#and natasha

[sunnysideprincess]

Don't forget your sunscreen kids

[kujousgf]

"i could fix her" okay well i could accept her for who she is and support her in everything she does

[angelkissiies]

“baby, it’s a cunt. it stretches.” says hockey!abby when stretching her little cheerleader girlfriend out for the first time on the strap

[elegyofthemoon]

Tag Game: Current

Got tagged by the very kind @wearileigh to do :D

- Current time: 6:29 PM !

- Current activity: Demolishing and rearranging a script I'm writing for an OC to fit the narrative better ✌🏼

- Currently thinking about: Slightly worrying over the fact I might not be able to finish doing everything I had hoped to by the end of my free day today BUT I have majority of tomorrow so that's okay :D

- Current favorite song: "Regression" from Honkai Impact 3rd. Tuesday fucked me over with that one and I haven't gotten over it. It's been nearly 2 weeks.

- Currently reading: a lot of fics chief! oh and technically D Gray Man but I'm so inconsistent about it lmao

- Currently watching: Not a show! But I'm currently watching someone play Octopath Traveler II and Haunting Ground :)

- Current favorite character: ahahahaha I'm kind of on a big Star Rail hype atm >_> as one can tell-- But because of that, I'd say my current favorite character is Sampo. He's just such a fun character aslkdfjah (there are more thoughts but. no no lol)

- Current WIPS: this 7 chaptered script. and like a few fanfics here and there. i think. alskjfh

Tagging: @longagoitwastuesday, @lag-train, @bizzyfish, and whoever else wants to do it! But no obligation of course friends <3

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[charlesoberonn]

You can't understate the profound effect these Natasha Allegri drawings had on an entire generation

[sherpawhale]

There's an auction to support the Motion Picture and Television Fund for healthcare for those striking in Hollywood and there's the usual Zooms and dinners with actors, but some of the biddable items are absolutely unreal in the best way

[morgangalaxy43]

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

[natti-ice]

every time i remember my favorite person isn’t real

[bi-buddha]

Natasha Lyonne has always been an icon.

[ornithorynquerouge]

Natasha Udovenko / Ariel Lilit

[vinamari]

How it feels going to bed after reading some words

It was angst

[becomingvecna]

Arcana by Miguel Cruz

[hurtspideyparker]

In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

-

Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

-

Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

-

Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

-

Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

-

Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

-

Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

-

Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

-

Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

Read Part 2 here

[mrsgingles]

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[goldenxtattoo]

stop calling natasha lyonne straight she is a merry prankster