#and take notes of kanji i dont know (almost all of them haha)

[gureshinlover]

Me: *still havent finished reading 1 volume manga in japanese (otoyomegatari) i got from a manga shop near my area*

Me: *still only read 1 vol out of 4 vols manga in japanese (kare ni irai shite wa ikemasen) that i ordered from japan*

Also me: Should i buy 4 vols of Bsd BEAST manga?? from japan???

[thewertsearch]

Your mother then purchased a fresh pack of W's and left them there for your convenience. Appreciative of the thoughtful gesture, you left her a sincere THANK YOU NOTE, which you had legally notarized, and then marked with a drop of blood.

This hundred-dollar one-upmanship game? I have no doubt in my mind that some rich people IRL just do this. For fun.

Finally, Mom gets her intro. Looks like we haven’t unlocked her character yet, but the silhouette is unmistakably your classic 50s housewife. Just look at that beehive!

And of all things to be doing during a power outage. She's up to her IRONIC HOUSEWIFE routine again. That mop bucket doesn't even have any water in it! What an absolute madwoman.

OK, line in the sand. if we see that bucket and it's actually empty, then I'll put my chips in the 'Mom really is trolling Rose' basket.

GG: hi dave!! TG: hey sup GG: not much sup with you!! GG: bro! hehehe TG: haha TG: good one TG: s'alright being chill i guess you know how it goes GG: great! feeling cool today? GG: mr cool guy? TG: oh man you know it GG: sooooo cooooooool!!!

GG is either a true master of irony, or the most sincere of the friend group. Either way, the more we hear from them, the more I like them.

GG: he will not open it GG: he will lose it!!! TG: oh TG: uh TG: wow sorry to hear that i guess? GG: no its good actually! GG: because he will find it again later when he really needs it GG: which of course is why i sent it in the first place!

...

...hang on, what?

TG: see like TG: i never get how you know these things GG: i dont know GG: i just know that i know!

What?

My mental model of GG was that they were the ‘normal’ kid of the group. No Sburb knowledge, no Skaianet secrets, just reacting to things as anyone would. And now we’re learning they’re some sort of oracle. They’re better with the occult than Rose is, without even trying. 

Dave is saying this is a recurring thing, GG knowing things they shouldn't - and according to GG, it's not really something they’re doing consciously. Could this be their predetermined ‘role’ in the game, as the party seer? 

Maybe their browser isn’t a god at all. Maybe it’s Cassandra.

GG: i have to feed bec which is always a bit of an undertaking TG: man TG: if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off GG: heheheh! GG: i dont think i could if i tried!!!

Bec? The one who told you to avoid the meteor? 

Or OK, looking back, there’s nothing there about Bec speaking. He 'seemed to think it was dangerous', which in retrospect, sounds like more of a vibe GG was getting from an animal. Some sort of ‘devilbeast’ which may or may not be immune to bullets.

...GG is the weirdest of these four, aren’t they?

TG: say hi to your grand dad for me too ok GG: ._. GG: yes i guess an encounter with him is almost certain GG: it is usually........ GG: intense!!! TG: well yeah isnt it always with family

Considering that in the Homestuck universe, seeing your parents comes with an anime intro, a mysterious silhouette, and barely stops short of pasting some ‘menacing’ kanji onto the screen... yeah, it kind of is.