#and its like fine if u just wanna write a silly little oneshot ooc obviously do ur thang <3 but YALL!!!! ON A SERIOUS NOTE!!!!!!
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anyways so ivebeen reading old geIphie fics that i used to like and looking back i am realizing like. how many people get the dynamic SO wrong
#and its like fine if u just wanna write a silly little oneshot ooc obviously do ur thang <3 but YALL!!!! ON A SERIOUS NOTE!!!!!!#neither of them would ever make the first move ever. have you seen them? they would need a third party bc holy shit#their dynamic is literally just#glinda: does something gay#elphie: ok. but shes just doing that as a friend right? theres not other intention behind this. also i am unlovable#glinda: this is heterosexuality#(the heterosexual act in question is well. anything that she does or says. that bitch is a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)#this is my expert analysis#this makes more sense in my head#what im trying to say here is that both of them are so fucking oblivious and elphie is also already predispositioned to#thinking people hate her/are scared of her#and glinda is just so.so. SO FAR in the closet#there is no way in HELL either of them would ever ask the other out ever#i was gonna say like. maybe second act. maybe#but even then like....it still just wouldnt happen. ...but bc of entirely different circumstances#glinda feeling like she needs to keep her political status and elphie being 2 dedicated to her cause#ok you know what everyone. please write stupid ooc fics where they arent oblivious and suffering because im coming to realize#i would much rather have that than this stupid tragedy god bless#simon says
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