#and then spices is very scrunkly

[the-insouciant-scientist]

are you still accepting the mistletoe meme? Spwines for 3! Thank you! (I love your style btw <3)

Pictures taken seconds before disaster (CHOMP)

[thehistoriangirl]

my mexican twin.... I DEMAND MORE LATINX READER X VIKTOR!! (politely) i think its just fun to see representation even in lil silly fics hehe

TWINSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SUMMON YOU!!!!!

For now I have some headcanons I would love to write into fics but I haven't had the inspiration to do it as prettily as I wish to 😭😭 I hope you like them 💛💛💛

Okay so the headcanons:

Viktor x Latinx gn!Reader (SFW)

TW: These are Mexican-related (bc I'm Mexican lol), but some can apply to different Latin cultures! :3

He DEFS gains a few pounds once you two start dating

Like either because YOU feed him (sometimes against his will bc he's """soooooo busy""" (shoving him a torta de milanesa during his lunchtime)

Or because YOUR FAMILY feeds him once you present him over. Imagine your cool grandma/cool aunt inspecting it with 😱😱😱😱 faces because MY MAN IS SO SCRUNKLY. It's a family's duty to up some pounds on those bones

And he enjoys to be being pampered you know, I imagine him like the classic "Oh but I'm full already 🥺" when you put another bowl full of pozole in front of him, and then he says he's only eating it for peer pressure around the table--but that's. a LIE!!!!

Yall can't tell me he doesn't get a round bump after a particularly yummy party. He's like starting to doze off on the table like a baby after eating his fourth tamal during your cousin's XV años.

Even if at night he's like 🥺🥺🥺 "my love my tummy hurts" (for the spice, idk why i headcanon he can get gastritis really easily lkfhjdklfjf) and here it goes the milk remedy winkwink

Also pan de dulce 👀👀👀 he falls in love with pan de dulce istg, and he can eat it with milk????? sign him the fuck up. The same with pastel de tres leches

Also he starts to mumble songs in bad Spanish--an idea @apuwu had talked with me over Discord before JKDJHDFJKFJH. My man is just vibing without knowing the grisly lyrics behind a seemingly happy tune

But you prefer not to tell him because he just looks so adorable mumbling it mindlessly while working <3333

He doesn't dance much bc his legs hurt if he keeps putting pressure on it during too long, but you can definitely coarse him into dancing one or two.

Otherwise he just likes to watch you dance, even if you don't really know how to/are a lil bit clumsy. You look very happy dancing with your family/friends that he gets smitten all over again

He's kinda scarred for life once he saw kids breaking a piñata during one of your nephews' birthdays & un bolo during a baptism (where the hosts throw money so the guests could pick it up) (iykyk)

He started to watch telenovelas by mistake. Like maybe you were watching one or just putting it like white background noise while doing something else.

And at first he was like 🙄🙄🙄 "if the characters would do X thing or Z, this problem would be easily resolved/this problem wouldn't exist", and you tell him that it is for the 💥d r a m a💥

As it happened to the best of us when you're hanging out in the living room and your mom is watching a telenovela---Viktor just gets HOOKED. He doesn't know when it happened or how but he is invested

Sometimes you arrive home from a date with your friends and find Viktor and Jayce watching a telenovela on the couch

[For context, in my lil derange mind, in a contemporary AU Jayce is Latino. No i will not elaborate thank you]

He helps you make the Día de Muertos ofrenda <3333 he just loves to gets all craftsty and he's so interested about the concept that he even brings a photos of his passed family members. May even cook something they liked to put it in there alongisde yours :3

For now that's all! I hope to make some short fics with these soon! Like during Independence's Day KDJFDJKFJHF <3

[bardicbeetle]

Hey, dotr-rose-love here! 4, 9 & 14 from the Fan-tastic ask game, only please do add a why to question 14. Why do you think that character would become a fan favorite. ^^

Fan-Tastic Asks

Ooooh, alright!

4 - Assign your WIP a taste.

is it too on the nose to say blood?

Hmmm, honestly given the amount it shows up, I'm going to say it tastes like citrus and cinnamon, warming spices, a simmer pot going in the winter or a fresh cup of spiced tea.

9 - You’re browsing the Internet and you find a weird piece of unlicensed fan merch for your WIP. What is it?

I spend so much time buying unlicensed fan merch for other things, this feels like a very me question.

The way my brain immediately went custom ita bag wow, if only I could ever be that beloved.

ANYWAYS.

Probably those little acrylic shaker charms that are like, a pocket of air or liquid shaped like a snack/gummy package or a drink and full of thematically relevant objects? I have a KH with a paopu in it. I can see there for SURE being one of those for like, at least Isaac.

His and Moira's come to mind easiest. Isaac's full of the little thermoses of blood and wooden stakes and tiny books. Moira's with little art supplies and a tea kettle and like, a little mini Moira in her blanket cocoon. Yeah, I could see that being a thing.

14 - Which character from your WIP becomes the fan favorite?

Gods, okay, so this is something I have, ehhh a marginal amount of background towards figuring out given the circles I've shared my work in.

With that knowledge I'm gonna say it'll probably end up being Daniel or Isaac. I am not afraid to say they are the type who will end up being pathetic meow-meow typed. Scrunkly. Peak blorbo. I'll stop using internet words I'm barely aware of now.

Anyways. Daniel is the tragic backstory ex mass murderer turned soft parent-friend. He holds the vamp-house together, he keeps them alive and safe and is the one with everything to lose if his past comes knocking. People will eat him up.

Isaac, almost gets murdered multiple times within a very short span of time. He's a bleeding heart, he's offering up his time and his resources for someone he tried to kill two days ago, he's walking into a house full of vampires just to try and save the one barely-still-human life another moment of suffering. He's in love with a monster. He's becoming the monster. He is conflict incarnate. Yeah.

Yeah. it's between him and Daniel.

Thank you so much!

[watertribe-enya]

Jojo for the blorbo ask!!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

I love Jonathan so much, and his death hit me like a train. I was totally unprepared (unspoilered) for that. I'll never stop dreaming up happy little AUs for him and his loved ones. Thinking about his tragic death is fun too, but in a different way

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

The people in this picture are very baby shaped

Jonathan was such a lucky man

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Aside from the part 1 characters? Avdol, the thing he had going with Polnareff was both fun and tragic. Although I could have lived without the tragic part (at least the second time around)

Trish is great too. I'll admit I didn't connect that much with the Vento Aureo characters, but I love Trish and Spice Girl.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

George/Jorge whose only fame comes from that batshit insane novel featuring his name. Canon treated the poor guy criminally bad. Here we have Jonathan and Erina's lovechild, the legacy of the Joestar bloodline...ooops he's dead. The man managed to woo Lisa Lisa, that alone is worth a chapter of it's own!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Santana, who is kinda the Jojo version of Phos from Houseki no Kuni. Constantly insulted by his peers for his supposed weakness, and ultimately abandoned by them. He's even trapped in stasis after being shattered into pieces.

Diego kinda counts too, I was very confused when our heros in Steel Ball Run were so hateful towards him. As if he did anything remotely as cruel as OG Dio. He's certainly a (evil?) jerk but nowhere near that bad

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Kars, if only to get a reaction out of him. The guy lost almost everything and barely lost his stoicism. There was some anger here and there, but even that was very surpressed.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Stroheim, without any hesitation. Some people in the fandom seem to think that you can murder civilians in Mexico and all over Eastern Europe and still get to go to heaven. I don't.

[billiewena]

the witcher for the blorbo fandom ask game!

I had to look up so many names for this, my roommate who is obsessed with the games is gonna KILL me. anyways this is just based on the netflix show so:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): YENNEFER <33333 also FRINGILLA, especially after that dinner scene in s2. this is probably not shocking to anyone (powerful & dangerous woman apologist likes the powerful & dangerous women, more at 11)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is so shaped): ciri omg, ESPECIALLY in s2. jaskier fits here too I think. and triss!! (at least for most of the season haha)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): vesemir and also nenneke from the temple, they’re just so...nice??? also lambert & coen!!! they just seem fun, I liked their banter with ciri.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): RENFRI, I would watch a show just about renfri. what do you mean she's only in the pilot. also, that deaf elf who helped them the sewers. barely knew him :( I've been told by my roommate that I will probably enjoy the Owl Girl in S3 and she did have a great 0.2 seconds so.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): jaskier is of course the truest, purest definition of poor meow meow so he is my pathetic fave and my very important bad bisexual rep. he literally wrote a break-up song about his boy bestie. I don't know what characters are hated enough by the fandom. so if there's a woman character that's hated, go ahead and assume I like them.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I guess I haven't listed geralt himself for any of this but look, I do enjoy him (he's a good guy!! he's a dad!!!!) I just have no original thoughts about the guy. so let's say him since it'll spice things up. how's that song go? 🎵 I love it when hot guys cry 🎵

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): the knight dude, mawwr? hate that guy. everyone in cintra was doing FINE and living PEACEFULLY and then he came and ruined everything. there were some guys in S1 that that definitely deserved to go too (like that guy who was responsible for renfri), it’s been a second since I rewatched that season tho.

blorbo ask game (send me a fandom!)

[asterdeer]

fandom ask: Merlin bbc - bc i KNOW morgana's your poor little meow meow and i literally followed you bc of your gwaine post, so i am deeply in love with those takes already and want to know more

asldkjasldjks every time i remember that u followed me for the gwaine post i get a little more grateful that the post was made <3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) BOY uh. i feel like morgana is going to get a lot of these. but also, merlin! he is just So Messed Up and I'm obsessed with it.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) elyan <3 every time he gets screentime i'm like !!!!! there he is !!!! so shaped. but also gwaine bc !!! my heart does flips. like he flips his hair. best knights for sure

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) morgause!! i don't know if she's actually underrated/underappreciated in the greater fandom but i don't see nearly enough morgause stuff. ALSO how could i forget leon!!!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) i was having a hard time with this but then i remembered queen annis! i love her, every time she's in an episode she's a highlight.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) yeah it's morgana 👀 to be very fair i don't think this is that controversial or unpopular anymore, but she very much did get the short end of the stick back in the day. i love her v v v much and think she should have gotten to do more violence and vengeance.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) arthur </3 you are so full of potential and yet. for ur clotpole crimes u are sentenced to the plinko. maybe unpopular opinion but gaius in the later seasons deserves the plinko too.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) is it TOO obvious to say uther? i mean i can say agravaine for some spice but i truly despise uther

[romijuli]

mm fire emblem for the ask game? (you like fe right? im trying not to repeat anyone 😅)

yeah fire emblem's cool!! a lot of these are gonna be three houses or awakening, with a few other games for spice. does tokyo mirage sessions count actually. whatever it's here it's TECHNICALLY fire emblem

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): linhardt threehouses!!! adhd icon. also chrom i love that man and CELICA

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): bernadetta threehouses, brady from awakening (i'm very soft for characters that look tough and are total softies. oh he and juza would get along), tiki in general but the tms version specifically (she's basically a vocaloid its SO good)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): CASPAR so many people dislike him or are at least iffy about him but he's a friend.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): the entire cast of tokyo mirage sessions i adore them. oh!!!! and the fe4/5 guys!! i really want a remake/port/whatever of that one

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): i think kronya threehouses is neat. she's terrible but neat

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): honestly like. everyone?

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): the reni-lookin fucker from TMS, fuck that guy

[hebescus]

uhhh the eternals for the game?

hey flame! gajsg ty for this 😭

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

my beloved beloved makkari. she's the sugar spice and everything nice in eternals. she's like the cinnamon in your warm drink. (don't let me talk obscurely abt characters' taste pls i would not stop). like my dad (who also loves her) said, she knows what's she's doing. and what she's doing is making me and druig love her.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

jack. he is like one of best kid in the mcu. plus he literally has the coolest dad in universe. what a win.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

sprite!! she's just like me fr. she's not even underappreciated she's straight up overhated imo :(

also pls more phastos appreciation he's fucking amazing.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

hmmm, i don't think i really care abt anyone obscure. so mayne the closest thing are ben or karun?? ben's a great hubby and karun is a great valet. their vibes are nice.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

sprite? maybe? or druig? no one in here is really pathetic enough to be counted as my poor little meow meow tbh.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eros. if i was thanos, wrinkly grape looking and all and have harry styles as my brother i'd be very petty too.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

ikaris. but he's already in the sun so what's the point, really? or maybe that's the point? who knows