#anyway this is a long au (both Bb and the dating app college one) but at LEAST it's not the pride and prejudice au

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@stardust-make-a-wish​ bc again wandering off but now i’m freeee but you’re probs sleeping or reading fic rn but shhh in the morning it’s fine

the nature of my bnha shipping habits is just “hey what if they were bisexual” with very few exceptions, although i think ochako and todoroki in particular were the first to get that treatment in my head

almost everything i write is on some level just crack treated seriously. orchid? literally just a crack au idea taken very very seriously. this is probably because i run most of my ideas through my bff first, and we spend at least a few minutes cracking jokes about the possible shenanigans that would happen in the au. because of that, i have a lot of room for the characters to act stupid when i actually write the thing in order to Please The Best Friend Forever (bc even though she doesn’t read bnha fic bc “most of it is trash” in her words, she still appreciates my silly story ideas). and also myself because i crave stupidity 

idk i guess i just don’t like it when stories try to take themselves too seriously. it might be a byproduct of me taking my own writing too seriously when i was very young, thereby making it very cringe-worthy looking back, so now i just have fun with myself and appreciate the laughs that come along!!

the nature of everything i write is also “how can i insert my favorite ships into the story" because everyone deserves to have fun and also know what i ship. a long time ago i used to get reviews on ff.net asking if such n such a ship would appear in the fic and i’d be like “no sorry” so now i think i try to just cram in as many cameos of my own personal shipping tastes in just because i like them

as for kamijirou, they actually do play a significant role in the dating app college au!! 

see, jirou is one of the girls’ other roommates (with the fourth one being tsuyu, but she doesn’t really play a plot role i don’t think), and she and kaminari started out as summer fling that somehow became serious. kaminari is one of todoroki’s roommates (along with kirishima and bakugou, who are obviously dating, although idk if i like the implications of that in a college setting (¬‸¬)), and every other week, either he drives down to jirou’s college (and by extension, momo, uraraka, and tsuyu’s college) for a date, or jirou drives down to his college for a date

what this means is that once tdmm starts settling into this “oh hey this is kind of starting to mean smth,” todoroki gets to road trip with kaminari to get away from the krbk pda meet momo irl for the first time while uraraka gets to road trip down to tsuyu’s hometown (to leave the apartment free or smth), which happens to be the same college town deku’s in, so they get to meet irl too while tsuyu’s doing family business or smth

momo has still not realized that todoroki and ochako are friends, although she did send a picture of ochako doing the tinder thing to todoroki early on when she was like “yeah, my roommate recently joined the app too it seems” but todoroki doesn’t tell her “oh crap that’s my friend who set me up with you.” she figures it out when she meets him for the first time, bc she recognizes his voice from todochako late night minecraft discord calls, and at first she’s probably at least a little mad that all this was set up as a prank on her, but then they start bonding over being stem majors and it all works out

and then since deku finds out ochako’s in town, he invites her to have dinner with him in his little apartment he shares with iida, aoyama, and possibly sero (just bc i think it would be funny that each apartment almost has just bakusquad or just dekusquad but then nope a switcheroo), and iida is just like *slides them a bag of peas* “i am begging you to eat some vegetables” and they’re like *slides the bag of peas back* “NAH fam.” aoyama walks by and sniffs at the dinner in french. sero’s out for the night, probably hanging out with kirishima and bakugou

anyway, then everyone road trips to the halfway point between the colleges, and todochako does this cool secret handshake when they meet again (which was all uraraka’s idea in high school, obviously) in the middle of a diner, and tdmm pays for the whole meal bc rich kids, and everything all works out in the end c:

who would like to hear about a silly crack au i thought of when i was in the shower