#anyway tho lando and george next week is all you

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"simply lovely 😌" yes it was Maxie boyyyyyy

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for your fic title ask game! gimme something texas hold em related. add some more fuel to this here fire.

(send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it)

ok this has been rotating in my mind w logan/alex for the last day and i kind of went insane bc why is this a thousand words of blather...

i went to a research university in like the north eastern part of the us right but there was this bar named after a city in the south that . ok i just googled it to double check and the home page calls it a "rockin country redneck tavern" lol. there were line dancing lessons in the evening that old people LOVED before the night hit and it became like fully a bar scene, lots of country music, a massive dance floor. so like . picture rustic raw wood walls, a big ass dance floor, a second floor overlooking half the dance floor, and a whoooole lot of college students.

in my mind this is like, college au. logan is a junior, alex is a senior or smthn. alex gets dragged to a frat party by idk lando who then immediately abandons him to play pong w martin... alex is feeling big lost just standing around, downing a solo cup of punch way too fast to feel busy. logan's like 'i got next!!' except his pong partner was oscar who disappeared so he's like fuckkkk and then lando volunteers alex for it, and logan's like sure you can keep up kind of vibes and alex drains the last of his drink and grins before grabbing another. so it's lando and martin vs logan and alex.

and alex is TRASH but it's ok bc martin and lando are mid and logan is good so it like all balances out. so they go back and forth the whole time, and logan and alex are teasing each other sooo bad oh my god. just like annoying to everyone else in the room levels of flirty mocking. (we played with water in the cups bc otherwise the balls get DISGUSTING, so you just move the cup to the side of the table when it's made. but if you get a ball in one of the side cups you have to dance? idk if this is a common rule but we called it dance cup lol. also an important rule: if you dont make a single cup you have to do a naked lap). alex is Struggling he is not making anything. he manages to get it into dance cup like three times tho. somehow it gets down to like lando and martin only need to make one more cup and logan and alex have two to go. alex Has to make it on this round or he's in grave danger of naked lap... idk some like logan giving tips etc. logan goes first on their turn and sinks it perfectly which leaves them 1-1... alex closes his eyes n takes a deep breath... shoots... nails it. he and logan lose their shit lol but martin and lando have a shot at redemption.. and they BOTH MISS! logan and alex W. some other duo is like we got winner but alex is like ok i'm done for the night lol i don't need any more chances at a naked lap. and logan also steps from the table so like lando and martin keep playing.

from there there's two directions i think it could go:

they go to a "rockin country redneck tavern" that night after logan is like oh i've got actual liquor up in my room if you want...

OR this is actually better i guess given how many more ideas i have abt this lol

alex actually leaves not long after the pong game for some reason (that i haven't decided on yet). but then the next weekend he gets dragged out to said country tavern by lando n george who are like dude we have to experience all of the bars here before we graduate and scatter to the winds!!!! (well. lando says that. george spent the last weekend + week frantically studying for an exam so he's like can we PLEASE go out and get shitfaced. PLEASE) anyways. alex doesnt really ask what this place is and they dont tell him so they get there and alex is like what the fuck is this. what.

they get drinks and sit down at a table for a bit, logan gets in w some friends and walks past and is like yoooo and chats w alex for a minute, except george and lando disappear to "get drinks" (with lots of eyebrow wiggles from behind logan). they r flirting obviously. lots of alex being like of Course you're here, all american boy vs logan being like and what country are we in right now, hot stuff? and then a line dance-y song comes on and the announcer is like 'last line dance of the night folks' (bc this bar switches over at abt 10pm to like. pop and rap etc.) and logan is like !!! and alex audibly groans but lets himself get dragged out bc logan is like you gotta have the full [i have not come up w a bar name that wont doxx me but pretend there's one here] experience. they do a silly line dance w alex just clumsily copying logan at first but by the end enjoying it laughing his ass off trying to mess logan up etc.

and then idk maybe the next song switches over as theyre like collapsing into each other dying laughing all breathless... and it's a very grind-y song (to stick w the beyonce theme... a la partition even tho that's not super 'realistic' im just struggling off the top of my head to come up w something better. fill in the blanks w ur imagination if u r smarter than me i guess) and they have this moment of like 'so are we doing this orrrr' and the dance floor gets hella crowded so theyre up on each other anyways so. they are in fact doing this. and then they dance for a While it's hot they get real sweaty lean in to each other's ears from time to time to point out funny things happening around them etc etc.

after a long while of that alex is like i need another drink. and logan is like yeah same so they go to the bar together. and alex buys their drinks. and then they just stand leaning on a wall for a bit, chatting and taking a breather. and logan is like 'cards on the table' and then tells alex he likes him. or is interested in him or whateverrrr and alex is like oh thank god. and then they go home and fuck nasty. basically!

[safetycar-restart]

Hello hello me again because watching that absolute shitshow of a GP gave me Thoughts, first and foremost of which: poor Charles!!! Baby deserved better :((( so obviously he’ll be needing a lot of cheering up tonight….you’re gonna have to treat him like glass and there’s definitely gonna be tears… he’s gonna drop HARD and the aftercare will be intense, he’s gonna be clingyyyy but you’d give him all the love & affection he needs because b a b y

Other Thoughts include: Mick’s crash :((( my heart leapt into my throat I’m so glad he’s okay!!! But he’s gonna be all sore & shaken up so he’s gonna need some TLC tonight… maybe not even sexual, he just needs to be looked after… maybe he’ll drop into littlespace or maybe he’ll just need to be held…. Speaking of being held, my heart breaks every week for Daniel.. when will he get a break??? He’s another who’ll need some TLC…

Lando & Georgie did so well tho!!! They’re getting some celebratory loving tonight!! Even tho Lando isn’t 100%, he was amazing & deserves some rewarding!!! And Pierre who had such a shit quali did some amazing overtakes, he should be so proud!! (he’s still gonna get wrecked tho ofc ;))…. 🐬

YES! IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE! So for maybe new, I go through some races with the lovely 🐬 anon and talk about what you would do for them as a result of how their race went :))

CHARLES:

Poor baby Charles. He manages to keep it together enough to do interviews, but only just, and the moment thats over, he can’t even do the debrief. He can’t do a single fucking thing anymore. He just... he can’t. He can’t do it.

Mattia gets it though, luckily and just sends him to you. You take him home, back to his apartment and he drops halfway through the ride home. One minute he’s looking at you, the next he’s staring out the window, eyes glossy.

You have to be so careful with him anyway and he just breaks so hard. He cries into your chest, mumbling in every language he knows and you hold him through it.

The sex is slow and sweet, Charles crying the entire time but you get it. He’s dropped into subspace and he’s experiencing so many emotions but it’s okay because he’s safe here and he can feel them.

You don’t leave the apartment for the next three days.

MICK:

I definitely think for mick, it would be non-sexual. He’s so angry with himself and with everything but mostly, he’d be scared. Scared that he’s not good enough, that he’s a disappointment, that he won’t ever accomplish what he wants to accomplish.

So you take all his decisions away for the night. You strip him of all his clothes, he’s only allowed to wear his collar. He wants to be spanked but you won’t do that, he doesn’t get to even make suggestions tonight.

He’s deep in subspace by the end, drifting away as you instruct him through his nightly routine, rubbing lotion on his face and holding the cup of water to his lips for him to rinse.

He’s your boy that night. No one else’s. Not even his own.

DANIEL:

Honestly, I think Daniel might need you to be harsh. You’ve been soft for so long, and he’s needed that. He’s needed to feel loved and useful and everything else.

But right now, he’s got this anger and frustration bubbling in his chest and he doesn’t know how to make it go away. You do though you. You know it takes being rough.

So Daniel doesn’t have it easy. He gets manhandled and barely prepped and fucked so hard he can’t even remember his own name. And then he gets ridden to another orgasm, used as a toy, and even when he’s crying and begging for it to stop, you get another orgasm out of him before you do.

He’s spent them. Tired and sore and finally, he feels calm.

LANDO:

Lando did so good!!! You let him choose what he wants to do that night because he’s been such a good boy and he deserves a treat!!

He chooses to be blindfolded. Which is a great choice because you always love his reactions. You make sure to do all his favourite things and give in the moment he begs, he’s been a good boy.

GEORGE:

Honestly, I don’t think it would be very sexual for George either? Yes he did so well! And he’s so happy with himself.

But he’s just feeling so happy and a little giddy and nothing would make him happier than cuddling with you in bed, drinking hot chocolate and discussing random shit.

PIERRE:

Oh pierre is going to be absolutely wrecked. Poor guy won’t even be able to stand when your done with him and it’s exactly what he asked for.

He does go out, but for like an hour and then he gets too desperate and drags you back to the hotel. There’s no race next week, so you can be harsh with him and he loves every single moment.

He’s an absolute wreck by the end, and it takes him three days before he can even manage to be in a room without you but it’s the best. He loves every moment of it, including the aftercare.

[multifandomboii]

Opinions on the 2021 Styrian Grand Prix:

• Oi, what a start! Poor Pierre tho. Charles, Antonio and Nicholas fell back too, I don't like this :(

• Sharl and Austria, the worst existing duo.

• George in 7th! GEORGE IN 7TH!

• Checo I love you, but please leave Lando alone-

• I'm going to cry, WILLIAMS I'M COMING FOR YOU! George... my man's cursed. *insert Valtteri's traditions meme*

• I'm not liking this gp so far...

• Wassup with Esteban, he's surprisingly slow?

• At least Carlos is doing good, right?

• The Charles comeback is cool too! (But still convinced that he deserved a penalty for the first lap)

• Another VER-HAM-BOT, I could get used to this.

• All in all, 2.1 out of 10, would not recommend. Hopefully next week will be better.

(I'm back and not pleased,

this race was boring,

Ver-Ham-Bot is back

Win the championship Max!

K', I'm bad at rhymes so I'll just stop. Anyways, I'm disappointed. See you guys next week!)