#and it was completely unexpected

[givemaycoffee]

Oops. Forgot a message. Happy Easter, friend 💐

🥰🌱🌼 Thank you for the lovely gift. And Happy Spring! I love this time of year.

Extremely excited to be more important than ever with you 😌❤️ So close to the full rainbow

[sweetashoneyhoney]

Was chatting to this girl in my English class on Monday and found out we're doing the same course next year. We both got news that we were accepted that afternoon and today she brought me a chocolate 🥺🥺🥺

[cheebuss]

Here we go again.

[catboydan]

Dan tripped a lil getting onto the bus lmao

[ruporas]

hugs hugs hugs (ID in alt)

[alexiethymia]

like father like daughter indeed

[anna-scribbles]

was told today by a child that i look like “adrien but if he was a girl” and i WILL be riding that high for the rest of my life

[and-fishing-equipment]

had to do this because the original comic literally looks like them

[skitzlee]

i am reading homestuck for the first time (in the lord’s year of 2024) so no spoilers …. but i just met gamzee & so far hes one of my favs :)

bonus:

[mrs-gauche]

I beat Veilguard.

It's 4am. I'm a mess. I'm in tears.

[meg-does-art]

A Fragment of Possibility

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[toa-archive]

Today in a bit of an unusual is one of Francisco Ruiz Velasco's Linkedin uploads... That just happened yesterday. Mostly as it's largely been baffling people. The current theory is this might have been during the Trollhunters film period if only because the scraggly cat in A has very similar proportions to goblins who were finalised in that production. Could be completely wrong of course, either way these little weirdos are neat!

Source. Will ask about an account.

Viva la cat oven.

[msue0027]

In bbc merlin you hear all the time about the Old Religion - which implies existence of the New Religion. Only recently i worked out what it's ought to be.

It's Christianity.

[samaraxmorgan]

Mister Roadside Assistance

How unlucky do you have to be to hit a curb so hard you pop your tire? Fortunately for you, your boyfriend Toji is here to help, even if it’s pouring rain.

Pairing: Toji Fushiguro x Reader

Contains: pure fluff, pet names (doll, sweetheart, princess)

Word count: 1.7k

My Masterlist Here!!

The sky is nearly jet black, flashes of lightning illuminating the dark roads around you for a mere second at most as you drive to your boyfriend Toji’s apartment. You let out a defeated sigh, you knew it was gonna storm tonight, but you got out of work so much later than you expected, you really thought you’d be lucky enough to sneak past the dark clouds looming closer and closer; but of course you couldn’t be so fortunate.

The AC in your car blows cold against your skin, still slightly damp from your hurried run through the parking lot. You reach your hand down to fumble with the AC knob, glancing away from the road for only a moment as you continue to cruise down the lonely narrow street, but when your eyes trace their way back up to the street, it’s a little less lonely. Not in a good way, however, a deer running out into the middle of the road forces a shocked gasp from your throat and you instinctively yank your steering wheel to the side, your car leaping over the curb as you faintly hear a loud scrape over the sound of the pouring rain. Your dash lights up like a Christmas tree as you come to a screeching halt, the deer giving you a look that seems almost passive aggressive given the circumstances.

You sit frozen in place, you and that god forsaken deer staring each other dead in the eyes before it turns on its heels- or, well, hooves, and gallops into the trees on the opposing side of the empty street. Left alone now with nothing but your racing heart, the steady thump thump thump of your windshield wipers in their desperate attempt to keep your view clear, and your car pinging beeps into your ears, your gaze drops back down to your colorful blinking dashboard.

Tire pressure low, 28 PSI.

25.

21.

Ah, shit.

You tightly grip your fingers around your steering wheel, dropping your head and lightly banging your forehead into the wheel. Of all times for this to happen, it just has to be during a severe thunderstorm warning. It’s not like you don’t have a spare in the trunk, you do… but, it’s not like you know how to change the tire; and in the pitch black of night under storming skies isn’t exactly the most ideal spot to learn. You look up at your dashboard, hopeful that maybe it will just magically stop beeping in warning that your tire is rapidly flattening below you, but no.

14.

11.

8.

You let out a groan as your head flops back down, thumping against your steering wheel once again. Your fingers loosen their grip around the wheel and slide their way down to the voice assistant button, the robotic voice cheerfully chiming “what would you like to do?” as an exasperated sigh leaves your lips.

“Call Toji.”

The line rings once, twice, and then you’re greeted with his raspy voice playing through your car speakers.

“Everything alright?”

You lift your head and look out at the empty road in front of you. If your boyfriend could see your face right now you just know he would give you the hardest time for your pitiful expression.

“Baby…”

“Yes, doll?”

You lowered your head once again, quietly mumbling under your breath, “I hit a curb.”

He snorts out a short laugh, cocky grin evident in the sound of his voice, “Good job sweetheart.”

“I popped my tire…”

The loud sound of his laughter surrounds you in your seat, you knew this was gonna happen.

“You fuckin’ serious?”

“Ugh,” You rub your eyes in the palms of your hands, “Can you come help me?”

His laughing is quieter now but still clearly audible, “Nah, I’m sure you’ve got it.”

“Baby.”

He snickers, “Send me your location doll, I’ll be there soon.”

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Glancing up into your rear view mirror, you see his dull yellow headlights coming around the corner and pulling up behind you. You unbuckle your seatbelt and open up your door, which nearly slams back into your face from the strong wind blowing in the storm, as Toji grabs a hold of the handle and keeps the door cracked open, leaning down and peeking his head into your car.

“Pop the trunk for me princess.”

You nod your head and push the button to unlock your trunk, turning your body to step out of your car before he places a large hand on your shoulder and gently pushes you back into the driver’s seat. You look up at him with a pout.

“Let me help!”

“Nuh uh, don’t need you fuckin’ it up.” He says with a grin, leaning down to plant a quick kiss on your temple before stepping back from the car and slamming the door shut.

You huff and cross your arms over your chest, watching him circle around to the back of the car and dig through your trunk, pulling the hefty spare tire out with one hand as if it weighed nothing. He makes his way to the passenger side of your car, crouching down out of your view; you scoot over your center console and kneel onto the passenger seat, rolling down the window to watch him. He looks up at you with droplets of water cascading down his black hair, white t-shirt sticking flush to his broad shoulders, and a shit eating grin plastered across his scarred lips.

“You really did a number on it huh? Showed that curb who’s boss.”

You swear your eyes must have rolled to the back of your skull, “You’re unbearable.”

His grin only grows wider as he bites the tip of his tongue and lowers his gaze to focus on your wheel, your rim having a large scratch running across its entire length and your tire absolutely butchered with a gaping gash on its side. Droplets of warm rain sprinkle onto your cheeks as you watch him jack your car up, his arms flexing as he raises it higher and higher. He picks a long wrench off the ground, securing it to the silver bolts inside the rim and twisting each one until they fall onto the wet grass down below. He hooks his palm underneath a gap in the metal rim, rising to his feet and carrying the wheel to the back of the vehicle, your car shaking as he haphazardly tosses it into the trunk.

He walks back to the passenger side, lightning cracking in the dark skies and illuminating his tall figure as he drops down onto one muddy knee and slides your spare tire into place, screwing the bolts in most of the way with his fingers before securing them tightly in place with the wrench. He peers up at you through his dark lashes, grinning at the way you’re borderline giving him heart eyes as you gawk at his biceps flexing as he lowers your car from the jack.

“Enjoying the view?”

Your eyes flicker from his arms to the smirk on his lips, leaning back fully into the car and starting to roll the window back up as his smile grows wider and turns into a laugh. He stands up to his feet, opening your car door and leaning down to fit his tall figure inside, propping his knee onto your seat and hovering over you. You squeal and attempt to push him away, he’s completely drenched, his white t-shirt nearly transparent and soaking your clothes as he leans closer and closer to you.

“Oh? Don’t be like that doll, c’mere.” He’s grinning at you deviously, wrapping a strong arm around your waist and pulling your body flush against his as you squirm under his hold.

“You’re soaked! Get out of my car!” You squeal, unable to hide the smile forming on your face. He couldn’t be more unbothered if he tried, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck, causing the water from his hair to drip down your back.

“That’s no way to thank me,” He pouts playfully, leaning away from you and giving you the false sense of hope that he would save you, and your clothes, from getting drenched, “Want me to dry off princess?”

The tone in his voice is mischievous, and once you see the glint in his eyes you know you’re in trouble. He shakes his head violently back and forth, water droplets flying off of his hair and making a complete mess of you and your car. A playful scream escapes your throat as you climb backwards over your center console, shielding your face with your hands while your back bumps against the driver’s side door. He’s on his hands and knees crawling further into your car, wrapping one hand around the back of your neck while the other opens your door; you would’ve fallen backwards out of the car if it weren’t for his hand holding you steady, the wind blowing pouring rain all over your back while his smile only grows wider.

He wraps his other arm around your waist and holds you halfway out of the car, catching your screams and curses into his mouth as he presses his lips against yours, you could feel his smile against your lips and taste the rain dripping into your mouth as he kisses you. Your arms flail around before wrapping around his neck to keep yourself from falling, even though you know he would never drop you in a million years, and you let your eyes fall shut, tilting your head slightly to better slot his lips against your own. For a moment it was like the world stopped turning, lightning cracking in the sky, loud drops of rain thumping against the concrete roads, the warm glow of headlights coming from the first car you’ve seen drive down this road, its wheels rushing through deep puddles and splashing water into the open air.

And then the world abruptly starts to turn again as a massive splash of water drenches you and Toji both as the car speeds past. You scream out in surprise and Toji can’t even attempt to contain his laughter, pulling you back into your sopping wet car and pulling the door shut behind you. You swear that grin hasn’t left his face a single time tonight, he must just delight in your misery. His green eyes are on yours as you lean your back against the door, panting for air and your eyebrows furrowed in frustration, he can’t help but cup your cheek in his hand.

“Y’look so cute when you’re about to kill me.”

A/N: Baby’s first completed fic!! Look at me go!! I wrote this all in one sitting bc I was feelin’ MAD INSPIRED after having to change my tire yesterday lmfao, I hope u enjoyed!!

[chimerafeathers]

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a concept for the type of OP i'd love to see for the second season of Dungeon Meshi! both s1 OPs are great, but i'm really hoping for one that captures both the "dangerous fantasy adventure" and "comedic cooking adventure" aspects of the series in equal measure, because it's the integration of those two concepts that makes the series special to me. the joyous whimsy and the dramatic horrors are equally important!!

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