#and like ... it was completely insensitive of that guy to say that coz it is an attempt to out hao which šŖ
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it's rly upsetting to me that the response to homophobia/controversy with zebi is .. also so homophobic in how it defends them. like ik it's such a difficult line to walk coz the 'so what if they're gay' voice is very difficult to get across in those spaces. coz that's absolutely what the energy should be but instead it's focused on 'defending' them by hiding their gay which is so deeply upsetting. And they are So new ... I can only hope it dies down in a way that doesn't make them think they're not supported :(
#for context this is about the homophobia around hanbins dance vids and then someone claiming to have been with zhanghao in china#and like ... it was completely insensitive of that guy to say that coz it is an attempt to out hao which šŖ#but the response being 'u have no proof - the company will sue' etc like ... if it's suing for defamation .. that is homophobic coz it's#treating being called gay as an evil rude thing#and then the 'u have no proof' is the whole straight until proven gay shit and also furthering being gay as a horrible thing#like how Dare they say that about zhanghao#it's so š #like the action should rly be against the outing ! and it doesn't need to be proved or not it's the intention to put him#and the fantastic solution to the hanbin issue being 'don't share those vids anymore' like š š š š š #I know all of this will pass coz it always does#but it's a lil different because they are so new and they are so big there's so much attention on them#anyway<333 I love zebi more than life itself these lil gay boys are on my mind always
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Last thing I'll say about this and I'll leave you guys alone: Bridget Regan, who wasn't even involved in the RR shit, who just filmed with the show and cast, made some tweet that's basically vaguing something stinks with RR's testimony. That's not the most reliable coz she wasn't there, but the number of ppl who are saying yeah, no about her little temper tantrum is steadily growing. I believe Cam when he says she was fired, which is v uncommon af for a lead and especially a pivotal DCTV/Arrowverse one (a paragon too). I believe Cam. He's never had nasty shit circulating about him prior to BW (including allegations of being racist), ppl have had great things to say about him whereas she's been called arrogant etc,, and her insults towards him were racially charged and excessive which rubbed me the wrong way. (Egomaniac because he made a comment about you being late? Mmkay. You sound like a narcissist who can't fathom someone [beneath you] questioning your greatness. Sounds like projection to me). Knowing she was fired and the show is thriving, she's try try trying to weaponize white victimhood. And like always, those fans who don't even watch the show ate it up and jumped on a hate bandwagon just as she wanted. Revealing this shit on the day the show airs was purposeful and calculated so of course attention went elsewhere. Like I said, glad the injury is healed and she's away from the shitty execs but she's got more holes in her story than Swiss cheese and someone recently pointed out her story about when and how she got her injuries has changed multiple times but all of a sudden it's all from BW. (Sound familiar? Like say... a certain ever changing proposal story...).
Honestly this whole situation is existing on a very slippery slope. On one hand itās easy to believe what Ruby has said about the work conditions because there is far too many other accusations of horrible treatment from other actors however, her storyāas you mentionedāhas holes in it, she dragged other actors into it with some very defamatory accusations and the best she could do to āsaveā others who were also getting attacked (namely, Javicia) was to tell people to try and not attack them and to only go after the people she explicitly called out š. And the fact that she released it so that it would pick up steam and was pretty much guaranteed to not only completely overshadow BWās episode but also make sure that any cast member that was doing their job and promoting the episode would be attacked for being insensitive was such a vindictive move. Especially coming from someone she wanted to make sure that everyone ātriedā not to mercilessly attack the innocent cast members just doing their job. š
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all the love, hyunjin.
oneshot. hyunjin x jisung, hyunjin x female reader
genre: college au from the onset, high school au, neighbors au, tinge of fluff, angst
words: 2.8k
warning(s): super duper slight mention of alcoholic drinks, and nothing heavy at all except for the extreme trashy plot twist pfft, italicized words are in present times
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y'all its good to be back after a month(?) of not writing hihi, good thing that my fam @districtninewriters decided to hold a valentines' event for their writers! Go check them out here! make sure to read my fellow writers' entries coz u won't regret it, they're amazing as hell!
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It feels so good to be back home (even tho you went back last christmas but only for two days). Three years are too much and you missed staying for long at your childhood home. This time, you'll stay for a week so you will do everything with all your might while you're at your parents' house. And one thing from the list is to clean your room. Though you are aware that your parents sometimes clean it. But since you were here, it's time to declutter all the things that are no use for you.
You started by cleaning your closet, removing all the clothes that you don't need anymore. Bringing out all the ones you needed when you come back at the dorms. While rummaging through your clothes, you saw the brown box nicely placed at the bottom of your closet. You forgot that the box was here since your closet was stuffed with clothes. A smile crept up on your face as you grab the box. That box contains all of unnecessary things that you kept from your high school years.
You sat on your bed as you open the box, completely forgetting that you have things to do as soon as you open it. Torn pages from notebooks, folded papers, pictures, arcade tokens and random stuff are inside. Smiling as memories rush back everytime you see a specific stuff. The smile that was on your face eventually disappeared when a pink folded paper caught your eye. You picked the paper up and opened it. it was the letter from your neighbor, your bestfriend hyunjin. remembering how you felt after reading this letter from him.
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y/n. it's hyunjin.
i know you know why i made this letter. but if not, well i just joined our school's event. this is nuts and unexpected. but i guess this is the right time..? or probably not but i think of this as an opportunity. so why let it slip?
i know you'll be weirded out, and i'm expecting it tho. but pls don't worry. you don't have to do anything. i just want to give this to you so you can be aware of what i'm going to tell you.
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you suddenly remember that he made this letter because of the foolish idea your school came up for the valentines' day that time. it was when you were all in your ninth grade, almost 6 years ago.
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"So how many letters are you going to give to Jisung?" your friend, Ryujin asked as she fiddled with the letter she received from someone.
"Ryu, I already told him that I won't give him and he understand. And please, couples aren't required to do it. We already know that we feel the same for each other, so why bother? Jisung knows how special he is to me." You said, frowning at her. you already told Jisung about it. It's not that necessary and it won't affect your relationship, like it was such a shallow thing to do.
"Your annoying bestfriend's outside." Ryujin said and pointed at the door where you saw Hyunjin.
"I'll just go to him. Go read that letter with all your heart. Maybe they're the one for you." You said and gave her wink which made Ryujin roll her eyes at you.
"Hey stupid." You said as soon as you approached Hyunjin who pinched your arm jokingly.
"Hello too, my stupid best friend. So what are you up to?"
"You were the one who went here and you're the one asking that? I'm gonna ask that to you, what are you up to?" You said making Hyunjin silent, but the boy just rolled his eyes at you. What's with people and they keep on rolling their eyes on you?
"Whatever. You busy? Just wanna ask you to go with me to the mall. My treat." He wiggled his eyebrows at you and showed her mother's credit card.
"What the-- did you just stole your mom's card again? Wait let me tell her--" Hyunjin tapped your arm when you tried to get your phone from your pocket. He looks like he's the type of guy who wouldn't do it, but you've known him for years and he can be a sneaky rat sometimes.
"No I didn't- I asked her okay? And she let me because she knows I'm with you. She likes and trusts you so much she lets me use her card for our mini-date" He said and wiggled his eyebrows at you. This kind of banters are normal between and it doesn't really affect you, tho sometimes, or you should say, you used to feel moved by this kind of retorts from him. this means nothing to you now, as you said so to yourself.
"Okay, okay fine. But Jin, Uh, uhm. Jisung already asked me a while ago, and I said yes. So I might not be able to join you with your mini-date. Sorry." It's obvious that his expression changed into something that made you feel somewhat guilty.
"Oh, why did I forgot about that? Okay, nevermind. Enjoy your date then." He said and flash you a smile, and you can really tell that it was just a facade. But you decided to brush it off.
"Why don't you ask Ryujin? Seungmin? Felix?" You decided to suggest, since the three are his friends too.
"Uhm, yeah. I'll just ask them. Good luck with your date, by the way. I know Jisung will make you happy, especially it's your first Valentines' date together." He replied making you grin like an excited kid.
"Don't smile too much, you look ugly, remember?" He retort making you glare at him. He's back with being a mood breaker. He is really your best friend.
"Whatever, you look ugly too, you know that? Anyways, I need to go already, maybe Jisung's waiting for me. See you tomorrow then?" He nod before bidding each others' goodbyes, a little pained knowing that you won't join him for the first time on Valentines' day. Every Valentines', You and Hyunjin have a tradition of mini-date every Valentines' after school. Treating each other foods, but mostly Hyunjin was the one who always spends since "he proposed this idea to you" which you immediately agreed because Hyunjin's so fun to be with. But after rejecting him for the very first time, makes you a tad guilty. But he understand it, right? Yeah, he understands it.
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You had a nice and special day with Jisung. It feels surreal, because you were able to celebrate Valentines with the person you like, the guy who cherish you with all his heart. Jisung is a nice guy, and you'll do everything not to hurt him. He has a special space in your heart. The guy you're sure who will stay with you no matter what happen. Like Hyunjin.
You shook your head when Hyunjin suddenly passed by on your train of thoughts about your boyfriend. Hyunjin is different, he is your best friend, your confidant. The guy who you grew up with and also has a special space in your heart. But they are utterly different. Jisung is Jisung, he is your boyfriend. Hyunjin is Hyunjin, your bestfriend.
"Y/N! Y/N" You went out of your trance when you heard your mother calling your name downstairs. You just got home from your after school Valentines date with Jisung, and you must admit, you feel giddy, extreme butterflies took flight in your stomach. Everything was just perfect for you.
"What is it, Mom?" You went downstairs and saw your mom at the kitchen.
"Hyunjin's outside, calling for you. He's outside, I'm letting him in but he said he won't stay long, he just need to give you something. Go to him, don't let him wait." Your mom beckoned you to go to Hyunjin, you checked the time first and its already 7 in the evening, what's with him?
You saw him standing outside, looking edgy, making you baffled. Your "hey" made the boy jump a bit and flash you an obviously nervous smile.
"What's up? Mom said you'll give me something. What is it?" You said as you approached him, the higher the proximity, the nervousness he feels also increases. But why?
"Uh, hey. Uhm yeah. I'm gonna give you something. Uuhm- here it is." He gave you a folded pink paper with his trembling hands. You attempt to open it but the guy moved faster.
"Please open it after I leave. Please?" Your eyebrows knitted and nodded slowly, agreeing with the way he prevented you from opening the letter, making you more confused.
"So what's this all about, Hwang Hyunjin? Is this some sort of prank? A blackmail?" You said joking. Hyunjin just gave you a sheepish grin, completely lacking of words to reply to you. The answers are inside the paper he gave you. So what else would he say to you?
"No. Just promise me that you will open that one when I leave, okay? So, I'm gonna leave now. See you tomorrow?" Hyunjin bit his lip, bidding his goodbye to you before he sprint out of your sight, didn't dare to wait for your response. You just rolled your eyes and shrugged, examining the paper he gave you. But there's a sudden strange feeling crept inside you, didn't have an idea why and where it came from. You went back to your room and decided to read the letter there.
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Just promise me one thing. don't you ever dare avoid me after reading this. but maybe i'll understand it if you do. i am not insensitive you know?
yep, i like you silly. i don't know when this whole thing started. i swear, it's like wow, what's this i'm feeling? do i like y/n? oh yeah, i like her. i see and feel things differently when i started liking you, but not in a creepy way! i'm not that kind of person! it's like even if you're just doing those normal things like you always did back then, it feels more special, bizarre. is it always like this if you feel something romantically towards that person? or am i just overreacting? whatever it may be, that's what i felt.
remember when you slipped on the hallway because of the slippery wet floor, good thing i was with you and i am able to catch you, then you told that you really can't live without me? maybe for you it just casual, just a friendly banter, but for me? not gonna lie, it made my heart jump out of my chest. and luckily my face don't blush that too much, you're not able to see how affected i am with that. there are more, but i won't write that anymore. It won't fit in this goddamn piece of paper!
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Did you expect this? Absolutely not. But you wished he told you sooner, sooner so you won't feel any regrets now. He likes you, but do you still like him? You definitely don't know. You already have Jisung, but do you think that reason is enough? Your mind is rambling with thoughts. All you were aware of is you used to feel the same way for him. But is it still here? You really don't have an idea. Why does it have to be late?
Hyunjin is the type of person who you will easily like. With his bubbly, sometimes slow-witted (yeah he is) but caring and loving persona, you'll just eventually love everything about him, no wonder all girls from your school are after him. And you are an example of it. Having an advantage as a best friend. You are lucky that you are one of the women he treasures the most. And you are grateful for it. Too grateful that you started growing feelings for him that exceeded the line of being just best friends. It lasted for about two years, you know you were too young back then, but it's Hyunjin and you know how much he cares for you. But soon you realized that he's just being like that since you are his best friend. So you tried moving on, thoughts of telling him about what you feel passed your mind but didn't have enough courage to do so. Now, knowing that he feels the same way too, made you feel somewhat regretful. You are mad, just mad. But do you have any rights to be mad at Hyunjin? Actually none. Guy doesn't even have an idea you like him too. This whole situation is so much frustrating than you've ever imagined. You never want this to happen, no one wants. Now, you have no idea what to do, with Hyunjin's feelings. He did mention that you don't have to do anything, he just wants you to know how he feels, but it's like something inside you was telling you otherwise. What are you gonna do now?
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you know, you've been my bestfriend for years ever since you live in this neighborhood, and i am so grateful for that. i am grateful enough to know you, grateful enough to be a bestfriend that is always by your side. So please, please don't say sorry if you don't feel the same way. i just want to tell all of this to you, because i can't always keep this secret. i needed to vent it out. i need to tell you. so that i won't regret it in the future.
i can see how happy you are with jisung. and i am not planning to steal that happiness from you. what kind of friend am i if i'll do that? i know you too will last, i can feel it. but don't forget me, yeah? i am still your bestfriend, your neighbor, and your best boy.
all the love,
hyunjin xx
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You were thankful that Hyunjin stayed by your side after all those happened. He accepted that he won't stand a chance anymore. You tried and tried, to get rid of those feelings left you have for him and luckily, you did. You were happy with Jisung.
You picked up another folded paper, this time it was a letter you made. For Hyunjin. You planned on giving this to him, but you soon realized that all your feelings for him are much better left unsaid. You don't want him to feel remorseful just because he didn't tell you what he feel sooner.
You heard the doorbell rang, immediately jumping out of the bed, thinking that it was your parents.
"Coming!" You shouted as you run your way down the stairs and greet the person from the other side of the door.
"Mom? isn't it too earl- Oh." Your rumblings abruptly stop when you saw who is the person, are the persons outside your home.
"Hey Y/N! how are you?" Ryujin greeted you and envelope you with her warm bear hug, a smile automatically creeping up on your face, as the other people flash you a smile.
"I-I'm good. How about you guys? Come in, come in!" You said and let them inside your house.
"I'm definitely fine! These two? I don't have an idea." Ryujin said as he rolled her eyes at the two, making the other guy frown.
"Don't tell me you two fought right before going here?" You asked the guys nod in unison.
"Exactly, because he almost declined from going here. What a brat, didn't you miss your best friend?" Jisung said making Hyunjin sigh in defeat.
"I do! It's just that I am not in the mood to get up from my bed. Our very entitled professor just rejected my proposal that I worked for almost two weeks, just wow." You can't help but to laugh at your best friend, he really did not change, so dramatic ever since.
"You know, you just need a date. You're depriving my best friend hm? Maybe Jisung's not being a responsible boyfriend I think, do you agree Ryu?" Ryujin sneered and nod in agreement, making Jisung groan.
"Am not! He's the one ignoring me these past few weeks, and you'll pass the blame on me? What a sweet best friends you are." Jisung babble making you all laugh.
"Well, don't fight now, please? Let's just all catch up with our lives. What do you guys want to do?" You suggested.
"Pizza delivery and soju please! I need that" Hyunjin suggested and you immediately agree.
"Gotta go upstairs and grab my phone, be right back." You said and run upstairs to get your phone.
You bit your lip and realize that you still have an unfinished business in your bedroom. You just shrugged and tidied the box, storing the letters back and putting it back inside your closet. For now, you just want to catch up with the people you cherish.
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oh my, this is my first time writing a scenario involving member x member pairing, tho not the main pairing, but i rlly hope u like itš
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A chronicle of me watching the film "white chicks"
okay so It started with two black fbi agents disguised as racist Mexican stereotypes. They failed a bust regarding ice cream bent code for cocaine and busting actual Ice cream guys
Why do comedies with little to no white characters think they can be even more racist than the white people they accuse of doing so
Itās like āthe nutshackā all over again.
Hereās the āchief getting mad at the cop heroās incompetenceā trope. Heās Gonna put them on assignment in Iraq cuz their fuck up. Another duo consisting of a white dude and an ambiguously light Brown guy make fun of them with bad ice cream incompetence.
The girlfriend the one of them (I donāt know which one because I barely know either of them or even their names and so far their both bland as unflavored oatmeal) is upset because he was two minutes late to getting home and thinks sheās cheating on him.
āWhat could I possibly do anything so fast in those two minutes?ā
She gives him a stare implying thatās how fast he is in bed with her, and no sound of laughter passes my lips.
This overbearing girlfriend and beaten down boyfriend cliche isnāt done to death At all. Oh and this ones name is Marcus
More ice cream jokes from the antagonist duo, our āheroesā make a ājokeā about holding each others balls when they pee (what? Thatās not what you hold when you go pee) and which one wipes (wouldnāt it be the other guy while one is on the John? This joke is bad in premise and execution)
The antagonist duo is working on the āSocialite kidnappingā case where someone has threatened to kidnap the daughters of the head of a local college. The āheroāsā are volunteered to pick them to set up a trap
Why is this a comedy again?
Oh Marcus called other one whoās name they havenāt said yet āblackie-chanā (WHAT-)
Oh Marcus is lactose intolerant, that totally isnāt a checkovs gun
So the girls arrive and despite being in their early 20s they greet the agents by saying āwe already gave to the United negro fundā. Iāve never heard a rich young white chick call a black man a ānegroā in the 21st century. I get theyāre trying to make them shallow and shit but thatās unrealistic- oh now they gave the dudes the bags after they said they were going to the girls to the car.
Girls like this arenāt THIS kind of racist!
They canāt be from silicone valley and have the values of a stereotypical Texan yokel! They donāt fit!
Oh goodā¦ they have a Pomeranianā¦..
Iām only 15 minutes in? Oh good Lord. Iāll keep to highlights now.
The dog is out the window now oh no
Oh no they didnāt die from being hit by a truck
They just narrowly survived a horrible accident letās make it humerous
Sheās going to a self proclaimed bitch fit
They keep the girls in a room by saying they wouldnāt want anyone to see their āscarsā (a light scratch on ones nose and the others lip), but they cant get them to the area where the trap is
Marcus says he is going to hang himself before the chief gets to him, sadly he doesnāt follow through.
The one that isnāt Marcus is lying to the chief over the phone coz one more screw up and itās off to Iraq. The one that isnāt Marcus grabs marcusā balls to stop him from admitting the truth
No laughs here
Okay so the disguise team (i think? They donāt say is gonna make them look like the girls now
Iām glad itās more than sticking paint on their face and melons in their shirt but the guy freaked out when he felt the fake tits being put on him for some reason
āHeās right, make em biggerā says the head guy as i slowly die inside.
Oh Wait no it IS painting them white okay
The make up is somewhat decent, but here is where the āreal humorā starts. So put on your hazmat suits.
The antagonist duo has to watch over the āgirlsā disguised as hotel staff and they take advantage of this by āmistakingā the ambiguously light brown guy for Mexican. Are they just racist to mexicans?
Haha their boobs are so big and knocking over things ha ha ha
They use plastic surgery to excuse their masculine facial features as well as make excuses for fake crabiness, actually decent writing here.
This is fleeting as guys are already planning to tap dat ass
Is that the chick who played lindsay in arrested development?
Are we doing a āyour motherā competition right now. This film is sucking the humor out of me.
Another groin shot and mexican bashing.
Oh no one is getting attracted to the black publicist.
Oh good toilet humor and fart humor thanks chekovs gun
Lactose intolerance doesnāt work like that my family has two that are
Terry crews why are you here noā¦.
āThatās what Iām talking about, a skinny white girl with a black assā
Terry please no
Terry please god no
TERRY PLEASE NO
Did they do a āking king/ gorillaā joke to Terry and think since itās really a black dude itās okay.
Oh no
āMaking my way downtown, walking past, and Iām home bound BENNA BA BENNA BA BENNAā
OBLIGATORY N-WORD AND RAP JOKE I REPEAT ITāS A CODE 19 EVERYONE GET DOWN.
Oh good dressing up tiiime and sex jokes greeeeaaat.
What is happening right now
I have no words, i think the Movie is having a stroke?
Oh no wait i think itās me?
The antagonist duo is talking about what which older celebrity theyād bang as they keep an eye before they come back
And now not marcus Is trying to get her purse back coz it has the badge and gun, she ran fast and got it cuz I guess chicks like that canāt run fast???
Thereās a subplot involving the guys that wanna tap that a girl looking like a sheās on cocaine coz Nose powder thatās all you need to know.
I wanna die
Theyāre doin the auction girl for charity thing and TERRY IS BACK OH GOD WHY
Oh wait itās marcus wife and not girlfriend? Wtf
Oh good a sleepover
The black guy as a white girl is giving one girl corn rows OH NOOOO TUMBLR ALEERRRT
Oh good sex humour with dildos
Iām dead inside, like thereās nothing leftā¦ and thereās still another HOUR?! Children Iām not gonna make itā¦..
Oh good back to the dudes and banging celebs that have yeast infections- OH GOOD THE KIDNAPPING FROM BALD LACKIES oh theyāre just strippers acting like kidnappers
āItās part of their actā
Sadly itās statistically a common kink of women for some reason
Beach scene now
Haha heās actually black and throws footballās hard
Terry is too oiled up Iām scared OH GOD THATāS HIS BULGE
āSwartzinegroā, that is all
Romance subplot with the publicist or whoever she is again no one cares and nothing super horrible or unfunny
AND ANOTHER SUBPLOT WITH THE WIFE THATāS THE NAGGY BLACK GIRL TROPE AGAIN THATāS GREAT
TERRY CREWS BEING ROMANTIC TO MARCUS WITH SAXOPHONE
TERRY LIKES THE SONG! MAKINH MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND IāM HOME BOUND BADA BA BADA BA VXAGBCSG
STOP SINGING IāM THE DAD OF THE SWAMP CASTLE NOW
Oh good he did
Iām going to cry silently while this foot fetish shit is going on
Oyster is metaphor for pussy
More bland romance with not Marcus with awkward humor thatās just awkward
Same for Terry and marcus
Oh no mean doggo. Doggo mad. Doggo bite. Doggo please kill
Terry please stop Iām eating a carrot Iām gonna vomit
Oh heās a basketball player OF COURSE HE IS
AND MORE FART HUMOR THANK YOU FOR THAT I STILL HAD A SHRED OF SANITY LEFT
More bland romance with not Marcus.
Make it end
She called the dog āniggaā as itās funny coz itās a black chick
Antagonist duo being creeps and finding out theyāre dudes.
Drinks named after sex.
Terry putting drugs that arent roofies in the drink and my psychotic break is now complete
She switched them and pulled a āprincess brideā tho
Eye candy skank sexy dance off Iām going to die this suddenly turned into a those dance movies with the cheerleaders and is just to fill time and the smut quot
Lol all black dudes can break dance you guys and itās totally not stunt doubles
Itās 1 am right now and terry is high and ready to rape
Girl is spilling her guts litteraly and figuratively
High dog fucker and high Terry crews, wait wasnāt that shot from āitās always sunnyā with the glow sticks
Terry and high guy fucked
Marcus wife Subplot is back oh no.
Koolaid joke hahaha kill me
Why are the wives of black couples in comedies always so mean? I feel like thatās a stereotype that no one has acknowledged and is itās just as bad as other tropes
The antagonists thought the real sisters were the fake and they were stripped and they were punched and itās funny and the cheif knows and fired them and marcus is rightly leaving cuz is friend is an ass but heās apologizing so letās do the stupid plan and the identity of the bad guys is shown but I donāt remember who they are supposed to be.
The āheroesā are bringing the antagonist duo in cuz they were fired too and the āwhoād you rather fuckā thing ISNāT FUNNY
TOKEN FLAMBOYANT GAY GUY RUNNING FASHION SHOW WHO IS CONFIRMED GAY HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WASNāT OLD EVEN BEFORE THE GAY REVOLUTION NOT AT ALL
FAUX MEANINGFUL MUSHY GIRL SHIT
THE WIFE OF MARCUS AND HER FRIEND WITH NO NAME ARE STILL HERE.
TERRY GO AWAY
SWITCHAROO HUMOR HAHA
ITāS THE SWAN DRESS BOIIIIII
PRATFALLS AHAHAHAHA
The two bad mean got red paint splattered on them and itās seen as visionary while they are embarrassed.
Oh good china is in the mix of racial insensitivity
Oh boy theyre fighting the bad guys now and she said you hit like bitch
The wifes friend calls backup their names are keisha, nay-nay, and laquonda
Yes really
Oh the dad of the mean girls is the bad guy okay
Is terry dead
No
Terry only cared that marcus wasnāt white and he goes ānegro pleaseā. Did they use up their n-bombs?
The romance plot wraps up (āthis some jerry springer shitā) and both duos get their job back cuz itās a cop movie trope.
Why does Marcus want this chick again.
āAnd they all stayed friends the endā
Itās been a two hour movie and i lost all sanity but the late time is also a factor
Let this be a warning not to let history repeat itself
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