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little-pondhead · 2 years ago

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I’m not too fond of doing certain chores around the house, but I certainly won’t complain if I’m asked to do them. In fact, sometimes I’m delighted to do these chores, but only if I’m pissed off at my siblings. Why, you may ask?

Because I’m an adult. Under the nitpicking gaze of my mother, I have long since perfected these chores despite any feelings I may hold. So when I’m really pissed off and want to be petty, I’ll do the chores so well, my mother will see the results and nag the others to keep up with her standards.

Psychological warfare is the best when the opponent doesn’t even know what you’re doing.

#yes I am petty #the issue is I can’t physically bodyslam my siblings anymore #i stopped growing my freshman year in hs #while my brothers just haven’t stopped #and all the guys in my family are athletes #my papa is the coach for both wrestling AND football #and since they’re during different seasons brother 1 diligently plays both #he is over six feet and still growing #i used to sit on him as a kid when we fought #the day he turned the tables was the last day I tried that particular route of revenge #also my two sisters can’t be fist fought either #one is an athlete but is still as thin as a fucking twig #and the second is literally nine #I’d throw hands with a third grader any day but not WHEN I LIVE WITH THEM #so I just try my best to fuck with their days #like making the dogs love me more #or fuck with our mothers perception of how a chore should be done #so she rags on them to do better #to be fair they’re really bad at chores it’s not that hard #pondhead rambles

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turtleblogatlast · 11 months ago

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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #donnie keeps the comms going on in the background as he works #when he gets to the end he’s like what the hell…where’s the rest #donnie: leo where’s part nine #leo barely cognizant after not needing sleep for months: whuh-#donnie: you can’t leave it at a cliffhanger. leo. leo where’s the next part.#listen leo has a great memory for his special interests this is CANON plus he’s a great talker so he would totally be able to do this frfr #whenever he needs to be quiet he’s SILENT but otherwise he’s regaling the exploits of his idols to the captive audience that is The Photo #sometimes Krang sneaks up on him and just listens to him talk like ????#it starts both as leo trying to comfort himself with his favorite things PLUS comfort himself with thoughts of his father #as splinter makes his own crossover fanfiction when sick lol plus he’s Literally Lou Jitsu #and yes krang ALSO gets a bit invested #leo notices the reduction of Ouch but hey more time for rambling fanfic for him 👍#idk leo’s a damn good actor/liar/planner/schemer and I genuinely think that can pivot into storytelling so well #the literal second mikey’s hands heal donnie zooms to his side with hand stabilizers and a request to draw ‘scene 82 from recording 3’#mikey’s like what #so obvs now HE needs to listen as he works #he too gets invested #he comes across raph who mentions having trouble sleeping #mikey: have I got the podcast fanfic for you!#it only somewhat helps raph sleep #somewhat bc sometimes he forces himself to stay awake to hear the rest #yes these recordings go to the whole fam and leo is none the wiser #they don’t even mean to hide it it just never comes up lol #it’s only when donnie FINALLY makes it to the end of the recordings that he confronts leo to continue the story #leo: oH YOU HEARD ALL THAT HUH-

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trekfacility · 5 months ago

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#i am posting this man and this meme together for the second time because i can #ITS LITERALLY HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #i need more people to see julian bashir #julian bashir #star trek #ds9 #star trek ds9 #st ds9 #deep space nine #star trek deep space nine #bashir

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eggseabutter · 11 months ago

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“But how could he destroy what he had created?”

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sth #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #nine the fox #THE TRAGIC SIBLINGS #forget about the hedgehog yaoi for a second DOOMED SIBLINGS #I k people get angry Abt sonic comparing nine to tails #but like. he literally raised him.#nine has every right to be angry tho

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hawkp · 9 months ago

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POV: You’re a VSCO girl on ds9

#literally thought this was that fuji film app for a second #used to use it all the godddamned time #ds9 #deep space nine

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girlstalkmichael · 2 months ago

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Just finished Brooklyn Nine Nine and oh it is such a perfect show from start to finish

#Seriously the best #Literally loved every second every episode and every season #I don't think anything I could say about it will ever give justice to how good and perfect it is #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #jake peralta #amy santiago #raymond holt #gina linetti #rosa diaz #charles boyle #terry jeffords #hitchcock and scully #adrian pimento

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polar-equinoxx · 1 year ago

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They don’t realise how late it is until some commander comes in and turns off the light…

#i hope this feeds all u icemav shippers 👀👀#took me literally nine hours #and i pulled an all nighter yesterday #i am so tired #i know the horizontal lines are tilted on the second one i cannot be bothered to fix them #ms tg #ms art #icemav #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun 1986 #top gun fanart

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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do you ever just sit there thinking about your favorite ocs while violently shaking. god. clenches fist. They're So.

#every time a song from their Joint Playlist comes on i go fucking feral #the betrayal the refusal to Let Go the haunting the persisting love the renunciation the resentment the abandonment the resignation #the overwhelming desire to do good vs the fear of admitting you were wrong vs the two people you love most tearing each other apart #AGHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SUDDENLY DEEP IN THE ORIGINAL SAUCE #five seconds i was Normal. scribbling welcome home #then One Of The Songs Came On and now im losing my fucking marbles #perceived betrayals leading to real betrayals....#going too far and now its too late you're Committed you cant go back #he came to you thinking he could make you understand and you could work together to make things Better #and instead you ripped his heart out and left it bleeding on the floor for everyone to see #THEY MAKE ME MORE INSANE THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING #absolutely unprompted #the oc Unwellness comes and goes in waves but its the only true constant obsession with my life #god those three... my dearest darling Trio.... how old are they turning this year?#is it year eight of having them? year nine?#one of the two is for sure how long ive had My Specialest Boy Light Of My Life The Reason I Am Still Alive #the other two came after... maybe only mere months after but he was the first and he is just. i love him so fucking much #he is so so personal to me. he has a permanent place carved out in my chest #he sleeps on my ribs <3 #the other day i was reminiscing about his development over the years. his changes his different Versions #and fuck... he's really changed with me huh??#his past selves are echoes of my own self over the years #like he is Very different from me but at the same time. i created him with little pieces of myself sewn in #we hold the same views the same beliefs. im not him and hes not me but we're Kindred yk yk #i think i need to go listen to his playlist.... how long is it now... let me check... 15 hours 13 mins... 228 songs...#my gay 5'2 powerhouse of a guy. him <3 #maybe 'them' too he's played fast and loose with gender over the years. holy shit wait #his development echoes mine... i characterized him as 'fucks with gender norms' long before i realized my own gender fuckery #god damn. i love him even more now. i didnt think that was possible. im going to cry. hes so important to me #he has been with me through my worst years... and will be with me through all the hard times to come <3

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datasoong101 · 7 months ago

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OKAY GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I GOT

LOOK AT HER SHE'S LITERALLY GORGEOUS WHAT THE FUCK UDBEJVHDMFIWBDJSNN

A family friend got this from a flea market and bought it for me, I now owe them my first born bc what the hell that's the best present ever help meeeeee!

#also i was stupid and picked off the orginial proce tag without a second thought #but oh well #shes literally my husband #this is the coolest thing #im just going to gaze longingly ar her all day #kira ds9 #kira nerys #nana visitor #deep space nine #star trek #star trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #ds9

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blackswallowtailbutterfly · 4 months ago

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Still haven't messaged my mom back. And I don't think I'm going to.

#you know how they say time makes you look on the past with nostalgia and that's why elderly people think so fondly of past decades? not me #there are moments I look back on with nostalgia sure but the overwhelming feeling of looking back on my childhood is just whatever I do #wherever I go whatever happens that will not be my life again. my memory is long I made a promise to myself I intend to keep I don't forget #support you having your grandkids if their mother is deemed unfit yes. take the older two myself if it comes to it yes. move provinces to #live with you to look after the five of them together where you would be my only adult connection and there's a language barrier and I have #no work history and I'd be between five hours and nine hours away from any other connection I have answer's an absolute fucking no. I've #seen how you are with my sister how you were with my brother. who do you think they call when they've had enough of you? do you not #remember most of the beatings I took was because I was standing between you and my brother? of course not because according to you you #never did beat me but if you think I'm not aware that would turn on me again the second I'm no longer distant and just visiting if you #think you'd find nothing to complain about because you've built up this golden child ideal of me in your head and want to forget how it was #when I was actually in your care you are very very wrong. I remember. I know that inconveniences a lot of people who want to forget #unpleasant things about themselves. me too to be honest I have memories I wish I could erase but I can't especially with regard to my #sister. I defended my brother but not her. not enough. and it's probably why I give so much to her now more than I should because it's #enabling but it is what it is I guess. I won't use my memories against anyone just for the sake of it but I absolutely fucking will #to protect myself or others. you want a redemption arc without admitting to anything? keep being patient and kind towards #your grandchildren even if you end up having to take them and if you can't do it for all five of them then accept that it's better for the #older two to be with me. that's it. those are your options: the older two are with me so you only have to look after the younger three or #you need to buckle down and learn from your past mistakes to look after the five of them and all that is *if it even comes to that* which #as things are it's not in danger of that! it was a regular fucking visit to monitor the situation that's all; they're not getting taken #literally every time she freaks out about something it's a 50/50 chance it's actually something or she's invented a completely #twisted version of events

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thisisvoided · 1 year ago

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okay but like genuinely. like for a moment im gonna be completely genuine here. rid15 is legitimately so fucking amazing.

its hilarious, it canNOT take itself seriously 90% of the time, just like. EVERYTHING that is going on all at the same time. like everything is so. its. i cant even explain it. its batshit insane, its beautiful, it gets weirdly serious in a good way at points you dont expect, its just fucking BIZARRE sometimes and like. i love it so fucking much.

like, the rivalry-turned-friendship between denny and fixit??? that wolf guy and his gang of furries/scalies???? that fuckin. porcupine guy who drugs people with his quills and its a random drug each time?????? the time grimlock befriends a monk guy who makes bread and teaches him the art of patience or whatever the fuck through breadmaking???????? like what the fuck is this show on. what is happening. its perfect.

EDIT: the monk guy taught grimlock patience through pretzel making

#talk tag #transformers tag #like legit i think every transformers fan should watch rid15 because it is literally the funniest shit ever to me. its beautiful #local man forced to become father of nine other people who cannot even remotely be slightly normal for even one second or they will die #local man ALSO cannot be normal but he is desperately trying to be #important to mention that out of the said nine other people only one is an actual child #OH and not to mention its tied into transformers prime and rescue bots which makes it literally 100 times funnier #there could NOT have been a better sequel series honestly #bumblebee. buddy. how did you GET here #it literally has everything. furries; comedy; bumblebee age regressing on drugs; blurr from rescue bots comes by for a visit; found family #like i know some of you might say im bluffing or exaggerating but im literally not. this show is insane and i love it

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t4tstarvingdog · 2 months ago

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had the craziest nightmare today. hit every nightmare genre and added a new one just for me

#timothy's txts.#late getting off my break at work for my worst manager BUT at the worst place i worked #walked into my manager in a meeting with EVERY head person in our district and they all chided me for being late and told me to hurry and #then i couldn’t find my apron #and then the street turned into a riot with cars being targeted by rockets and pedestrians being. also hit by rockets ?#this lady and i were by each other and we were like well normally we wouldn’t steal these motorbikes (they were hot pink though and swag as #hell) and then we started trying to escape but my seat was too high so i couldn’t drive safely #eventually we made it to her house with a small group of my coworkers / friends #and then a coworker i really liked got targeted and killed bc of me and the killers were shouting my name and hunting me down #so i go inside this lady’s house and it’s huge and honestly really nice #and i’m like hey do you have a toolbox PLEASE i need an alan wrench to lower the seat so i can drive safely and get away #and she was like yeah second floor #i asked which room? give me a landmark of the room so i don’t search every one #and she said it’s directly on the landing you can’t miss it #i go upstairs (the people hunting me in a red minivan have pulled up to her house and are suspiciously pulling all around it and backing up #and looking in the windows and i don’t know if this lady would sell me out) and ITS A TOY HOUSE. ???!??? not a toolbox…#so i’m searching but the people come in so i’m running through rooms and being quiet and make my way down to the basement that connects to #the garage and look desperately for a fucking alan wrench and they’re getting closer and i go through a small closet and there’s a trap door #and i go in there where there’s another hidden door and i finally get to the garage #and i find a tool box and decide to write the lady a note thanking her and telling her why i left so quickly #but all the papers i find are filled with scary notes and i’m wondering why they make me so uneasy #until i realize they’re notes that were written to Me from. a guy who really fucked me up #and one of them says ‘trans hot’ and i literally go :( i don’t want to be trans hot…#<- specifically from him because of the issues.#and then i realize that he’s the one hunting me down to Get me (the red van was irl his family’s car lmao)#and i’m panicking in an increasing amount and i won’t be able to get to the motorbike and escape with my coworkers and friends #and then my sibling woke me up asking if i wanted a breakfast sandwich or pancakes. so. crazy dream to have at nine in the morning #ask to tag

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isagrimorie · 11 months ago

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"In light of their past and present service, the command crew of the USS Enterprise are receiving a full pardon for commandeering…Better yet, hijacking… This very ship… with your help."

Seven and Tuvok, in the aftermath of Seven's successful hijacking of yet another Federation ship.

Seven and Tuvok's been here before.

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its-all-papaya · 19 days ago

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my toxic trait is that i believe that if i could have one (1) day completely off work to do life-maintenance tasks and write before 7pm, i could finish dad lando in like a week or two.

unfortunately we will never find out bc my last day off was september 22 and i think my next one off is american thanksgiving (november 28)

#personal #promised myself i would stop work posting and then i woke up at 9am with my lights on to the realization that i forgot a task from friday #and also overslept #bc i woke up at 4am to watch quali yesterday and then went straight to work where i stayed for nine hours #got home ate dinner answered asked passed out literally the second american football finished #my entire life is so precariously balanced and it always comes crashing down in fUCKING NOVEMBER #could be worse. last fall i went AUGUST 13 to DECEMVER 23 without a single day completely off work.

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pinkcaraz · 1 month ago

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ok i was gonna say i don't think i actually like watching sincaraz finals bc my heart can't take the stress of it but i've been manipulated by all the cute post-match interactions into feeling good about the match 😭😭😭

#literally gaslit into being happy about the match #i was depressed that carlos lost for a hot second #and then they were on the bench together and i was fine #and then jannik goes and picks confetti out of carlos' hair and i feel like i'm on cloud nine #what is this

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dragonomatopoeia · 1 year ago

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i was talking with carlos and i'm just. constantly baffled by the widespread critical acclaim of court of owls like i know they're called dogwhistles because if you're not listening for them they're hard to hear but also. but also. the super secret organization. that controls global politics. that was led by Jacob Kane. are you fucking kidding me

#THE KANES ARE LITERALLY JEWISH. DC WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS #antisemitism cw #air's comics tag #i think about white knight for longer than nine seconds and my brain gushes out of my ears in visceral rage

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