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Hi, 999. I would like to make a report to the police
"Please state the nature of the crime"
Stephen Rooney is reading me to filth in his portrayal of Astarion and I do not like it. Ask the man to cease and desist
#last night my besties were ROASTING Astarion whilst I intensely avoided eye contact#and they laughed affectionately knowing they were fully roasting me to hell too#and today my friend told me where she's up to in the Astarion romance and uhhhhhhhhh i need to sue for libel#unfortunately I am *not* a hunky aristocratic vampire man. i am but a small and squishy human creature. the parallels tho. gtfo bro#i say all of this with greatest affection for everyone involved LMAO#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#next time i will romance Astarion nicely and maybe it'll be carthartic i guess
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