#and your secrets end up splashed on the news front page

[septembersghost]

this breaks my heart :(

[loustyleshtommo]

the way Louis was so pressed about haylor resurgence he gotta dig up larry lore

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

The lyrics “come one, come all/It’s happening again” are very “The masquerade revelers/Drunk as they watch my shattered edges glisten” and “And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page” coded.

[izzystizzys]

The war doesn’t end with a bang, strictly speaking. It doesn’t even end with a political forum, or peace talks, or a slow, wheezing death of the Banking Clan’s pockets running dry, even though all of those are valid possibilities. Some more than others, Cody has to admit.

No, the war ends with an article in the Galaxy’s least reputable news source, Coruscant Rotational. Splashed on the front page for all to see is Cody’s little brother, next to the Chancellor.

CLONE MEWS CHANCELLOR TO DEATH IN MOGGING MOVE FOR THE AGES - LOOKSMAXXING TAKEN TOO FAR?

“What”, says Obi-Wan, eye twitching, fingers massaging over the bridge of his nose at double their usual speed, a real sign of an impending nervous breakdown if Cody’s ever seen one, “the kriff does that even mean?!”

Rex shrugs helplessly with one shoulder, other arm raised aimlessly. “No idea, General. I only understand about half those words. Maybe we’re all having a collective stroke? Maybe Fox is having a stroke? Whatever he’s doing with his jaw in that picture can’t be healthy.”

“Well, not for the late Chancellor, anyways”, says Cody flatly, in the long-suffering tone of one who’s seen too much Jedi banthashit in too little time. He screws his eyes tightly shut, scrubbing the backs of his knuckles in hard enough to see galaxies explode. Nope, still the same words on that datapad.

“It can’t be true”, says Skywalker, who’d gone white as a shitty military-issue sheet and has been steadily pacing the room ever since the equivalent of a sonic bomb hit the room. “I mean - think about it, this could just as well be a Separatist ploy, it would play right into their hands, and Coruscant Rotational isn’t exactly the most reputable source -“

“True enough”, says Obi-Wan, thoughtfully. “They do like getting their facts mixed up. In fact, I’ve seen about six articles just this month proclaiming our dear friend Senator Amidala’s super secret pregnancy. They even falsified hospital records, can you imagine?!”

Somehow, Skywalker loses another shade of colour, gulping soundlessly, and resumes his pacing more frenetically than before. Weird guy, that.

It’s Rex who breaks the awkward stillness of the room, perking up suddenly. “Oh, I know! Why don’t we call in Commander Tano?! She’s about the right age to understand some of this dribble, right?”

“I was going to suggest calling Corrie HQ, but sure, let’s ask the teenage soldier from the space monk order who spends all her spare time hunting your legion for sport”, says Cody, dryly. Rex deflates, and Thorn’s tinny voice sounds through Cody’s comm before he can make his reply. “Marshall Commander, I assume this is about the News.” Ominous capitalisation, ooooh, mouths Rex, and receives the nearest datapad Cody can reach to the face for his troubles with a squawk. The fact that he can read that sentence off his lips means their legions have spent far too much time together, and also that Cody’s grown soft in his old age.

“Good to hear you too, Thorn, and yes, we do have some questions concerning why the kriff my vod’ika is accused of murdering the chancellor through what I can only assume is some secret Sith magic?!”

“Oh, you mean when he defeated the actual Sith on the Senate through the power of his superior mog and made the kriffer explode in a thousand wrinkly pieces? You’re welcome, by the way”, says Thorn, instead of literally anything sane.

“Commander”, begs Cody’s General, with something glistening that might actually be tears in his eyes. “Commander, please. I do not understand any of those words. I am begging you to put me out of my misery.”

PALPATINE??? SITH?????!!!, screams Skywalker in battlesign, somehow spelling out each individual question and exclamation mark.

“It’s a game we’ve started playing in the Guard, sir, to pass time on patrol”, says Thorn, sheepishly, cowed by nearly driving the High General Kenobi to tears. “We’d do stupid faces we found the holonet, and, uh - well Fox is so high on black-market morphine most of the time cause we don’t get bacta that he sleepwalks on assignment sometimes, and, uh, he started making them at the Chancellor during a holocall meeting with Count Dooku and then the Chancellor tried to electrocute him again but accidentally blew himself up-“

“Breathe, Commander”, says Obi-Wan, and then - “That is SO much information I don’t know what to do with, Force preserve me. Why is Commander Fox on black-market morphine, or sleepwalking, or making faces at-“

“He signs reports in his sleep too, sometimes”, Thorn interrupts the General. “It’s actually kind of impressive if, y’know, it didn’t make Stabby bust another capillary in pure rage.”

“Who’s Stabby?”, asks Obi-Wan, confused.

“Meeting with Count Dooku?!”, bursts out Skywalker.

“Congratulations on Amidala’s pregnancy, General Skywalker”, says Thorn, like a man who wants to see the world burn.

[icypopz]

caught in 4k ♡

↬ request from anon ; I love your writing for blue lock and i was wondering if you could write a Rin x actress reader when they're adults and they get caught by the media somehow. ↬ notes ; itoshi rin x gn reader ↬ from ice ; pretends like i haven't been gone for months... anyways here's my grand comeback that literally no one asked for but this req was so cute i rlly wanted to write it 🥹 hope u enjoy ! ↬ warning(s) ; none

please reblog w comments ! it helps a lot :)

itoshi rin has always been a private person. he rarely shares anecdotes from his life with his friends, let alone the paparazzi. his fans constantly complain that they're starved for content, because despite the fact that he's one of the most famous football players in the world, he somehow manages to keep his schedule entirely under wraps and often downright refuses to do interviews. (the only way to get him on camera is to invite him for a joint interview with sae.)

his tendency to keep his personal life a secret is exactly why it comes as such a shock when it's revealed that he's dating you.

actually, 'revealed' is the wrong word to use when in reality, the both of you were spotted leaving a popular restaurant together by a pesky journalist. he snapped pictures of rin holding your hand, offering you his jacket, opening the car door for you... and the next morning they were all over the internet, splashed across the front page of all the major news websites. #itoshi rin is in a relationship?! was the number one trending topic for days.

the amount of attention showered upon the two of you is actually unsurprising, considering how you've been at the peak of fame ever since you recently took on a role that went viral. pair that with the fact that you're dating the most mysterious football player? it's a miracle they didn't hear about it in space! both your fanbases were gushing about how adorable you are together and they're always eager for crumbs of interaction between you two in public.

in private, rin groans and grumbles about how annoying it is to have a spotlight shining on your dating life, but he's secretly happy that you both don't have to hide your relationship anymore now that it's out in the open. he likes the idea that everyone knows he's yours, and you're his.

in public, he's as aloof and cold as ever to every enthusiastic interviewer that dares cross his path. the only time he visibly softens is when they mention you, and a hint of a smile will curve his lips. rin gets angry if they even imply that you're leeching off his fame, or you're a gold-digger, or you're trying to get close to his brother through him - he never fails to set the record straight immediately. the two of you love each other, and maybe these journalists' time would be better spent trying to find someone to love them instead of trying to ruin someone else's relationship. (his pr manager is at her wits' end).

overall, rin is not too bothered by the fact that your relationship ended up becoming public knowledge. of course he would have preferred it to be on both of your terms, but now that it's happened he just rolls with it. as long as you're happy, he's happy.

help i swear i'll be active now HAHAHA i won't disappear for a year again ,,, and btw i cannot believe my last post was over a year ago tf

✧ thank you for reading ! if you have a request, feel free to send it in 🌠 © icypopz 2023. do not repost or modify in any way.

[tayloralisonswift]

clara bow is like another name goes up in lights. i'm lost in the lights. people love an ingénue. i don't like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to me. camera flashes make it look like a dream. no cameras catch my pageant smile. they took the crown, but it's alright. you should find another guiding light, but i shine so bright. your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you. there goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen. my dreams aren't rare. your secrets end up splashed on the news front page. please tell them my name. will you still want me when i'm nothing new? all of my heroes die all alone. you wonder if you'll make it out alive. promise you'll be dazzling.

[coldflasher]

re. the CCPD's extreme ethical violations... instead of the shitty forces plotline in season 7, the "villain" should have been someone from the ethics committee or even just a random cop with an actual moral compass who finds out barry is the flash during the meta-of-the-week shenanigans and instead of being like "wow, allen, ngl i used to think you were a useless lab rat, but now i know you're a secret lawbreaking vigilante i have decided i respect you! please carry on and continue to jeopardize every criminal conviction we've made as a department for the past 6 years, which would almost certainly be overturned if anyone found out about this", they're like "what the fuck??? you mean you've been doing this for SIX YEARS and EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT, INCLUDING THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR PRECINCT (WHO IS BOTH YOUR FOSTER FATHER AND YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW), AND THE LITERAL CHIEF OF POLICE??" and then they make it their life's mission to ensure that everyone who was culpable in this insane breach of ethics is fired. this could have been kramer but she ended up being a flash ally in the end, smh kramer

to be fair, this actually works quite well in terms of fixing their ill-advised departure from the meta-of-the-week format, because the natural conclusion is that everyone who was convicted based on evidence from one of barry's testimonies or any case he worked on would almost certainly be released or at the very least would have strong grounds for a retrial. so we could just bring back every meta barry has ever faced in the past who has now been released from iron heights... not sure what barry would do with them now though considering his police connections have been cut off so good luck transferring them to iron heights... also his identity would probably be revealed as part of this whole mess so that'd also be a whole disaster. then someone notices that the central city citizen is the ONLY paper in the city that hasn't splashed barry and joe's guilty faces all over the front page like "CSI AND DETECTIVE ACCUSED OF EVIDENCE TAMPERING" and does a cursory google and finds out the editor of CCC is married to said evidence-tampering CSI and the daughter of said detective and that's a whole NEW can of worms. they call cecile and she's like oh i'd love to be your attorney! unfortunately i have also been fired for my own culpability in your crimes. whatever poor public defender is assigned to deal with this shitshow is gonna have a field day

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

FRANTIC FANFICS

TITLE: For the funny (is this even for all ages??) FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sun, gnagle WRITERS: elsie, xeya, tailsbot RATED ALL AGES

One day, Gnaggagngle and Sun decide to go to therapy. Unfortunately for them, the only available therapist is Ragatha, who immediately has a mental breakdown because girlie needs help.

This now turns to Gangle, Sun, and Ragatha all crying together, doing pure crack as they did so. Wh.. do I even want to know?

Anyway, Sun then flared and died, falling facedown onto the table in front of them.

So now a high Gangle and a high Ragatha are next to a dead body.

"wow, that sure did happen, im still depresed" says Gnangel "Lets go kill Jax, for the funny!" ragatha exclaimed "For the funny!" gangle replied

so then the two went and found jax, who was chilling in a t pose as one does "Jax we here to kill you" said gagnle "No u" says Jax 'oh ok" replies ragatha, as both her and gnglea do the family guy death pose and die.

"wow! they had crack on them!" says Jax "im gonna do the crack, and then ill blow up Mars!" Jax proceeded to do the crack, and blew up mars

Jax then proceeded to become the new tumblr secymand

TITLE: Gangle's Secret love FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: gangle, james/mask WRITERS: gummy, tailsbot, xeya RATED ALL AGES Gangle and Mask were at a cafe, waiting on their order. Gangle had been showing off her sketchbook to Mask, flipping through pages, when suddenly Gangle remembered a particular sketch that was in there… Gangle was too late to snatch the sketchbook back, when Mask flipped the page. "What the hell is this?" He said incredulously. "NO NO NO NO NO!" Gangle screeched.

Unfortunately, all had been revealed…

as her life crumbled before her, she sat, watching the terror in masks face, as they witnessed the page. Her biggest secrets, shown to the world, now everyone would know that

Gangle drew herself, KISSING ZOOBLE!

Mask stared down at the BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIFYINGLY DETAILED DRAWING and slowly turned to look at Gangle. "Are you…" they began, their voice trembling… "…a homosexual?" Gangle profusely denied, but the truth was out. Gangle was gay for Zooble. "Gangle.. why didn't you tell anyone?!" "It was… sniffle… it was too much!!! I COULDN'T!!! ZOOBLE WOULD FIND OUT IM GAY FOR THEM!!!" Mask committed a hit and run on Gangle by smacking her upside the head with her sketchbook and ran over to Zooble. "GANGLE IS GAY FOR Y-" Mask was pulled backwards into the shadows by a mysterious ribboned force and was never seen again… Emerging from the shadows was Gangle! "Hello! Everything you just heard is WRONG." Gangle faded away.

"…What the f-"

TITLE: TOP TEN ANIME BATTLES: #1: SANS VS FREDDY FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sans, five nigt fredy WRITERS: xeya, gummy, elsie RATED ALL AGES Sans was gearing up for battle against Freddy Fazbear. He shined his Gaster Blaster and FUCKING obliterated a dummy. (mad dummy)

Freddy Fazbear showed up in a full blown mechasuit.

What the fuck.

Sans chuckled as he brandished his weapon. "I know your sins, Freddy. This won't end well for you." Freddy chuckled. "you may be strong, but you're still just a skeleton. One hit and you're done. I know you have a limit. How fast can we reach it?" Sans's eyes narrowed, and he pulled a hand from his pocket, his fingertips glowing blue. The bell rang, and the battle began, Sans dodged Freddy's attacks left and right, shooting arrays of bones in every direction. Freddy was hit several times, but this old bear was strong, and resisted the damage enough to keep going. "You're bear-ly taking a hit, arentcha?" Sans, joked, winking. Freddy Fazbear ignored this, and kept swinging.

Sans kept dodging attacks, but wondered how long he could keep this up…

And then he realized Freddy’s weakness… He’s electronic. And Sans has a bucket of water from an old door prank…

SPLASH

It was done.

@zooooble @thecomicallytragicgangle we wrote shipfic about you by the way

[marsneedstherapy]

okay hear me out bc the lucky one by taylor swift has some serious Rosalind in fhh

HEAR ME OUT OKAY

(fhh spoilers)

"and your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you" no explanation is necessary here.

"and your secrets end up splashed on the news front page" againnn no explanation necessary!!

"cause you don't feel pretty you just feel used" Rosalind feeling like she was just used by the Nationalist until she became a liability for themmm

"and all the young things line up to take your place" Rosalind feeling like she's repelable after the Nationalist tried to decommission her

"you wonder if you'll make it out alive" self-explanatory babes!

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

Taylor Swift Lyrics that ARE Fitz Vacker

Nothing New: "How long will it be cute, all this crying in my room, when you can't blame it on my youth and roll your eyes with affection/ and my cheeks are growing tired from turning red and faking smiles, am I only biding time until I lose your attention?/ will you still want me, when I'm nothing new?"

Lucky One: "And your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page"/ "And they tell you that you're lucky, but you're so confused, 'Cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used, And all the young things line up to take your place"

Castles Crumbling (This whole song really): "My foes and friends watch my reign end/ I don't know how it could've ended this way/ Smoke billows from my ships in the harbor/ People look at me like I'm a monster/ Now they're screaming at the palace front gates, used to chant my name Now they're screaming that they hate me/ Never wanted you to hate me"

You're Losing me: This is literally Sophitz. I don't make the rules. "I know my pain is such am imposition/ every morning I glared at you with storms in my eyes, how can you say that you love someone you can't tell is dying?/fighting in only your army, front lines don't you ignore me/ I wouldn't marry me either/ Choose something babe, I got nothing to believe, unless you're choosing me/

Tolerate it (from the POV of a kid who looks up to his parents and is constantly trying to be perfect for them): I greet you with a battle hero's welcome, I take your indiscretions all in good fun, I sit and listen, I polish plates until they gleam and glisten, You're so much older and wiser and I/ I wait by the door like I'm just a kid, Use my best colors for your portrait, Lay the table with the fancy shit, And watch you tolerate it, If it's all in my head tell me now, Tell me I've got it wrong somehow, I know my love should be celebrated, But you tolerate it

[thevagabondexpress]

i know i've been generally avoiding swiftie things on here lately but michelle from genderbent tlh + the lucky one

you had it figured out since you were in school / everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool / so overnight you look like a sixties queen = her freewheeling days, and the red light era, and the lisette year

and your secrets end up splashed on the news front page = lisette + a box of letters + paying the wrong guy to hold onto them equals massive ruination

they still tell the legend of how you disappeared / how you took your money and your dignity and got the hell out = and she really does, in the end. she goes off to see the world and she winds up in portugal with a fat white cat and reasonably frequent visits from her girlfriend anytime fields isn't testing airplanes for people.

misha + the lucky one. thank you for coming to my presentation.

[antitheticallyargumentative]

pt 2 to (not) long awaited Ted Lasso characters and Taylor Swift songs: @asteria-argo

Jamie and Roy could both be Back to December re: their relationships with Keeley. 

I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile/So good to me, so right/And how you held me in your arms that September night/The first time you ever saw me cry/Maybe this is wishful thinkin’/Probably mindless dreamin’/But if we loved again, I swear I'd love you right And So this is me swallowin' my pride/Standin' in front of you sayin' I'm sorry for that night/And I go back to December all the time/It turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' you/Wishin' I'd realized what I had when you were mine/I’d go back to December, turn around and change my own mind/I go back to December all the time

Roy is. These exact lines from Nothing New that aren’t just about being a young female star- Lord, what will become of me/ Once I've lost my novelty? And Are we only biding time 'til I lose your attention?/And someone else lights up the room? And I've had too much to drink tonight/But I wonder if they'll miss me once they drive me out/I wake up in the middle of the night/And I can feel time moving/How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22? Specific age disregarded lol. 

And The Lucky One- Now it's big black cars and Riviera views/And your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you/And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page/And they tell you that you're lucky, but you're so confused/'Cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used/And all the young things line up to take your place/Another name goes up in lights.You wonder if you'll make it out alive. The vibe fits. I'm going off the vibes here.

Jamie’s character arc… the You’re On Your Own, Kid bridge, specifically. Not like. Every line, but. Most Of Them. From sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes/I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this/I hosted parties and starved my body/Like I'd be saved by a perfect kiss/The jokes weren't funny, I took the money/My friends from home don't know what to say/I looked around in a blood-soaked gown/And I saw something they can't take away/‘Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned/Everything you lose is a step you take/So make the friendship bracelets/Take the moment and taste it/You've got no reason to be afraid. 

Also re: season 1- season 2 Jamie fits Castles Crumbling- I was held up so high, I used to be great/They used to cheer when they saw my face/Now, I fear I have fallen from grace/And I feel like my castle's crumbling down/And I watch all my bridges burn to the ground/And you don't want to know me/I will just let you down/You don't wanna know me now And Now they're screaming at the palace front gates, used to chant my name/Now they're screaming that they hate me/Never wanted you to hate me

And Innocent for the redemption arc again- It's alright, just wait and see/Your string of lights is still bright to me/Oh, who you are is not where you've been/You're still an innocent/It's okay, life is a tough crowd/32 and still growin' up now/Who you are is not what you did/You're still an innocent

There is definitely more. But that's all I can think of right now. Thank you again for allowing me to go berserk for a minute.

part one

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

I cannot get over how much is packed into four words with the line "camera flashes, welcome bashes", it is one of my favourite lines in fots. this idea that in this moment the invasive, distracting presence of photographers - the media? general public? fans? - is welcome, that the flashes of their cameras feel like bashes, like a physical blow each time a picture is taken - and it's a theme that runs through other songs; 'they are the hunters, we are the foxes', 'and your secrets end up splashed on the news front page', 'I knew there was no one in the world who could take it', 'these hunters with cell phones', 'outside they're push and shoving' - but here the attack is welcome, she's fresh out the slammer and blinking in the light and it's all raw and painful but preferable to what she left behind

[please-picturemeintheweeds]

It’s happening again // uh oh I’m falling in love again // your secrets end up splashed on the news front page

[coldasyou]

now it's big black cars and riviera views and your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you and your secrets end up splashed on the news front page and they tell you that you're lucky, but you're so confused 'cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used and all the young things line up to take your place

[topperscumslut]

ok the original post was from like MONTHS ago but @fortunatelyforyall wanted to see what taylor swift songs i associate with the hargreeves siblings after i revealed my pick for a klaus and I’ve kinda been forgetting to post this since august so here’s the long awaited list of which TS song fits which hargreeves sibling!!! (warning: sad)

Luther

right where you left me - “Everybody moved on/I stayed there/Dust collected on my pinned up hair/They expected me to find somewhere/Some perspective, but I sat and stared/Right where you left me”

Diego

this is me trying - “They told me all of my cages were mental/So I got wasted like all my potential/And my words shoot to kill when I'm mad/I have a lot of regrets about that”

Allison

The Lucky One - “Now it's big black cars and Riviera views/And your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you/And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page/And they tell you that you're lucky, but you're so confused/Cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used”

Klaus

Clean - “Ten months sober, I must admit/Just because you're clean, don't mean you don't miss it/Ten months older, I won't give in/Now that I'm clean, I'm never gonna risk it”

Five

my tears ricochet - “I didn't have it in myself to go with grace/Cause when I'd fight, you used to tell me I was brave/And if I'm dead to you, why are you at the wake?/Cursing my name, wishing I stayed/Look at how my tears ricochet/And I can go anywhere I want/Anywhere I want, just not home/And you can aim for my heart, go for blood/But you would still miss me in your bones”

Ben

marjorie - “Never be so kind, you forget to be clever/Never be so clever, you forget to be kind/And if I didn't know better/I'd think you were talking to me now/If I didn't know better/I'd think you were still around/What died didn't stay dead/What died didn't stay dead/You're alive, you're alive in my head”

Viktor

mirrorball - “I'm still a believer but I don't know why/I've never been a natural/All I do is try, try, try”