all prefer the "feminine girly pillow princess bottomzai" when that mf is so arrogant, cocky and teasing to Chuuya while Chuuya gets flustered by him so fast. Yeah Chuuya has anger problems, but he's soft as HELL around Dazai. And the height difference?? Chuuya isn't gonna go top someone a whole mile taller than him unless he's drunk or something. People say Chuuya isn't soft?? Put him by dogs, children, Kouyou maybe and possibly Dazai himself. Dazai does actually call himself a princess and shit, but dawg. He still dominates Chuuya. 💀. If you get topped by someone a whole mile shorter than you, that shit's embarrassing.. And then the bottomzai fans bash the bottom Chuuya fans- Bitch don't make me get on yalls case. I prefer bottom Chuuya but period I guess. Lmao when it comes to my opinions, I go OFF. And bottom Dazai, that guy would be annoying and Soukoku would just give up on bottomzai. Seme Dazai x Uke Chuuya. I don't care. NAW AND CHUUYA'S EDUCATIONAL SOUNDS MAKES BOTTOMCHUU HALF CANON. The bottomzai fans that don't bash people for not liking bottomzai, I love you guys so much 💖. I know it's an anime and I'm kinda young to be arguing about gay sex but who cares tbh. AND THE FERAL BOTTOMZAI FANS, I DARE YOU TO COME SAY SOME CRAZY SHIT BECAUSE I'M A FERAL BOTTOMCHUU FAN.

Actually, I'm feral for Chuuya in general. Fuck Dazai ❤.

And this is the first thing I do on Tumblr 💀.

[lesbianpepsi]

her ass would be raging over TLOU 💀

for LiS i would think she'd sacriface chloe cuz i honestly think she dislikes her lol

getting sam to play supermassive games and she'd be DONE (until dawn, the quarry etc.)

-🍚 anon

oh especially if she ever would meet stalkers or a mf bloater. she'd be screaming the most vicious words that would make boys on COD lobby cry at

hahaha same i was thinking that too! sam would hate chloe and find her arrogant and just not amusing at all. she'd probably get so annoyed at her when they're in the cafe and Max chooses to answer Kate's phone call rather than walking outside with her💀💀

yes. i can picture sam being petrified yet so angry playing games like that, especially if she ever tried Resident Evil Village

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

My Black Adam⚡ Review obviously no Spoilers but you can Still Skip it if you want 🤷🏻‍♂️

SO Idk what kind of weird coke / weed they critics were smoking while review bombing this film 😭 like its not even drugs they must have drank some cheap liquor drinking drunkard's piss COZ BLACK ADAM IS AWESOME , I mean yes it did have some flaws but it is no way a 47 RT score film 😑

Rock was Good 👍🏻 I will not say it is a once in life time performance or any other bullshit like that and i will be honest with you he was just fine & his performance could have been much better & strong but hey the good thing is this performance of rock as Black adam is kinda very honest & heartfelt in his all recent films where he practically played only one character and but in here he perfectly nailed & brought that arrogance,wittyness,egoistic,jerk ass, swag and all other characteristic traits that we expect from Black adam, it was such a pure delight to see him on screen every single time💀 he was born to play this role & there are too many HARD ASS SHOTS & COOL ASS ACTION SCENES IN THE FILM & I THINK NO ONE WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER JUSTICE AS BLACK ADAM OTHER THAN ROCK

AND SEEING JSA IN ACTION MADE THE CHILD INSIDE ME VERY HAPPY & I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS WHEN I SAW THEM TOGETHER ON THE BIG SCREEN FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭❤

By the end of the film you will love all the JSA members in an equal way & everyone did justice to their characters and i have never i repeat i have never ever thought i would see noah centineo in a Dceu / Mcu film like i hated him back in those Netflix's " all the boys i have loved " phase where all the women were drooling over him & they were attacking tom holland and since i was a tom holland stan ... i hated this mf much harder but now some years later i now liked him in this movie 💀 he was fine and Quintessa Swindell....WHERE DO I START & WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY 😭 I WAS JUST IN AWESTRUCK EVERYTIME I SAW HER ON SCREEN MY SWEET & BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS PRINCESS I AM SO WEAK FOR HER 👉👈 Idk if the lesbians on the internet have discovered her as cyclone yet but if they do they are gonna have a field day with the straight dudes for her 💀 and i feel there is lot of back story to her character which needs to be explored and Aldis hodge has this natural charm & swag inside him and this may not be the right thing to say but i will still say it i loved seeing him angry & annoyed in the movie coz he looked so fucking hot like that 😭🔥 & Pierce Brosnan is Going to win everyone's heart once y'all finish watching the movie & So in Overall i would like to say that i had so much fun while watching Black Adam , It is Awesome , the film has a proper story, themes , the action sequences are too good & lit 🔥 and lot of passion & heart was put into this film and we can clearly see it on screen & Do wait for the mid credits don't run away coz you are going to hear the loudest & longest screams and appreciation to a certain character 😌🤝🏻

Final Word : Do watch it , Black Adam⚡ is Spectacular

[4virgil4]

What is your deal with the constant arrogance and hating you’d actually think that all of these people have done something to directly ruin your life or something it’s genuinely ridiculous

Your ass thinking everyone not kissing your mediocre boys’ asses is hating and arrogant is YOUR problem not mine 💀 mf people are entitled to not like players we don’t have to like everyone this isn’t some utopia welcome to real life babe where some people have opinions that aren’t just like yours ✨

[claire7491]

How marvel characters would act when they have a crush on you

(Except i'm right<3)

Tony Stark

-teasing you. ALL. THE. TIME.

-mocks you a lot

-loves to ruffle your hair but is afraid you hate it so he doesn't do it often

-acts extra cocky towards you

-hates anyone who talks to you (jealous mf)

Natasha Romanoff

-loves blowing you kisses

-frequent winks

-doesn't even try to hide it

-acts bold but is a hopeless romantic for you.

-very physical

Thor Odinson

-to him, hugs>>>

-acts more confident around you

-will ALWAYS offer you drinks at parties

-loves you more than you'll ever know

Loki Laufeyson

-constantly staring at you

-silence is his talent

-never ever getting over you

-will literally kill anyone who asks you out

-toxic asf

Peter Parker

-stutters whenever you get close to him

-thinks that you think he's a creep

-is always the sweetest when he's hanging out with you

-quality time is his love language

-will do anything for you<3

Bucky Barnes

-really doesn't want to creep you out but can't help staring at you. for an uncomfortable amount of time.

-can only physically smile when he's around you

-hates everyone but you (if you know who steve and sam are, no you dont.)

-can't pluck up the courage to talk to you

Stephen Strange

-AMAZING at hiding it

-thinks that you hate when he's being arrogant and tries to stop even though you don't

-loves you in every universe

-only gets mad when you get mad

-jealous and clingy all the time even when he tries not to be

-will change his entire personality if he really likes you

Sam Wilson

-will never stop joking about liking you because he knows you think its a joke

-your laugh>>

-makes you think that you're just friends

-loves hanging out with you and his friend

-incredibly chill

Steve Rogers

-loves when you help him with technology because he's an old man 💀

-loves running with you

-stares at you but looks away once you catch him

-acts defensive whenever anyone talks to him around you

Wanda Maximoff

-enjoys sleeping with you (but not in a sexual way)

-reads your mind frequently to see if you think of her

-if you die, she'll dreamwalk ;)

-doesn't care about anyone but you

-thinks you're the cutest human being EVER.

What do y'all think?

[taechaos]

OoH, I was asking for jjk to be insecure and the oc comforting him. Sorry for not being specific 😣

I WILL BE WAITIN FOR IT!✨✨✨✨❤❤❤❤

oh thank god i stopped before i wrote the whole damn thing then 💀 no need to be sorry!! and i hope u enjoy 💕💕💕💕

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head? In past tense of course, because Taehyung doesn't know what was going on inside Jungkook's head when he chopped half of his hair off. He doesn't care to wonder for long either—he's too busy laughing his heart out at Jungkook's baby face while said man glares at him with pure hatred. It's been going on for ten minutes now, from the moment he sat down with the squad in the courtyard.

"Laugh it up, Taehyung," Jungkook seethes through clenched teeth, "you look like a fucking mental institution escapee, you absolute moron."

"I-I'm sorry," he says breathlessly, "but you look like a fucking twelve year old with piercings! Doesn't he?" The rest of the group can understand the comparison, though Jungkook doesn't look that young with the common haircut, but it baffles them why Taehyung is losing his shit over it.

"I think he looks fine," Seokjin shrugs.

"He actually looks better, to be honest," Namjoon agrees.

Taehyung blows raspberries in disbelief. "Yoongi, are you hearing this?"

"You're functioning on one brain cell," he deadpans and tunes out the rest of the discussion with his earphones.

"All I'm saying is, you didn't need to cut it so short," Jungkook's best friend defends.

"What was I supposed to do? Look like the Asian Jesus Christ?" Taehyung giggles at his response before gradually laughing his ass off at the image in his mind. Jungkook takes this as his cue to leave already and stands from the bench.

"Wha– where you going?" he asks through fits of laughter.

"I've had enough of your bullshit."

"I-I can't wait to hear what your girlfriend has to say about it!" he yells at his back, his voice fading in Jungkook's ears the farther he walks away.

It's all fun and games until Taehyung brings you into this. He was pretty confident with his new appearance before his friend basically sucked it out of him. He's aware that he was just joking around, but now he's weary of your reaction.

He blows at his dark brown bangs in frustration and decides against approaching you after your lecture. He needs his confidence back first.

————

Ending a day without seeing Jungkook once feelings wrong. Your interactions are digital because he refuses to meet with you by using every excuse in the book in every hour of the day that you ask. It's at midnight when you finally muster the courage to confront him.

You: did i do something wrong?? listen i know ur not studying

You: can u please just tell me why ur avoiding me

♡ the love of my life ♡: i'm literally texting u

♡ the love of my life ♡: how is that avoiding

You: u know what i mean!!

♡ the love of my life ♡: not really!!

You: :/

You: is it because of ur haircut?

♡ the love of my life ♡: what

You: taehyung asked me if i saw ur hair today and he couldnt stop laughing when i said no

♡ the love of my life ♡: u can see it on my mugshot after i kill that fucking cunt

You: im coming to ur dorm

♡ the love of my life ♡: no

♡ the love of my life ♡: no no no no

His protests fall on blind eyes and it's remarkable how fast you arrive in front of his door. You knock twice and a muffled voice says, "Not available!"

"Really?" you shriek incredulously. "I'm literally your girlfriend."

A different voice repeats the same words, and adds, "coming from someone who isn't your boyfriend." It's Seokjin, and you know for a fact that Jungkook forced him to say that.

"Jungkook," you groan and stomp your foot angrily. "This is childish! Come out this second."

And the door actually opens. "Jin! What the fuck?"

"I'll leave," he says and holds the door open for you. You rush inside before Jungkook can slam it in your face, and when he realizes he can't, he freezes like a deer caught in headlights.

The door clicks when it closes. You stare at him in awe and he gulps under the intensity.

He breaks the short silence with a groan, "I know I look like a twelve–"

"Oh my God," you cut him off, admiration written all over your face. He sinks into the mattress with a frown.

"Don't."

"You look so handsome!" you rush to his side to touch his fluffy hair that ends at his ears. You're used to his longer hair that ended above his shoulders, but this cut shows off his beauty so much better, similar to when you first met him. "I can't believe you were so shy about it."

"I wasn't shy! Taehyung just... Ugh!" he growls and falls on the bed. He can't even tell if you're just being nice or telling the truth at this point. "Listen, if you don't like it, you can just tell me."

"I love it so much," you straddle his waist to run your fingers through his hair again, absolutely enthralled by his appearance. He's reluctant to look at you, but when he does, he falls for the gleam in your eyes. You're practically beaming in your spot, "Is there anything you can't pull off?!"

Your gushing flusters him but he doesn't back down from your stare. He's more or less quizzical. "Do you actually like it?"

"It's gorgeous," you sigh, "I can't believe you were hiding it from me."

"Taehyung cried when he saw me."

You snort before cooing, "Don't take that idiot seriously. He's so rude... You have no reason to be insecure."

"Damn, kiss me then," he rolls his eyes. "When you were insec–" He smiles against your lips when you go through with it. You cup his cheeks before pulling away.

"You're perfect in every way, so don't hide from me again. Okay?"

"Uh-uh," he says absentmindedly and chases after your lips, which you grant easily. His confidence starts to show in his movements omce again.