#aph utrech

[ask-useless-german]

“It seems like everyone wants to take care of me. Which I appreciate of course! I’m feeling a little better.” 

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M!A Lutz is sick [5/10]

[ask-thenetherlands]

Each province: Favorite and least favorite city

North Holland: “Amsterdam is both. I do like the island Texel and Haarlem too. Uhmmm… No wait! Zandvoort! I like Zandvoort because it’s the best beach you can have in the entire country~ “South Holland: “Fuck me, I dunno? I’ve got a ton of good places, better than Harm’s. I mean, there’s Gouda, Rotterdam, Lisse, Den Haag and many more. Harm only has Amsterdam to offer, which is a fucking shithole. I’ve got no bad ones, they’re all good!“Zeeland: “My favorite is Vlissingen, my least… Stavenisse…”Noord-Brabant: "I can only choose ONE??? But there are so many! Hehe I can’t choose, I wanna choose Tilburg because of the biggest funfair of the Benelux, but they also didn’t celebrate Carnaval for over a hundred years… Oh and there’s of course the Efteling! CAN I CHOOSE EFTELING AS MY FAVORITE CITY??? Oh I don’t wanna talk about my least favorite, what if I hurt their feelings..?”Limburg: “Favorite is Maastricht, of course. Even if I told you my least favorite, it should still be better than that of the Dutch ones.”Gelderland: “Mhh, I can’t really tell ya t'be honest? Though probably Nijmegen would be my favorite, it’s the oldest. Maybe Arnhem ain’t the best, criminality and such ya know?”Overijssel: "Ohhh~ My favorite would be Deventer, it’s such a cute and charming city and has been an important trading post. My least favorite is actually Enschede…”Drenthe: “Uhm… I don’t think any of my cities is on par with any of my siblings’… A-and I don’t want to be reminded about the Worst City Award…”Groningen: ”Grönnen, of course. Better than any Frisian city ‘round. Least favorite’ll be Delfzijl.”Friesland: “Least favorite is Ljouwert. They’re no real Frisians anymore. They’re fake, they barely speak Frysk. It’s too Hollands. I prefer Hearrenfean, although my favorite would be Drachten.”Utrecht: “Of course it’s Utrecht! It’s the best, most stylish city in the entire country with a rich history and beautiful canals~ And prettiest women~ *wink* There’s no least favorite.”Flevoland: “I like Lelystad! It means Lily City and I like lilies! I don’t like Dronten, it sounds like Donder…”