#and killer doesnt WANT to be sans!! he's NOT SANS BRO. and i dont think he would consider them sans either

[triglycercule]

thinking so much about horror and dust,,, gosh these SILLY goobers theyre so EYDAGHGGG!!!!! compliments to eachother,,,,,

i need them to make puns about topics that absolutely nobody should be laughing about and then DIE cackling because no waaay the punchline was a human's execution :333 (phantom papyrus is shaking his head in dismay)

need them to share stories about shitty experiences with humans and for horror to be impressed by dust's ability to keep coming up with new ways to kill his human and then for dust to also be impressed by horror's ability to handle with all different types of humans!!!

they make eachother food but dust poisoned horror's food and horror added rusted nails to his so theyre just like no you first you really should eat first i wouldn't wanna be rude no but i INSIST! they both know. it's a fun little game isnt it??? horror gets a bit scared of having to eat the food when dust's eyes turn red and cyan but it's okay because then he can just shove the shitty eggs he made into those eyes because theres literal NAILS cooked into it

sometimes they fight because thats normal and dust is annoyed at horror for hating undyne because she's a good person who just wanted to help others and horror's getting pissed because DIDN'T YOU LITERALLY KILL HER DONT YOU JUST VIEW HER AS EXP WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HER!!! and they bicker back and forth and dust is really starting to wonder why he even empathizes with horror atp.... but its ok after a little quarrel they simmer down and move on. they dont change opinions at all the fight was for nothing

but then there's also times when they just wanna confide in each other because likeeeee theyre both shitty people who fucked up their undergrounds by their own accords and miss how peaceful life was back then. dust tells horror stories of life back before the human came because horror doesn't really remember it that well anymore and horror speaks to phantom papyrus through dust so he can pretend that this is just a conversation between sans and papyrus and everything's okay for just a moment. they both linger onto their memories of how things were before everything went to shit even though horror can barely remember and dust hates his previous self back then,,,,,

dust thinks horror's sooo much better than him for not literally mass murdering everyone but then goes around and stink eyes him for forcing his snowdin to eat humans and then leave the rest of the underground to starve. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO BETTER HORROR WHY DIDN'T HELP EVERYONE ELSE. horror scoffs because even though he kinda lowkey gets dust's philosophy of saving everyone and stopping the human through gaining LV he still killed everyone??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM YOU IDIOT SHOULD'VE JUST FOUND ANOTHER WAY OR LET IT HAPPEN!!! the way they understand eachother on paper but then in reality despise what the other did,,,,,

ok SO WHAT if they encourage eachother's delusions. SO WHAT if they pretend the past never went away so WHAAAAT!!! it doesn't matter at least they found someone who can match their freak,,,,,, dust and horror peak duo PEAK DUO DARE I SAY OK

[sunny-knight]

i’m sure you’re all wondering why I gathered you all here today.

*Forgettable AU Wingdings, Flowey, Papyrus, post-accident Sans, pre-accident Sans, and Gaster sitting in a meeting room*

THIS SONG. LAPLACE’S ANGEL. BY WILL WOOD. IS PERFECT. FOR WINGDINGS’ INSANE ARC.

…I THINK- idk the comic hasn’t shown that yet- uh-

Im PRETTY SURE ITS PERFECT FOR WINGDINGS’ INSANE ARC‼️ and i wanna rant about it to anyone that cares to listen cause THIS SERIES IS SO COOL

allow me to explain all of the lines i have drawn out here (they are not in order. this is so messy.)

IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES YOU’D WALK THE SAME DAMN MILES I DO: WD lashing out at either Alphys or Sans for questioning his… methods (scientific methodsHEHEHEHEHE) Like if you were in his shoes (knowing your life is a game) youd want to do.. whatever hes doing.

NOBODY DIES AGNOSTIC: WD died- he was not agnostic when he died. He views himself and/or the player as some sort of diety. speaking of which…

YOU COULD BREAK AN ANGELS FALL AND IGNORE THE DEVILS CALL: whats fun about this line is it kinda works both ways. What kind of player are you? an angel or a devil?

THE ONLY ONES IN NEED OF LOVE ARE THE ONES THAT DONT RECEIVE ENOUGH: The only real social interaction/love WD got/gets (until Alphys) are from his brother, and its just not enough. *sniff* *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGHHHFHDH*

anywho, NEATLY FOLD YOUR SKELETONS BUT STILL CANT SHUT THE CLOSET DOOR: Self explanatory, skeletons inside your closet. I think in an old post it was mentioned that Papyrus threw out a lot of WDs old clothes, so maybe this is after he just woke up/was born(????) he looked inside the closet and found neatly folded lab coats and dress shirts that made him feel REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE so he chucked em

WHATEVER YOU THINK OF ME: *sans silently judges, and worries for his brothers sanity as he yells at him about how ‘if you were in his same shoes, youd walk the same damn miles i do.*

AM I BAD, AM I BAD, AM I BAD, AM I REALLY THAT BAD: bros just kinda losing it at this point, dunno if hed feel guilty at this point or double down but this is assuming he feels guilty but still doubles down

SO IF YOU WASH YOUR HANDS OF WHERE YOUVE BEEN UNTIL YOU FLOOD THE SECOND FLOOR: this is just a cool asf line- hes BEEN in the void so yeah if he washed his hands of that-

IT DOESNT TAKE A KILLER TO MURDER JUST A REASON TO KILL: Like its been said/implied before, WD wasnt like a MONSTER i dont think he experimented on people or killed them or hurt em in any way that wasnt emotionally- BUT STILL THIS IS A COOL LINE and its more about Flowey than anything. Hes a reason Papyrus would hypothetically kill in self defense (before the pacifist run) (and ofc papyrus doesnt- but YOU GET ME)

THANK YOU, GOD: self explanatory-

I PROMISE THIS SONG WORKS- idk HOW shitty Wingdings is/was but the fact that he was, theres religious themes, AND theres some guilt involved?? ITS PERFECT

Also i just really love Will Wood- highly recommend all his stuff its pretty great, and really good for Deltarune stuff cause of all the religious themes

6Up 5Oh is a perfect song for chapter 3 (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE UNDYNE SHOW UP IN THE DARK WORLD PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE)

Also Papyrus is SO I/me/myself inside, and outside this AU