#and i'm not saying that's WHY i bought it but it...helped.... 😂

[rhey-007]

Anger Harms Beauty

Lance Stroll x Alonso!reader

• | social media au / enemies to lovers

Summary: Your father setting you up for a horrible date with Lance, changed your both's indifference to a mutual hate. But when your inappropriate photos get leaked out the Canadian is first to defend and help you.

Warnings/Tags: female reader, fluff, mentions of revealing photos, toxic reader and Lance, mutual hate, enemies to lovers

A/N: I'm recently head over heels with Lance so you can expect more fics with him 🧍‍♀️ I also have a personal beef with his Vegas beard it's too much, the Brazil one was just perfect TwT

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•lance_stroll: Great weekend in Montreal! Thank you all! 💞

•fernandoalo_oficial: P3 and P7! We're rocking it!

•user1: can't believe Lance was P7...

•astonmartinf1: great performance from both drivers! Congrats! 👏🥳🎉

•y/n._.alonso: SHAVE OFF THAT GROSS DILL 🤢 you look older than my father and he's almost 50!

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: I'm not that old... :(

→ •y/n._.alonso: Lo siento papa 💞 (I'm sorry dad)

→ •lance_stroll: shave your armpits and then we can talk

→ •user2: Lance is savage 😮

→ •user3: that's more mean than savage

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•y/n._.alonso: 🥰🤤🍴

•fernandoalo_oficial: my baby should open a restaurant!!! 💞🤤

•user4: ah to be y/n and eat such delicious food whenever I want and still have a body of a goddess... TwT

•lance_stroll: you're gonna be fat if you eat all that

→ •y/n._.alonso: says a guy who eats the trashiest food ever

→ •lance_stroll: at least I work out and don't slump in bed 24/7

•bluebellhorner: best food I ate in like forever! 😍

→ •y/n._.alonso: thank you honey! 💞💞💞

•user5: I want to try it so bad 😭

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•lance_stroll: just bought this beauty and I can't get over how amazing it is! 😍

•estebanocon: good for you buddy! The best car you own for sure! 💪

•logansargeant: what a pretty beast! when's my turn for a ride?

→ •lance_stroll: whenever you'd like :)

•y/n._.alonso: you should buy yourself a new face not a car

→ •lance_stroll: some's jealous daddy won't buy them one 🤭

→ •y/n._.alonso: I can buy it myself I don't need daddy's money... Not like someone 🤭👉👈

→ •user6: •lance_stroll you got shot with your own weapon! XD

•user7: I want this car so much 😩

→ •user8: maybe one day... 🥲

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•y/n._.alonso: gym day with my girlie •yourbestie 💪🥊

•user9: I want that body yadi 😭

→ •user10: we all want that body yadi 🥲

•lance_stroll: oh look who started to go to the gym, wonder why... 🤔

→ •y/n._.alonso: shut up, you wouldn't even take my dad in a fight

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: don't even bring me into that...

→ •user11: the father has had enough 😂

→ •user12: he's done with both of them

→ •user13: why do they keep fighting under every post???

•yourbestie: I'm not going to the gym with you anymore... I can't walk now... 🥲

→ •y/n._.alonso: love you too hihi 🤭💞

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•y/n._.alonso: looking for a new boo 🤭💍

•yourbestie: great weekend so far! Can't wait for the rest! 😘

•user13: petition for y/n and bestie to adopt me as their new friend 🧍‍♀️🙋‍♀️

→ •user14: me too!

→ •logansargeant: I want too!

→ •user13: nu-uh, you would spy for Lance >:(

→ •logansargeant: 😔

•lance_stroll: You're not gonna find anyone there, too high level for you

→ •y/n._.alonso: you're ona a waaaay lower level than me 🙃

→ •lance_stroll: you wish

→ •y/n._.alonso: no. I know it 💅

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•y/n._.alonso: this guy... I can't 😭💞

Never thought he'll become the closest person for me in those hard times. He appeared in my apartment the same day those photos leaked out, arms stuffed with food, flower bouquets and a huuuge teddy bear plushie (I still have no idea how he managed to bring all those things upstairs in one go), ready to comfort me as long as I'd need it. •lance_stroll I'm sorry I was such a bitch, I love you 💞

And I withdraw my words that •fernandoalo_oficial has the worst taste in men. He knew way better than me from the start and I regret not giving Lance a second chance at the very beginning just as he suggested me to. I'm sorry dad, love you too 💞

•lance_stroll: I forgive you fatty ❤

→ •y/n._.alonso: don't even start or it'll end too soon -_-

→ •lance_stroll: sorry mami ❤

→ •user15: that is so cute I can't 😭💞

→ •user16: THEY ARE TOO CUTE KSXNDNBDJEJ

•fernandoalo_oficial: of course I was right 🧍‍♀️💅

→ •y/n._.alonso: Eres el mejor papa 💞 (you're the best dad)

→ •lance_stroll: •fernandoalo_oficial can I call you papa too now? :3

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: nope 🤨🧐

→ •lance_stroll: :(

•estebanocon: fucking finally! 🎉

→ •logansargeant: YEEES 💥💪 YOU GUYS SLAY

→ •yourbestie: stop...

•yourbestie: •lance_stroll our beef ain't ending here >:(

→ •lance_stroll: •y/n._.alonso❗ she's is threatening me again❗❗❗

→ •y/n._.alonso: don't even start... 🫥

→ •user17: AGAIN??? •yourbestie GURL WHAT DID YOU DO???

→ •yourbestie: 🤭💞

→ •user18: I bet she tried killing him more than once 😂

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https://x.com/purpleminiiiie/status/1816114724570030434

I keep coming back to this because why? They know we can see them right? Who chose and bought the pjs? Were they new for the trip? Why is this the most domestic scene in the teaser trailer? They chose to brush their teeth and wash up together!? Do bros do that? I barely do that with my husband!!!

What is the travel show going to be like? Are they going to bro it out? Say they haven’t seen each other and then do things like this?

Help us!!

Don't you just love that they've done this before? 😏🤭🤭 they legit have no chill 😂

The thing is airing on Disney. Its gonna be hella watered down. We all Remember how the concerts look like when they're on Disney. We see none of the shenanigans that get picked up by fan cams. So AYS will be no exception.

Still, Jikook will be Jikook and there will be alot to analyse and enjoy the hell out of.

I'm giddy

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Ominis: *eating gracefully in The Great Hall*

MC: *not so gracefully stuffing her face*

Ominis: MC do you mind being a little less feral? It's unladylike.

MC(muffled): What? Ladylike? Fuck that, I'm STARVING!

Ominis: *Rolls eyes* you'll never find a boyfriend acting like an animal, you know.

Sebastian: *also stuffing his face* WOW! I SO love a girl with an appetite..

MC: *shoots a very mischievous look to Seb*

Sebastian: What?? Why are you looking at me like that?

MC: You wanna see what I can do with a can of black beans Sebastian?

Ominis: *spits out food*

Sebastian: I think my heart just stopped.

This is totally an inside joke in my family. As I was putting away stuff that I had just bought from a day of shopping, I forgot that I had accidentally left a can of black beans in my room for God knows how long (because I have ADHD) Anyway, I finally found it and wondered wtf I had a can of BEANS in my room. I walked out of my room only to be met by one of my parents mid chew and they asked me "Why do you have that can of black beans in your room?" And I couldn't help but look around quickly before panicking and saying "Don't ask questions if you don't want answers, MIND YOUR BUSINESS!"

I haven't been able to live it down yet. Anytime we see a can of black beans at all my parent always gives me the old elbow wink wink maneuver 😉 😂

Also this was my first Tumblr post about HL silver trio. Don't judge too harshly🙄👉👈 I hope it made you guys laugh! 😂

[jessjad]

Unexpected

Chapter 3

Summary: After a Halloweenparty Y/N actually didn't want to got to, her life seems to be turned around. The reason is a very stubborn Supe that seems to have her in his visier. Is it just a coincidance or more?

Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x Reader

Word Count: 2016

Warnings: maybe slow burn?, some language (it's a given at this point)

A/N: And here we are again. Yup, I think we'll have a little slow burn in the beginning too. But it won't stay that long, I can promise you. 🤭 Also, I'm not gonna tell you that I changed directions for this story again. No, I don't. 😌 My brain is just not braining anymore with these two. 😂 Like always, all mistakes are mine.

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"This is ridiculous! I bought it here last week, it's already broken and now I want a refund!"

In this very split second, Y/N had to take a deep breath to calm herself down. Why was she still doing this job anyway? Oh, yeah, because she needed the money.

"Ma'am, like I said, I need a receipt. I can't find this product in our system and just to be sure that everything is done correctly, I..."

"Can I talk to a manager?"

The woman seemed to have enough of this and was trying to be her best Karen at this point. But what she didn't know, was that Y/N had also enough of this.

After everything that happen while she had a break off work, she didn't feel herself anymore. Soldier Boy really went up with her into the aparment. Eventhough she did her best to not show it, it made her feel really uncomfortable. The tall man with the broad shoulders took up so much space, she was not used to that anymore. His neutral look on his face while he was taking in her home did not help. Not that it was important to her if he liked it or not.

Y/N had needed a drink after that day and the supe helped himself to one too. He also took out a small plastic bag with some white pills in it, but that was where she had to draw the line. He obviously did not like that at all, but she told him, that this was her apartment. Again, that didn't make it better and so they compromised to joints.

"If you would live in your own apartment and not here with me during this whole... charade you could take so many drugs you want." Y/N tried to lure him, with no success.

"Yeah, I would. But my... house... is not here in New York. And it's fucking clear that I'm not gonna move into the damn Vought Tower. This is doing just fine." a smirk deep on his face, knowing just very well what he was saying.

The rest of the evening was a mere blur. Mallory would be contacting her again in the next couple of days. She would get a second phone to only communicate with Mallory if needed and to get every further details in the next time. Soldier Boy would giving her the payment they agreed on, with the apparent thought in mind, that she could not continue her job at a certain point in this story. At first that scared her a little. But now, it sounded heavenly.

"I'm the manager here. And this is not the way our policy works. I'm sorry."

"Are you serious?" the woman asked in anger.

"You can call our customer service, if you want to. They will find another possibility to refund you."

"You're unbeliveable! I will NOT be treated like this! I'm a paying customer of this store!"

Y/N wanted to turn around to call for a co-worker to help, which made the woman only more furious. She was about to reach over the counter to grasp Y/N's hair or shoulder, but she didn't get far."

"I would think twice about that." a deep voice rumbled over their heads.

With surpries Y/N turned her head and looked right into the green eyes of her looming shadow. He was holding the wrist of "Karen" infront of her who too looked with incredulously up to the man next to her. Was it already time? She thought she still had another couple of days.

"Hello, darlin'." Soldier Boy drooled in his best manners and Y/N needed a second to comprehent.

"Hi! What... what are you doing here?"

Her co-workers appered and the customers in the store started to murmer. In the corner of her eyes she heared people asking if the man was really Soldier Boy. Others were slowly pulling out their phones, taking pictures or even making a video. Now she knew they had to be quick. Soldier Boy's face signalizing the same thing.

"I'm picking you up. Ready to go?"

"Yeah! Yeah, we... can go." she turned to the young woman next to her. "Stacey, can you take over? This... this is getting serious."

Stacey just nodded, already seeing what was happening in the store. "Don't worry. I'll cover for you. You only had one hour left anyway."

"Thank you. I will call tomorow."

Y/N grabed her purse and jacket and went around the counter. The supe let go of "Karen's" wrist who was still fuming and still not believing what was happening. With an heavy arm over her shoulder her now knew boyfriend escorted her out of the store.

"I think it would be better..." he whispered into her ear. "...if you start calling me Ben now."

"... today around one o'clock. There are multiple sidings of Soldier Boy. Some pictures online went up for speculation until videos of him appeared. He was walking out of a store with a unknown woman by his side..."

The news of Soldier Boy being back went viral within minutes. The mayhem that followed was something Y/N would've not expected. She knew it would be crazy, but not that kind of crazy. People online started to argue with eachother if the pictures and videos were fake or not and the more Y/N stared at the screen, seeing herself on the side of the supe, she also tried to not believe it.

"Smile a little. There's no fucking going back now anyway." Ben chimed in.

"You think?"

To that, Ben just huffed. But he was right. This was it, now the world knew, that he was back. And that Y/N was a part of it. She had to sit down. The anxiety that started to creep up her spine was new. How would people react when they saw her on the street? How much would her life change? How big would the dangers be that surely laid ahead of her? Y/N couldn't imagine at the moment.

Her phone started to ring and the sudden sound startled her. Ben looked annoyed but didn't say anything, focusing back on her tv. When Y/N saw who the caller was she would've wished she could put it off. But she knew it was better to face it now than later.

"Hello Mum."

"Y/N? Are you ok?" The panic in her voice evident.

"Yes, Mum. I'm fine." Y/N tried to calm her down.

"Are you sure? I... I just saw the news and there were you. With this supe."

"Yeah, I know. I've seen it too."

"This... this is not real, right?"

Hearing the voice of her mother so full of worry and disbelieve she wished it would not be real. That all of this was just a cruel joke. But it was not. And she was sure it would break her mother's heart again.

"Daughter? Tell me that this is NOT real!"

"Mum, I..." she tried.

"No! I cannot believe this! Y/N... how could you?" The tears in her voice unmistakable.

"It's not that easy, Mum. I tried to stay out of it, but I didn't succeed, I quess." Y/N looked down on the floor, feeling really bad about all of this.

"Y/N, you should know better! After what happend to Jenny, this..." her voice broke completly and Y/N felt the tears build in her eyes too.

"I know, Mum. I have not forgotten about it. And I wish... I would have thought about this twice... but it all went so fast. I swear I never wanted this in the first place!"

The silence that followed was so loud and rang in Y/N's ears, that for a moment she thought her Mum had hung up on her. But a deep sigh proofed her wrong.

"Is it something serious?" Her small voice full of emotions.

"Mum..."

What was she supposed to answer now? The truth was not an option. It would only put her into more danger, than she probably already was in. But Y/N could not be to loose about the situation, since it was going to be something long term. She drew a glanze over her shoulder to the man sitting on her couch.

"Honestly? I don't know, Mum. But it feels like it."

And that wasn't even a lie. It was surreal, yeah, but it also felt serious. In more than one way. Because from now on Ben would be living here with her.

"I know, that I have no right to tell you what to do or how to live your life, but under these circumstances... Y/N, please. Be careful and take care of you! And whatever happens, you can come home to us. You know that, right?"

"I know, Mum. Thank you."

Hanging up was so hard to do. Giving up her last sliver of hope for her normal life felt so final. With a deep sigh she went over to the couch and sat down. On the screen infront of her were still pictures shown of her and Ben and the uneasiness did not leave her.

"Who's Jenny?" Ben asked all of a sudden.

"What?" Y/N returned with furrowed brows. "Were you listening in on me?"

Ben shrugged his shoulders. "Comes with the territory."

That upset her. "Okay, let's make one thing clear. I don't want you to eavesdrop on me!"

"Don't pee your fucking pantys. I can't do anything about it."

"But you could at least try! Don't make this any more difficult as it already is!"

"I liked you better, when you didn't talked to me..." Ben grumbled to himself.

"Oh, I'm so sorry that you don't like me anymore. Guess what? I don't care!"

And with that Y/N got up and stormed into her bedroom.

With dread in her eyes, Ashley Barrett watched the screen in the Vought Headquartes. Seeing Soldier Boy flashing his smile to the woman by his side was not good. She could already feel her stress level rise with each second that passed by.

"Oh well. What do we have here."

Ashley's eyes widened in shock and slowly she turned around.

"Is that really him? Soldier Boy?" Homelander asked and Ashley, could only nod.

"Did I not tell you to report everything to me, Ashley?"

"Yes! Yes, you did. But I just saw it too. I did not had the time to..."

"It's okay!" Homlander interrupted and focused on the screens infront of him. "So, he really made it out..."

With a stoic face, the blonde supe crossed his arms behind his back and went over to the window. This was definitly not what he expected or even wanted to happen. His "somehow" father, the man he had looked up to before he new the full truth, was not someone he wanted to see ever again.

But since he didn't find his body outside the Vought Tower after their fight, he had a feeling that this was not the last time he'd seen him. The question was, what he'll be doing now. Because one thing was for sure. They still had a score to settle. And this time, he would not be the one to loose.

"We need to find him." He said to himself, but Ashley felt like she needed to answer to that.

"We can observe him. With this woman he had on his side, it will probably be pretty easy to find him."

She started to scramble through her purse to find her phone and unlocked her Computer. She didn't had it in her to look up to Homelander, who had turned around, and tried to look busy. But he made his way over to her, stopping behind the woman and laying a hand on her neck.

He leaned forward and whispered. "Then you better make this your top priority right know before someone else finds him first. Or else..." he applyed a little pressure but not so much that it really hurt. "... we have to talk again."

And with that he left the room and Ashley had to fight the urge of pulling her hair again.

A/N: What do you think the world is going to do next with these news? Let me know! 🤭

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[dotster001]

May I ask for Octavinelle with a gn!reader who is very scared of the ocean like to the point where they cover their face and cry or cling to nearby things. Not swimming pool or streams but the actual ocean. May I ask for boys to help them overcome the fear. As like a comfort fic.

Comfort from the Depths

Summary:Gn!Reader

A/N: this fic came out longer than I initially expected...but I really enjoyed it in the end! I hope you like it too! Tag list still packed so good luck 😂

"We want you to come home with us for spring break!" Floyd shouted excitedly, causing Azul to sigh, and Jade to smirk.

"What happened to our plan, Floyd?"

"I got excited!"

The three looked expectantly at you, but all you were doing was gritting your teeth, and trying not to cry.

"That's…. that's so great, guys, but I don't think I can. I made other plans."

"No you didn't. Jade checked," Floyd said with a grin, not seeming to catch onto the hidden signs you were giving off.

"Oh, did you?" You glared at Jade. "Well, uh, I only recently made plans, I'm sorry."

"Then cancel them," Floyd said matter of factly, his scowl making you miss Jade and Azul sneakily sharing a look.

"Such a shame," Azul sighed, "of course we understand, I'll just have to tell my poor mother that our human friend will not be staying with us. And she was so very excited to meet you too…"

"I'm sure we can return the extra ticket to the concert, and the extra ticket to the museum, and the one for the sea princess symposium..."

"Yeah, and Mama Ashengrotto can return all the ingredients she bought to make your favorite meals, so that you'd feel more at home on your first night," Floyd said sadly.

The three of them released a synchronized sigh of disappointment.

"No, no, I know what you three are doing. You're trying to make me feel bad and change my mind."

Sigh.

"Seriously, I mean it!"

Sigh.

"Sevens! Fine! I'll cancel my plans!"

The three smiled knowingly. 

"Excellent, we leave at 7 am tomorrow," Azul said.

"Tomorrow?" You squeaked out.

"Unless there is some sort of issue?" Jade asked.

"Nope. No. No issue," you said, voice cracking.

….

"Grim, how hard would it be to flee the country?" You asked, laying flat on your back, staring at the ceiling.

"I dunno, why are you asking me?" 

"You're the one from here!"

"Why do you want to flee anyway? Aren't you supposed to join the scary fish trio on a trip over spring break?"

"Yeah, that's what I'm running from," you flipped onto your stomach, burying your face in your pillow.

"Why?"

"Mmmph."

"Wait, you're scared of the ocean? But you swim in the pool all the time?"

"Mmmph."

"The ocean isn't that different from a pool. I mean it's deeper, and has more fish poop, but-"

"Mmmph!"

"Fish poop should be the first thing you think about! What are you even talking about? Calling me crazy," he trailed off with a pout.

You flipped back over onto your back.

"Look, Grim, I know deep down it's "illogical" or whatever, I just don't know why I'm scared of the ocean. But whenever I'm near it, I cry, and scream, and claw scratch marks into whatever poor soul happens to be near me."

Grim thought for a moment.

"What if we ask Deuce to give us a ride to the beach on his blastcycle? Then we can try and fix you before you leave for your trip, in the morning."

"I don't know, Grim…"

"Henchhuman, I know what I'm  talking about. Besides,"he crawled up to your face, and rubbed his cheek against yours affectionately, "you're really close to those guys. I think you'll have fun if you are able to go."

"Thanks Grimmy, you're the sweetest."

"Yeah...but also Idia says if he gets to babysit me, I can play as many video games as I want!"

Sigh.

"Okay, I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Let's go!"

….

One call to Deuce, and a trip on the blastcycle later, you were at the beach. You assured Deuce you'd call him to pick you up when you were done, then changed into a swimsuit, and stood at the edge of the beach with Grim.

"Nope," you said, trying to remain cool, but already feeling the tears come to your eyes, and your body shut down.

"You're so close, Y/N! You just have to take one more step and you're-"

"Nope."

You turned to run, and bumped straight into something solid.

"If these are the plans you have to cancel to hang with us, then I must say, I'm offended you hesitated to agree to our plans."

"Jade," you stuttered.

"Shrimpy, the ocean isn't that scary, look!" Floyd laughed loudly, picking you up around the middle and running towards the sea.

"No no no!" You screamed and shut your eyes, loud enough to deter most people.

Floyd would never be most people.

"Floyd!" Azul yelled in a panic.

"You know Floyd is into immersion therapy, why would you invite him," Jade laughed, not seeming upset at all.

Meanwhile, you were clinging to Floyd, sobbing. 

"Open your eyes, Shrimpy," he whispered.

You shook your head.

"I've got you, I promise. Open your eyes."

Maybe it was how kindly he said it, but you found yourself slowly opening your eyes.

You noticed he had only gotten far enough into the sea the have his feet covered.

"I'm gonna take another step, Kay?" He whispered in your ear. 

You shook your head again.

He tightened his grip, and said," I will not drop you. Plus Jade and Azul are going to change and swim ahead so they can be there if something goes wrong."

"Azul would never," you said through your tears.

"Do you truly think so little of me?" Azul said with a sigh as he stared at the potion he and Jade were about to take. "Besides, if you have to face your fears, it's only fair I face mine."

Then he walked into the water, drank his potion, and dropped himself backwards into the ocean.

"Well, that's a tough act to follow,"Jade smirked, drinking his own potion and diving into the sea.

You and Floyd watched the ocean for a moment, and waited. Bubbles slowly rose to the surface, and out emerged Azul and Jade.

"Azul…" you trailed off.

"I know. Hideous," he groaned.

"No, no! You're beautiful."

Azul silently slipped back below the water, causing both the twins to laugh.

"Aw! I believe you embarrassed him."

"Come out, I wanna see you blushing!"

A single tentacle flicked water at Jade.

"Alright Shrimpy, can I take another step?" Floyd asked.

You nodded, clinging tighter to him.

He continued taking slow steps into the water, making sure to ask if you were ready before each one. You had slowly been inching your way up his torso, but now there was nowhere left to go, and the next step would mean you actually had to touch the water yourself.

"Can I-"

"No!" You shouted, squeezing Floyd tight enough to give him a run for his money.

"You've been doing a great job, we can take a break for a moment," Azul said.

"But we're so close!" Floyd whined.

"Floyd," Jade said, clearly a warning of something you weren't fully aware of.

Floyd pouted, but stood still as stone, while you dug your nails into his  scalp. You heard someone swim closer, and felt them rub your back soothingly.

You took a deep breath, and exhaled an "Okay, I'm ready."

The water was cold on your feet, but Floyd was warm. Warm and safe. Even though he definitely wanted to be fully in the water.

Which the other two seemed aware of.

"Okay, we're going to trade off," Azul said, reaching for you. 

"I'm not ready for another step!" You shouted in poor Floyd's ear, gripping him even tighter.

"We won't take another one. I'm just going to shift you over to me."

You nodded and shifted into Azul's arms. He was already wet, making you wonder if it would be easier moving forward with him.

Now free of your viselike grip, Floyd shouted, "Wahoo!" And dove headfirst into the water.

You and Azul giggled as he reemerged in mer form, and shook his head like a wet dog.

"Okay, Let's go," you said, softly smiling now that the tension had eased some.

Azul swam forward, and you continued your progress. Slowly. Slowly. But progress anyway.

"I think you're ready for your last test," Azul whispered, rubbing your back.

"Are you ready to go under?"

You stiffened, and he added, "Only for a second! Jade and Floyd will be right here too. You will be safe."

You felt the twins join your impromptu huddle, now appearing more like an intimate group hug. Stealing your nerves, you took a deep breath, and held it, as the four of you went under the water.

You looked around you and noticed the three of them glowing. They had told you about their bioluminescence, but up to this point you'd never experienced it. You reached out to touch Azul's cheek, and suddenly you were back above the water, hearing the twins loudly guffawing.

"Well," Azul coughed, refusing to make eye contact. "um, so yeah. We think you're ready to come with us. How do you feel about it, though?"

The three stared at you expectantly.

….

"Don't forget to write!" Grim said as he hugged you in front of the mirror.

"I'll only be gone a week!"

"And bring me back souvenirs. Lots of them."

"Okay, Grim. Be good for Idia."

"Yeah, Yeah…"

Jade put a hand on your shoulder.

"Are you ready?"

You looked at your three friends, nodded, downed your underwater potion, and took a step towards a new adventure.

[moonselune]

is minthara your fav companion? if so, why? i love seeing the reasons people pick their favs its so interesting :D

Ooof okay

TLDR: She is a badass and the type of character I wish was portrayed more in media especially when I was growing up. She is everything I aspire to be, strong confident girlboss and I relate to her heavily. And she's super fucking hot.

This explanation below could be triggering for some people so if you are not comfortable with CSA or CPTSD go look after yourself and watch the animated BG3 shorts xoxo

Sorry nonnie, you probably weren't expecting this 😂

So the reason I love Minthara so much is because she is my first significant encounter of female on female SA being represented, and the first I have related to a character so deeply.

I know the Orin stuff is never clarified and up for interpretation but it is fair to say Orin abused Minthara in some way. It is specifically the way Minthara copes is how I relate to her. She is angry, furious, she wants revenge, she is embarrassed/irritated that anyone could take advantage of her that way.

When I realised what was happening to me, I felt the same and that anger I felt was something that people around me didn't accept. They didn't like that I was reacting to it (which is insane I know but it's quite common) and they didn't like how angry I was. I was even called 'bloodthirsty', and it forever changed my relationships with family members.

I don't want to get into any specifics because it is something I have moved past and put the work in, and specifics won't help anyone lmao - so dw guys I'm good!

Anyways I am a very ambitious person and that part of me (used to) despised myself for letting that happen to me, to let it affect me. I was quickly assessed and they found that I had CPTSD, which is a lifelong mental disability, I had manage it there was no quick fix and there would never be a 'fix'.

(I would really recommend looking up the difference between CPTSD and PTSD as it they are commonly mixed up. Link here xox )

But I had an education to complete, university to get to, I had big plans. And eventually I did all that, I completed my education, and higher education and I have big plans.

If anyone is still reading they are probably like - what does this have to do with our lord and saviour miss sexy drow lady Minthara?

Well Minthara was the first woman I saw have a similar reaction to me, she was a mix of fury and shame, but her anger was so palpable I could really relate to it. And throughout it all she's like "yea so when I rule the underdark" or "when I take over this cult" and I'm just like fuck yeah you go!

Minthara has that awareness that yes this super fucked up thing happened to me and I am going to get my revenge, but I'm also going to take over the world so can we just get to it?

I could list the other million reasons why I love her but this is the main one. I have some artwork of her that I bought of etsy that I have hung up and whenever I'm feeling down I just look at her and go - what would our lord and saviour miss sexy drow lady Minthara do right now? (wwolasmsdlmdrn)

The answer would canonically probably be illegal but hey still fun to think about.

Anyway hope this kind of illuminates why Minthara is my favourite character, definitely not the response nonnie or anyone was expecting.

Of course this is all just based on my interpretation, and if anything you have read in this post has made you feel upset or a sort of way please reach out to appropriate services (not me I am not trained or equipped to help).

Love you all - Seluney xox

[ssahotstuff]

Hey, I have a suggestion: how about Unholy by Sam Smith for the playlist collection? Hotch is cheating or starting to cheat on Haley after he finds out about her cheating or something like that. Idk why I think of Hotch when I hear that song, but it seems like it fits 😂

UNHOLY By Same Smith and Kim Petras here

Word Count: 2.1k

Warnings: cheating--oops sorry not sorry, Haley, smut, penetration, oral, Fem receiving, unprotected sex, lingerie--I think that's it

You knew what you were doing was wrong, but that didn't stop you. You walked up the steps to the fancy hotel anyway, the address Aaron had given you before work that morning, the key card secured in your hand, shoved deep inside your jacket pocket. You skipped the front desk and went straight to the elevator, taking it up to the sixth floor.

You let yourself in, surprised that he wasn't there yet considering he wasn't in his office when you left. Instead of finding Aaron, you found a box with a red ribbon on the bed, so you stepped forward to take a closer look.

The box has your name on it, so he'd meant for you to find it; you couldn't help yourself from lifting the lid to see what was inside, gasping quietly when you saw the contents of the box--it was a black set of lingerie, something Aaron had seen in the shops weeks before and pointed out to you, but you'd been too afraid to buy it for yourself. You'd never worn anything so sexy, and from the fact that he bought it, he really wanted to see you in it. There was a matching black robe, so you took it to the bathroom and changed quickly, so you could surprise him.

You took one look in the mirror and felt your confidence soar before you went to the bed to wait on him, your legs stretched out in front of you, your hands laid flat in your lap. You heard the buzz of the key card and held your breath, hoping he'd like what he came in to.

He didn't say anything, he simply stood at the foot of the bed, gazing up at you with that signature smirk on his face as he shrugged his blazer off.

"Come here, baby, let me see you," he urged, so you crawled to the end of the bed, sitting on your knees so he could look down at you, his fingertips on your chin so he could tilt your face upward to meet his eyes. He was fighting the urge to kiss you, you could tell by his lingering gaze on your lips, and the way his tongue kept darting out to wet his own.

"I missed you," you hadn't seen him all day, he'd been busy with Strauss and meetings that required his attention. He very gently leaned down to brush his lips against yours, as though he were afraid you might break, that you were fragile.

"I missed you, sweet girl. I--I'm late because I talked to Haley. She knows about this, about us," he said quietly before he sat down with you on the foot of the bed, taking your hands in his.

"I'm so sorry, Aaron. I know this can't be easy for you," once Haley had started cheating on him, Aaron and Haley separated. They still spoke on occasion but they were waiting on their divorce to finalize. Haley had served Aaron, so he was already leery of something going on, but Garcia was able to tell Aaron who she was calling all the time, and it wasn't him.

You two started seeing each other shortly after. Granted he was still married, so you had to keep things under wraps at work and everywhere else too, but that didn't stop him from meeting up with you every night, often in his office after everyone had left, bent over his desk.

It had started innocently enough with coffee one morning before everyone else arrived. You'd bought him his favorite because Haley had served him in front of everyone the day before and you were trying to cheer him up. Everyone knew she'd been cheating; Garcia couldn't keep it a secret once she knew. Aaron was strong and handsome and everything you wanted in a man, you couldn't understand why anyone would cheat on him.

"I have something for you," the coffee and scone was really no trouble, and it wasn't often that you saw him take the time to eat, so you wanted to make sure he had a snack for later if he wanted it. You sat it down in front of you and he looked back at you, perplexed.

"You didn't have to do this," he said instantly, and you nodded, sitting down in the chair across from his. He often let you come keep him company and this was no different, only now, he was no longer sporting a wedding band.

"I know. But you never take lunch breaks, so I wanted to make sure you had something," you smiled at him and for some crazy reason, he smiled right back at you, putting his pen down so he could unwrap the scone and take a bite. You could tell he thought it was delicious by the look on his face, and when he'd finished chewing, he shot you a thumbs up.

"Do you go to Crazy Bean? That new coffee shop on 4th?" He asked, and you nodded, surprised he could recognize the food from there; it was close to your house so you went all the time.

"It's in my neighborhood," you told him, and he nodded, explaining his old house was right around the corner.

"I'm moving soon. Buying instead of renting," you told him, and after that, the two of you fell into conversation that would start something beautiful and intimate, and you never would have guessed he'd be the one to ask you to stay late with him that night and finish reports, but you agreed nonetheless, knowing he could use someone to talk to.

You never expected to be sprawled out on his desk and him between your legs, eating your pussy like a man starved, your moans and whimpers bouncing off the walls of his office. You saw him every night after that, in his office or at your house, whichever was more convenient. Lately, he'd come to your place and stay the night instead of staying in his office, opting to share your bed instead of his lumpy old couch. After you moved and you were no longer in his old neighborhood, he started staying more often.

✨✨✨

"Don't apologize. I knew my marriage was ending. I also knew better things would come, and here you are," he shrugged off his jacket, and loosened his tie before tossing it on a chair next to the bed. He gripped your face lovingly before grabbing your wrists, holding them both in one of his hands.

"You look so pretty, baby. Lay back for me," you did as he asked, letting him strip down to his boxers before he came to hover over you, his hand hooked in your underwear. He drug them down your legs slowly, licking his lips as he exposed your lower half.

"Aaron," you whined, making him flush all over as he lowered himself between your thighs. He was still getting used to how loving you were, how you constantly wanted his affection. You could tell he wasn't used to someone touching him, or being eager to please him. The first time you'd gotten on your knees for him he simply stared back at you in shock, surprised that you wanted to blow him.

"Needy girl, I love it so much," he confirmed, licking a stripe up your center before finding his rhythm, lapping hungrily at your core as your hands fell to his hair. Aaron was skilled in many ways, but his abilities in the bedroom often left your mind reeling--he was talented with more than just his tongue; he knew how to make you come undone in a plethora of ways, and he was always experimenting so he could learn more about your body and what made you tick.

"Feels so good, baby," you brushed his hair back, looking down at his gorgeous face nestled between your thighs. You were glad to be able to call him yours, especially after everything he'd been through. Haley had hurt him nearly beyond repair, but he was letting you heal him one day at a time.

"God, I missed you today. Felt like I didn't see you at all," he breathed, sucking furiously at your clit while your eyes struggled to stay open. He'd been especially clingy the closer the date to finalizing his divorce came, which gave you great hope for your future together. Aaron took your relationship seriously, and he wanted to keep you around long after he was divorced. He'd already told you once everything was finished, you could tell the team about your relationship and things wouldn't be so secretive. You couldn't go on dates or risk being seen out together until he was actually divorced, which meant being confined to the walls of your house or on nights like tonight, on a plush, king sized bed on the nicer side of town. He had less than a week until he no longer had ties to Haley, and it was clear by his behavior that he couldn't wait.

"I know baby, but I'm here now," you reminded him, causing him to groan into you, his hands gripping your thighs like a lifeline. You learned quickly that touching you was his way of winding down--if he felt a little too stressed or if things were too much, he knew he could escape with you, give you both indescribable pleasure while easing some of his worries at the same time. He often buried himself in you so he wouldn't get piled up in his work, but you were a welcome distraction.

"Stay with me tonight, I want you close to me," he pleaded as you saw stars, your orgasm rattling through you in waves as he continued his loving assault on your bundle of nerves, slipping a finger inside of your soaked core, pumping gently until he knew you could handle more, and then his fingers began sliding into you with ease, the slick sound of your arousal echoing throughout the room as he urged you to cum again. Once you did, and your legs were visibly shaking, he slowed down, circling your clit with his thumb as he pulled back to watch.

"Never seen anyone as spectacular as you," he whispered, kissing your thighs, your stomach, anywhere his lips could reach, he just needed to have his mouth on you in any way he could.

"You're all I ever wanted Aaron," he was happy to hear it, sitting up on his knees so he could line up with you.

"Promise me you'll never need anyone else," he said as he slid into you, moaning under his breath as he adjusted to how you felt, letting you grip around him like a vice, clenching and squeezing his cock as he got used to you.

"Never, Aaron. It's only you, it'll only ever be you," you promised him as he began to move, pulling you into him as he met your hips, pounding against you mercilessly as his hands found yours. He ducked down to kiss you quickly, the pressure in your stomach already beginning to build. You let go, his hand cupping your face gently as he gave himself over to you. He poured every ounce of love he had into pleasuring you, and you'd always be thankful for having such a selfless, attentive partner. You'd been with some shitty men in the past, and Aaron surpassed all of them by far.

"I promise I'll do anything I can to make you happy," he said lowly, lacing his fingers with yours as his thrusts got more urgent; they were sloppy, hasty, and you were both getting close.

"Just let me love you," he gave you a dazzling smile as you plummeted over the edge, and he came shortly after, squeezing your hand as he caught his breath. He looked back at you seriously, still inside of you as he struggled to find the right words to say to you.

"Do--do you love me?" He seemed so puzzled, like he was undeserving of having someone who truly cared for him and wanted to see him happy.

"I tried to stop it--I know it's only been a few months; you're just so easy to fall for Aaron," you admitted, averting your gaze to the television on the other side of the room so the rejection wasn't so harsh. Instead of turning you down, he kissed you hard, brushing his nose against yours.

"I love you too."

Master tags: @wheelsupkels @periodtcevans @hausofwhores @criminallyobsessedcm @tojithesourcerkiller @fireworksinthesky

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

Another short list for a few thoughts here and there:

Megalopolis is having its Cannes premiere and for some reason, ever since the festival began two days ago, I'm feeling envious of everyone who gets to be there. I wasn't like this before. That video of Eva Green reuniting with Louis Garrel didn't help at all.

Jimin seems to have his own version of Alex Forrest on his hands, except the lady is living some twisted fantasy out on IG? It's giving the stupider version of one-sided Fatal Attraction 😂 Anyway, no one will talk about this in a few days, just like everything else that ever happens.

I bought Crying in H-Mart on another whim, like I have done lately with the books that I decide to read. I just saw it while browsing the bookstore and I have heard of it, obviously. Didn't expect to ugly cry in the middle of my lunch break because I couldn't help myself not to read. There's a lot of pain in it and it can hurt even more when we can identify with that mother-daughter relationship, even for a bit.

Without purposefully doing this, I've gome back to Park Chan Wook's filmography. Perhaps The Sympathizer was the trigger. It was about time to watch Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. I'm still a bigger fan of Oldboy, but this is a good one as well. Then I ticked Decision to Leave off my list and I plan to watch Thirst.

Taemin said he watched Exhuma a lot of times and I can only say he's a bit insane. Why would he do it? I'm not saying this because I got scared (although I get easily disgusted by the more gory parts), but because what else can he get out of that 2h film? Which gets lost in its own plot at some point and that doesn't help the overall story.

Oh, and I just saw a twitter post that said Jimin was spotted in Busan? He finally gets a vacation after 5 months of hell, I hope he gets to relax, without any crazy psycho interference.

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

You know how you always apologize in the tags when you go on a Paw Patrol rant? Well, I for one really enjoy your little essays, I love how unashamedly passionate you are about Paw Patrol, how you overanalyze and theorize about it just like I do, it's why I love this blog so much, I love nerding out with you over these cute cartoon dogs

How dare you do this to me when I'm sick and emotional (/j) 😭🫂💜 I'm gonna cry (edit: ok I actually did, a bit XD)

Seriously now, thank you so much too. Every time I see you popping up around in any of my askboxes I go like "OH MY GOD COTTON CANDY SENT ME AN ASK AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH LET'S SEE WHAT IT'S ABOUT THIS TIME" - really, Blue and Eryx can confirm, I go nuts for a whole minute or two in our little Discord server XDD it's always a joy to see you around.

I guess I tend to apologize because it's a little like an automatic reaction... It wasn't THAT MUCH or that bad, but I've been told numerous times I shouldn't focus so much on things that are soooooo not for my age. I always have to remind relatives and their friends that it's people my age or older who get to work on producing these things in the first place. And I know people hear these things since early on too, it's annoying, like what the hell, let us live our little lives, we're not actively affecting yours XD

I still find it funny, how passionate I got about Paw Patrol, because when I started watching it, I wasn't expecting to get SO INTO IT.

When I stop to think, most my profile pics on social media/messaging apps are now of Paw Patrol. I've been watching it since January, right after my dog Dakota died. I got now two blogs (and a half bc I'm sorta "helping" Eryx with her askblog of Everest/Tracker/Rex so I was added as a mod there) only for Paw Patrol stuff instead of mixing it around in my personal blog like most my other interests/fandoms. My Telegram art channel has been 90% Paw Patrol arts this entire year so far, except for commissions. I met amazing people in this fandom and even got one hate comment LMAO there's this old Tumblr saying that states your blog hasn't truly started until you get a hate message 😂 Heck I even bought three toys so far! It's been AGES since I last bought anything fandom related for myself, on anything at all. The one thing that comes to mind is the Lightning McQueen origins storybook last year (still gotta remember to buy Jackson Storm's and Cruz Ramirez's too). I usually make/paint/craft my own stuff instead of buying (one of the several reasons I relate to Rocky!).

I just, wow? It's real. I got this whole thing going on and it makes me smile every day and I don't want it to stop any soon. I started watching the show as a way to soothe myself and relax my stressed brain after Dakota's passing. Didn't expect to get so far. I'm glad I did and that I'm here with you guys.

Thanks for being part of what makes it so special for me too, Cotton Candy. You're amazing and I love it whenever you show up bringing more stuff for me to talk about 💜 PAW PATROL IS ON A ROLL, MY FRIEND, LET'S GOOOOOOO

[sensei-venus]

So I got to thinking, in season 1 when Kyler was having dinner with the LaRussos, he didn't even try the sushi Daniel prepared. And I'm now in love with the idea that with Eli x LaRusso!Reader, Eli gets invited over for dinner now that he and Reader are dating and Daniel does the same thing with dinner to see how Eli reacts as some kind of "test." Kyler was such a disappointment honestly, he wants to see how Eli reacts to the culture that he grew up with in his late teens and came to love.

And Eli is all for it. He loves trying new foods now that he's already long since pushed himself out of his comfort zone. Daniel is actually happy about it, watching his daughter teach her boyfriend to use chopsticks. He only starts to hate it when they start feeding each other sushi 😂

- gemini sensei

@gemini-sensei

(I don't know why but that scene with Kyler made me physically rage. He asked for mf fish sticks and Sam was really like “that's my man🥰”, I would have bitch slapped it so hard-)

I can see all of the LaRussos sitting down at the table with Eli sitting next to Reader. She is so excited to finally get to have her boyfriend over for dinner. Everyone has finally at least slightly warmed up to Eli’s presents in their life now.

It's not like Reader is going to dump him because of Daniel or Sam’s whining.

When Daniel brings out the massive amount of sushi on a big board. He of course examples that he went out earlier and bought a massive amount of fish and vegetables just for tonight and made everything himself. He's proud of himself and it's very clear. Sam is rolling her eyes because she sadly remembers the whole dinner with Kyler. She's still embarrassed about how she actually acted like that was ok.

Reader is excited about the food because she loves when her dad goes out of his way to make stuff like sushi for them. She starts talking to Eli about all the cool stuff her dad had taught her about fish and sushi and the culture behind it. He of course is listening and taking in everything she is saying. He's really interested now.

He's looking down at the food with interest but he has no idea what to do.

“It looks amazing but I have no idea how I'm supposed to eat it correctly.”

“Here let me show you!” she quickly picks up one of the hand pieces and let's him eat it from her hands and fingers. His eyes go wide for a moment as she chews and swallows a mouth full down. He hum saying “Wow! That's really good!”

Reader is all blush as she picks up a pair of chopsticks and picks up another piece of sushi.

“Can you show me how to do that? I don't think I have ever actually used chopsticks before. At least not properly.“

“Yeah of course! Let me see your hands real quick.” he picks up his own chopsticks and she takes his hands gently in her own. She guides him and whispers about how to hold and use them. Her hands showed him how to grip and move them around to pick up. After a few trials and errors he finally figures it out thanks to Reader.

Both of them laugh as he fumbles a few times and drops a few different pieces back onto his plate. Finally Reader ends up just feeding him the whole time, the two of them acting like it was normal.

Daniel can't help but relax a bit as he watches the two of them.

Somewhere deep down he realizes that maybe this wasn't so bad. His daughter is talking more than she has in years to someone other than the rest of her family, smiling more than frowning for once and she actually looks happy.

He can't stop looking at the way Eli smiles and laughs, he watches how his eyes almost glisten.

Like his own did when he was young and in love with Amanda.

He doesn't even realize that one of his hands is being held and stroked. Amanda smiled at her husband's finally relaxed face. She couldn't help the grin that broke out as she watched her husband come to realize their daughter was actually happy, even if it was with a once delinquent boy who caused them so much trouble in the past.

[lauratheghost]

My trip to Montreal

& the Sleep Token show

(long post below)

The Trip:

I went with my sister, who did the driving. The drive there was awesome. We left at 5:30 a.m. and there was no traffic at all. The border took five minutes. We laughed at the "warning Canada ahead" sign (that was like five feet in front of the border 😂)

It was like an hour of driving through massive farms before we reached the city? Idk why but I didn't expect the farms.

Driving in Montreal was another story. It was terrifying 😭 I have car anxiety in general but it was so stressful. It made traffic in Boston not seem so bad. The way the lanes were marked was confusing to us, and some of the signs were also confusing. We hit a speed bump going crazy fast because we had no idea what the sign meant and the actual bump on the ground wasn't yellow (now it seems obvious though, ok 🤷🏼‍♀️😂) and the buses drive crazy fast and one cut us off and almost hit us.

Our phones didn't work as soon as we crossed the border. We tried to add a global package to our plans but it still didn't work. This was only a major problem because we needed GPS. If we missed a turn we would have to find a Harvey's or Starbucks or something to get their wifi and reroute. It took us a long time to get to Laval 😂

Once we got to the hotel we parked the car and didn't use it again until we left. But we took taxis and that was cool! I don't think I've ever taken a taxi before and the drivers were really nice.

We loved our hotel and we could see Place Bell from our window. The area was so nice, and very clean for a city. It feels like Laval is an up-and-coming city because of all the construction we saw, and our hotel was also new apparently.

Everything was so cheap? The lattes I bought were like $6 CAD so $4.40 USD. In my hometown, lattes are double that. All the food and snacks were such a good deal. I stopped obsessively checking my bank account after a while because everything seemed so inexpensive 😂 (Also, I'm a cheap person so this is saying something lol)

It was more of a culture shock than I expected. I knew it was going to be a lot of French but I guess I didn't grasp the reality of that until I was there. Thank God I took french in high school. I could not really hold a conversation, but I could read some signs and menus and kind've get the jist of what people were saying to me.

Everyone was so kind and helpful. We asked a lot of strangers questions and they were all very nice. I only had two small experiences with rude people (and I laughed about it)

Crosswalks were also a bit scary lol. It was weird that some cars still go when the crosswalk button goes off. In my area, all directions of traffic stop while people cross.

My hotel was 50 % people with Sleep Token shirts and 50 % hockey players 😂

We LOVE Tim Hortons 😍 Their iced mocha latte was amazing. I wish I had one in my town now.

Three days went by so fast! It felt like one day.

We went to Mount Royal Park, the Cosmodome, the Biosphere, and La Rhonde. I rode the ferris wheel even though I'm scared of heights. I think my heart stopped for a second but the view was beautiful. 😂🥰

Some random things we noticed- nobody really wears jeans or Crocs 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 everyone dresses a bit nicer. And we didn't see any cops besides event security the entire time we were there, which is unheard of in Massachusetts, I see cops drive by twenty times a day everyday probably. There were lilacs everywhere which I loved. So many people biked- it made me want to be more healthy and active. Public transport seemed very available and I'm jealous of that because public transport where I am is trash.

Can you drink in public? Idk, but we saw a guy drinking a twisted tea while casually crossing the road lol.

The Show:

People were lined up starting around 7 pm the night before 👀

At 5:30 a.m. there was maybe ten or fifteen people camped out with tents and everything. I applaud their dedication, but I could never 😭

I kept an eye on the line and once the merch stand opened I went over and bought a shirt beforehand. I got a t-shirt with the tour dates on it 🖤

The line system seemed really unorganized. Nobody knew what line went where. Besides that, getting inside was easy and I liked the venue.

Our seats had a good view, but we were so high up it made me a bit anxious. It was a little hard to see III because of the fog/lights, and Espera was kind've blocked by a light fixture, but I had a great view of IV and II which made me really happy 🥰

ESB's opening set: So, they are not exactly my cup of tea BUT I don't think they deserve the hate they've been getting. My only problem was that the singers scream sounded the same over and over. I wasn't sure if he was saying the same phrase or not, but it made every song sound the same. They did have some good moments though! There was a moment where he screamed lower/more gutteral and I liked that more. There was also a moment where the guitar and instruments sounded really cool but I can't explain it. I was glad to see they had a little mosh pit going too.

Sleep Token was amazing as expected. I'm forever in awe of how good Vessel sounds live. I was so happy I could see II good too, I loved watching his little dances and hand gestures. I saw III do his little swimming motion and he did get a pit! A pretty big one too from what I saw. I didn't expect them to hand out drumsticks and stuff so early, because they didn't play TMBTE or Euclid yet- but they were just doing that fake-out encore thing I guess. 😂

I love the diversity of the fans at their shows- all types of people and all ages and it's so nice to see 🖤 The guy sitting beside me did not look like someone I would expect to listen to Sleep Token, but he was singing every word and recording all the same parts of their songs as me 😂

After the show I got to meet @shatterthefragments !!! It was so great, and they made awesome ST keychains- I will treasure mine forever 🖤

I still haven't really processed any of this yet because after the show I was constantly busy- between packing up and doing the few last things we wanted to do in the city, and then driving five hours back home. There's videos and pictures from this weekend that I haven't even looked at yet. I will definitely post some videos or photos here soon though

Overall, I give this trip a 9/10

I'm so glad I impulsively bought tickets and got my passport renewed. It was so fun and it makes me wanna travel more in the future. 🖤

[harventheblorbo]

Hi,I really like your work.So can I get a fanfic about optimus prime with a human reader,where the reader is struggling with the fact that optimus chose jack over them to guard the key to vector sigma.(optimus is the guardian of the reader and the reader blames mostly themselves for being too weak and regretting every past traumatic experience they shared with optimus.They dont blame jack or optimus.)The reader tries to hide it bcs they dont want to embarrass themselves(as they see it) any further in front of optimus,but the thoughts that everyone dislikes them creep up again and so they become distant and try to make themselves very quiet/serious(they think of everyone as an enemy who finds them annoying again).

Also optimus reaction to that,what would he do?But in general angst with comfort(maybe an explanation as to why optimus didnt chose them).

Sorry if its too long or something doesnt fit the rules of the blog(couldnt find them😂)

One shot of TFP Optimus with a reader that can't understand why Optimus choose jack to guard the key of vector Sigma and not them!

Containing; Optimus Prime

___ is gender neutral and human

Warning; Angst, and swearing.

One shot Summary; ___ can't wrap their head around that Optimus picked Jack to protect the key to vecter sigma but some special bot notices.

When Optimus gave Jack the Key, my heart shattered. Why? Why was I so upset that Optimus gave Jack the key? Was it because maybe I thought that Optimus thought as me as too weak? I couldn't blame him if he did.

I didn't wanna ask Optimus because I was just too embarrassed. What if he got too nervous to tell me and told a lie? I mean I don't think he would but still it kinda hurts. I mean there has to be a reasonable explanation. I put my pencil down and closed my notebook. My therapist had been recommending that I should do journaling so I can have my head clear.

I mean it worked a little bit. But to be honest I think it just made me seem more awkward. The Video game buzzed and I heard Jack and Raf exclaim how the other cheated. It was a 2006 game that Ratchet bought so I doubt that Raf would know how to hack it anyway. Miko tapped me on the shoulder.

"Hey ___, do you by chance have the answer for number 3 on our homework?" Miko asked as she sat down next to me with her homework. "Yeah, it's 8" I replied. To be honest, I haven't been feeling the best recently and felt tired.

"Thank you!" She yipped and ran off after writing the answer down. I did anything to help them as I thought I was responsible to do it since Jack had to do it all the time. But to be honest, I think my whole life is going to shit

But I don't wanna really bring it up to someone. What if I burden them? And who would be the right person to talk to it about it? Ratchet is always so grumpy and would brush me off. Arcee would just ask me to go away or something like that. Bulk head is too nice and I think I would overwhelm him. Ultra Magnus wouldn't be the best to go to for anything. So for now, I just keep quiet. Like I always have.

As the days pass, I realize how distant they have been with me. But then again Ive been distant with them and I think it's for the better. No one has really been talking to me. And whenever they do, its awkward and uncomfortable and small.

I don't really care anymore. I don't care about anything anymore. I can't tell if I'm pissed off or just pissed at my self for being a fuckin fool. I guess I was too late to realize when Optimus was more or less observing me throughout the week until I saw him walk up to the risen area for the humans.

"___? Is it alright if I have a word with you?" I heard Optimus's voice and looked up at him. His optics whirred a little bit and saw how focused he was. "Sure... What's up?" I replied. There was no one around so It was a perfect timing. "I'm sure I can speak on behalf of everyone and say that we are worried for you ___" There was brief science. I nodded to let him continue talking. "You've been distant to everyone. Even the children and it's worrying us. Tell me what's wrong. Please" Optimus leaned a little bit forward as I walked up to where he was.

"Well to be honest, I've been upset about the fact that you chose to give Jack the key..." I explained with a upset tone. Im honestly embarrassed to even be saying these words. I can feel my hands sweat as I fidget with my fingers.

Optimus blinked and pondered on what he was going to say. "I see now." He remarked. "Your wondering why I gave Jack the key and not you, I'm I correct?" Optimus asked. I couldn't do anything but nod my head. "___, the only reason I chose Jack to protect it was because Arcee asked me to." He explained. "Oh..." I quietly stated.

I kinda chuckled. "Well thanks for clearing it up" I thanked him as I looked at him fully while I scratched the back of my head a little. He simply nodded with a slight smile.

[doubledyke]

Hello, Double D for 1, 2, 3, 10, 12, 15, 16. I'm anxious for this.

i'm gonna group these together since they're both for edd and there's some overlap. thank you guys 😁 also as far as my corny ass mood boards, maybe! it's super embarrassing for me but what isn't at this point?? anyway let's see what we've got here for the lizard man

1. why i like or dislike him: i love edd! for many reasons. he's a genuinely kind-hearted person who, much like eddy, usually can't help but show his emotions. i think he's really funny, whether it's his notoriously sassy wit, or just the weird ass shit he does. i LOOOOOOVE his hamminess. he's such a drama queen. oh and he makes a lot of really strange noises that always make me laugh.

2. favorite canon thing about his character: edd is courageous as hell. i think it was moth that mentioned how quick he is to nut up when the time comes to defend his friends. i'll never, ever, ever, ever recover from him standing up to bro. like... what a guy.

3. least favorite canon thing about his character: dude talks too much. and his voice can be a little grating at times lmfao but honestly it's just part of what makes him who he is. and we love him for it!!

6. what's something i have in common with him: oh lord. well i've harped on it a ton before, but definitely the anxiety and ocd. i also relate to his abnormal fixation to headwear as you'd be hard pressed to see me without a bandana or beanie. no idea why, but i feel naked without something covering my dome. there's other stuff of course, but i'll keep it brief.

7. something the fandom does with edd that i like: i'm glad that people are more normal about him these days....lol.

10. could i be best friends with him: y'know i'm not sure. as if it's not obvious, i have a bit of an inferiority complex, so being around people who are super skilled and smart makes me low key want to take a fucking dirt nap lmfao. also i have no interest in bugs and amoebas and shit. BUT i do think edd is a great friend to ed and eddy.

12. what's a headcanon i have for this character: too many to name, same with the other two. trying to think of one that i haven't shared here before... oh i think his parents are loaded and he'd have a big ass trust fund or whatever it is rich parents give their kids. i think that's the only thing his parents would ever do for him that would actually show a modicum of consideration for his well-being. but who knows, they might go back on that if he "annoys" them. or maybe he wouldn't accept the money out of principle? 👀 also, there's at least one instance in the show where it's implied that edd has money to spend on stuff he wants (a case of ed, he bought books at the library), which is REALLY funny to me because if that's the case he could just buy some goddamn jawbreakers... and what, ruin the plot? i know, i know. i'm just saying.

15. what's my favorite ship for this character: him and the pink bastard are the couple of all time

16. what's my least favorite ship for this character: besides the obvious one involving a certain red-head whose chin resembles a tool used for digging, i gotta say eddmay does nothing for me. they look too similar 😂

[herofics]

Hi! Could I get headcanons for a crack idea based on this TikTok https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8hQqhnG/ where she pranks her boyfriend by saying she paid $300 for air?😂 could I have it with Aizawa, Bakugou and Todoroki?

I'm very suspicious about any links I get so I didn’t check it, but I got the point from the request. I think this is also a good choice of characters, because of the varying responses I imagine from them

~Todoroki Shouto~

•When you come to him with an empty jar, and just go “Look what I bought” with a smirk, trying not to laugh

•Todoroki just looks at it and says “That’s a nice jar”

•”It’s not the jar, I bought the stuff inside it” you say

•”But there’s nothing inside it?” he says, really not understanding what you mean

•”It’s air dummy” you smirk, trying to keep a straight face

•Todoroki just stares at you and then the jar, and then back to you again, because he doesn’t get it

•He thinks you’re totally serious, because he isn’t really used to pranks and doesn’t even consider you’d try to trick him, even though it’s lighthearted

•Todoroki is like “Is it special air, does it have a good scent or something?”

•You can’t help it anymore because you just bust out laughing and he has no idea why

•Todoroki isn’t really used to being pranked, at least he wasn’t before he came to UA and made some real friends and found himself a partner

•He asks why you’re laughing and you just tell him you were trying to prank him

•Todoroki’s like “Ah, well in that case, it was very funny, you totally got me”

•You know he’s just confused about the whole thing and that he totally believed you at the beginning, but you don’t make fun of him or anything

~Aizawa Shouta~

•When you tell Aizawa you bought him a gift and come home with a jar full of nothing, he’s like “Well I do like a good jar”

•You explain to him that it’s not the jar, it’s the air inside it

•”You bought me air?” he asks “How much did you pay for this jar of air?”

•”Oh just 300 bucks” you shrug

•He just stares at you or a while with a bit of an unimpressed look on his face, before saying “You’re not very good at pranks, are you?”

•You try to convince him you did actually buy air, but the more you try to convince him, the more he knows you’re lying

•You finally give in and go “Fiiiine, I suck at pranks”

•”Maybe, but this was also a bad choice of prank, because I know you’re not stupid enough to pay 300 bucks for a jar of air”

•”Thanks? I guess” you chuckle awkwardly

•Aizawa just tells you “It is a nice jar though”

~Bakugou Katsuki~

•The moment you come to him with an empty jar, he’s like “What the fuck is that?”

•”A jar, obviously” you say sarcastically and hand it to him “I got the stuff inside it for you as a gift”

•”You got me air? As a gift? Are you fuckin serious?” he asks

•”Come on, I paid good money for it” you pout, acting offended

•”You fuckin paid for this shit?” he asks in disbelief

•”Yeah, 300 bucks” you tell him nonchalantly

•Bakugou can’t believe what you’ve just told him, and he’s just pacing back and forth in front of you, because what the fuck?

•”You need to get your money back for this, I’m serious” he growls

•”You don’t like your gift?” you say, acting upset

•”Baby, I’m saying this as kindly as I possibly can, but you’re a fuckin dumbass for buying this” he motions at the jar

•You bust out laughing because you can’t keep your composure anymore and Bakugou is just staring at you with a perplexed look on his face

•”Ahaha, very fucking funny, you almost gave me a fucking heart attack” he says as he realizes you were just playing around

•You’re just laughing, because he believed you way too easily and took it too seriously, as he often does

•Bakugou just grabs you by you waist and pulls you close, telling you “You’re a fuckin idiot”

•”But I’m your idiot” you laugh

[pedrisbanana]

Ooh girl if your gonna write for Schlotti, could you write some thigh riding please? Because they actually drive me insane 😂 (no worries if not tho! ❤️)

Nico boo never skips leg day…

Enjoy 🍌

Thighs

You watched as Nico got dressed for the final fitting of the new Coal & Steel kit. His phone lit up, just after he unbuttoned his jeans.

The blonde walked over to the small table where his phone was, fly open and the bulge of his manhood peeking through.

Sometimes being the social media manager of Borussia Dortmund needed absolute focus. Oh and focused you were.

He laughed at whatever he was reading, making the defined muscles of his stomach flex. If he did this on purpose, it definitely worked. You quickly turned away, pretending to check the camera in your hand.

„Do you know when the jersey will be released ?" Nico asked you, his voice sweet as ever.

„Umm I think around February 2023, but it's not settled yet." you answered as if you didn't have a hard time keeping your eyes away from his naked torso.

You loved working with BVB and you were always being professional, but when they bought Nico Schlotterbeck in the summer of 2022, you knew it was going to be a challenge.

He gained massive popularity at Freiburg and the hype didn't leave you out. If he knew you were a fan, let alone know about the little crush you had, you probably could leave Germany.

After he was done getting dressed, you led him to the set. The orange flickery lighting made his skin glow and his brown eyes seem golden. The photographer instructed him to do a few poses and you also took a few pictures and videos for instagram. Nico was really photogenic.

You left the set and went to the empty makeup & break area to edit the posts. Nico was the last player who came to shoot today, so by the time he came back to get dressed again, most of the staff had already left.

"Already done ? That was quick."

The defender grabbed a water bottle and sat down on the chair in front of the mirror.

"What can I say? I'm just a pro. " the playful smirk he sent your way made wetness pool in your panties.

He nipped at the opening of his water bottle and ran his hand through his bleached hair.

"The lights were really warm" he commented.

You just couldn't help but focus on his black shorts, which had travelled up his big, muscular thighs. The pale skin looked smooth and you wanted to run your hands up them to feel if they actually were.

Nico seemed to notice your stare, because he broke the silence.

„Do you want to sit or why are you staring ?“

Your eyes shot up to meet his, mouth opening.

„Umm-„ Your cheeks felt hot. „Why would I want to sit on your lap ?“ The laugh you let out sounded forced and you mentally cursed yourself for being so obvious.

The footballer in front of you crossed his arms and raised his brow. The smirk on his lips widened.

„I never said anything about my lap, but if that was what’s distracting you, then“ he cut off his sentence by pointing to his thighs with a quick motion of his gaze.

Your cheeks must be as red as a pepper now, but the daring sparkle in his brown orbs was intriguing you to take this a step further. How far would he go ?

„Okay, then“ you repeated his choice of words and slowly climbed onto his lap.

Your hands were holding onto his broad shoulders for leverage, as you carefully set your weight on his muscles. Nico‘s hands found your waist and his touch burned through the thin material of your shirt.

The skirt you wore didn’t cover your knees, so it pooled against his knees. The only barrier separating your core from his skin being light cotton panties.

He guided your hips, noticing you didn’t fully sit down. You still hovered, because if you sat down on his thigh, he‘d knew how much this situation had you dripping.

Nico won and the touch of his warm thigh against your core made you moan. Your hands fisted the black jersey and your hips bucked forward, seeking friction.

His lips found your jawline, leaving soft pecks up to your ear.

„Is this for me, hm? Your little pussy sopping wet, making a mess on my lap“ Nico‘s hands slipped down to cover your ass under your skirt, pulling you closer.

You moved your hips back and forth on his legs, supported by Nico massaging the soft flesh of your backside. With closed eyes you enjoyed the pleasure given to you.

„Oh Nico. Your thighs. Fuck.“ Your words echoed through the room. He started to flex his thigh ever so often, sending waves of pleasure through your body.

When you felt the familiar pressure building in your lower stomach, one of your hands moved from his shoulder to push your shirt over your bra. Pushing the cups down, you played with your hardened buds, seeking your release.

You came with Nico‘s lips on yours. His kiss swallowed your scream, as you rode out your orgasm.

Regaining your breath, you noticed Nico staring up at you in awe. It made you blush, which seemed odd considering what the two of you had just done.

„I‘m sorry. Now you‘re thigh is all sticky and you‘re umm-„ you got up from his lap and pointed towards his crotch. „- in a situation“

Nico laughed at you. He whole heartly, loudly laughed at you. You scrunched your brows. What was so hilarious?

„You use me or rather my thigh as your sex toy and now you apologize and can’t even talk about my erection without looking like a beet“ he said, a big smile displaying on his face.

You felt offended. „I didn’t use you as my sex toy, also I apologized.“

Nico cocked his head to the side, thinking about s proper reply while staring at your still semi exposed chest.

„Hmm why don’t you apologize properly then ? Bent over the table and offer me to use you for my pleasure ?“

You looked at the table, then the mirror and then back to him. He was serious about it.

New pleasure waved through your body. The thought of getting fucked by him against the mirror made you incredibly hot.

As you walked towards the table, he followed close behind. You could see that Nico stroked himself, pants pulled to his knees. One of his hands added light pressure between your shoulder blades and you bend, hands grasping the wood of the table top.

With a few smart flicks of his hand he ripped your panties and guided himself inside of you.

He filled you to the brim. His thick member massaged all the right spots inside of you.

Nico fucked you with a slow pace, careful not to slip out. You were a moaning mess, the first orgasm only being an appetizer to this.

He breathed and groaned words of pleasure himself, enjoying every sweet clench of your tight pussy.

Nico picked up the pace, instructing you to rub your most sensitive spot. His thrusts became harder and you couldn’t help but squeeze your eyes shut at the intense feeling.

Another, stronger orgasms announced and you hoped Nico wouldn’t pull out. The feeling pf his cum inside you would definitely tip you over the edge.

„Don’t pull out- Nico, fuck. Please don’t.“

Your words spurred him on to find his own release. You felt his hot breath on your cheek. A light peck joined by sinful words.

„If you want my cum, doll, you better swallow it and if you spill, you‘ll never have my cock again“

At that your whole body started to shake, the intensity of your orgasm washing over you. You clenched around nothing, because Nico let go of you, to pull you off the table and on your knees.

Without asking you immediately took him between your lips. It only took a few thrusts of his hips to fill your mouth up.

You swallowed greedily, licking your lips.

Nico helped you stand up. Both of you redressed, not saying a word.

Touching up your makeup, you saw Nico was ready to leave.

„By the way, it’s nice to know you’re a fan.“ he winked and left the room.

You stared at the door, dumbfounded. He was definitely not letting you down on that.

A/N: The Schlotterbecks can get it.

I hope my Nico girlies feel satisfied 💕🥺

[marshallpupfan]

Marshall Merchandise Update!

Update #37... or whatever number I'm up to now. Either way, I've got a few new items to show off today! Some new, some old, and some I didn't expect to find!

First off, this Jumbo Gummy Easter candy, from "Galerie"! I just happened to stumble upon it while helping my mother with her grocery shopping. I was in kind of a rush, so I didn't have time to check if they made any of the other pups. I have to imagine they have some of at least Chase and/or Skye. It cost $5 (a little pricey, imo).

To tell you the truth, I don't know if I want to eat this. I might try to preserve it... if possible, anyway. It wouldn't be the first editable piece of merchandise that's sitting among my collection. Probably won't be the last, either. It's a good thing my folks never bought me a Marshall cake for my birthday, otherwise I'd probably try to save that, too. 😂

Next up... this plush! I actually found it while browsing around a Goodwill for something. Before I left, I figured I'd take a quick peek at the toy section, since they tend to have a few PAW Patrol dolls from time to time. I only seen a few of Chase at first, but then out of the corner of my eye, I seen this thing, somewhat buried under a bunch of other dolls. It was only $2, so... sold! :)

Funnily enough, it's actually quite similar to another plush doll I bought a few years back, only smaller. Now that I think about it, these aren't the only dolls I own that have a bigger and little version. I wonder why they do that sometimes? Hm...

Moving on, here's yet another plush doll I found! It's by TY, unless I'm mistaken. This one was found at a flea market, although it was a tad more expensive ($5). However, what's funny is that...

...it, too has a bigger version! And a smaller one, as well (I feel like these are the most common). It's like we've got the eldest brother, the middle child, and the younger sibling. An interesting set!

I was tempted to move the bigger plush for a better side-by-side comparison, but with so many dolls around it, I figured it was best I just keep things where they're at. Otherwise, moving it might give us something akin to a Marshall wipeout, and I don't want to pick them all up from the floor right now. lol

Last, and a rather unexpected find, I must say... a Marshall "Born Brave" ceramic coffee cup! To be honest, I had no idea this even existed until I seen it on Mercari about a week ago. Despite my best efforts, I can't find any indication of where this came from, who sells it, if it belongs in a set, if they made some of the other pups... nothing!

I believe it's official, since most knock-off or home-made products don't include stuff like this on the bottom. It says it was made in 2023, so that tells me it's not too old. Have any of you seen these in stores?

In any case, it's pretty cool coffee cup! I believe it can hold 11oz, which is pretty standard for these things. The picture, itself isn't the highest of quality, but that's no biggie. I actually wouldn't mind using it, since I still drink a lot of tea (and cappuccinos... too many cappuccinos...), but I hate the thought of it getting damaged, so it's going up on my shelf for now. Maybe if I can find another one someday, then I'll use it.

...again, IF I can find another. 😅

That's all for now! I apologize for the inconsistent quality and brightness of some of the pics. I forgot to turn the flash on for the first pic, no flash made everything pink around the gummy, and the flash made the dolls look too dark so I had to adjust the brightness in Photoshop. My TracFone camera just doesn't cut it sometimes... maybe I should invest in something better someday.