#and it is a full house

[cosmicswritings]

to me megatron gives off like, big carrier vibes, like he def prefers to carry (because of a lot of his trauma) in most relationships and ends up doing it. like i have a few megarod/megop/megastar aus where he tends to be seen as the primary carrier with at least optimus and rodimus.

the only mech he's ever sired kids with his starscream and that's the only person he's comfortable with doing it with. it's like something he wants to try out but is certainly not something expected of him, but he does sire starscream's kids and that's it (because starscream doesn't want to sire due to personal trauma). everyone else's sparklings he carries.

but with rodimus and optimus (and others), his preferred sires he usually just, carries their children and it's something he enjoys. and between those two it's a full house.

Megatron also lost a lot of his children in the mines, like he'd have relationship with other miners and stuff that would result in carrying, but due to the miners not actually being seen as living beings, they'd get their children taken away. so carrying is like an important experience for megatron because it's something that was denied from him, and something that was used to violate him. so when he's able to reclaim it, it makes him happy. rodimus and optimus are his preferred sires but like in some of my other aus like, magnus/minimus is there too temporarily, they don't actually get together but he does carry his children.

and then i have a lot of predameg aus where he carries predakings sparklings but eventually ends up leaving him and finds optimus again (and starscream) and ends up taking those sparklings with him and carrying optimus's.

[beybuniki]

i need dabi to experience the trials of being a stay-at-home adult son

[qquoe]

The Owl House 🦉✨

my full piece for @tohgrimoire!

[sir-starboy]

Idec about the Olympics or twitter but

This shit lowk hard

He looks like the guy from full house. Danny Tanner (?) the og dad w glasses

[vangoghcore]

by marykgraves

[poobirdy]

xin mo did not become the demonic op sword of all three realms for this!!! for @kawouwu who asked for binggeyuan sillies! thank you for your donation to svsss' gotcha 4 gaza!

[silver-dragonborn]

Cole looking so horrified and heartbroken by what he just witnessed Aemond nearly do will never stop making me laugh. Sir, you practically raised those boys and taught them viciousness, cruelty, and dishonorable tactics in your quest to get back at Rhaenyra. You have continuously inserted yourself in the private affairs of the royal family and pitted your charges against their nephews without stopping to think about the consequences. You prepared them to wage war against their blood, spread misery, sow deceit, and commit kinslaying.

Don't look so surprised now that the fruits of your labor are finally yielding the shit you fucking planted all because a teenage girl wouldn't run away to be poor with you, you fucking twat.

[animusrox]

[90's Sitcoms]

[tedlebred]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH PPL🎉🎉🎉💥💥

(Redraw from last year🤭)

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

rip dr house you would have loved to say ‘because of woke’ 😢💔

[lazylittledragon]

someone in my request box said lae'zel should get to try an oreo

[megueggu]

pet her! for @pup_hime ✨

[backpackingspace]

My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[alicentsgf]

“You look so much like your mother in certain lights.”

The Lady Alyrie Hightower (née Florent)

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