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choccy-milky · 2 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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kittysauce · 5 months ago

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i literally hate her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#fanart #art #artist #my art #emily #emily class of 09 #emily co09 #class of 09 #co09 #co09 fanart #im half joking with the caption #i love her so much but i also want her died sometimez #okay thats true with every co09 character though lol

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bogwatr · 2 months ago

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A woman crush implies the existence of a man crush, Mr. Way…

#mcr #my chemical romance #mcr mikey #mikey way #petekey #im only like half joking #man crush monday

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skrs-cats · 9 months ago

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wanted to draw somethin like this for a long time now

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#warrior cats #art #lionblaze #leafpool #tried to take a crack at the ID myself but if anyone has any criticisms for that feel free to send me a message!#u can criticize the comic itself too but i WILL cry slash half joking half serious #next page is gonna be my favorite i think #it wont feature something badass or anything im just excited to puke out the brain vomit thats been rolling around in my brain for like eve

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your-therian-parent-says · 2 months ago

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isnt it beautiful how a wolf can be a singer, a sheep can be a barber, and a raven can be at a writing desk?

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rubberbandgirlme · 3 months ago

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wherever you go, that's where i'll follow

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localapparently · 1 year ago

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happy pocky day

#i wanted to draw more but i ran out of time so here are the ideas that didn't make it:#just yhk giving each other proper cute kisses #yjhs pro gamer attribute unintentionally making him competitively godlike in pocky game #he reaches the middle of the stick in half a second #kdj eating yjh's baked pocky and saying “its just like storebrought pocky!” in a positive way #yjh goes to a corner to sulk and hsy yells at kdj that he is heartless #kdj frantically going “i was joking i was joking theyre really good”#im pretty sure someone made a hc of kdj saying yjhs food tastes “as good as storebrought food” and yjh being upset on twt #but i forgot who made the post.#anyway sorry this is a lot of tags #orv #omniscient reader fanart #omniscient readers viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv fanart #kim dokja #kdj #han sooyoung #hsy #yjh #yoo joonghyuk #yoohankim #doksoo #hankim #yoohan #crit's art: orv

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fishgirl514 · 8 months ago

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fairy tail is actually extremely important media because it teaches straight people what it feels like to get queerbaited

#fairy tail #nalu #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #im only half joking #LMAO

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non-plutonian-druid · 3 months ago

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[ID: a doodle of old, Commission-era Five lounging in a bathtub with cucumbers over his eyes and a glass of wine in one hand and a bottle in the other. He has several scars, including one that starts at his collarbones and goes all the way down his torso. End ID.]

i missed old five this season so bad. where was he!!! Where was my old man!!! I took it upon myself to answer with "in the bath, chilling" because he deserves it. old five people, you're welcome

#tua #the umbrella academy #im not tagging this spoilers im sorry i know i talked about season 4 in the caption #five hargreeves #my art #whats the courtesy tag #partial nudty #?????#idk man #another thing that i need to do because we didnt get it in s4 either is a five fight scene animatic #i made a promise to myself that i would make one if we didnt get a five fight scene AGAIN this season #and lo and behold...#like yall are you joking thats half the damn show now that he doesnt kill people!!#anyway i have no idea the what or the why or the where or when so if people have any suggestions im all ears #i just dont want the last time i watch five kill people to be the commission board from FOUR YEARS AGO

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ruporas · 2 years ago

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kiss the pain away

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampe #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #ep 10 was crazy bc vashwood was literally the plot goodbye #i like how the most intimate moment between these two was in the goddamn sewers #i feel like that alone symbolizes so much in their relationship. im half joking BUT ITS JUST LIKE #the SPONTANEITY the PRIVACY they get in such an open Space while being literally chased / hunted after....#and vash is out here showing his scars.............. and ill always lose my mind that they gave this spotlight to wolfwood instead of #meryl and milly like in the previous versions. i dont know how else to read this other than that wolfwood is the romantic interest of stamp #it makes sense even aside from this scene. u know. wolfwood was technically the damsel in distress in ep 5-6 and vash saved/helped him.#and who stayed in the bedroom with vash.................#who rushed to his side when he got shot...... with that worried ass expression....#i dont have anything smart to say at all im just gushing over vashwood thru stampede bc its just so blatant. and its great that its blatant #bc it was blatant in trimax too. like so blatant. the romance was written in every chapter they showed up together #god #ive never witnessed a pairing more canon without being spoken as such its soooooo much theyre so much #ruporas art

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seashoreships · 8 days ago

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couple goals amiright

#napalex #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #alexander i of russia #tsar alexander i #napoleonic wars #napoleonic era #history #art #doodle #shitpost #im a napalex enthusiast if you couldn't tell...#half joke #historical fanart #french history

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npdbenrey · 7 months ago

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i can finally die in peace. i have my gordon freeman lesbian flag tapestry

#half life #gordon freeman #hl #tw lesbian #(joke tag. im a lesbian)

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colinrobinsonscardigan · 3 months ago

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I do broadly love the LOTR films, but I do wish they used Gimli less for comic relief. They should have use Legolas.

#original post #lotr #lotr films #tolkein #im only like half joking #listen gimli is respected and respectable #legolas is a blonde freak #wandering about in his fucking ballet pumps #but noooooo studio execs are all like ha ha short person funny #LEGOLAS IS RIGHT THERE #gimli son of gloin #legolas #lord of the rings

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freyadragonlord · 2 months ago

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How do I explain how married Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunje are in the post-epilogue Side Stories without sounding like I am exaggerating or making things up...

#calling each other “parenting partners”#planning to live together #planning vacations together #and adventures as well #yoojin demanded hyunje gives him half his money #hyunje just agreed #tbf hyunje is almost definitely going to live more than yoojin but none of them wants to think about it right now #you heard of yoojin raising a child that is a copy of hyunje but did you know hyunje has adopted a baby version of yoojin #(it's complicated)#the 2 kids are best friends #hyunje in dragon form making a joke about yoojin wanting to ride him #hyunje in mini-form making a joke about liking to ride yoojin #from today's chapter: im sorry i cant pat your head in this form i know you like it #also asking if yoojin likes to be manhandled #yoojin every 5 seconds: hyunje when are you coming back home. come back. hurry. i am making plans for when you come back #at least twice yoojin mentioned hyunje taking his last name #tbf it was 2 different yoojins #there are many versions of jinje in different realities #they keep getting drawn to each other #we got confirmations that if yoojin hadnt regressed. hyunje would have gone back for him after yoohyun's death #and they would have ended up livong together in switzerland #did i mention they plan to love together #we dont if yoohyun is going to be chill with that tho #sctir #sctir spoilers #sctir side story #sctir a later story #jinje #jinjae #the s classes that i raised

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lesbianshadowheart · 10 months ago

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the crucial difference between the poor meow-meowness of Astarion and Shadowheart is that while being attracted to Astarion clouds your judgement and makes you unable to interpret his character accurately, the only way to fully get Shadowheart is to be in love with her. To the untrained eye this might sound like a ‘double standard’ but the academic name for this is actully The Lesbo’s Burden

#bg3 #shadowheart #this is only half joke #every time i see astarion ship art the characterisation is so weird #im like. whos that 😭#on the other hand i have never seen a shadowheart non romancer #give her and her nuance and depth the time of day #💁‍♀️

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greeen-bean · 1 year ago

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Unironically LOVE how the stuff that happens in solitaire is never mentioned in heartstopper because it does just make it seem like Charlie and Nick are so unbothered by it

Like an organisation harassing your partnered school for weeks? Irrelevant

Your ex getting beat tf up for being homophobic??? We move on

Higgs fucking burning down????? Typical Friday

YOUR SISTER NEARLY KILLING HERSELF BY JUMPING OFF A BUILDDING?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? ohhhhh tori's got a boyfriend

Like they are out here WINNING the idgaf war frfr

#actually obsessed #again im half joking #solitaire #heartstopper #tori spring #charlie spring #nick nelson #michael holden #sprolden #alice oseman #osemanverse

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