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last day of testing...
#yagurlchip❤️#im so tired#and these jeans are absolute ass#i cant even run in them 💀💀#mfs so stiff i cant barely lift my legs w/o the chance of ripping them 😭😭
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cooked beyond redemption
COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN !!! check my pinned post for more details ⭐️
#absolutely fried#boiled even#they know their gonna get their asses beat#star platinum is just furiously glaring at them in the back#jjba#jjba fanart#jojo fanart#art#jojos bizarre adventure#jotaro kujo#noriaki kakyoin#jean pierre polnareff#as long as its not blue or pink bruh
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idk if ur still doing drawing requests but. if you are. troy and abed cuddling on a beanbag?
You gave me a simple request and my brain went "actually, you should spend all day drawing this and getting it 100% perfect." Also cuddling? Nah they're straight sucking face dawg
+ where's that post that is like "Troy has an atomic back arch that only appears around Abed" because I was thinking of that while I drew this
#i dont know wht i keep drawing him like this vut this is the second time ive drawn Troy with an absolutely BITEABLE ASS#LOOK AT THAT THANG#THATS TWO APPLES IN A PAIR OF JEANS#very proud of this. fucking look at Troys jacket#i started this at 1:00 pm it is now 11:00 pm dude#dont coint all the time it took fornme to take a side quest playing undertale and watching six episodes of monk#community#community nbc#nbc community#abed nadir#trobed#troy barnes#doodle
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AP-gang-but-college-versions post that literally nobody asked for but you’re getting anyway cause I love y’all <3
#i hc that#jean#was an absolute wild child in college before she entered the corporate world and started wearing ugly ass suits#also craig mcdermott was 10000% a frat boy like you just KNOW bro was a BNOC#american psycho#american psycho cast#patrick bateman#american psycho memes#bret easton ellis#mary harron
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can we talk about the tiny detail of zane calling jean, "johnny" for a moment because it's so good and so fucked up. i think we can be fairly certain it's not a nickname jean particularly enjoys but it's all zane calls him. it's probably a nickname that came out of not wanting to learn to pronounce 'jean' the french way. AND YET...
jean's visceral disgust to hearing that nickname coming from grayson isn't because he hates the nickname; it's because he hates hearing grayson calling him by zane's nickname.
it's like, yes it's a dumb nickname thought up by unimaginative americans and he doesn't even like it, but it's zane's, his partner's, nickname for him. and even if he doesn't like it - even if he'd rather never see zane again - the fact remains that there's a sense of familiarity and closeness associated with the name "johnny" that jean can't just shake off. grayson calls jean by that nickname because he's mimicking and mocking that closeness jean and zane have or had. and jean can't help but feel it as a violation of something that he holds close.
#maybe i'm talking out of my ass but holding onto things that hurt because they are familiar is very much#part of the whole dysfunctional/abusive relationship handbook#i really love 'johnny' as a nickname in general#it's always either endearing and intimate or patronizing as fuck and absolutely sickening/fucked up#both cases are really fun in stories and i can't believe i haven't talked about this before?#anyway i think we can be fairly certain jean doesn't like the nickname because if he did that'd be what kevin calls him#aftg#the sunshine court#jean moreau
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someone needs to make a guess remix x 2010/2011 dan edit cause it just works
i have literally connected these 2 dots before omg... i was thinking i can see dan loving this song for this exact reason lmfao. the billie "don't have to guess the color of your underwear already know what you've got going on down there" part unfortunately is very relevant. it was truly a dark time for men's fashion. anyway this would be a great edit you're right anon
#i have such a vivid memory of being in the school cafeteria circa 2010 and seeing a boy sit down#and his jeans slipped completely off his ass because he was wearing them so low#that they just slid right down under his asscheeks when he sat down. so he just had his whole ass in underpants touching the chair#like the jeans were below his boxers you could see part of his bare legs#absolutely insane times#phan#dan and phil#dnp#ask#wait is this a spoiler?#titspoilers#just to be sure dklslskdjglj i dont think it is but i dont want ppl to get mad at me
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"Rolling in the Deep" by Adele is kaeluc coded in the very specific sense that I can see ModernAU Kaeya showing up at Diluc's door and singing it at him as like, a bit.
#we could have had it AAAAAALL#rolling in the DeEEeEeeP#meanwhile diluc is just standing there#candle holding nightcap wearing ebenezer scrooge ass#absolutely befuddled like wtf kaeya it's three am#albedo and amber are backup dancers#jean is there for moral support#kaeluc#luckae#kaeya#diluc#genshin kaeya#genshin diluc#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#genshin impact#genshin
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i do actually want the x-men and the brotherhood to bond in my AU where logan joins magneto and then they merge groups, they should all end up a big ol non nuclear family, im just really obsessed with outsider POV so the idea of everyone being forced into close proximity and experiencing this slightly feral little polycule of a family really itches my brain. i need logan and wade to eat each other in front of scott
#i want logan face down ass up getting pounded by mystique(transformed a dick for him cuz he loves that) and absolutely no shame#as jean and storm walk into his bedroom and realize they Really need to knock in the future
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omg i forgot i had recordings of my red scales libra of souls groh vs grøh fights
#it's ya pal jean#not sharing it unless requested bc i was playing mashcalibur and smallcalibur#absolutely not sharing the recordings of never cease quest fight... i only got recordings where i got my ass kicked#iirc i had to break character and swap to siegfried#identity stolen in the end but at what cost
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My main takeaway from TSC now being the second trilogy is that I'm gonna spend the next two books waiting for Stuart to do his routine of showing up out of nowhere, being an absolute cunt for no reason, and then leaving at least one more time. Do I think it will happen? No, I didn't even expect it the first time. But a girl can dream.
#I also like being able to fully call it the second trilogy it's such a neat separation from original canon that recognizes the time that has#between installments. and its simmetrical and scratches my brain. win win#other niche thing that I will need is a name drop or truly just any confirmation that Ichirou's fiance is real#only because I truly don't believe she exists. also RIP my man for getting married at 24 I still mantain he should have been at the club#Nora Sakavic has the chance to be the funniest person alive and make that fiance Allison.#absolutely implausible AND impossible but it would be. So funny. You go queen canonize the rare pair you basically made up for a tumblr pol#third niche thing is that I want more Zane. i know that one we're definitely going to get unless chekovs gun gets shoved up someones ass#my guess is he's either gonna be a whistleblower for the press or kill himself in front of Jean. no in between. 50/50 odds honestly#i say niche bc I am fully aware I am the only person in this fandom that fucks with Zane#but that's fine. a boy would be the son of France etc etc etc#stuart hatford
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guys can we talk ab jensen in wide leg jeans. bc why does his ass look amazing in everything but ESPECIALLY those
#no bc something ab wide leg jeans makes the ass pop and lemme tell you jensen is no acception#jackie is genuinely so upset ab it bc jensens ass Does look better in most pants than hers do#but something ab the wide leg ripped pants really does some things for him#jensens thighs and ass are absolutely amazing (which is why he hates shorts bc shorts do not fucking agree w that shit)#but jeans? mhm#also personal hc that jackie and bryce noticed that first day in the locker room#so bryce was sitting there like hello hottest man ive ever seen while jackie rolled her eyes ab it#jensen valentine
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go ahead and try to convince me that rain isn't obsessed with dew's pancake ass
#you can't#he's constantly smacking it#little pats in public#but SLAPS in private#dew doesn't get it#but that doesn't stop him from asking rain if his ass “looks good in these jeans”#and rain is salivating#sometimes certain clothes/poses rain can see a little cake and goes absolutely feral and drags dew somewhere private to get a closer look#shitghosting#raindrop#rain ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#the band ghost headcanons#hc#gloom rambles
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dorian's awful tuxedo outfit
#i'm sure this was some kinda fad from the 80s aoike thought would fit him but by god#the collar....#the fucking. whats that jeans#it reminds me of those pics of robert pIant wearing suits when hes like 22 and he looks like absolute ass#led zeppelin shoujo yaoi manga tag
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I was in a massive rush to get back to city centre for an infrequent late Sunday night bus but the view from the street down below always looks great from this bridge so I had to get a shot
#I absolutely hauled ass immediately after this#I haven't ran for a bus since I was a child#I really extend my gait when I run so to onlookers I must have looked like a damn giraffe bookin' it past them at high speeds#running in skinny jeans was more comfortable than I expected#they probably would have made my ass look great while running tbh ngl#newcastle#photography#phonecrap
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sometimes people seem to be attracted to me and every time I'm like
#i think a lot of it is bc it's never like. in the context of me TRYING to be attractive#most of the times i think i've gotten hit on i was wearing like?? big shorts or shitty jeans and a large shirt and often#sweating my ass off. just absolutely dripping. not in a sexy way.#i never get hit on when im purposely trying to look good :(
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why did god give his weakest transmasc the fattest thighs and ass
#dysphoria going hard the past while goddamn#my only pair of fitting jeans were dirty when i had to run to the store yesterday#so i put on a pair of skinny jeans that used to be kind of baggy#but apparently my ass has only gotten thiccer as ive gotten older so they were so fucking tight#so ive been in absolute hell since#can i get a wahoo#mine#rambles#trans talks#body dysphoria
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