#and maybe cocaine bear and patrick bateman

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IT'S THE SECOND DAY OF THE SPOOKY MONTH AND I'VE BEEN GOING DOWN A BIT OF A RABBIT HOLE EBER SINCE I MADE THAT FREDDY KRUEGER X TF2 HEAVY CRACK ART, SO I DECIDED TO MAKE MY OWN SLASHER HOUSE AU BASED MOSTLYBON SPOILERS I'VE GOTTEN FOR THE VARIOUS HORROR MOVIES REPRESENTED HERE! LET'S GO!

I'm just gonna make bullet points for each character and what I think they'd be like and their dynamics with the others:

Basic plot:

• After the events of the movie when she went on a rampage and burned her school down, Carrie White has been on the run, and decided to hide out in an abandoned cabin, unaware that she was trespassing on Camp Crystal Lake's campgrounds because it was fall and no one was around to kick her out anyway

• Somehow she finds a creepy tape with some Japanese writing on it, and decides to put it on, unaware of the ghost inside, but after the seven days have passed, she finds out about Sadako and somehow manages to get her to show mercy to her, once she finds out that this little ghost girl shares the trauma of being hated by her own mother and Carrie decides to become like a big sister figure to Sadako

• the girls are taking full advantage of their powers to basically threaten the camp staff to let them live there year-round since neither of them really have anywhere else to go. And the staff comply, because they're terrified of what happens if they don't. All is well between these two until Jason Vorhese rises from the lake, and once again, the two face off until they eventually realize they have very similar traumas, but instead of mother issues, they vond over the fact that they were both bullied.

• yes, I'm counting the bear from Cocaine Bear as a slasher, deal with it, I just think it's funny if she just shows up sometimes

• I have no idea how Michael Myers shows up but he was in the Hunger Games simulation that started this whole thing so it would be wierd not to include him, I really don't know what to do with him lol

• I don't know why Freddy Krueger is here, but he is, and I think it would be funny if this au was in the same continuity as my Hunger Games (ignoring the fact that Michael Myers died in that Hunger game) so he apparently had a brief romantic thing with the TF2 Heavy, assumedly killed Heavy and Spy with thorny vines, won the Hunger games, and somehow ended up joining a slasher found family

• also Patrick Bateman is here because he's so comically underpowered compared to everyone else here. he absolutely despises everyone here but can't really do anything about it, he's kinda just the guy that everyone asks for money from. As for why he's even part of this mess in the first place, IDK maybe he just took some vacation days to go upstate (I don't actually know if any of the other movies in this AU take place in New York, but let's just assume they do) to fump a body or whatever and just got dragged into this

• also, cute headcanon, Sadako becomes an E-Sports champion, and she really loves it because she gets to vent all of the rage she feels about being abandoned in that well, and she can do things that shouldn't be possible in the game.

• I'm debating on putting Herbert West in here mostly because I don't know if he ever actually kills anyone himself or if he just raises the dead, but then again I haven't actually seen any of the movies represented here in their entirety except for Cocaine Bear, but why not, maybe he's like the team healer with all of that re-agent he's got