#and then gets mad at me when i get anxious and defensive when he's acting like im doing something wrong just talking to people

[rigaudon]

I'm so fucking done.

[ryuichirou]

You get asked a lot of dark stuff, and we're all here for it, but what's your favourite wholesome ship/headcanon? Just a change of pace!

Funny enough, Anon, we do have one wholesome hc post! But it’s been a while since I wrote it, and there isn’t much there, so I’ll give one more for some of the ships. Not every single one though, so if you wanted something specific, please let me know.

It’s surprisingly difficult for me to come up with something purely wholesome without any kind of cursed undertone, but I’ll do my best...

1. Out of every possible ship option for Azul (well, there isn’t much for him but), I think Idia is the best for him in terms of potential personal growth. It wouldn’t be easy, but Idia is surprisingly emotionally mature, and I genuinely think he could handle Azul’s issues. Even though both of them are very defensive and tend to see the worst in people and argue with them, they are weirdly comfortable around each other, and it seems like Azul trusts Idia enough not to expect any backstabbing from him. I think they could make each other feel genuinely loved.

2. Lilia and Idia sometimes talk through the night. Of course, they love playing together, but sometimes they just start chatting, and then chat away until it’s 6 AM. Both of them try to keep their distance on the internet, but whenever Idia’s cool internet friend complains about his irl stuff (without details, of course) to him, he feels very happy. Like Muscle Crimson could rely on him, and he could rely on him too. It’s very weird and unusual for Idia to have this kind of connection with anyone who isn’t Ortho.

3. Kalim tried to make breakfast for Jamil one time. It didn’t turn out super well, and Jamil complained that all Kalim did was adding more work for him (even though he’s already overslept – how did that even happen?!), but... it wasn’t absolutely horrible either. For a second Jamil even thought that he could taste just how much Kalim did his best to make something good enough for him to eat. But he shooed that thought away immediately.

4. When Silver and Sebek were younger, there was a period of time during which Silver’s hair got too long. Lilia was away for a while, and Silver couldn’t cut it himself, he didn’t have anything to tie them up with either. After a short while it became obvious that Silver’s hair made it difficult for him to have a proper sparring with Sebek, so Sebek yelled at him, sat him down, and braided his hair for him – he saw his sister and his mother do it, and it wasn’t difficult to remember how it works. Sebek got mad at Silver because Silver thanked him and sounded so earnest and nice, he even said that now that he has Sebek to braid his hair, it shouldn’t be an issue. Lilia came back the next day and cut Silver’s hair short again though...

5. In a very weird way Vil is anxious about meeting Rook’s family. He doesn’t worry about Rook meeting his dad – Rook already knows anything there is to know about Eric Venue, and Vil knows that his dad will at least find Rook amusing. Plus, he talks to him about Rook a lot. But Rook’s family? Vil still doesn’t know a lot about them, and Rook is always super secretive: he just laughs and say that they’ll love Vil when they meet one day, which doesn’t sound reassuring, if anything, it sounds ominous. This man drives Vil nuts sometimes.

6. Ortho loves giving Vil flowers. Even if it’s just one flower, or even if it’s not even flowers but just some weed or berries that are useful for potionology, he’ll present it in a way as if he’s giving Vil flowers. It’s honestly Vil’s fault because he always acts charmed by this, but can you blame him? Ortho is such a little gentleman.

7. This is going to sound weird, but Ortho loves apologising to Idia. They don’t really fight that much, but they do get stubborn sometimes, and sometimes start arguing. Since Ortho is the younger brother and a cutie, he is used to Idia kind of giving up and allowing him to do things his way. But every now and then, when Ortho feels like he overdid it, he hugs Idia and says that he is sorry. And Idia is usually so quick to drown in guilt for making Ortho upset or disappointed that hearing “sorry” from him and getting a hug gets him very emotional.

8. Ace does nice things to Deuce sometimes, but he doesn’t want Deuce to see it. He doesn’t let their roommates enter their room when he knows Deuce is about to call his mom, he always runs first to the cafeteria to take a seat at one table that Deuce once said was the best one in there. He tries to make it look like he is just messing with others, or doing it for himself, but he... doesn’t really know why he does that, honestly. Maybe not to feel bad when he teases Deuce for getting another F.

9. One time Lilia got sick, and Malleus was very surprised to see him in his bed suffering from a fever. He teased him at first, saying that he must be getting old if a little cold got him this weak, but then ended up sitting by his side for two days. Lilia kept grumbling something about Malleus not having anything better to do, but having his company actually made him feel much better.

10. Fellow and Gidel always get each other birthday presents, even if they don’t have any money at the moment. Fellow just thinks that Gidel deserves to feel like he’s the king of the world every now and then, and he would love to treat him at least once a year, but unfortunately this isn’t always possible; a stolen dirty magazine would make Gidel just as happy though. Ironically, Fellow is always surprised when Gidel remembers about his birthday: Fellow himself forgets about it, or rather it makes him kind of depressed. But one time Gidel got (stole) a fat wallet filled with money and kept it hidden for weeks before gifting it to Fellow and having a little feast with him on Fellow’s birthday. What a nice day that was~

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Jason Dean dating someone who's transmasc

Warnings: brief mentions of transphobia, canon typical stuff such as bullying, swearing, violence, murder, etc, slight suggestive things but nothing that's full on smut (I might make another post with that later), smoking (because we all know our boy JD smokes like a chimney), mentions of dysphoria, mentions of menstrual cycles/periods, some forcemascing by JD (sorry I couldn't resist)

A/N: I did a Veronica version of this like two years ago and since I'm currently obsessed with JD (and it's pride month) I felt the urge to write one for him too (also because I've come to the conclusion that I might just be transmasc and not genderfluid so this is mostly just written for me)

I wanna start off by saying that yes JD is an asshole, but he'd never be (intentionally) transphobic. However, if he thought you were trans then he would push your buttons a little bit to see how long it would take you to admit it, especially if you met before you came out

Let's say you two started dating when you still saw yourself as a girl or something (I know that JD's supposed to be "straight" or whatever but he's bisexual to me okay fight me on it). If he saw you acting a little uncomfortable being referred to as his girlfriend or having to use the women's restroom at school he would 100% call you out on it

Not in a degrading way or anything like that, just to see how you would react to it. The second you start to get defensive or give him the silent treatment he shuts up, not only because he accomplished what he set out to do but also because he feels a little bad

Eventually you just decide to rip off the bandaid and come to terms with the fact that you're actually a trans guy, him being one of the first people you tell. His only real response to this "startling revelation" is to look at you and go "Yeah I kind of figured that one out for myself already, I was just waiting for you to"

Your worries that he'd want to break up with you after telling him disappeared almost immediately as you crossed your arms and rolled your eyes at him. "Ha ha, very funny smartass"

If you decide you want to cut your hair shorter then he will absolutely offer to help you with it, insisting that there's no reason for you to go to a professional with him there (it's totally not just because he's very possessive and would never let anyone else touch your hair other than him, that's crazy)

You may have wore his clothes some before, but he practically begs you to do it after you come out. Why would you ever need to go shopping when you can just raid his closet, y'know? Plus seeing you in them really turns him on

He gets ten times more protective afterwards too, constantly following you around to make sure you're okay. You could have classes that take place at the same time on opposite sides of the school and he'll always skip his to join you. Eventually the teachers just move his class schedule around to match with yours since he never attends his anyway

Always has an arm wrapped around you no matter what, especially if he sees someone like Kurt and Ram passing by. It's best to distract him with kisses or something so he won't hear the things they call you and get mad (he hears them anyway but can't resist making out with you so he lets it slide for the time being)

Speaking of making out, he does it with you everywhere and all the time, whether it's a modern au or the 80s. He's not worried about what people say or do, usually letting his gun do all the talking. He shoots them is what I'm trying to get at here lol

Most people are much too scared to even breath too loud near you because of your attack dog boyfriend but if it ever does happen that you get bullied (whether that be verbally or physically) he will go out of his way to make sure the local morgues, cemeteries, and funeral homes have plenty of business

Feeling anxious or stressed about having to spend time with/be around someone who misgenders/deadnames you? Just let him tag along. He might not say much but what he will do is very passive-aggressively correct said person on their "mistakes". It pretty much always works as no one wants to argue with a guy who frequently carries a gun

It's not the best habit around but he probably gets you hooked on smoking at least occasionally, especially if he hears you complain about your voice being too high. Oh, you're worried that you sound too feminine and "girly"? He has the perfect way to get you that low and gravelly voice that you want! You think he's talking about voice training or something until he hands you a pack of cigarettes and with the most serious expression ever says "these will do wonders"

Even if you don't smoke religiously like he does it's kind of hard to resist it completely given how often he lights up a cigarette (and yes, he will blow smoke into your face, because while he loves you he's also an asshole and thinks it's funny when you wrinkle up your nose in disgust at him)

He's not the best at comforting you when it comes to days where you feel dysphoric. Like, he won't flat out say that he thinks you're acting ridiculous because he knows it would only make things worse, but he's also not great when dealing with emotions, so the most he might do is let you cling to him while he gives you a few awkward pats on the back

If this goes on for days borderlining on weeks, however, that's when he'll start to act less sensitive and give you a bit of tough love. "What are you talking about saying that you 'don't look like a guy'? Are you crazy? You really think life would be better if you were still living as a girl? Do you honestly think that would make you happy?"

It surprisingly works, believe it or not. Even if you know he's purposely trying to rile you up it ends up making you feel better and more confident in yourself. Anytime he notices you starting to slip back into feelings of self doubt or insecurity, he just wraps you up in his arms and whispers soft encouragements in your ear. "You were never a girl, you just need to work a little bit harder than others to grow into the man that you are. If anything, that's a testament to your strength for being able to do that"

This certainly happens whenever you're on your period and feel grouchier or less confident than usual. "You're so strong for being able to endure this every month, did you know that? You're much braver than I am, I doubt I'd be able to get through it as well as you"

Sometimes you almost start crying because of how emotional his words make you feel, and sometimes you roll your eyes with annoyance while muttering "you're a condescending asshole" under your breath. Either way it ends up making you feel better, especially when he offers to rub your lower abdomen when your cramps get too bad

If you decide to start HRT then he wants to be there to help you take the shots, even if you insist you can do it yourself (he likes being part of the process of helping you "turn into" a man). Same thing if you use T gel or whatnot, he gets really pouty if you ever apply it without him

He's not really the best person to do "guy bonding" activities with unless you like making pipe bombs or planning the murders of people you hate (hypothetically speaking, of course) but if there's anything like that you want to try out then he'll definitely be there to support you. Like I don't know, hunting/fishing? Or watching sports games while drinking beer? Or breaking out the toolbox and fixing things around the house? Sorry I don't really know things that guys do despite being one myself 😭

The only exception to that is probably car maintenance. I see him as being very protective over his motorcycle and learning how to take care of it himself so he doesn't have to worry about taking it to the shop and having them screw it up. He'd be happy to teach you about how to change your own oil and might even teach you how to ride it as long as you don't accidentally scratch up his paint job. He might not kill you for it, but he will be very upset and end up ignoring you for a few hours afterwards

Purposely introduces/refers to you as his boyfriend in front of others just to see your face light up with confidence. It's not like JD has a lot of friends or anything but anyone that he does know feels as if they've met you already because of how he much he talks about you (he's totally that one annoying person you know who never shuts up about their partner ever)

All in all, I'd say he's a relatively good boyfriend in general, but especially if you're transmasc. Solid 8/10 (one point was deducted for his slight insensitivity and another was due to his crazy streak. Sorry JD I promise I still love you </3)

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[morangoowada]

Queerplatonic Aoi and Kiyotaka... the beloveds...

I love queerplatonic relationship, especially as someone on the ace spectrum ❤

Also, i think Mondo and Mikan could have a beautiful relation after they got over the screaming and crying part

You're so real for that honestly, I truly believe that queerplatonic relationships sound better than romantic ones, at least for me...

Owamiki have the potential of making each other better, or making them worse. They're both very traumatized individuals and because of their own approach to their trauma they act like opposites from each other, Mikan is very insecure and anxious, she's always crying and apologizing, thinking that people want to do something bad with her. While Mondo kinda keeps that anxiety of his in check, but he gets easily defensive around people and that's why he's always mad, shouting and fighting. So because of their attitude, they're very different from each other and clash a lot, for example when Mikan thought Mondo wanted to hit her because he started shouting at her, or Mondo getting defensive when Mikan mentioned he didn't get himself hurt again and that she also gets nervous around people like him (I think all these interactions can be seen in Ultimate Talent Development plan in V3). So I believe that in order for them to work out, they would need to heal from their own traumas first, maybe they could work that out together, but they would have to WANT to heal in order to do that because no one can heal if they don't want to. But judging by their small amount of interactions together, I think they could be better with each other, after all Mikan is seen taking care of Mondo's wounds and caring about him, and Mondo is also... One of the few characters who doesn't treat Mikan badly, it seems like he also kinda cares about her. And the strongest reason for me to believe that they could help each other heal is because they're already seem stepping into the beginning of healing

This is just the beginning, but the fact that they're open to be better around each other is a good thing, specially because Mondo's temper and Mikan's constant crying and apologizing is tied to their own traumas

[spacemanxephos]

also also also (my thoughts seem to revolve exclusively around xephnable, sculk, and lalna lmao) there’s a Beautiful Parallel between the sculk and lalna outright

the sculk is indirectly characterized to be highly defensive. the shrieker block, which summons the warden, was directly compared to a burglar alarm essentially. the sculk only calls in its biggest weapon after 3 times once its truly scared.

something that is scared of being hurt, that has somewhat closed itself off, has plenty of traps to catch what could be considered dangers, and has devastating power if that is really, really, really needed. sculk or lalna lmao (at least from tekkit behaviors)

Do not get me STARTED on Tekkit Lalna, especially in regards to how it plays into Xephna /pos

Tekkit Lalna, specifically what we see from his interactions with Blackrock characters, while shyer and more closed off than later on is still very reckless. He’s often anxious about what other people want to do to him and he becomes defensive and overreacts (nuke under base, rythian in a bubble, etc). He lacks a lot of tact and understanding of others, and I attribute a lot of that to him having been alone for a very long time prior to canon events.

I think about Rythna in Old World, where Lalna was reckless with that relationship. He flirted with Rythian without thinking about the consequences (ie Rythian falling for him) and inadvertently hurt him a lot from that.

…Also blowing up his home town and his best friend didn’t help.

So, when Lalna even gets an inkling of feelings for Xephos, he doesn’t act on it. He’s hurt so many people by acting on his emotions rather than thinking about it first and he definitely doesn’t want to hurt Xephos. He’s not gonna rush into anything.

(Unfortunately, he over corrects on this and it takes them years to get together)- but my point is, the events of Blackrock/Tekkit taught Lalna what not to do in a relationship. It helped him understand people better and how not to hurt them.

Another thing is, Xephos also teaches him how to better navigate relationships. Xephos is hardly good at it himself, literally the most awkward character out of the whole series in my opinion (especially considering he’s an alien from a completely different culture).

But by teaching Xephos about Minecraftia, Lalna himself is able to look at socializing again through a new lense. Walking Xephos through why Minecraftians act the way they do helps him realize and understand it, too. He learns how to express himself better and talk about his feelings, becomes much more extroverted. He opens up- finally there’s someone who’s interested in what he has to say about science, someone who doesn’t run away even when he starts leaning too much into that mad scientist role. Xephos provides another voice, a conscience when Lalna starts to go off the rails.

(This is what i call the “Load Bearing Xephna Theory” because they both keep each other in check and whenever they’re apart shit hits the fan (ie Flux Buddies and YogLabs))

I’ve completely lost the point of this conversation but tekkit lalna is a passion of mine and that era’s impact on Lalna and how he navigates relationships afterwards makes me just aksjdkdkkf

[bingwriterxo]

Another analysis of chaper eight bing! I would like to start of by pointing out how I just love the idea of reader and Tara being glued at the hip😂 our girls are lucky they go to the same university. Reader being very dutifully to her classes and studying made me smile, she’s such a nerd. I love her to bits. There is something so intimate about studying in a library. Maybe that’s just my nerd talking. I knew the subject of Tara’s mother was going to come up eventually…but I will say I was surprised so soon. As soon as reader let the words out I will admit I was a bit taken back. I knew tara would get defensive and spew out words of anger…I knew it. As someone whose family is also not nearly the happy framed portrait picture I understand Tara wholeheartedly. My father and I sort of have the same relationship as tara and her mother. So it was easy for me to feel almost defensive to if that makes sense. But I also know reader, and her heart was in the right place. She’s such a good person she just wants her girlfriend to be happy. But some things in life are better left untouched. Especially if Tara’s mother is as neglectful as tara speaks of. I knew tara was going to spew words out about readers family, how perfect they are, how normal…how she had the world. What I did not expect was reader acting nervous and anxious…especially at Tara’s raised voice. My first thought was that slime on the bottom of my shoe Connor…but as we learned it was not. Reader leaving and tara grounding back to earth after she let her anger take over and realization hit her was definitely such a real and vivid moment. I cannot say how many times I have had that realization. Testament to your writing bing. Elder sister Sam coming in and picking up the pieces of a brewing tara was simply the best. I also enjoyed Sam practically yelling out readers name at the door 😂 reader acting timid and not sure what to do upon entering Tara’s room warmed my heart, she really is significant other material. I was not expecting reader to spew out the secrets that her family hold. But I will say….the apple Bing….THE APPLE. It might be my English lit in me but the subtle forshadow in chapter seven blew my mind!! Readers father seems like such a good man, I love him dearly, and was sad to hear about readers past familial issues. But I love how it makes her more relatable. She doesn’t let that one thing in her life get to her. Tara finding out that neither family is perfect was such a key moment. Because in reality no family is. No matter how hard one tries. Reader spewing out that “maybe our family will be” Nearly made me cry. I love how innocent it was, so full of hope. And Tara of course agreeing straight away. Such a Shakespeare moment in its finest. I cannot wait to see what you come up with bing. I’m currently trying to figure out why my asks are not going through, hence this anon. But just know I’m still here! I will always be a loyal scholar Bing. (Ps I love how Eddie caused chaos in the statue garden…I bet Nate was displeased)- Houseofwindsor77

my love, my dear, my houseofwindsor77 :D

i swear, even if R and Tara happened to not attend the same uni, they'd still manage to somehow be attached at the hip

tara was definitely extra defensive too considering the stress for finals week -- could make any sane person lose their mind fr

"slime on the bottom of my shoe" is such a real description for stinky man connor

R's father is a good man! now, at least. obviously, when she was a kid, he was out of it -- never showed up to things, always angry, always made her feel like she was wrong -- but he's there now, and he tries to make up for it by being a good father

tara and R forever fr, gonna have their perfect little family (of course, not really, but they can always dream)

oh, nate was so mad at Eddie for the statue garden prank, but he was just glad he didn't deface the shakespeare statue

[dotster001]

Hello I hope you’re doing good, may I have a regular matchup for Twisted Wonderland? I’d say that my personality fluctuates depending on who I’m with but for purposes of the matchup I’ll describe myself how I act around close friends and partner. So, I’d say that most of my friends would say I’m very energetic and clingy. That’s mostly due to how when I was younger I was used to getting brushed off by my parents and “friends.” So once I realize someone likes me enough to talk with me willingly I like being around them 24/7. Although I understand boundaries, and how people want their personal space. Although I’d say every night I tend to lock myself away from everyone and just take time to rewind. When I’m around others though I tend to be judgemental, and not in the negative way most would think it’s the way that I’m very cautious how I’m around others and what they want out of me. Finally I’d say I’m emotional and have mood swings often but I usually try to cover it up in interest for others around me since I don’t want them to bother me or see as if I’m looking for attention when I’m just having a moment. Most of these mood swings are when I’m anxious and I just snap either with anger for a moment or depression and self loathing. And I’ll just add some qualities in a person I can’t stand, but firstly if they act as if they are on a high horse and can’t be wrong pisses me right off as well when they can’t admit when they are wrong as well arrogant people. Thank you in advance ^^

Event Closed

(I love events like this, because I get to interact with a lot of names I see a lot. 😂 Like, I recognize your username, and it's like I'm meeting a pen pal. Anyway, I picked this boy for you right away, so I hope you enjoy it)

I match you with Deuce Spade.

He's perfectly fine with you being clingy. In fact it makes him feel better about his clinginess! When he starts dating you, and even before that, he wants to be near you all the time. He likes to be touching your arm, and talking to you, and hugging you, and having his arm around your waist…he'll only stop if you tell him to.

The first time you snap at him, he gets worried he fucked up, and that you want to leave him. But once you explain that a lot of times it's because you are anxious, he gets relieved, then Uber defensive of you. He'll keep the anxiety provoking things away from you! Never fear! He'll beat up anyone who…again, you're gonna have to stop him.

It's a good thing you aren't into arrogant people, because Deuce isn't at all. He's willing to admit when he's wrong, and often will apologize with a present if you're the one he wronged. He'll give you a single daffodil, then look at the ground like a sad puppy, before asking you not to be mad at him anymore. Then he'll invite you to a picnic in a meadow, where he handmade all the food (basic sandwiches and some brownies) and he'll get you there using the scenic route on his blastcycle.

He likes your "judgementalness" because he has one braincell he shares with Ace. You can use your skills to figure out how to behave around someone, then explain it to him.  It'll save him from a social mishap, and he's so grateful. 

He's fine that you like to lock yourself away at night to rewind. But….

Deuce nervously knocked on your room door.

"Yeah?" He heard your voice call from within.

"It's Deuce. Can…can I come in?" He stared at his feet as he shuffled a little bit with excess energy.

Before you could even have a chance to respond, he spoke up again.

"You know, Deuce Spade? I'm your boyfriend."

He heard you laugh as you opened the door.

"I know who you are, sweetie. What is it?"

"I…I know you like to rewind, but can I come in and cuddle? We don't have to talk or anything, I just want to be close to you," he said, his cheeks turning pink as he looked everywhere but you.

He perked up when he felt your lips on his cheek.

"Of course, love, you're always welcome. You don't have to ask every single night," you laughed.

He followed you back into your room, like an excited puppy, and cuddled up with you on your bed, resting his head on your shoulder, and giving a delighted, satisfied hum.

He watched you scroll through your phone for a couple moments, then kissed your cheek before snuggling deeper into you and falling asleep, much to your amusement.

You weren't even surprised anymore. He did this every night.

[ssobsinternallyy]

hi guys im bringing you my 2012 angst headcanons for the boys because they're silly

on the topic of ANGER:

donnie's anger is very loud, but not like- in the raph way loud. more like "i'm gonna lose my fucking shit" loud. he probably laughs like a fucking maniac when he's pushed over the edge angry. probably screams a lot and doesn't take a single break from screaming. like, take every pent up anxious thought this man has ever had and channel it into this anger. bro is a mess. he probably cries after every anger meltdown he has.

okay okay leo. leo's anger is a lot quieter. he probably funnels all his depression into his anger when he's like, honest to god, genuinely angry. the most you'll probably get out of him 90% of the time is irritation or disappointment. but when he is mad, lord have mercy on your soul. he probably goes to his room to brood after his little anger tantrums and then apologizes later.

everyone knows raph's anger. big loud and scary. he yells a lot of insults and shit. very very very VERY defensive when he's mad. can and will beat the shit out of you and won't feel bad about it unless you're someone he genuinely gives a shit about. after he's done screaming whatever he's mad about, he'll stomp off and listen to music or something. the most he'll do is text you an "im sorry" and then not talk to you for a good few hours.

let's talk about mikey. oh my god, mikey. this man is IMPOSSIBLE to get mad. you CANNOT piss him off. HOWEVER, WHEN YOU DO? bro. you're FUCKED. oh my GOD you are fucked. mikey's anger is COLD. not like, his fake, borderline irritation anger. no, not that. @turrondeluxe has been getting a lot of asks about mikey having anger issues and i SO SO SO agree. the worst part is, he won't say a FUCKING WORD to you, if he's angry. like, if he's fighting you, he will not speak. he can be quiet when he needs to be. and oh my god this man terrifies me. let him go apeshit plEASE. he'd go to his room and blast the most ear-bleeding death metal in existence until he's pushed all of the bad emotions back into their little box in the back of his mind. (as for the aftermath, he'll probably act completely normal the next day, after he's done bottling it all up again.)

more under the cut (tw for eating disorders, mentions of suicidal thoughts/ideations, and just genuinely sad stuff) (also sorry for tagging you fer LOL EVERYONE GO FOLLOW THEM)

some extra headcanons because i like them a lot they make me silly

mikey:

- mikey actually loves reading. he's dyslexic and can't read, but he loves forcing his brothers to read to him. (they secretly love reading to him)

- he probably struggled with an eating disorder of some kind at some point. probably almost killed him too

- also on top of the eating disorder: probably why he’s so much shorter than his bros (bad genes combined with not eating enough [or eating too much to the point of throwing up])

- 100% a metalhead. (i also think he listens to like, green day and nirvana. probably a huge gorillaz guy too. he just listens to whatever)

- master of manipulation. he might not be able to do math but he can crack your brain open like a walnut and pick you apart.

- has a lot of weird not-directly-suicidal thoughts about something happening to him. like "what if that train just hit me and i died" type shit.

- he keeps cat food on his belt so he can feed stray cats in alleyways :3

- raph is his favorite brother. raph is also the only one who knows Just How Much Shit (tm) mikey bottles up. they have a sworn pact to keep it in between themselves because leo and donnie just dont Get It like raph does. and mikey listens to raph and talks to raph and FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK RAPH IS ABUSIVE HE LOVES HIS BABY BROTHER‼️

- he loves april so so so so so much they do everything together. he cries indefinitely depending on how hurt or sad april is.

- gossip king. he keeps tabs on EVERYTHING

- he LOVES hot chocolate.

- trans guy (thanks fer i stole this hc from you)

- “i like everyone as long as they’re nice to me”

- he’s leatherhead’s little baby. LH is like, fourth favorite family member next to raph, donnie, and leo.

- speaks spanish (and russian for some reason?? idk it seemed like a funny headcanon) along with japanese and english obviously

- only texts in slang terms for some reason. donnie’s like, the only one who can semi decipher what he’s saying half the time

- after getting over his ED with the help of raph, leo, and donnie, he begins to treat his body a little kinder. he trains with raph in the morning, and slowly gets his booyah back!

raph:

- he only talks to mikey. he plays up the whole "mehmehmeh i hate mikey he's annoying" in front of leo and donnie but the moment they're alone they are best friends. mikey listens. he listens and he understands and he doesnt get mad at raph and raph loves him so much for that.

- his banter with leo is just petty. it's his second favorite way to blow off steam.

- his first favorite way is to punch old reliable (the punching bag)

- second best cook in the entire household

- he gossips with casey about people at casey's highschool.

- speaking of casey, he likes to spar with casey a lot. not train like he does with his brothers

- was passively suicidal for a long time because of some bad shit he was going through. he only just started realizing he needed help after realizing that MIKEY needed help

- he loves dogs. contrary to popular belief, he likes golden retrievers. (i also hc that he likes chihuauas tho)

- he likes soft indie music. (also probably a huge nirvana fan)

- iced tea lover

- bisexual as fuck

- speaks spanish cause he watches too many telenovelas

- trains regularly, treats his body like a temple.

leo:

- he likes reptiles! snakes, lizards, and little frogs are his favorite :3

- green tea drinker (he likes all tea except iced tea, but green tea is his favorite. chai is a very close second though)

- anxiety 9000% percent of the time, it gets better as he gets older though

- he’s allergic to peanuts probably. he strikes me as a peanut allergy guy

- he loves milk!!! he fucking loves milk!! drinks it every chance he gets!!!

- classical music nerd. (secretly a theater kid as well, has the entire grease soundtrack memorized)

- almost killed himself once (karai stopped him in time and they talked about it. he never tried again)

- donnie and him have the closest relationship. he likes that donnie doesn’t start fights for fun or lose interest in whatever he’s talking about quickly. (not that mikey actually loses interest, but it feels that way cause mikey hates eye contact. makes leo feel like he’s not actually listening.)

- he secretly really loves ICK. mikey always leaves her in his care when he’s off doing something else

- banned from mikey’s kitchen

- karai is his emotional support sister

- reads to mikey on a daily basis

- owner of the most popular captain ryan x reader fanfic on ao3

- kind of bullies his body by pushing it way past its limit at times, but mikey’s helping him with that

- nearsighted

- token straight brother (ik the transfem leo hcs are great.. but its funny to think about him being the only cis straight guy in his household…)

donnie:

- aroace king.

- treats his body like trash (getting better at going to sleep at reasonable hours with april’s help)

- HE LOVES MICE!!!! any kind of rodent actually. (also bunnies)

- black coffee drinker.

- can speak like four different languages fluently. has the third best understanding of japanese and kanji next to leo and mikey (mikey’s being the best because he retains the most of what splinter taught)

- not very spiritual at all but tries his best.

- probably the most depressed out of all of his brothers (pro tip: don’t compare depression guys, just saying he most definitely struggled the most with depression)

- doesn’t have a favorite brother. loves them all equally.

- got over his weird crush on april after realizing that it was probably just him wanting to feel normal. they’re besties now though

- would belittle everyone at a really low point in his life, got help though :D 👍 (he still apologizes about it to this day)

- also banned from mikey’s kitchen (still a better cook than leo)

- most of his inventions are stupid things his brothers though would be funny if he made (50% of the time they blow up in his face, but it’s still fun to mess around.)

- casey is the only one not allowed in his lab without supervision LMAO

- any bad depressive episodes he has usually ends in a turtle pile (HIS BROTHERS FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO SO SO MUCH FIGHT ME RAHHHH)

- he wears his goggles 100% of the time now.

- surprisingly has really good eyesight. the best out of his brothers.

- and lastly, he loves sweet things. even though he’s a black coffee drinker, he loves pastries and asks mikey to make him little sweet things all the time (mikey always agrees!)

thanks for reading this long ass post :3

[castle-dominion]

castle 5x18 the wild rover

plot heavy episode, at least backstory heavy for ryan. I was SO excited during my family watch when I realized this was the episode. I'd seen gifs & read fics & I was stoked. I'll only be able to watch part of it today since I need to leave for work.

Me, a baker: Nice! The crime scene: Me: Not nice!

HOW did he say the name? Jordan can be a man... KB: Castle, I know nothing. Nothing is a dear friend of mine and this is not nothing.

He is SO defensive lol sleep interrogations XD KB: Who says I haven’t already?

Lots & lots of fabric EW CASTLE CRIME SCENE NOT EVEN DEAD MAN'S CUPCAKE BUT BLOOD SPATTER even tho there was likely none there

11.30 or 23.30? Good for him knowing his cars Haha dough. I thought esposito made that pun intentionally Quick maths? (why did I pluralize it?)

Only twice a week? Oh yeah lol this guy has access to all sorts of products & chemicals & machines as a baker.

Hey we get to see ryan's apartment! Jenny (O'Malley) Ryan: Which means you should probably … Me: *confused* Me: *FIGURES IT OUT AFTER I REMEMBER WHAT SORT OF DOCTOR THEY ARE GOING TO* It wouldn't be your fault hun, even if it is your problem. These two are so so cute. Ok I'm clipping that.

RC: I'm going to ignore that Maybe he was planning a new location

Ooh irish mob, remember finn rourke & detective slaughter & the previous episodes where anything was mentioned Ok so the way we count syllables is weird. Irish gaelic (gaelge) has two letters because it gives buffer room between consonants. S is often sh usually when followed by an e or an i or smth, & mh or bh are just like th or ch, it changes the way it is pronounced, usually to a v, sometimes to a w depending on where u are. It is pheonetic! Just a different language! This is the part of the episode I realized what we were watching!

She only knows his as jimmy the baker. She looks so anxious here.

Ryan is back good for him. RC: How did the thing go … with the uh, you know. Do the thing with the thing and give the thing to the doctor. I could clip that lmao ESPOSITO SHUT UP Clip this now His eyes He is not even really kissing her *slaps him twice* THIS WAS .. FUN Edit: someone has it already

lots of clips now heheheh

*asks esposito bc obv he would know*

Love the b plot "this is normal" Man looks mad Only sees bobby s now instead of earlier when he looked at the murder board FRIENDS BACK IN THE DAY? WHAT KIND OF CREW?

UNDERCOVER!?!?!?!?!?!?!? RC: I love complicated!

Why wouldn't you want to leave tho? for her? or for more? Clipping that too "cop"

"just the wife" bro? gay.

Of course he's heard of kevin ryan, even tho it has been 7 years, this is his case! They're impressed & esposito is mad that he didn't tell him

Why would you write down all your illegal stuff like that? I've met ppl who /want/ to make spreadsheets but don't, & ppl who write their stuff but in code Ryan acting like he still knows her, acting like he's still in the mob like "she wouldn't snitch"-- in fact it was weird how she kissed him like girl it has been seven years of COURSE he has moved on You left & she fell on hard times!? Oh no now he feels guilty/ Another jimmy who is a rat? She can... You only found her bc of phone records YOU walked away ryan He is protecting her Wow that's messed up a bit Like with the Ben kid, doesn't want to send someone in unprotected

SOD: Look at you, telling the truth. >:(

You? You are not on the crew bro Yeah BACK THEN not NOW Ryan ryan my dude careful, you don't know if your oconnell cover is still good

Clipping this quote: How long has law enforcement been after that bible? Fifteen? Twenty years? Huh? These guys are drug dealing parasites. When are you going to get another shot to wipe them all out? Look, you want the bible. We want Bobby S for murder. Siobhan wants to keep breathing. Everybody wins. I can do this.

not this one tho SOD: What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? KR: I was Fenton. I can be him again. SOD: Don’t get yourself killed on my account. KR: All right, yeah, you hate me. I get that and I deserve it. But do you want to be put in Witness Relocation or not? Yes or no? SOD: nods. Agent Walker: Detective? Were you serious about that offer? KR turns to him. He thinks for a second & then nods.

Yeah 7 years is a long time bro, he's right course there's a new heirarchy thats how things work they change over time like seven years Martha acting lessons Sad, his wife won't kiss him goodbye Castle & esposito & beckett too watching him in there getting an ID card Nooo they are cutting his hair Wow ugly hair but hey nice outfit, even if it doesn't look like smth he usually wears But I legit cut my own hair a few days after this episode & we actually have similar hair again XD The "I am fenton o'connell" lines throughout that was hhhh I am clipping this right now right now lsdjfskdfj but I have to get ready for work in 15 minutes edit:

I clipped it but I didn't have to

Love how esposito is the taxi driver lol also question: what if he was walking down the street one day & saw someone from the old crew? What then? I mean it's new york nobody looks at anybody but still Of COURSE you don't like it

JE: (sighs) I don’t like this, bro. You don’t have a wire. No locator. ((but u have a cell phone that they can track right?)) KR: If I did, Bobby S would find it. This is the way it’s gotta be, man. ((I haven’t mentioned yet but I like how they call him bobby s, maybe there is a bobby r or a bobby m somewhere)) JE: What’s the name of Agent Walker’s informants who’ll vouch for you? KR: The Mason brothers. Matt and Tony. JE: Where did you do your last stretch? ((interrogating him lol, but r u allowed to know this?)) KR: Elmira, for man 1. Can even tell you my cell number. I know what I’m doing, okay? JE: isn’t convinced. JE: What about Siobhan? KR: Our plan is solid. (he nods like he’s convincing himself, too) I got this. KR: hands him so cash to keep his cover. KR: See you on the other side, partner. JE: Mm-hmm.

Called Kelly's but Siobhan owns it lol also, nice place, must actually run nicely, owning a bar or restaurant takes a lot of work

Tbh it looks like nobody recognizes him. Like he expects to be recognized (after seven years) & ppl are like "what are you standing there for?" not "do I know you?" Oh & NOW people are recognizing him

Siobhan meeting again but pretending it is the first time in years lol. Clipping the punch As long as she keeps her hands off of me

Pushes him back a bit & trying to touch her Maggie got married since u knew her (so siobhan maybe "fenton" got married since you knew him, why would you assume that you can still kiss him after all this time?) How much of that was acting? bc they've already met each other again so they can't just "be" themselves they need to meet each other & then they can be who they are. also funny how she is literally an fbi informant & she was mad that he was a cop

Finally back & able to finish this after like a week ugh & it's already 11.30 bc I couldn't wake up

JE: I’m telling you, man. He’s not the Ryan I know. And I’m not just talking about the haircut and the clothes. It’s like he’s a different dude. ((That's the point)) RC: That’s what he’s supposed to be. He’s in character. He’s Fenton. That’s good. JE: Yeah, but what if he’s not good enough? After seven years he’s gotta be rusty. And these Staten Island boys are no joke. ((That is a good argument...)) Don't want to clip this, but I COULD

Define Yonkers what if it was NOT bobby s tho?

So valid bestie (not clipping it but yeah I NEVER take my phone in when I go to confession. But why was it on when he handed it to liam?) "What'll the missus think?" you know what? I WILL clip this. he's such a Different Person

Bobby is SO pissed at fenton He knows... btw what is up with the accent? I can't tell but it's def there Who's Ben Gideon? Ah & there is where the mason brothers come into play

Wild Rover from the song he was always a rat lmao btw my man has some weird glass sculptures that are shaped like guns & it is,,, something alright Prodigal son? Irish catholics my beloved this is going to be clipped right here Liam SO wants to lol HOLY CRAP trust, brotherhood, fuck-ed-up-ed-ness, this is great. He looks so "hhhh" once he hugs him & liam is just there & omg sdjfah

That wink he gives to siobhan, I could clip that if I wasn't low on time

Clippin this tho If I wasn't watching this with my family I would have literally pulled out my bible from my jeanjacket pocket to find this verse but I knew what it was going to be. But seriously who has them memorized? I only have, like, three verses memorized IF that. this is the day that the lord has made let us rejoice and be glad in it psalm 118:4 & the lord said "let there be light" & light was made genesis 1:3 Only the wicked run when there is no-one chasing them; the righteous are as bold as a lion proverbs 28:1 except I didn't know the corresponding verse for that last one. & ofc everyone knows the corinthians one about love, 1:13, & that one from John (I had to look it up bc I didn;t know the quote nor the verse but thankfully it is famous enough that I got it) 3:16

Check it out, as you should.

What's between these two? Oh wait yeah it is the problem with Jordan. RC:Ah. Perhaps Bobby S had an accomplice. A cold-blooded, murderous sheep. 14 grand? wowie. Yeah THAT was too much fiber, it was DEF planted.

How do you communicate?

Also it has been a night already at least, where is fenton staying? where was he staying before he waltzed into the bar? transcript is incorrect, it is "you know" not "yo" but w/e. Also ryan my man why take off your hood now? Man could use a hat, probs one of those hats that all my irish canadian shetland canadian french canadian ukranian canadian metis fiddle friends wear, it would fit in fine

Esposito hkhjdfkghfjh reminder to myself: talk about the clip when u post it bc there is too much to talk about jshskdjfhskjdhfsjkfhs

He loves her, honestly. But don't kiss her He got her a toy at a ring toss uwu "unlike you" but don't kiss her oh thank goodness

lmao he says waceway not raceway ALL OF THE METRO CARDS!?

I like how they are all old-style phones EXCEPT for his who's fast eddie? Also Liam just standing there (man looks good tho, I like his shirt) & btw when DID ryan learn to play such good pool? (I feel bad for the audio director battling with the visual director over the pool balls) These two REALLY ARE friends who's keane? Also why is liam allowed his phone? & keane just said there WAS a rat, he might have said "u got a rat but you were wrong abt who it was" bobby's eyes what went ALL the way around, was that on purpose? bc that's heck of math there hit the head? Is that another version of hit the hay?

walking right in, I thought For Sure someone would be there NO WHAT IF IT IS THE WRONG SAFE OH NO THE MONEY IS WRONG HE'S GOING TO NOTICE oh thank goodness he didn't look over to see if the bible was there, but he KNOWS smth is up

*o'connell leaves from that same room* who calls someone sport except for dads? Take a ride? Jesus carrying his own cross Ok THAT was sus af, but I mean, if I was a drug supplier then I would also be scared, even if I was not an undercover pig.

(I thought that was the time he did the thing, you know, got the thing off of liam & made the connection, but in the next scene esposito is calling him, calling ryan's phone ofc but still)

Why did Jenny come here? Did they call her here? Love, my dude. Ah yes, not one single reason, many of them Ah HERE is esposito on the phone

I realized this the other day & didn't have access to tumblr & I wasn't even watching but Ryan/fenton Asks Liam Out Loud

fenton/ryan is so short compared to liam also I was SO excited seeing this scene bc I had seen it before in gifs & stuff

Ok so she got nabbed by the cops two days ago so fenton has only been back for two days? they totally could have made this a two part episode. Anyway my point was two days ago & suddenly fenton oconnell shows up mysteriously again & is talking with siobhan, of COURSE they know he's in on it

Oh to PROVE he knew nothing heck man this is a heck of a story (also if he pulled it out of his waistband u know he had no bullet in the chamber & safety on, so you SHOULD check the gun.)

My man would shoot bobby s? a man fenton considered to be a friend even if ryan was trying to take him down? Is that... legal?

Siobhan saying that is not helping his case (& he cocks the gun but he really should not, JUST IN CASE it was already cocked & had a bullet in the chamber, you could have just clogged the gun.) & the music is so good

So... so shoot him yeah lol ofc it was empty

Why r u just giving away your full name lol b'y idk if u can place em under arrest when it is liam, keane, bobby s, & some other ppl too & then also reverse pick pockets? voice so deep when he yells, love it, & calls him javi, I've seen a clip of this so I know it exists & I don't need to clip it myself but I'm tempted to. Maybe later if I don't have to give back these CDs as soon as I thought. Edit: found a clip

that moment of fear,,,, hoo

esposito's gun lol He just knows she's on the other side? Castle just there lmao

ngl I half expected ryan to kiss bobby s. Judas betrayed jesus with a kiss. (& for the last time, judas did not want jesus to die, he just wanted to get jesus away from this town bc there were problems brewing, judas was the finance guy of the disciples, he got mad about mary maggie using perfume on jesus's feet instead of selling it & giving the money to the poor, judas was not the evil double crosser ppl make him out to be) ryan looks almost sad sending bobby away & seeing siobhan. edit:

Also is it freaking dawn? Lucky ryan, changing back into a suit, not only that but a matching three piece suit. He is going overboard in that direction to feel more like himself instead of going no vest just tie or no tie just vest, or jeans no dress pants, or dress pants with a random jacket, this man wanted it to be on the far end of his style spectrum.

Castle & the football reminds me of that time castle Did Not catch the baseball & it crashed into smth & nobody acknowledged it

No like it-- what was it? What (from the diner) are you specifically apologizing for? The tone? not listening? What specifically was the apology in reference to?

Lady macbeth lol & that's why liam was so loyal even after this

No what is jordan ABOUT? Bro I thought james bonde & your dad's book inspired you to be a writer. Markiplier moments. Holding her <3 He remembers his name bc you told him bro

SOD: I was hoping you’d come. KR: I wanted to say goodbye this time. SOD: Goodbye makes me feel like I’ll never see you again. KR: You won’t. ((OOF)) *her face falls, but she knows it has to happen* KR: Tomorrow you’ll be in a new city. Have a new name. You’ll get to start over again. SOD: Why did you do this? Risk your life for me? KR: You know why. SOD, nodding sadly: This Kevin Ryan guy? I wish I would have met him sooner. KR: laughs She leans in to kiss his cheek. He knows he has to leave, and he doesn’t look back when he does. She sighs heavily before she gets back to packing

Also his coat with the collar like that? nice

Finally back home! lmao the music sdjfhsjdfskldfklsdjf clipping this now this is great & fun She's pregnant I'm so happy for them! I am afraid of the passage of time but I am so happy for them! hsdjakhsdkjhfjdh & they are so adorable

What a great great episode! It totally could have been a two-part-er imo, but the alexis kidnapping one took precedent & tbh that's valid. I just really enjoyed this one. As did most of the fandom.

[defiantbird]

In one of my previous jobs, I worked with three of the world's most crotchety, superior-ass older men who I couldn't stand.

They were extraordinarily sensitive (read: took extreme offense at everything) and treated everyone else like an idiot. My defense mechanism for this sort of thing is usually to just pretend I am an idiot because I'd rather them dismiss me than argue with me, and also because I fear that if I ever let myself respond to confrontation, I will not be able to stop myself from going too far. They were utterly insufferable people.

When Jan 6. was going on, someone in the group chat asked what was up and I said "a bunch of loonies are breaking into the capitol building". One of the men said "calling them 'loonies' is really dismissive of how big of a deal this is". At the time my reply was, "fair enough". My thought was "shut the fuck up, Blaine, I can call them loonies and believe they're genuinely dangerous at the same time, can you be normal for five fucking seconds?" This same man frequently acted like the Best Leftist and Feminist but talked down to women like that's what he was hired for.

One of them once got spitting mad at me, ranting and raving, because I asked a question that I didn't realize he'd previously answered. It was the Friday before my birthday and I spent the entire weekend anxious and upset. On Monday he wished me a happy birthday. This was the only time I stood up to one of them.

Another also got spitting mad at me because I reccomended another coworker for a job. He told everyone he didn't want to do this job, so why the fuck would I reccomend him?

They all talked shit about each other behind their backs, they talked shit about everyone, I'm sure they talked shit about me too.

All this to say that I have one of them as a friend on Facebook because he added me and he has my phone number so I thought if I blocked him he'd give me shit by text and I just don't want to deal with it.

And every time I see him post something I just think. God. I hate you. I hate you and those other two twats so much and I can't wait until you all die realizing that you're alone because you've been such tremendous, whiny shits to everyone you meet.

And I had to get that out. Sorry.

[sincelastsession]

I feel completely misunderstood.

Dad was faking what you saw.

I got yelled at in the parking lot.

I got interrupted by him and then bitched out.

I'm not tryto control anyone.

I need accommodation and to be met at least halfway

I don't understand what just happened.

I can't think, I'm anxious as fuck and I feel like I'm going to be sick.

I can't believe how much he manipulated

I don't understand why he thought the apology he sent me was ok. Because he called my mom after sending that bullshit apology and told her I was psychotic. That's why it wasn't sincere. He just saved face.

I'm angry

I'm hurt

I could send him to jail for what he did. I did sustain an injury.

I'm mad.

I feel like I was mansplained to about things I was already understanding. I'm not clueless.

I maybe didn't understand phrasing.

I didn't articulate or phrase well.l myself.

You gave him firepower because the word trigger and I'm not using the diagnosis as an excuse I'm fucking telling people the reason that happens but they forget so I remind

I understand I can't control shit

But do they understand that they have control over me and with that control comes great abuse. He's using all the therapy talk against me to justify his bad behavior.

Dude my nose is broken because of him it used to be symmetrical.

Why did I get fussed at for things I know I need to work on

Why was I the one?

Would love to know what he told you before I came in the room because he's twisted shit so much in the past doing this exact technique

I was in distress.

I didn't appreciate the assumptions

I sat there trying to explain because we went in directions that were NOT what I mean and I did give up because I felt I was not heard

I'm glad to try again but jfc.

Mom is next appointment. Will I feel like the punching bag again?

Because yes I'm defensive. There's really big reasons I am.

I cannot just "get over it"

They caused me immeasurable pain and they sit there like clueless parents that care

They don't fucking care. That was fake. He was being fake. It was to save face with you. He was scared to get fussed at.

I couldn't talk to him in the parking lot.

He twisted what you said against me and I don't know how to explain unless we strap a gopro to me or record conversations.

Like yes it's my therapy but I felt that it was all on me when there's so much he needs to be accountable for and he sat there and did his fake nice calm normal dad act

I want to scream

He fucking tortures me and more firepower was given to him to get away with it

He relishes control over me.

WHY do I have to let things go when it's a trauma and I fucking don't know how to process it.

Why did he hurt me why did he hurt me alllllll the times before

None of how he treats me is ok he's not nice like that it was FAKE

It was fucking FAKE

[ruminate88]

”At Your Worst”

The song by Calum Scott hurts me so much 😭💔 I use to think the way these song lyrics think, with my ex, Andrew. He would finally text me after hours of not responding and he would cry to me how hard his homework was (he claimed he was studying to be a dr at his university) I believed him and felt sorry for him. He claimed his parents were super strict and wanted him to get really good grades and do well!! (He was trying to perform for them) it made me so sad and I would try to find all the words of encouragement I could to relieve Andrew’s stress!! I was super sensitive and thought I cared about Andrew more than anything.

In my attempts to comfort him, he would not change. He would continue to act stressed/upset and make me feel bad for it. He would just dump everything off on me and I would try to carry it all for him!!! (Sooo unhealthy) I had the gut feelings that when he was taking so long to reply to me, he was either truly studying OR talking to other girls. 💔💔💔💔💔

I would get so worked up and anxious about “losing Andrew” so I was walking on egg shells so careful what I say to him and how I approach him. I never texted him first, he always contacted me but that also meant waiting for hours and then the hours eventually turned into days… I would stalk all of his social media accounts obsessively trying to find any signs or proof he was cheating and trying to make sense of the relationship. Andrew would NOT break up with me when I’d confront him but he continually would dump all his stress on me and I’d take it but it hurt me. I was a mess!!!! At some point I couldn’t take it anymore especially during his finals…

When Andrew’s finals came at the end of his sophomore year, he was even more stressed and would text me in all caps saying I didn’t understand it and I was making it worse!! however, he wouldn’t receive any words of encouragement I gave AND he wouldn’t stop texting me back even though he was telling me how “busy he is” and needs “to focus on studying”. I offered again to give him space during his finals to “just be friends” and then regroup after… He would get so defensive towards that and mad, saying I wasn’t helping him. I COULDN’T! I tried soooo very hard to support him but he wasn’t supportive of me in the slightest. 😓😓😓 What more could I have done, take the test for him????

Since my relationship with Andrew, I got tougher and less sensitive. I still have love and empathy. I still feel people’s energies and shifts in their actions. I’m very hyper-alert and sensitive with my spouse BUT I don’t offer up the same energy I had with my ex. My husband stresses real bad with money and I feel sorry for him and I don’t spend much money because of it out of respect BUT I don’t try to carry all his burden like I did with Andrew because it’s just simply bad for my mental health and it’s unfair/one-sided because NO ONE on this earth besides maybe my mother offers up the same support for me.

I’ve learned that in the past I was an easy target for people to use and abuse but that’s ok. I still care about Andrew and I feel bad for how it all ended with him but he didn’t care about “my feelings”. I poured out my heart to Andrew soooooo many times and I DO NOT pour my heart out to my husband. Ain’t no way I’ll ever be that type of girl again. I’m not gonna beg for men to love me AND I don’t want anything from them. Don’t want their money or nothing. You either love me for real or you don’t. 🥺❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[ryuichirou]

hm what do you think would make the twst cast cringe during sex, and would it kill their mood? (like bad dirty talk or pet names)

Anon! Sorry for such a late reply. Another very interesting but also weirdly-difficult-to-think-about ask lol

I feel like it should’ve been more of a silly post about how twst boys hate when someone didn’t cut their fingernails before sex, but ended up talking about turn-offs in general... I hope it still works as a reply for your prompt.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy it!

Riddle – it isn’t really about cringe, but I feel like he would be very anxious about getting caught or being seen. It could ruin his mood, sometimes it even could send the person he is with flying out of the window, but after a certain point his arousal will make him less sensitive to the sound of steps... but that’s also due to the fact that he himself gets pretty loud.

Ace – awkward sounds, like when the smooch is too loud or the way the bodies plop together sound funny or his own breathing sounds too weird; he cringes a lot, to be honest, but really doesn’t want it to kill his mood. It would suck to stop everything after an awkward sound; what if it will make you “the mouth fart guy” forever?? So Ace cringes, but pushes through the cringe... and forgets about it pretty easily.

Deuce – pretty similar to Ace, but he gets too embarrassed and stunned to do anything whenever he does anything awkward. So he is entirely at his partner’s mercy... Jack is good because he just acts like he didn’t notice anything, and Ace is either good because he decides to push through, or very bad because sometimes he mocks poor Deuce... and if that happens, the mood is instantly killed :(

Trey – even though he’s more experienced and older than these two (wow by two whole years), he also cringes a lot, but his biggest fear is to stumble on his words during the dirty talk. Not a lot of things his partner does could make him cringe, but if he tries to be sexy once and a while and suddenly can’t pronounce a word? He won’t stop of course, but in his head he’ll be screaming in agony the entire time. If he gets teased for that, he’ll scream in his head even louder...

Cater – sometimes he gets overly concerned with how he looks, or rather, how he is perceived. He doesn’t like leaning too deeply into cuteness and playfulness during sex, but if he suddenly starts acting “out of character” and his partner comments on how mature he looks or how different he feels, it really might ruin Cater’s mood... it’s not as bad as it sounds, I swear!

Leona – he might not look like it, but if he does something embarrassing (just like the previous boys: saying the wrong thing, making a sound with his mouth) or starts to enjoy sex too visibly (by purring or arching his back) and his partner comments on it, the cringe will overcome Leona, and there will be no sex. He’ll act as if he just lost all interest all of a sudden and pretends to fall asleep. Wait, maybe this is exactly what he looks like...

Ruggie – not a whole lot? He’ll do anything and he is pretty good at keeping his “mood” intact, but also he doesn’t like it when sex is overly complicated. He doesn’t like roleplay, rules, a lot of extra steps; even thinking about it makes him cringe, to be honest. What happened to a good ol’ “just fuck me already”?

Jack – he is a tsundere, so he cringes a lot at his own reactions, when his partner is commenting on it. For example, if Vil tells him that he’s wagging his tail, he’ll get embarrassed and defensive. If Deuce sighs in surprise because he felt a fat hot drop of saliva on his face, Jack will get both apologetic and mad at himself. But that doesn’t kill his mood, fortunately...

Azul – he hates being mocked and he hates feeling like he’s underperforming. So he is very anxious and honestly a nasty bitch when it comes to watching his partner’s reaction: Azul really wants him to react a certain way. What’s good (or is it?) is that Azul’s own paranoia rarely kills his mood; if anything, it makes him even more stubbornly try to make sure that he will have the best sex possible because he did all the right things and not a single wrong thing ever.

Jade – the biggest turn off for both of the tweels is boredom; whatever the circumstances, if the partner they’re touching suddenly starts feeling dull and uninteresting, they cringe because they feel like they’re wasting their time. Jade specifically, though, really doesn’t like it when his partner doesn’t react to his comments and any actions in addition to fucking. You can’t enjoy Jade’s dick and ignore his remarks about yourself.

Floyd – one day he is okay with stuff, the other day it kills his mood. Sometimes his mood just dies on its own and he changes his mind a moment before pushing his dick into some guy’s butt. Sometimes he even cringes at a guy but gets a desire to fuck him even harder because of that... I guess it’s all about balance for Floyd: for example, he loves when Riddle is acting very angry at him and tries to make it seem like he doesn’t like it, but if Riddle just keeps repeating the same thing, Floyd ditches him and leaves.

Kalim – I feel like the only thing that could kill Kalim’s mood is if he sees that his partner is not enjoying himself, and he might not even notice it in time, too... But when it comes to cringe, I don’t think he would cringe at anything either he or his partner does. He doesn’t get some stuff, he doesn’t like some practices, but if there is an awkward misunderstanding, he’ll just laugh about it <3 (as if that wouldn’t kill the mood even more)

Jamil – he is even more anxious about his surroundings than Riddle and never fully relaxes, but he also sometimes (depending on circumstances and whom he is with) cringes when his partner suddenly brings feelings into what they’re doing. He hates sudden love confessions because he: 1) doesn’t believe them and thinks that this is the guy’s dick talking; 2) can’t react appropriately while he has a dick up his butt. He also cringes at Azul any time he opens his mouth... well... actually, at Kalim too. Jamil never stops cringing, huh...

Vil – he is forgiving about a lot of things, but very strict about a lot of other things. Body odour, bad fingernails, cheesiness, bad dirty talk and petnames, the word “daddy”, when someone is trying too hard to impress him, when someone is trying to force roleplay on him while clearly not understanding how it works... honestly, a lot of stuff that Vil hates is about his partner presenting himself in a way that’s clearly not true to who they are. Plus body odour. Although that depends on what kind of body odour it is.

Rook – he doesn’t cringe. This man never cringes. And his mood is unkillable because he is always horny. One might even say, his mood is immortal. The worst thing that might happen is that the atmosphere suddenly shifts and he is kind of forced to stop by the circumstances... even then, he’ll ready to dive back and continue at any given moment. Rook is always ready!

Epel – in theory, a lot of things could make him cringe. Anything that is too lovey-dovey is horrible to even imagine, he starts grinding his teeth even thinking about confessing his love to someone during an orgasm, or kissing someone down there; the entirety of dirty talk sound like the worst thing ever to Epel too. But once he gets horny, he gets “too silly” to think about these things and does anything that feels good, so pretty much anything in general. But if he gets brought back to “reality” by something, he might suddenly get pre-nut clarity (worse than post-nut clarity) and get too embarrassed to continue.

Idia – anything! The guy is terrified of physical closeness, intimacy and vulnerability, so even when he is very aroused he won’t stop cringing at every single thing that doesn’t sound or look right. Even if everything is perfect, he’ll cringe at how awful he must look right now, since he’s opening his mouth so much and could feel his eyes rolling back. If he hears himself moan, he’ll die of cringe right there. It doesn’t kill his mood completely, but his troubles with his mood are constant...

Ortho – nothing! And this counts for both real!Ortho and AI!Ortho: if Ortho decided to have sex, he’ll have sex! If something stupid happens, he’ll just laugh at it and continue; if the dirty talk sounds cringy, he’ll say that it’s pretty cringy, but still continue. Nothing could break his spirit. It’s honestly very inspiring.

Lilia – a biiit similar to Rook; nothing that he does himself could ever make him cringe, and he doesn’t care about a lot of stuff that could break these young boys’ spirits in bed, but every now and then (albeit very rarely) Lilia pushes his partner too far, and the mood shifts from playfully dangerous/mean to genuinely scared/upset/not sexy anymore, and Lilia hates that. He usually leaves when it happens... but sometimes he does bother to give it a second chance~

Silver – honestly? I can’t think of anything. He is pretty used to sex, he is not judgmental at all, and if he does anything he considers to be wrong, he’ll apologise (needlessly) and continue. I don’t think Silver is capable of cringing during sex... but if he is demanded to do dirty talk, he’ll get pretty insecure. If he starts overthinking it, he might lose his boner...

Sebek – his own inadequacy, i.e. if he can see that he doesn’t perform well by his partner’s boredom or disappointed face. Depending on whom he is with, he’ll either get angry (and more aroused) or more eager to please (and more aroused), so he won’t lose “the mood”, but it’s definitely something that makes him very paranoid. He wishes he could practice more..!

Malleus – dirty talk doesn’t always work on him, because he gets confused by it. He doesn’t understand the word “daddy”, he doesn’t like getting asked questions with obvious answers (“do you like it?”); I guess Malleus needs a special kind of dirty talk. It’s not like he cringes, but he gets too confused and doesn’t feel like continuing anymore after a certain point. He also hates hearing about things he missed out on or discussing other people in bed.

[thatweirdafbeing]

“Can I ask you smth?”

The odd abbreviation on the text told him who sent it. Andrew picked up the phone to answer, putting the guitar down on the bed and sitting up a little. The question by itself sends his heart rate up a few beats so there’s an attempt to calm himself down. Plus,

“U awake at 1 am? I thought babies got to bed at like 9pm lol”

“Sure, shoot it”

Yeah, he figures that sounds laid back enough. But the casual mood goes out the window bit by bit with every second it takes Dee to type. Fidgeting with his too-long-too-flashy blond hair, his thoughts are taking their own escape routes. Should I dye it brown? Should I just make a “straight guy” buzz cut? Maybe the handful of people who ask for pictures on the street will stop recognizing him. For a while. But she wouldn’t like that, she likes my long curl-

“ Do u remembr that one party we talked about kink and u said u could never do a ‘non sexual spanking’? Do u still think that?”

Oh wow, he did not see that coming. It takes a full minute to recover from the whiplash, and another to reprimand the fantasies lurking in the back of his mind and focus on the answer. Of all his kinks, Drew thought, that’s probably one of the most arousing ones, specially considering there are plenty that do not have that effect at all. He knows most, if not all of Dee’s relationship with bdsm it’s non sexual. Actually, she’s a very non sexual person altogether, which makes the whole situation a little more confusing. On that note, when has he said that? It makes sense that it was at a party, still that doesn’t narrow it down at all since they know each other for almost a decade. Why was she even thinking about that…

“Uhm, I think so, yeah… I don’t remember the context of that conversation, and it’s been a while since I got to be a dom but” - No no no, scratch that. Too many awkward follow up questions could come out of sharing too much. Keep it clean -

“Drew? It’s that okay for me to ask? I don’t want to be annoying u don’t have to answer if it’s too personal”

“Hey, no”

“Actualy, never mind ok, pretend I didn’t ask”

“Don’t do that, u know u don’t bother me”

“ I was thinking about it, I didn’t know what to say at the top of my head like that”

“…sorry

I dont want u to be mad”

She’s more of a mess than usual. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep. Maybe that’s why she can’t sleep. Damn, the urge to take care of her clears his mind like nothing else. If it was anyone else, the defensive and self pitting responses would get on his nerves and sidetrack the conversation. She knows him well. And he also knows her, hence why he thinks something is up.

“Tbh I think it’s still true. Perhaps if it was with someone I’m really not attracted to, I could ignore the sexual stuff… Otherwise it would not be worth the discomfort”

“Y u ask?”

An even longer pause follows. He contemplates calling her, even though she hates it, just to ask more questions, but it was gonna reach too close to overreacting for his liking. It was a pretty inconspicuous topic, after all they only have their friend group to talk about that stuff. However, that one on one felt kind of… personal. Is he actually jumping to conclusions about why a sub would ask a dom about a heavily d/s practice? Is he trying to see it as a weird interaction because he doesn’t want to think about where the conversation may go?

“Dee?”

…

/

“Sorry about that night, I fell asleep. Sorry for being all over your business as well, don’t know y i askd”

“Sure, np”

Turning his phone off it’s the best way he finds to concentrate on the recording instead of her, for once, after a week.

/

“May I call u”

Barely at home, stressed from working non stop, Drew notices the text is from hours ago. At another time he could preserve himself and deny it, but he’s convinced he just needs to know what’s going on with this disappearing act of hers, just need to hear her voice. He’s not going to get frustrated nor anxious again. Gathering the courage, and honestly not even expecting her to see it right away:

“Of course”

And the phone immediately stars vibrating.

“Hey Dee, good to know you’re alive haha”

“hey, yeah… Sorry for dropping out of the face of the Earth like… I hope you were not worried…or…anything…”

Her voice sound small on the other side of the call, and her words are coming out with a bit of struggle. With just a few words he gets a bad feeling-

“Are you ok? Do you need anything like, can I help you with-”

“hope i’m not bothering I just needed to…Idon’tknow”

“You at home? I can come over to talk-”

“NO, no…I - can I come over? I’ll try to be there before 7 ”

And at this point his full on worried about her. With a bit of back and forth she at least agreed to meet him at the door of her studio after she picked up something she forgot at work. At least that part is on character for her. Parked near the entrance, at 7 pm exactly, Drew’s watching a variety of people on their phones, carrying suitcases, scratching paint of their hands, just going about their days. It feels nice, cause it all looks so normal. Since they started working bigger roles, higher positions and being big names in each of their industries, this two grew a little bit apart. If you ask them while together their opinion on that would be dismissive and chill, but separately…

It was almost 8 when he recognized the long purple hair. Good thing it was from a distance, ‘cause the mismatch of cute bows and chains, leather harness and a baby-pink skirt, tied with thigh height girly socks under combat boots… does things to him he is so not ready to admit. Before she could seat next to him, his breathing has evened and his blushed cheeks were more discreet. Not that the girl would have noticed, since she barely look at him the whole ride. Dee acknowledged his attempts at small talk by humming and mumbling one or two words. She’s distant sure, but it doesn’t seem like she’s mad. Spacy, ditzy… slow…

“Are you high?”

He was too in his head to drive. Almost sure he ran a red light, he pulled over close to a busy cafe. Just a sense of normalcy and casualness, it’s what the situation needs.

��What? No! I shot God knows how many scenes, attended a contract meeting, and even printed some material, I’m fucking exhausted!”

“My bad Dee, I, I’m just worried, you haven’t even complained about work, you seemed somewhere else sinc-”

“Complaining would be acting more like me right”

That’s not what he meant. She probably knows that, so he swallows an snarky come back and tries again. At least she didn’t storm off the car. Small victories.

“Please Dee, can you at least look at me? I know you need to talk, you need someone right now and I-”

With each word his voice sounded louder and more exasperated. This was a moment he really did not wanted to be so emotional. Andrew rubbed his face, frustrated, and kept his eyes shut with force whilst taking deep breaths. His little “anger management drill”, as he was hyper aware of now. It does the trick every time. Until, of course, he opened his eyes to find Dee staring at him expectantly, with her big brown eyes shinning under the street lights. Her bottom lip was bruised under her teeth, leading to the thought that she must have bitten then a lot lately. Completely absorbed by instinct, Drew brushed his thump down her lip to free it from her grip, making her mouth fall agape with a small sigh. His rational part began fighting for control, telling him to turn around, clear his throat, anything to break the trance. This woman means too much for him to have the guts to make a move and risk rejection, or worse. He was withdrawing his hand when she leaned into the touch, letting her eyes softly close, giving her a relieved expression that locked his mind on the desire to kiss her.

And oh, hadn’t her felt just like he imagined. A quick brush of their lips got him tasting candy flavored lipstick and a whole lot of craving. Before any of them could overthink it, Drew pulled her close by the back of the neck, tangling his fingers on her soft curled locks. Their lips met with more intensity this time, just like two lovers who finally reunited after decades, lifetimes, centuries apart. Dee melted to his touch, giving him access to play with their tongues, a breathless moan slipping from her as he did. One of her hands rested lightly on his arm, encouraging to keep caressing her hair, and the other held tight to the neck of his shirt, pulling him impossible closer with every passionate move they made. The only thing stopping him from siting her in his lap for easier accesses was the public space they were parked at. Or so he thought. In need for more touch, more contact with her heat, his free hand wandered down her skirt, inciting Dee to push him back, grabbing his hand, and anxiously covering her legs. The expression on her face went from panic to anger for a split second, but Drew’s clenched jaw and fists made her turn away in barely disguised shame.

“Let me see it”

“Fuck off Andrew”

“If it’s no what I think then show me, Desiree. At least look at me and say it.”

“And don’t you dare try and lie, to me of all people.”

Almost unconsciously, Drew rolled up his sleeves and crossed arms on his chest. They were almost imperceptible under the numerous tattoos, but Dee knew where each one were. She could paint those strong arms from memorie, with all of its drawings, it’s marked veins, all of it’s faded scars. That’s why she couldn’t meet his eyes.

“It’s not like that. I didn’t mean to.”

Without a word, he started the car and headed to the residential part of town. Dee tried to make him say something, anything, to yell at her, voice his anger and disappointment. But he just looked forward, maintaining a vice grip on the wheel. It was only when they were under the car shelter that he finally spoke:

“I’m not angry at you Dee. More sad than anything. No, not with you, just…with the situation. Just.., C’mon, talk to me babe.”

Curled away at her seat, a million thoughts passed through her mind, but not a single one could make past her emotional block. She swore it wasn’t a big deal on the drive there, except now, under the gravity of Drew’s earnest concern, it all started feeling like too much. So much so that she couldn’t keep the tears from falling anymore. She heard a deep breath being let out next to her, then the driver’s door opening and closing loudly, making her jump. The mixture of feelings where flowing now, clouding her mind with guesses of what’s going on on his. She wanted to be ok, wanted to talk and explain herself, but she doesn’t want to be seen, doesn’t want to open up. More so, she wants to scream her anger, curse her friend for the judgement, for the betrayal.

As the passenger door opened and she made no sign of taking his hand, Drew caressed her hair down to the back of her neck, and met no resistance while carrying her close to him, with an arm on her back and another under her knees. Kissing her right above the ear, still with her face hidden on his chest, he felt her breathing slowing to a more healthy rhythm. Content, he whispered while taking her inside:

“That’s it baby, let me take care of you.”

[marinerainbow]

OMG OMG OMG OMG-

All of this I love!!! I love the idea of them being exes. Maybe they met while she was acting? (Stein Studios were an 'experimental' studio in their time- they were the ones that pushed the whole 'toons can't die' thing and used that to see just how far they could go. How much they could push in a horror cartoon. So maybe other studios met up with them?? Maybe some thought that they were cruel, others found them revolutionary? I'm not sure where Warner Bros would stand on that, but Bug did become their mascot, so it'd make sense if he was involved in a lot of their business. Either that, or they just met on the streets of Uptown and Bugs got through to her anxious shell). Maybe I should make that an AU?? Ohhhh man, her exes would not at all be prepared for Poppy to ~know~ Bugs Bunny XD

Oh! I forgot Bugs was Bi. I love that! Especially since Poppy is scared of people finding out because of the time they live in (as a human, she's most especially scared. I like to think Toons didn't care so much like humans did, but since their careers were tied so tightly to humans, they still had to be careful), so she's watching Bugs be O U T and she's just like "... I say this with much respect, Bugs Bunny. You are either the bravest or the craziest person I've ever met." Or! If they knew each other before she realized that about herself, Bugs sat her down or something and kinda made her realize she's bi? "I'm not! I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but I'm not!" // "I see the way you look when watching Snow White, Poppy. You can't fool me." Ahhhhh let the bunnies be bisexual pals ❤️💜💙

OMG! I actually found this GIF of Bugs. How could I forget Bugs' drag career??? Ohhhh... if Poppy had any doubts about her bisexuality before, there are long gone if Bugs ever picked her up for date night like this. Omg Poppy could have made his dresses too!!!! Omg ong omg-

!!!!!!!! As for how Poppy's boyfriends/girlfriends would react to Bugs' flirting 😏😏😏😏

Oh, you're right, Ben wouldn't like it at all. Idk if I shared with you, but part of the reason he's so aggressive is because of his insecurities. Sure, he's got a nice job at the bank and attends church every Sunday, but deep down, he knows he ain't shit. And as you know, he prefers to project and deflect rather than confront and fix his issues. So when charming and successful Bugs Bunny hops along and starts wooing his girl, Ben isn't so happy. He's mad at Poppy for being so flattered, and mad at Bugs for not recognizing a committed woman when he sees one... I can see little rabbit toon Ben getting between them and 'attempting' to chest up to Bugs who just looks at him like

This probably isn't going to end well 😅😅😅

Henry!!!! I gave decided that he was starting to actually fall for her near the end of their relationship before he shoved those down and dipped out with all her money and valuables. I love the idea of Henry getting defensive/protective if he saw Bugs flirting with Poppy while they were dating. He tells himself he's just protecting his source of income... But deep down, he's terrified Pops will see how much better of an option Bugs is, realize how awful he is for her, and leave him. Poppy was far more attached to Henry than she was with Ben, so even though she feels flattered, she would still shut down Bugs right away and assure Henry she loves him... Which only makes the fox's heart throb and sink at the same time (Bugs Bunny is a master at charming people for sympathy... You think he sees right through Henry?)

Ahhh, Moony, our favorite bi wolf. He would complete the set XD

he's pretty surprised to see the Warner Brothers Mascot here of all places at first, but then his protective feelings catch up to him when he sees Bugs is flirting with Poppy! Though Moony has worked on himself by now, so he's a lot more rational. He knows Poppy isn't that kind of woman, even if the celebrities attention flusters her. And Moony is tall, taller than Bugs I think (he looked shorter than Jessica in the movie?), so can you imagine this shaggy, wolfy shadow looming over Bugs before he calmly says, "Hey, man. You better try somewhere else."?? Idk if Bugs would be scared or be looking at Moony like 😏😏😏

Shiny can easily get jealous, but she also knows Poppy. She is pretty supportive of her celebrity crush on Hilde because she knows that Pops won't leave her for her, and Grimehilde never flirted with her. Shiny knew from what Poppy told her nothing of the sort happened besides, The Evil Queens pretty hot... But seeing the rich and handsome and not-so-secretly fiendish Bugs Bunny actively asking her girlfriend out on a date... Yeah, I don't think Shiny would appreciate that 😅 she's kind of like a combination of Wheezy and Greasy; her protective nature stemming from both knowing the kind of person Bugs is, and also getting jealous. She definitely pulls Poppy behind her and flashes her manicured claws at Bugs, her usually black toon eyes flashing their angry green color, "You better hop all the way back to your burrow if you know what's good for you, buster."

As for the Toon Patrol; Smartass definitely doesn't like it 😅😅😅 he has a distaste for actors like Bugs, and now that fluffy bastard is coming onto his gal??? Ohhh no no no no. It's gonna get ugly faster than it would with Ben and probably with Shiny. I need to see Smartass and Bugs engaging in a battle of evil wits while Poppy keeps trying to get between them to get them to stop fighting 😅😅😅 (*cough* you remember your TP kissing headcannons? If Smartass' kisses her the way you say he would when he sees someone talking to his S/O... Poppy's soul would leave the building. She's gone, bro (she wants him to kiss her like that more often *cough*))

I DESPERATELY NEED GREASY VS BUGS BUNNY!!! And if Greasypop is platonic or the love is just blooming here, allowing Poppy to go on that date that can easily be sabotaged by our favorite pervy weasel, even better! Bugs knows the kinda brain Greasy has, so you know he knows how to counter all his tricks while making Poppy swoon on the date!!! XD

PSYCHO VS BUGS PSYCHO VS BUGS PSYCHO VS BUGS- Psycho just bites Bugs Bunny, we know this XD Poppy is gonna have to pry his mouth open like she's given a dog medicine just for Bugs to have a chance at getting free from that bear trap of a mouth XDDD and if Poppy succeeds, Psycho's just gonna scoop her up and dash out of there with her XD Since Psycho is the most instinctual/animalistic, I'm having soooo much fun right now imagining him being the most ready to brawl for Poppy XD

Wheezy is the most chill and secure of them all... But as you said, he knows his politics. He doesn't want Bugs near Poppy purely for her safety, not because he's jealous or anything. He'll just come over, place a hand on her shoulder, possibly pull her in a little in a protective manner? He knows she'll turn Bugs down, but he's there for any crap that loony toon might try to pull. When she starts to try to assure him that she would never leave him for someone else, he just shrugs and tells her he wasn't worried about that at all ^^

Bonus for Stupid because as I said, I need to include him and his and Poppy's friendship more XD Stupid doesn't believe her when she tells him she's got a date with Bugs Bunny; how can she get a date with somebody on TV?? The people on TV are for TV! And she's real! (Omg imagine if one of Poppy's cartoons came on and Stupid is like "Huh... That rabbit looks awfully familar...")

Hmm.... If you'd like, how would Kingston, Rena, and possibly Ryan react to Bugs taking a liking to Poppy?? 😏😏😏 (I say possibly for Ryan since I'm not quite sure if you ship them? You know I wouldn't mind pairing them at all XD but I love them being bestie too ^^ so it's yo to you if you want to include him in this)

Thank you so much for answering this ask!!! I hope you enjoy my reply XD

I was re-reading our conversations related to Ben, and with the Toon Patrol VS Looney Toons posts you made, it got me thinking. Imagine if Bugs Bunny met and/or flirted with Poppy!

I'm guessing maybe they could've met at Poppy's work, with Bugs needing some kind of suit for an event or new show (I think I remember him in a maestros suit?). Or, if Stu is a fan of Warner Brothers, Poppy could take him to a meet and Greet! (I need to write more for Pop and Stu. They are so precious 🥹). But either way, I can imagine Poppy being shocked if the celebrity starts to flirt with her! Though maybe a part of her feels charmed, too. It's not everyday a star takes an interest in you (though, of course, if she's dating already she'll kindly turn him down ^^)

Imagine how the other weasels would react to this! Omg especially Psycho. Imagine if Poppy isn't even dating one (or two *cough*) of them. If so, maybe Bugs can charm her into a date?? Imagine Smartass getting all huffy she's dating an elite (he doesn't want to lose his friend). Imagine if they're crushing on her, they try to sabotage the date! I'm sorry, I've been buzzing about this for a bit XD

Ngl... I may or may not have a few thoughts related to Poppy x Bugs already 😅😅😅😅 he's the best of both worlds! Charmibg when he needs to be, and a cunning jerk.

I NEED TO KNOW ALL OF POPPY'S BOYFRIENDS REACTIONS TO BUGS FLIRTING WITH HER!! XDD I'm sure Ben takes it badly XD But how about Henry? Does he feel defensive?? Yes he's very charming- but no one's more charming then Bugs Bunny XD It would be so fun to see him get all protective over Poppy XDD

And yes- Bugs has all kindsof costumes, suits included!! XD I can totally see Poppy becoming Bugs' favourite seamstress! Imagine he goes to her all the time, even after she politely turns him down (Or... they dated once or twice, decided there was nothing between them, and parted amicably?? And she's still his favourite seamstress! So Poppy has this very famous, very mischievous ex who still hangs around that all her future boyfriends have to find out about and put up with XD). Imagine him introducing her to the Evil Queen later on XD He wants to do something nice for her for doing so much work for him over the years... and he also wants to see her all flustered XD What? He's a stinker XD

OH IMAGINE BUGS BEING ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO REALISE/FIND OUT POPPY'S BI. LIKE, HE SORT OF GETS A VIBE FROM HER, AND SINCE HE'S VERY PUBLICALLY OUT HIMSELF, WHEN HE ASKS HER SHE DOESNT IMMEDIATELY SHUT HIM DOWN. ... AND THEN HE INTRODUCES HER TO HILDA. He doesn't attempt to out her or anything, keeps the secret with grace (He's not THAT kinda stinker.), but that doesn't mean he doesn't lightly tease her.

But I'm getting off topic XD Anyway- I love this idea so much XDD I wish i could give you the weasels individual reactions to Poppy and Bugs dating but my brain is just ot working that way today- but rest assured it would be hilarious XD And Greasy and Psycho would for sure be the ones trynna sabotage it.

Wheezy s e e m s chill... but he doesn't trust this rabbit at-fucken-all. He knows his politics; he watches the most TV of the group 🤣 He's the one Poppy told where she was going, thinking she could trust him, and he told Greasy and Psycho- knowing they'd go and keep an eye on her at the very least XD Anything else they do?? Thats just a bonus. "Stu are ya sure ya don't wanna go with them?"

[elizabeths-writing-corner]

Hello there! I couldn't help myself but to ask if you could maybe write a story about stargazing with mammon? ✨ it would truly be amazing if you could ♡

"Stargazing" Obey me! Mammon

☁ Thank you for your request ^^ This was literally the first time when I didn't write smut for an individual character... I had a hard time figuring out how to tell this story. I hope it's still to your liking even if I strayed from the idea a bit too much... :p

Mammon x gn!Reader

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"Y/N, I finally found you!" a familiar scream of enthusiasm fills the once quiet and peaceful planetarium you were gathering your thoughts in. "We're leavin' for dinner in ten minutes. Get your ass downstairs or Lucifer will be mad."

"Sure, give me just a moment."

It's hard to hide the grimace painted on your face as you raise yourself from the cold stone of the fountain located in the middle of the room. Every movement looks like put in slow motion; you've been frozen in one position for probably too long.

"Is somethin' wrong?" Mammon makes a few careful steps towards you. "Are ya fellin' sick?" he then asks politely, as if he encountered a wild animal and tried not to scare it away.

You fidged your fingers nervously, fighting yourself if you should open up and tell him about your worries or if you should stay silent and act like nothing's wrong. After all, he's just a friend; a friend who you were forced to make, no one but a housemate, really.

"I was just remembering..." you confess after a short consideration, "the human world," You turn over to Mammon with your whole body, suddenly feeling more energized but anxious at the same time. "It may seem out of the blue but I just looked at the sky and thought... it really doesn't differ too much from what I could observe from the window in my house. I do miss it sometimes," your voice undertoned so much that it's now drowning in the much louder noise caused by the squirting from the fountain water.

For the whole time, the demon didn't say a thing. He was listening carefully to all you had to throw out of yourself while making small steps in your direction.

He knows this feeling all too well. His and his brother's exclusion from the Celestial Realm caused his whole life to fall apart. At the time it seemed like a disaster, which drowned all his will to keep going. However, if that had never happened, would he be listening to your soothing voice every morning or have the opportunity to watch your beautiful face floodlit by the cold light of the moon, shining through the glass roof as he does right now?

"I'm sorry, that was unnecessary," you say quickly in defense, worried that you created a melancholic mood with your rambling but when you stand up and try to run past Mammon with your head down, he stops you by putting his arm around your waist and pinning you down to the cold, marble floor.

Your cheeks heat up and a blush sneaks onto them while he seems unfazed. You've never seen him so collected before. He pins you down by gripping your wrists but he soon lets go of them and lays beside you. Your confused gaze follows his every move until he raises his hand to point at the stars-scattered sky and says:

"Ya see this, Y/N? It's a constellation named Grus. Looks kinda like a crow, doesn't it?"

"Not really," you frown your forehead. "It's more like a goose to me."

"Oh, and what do ya know?!" the demon grunts with annoyance at your attempt to correct him. "And here's the little dog," he points at something again but he notices you visibly can't spot it so he cups your cheek with his hand and guides you. "Reminds me of Luke. And next to it is the big dog - Cerberus."

"You surely have your own way of interpreting things, Mammon," you chuckle under your nose. "But since when do you know so much about constellations? Did you swap minds with Belphie? Is this another curse?"

"What's that supposed to mean, huh?" He raises himself to his forearms and looks at you with a piercing, angry, but not threatening stare. "It's so hard to believe that The Great Mammon knows somethin'?"

A bubbly smile doesn't wash off your face. You gently grab Mammon's hand and squeeze it tightly, presumably sending a spark that travels all the way to his brain, because while he was calm just a second ago, now he's just a blushing and sweating mess.

The demon quickly glances at your hand holding his and immediately frees it from your grip as if it was burning his skin. He opens his mouth to say something, but you interrupt him.

"Either way, thank you, Mammon, for cheering me up."

"Where did that idiot wander off to?" you hear a muffled voice from the hall; a voice that means you're in big trouble.

"Shit, that's Lucifer!" Mammon whimpers in great fear of meeting a punishment. "We're late! Y/N get your ass up. I don't want to hang from the ceiling again..."