#and tell me why my STUPID ASS told this woman (who has thee worst taste in men i have ever encountered) that you can change your location
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Why do I just. Create problems for myself
#so my loveable idiot of a best friend was saying wistfully ‘i need a big scottish farmer man to marry me and i’ll work on his farm and [kid]#can run about with the chickens’#and tell me why my STUPID ASS told this woman (who has thee worst taste in men i have ever encountered) that you can change your location#on tinder if you pay for it. like why would i do that????#she’s merrily swiping on men of the scottish highlands and i’m holding my head in my hands like why.. why would i do that#she’ll find a serial killer by sunrise. when i tell you that her track record is just about the worst i’ve ever seen#it reads like a bingo card of dreadful men#psychopaths. addicts. narcissists. fuckboys. men who perpetrate every type of abuse in existence#she’s going to move in with scotland’s answer to ted bundy and he’s going to wear her skin and it’ll be my fault#also i thought about redownloading tinder for myself but then i realised that was the devil talking#i downloaded HER though. even though i have no business dating at the moment#i just really cannot seem to make good decisions#anyway if you need me i’ve just realised i haven’t had dinner yet so i’m going to go make hot dogs#personal
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