#and ozai immediately burned off his entire outfit

[chiptrillino]

ok now i have to ask

why do you hate the cape (from the comics)?

Welll... -inserts edna mode no capes montage-

But in all honesty... I understand tradition costom and representation. But the whole design for zuko is just... heavily weighing him down. And the cape makes it worse.

I dont think a cape is a good idea when somone fights with fire. Exspecially somone that does lot of spinning or sometimes brakedancing moves.

You want to make zuko look badass? Scrap the cape, return his swords. Because where are they?

Give this man his swords back dang it!!!

The only time we see in canon zuko wear cape is when he sneaks around and hides in the third season. With a hood!

What does he hide this time? (Probably himself because he is ashamed and embarrassed that he has to wear...THAT)

All my frustration aside the design is... alright. Its a good and flexible redesign of the former fire lords ones. I can live with that. Just NO CAPE

[middleofnowhere92]

For the ship meme... behold, Zhao and Ozai :^)

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Forever or until Zhao meets his untimely demise or Ozai finds someone he likes better

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Zhao immediately. Ozai doesn’t know what love is. 

How was their first kiss? - Ozai turned his cheek cause he ain’t about it

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Zhao

Who is the best man/men? - Azula/Lt. Jee

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - N/A, not saying Azula is a man, but she would be a best man not a bride’s maid. 

Who did the most planning? - Zhao for the entire event. Ozai made sure his outfit was on fleek. 

Who stressed the most? - The palace staff. These two are so dramatic and over the top. 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Zuko, Iroh, Wan Shi Tong, everyone who had ever slighted the two of them for any reason. Picture Azula’s banishment scene, but with wedding invites. 

NSFW below 

Sex:

Who is on top? - they switch it up!

Who is the one to instigate things? - Ozai is an attention whore, but always insists it’s Zhao that starts it. 

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - An hour or two? They’re both older so they can hang for a bit. 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - No. Ozai only cares about getting his, and Zhao likes to make Ozai cum #pillowprincess

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 0

How many children will they adopt? - Azula gets to stay. Zuko still gets banished. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Zhao

Who is the stricter parent? -Zhao

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Zhao

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Azula has to fend for herself 

Who is the more loved parent? - Ozai

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?Ozai, to flex on all the other parents. 

Who cried the most at graduation? - Zhao is crying happy tears. He finally gets Ozai to himself. 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Ozai doesn’t want the family to look bad, but he would make Zhao go down to the police station

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Someone they hired to cook. 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ozai. #Diva

Who does the grocery shopping? - The person they hired to cook

How often do they bake desserts? - Never

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat!

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Zhao is definitely more sentimental. 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Zhao

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Both

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Zhao, the military upbringing makes him very neat

Who is really against chores? - Ozai

Who cleans up after the pets? - They have no pets

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Ozai

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Both. They want to impress anyone coming over

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Zhao, because Ozai doesn’t lift a finger

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Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Ozai

Who takes the dog out for a walk? N/A

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Every holiday to out do the neighbors. 

What are their goals for the relationship? Ozai likes to have someone to do his bidding while Zhao has more serious intentions. 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Ozai

Who plays the most pranks? I can’t see either doing so. 

Send me a ship for the this