#and then i remembered they got divorced :/
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I relate to Arthur Lester because I also get fucking angry at John every 10 minutes, and then swing violently the other way into loving him more than can be described
#listen I love him but. every time he does Something I remove him (temporarily) as my favorite boy#I remember on my first listen through I got to episode 18 (?) and he did That#and I fully wanted them separated#and then not even five minutes into the next episode he was back to being my blorbo#I am a child of divorce and I take Arthur’s side almostevery time I’m sorry#malevolent#malevolent podcast
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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time
#xmen#x2: x men united#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#not really but yes it is#snap chats#secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj#part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc#def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did#that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc#girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick#As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint#i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail#like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA#LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3#i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked#its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh#kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye
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you said bribes?? :> 40 whole seconds ago??
and i do love smallidarity so win-win! (love boat boys too, but i'm an ethubs shipper till the end) speaking of ethubs... could i request something fluffy with Etho and Bdubs? whatever you're in the mood for with 'em! romantic or platonic!
Pick up your lanky ass minecraft-boyfriend bridal-style! Why? Well, it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
#my art#asks#thatonewatercat#ethubs#divorce duo#etho#ethoslab#etho fanart#ethoslab fanart#bdubs#bdubs fanart#bdouble0100#bdouble100 fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hermitshipping#thank you tumblr user thatonewatercat for giving me an excuse to rework my bdubs design! and also an excuse to draw a silly etho because-#-he's one of my favorites of my designs. not sure why he's just fun to draw.#and not they're BOTH fun to draw!#Anyways they've technically got the same haircut. Bdubs just gets it cut more regularly whereas etho doesn't remember to cut it as often#but they got matching haircuts one time and now it's just the default that the both of them get every time#also for reference my bdubs is a halfling(aka hobbit) and woodelf cross-- he just more heavily resembles a halfling. doesn't have the nose-#-marking though!#and my etho is human adjacent? I had him as a wolfwalker but I might make him a normal guy again idk#also final note sorry this has taken so long. and also sorry to the other ask in my inbox from the LAST poll I took bribes for. it's been-#-months. I'll get to it after artfight I prommy#oh and also all the other ask requests... the canon/fanon/mine has quite a few im gonna need to get on those
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i never really post my callus sketches... but here... take some of these old ones... finally... my first callus art post... (he's a durge!!)
#i still get notes on his post IDUSFHFSDIUSFDHUI#so i thought i would provide a few crumbs to the few who remember callus#hes not doing too good he just got divorced lol#<- no context for this statement just roll with it#bg3#baldur's gate 3#durge#bg3 durge#dark urge#bg3 dark urge#bg3 oc#baldur's gate oc#dnd#dnd oc#dnd art#dnd character#callus posting#bob the artist
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Crassus, Caelius, Cicero, Catiline, Conspiracy
boy howdy these four sure are something. not featured in this soup of C names, Caesar! what on earth happened here.
Plutarch, Crassus
Sallust on Crassus, Ronald Syme
Patron and Client, Father and Son in Cicero's "Pro Caelio"
Crassus' New Friends and Pompey's Return, Eve J. Parrish
Catullus and His World, T.P. Wiseman
Cicero's Catilinarians, D.H. Berry
#flash back to several years ago when I said I could never retain info on Catiline. Turns out the missing link was Crassus lmao#about halfway through drawing this i realized hbo rome era james purefoy would make a really good catiline#which is. not a good thought. bc when i start figuring out casts is when i start thinking thoughts like 'oh what if i did a comic'#conspiracy spotted. absolutely no survivors found here. good grief. we got whatever is going on with caelius. also some kind of divorce#but actually. hey cicero. HEY CICERO. I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS. FOR YOU ACTUALLY---#i remember kaine told me about the executions but i did not fully appreciate. exactly what any of it meant in context. i have context now!#i should've been drawing the man with fucked up wall shadows the entire time. my god.#drawing tag#roman republic tag#catiline#Lucius Sergius Catilina#have i never. tagged him by his full name here. i should draw him more#cicero#marcus tullius cicero#marcus licinius crassus#marcus caelius rufus
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the cangel crumbs i got in buffy season 2 just made me more in love with them than i've been in a long time. LOOK AT THOSE TWO. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE GONNA FALL IN LOVE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE GONNA CHANGE EACH OTHERS LIVES FOR THE BETTER
#like legit before this rewatch i was like..... i know i loved cangel a lot but i was so divorced from the franchise that#i couldn't be sure how i'd feel during a full rewatch#and i was completely prepared to go harder for other ships bc rn i'm very..... let myself roll with things#and give up my past opinions and impressions and just let it unfold and let my heart and mind take it all in fresh#and yeah. i was like...... so spun over the interactions they got#just because we don't get ~endgame~ (not that that's lol a real thing in this universe or important at all) doesn't make the journey lesser#i love them so much entirely as is#even if i would love to reach inside the screen and shift things all the way around#buffyrewatch2k24#cangel#i just have a lot of feelings#god remember cordy defending angel to buffy a day after she found out angel was a vampire at all#and i still am SO curious how cordys gonna take it when he shows back up post-evil era#aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i'm excited
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reading a fic rn when cherik are so entirely smitten for eachother its driving me crazy
they aint even together yet
gonna need this translated to the big screen (cherik specifically not so much the fic even tho its good)
need to see gay people on my television 😔
#if the mcu makes a movie with the xmen in it cherik should be married on genosha like we left off in dp#or maybe divorce came for them again who knows#charles is peeking over the thing where i write my tags#STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT#i just got a random sense of festive joy come over me#its still november ☹️#gonna watch dark pheonix later today then i might share my opinions on it#i might throw hands with a few people in that movie who knows#thank god moira aint in it (from what i remember) cause i would throw her to the dogs if she was#i’m to think of a plot for my ready player one au but i’m kinda struggling#the creative side of my brain hasn’t been used in a while its covered in dust#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto#professor x#xmcu#if the mcu makes a xmen movie eriks hair needs to be white and maybe a few obvious hints pointing towards cherik#just saying
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still can't stop thinking about the fact that they have demigenders in tevinter but if you're in ferelden you're still using medieval euphemisms for being gay. there are some extremely funny situations to put several characters in
#veilguard spoilers#do we think mary enjoyed tevinter. ive now seen the letter from cullen and it's very funny. maybe tevinter is#when she decides to divorce him actually.#also tarquin has a full beard. so do we have magical hrt#i invented magical hrt for MY trans ocs but now i want to know what they think magical tevinter hrt is supposed to look like#i was going to do a bit where marcus cant answer what his pronouns are because hes too busy trying to remember#the difference between a noun and a verb but i got sidetracked by thinking about how anders would be#the type of cis person to wave their hands and say “oh i dont mind. any” in the pronoun circle#even though they do kind of mind they just want to be an Ally#i think maybe anders would enjoy being trans as a treat but narratively in my worldstate it's not his vibe
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Fellow Devil's Minioners
I have solved the mystery of Rolin and Assad's answers (aside from absolute nonsense trolling, that is) and made them make sense.
To wit:
Armand turned him out of spite?
Make's perfect sense. It was to spite Parkinson's for thinking it was going to be what killed Daniel. If anyone is killing Daniel, it's Armand and it's in a sexy-vampire-marrying way. He called dibs a long time ago.
A pure rage kill?
But of course. Who would not feel pure rage at Parkinson's for daring to try to take his beloved from him? What is a mediocre star to a 514 year-old vampire? What is a human disease? Does Parkinson's truly believe itself to be a match for The Vampire Armand, an immortal who walks in the sun? HA! His blood will obliterate its existence!
See? Now it makes perfect sense. Parkinson's disease said 'I'll be killing the love of your life slowly while you sit there and watch. What are you gonna do about?
Parkinson's disease fucked around and found out.
I made it make sense.
#devil's minion#and worry not friends#the chase happened with baby daniel#and now old maniel remembers this#he is not amused to find out armand played around in his head even more than he realized#the chase is currently on in the present day#old maniel is not amused about this either#fucking immortal idiot is still the biggest dumbest scaredest baby daniel has ever met#canNOT believe he has to run this asshole down now after all of THAT#first he wouldn't vampire marry daniel#now he's finally vampire married daniel of his own free will and he's got cold feet?#little late for that pal#the deed is done the marriage is VERY consumated#armand's not getting a vampire annulment#and daniel has been through two divorces as a human#he will certainly not be going through one as a vampire for fuck's sake#so now he's gotta hunt his creepy fuck husband down#drag him back home and fuck him 'til he cries (sooooo much easier than daniel thought) and then reassure him that daniel's not leaving him#armand is stuck with him now#FOREVER#love story of all time#iwtv#i think this has become a devil's minion shitposting blog#this is not how i foresaw this going when i made it#alas i got into a show designed to make its own fans crazy#and so it has
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this blog turns 4 years old today which is an insane thing to think about
#wdym zukka have been consuming my brain for over four years. when will i be free. hello.#the other day i was staring at fanart of them that i have seen a hundred times and i still felt a thousand emotions#and then i remembered they got divorced :/#anyway today i also just hit a major milestone in my ao3 stats that i#noticed while discussing them w my roommate so thats cool
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max goof is a natural red head
#listen#goof had a red head kid#that was his only kid#it's implied that Mrs. goof was cheating with the milkman#and we know she's out of the picture by the time the goofy movie comes up#so. i say that goofy and mrs goof got a divorce at some point because of the affair#mrs goof was a red head and so was goofy jr.#that was technically the character name the red head had#he is then replaced in the goofy movie by max#Max dyes his hair black to match his dad and i bet he sometimes forgets to touch up his roots#so every now and then max just has bits of red hair until it becomes noticeable or he remembers to redo it#maxley#max goof#goofy goof#the goofy movie#goofy movie
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Him and Mari go so well together..
#power couple fr. except they separated#when the parents divorce: *muffled screams*#they still love each other its UNFAIR#i wish theyd have their happy ending but who knows with this genre..#the fact they both see and remember the other as Good but they got fked up similarly by 1)Kiri's death 2)well. their divorce and separation#give that man a break. but also - give this man the information!! poor dad doesnt deserve to live thinking he caused his son's suicide when#its really - really not the truth#draft i forgot to post lol#maria no danzai
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Ghazan: Hey 'Ren, what do you want for dessert?
Vaatu residing inside her: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Avatar Suiren: A cinnamon bun
Vaatu: NO!!
Avatar Suiren: Two cinnamon buns
#Avatar Suiren AU#Kat and Nia and their multiverse of madness#FOR THE RECORD. this is a joke. my intention isn't to make Vaatu out to be the epitome of all evil#I just randomly remembered this vine and thought the vibes fit#really Suiren in this AU and her relationship to having two Great Spirits inside her is rather fascinating#as in. how can one person carry this immense burden? what do raava and vaatu think of her decision to be the last avatar?#but more often than not I end up ignoring the gravity of it all#in favour of the sheer hilarity of suiren playing an ungodly mix between a marriage counsellor and a divorce lawyer for the spirit kites#so.. take this with a grain of salt#I'm TRYING to be FUNNY. OKAY??#I've got half an hour free since I finished my physics test early so my brain immediately goes into suiren mode#what else is new?#this au is really fun to mess around with :D#the legend of korra#vaatu#ghazan#the red lotus#original character#sotrl suiren
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this is your monthly reminder that i can paint (also a reminder for me. it's been months since i last painted with oil)
Tom Cruise, you scare the shit out of me, but if you ever need your portrait painted, hit me up, king!
@calkale i painted him, as promised! and now he's locked up in the basement. who knows, one day he might even be moved to the furnace room. (the furnace room... the death sentence for all my paintings) (seriously though. what do i do with him.)
Jokes aside, this was really fun to paint! I love doing studies like this! And if you guys have any good movie stills like this (from top gun, Tom Cruise movies, Val Kilmer movies, or maybe things you want to see me paint/draw, or honestly whatever! I'm always happy to chat!) please send them to me (ask box, messages etc. etc.)! I would love to try and paint/draw them!
#pro tip! don't ever try to paint cursive letters in oil paint if you wish to keep your sanity and will to live#i got rid of the patch on the right side cuz... i didn't wanna paint it. it was annoying me. and i have free will. so no more weird patch!#i know i succeed with the likeness of someone when my dad is able to recognize them#“that's cole trickle!” says the man who struggles to identify the friend i've known my whole life.#MELLOYELLO!#cole trickle#days of thunder#i've actually never seen days of thunder#tom cruise#i'm a child of divorce (nicole kidman and tom cruise)#top gun#because in my head i was painting mav the whole time#oil painting#oil on canvas#art#my art#stopthatfool remembers how to paint
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the fun thing about playing make-believe with your friends is that sometimes instead of playing your regular dnd session you instead end up playing a convoluted speed dating game in-universe where you all get so excited about the npcs you’ve made specifically for this purpose and the dates you’re going on in the game in the game that you make plans to play two times in the same week instead of the regular once or twice a month you usually manage
#i invented a character called WRANGLER who is a teenager looking for a date for prom except he’s trying to convince everyone he’s an#adult man. he told everyone he works at the MECHANIC STORE which was originally a genuine misspeak on my part but i leaned into it#one of my friends is playing an imp assistant to the local wizard that we’ve gone to for help before#he’s been doing the dating game for forty years with no luck. we decided he & the wizard have an acrimonious divorce & the imp never got#over it. we had a lot of fun. i also fucked up my throat bc wrangler talks like his idea of an 80s action star#so i’m talking like a teen talking like a gruff dude#chatpost#also my regular dnd character is finally going on a date with the chris pine lookalike blacksmith that was impressed that i ate a bug#for those that remember me posting about that umm. two months ago. or whatever
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Opens my eyes again. I can’t believe there r people that genuinely hate rook hunt for voting for rsa specifically. I mean ppl can and will interpret media differently and have their own thoughts and opinions so I can’t be fussy and say they’re wrong for thinking differently than i do. But I can say that I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!! And I don’t want to. I support rook hunt rights and wrongs but tbh I do not think that one was a wrong!!!!! He voted with his heart!!!!! Leave my beloved weirdo son alone…………..
#book 5 I love u…………..#and listen I’m not a hater of jokes#like the rook/vil divorce memes post book 5 could be p funny lol#HOWEVER!!! however. I feel. in my humble opinion#perhaps some ppl maybe misread the vibe a little#idk may e I’m remembering shit wrong lol but like#ya there was that initial shock and betrayal moment from vil bdbfbfntbgg#wasn’t it right after like ‘vil I’m sorry I caused u pain plz know it’s not bias voting I-‘#and vil was like ‘HUSH I’m well aware you wouldn’t be like that’ or something#I hope I’m not grossly off base LOL but like rook and vil man they know each other so well#rook still surprises vil clearly but vil was still like#ya I know rook and I know that if he voted this way it’s bc he truly believed it#rook is so earnest and emotional and passionate about his feelings FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i love u rook they could never make me hate u rook#like normally I don’t see anything wild but sometimes I catch notes in a passing post#and I’m like dear god why are ppl so intense about character hatred jddjcnfngngngh#personally I love every character in the game. they’re FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!#looks at the clock oh god i got lost in the sauce talking about rook I need to be asleep#sobs wails cries I love my weird freak of a son !!!
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