#and want him to be bitchless

[laterisers]

what if bugsnaz was called boob snax

[dracalix]

HEY AMERICAN SISTERS WHO VOTED 💙

WANNA BRUTALLY MURDER NICHOLAS FUENTES WITH ME??? 🥰🪓🪓🪓🔪🔪🔪

“your bodies my choice” ALRIGHT LET’S REVERSE THAT

what is he gonna say ? “no” ? :)

[perenlop]

mirabelle family quest

[horse-head-farms]

okay since this is now on my mind

curious what other people think. pick based on whatever metric you want - most logical sense, most fun, one you’d want to see. we must decide as a community

[peak-dumbass]

The statements “Larry Butz is much more interesting and important than fans give him credit for, especially at the end of AA1 as Phoenix and Miles’ childhood best friend & with his witness testimony saving Miles from a guilty verdict as well as at the end of AA3 where he is shown genuinely trying to improve himself as a person as Laurice Deauxnim” and “Larry Butz is hard for most people to stand because of his consistent weird moments in AA3 which, along with his constant failing-to-get-with-woman jokes throughout both games, can get annoying and borderline intolerable for some people” are not mutually exclusive.

I really am interested in Larry as a character but god it’s impossible for me to see him as anything other than comedic-relief-that-isn’t-comedic-nor-relieving, I really don’t feel bad when Phoenix is slightly rude towards him cuz I would act the same, if not worse

[cxldtyrant]

I haven't answered this ask, which I received while everyone was making fun of Goku Black, but after the shenanigans of yesterday and today, I got to say this is absolutely hilarious.

[kinokoshoujoart]

@gymleadercheren read my brain (again) so i have to post my essay draft

if a tumblr sexyman is a conventionally unattractive man whose perceived sexiness is abnormally high due to having a certain collection of Attractive Personality Traits, rock is literally the opposite. tumblr unsexyman (name subject to change)

rock is a conventionally attractive twink who nonetheless manages to not just undo every bit of god-given advantage he was given but actually pushes into the negatives through his incredibly odd and off-putting behavior and wack fashion sense. which is ironic since the reason he gives for these — in his own words— is “I wanna be the ideal man”

of course, this is based on HIS concept of the “ideal man”, an ideal which no one but him seems to share. in this same dialogue he acknowledges that “chasing trends” (like idk allowing marvelous to give him a makeover instead of insisting on what they very politely termed his “unique worldview and aesthetic sense”??) might get him actual dates but ultimately would rather just kinda hope that striving for his vision of the “ideal man” will land him some interest… but it does not. he dies utterly bitchless unless rescued from his Free Man To A Good Home cardboard box by the player.

rock is this strange paradox of being chronically unable to just be himself while refusing to be inauthentic in his made up persona. a paradox where both of the contradictory things he decides to do repel everyone who might otherwise be into him.

[lotusarchon]

No, no, no. You're so real man, like Macaque does not deserve ANY hoes. This man is chronically bitchless and it should SHOW. Why else he got that titty hanging out? Tryna attract people but they can never stay attracted to him.

No cause I just KNOW bro's the type to talk about his ex so much his new partners miss them (Wukong) too he's literally the type to make a mess in his pants if he sees tits and don't get me started on his emo looking ass (please do not attack me Macaque fans pt 2)

[kennyomegasweave]

I'm so invested in Boston and Nick's relationship.

Nick isn't an innocent victim of Boston's manipulation. He clearly knew who Boston was before they even met. He knew they were the same year and was disappointed Boston didn't know that. So he had to have known Boston doesn't do relationships. He's also been out here violating boundaries, at the bare minimum, left and right. Boston didn't send him his nudes, he left his phone at a repair shop and got his privacy violated. Then Nick put his own nudes on his phone. Just because it worked didn't mean it wasn't a massive red flag. Bugging the car is batshit insane because at no point has Boston even hinted at them being monogamous, yet Nick is out here bugging his car and hurting his own feelings? Baby please.

In Boston's defense, Nick is really the only person he hasn't lied to. Even the ~mixed signals~ only happened because Nick kept asking the same question because he didn't like Boston's answer. No shit Boston finally just said "yeah maybe" and "call us what you want" to the same question that's been asked for almost three months. He's also the only one Boston seems to actually like hanging out with. He legit helped him move into his new apartment with no elevator. How Boston is treating Nick is a fun layer to his character because he's not been shown to act this way with anyone else.

Boston is an unrepentant asshole and Nick is batshit insane. I CANNOT wait for the bomb that is their relationship explode and take out everyone around them.

[diamondcitydarlin]

apparently we've graduated from 'yes I'm going to space to impress Guillermo' to 'I'd like to take guillermo to space so we could have weird space sex/alien orgies together' so I think it's safe to say someone is down bad and not being subtle about it at all

[moe-broey]

I feel like the "Bi but nobody wants them" meme is SO Takumi but. Kinda falls flat where there are at least Two (literally also One canonically) people who want him.

[weird-unlimited-ramblings]

Do you think Jodie thought that scam was scamming when he first took Hermie away?

[quinn505]

guys what are you supposed to do when you like someone. i cant just ask him out he has more game than me what the heck

[penrose-quinn]

So I was editing awhile ago and I just had to suck it up and remove this part ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Tbh I seriously need to get over Shin's love life and why it didn't work out for him because I never shut up about it, but at the same time.... I'm reeeeally convinced that it's rooted from his parents........

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

One specific insult to Takao that I have spinning around in the back of my mind is by my bestie. Zusbjs

"Takao wants someone other than the police to want him" (paraphrased)

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Ahahaha! That is amazing! I will use it against him from now on. Thank your bestie for me!

[nathanielfisher]

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