Somewhere in Paradis before the fall of Wall Maria, some rebels sung:
'Ik heb geen geld voor Marley (I have no money to go to Marley)
Dus gebruik mijn fantasie' (So I use my fantasy)
The rebels, like Joost Klein in an alternative universe, were promptly shut down from performing it to everyone.
it all started when PATRICK had a brilliant idea. if the earth had less wood there WOOD not be any more problems. his basis was solid, solid as a rock. The problem is paper beats rock, and Patrick didn't think that far...
With his family and distant relatives eviscerated, PLANK feels the red rage like that of his red oak ancestors, he brings forth his full power, and used his domain expansion!!
Will Patrick live through this? find out next time on Dragon Star P!!!
Armin: Eren, you just killed 80% of the population. What's on your mind right now?
Eren: Hm. I do feel kinda bad for killing millions of people. However, my main concern is that *starts sobbing* Mikasa will find another man!! I don't want Mikasa to ever get over me!! I just want her to keep thinking about me!! Even af--
Armin: Eren,
Eren: ...
Armin: Your rumbling...gave her the ick.
Eren: *GASP*
Armin: She's currently in the process of getting back shots from Jean.
Once again this song came up on shuffle and reminded me of my cursed interpretation of it.
As I have many mad scientist characters I'm obsessed with, I was like:
They're singing this for a test subject they really like... (Oh yeah I'm so damn sorry but I had to get this out of my system)
You go down just like Holy Mary [Anesthesia]
Mary on a, Mary on a cross
[Test subject on operation table]
Not just another Bloody Mary
[Not like other eligible test subjects]
...
Your beauty never ever scared me
[They're not afraid of damaging the poor test subject permanently]
If you choose to run away with me
[Probably in order to pursue more controversial research topics which might not be allowed under regular circumstances]
I will tickle you internally
[Surgery]
And I see nothing wrong with that
[Well of course they think they're doing this for science only]
I thought of Hanji Zoe (Attack on Titan), Jarvis Donne (Criminal Case) and most recently Dottore/Zandik (Genshin Impact) in different situations when this song came up. Is this as "X Reader" sort of deal? I hope it's not, but let's use the tag anyway.
Now I know I'm a bit harsh on Hanji here but imagine she went mad. Dottore is the best fit because he likes blasphemy and all, yeah well.
Late posting this here but this is my Birthday art for Bertholdt I did which happened to be at the same time as BeruAni week on Twitter. So I decided to make it both a birthday and ship art. 😆 Honestly it was the perfect combo as I was able to make this a parody of the ending scene from 16 Candles. 🥰 I’ve had this idea in my head for months. Just waiting for the right time to execute it. 😄
Moon Knight and Werewolf by Night being brought into the rest of the MCU…?! No! I don’t want that! I want them to be separate for the rest of my life! Even after I die, I don’t want them to be added for a while! Ten years at least!
"oh look here's a manga for an author's macro/micro fetish... teehee... all the macros nekkid... teehee... oh here's some macro vore... teehee... what if Imperial Japan was only bad because of the evil jews running america? also spinal columns are aliens"
it's like if the script for Fairy Tail had inexplicable gotten mixed up with that manga adaption of mein kampf so all the comically out of place coca cola ads had dialogue about how wars are good but also the jews cause all the wars so if you don't like wars why not dislike jews instead of the poor innocent wars? and then an enemy appears who has the hyperspecific power of stripping lucy naked and making her pee herself