#anyways she messages me about her wi-fi and i am ELATED | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

windrunner · 30 days

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when someone goes “oh i’m sorry to bother you by wanting to talk with you about xyz interest of mine/yours/ours” or “ah i know you offered help with [thing i know about/can do] but i feel annoying” i wish i could beam into their brain the mental image of a pure gold disk appearing behind my head like an icon of a saint, radiating the glow of the sun itself as i gain an expression of total contentment. this is how your nice message finds me btw

#dis.txt #you can also imagine i’m hovering in my chair a bit but only until i bonk my knee under the desk and go ‘’OW’’#then i pull myself down by the armrests and start typing on my mechanical keyboard. loudly #you need to understand. i have no capacity left in me to lie about these things. i can’t not be direct most of the time. i am So Tired #i am very happy i did not die in march! let me help you find a good brand of USB hub within budget while i am alive. i’m happy you’re here #one of my closest friends right now just dms me about random things in her day and we make mindless talk and go on tangents #it’s lovely. it’s literally enough to get me out of bed. i helped her with her PC yesterday and felt so happy I could have cried #(i will get better at responding in a timely manner for initial messages once it’s not August aka Mental Torment Month but. y’know)#anyways she messages me about her wi-fi and i am ELATED #i need a nap tho….

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