#andrew come back to tour already we miss you but lol just kidding rest well bebi

[hozierawakening]

So uhm, can you guys help me with my Halloween costume?

I want to dress up as this man’s future wife

[stcndrews]

Tasty Sr. and Tasty Jr.

anyways lol I’m not using this information responsibly so HERE HAVE A FIC

I used this video as inspiration.

I’ll expand more on this new tasty ;) universe, I promise!

“Wash your hands, Jonathan,” Andrew says mildly, already knowing that his son is reaching for the bag of chocolate chips on the counter. “No snacking, we need to melt those.”

“But dad,” Jonathan protests, eyes wide and pouty. “I wanna eat ‘em now!”

Andrew rolls his eyes as he continues placing ingredients on his bench in his own little Tasty space.

“This was your idea, so don’t tell me I have to deal with it,” Andrew grumbles to a grinning Steven, who’s standing off to the side to spectate.

Steven beams proudly at both his husband, and his six-year old son who’s currently sneaking a handful of chocolate chips into his mouth behind Andrew’s back.

Steven loves his family.

The only one missing is Kat, who, at three years old, is too young to be in the Tasty kitchen. She’s being babysat by Mama Lim for the day, something Steven’s mom had been ecstatic about.

Andrew shakes his head, but can’t help the small smile that forms as he turns to see Jonathan standing attentively, ready to do whatever Andrew asks him to.

It’s sweet, because he looks so much like Andrew - his hair, his face, his eyes. The moment Steven had seen little baby Jonathan, he’d asked Andrew to adopt him right away.

“He’s gonna look like you when he’s older,” Steven had explained matter-of-factly. Andrew couldn’t refuse him - besides, only Steven would adopt a kid purely because he looked like Andrew.

But despite having Andrew’s looks, god, does he have Steven’s personality. His puppy-dog face, his enthusiasm, his non-stop energy and overall vibrant positivity are just so Steven.

Andrew loves Jonathan to bits.

“What did you want to call this, again?” Andrew asks, raising a brow at his husband.

“Tasty Junior!” Steven exclaims cheerfully. “It’ll be a hit, I know it, sweetheart. Andrew Number Two already approved!”

Andrew Number Two - that’d be Andrew Gauthier, creative director of BuzzFeed Motion Pictures. And, well, if Gauthier approves, there’s really nothing Andrew can do.

Besides, Jonny does have an affinity for baking …

“Jonathan, come here, please,” Andrew calls, patting the counter-space beside him. “I’m going to start recording now, so I need you to listen to everything I tell you to do.”

Jonathan looks up at him, starry-eyed, and Andrew can’t help but be taken aback by how reminiscent it is of his husband.

“‘m I gonna be internet famous like you and papa?” he asks, with all the childlike innocence of the six-year old that he is, and Andrew ruffles his hair affectionately.

“Nobody’s gonna see you, squirt,” he says apologetically, at the same time that Steven interjects, “Of course, pumpkin! Dad-son duos are always popular!”

Jonathan squints suspiciously at both of his dads, wondering which of them could possibly be lying to him. The matter isn’t too serious, it seems, as he snags another chocolate chip from the bag and eats it with a shrug.

“Jonathan Lim-Ilnyckyj,” Andrew admonishes, but he’s smiling too wide, “we need those!”

Steven’s laughing in the corner, because he’s Steven and this whole idea of “Tasty Junior” was his idea, and because of course he is. He’s Steven, and Jonathan is quite clearly his child.

“I’m filming now, so please, listen,” Andrew says, resting a hand atop Jonathan’s head. “I’ve already measured out the ingredients we need, they’re all laid out, you just need to dump them in when I say. Okay?”

Jonathan licks his chocolatey fingers, nodding his head.

Steven smiles proudly.

Andrew sighs.

“Go wash your hands.”

Countless takes and frequent interruptions via Steven (who’d wanted to put everything on his Instagram story, for god’s sake) later, and their chocolate peanut butter cup cheesecake things - Andrew hasn’t worked out a proper name yet - are done.

Jonathan had listened attentively throughout; nodding carefully at Andrew’s exclamation of, “Jonny, look at that colour,” or, “The consistency of this is really nice,” even though he probably hadn’t a clue what Andrew had meant.

Steven had filmed almost everything for Instagram, of course.

The treats had to be refrigerated for about 3 hours, and so Steven and Andrew had taken Jonny for a little tour around the BuzzFeed office, where he’d immediately befriended Keith.

But now the cheesecake cups are ready, and they look delicious.

So, naturally, Jonathan immediately takes a huge bite of one.

“Maybe you shouldn’t have chosen dessert,” Steven suggests after Andrew’s small sigh, then takes one for himself and eats it whole.

Andrew looks at his son, happily munching, and his husband, also happily munching, and shrugs. He takes one, eating it carefully, and nods.

“We did good, squirt,” he says, holding his hand out for a high-five.

Jonathan high-fives him back, licking his lips after swallowing all of his dessert.

“Oh, yes!” he exclaims, punching the air, and Andrew stares down in surprise. Even Steven stops his Instagramming for a moment to look at Jonathan curiously.

“What did you just do?” Andrew asks, a small grin starting to form.

“I did the thing you do at the end of your yummy videos, dad!” Jonathan exclaims, and it’s so endearing with a smudge of chocolate adorning the corner of his mouth. “Oh, yes!”

Andrew searches around, finding his phone in his back pocket and turning on the recorder. He holds it out to his son.

“Again?” he prompts gently, and Jonathan flashes him a toothy grin.

“Oh, yes!” he exclaims, throwing his hands in the air, and Andrew smiles. He glances up at Steven, who’s staring fondly back.

“Guess Jonny’s continuing on the legacy of food series,” Andrew murmurs softly, and Steven beams.

“I knew you’d come around!”

Andrew huffs out a laugh, pulling Jonathan into his side as he ruffles his hair.

“Welcome to the team, squirt.”