#anyways back to the regularly scheduled shit

[theamazingannie]

Gonna be gloomy on main for a second and say that all I want in life is for someone to find my eccentricities and excitability endearing and not annoying. Like when I talk too much about a certain topic or jam out to hard to a song, they smile instead of roll their eyes

[thelolarahaii]

FANTASMAS 1.05 | "The Little Ones"

[pumpkinrootbeer]

a very uncomfortable thought ive had upon rereading the hunger games is the capital almost certainly timed the murder of haymitch's family to coincide with the cameras still being in district 12. we know snow wanted to make an example of him to use against other tributes, so imo snow would want the knowledge to be easily accessible. the only timeline we get for how long the camera crew stays with victors in their district post win is from katniss when she says they stayed "for several weeks", haymitch says his family was dead within two weeks of his return. they probably televised the funerals. ohhhhhhghghfjhfhfhfjjfjgjgkkgkfk haymitch prequel book when

[deku-verde]

“Is This A Date?” Part 2

(part 1)

the end~

[snootlestheangel]

Snootles is losing her mind so she's being horny on main please ignore

Proceeding to project like a motherfucker

Anyways I blame Tats for feeding into my brainrot (she's not really to blame but ya know, love her) @stuffireadandenjoy

18+ Minors DNI

Imagine it's finally a quiet week at the end of several very busy months for you and your partner Kyle Garrick. For at least, two months he had been in and out of contact while on assignment, and when he was at base, life was just as busy. But not that you had been doing any better. You were short staffed at work, and you were forced into picking up the slack. Normal hours felt horrible as you were drained of all your energy and then some every day.

But Kyle never seemed to lose the energy to send you sweet messages any time he had a moment. It's not like you had slacked off on checking in on your partner, but it's never been easy for you to find the right ways to approach it. His job and the mental toll it has on him was something you'd never be able to fully understand, and you knew there were things he'd take to the grave.

But there was just something about the way he expressed his concern for you and your civilian life. The way he'd send a message on a random Thursday afternoon wishing you the best of luck working overtime on the weekend. There was something so innocent and sweet in the way he'd send you a selfie, the largest, proudest grin on his face, and he'd tell you he just kicked Soap's ass in Mario Kart because they finally had some downtime. It'd make your heart flutter when he'd say he hopes that you and your friends have more fun when you get to see them again.

He was just so good at showing he cares about you over the phone, and it felt unfair. You were much better with your words, with your affections, when you had him next to you.

So when the week finally came where you were both home and not overworked, you were going to make sure he knew how much you loved him by the end of it.

The first couple of days were lazy, spent lounging on the couch in each other's arms and catching up on some shows. Although, far too often, you caught yourself drifting off to sleep to the gentle whispers of his breathing and the steady thrum of his heart. It felt good, to lay on his chest and be safe, at rest away from the pressures of the outside world.

But then you had finally caught up on sleep and were feeling refreshed. And with feeling refreshed, so had the guilt of not showing your love for Kyle during your time apart. It was a weird feeling, one because you knew Gaz would tell you not to worry about that. Your difficulty with expressing things through text or over the phone was something you two had talked about well into your relationship, and he handled it so gracefully, you truly believed him when he told you he'd always know how much you love him. And two, because you knew your relationship was more than just sweet "I love you"s over text.

But this particular day, the guilt was eating you, and you felt the need to prove your love to your partner.

You had left the living room for just a brief moment to swap the laundry over, and your heart skips a beat at the sight you returned to. Kyle had been laying on you before you left, but in your absence he had rolled onto his back, and his shirt had ridden up just enough to expose a bit of his stomach. Like magnets, your hands find their way to the sliver of skin showing, gently pushing the fabric up further to expose more. Your hands slowly trail along the bit of stomach just above his pants, slightly pinching the layer of fat that was most prominent there.

Mesmerized, your hands found their way to his hips, following the dip, letting your thumbs slip under the exposed waistband of his underwear. A hand meets one of yours, wrapping his fingers around yours. You smile sweetly at him, shifting yourself to lean over him, peppering his stomach in light kisses. Without words, without asking, as your hands push his shirt up higher, he shifts and finishes taking it off himself.

For a moment, your eyes meet, and the glint in his eyes tells you he knows exactly what you're up to. You smile as you push yourself up to cup his face in your hands, peppering kisses on his face. His hands find their way to your hips as he catches your lips with his own. You moan slightly as the kiss deepens, his tongue slipping into your mouth, your hips pushing against his hands at the sweet taste of his tea from earlier that lingered.

You break away and trail kisses across his jaw, down his neck. Open mouthed kisses follow along the line of his collarbone, down between his pecs. Your hands find their way to his sides, slipping down to rest at the waistband of his pants, pinkies slipping under the line of his boxers. Your lips find their way along his chest, tongue flicking out to see if you can taste how sweet he is.

Kyle lets out a surprised gasp as you lightly bite him before gently wrapping your lips around his nipple, fingers digging into his hips. You couldn't help yourself, but the growing ache between your legs as you had your beloved all laid out beneath you was too much.

You needed him.

A hand trails to press against the growing bugle in Kyle's pants, lips catching his moan. His nails dig into your hips as he bucks, quietly begging for more.

"I love you so much." You whisper against his neck, your kisses all tongue and teeth as he lets out another breathy moan.

"Gonna show me how much?" He breaths back, and you match his cheeky grin, just before letting both hands meet at his crotch. You don't need to respond, you let your messy kisses along his stomach speak for you. Kyle's head drops back as you begin to tug at his waistband, kissing along his faint happy trail.

You were never very good with your words anyways.

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

*watching one of the most heart breaking scenes in aot* guys they ate with this animation *burts into tears*

[butchdykekondraki]

ok i make like a lot of non-serious and kind of jokily worded posts about hating bright AND shaw but. genuinely if you cant put down the self insert of an actual, literal, groomer then i think you are a metric cunt and i have literally no sympathy for you if you lose friends because of that. i don't care how popular bright was, or how much of a comfort their character was for you, that is a groomers self insert and i do not want to fucking hear about him or have him anywhere near me. ok thats all thank you.

[nico-di-genova]

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[whipbogard]

I say this all the time on Twitter coz no one is there but honestly, if you want to pitchfork me for liking fictional incest, please do it for the right pairing

Jason and Dick are not brothers in my head and they never will be lol

Feel free to unfollow/block/whatever because I don’t fucking care about your moral policing because I know I’m a good person in real life and don’t bully people I don’t even know 😊

[kakavashazz]

not to be a genshin player on my stan account, but people saying that Jade is a mother figure to Aventurine reeks of the same media illiteracy that people saying Yae Miko is a mother figure to Scaramouche does. Did you play the game? Yes? Then did you fail high school english?

[radisyn]

Day 4 of @hot-glenn-holidays-2023 them "Naughty or Nice". idk why the first one wound up so Grinchy but I figured it fit with the theme. I imagine a rock version of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" over it

(also: what are butts anyway?? personally I have never heard of em nor do I apparently know what they look like despite using a photo reference so yes I am aware he is like *ludicrously* caked up but I tire of fiddling with it so here goes lolol)

[nicolibbyquotes]

Nicolibby romantic soulmates!!!

[livefromthegallows]

im gonna fucking throw up istg PAY ATTENTION TOO EMEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dewitty1]

Saturday Six (Stuff)

but on Sunday

Funny things from yesterday's market - baby goats for sale and even one little girl carrying her little goat like an actual baby. I got told a lady was praying for my business, and all about the apostle Paul being a sail maker and Canvas worker. We talked about how he probably worked with hemp at that time. Cotton candy (candy floss) puffs bigger than people's heads. A little dude having a tantrum on the grass (like same dude, if I could I would) because he didn't get the right 3d printed dragon toy. A little girl dragging a unicorn on a leash, running from her mom (definitely one way to walk your unicorn lol) At least the music was fairly decent, even if overall it was fairly slow. (。-ω-)ﾉ

Work has been nonexistent. That is not good. I can't really advertise. I'm doing Fb/Instagram posts but idk how much good it's doing.(⑅ ‘﹃’ )

Parents went away for a few days, and basically (the first time) told me I was taking care of watering the plants in their yard, but didn't leave me any gas money. Gee thanks. It's only a 30+ mile round trip.（’-’*)

I'm really not digging the hot temps. Or the wind. Both are bad for fire season.(๑•́ ω •̀๑)

I'm finding it hard to find positivity right now. Le sigh...(ᴗ˳ᴗ)

My veggie (technically fruit) plants are looking great. Hopefully they fruit up nicely!!! ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

[crescentfool]

happy cryptid splatfest everyone! a little contribution to team aliens based on this song! 🛸

[silverselfshippingchaos]

r.une is so awesome! he's the kindest guy ever and I always drop by the thieves guild whenever I'm not doing anything just to hear his pretty voice