#anyway the thought struck me bc i was listening to “first time” by daya and did a tiny routine in my fucking bathroom and it occured to me

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Sometimes I feel weird bc I remember that all my friendos on here don't know that I was once the national champion in hiphop, all they know about me is that I write porn (with plot) lol

It's mind boggling bc every single real life friend I have definitely knows but I'm a different person on here

Online life is weird you guys

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I posted 2,881 times in 2022

That's 1,994 more posts than 2021!

1,381 posts created (48%)

1,500 posts reblogged (52%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@oh-my-damn

@justconfettiandsomeddew

@boss

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork

I tagged 2,632 of my posts in 2022

Only 9% of my posts had no tags

#mandy answers - 873 posts

#ari levinson - 480 posts

#diplomatic negotiations - 344 posts

#teacher ari - 343 posts

#highways & heatstrokes - 299 posts

#the stranger - 298 posts

#thank you!! - 283 posts

#andy barber - 238 posts

#sweet heartache - 230 posts

#chramelia - 217 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#anyway the thought struck me bc i was listening to “first time” by daya and did a tiny routine in my fucking bathroom and it occured to me

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sweet Heartache Masterlist

Pairing: DA!Andy Barber x Intern!Reader

Status: Ongoing!

Series Summary: You're an intern at the DA's office, finishing up your law degree on the side. When Andy Barber, the new DA, needs help to sort out a few overdue cases, it hurls you into his world, filled with conflicted feelings, emotions too deep to process, and heartache.

Series warnings: Angst, talk of divorce/separation, Laurie is a bitch, Defending Jacob didn't happen, conflicted feelings, pining, talk of cheating/being cheated on sad/insecure Andy but also confident/dominant Andy, having feelings for your boss, forbidden relationship, smut, fluff.

Series smut warnings: p in v, oral, thigh riding, dirty talk, praise, petnames, daddy kink, dom/sub elements, breeding kink, creampies, cheating/relationship with a married man.

* = Smut

Parts in order of when they’re set in the story below:

Part 1

When Andy Barber needs help handling a few overdue cases, you happily offer yours. After spending some time together, you find it hard to hide the feelings your harbor for him. When you run into each other at a bar, you realize you may be in deeper than you thought.

Part 2

Andy pulls away after your shared moment at the bar, making you believe he doesn't think you're good enough. Professional lines are crossed in a major way, even more than before. And you finally meet his wife.

Part 3

Andy takes you out to lunch after Laurie interrupted your plans. Jason finally reaches out, asking you on a date. Laurie makes a suggestion that makes Andy feel even more conflicted than before.

Part 4

Andy sought refuge with you after his awful date with Laurie, and you allow him to stay at your place for as long as he needs, because that's what friends do. But when you go out to a bar and find him flirting with another woman, it seems your emotions are not in check as much as you thought they were.

Part 5*

You and Andy finally give in to your urges, losing your sanity for a fleeting moment. But as usual, reality always comes back to slap you right in the face.

Part 6*

Andy confronts Laurie and decisions are made. Lines are crossed, ones so profound, it can never be taken back.

Part 7*

Living with domestic bliss and an insatiable hunk of man feels like heaven. And it is. Right up until the point a surprising revelation is made.

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#4

Diplomatic Negotiations Masterlist

Status: Ongoing!

Pairing: Teacher!Ari Levinson x Student!Reader

Summary: Newly dumped and freshly fucked by a handsome stranger you met at a bar, you start your final year at college in high spirits. Only to realize that your new teacher in your Diplomatic Negotiations class, is none other than the guy you had an amazing one night stand with.

Series warnings: Fluff, smut, angst. Large age gap (Ari is late thirties, reader is in her early twenties). College AU, secret relationship, teacher/student relationships, shitty exes, alcohol consumption, swearing, mentions of being hungover.

Smut warnings for this series (more will be added accordingly): Daddy kink, dom/sub dynamics, mentions of sub space, size kink, spitting kink, praise, dumbification, degradation, public, oral (m and f receiving), fingering, thigh riding, choking, spanking, anal.

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1,082 notes - Posted July 20, 2022

#3

Sorry guys I can't hang out tonight I'm busy obsessing over Chris Evans

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1,186 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

#2

Highways & Heatstrokes Masterlist

Pairing: Trucker!Ari Levinson x Hitchhiker!Reader

Series Summary: After running away from your small hometown you venture out into the vast landscape, in search of a better life in New York City. When you meet truck driver Ari Levinson at a gas station, he offers you a ride, promising to take you as far as he can. But when it inevitably becomes time to part ways, will you follow your head or your heart?

Series warnings: Large age gap (Ari is 40, reader is in her early 20's), misogynistic men, physical altercations/violence (although not graphic), big beefy trucker daddy Ari, sassy and confident reader, fluff, angst.

Smut warnings for this series: Daddy kink, dom/sub undertones, praise, dumbification, a bit of degradation (nothing crazy), fingering, overstimulation, unprotected sex, oral (f and m receiving), forced multiple orgasms, rough sex, dirty talk (ari is filthy), spanking, pet names, shower sex, choking, anal play, mention of anal sex, breeding kink/creampie kink.

Status: Complete

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1,673 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ethereal

A/N: I couldn't stop thinking about living next to puppy Steve and not knowing he's cap. So here's a mini-series!

Series Masterlist

Part 2

Pairing: TWS!Steve Rogers x Neighbor!Reader

Summary: When you move into your new apartment the last thing you'd expected was the greek god living next door to you.

Warnings: Steve is a literal golden retriever, riding on a motorcycle, mutual pining (a lot), reader doesn't know Steve is Cap, alcohol consumption, being awkward, first date vibes, Steve is a cutie.

Word Count: 5300

The beautiful divider is by @firefly-graphics

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2,621 notes - Posted October 13, 2022

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