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Emperor's Children for 10th
Most likely the EC will be in 10th Edition, thus finishing the MONOGOD Chaos Space Marine factions. As for what could be brought out I see it being in 3 phases. Phase 1: The Warbands. This will be for EC fans while waiting for the army we will see something like that with the World Eaters did during the CSM 9th codex release where you used that & a White Dwarf magazine, though we replace Kharn with Lucius, and Khorne Berzerkers with Noise Marines. With the different Combat Patrol rulers I see the magazine issue giving a combat patrol for them. 1X Lucius the Eternal (95 pts) 3X Noise Marines 5 man squads (85 pts) 1X Helbrute (140 pts) Enhancement, Intoxicating Elixir. Both the Noise Marines & Lucius getting new models available before the true launch and there would be a story reason.
Eidolon is about ready to bring the 3rd Legion back into the Galaxy truly, but knows he can't use them all as they would be to useless to fight as a united Legion some being now shells of themselves they would be a waste of skill, while others are to strong and will try to usurp leadership in the new formation of the Legion. So have these Lords & Champions go out and take planets to weaken others in a specific part of the galaxy where a plan Eidolon needs to do something (I do have an idea it will be shared in another post). If they take these worlds it will be theirs & the 3rd will never try to force any orders of them, & when the 3rd comes they will be allowed to use some new weapons and soldiers that will come with the new Legion.
Phase 2: The Legion. Eidolon has brought the Emperor's Children he knows that will be able to help achieve a plan. The units that come with this phase would be Eidolon who could also be made as a generic EC Lord.
A more non-battle line unit would be the return of the Palatine Blades... kind of. Some of these new ones will have been the ancient ones from 30K while others will have proven themselves. But now they have fused with with their blades feeling whatever it touches. This is also not a Daemon Possession but more like that of the mutilators. This warp fusion also has mutated them where they now wear Death Masks of Fulgrim, a Chaos version of the Sanguinary Guard.
I don't think they will get unique Terminators and Helbrutes, but instead their units will get a unique weapon option for each of them, this is how Sonic Dreadnoughts be a thing.
I also think they will either get Helbrutes or Terminators in phase 2 (I would lean to the former) while the other will be out phase 3. Phase 3: The Primarch. Fulgrim is here with the rest of the army.
Along with their Primarch we will see the other unique Legion weapon unit, a Psyker for them, & a unit that takes after their Primarch's snake look mixing tech & warp mutation resembling the Laer.
Sorry this feels incomplete but there are 2 other parts that will bring it more all together.
#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#emperor's children#fulgrim#lucius the eternal#lord commander eidolon#noise marines#lie setiawan#Alex Cristi#Álvaro Jiménez#David Haire#Piya Wannachaiwong#Andrew Davenport#for any artist not mentioned sorry I couldn't find if anyone knows please share#I can't find it but their vehicles are supposed to be able to have noise weapon options if true then that#was actually stumped on a cultist for them
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Billfod really scratches my phantom of the opera itch. I mean Bill is very phantom core. He's got the whole I'm a monster and sad but also a control creep thing it's great. Yes Ford is cristi
Yes Ford is Christine this song is so them.
#billford#book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#the book of bill#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill x ford#Spotify
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Shirley Bassey, Melvin Carter III, Graham Chapman, C.P. Ellis (ex-segregationist turned civil rights activist), Cynthia Erivo, Bob Eubanks, Jose Ferrer, Angie Gilbert, Bill Graham, Handel’s 1705 opera ALMIRA, Stephen Hawking, Marcus Hutson (The Whispers), Mattel’s Intellivision (1980), Lee Jackson (The Nice), the brave Maximilian Kolbe, Robby Krieger, Rachel Lampa, Cristy Lane, Gypsy Rose Lee, Jenny Lewis, Little Anthony, disc jockey Bob Longman (thank you for playing my music), Yvette Mimieux, actor/singer-songwriter Ron Moody, the 1981 musical PIRATES OF PENZANCE, John Peterson (Beau Brummels), Elvis Presley + his 1993 postage stamp, Soupy Sales, Shostakovich’s 15th Symphony (1972), pianist Abbey Simon, Larry Storch (pleased to have met you), Terry Sylvester (The Hollies), Andrew Wood (Mother Love Bone), Ted Yoder, and the hugely influential, innovative, and inspirational English actor/singer-songwriter David Bowie. His music has brought me 1000s of hours of joy and insight, and tributes to him will abound this week. For my part I am listing 12 Bowie songs that resonate with me at this moment:
Aladdin Sane (1973) All the Madmen (1970)
Days (2003) Everyone Says ‘Hi’ (2002)
Fame (1975) ‘Heroes’ (1977) Jump They Say (1993)
Life on Mars (1971)
Space Oddity (1969)
Starman (1972)
Stay (1976)
+ (one I aim to cover someday) the powerful “techno spiritual” Dead Man Walking (1997):
“Let me dance away [Till I swivel back round then I fly fly fly] Now I'm wiser than dreams
[Losing breath from the water when I'm gone gone gone] Let me fly fly fly [Spinning slack through reality] While I'm touching tomorrow [Deadens my brain falling up through the years] And I know Who's there [Till I swivel back round then I fly fly fly] [Losing breath from the water when I'm gone gone gone] When silhouettes fall [Spinning slack through reality]
And I'm gone, Like I'm dancing on angels And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking…”
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...and check out my cover of “Space Oddity” https://johnnyjblairsingeratlarge.bandcamp.com/track/space-oddity-album-version
...Meanwhile, HB DB!
#davidbowie #singersongwriter #actor #mikegarson #bowiecelebration #bowiealumni #deadmanwalking #birthday #johnnyjblair
#johnny j blair#singer songwriter#music#singer at large#pop rock#David Bowie#birthday#Space Oddity#Youtube
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wingmanmagazine This song is by amazing icon TIA CARRERE! Tia and Adam Lambert should do a duet of it together! .. Another preview of our next issue... dropping just in time for Christmas (loving all the DMs- will be out VERY a soon...only a few more days!) Read all about @iamkelmitchell @falkhentschel @emilybett @rayangry @reallondonbrown @iampoochhall @adamlambert @tiacarrere @jamescullenb @aarontaylorjennings and many, many more! ! . Videos by the brilliant @michaelblankphotography at the gorgeous @thehuntleyhotel London and Ray shot at @nebulanewyork . Tons of sweet fashions by @il_clothing @vktrblak.la @equalshuman_movement @gaetanofashion @highflaunting @avanti_milano @johnnybiggusa @clublapel @roman.kandle @niftygenius @geckohawaiiclothing @discomfort______ @vsa_designs styled by that little elf on a shelf Andrew Cristi
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"Agatha Christie. Lõpetatud portree" - Andrew Norman
Kirjastus: Eesti Päevaleht Lehekülgi: 224 Ilmumisaasta: 2007 Kes küll ei teaks, kes on Agatha Cristie? Krimikrijanduse kuninganna, kelle sulest on ilmunud üle 70 novelli ja lühiloo. Autor, kelle teoseid on loetud rohkem kui ühegi teise kirjaniku sulest ilmunud raamatuid. Ent vaatamata suurele menule, mis auorit juba tema eluajal saatis, polnud naise elu aga alati nii rõõmsates…
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Between Earth & Sky from Andrew Nadkarni on Vimeo.
Renowned ecologist Nalini Nadkarni studies "what grows back” after a disturbance in the rainforest canopy. After surviving a life-threatening fall from a tree, she must turn her research question onto herself to explore the effects of disturbance and recovery throughout her own life.
betweenearthandsky.com _____
a film by ANDREW NADKARNI featuring NALINI NADKARNI produced by SWETHA REGUNATHAN KATIE SCHILLER executive producers CAITLIN MAE BURKE SU KIM edited by PETER ZACHWIEJA directors of photography JOE VAN EECKHOUT DEREK KNOWLES original score SARI MELLAFE associate producers MEGAN MASSEY DEVIN TUSA PETER ZACHWIEJA _____
additional cinematography KATELYN REBELO ANDREW HINTON assistant editors JORDAN TULLIS REBECCA SCHWARTZ additional footage provided by MERETE MUELLER additionally featured KEYLOR MUÑOZ ELIZONDO INDIRA KULKARNI AMY McDERMOTT business affairs DEVIN TUSA clearance consultant ADAM LAWRENCE graphic design MEGAN ROJEK _____ produced in association with AMERICAN DOCUMENTARY | POV Shorts executive producers for American Documentary | POV Shorts OPAL H. BENNETT ERIKA DILDAY CHRIS WHITE produced in association with IF/THEN SHORTS | FIELD OF VISION consulting producer | IF/Then Shorts MERRILL STERRITT coordinator | IF/Then Shorts CHRISTINE CHUNG _____ post production services CUTTERS STUDIOS president & managing director | cutters studios CRAIG DUNCAN managing director & executive producer | cutters CAITLIN GRADY additional editing | cutters REBECCA SCHWARTZ senior producer | cutters JAYSON RAMOS executive producer | post-production ELIZABETH KRAJEWSKI _____ managing director | another country TIM KONN executive producer | another country LOUISE RIDER sound designer & mixer | another country JORDAN STALLING associate sound designer & mixer | another country LOGAN VINES
producer | another country JOSH HUNICUTT _____ managing director | flavor NEAL COHEN executive producer | flavor KATE SMITH flame artist | flavor MOISES TAVERA resource manager | flavor JULIE KLOS _____ color ASSEMBLY supervising colorist MARÍA CARRETERO colorist JOSÉ FONT producer | assembly VERONICA WEBB _____ co-produced by IT DOESN'T SUCK PRODUCTIONS impact support provided by THE REDFORD CENTER JILL TIDMAN HEATHER FIPPS ARATHI GOVIND CAIT FITZWATER NICO CADENA production support provided by BRIC TV KUYE H. YOUNGBLOOD CHARLIE HOXIE SRIYANKA RAY additional production funding provided by MOUNTAINFILM _____ special thanks to the family JACK LONGINO AUGUST LONGINO NATALIE VANDEVEN RIKKI NADKARNI LONGINO special thanks to the family BOB DEUTSCH ELLEN DEUTSCH PAULA DEUTSCH THELMA DEUTSCH AMAL FALLAH SUSHA FALLAH SAROJ GHOTING MOHAN NADKARNI VINAY NADKARNI special thanks EMILY BEST ELLA CHRISTIANSEN MARK DUPLASS DOUG FABRIZIO JESSICA FITZMORRIS DAISY FRIEDMAN PAUL GABRIELSEN JO GENNETT LORENA LOURENÇO RANDY MacLOWRY KHAULA MALIK CRISTY MEINERS KELSIE MOORE SKYLAR NIELSEN MALIKKAH ROLLINS ZEV ROSE BROOKE ROSS SUSAN SCHILLER KIRA SIMON-KENNEDY REENA SHAH KATRIN SPIRIDONOVA TRACY HEATHER STRAIN _____ location & access support MONTEVERDE CLOUD FOREST BIOLOGICAL PRESERVE MONTEVERDE INSTITUTE OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY - COLLEGE OF FORESTRY STARKER CAPSTONE WORKSHOP THE MOBILE MOON CO-OP UNIVERSITY OF UTAH _____ archival materials "Climbing a Tree" produced by Elaine Clark & Doug Fabrizio cinematography by Nathan C. Balli provided by RadioWest "Nalini Nadkarni | Tapestry Thinking: Weaving Together the Unexpected" provided by TEDxSaltLakeCity "Not My Job: We Quiz Tree Canopy Expert Nalini Nadkarni On Canapés" Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! provided by NPR "Fallen: A Transdisciplinary Tale of Disturbance and Recovery" provided by Society of Critical Care Medicine "Rain Forest: Heroes of the High Frontier" provided by National Geographic "The Second Voyage of the Mimi" provided by Bank Street College of Education "Between Earth and Sky: Our Intimate Connections to Trees" provided by University of California Press _____ The filmmaking team would like to acknowledge that this documentary was filmed on the unceded territory of the Quinault, Rama, Eastern Shoshone, Chepenefa Peoples, who have stewarded this land throughout the generations.
We thank them for their strength and resilience in protecting this land, and aspire to uphold our responsibilities according to their example. _____
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Moby-Dick first rehearsal and design presentations
#moby dick#moby-dick#moby-dick: a musical reckoning#dave malloy#manik choksi#tom nelis#starr busby#kalyn west#anna ishida#andrew cristi#matt kizer#jd mollison#morgan siobhan green#eric berryman#dawn troupe#kim blanck#ashkon davaran#mimi lien#chanel dasilva#brenda abbandandolo#american repertory theater#rehearsals#behind the scenes#photo#my post
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Batman Returns (1992)
Director - Tim Burton, Cinematography - Stefan Czapsky
"They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!"
#scenesandscreens#batman returns#tim burton#Stefan Czapsky#Cristi Conaway#Rick Zumwalt#Anna Katarina#paul reubens#Diane Salinger#michael gough#pat hingle#michael murphy#vincent schiavelli#andrew bryniarski#michael keaton#danny devito#michelle pfeiffer#christopher walken
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im listening to the m*by d*ck bo//ot (specifically Pacific right now) and that song is incredibly touching but when it turns into a duet Holy Shit
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Batman Returns (1992) Review
Batman Returns (1992) Review
Corrupt businessman Max Shreck is about to unleash chaos in Gotham when he comes across Penguin, a man who was abandoned as a baby because of his looks, now he will push him as major. Whilst also accidentally creating Catwoman from Selina. Batman must rise to protect Gotham City again.
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#1992#Action#Andrew Bryniarski#Anna Katarina#Batman#Batman Returns#Bob Kane#Christopher Walken#Comic Book#Crime#Cristi Conaway#Daniel Walters#Danny DeVito#DC#Diane Salinger#Doug Jones#Erika Andersch#Fantasy#Gregory Scott Cummins#Jan Hooks#John Strong#Michael Gough#Michael Keaton#Michael Murphy#Michelle Pfeiffer#Pat Hingle#Paul Reubens#Rick Zumwalt#Sky Cinema#Steve Witting
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Musical Birthday Notes - January 8th
Musical Birthday Notes – January 8th
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#Andrew Wood#Buzzcocks#Cristy Lane#Crowded House#David Bowie#Elvis Presley#Fuel#Happy Birthday#Jackson Heights#January Birthdays#Jeff Abercrombie#Jerome Anthony Gourdine#John Petersen#Lee Jackson#Little Anthony and The Imperials#Loverboy#Malfunkshun#Marcus Hutson#Mike Reno#Mother Love Bone#Mungo Jerry#Paul Hester#Paul King#R. Kelly#Rachael Lampa#Refugee#Robby Krieger#Shirley Bassey#Split Enz#Steve Garvey
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Shirley Bassey, Melvin Carter III, Graham Chapman, C.P. Ellis (ex-segregationist turned civil rights activist), Cynthia Erivo, Bob Eubanks, Jose Ferrer, Angie Gilbert, Bill Graham, Handel’s 1705 opera ALMIRA, Stephen Hawking, Marcus Hutson (The Whispers), Mattel’s Intellivision (1980), Lee Jackson (The Nice), the brave Maximilian Kolbe, Robby Krieger, Rachel Lampa, Cristy Lane, Gypsy Rose Lee, Jenny Lewis, Little Anthony, disc jockey Bob Longman (thank you for playing my music), Yvette Mimieux, actor/singer-songwriter Ron Moody, the 1981 musical PIRATES OF PENZANCE, John Peterson (Beau Brummels), Elvis Presley + his 1993 postage stamp, Soupy Sales, Shostakovich’s 15th Symphony (1972), pianist Abbey Simon, Larry Storch (pleased to have met you), Terry Sylvester (The Hollies), Andrew Wood (Mother Love Bone), Ted Yoder, and the hugely influential, innovative, and inspirational English actor/singer-songwriter David Bowie. His music has brought me 1000s of hours of joy and insight, and tributes to him will abound this week. For my part I am listing 12 Bowie songs that resonate with me at this moment:
Aladdin Sane (1973) All the Madmen (1970)
Days (2003) Everyone Says ‘Hi’ (2002)
Fame (1975) ‘Heroes’ (1977) Jump They Say (1993)
Life on Mars (1971)
Space Oddity (1969)
Starman (1972)
Stay (1976)
+ (one I aim to cover someday) the powerful “techno spiritual” Dead Man Walking (1997):
“Let me dance away [Till I swivel back round then I fly fly fly] Now I'm wiser than dreams
[Losing breath from the water when I'm gone gone gone] Let me fly fly fly [Spinning slack through reality] While I'm touching tomorrow [Deadens my brain falling up through the years] And I know Who's there [Till I swivel back round then I fly fly fly] [Losing breath from the water when I'm gone gone gone] When silhouettes fall [Spinning slack through reality]
And I'm gone, Like I'm dancing on angels And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlL_4CupuLo
...and check out my cover of “Space Oddity” https://johnnyjblairsingeratlarge.bandcamp.com/track/space-oddity-album-version
...Meanwhile, HB DB!
#davidbowie #singersongwriter #actor #mikegarson #bowiecelebration #bowiealumni #deadmanwalking #birthday #johnnyjblair
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Have you guys heard about the musical American Morning? It's about two Chinese immigrants who drive cabs. They just released a cast album.
No I haven’t! But thank you for sharing it with us!
Formerly known as Costs of Living, American Morning is a full length musical that tells the story of two immigrant cab drivers, Chin and Eng, who share opposite shifts off the same medallion. While Eng slowly climbs the ladder of success by day, his partner Chin, falls short by night, suffering disappointment after unforseen disappointment. The two men’s fates become intertwined as forced competition drives a wedge between them that culminates in a single, desperate act that leaves one dead and the other brutalized. American Morning was the recipient of a 2016 Richard Rodgers Award, a 2015 B-Side Theatericals New American Musical award, and an official selection of the National Alliance for Musical Theater's Festival of New Works in 2015.
The album, produced by Alexander Sage Oyen and Timothy Huang, is on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Spotify and other digital platforms. It features Josh Dela Cruz (Aladdin, Blues Clues), Raymond J. Lee (Once Upon a One More Time, Groundhog Day), Arielle Jacobs (Aladdin, Between the Lines), Andrew Cristi (Moby Dick, Miss You Like Hell), Troy Iwata (Be More Chill), Will Roland (Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen), Allie Trim (Once Upon a One More Time, 13), Thom Sesma (Unknown Soldier, Sweeney Todd), Jason SweetTooth Williams (Be More Chill, Freaky Friday), and Isabel Santiago (Giant, In the Heights). (source)
Here’s the writer’s website for the musical: https://www.timothyhuang.net/american-morning
This is the spotify playlist for the cast album: https://open.spotify.com/album/0aRDB3lmaX6OgC26r9srz4
#ask#american morning#timothy huang#josh dela cruz#arielle jacobs#raymond j lee#troy iwata#Anonymous
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“Composer Dave Malloy will perform the role of author Herman Melville in upcoming staged excerpts of his new musical adaptation of Melville’s classic novel, Moby Dick. [...]
Joining Malloy will be Tony nominee Robert Cuccioli (Jekyll & Hyde) as Ahab, Nick Choksi (Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812) as Ishmael, Starr Busby (Octet) as Starbuck, Kalyn West (The Prom) as Stubb, Anna Ishida (Henry VI: Parts 1 & 2 ) as Flask, Andrew Cristi (Pasek and Paul’s A Christmas Story) as Queequeg, Matt Kizer (The River Bridge) as Tashtego, J.D. Mollison (Octet) as Daggoo, Ashkon Davaran (Skittles Commercial: The Musical) as Pip, and Dawn L. Troupe (Brothers ParaNormal) as Mapple.
Or Matias serves as music director and leads an ensemble of musicians, featuring Malloy (piano), Jamie Mohamdein (bass), Hiroyuki Matsura (drums), Alon Bisk (cello), Pinky Weitzman (viola), Curtis Hasselbring (trombone), and Paul Jones (saxophone/flute).“
#moby dick#moby-dick#moby dick musical#dave malloy#robert cuccioli#nick choksi#starr busby#kalyn west#anna ishida#andrew cristi#matt kizer#jd mollison#ashkon davaran#dawn troupe#or matias#jamie mohamdein#hiroyuki matsura#alon bisk#pinky weitzman#curtis hasslebring#paul jones#news#other performances#article#my post
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Svegliare una donna
d’improvviso
può essere pericolosissimo.
Non è che tu ti avvicini
le dici buongiorno
sorridi
e fine dei giochi.
No.
Non è così che funziona.
Ci sono dei passaggi
da seguire attentamente
per portarle
il primo saluto del giorno.
Il più importante.
Il più bello.
Ascoltami.
Per prima cosa entra in stanza.
Noterai che lei
in quei soli tre minuti
che sei stato in bagno
si sarà presa tutto il materasso.
Rassegnati. Non ci puoi fare niente.
Una donna è capace di farsi piccola
e dormire nel palmo di una mano
oppure
di appropriarsi di tutto lo spazio a disposizione.
Una donna è in grado di adattarsi
alle forme del mondo.
Come il fluire tenero dell’acqua.
Piena eleganza della semplicità.
Colma e senza mai esondare
mantiene un movimento costante.
Ipnotico e rotondo.
Denso.
Una mezza specie di danza.
Ecco.
Una donna danza anche quando sembra ferma.
Come il fluire tenero dell’acqua.
Acqua che canta.
Ma stiamo andando fuori tema.
Dicevamo il buongiorno.
Ogni uomo che si rispetti
dovrebbe poter sfoggiare
tra i suoi trofei
il titolo di: campione mondiale di abbraccio da dietro.
In assoluto, il più difficile da imparare.
Nel caso tu non l’abbia ancora conseguito
cercherò io di guidarti passo passo.
Dovrai prestare molta attenzione nel dosare la giusta forza.
Ricordati che stai per abbracciare un corpo che sogna.
Stai attento.
E’ sempre una questione di equilibrio.
Né troppo piano né troppo forte.
Il giusto.
Fatto?
Ok.
A questo punto le strade sono due.
Lei si sarà scansata emettendo strani lamenti,
suoni, maledizioni, Cristi e Madonne.
Lascia stare.
Non tentare di recuperare per l’amor di Dio.
Molla tutto.
Alzati.
Procedi LENTAMENTE fino alla porta.
Chiudila con delicatezza.
Ci riproviamo domani.
Diversamente
si sistemerà meglio nell’incavo della tue braccia
con dei brevi ma precisi
movimenti oscillatori.
Accompagnati a piccoli
mugugnii irriproducibili
che solo una donna
felice e addormentata
è capace di intonare.
Ce l’hai quasi fatta.
Resta ancora per un po��� con lei.
Che sia un minuto.
Un’ora.
Non perderti per nulla al mondo
il suo rispiro.
Il risveglio della sua pelle.
Promettile che il giorno le sarà gentile.
Mettile su il caffè.
Quando sarà chiusa in bagno a far pipì.
Baciala.
E ricordati quanto incredibilmente semplice
possa essere, a volte, la felicità.
Andrew Faber
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Svegliare una donna
d’improvviso
può essere pericolosissimo.
Non è che tu ti avvicini
le dici buongiorno
sorridi
e fine dei giochi.
No.
Non è così che funziona.
Ci sono dei passaggi
da seguire attentamente
per portarle
il primo saluto del giorno.
Il più importante.
Il più bello.
Ascoltami.
Per prima cosa entra in stanza.
Noterai che lei
in quei soli tre minuti
che sei stato in bagno
si sarà presa tutto il materasso.
Rassegnati. Non ci puoi fare niente.
Una donna è capace di farsi piccola
e dormire nel palmo di una mano
oppure
di appropriarsi di tutto lo spazio a disposizione.
Una donna è in grado di adattarsi
alle forme del mondo.
Come il fluire tenero dell’acqua.
Piena eleganza della semplicità.
Colma e senza mai esondare
mantiene un movimento costante.
Ipnotico e rotondo.
Denso.
Una mezza specie di danza.
Ecco.
Una donna danza anche quando sembra ferma.
Come il fluire tenero dell’acqua.
Acqua che canta.
Ma stiamo andando fuori tema.
Dicevamo il buongiorno.
Ogni uomo che si rispetti
dovrebbe poter sfoggiare
tra i suoi trofei
il titolo di: campione mondiale di abbraccio da dietro.
In assoluto, il più difficile da imparare.
Nel caso tu non l’abbia ancora conseguito
cercherò io di guidarti passo passo.
Dovrai prestare molta attenzione nel dosare la giusta forza.
Ricordati che stai per abbracciare un corpo che sogna.
Stai attento.
E’ sempre una questione di equilibrio.
Né troppo piano né troppo forte.
Il giusto.
Fatto?
Ok.
A questo punto le strade sono due.
Lei si sarà scansata emettendo strani lamenti,
suoni, maledizioni, Cristi e Madonne.
Lascia stare.
Non tentare di recuperare per l’amor di Dio.
Molla tutto.
Alzati.
Procedi LENTAMENTE fino alla porta.
Chiudila con delicatezza.
Ci riproviamo domani.
Diversamente
si sistemerà meglio nell’incavo della tue braccia
con dei brevi ma precisi
movimenti oscillatori.
Accompagnati a piccoli
mugugnii irriproducibili
che solo una donna
felice e addormentata
è capace di intonare.
Ce l’hai quasi fatta.
Resta ancora per un po’ con lei.
Che sia un minuto.
Un’ora.
Non perderti per nulla al mondo
il suo rispiro.
Il risveglio della sua pelle.
Promettile che il giorno le sarà gentile.
Mettile su il caffè.
Quando sarà chiusa in bagno a far pipì.
Baciala.
E ricordati quanto incredibilmente semplice
possa essere, a volte, la felicità.
- Andrew Faber
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