#and i was like nope and she goes 'no boyfriend at 28? it's because you're so fat'
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#i have this incredibly toxic aunt whos probably an undiagnosed narcissist#she video called me for my birthday to greet me#and she asked if i was in a relationship (of course she does)#and i was like nope and she goes 'no boyfriend at 28? it's because you're so fat'#(i'm mid sized but i guess plus sized by asian standards?)#and i was like uh huh yeah probably (i did not give a shit)#but my mom in the background overheard and started yelling#she was like 'if only you knew how many white men in their 60s keep offering to pay off her student loans'#(i've had 2 offers 😭😭)#and she keeps going like 'your husband wont even buy you flowers!' and then she and mom my had a screaming match over video call#any way thats how my birthday day ended ajxjsnnd
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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?Whether I should go back to studying nursing or not..2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?Yes I do :) 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?I've only seen people who have let their life's go down the drain because they started using it so maybe I would mind a little 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?No I don't really trust easily. I've been hurt so much, to last me three lifetimes 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?I was probably asleep if not I was watching a Korean show 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?That's a tough one because I don't really drink unless I do it at home so I guess I would be alone 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?Break up with them and wish them well. 8: Are you close with your dad?No. my 'dad' and I don't talk. 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?I wish :/ I haven't been kissed in a while 10: What are you listening to?I'm listening to the washing machine and my mom talking to my little brother11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?That's a tough one but I guess it would be water because I can always add the flavored powders to it 12: Do you like hickeys?I don't mind them, it actually feels good when they are being made 13: What time do you go to bed?I don't really have a time 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?Mmm not continuously but yes 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?I think so haha 16: Do you always answer your texts?Yes I do, it might not be right away but I still answer them. 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?No I don't 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?Today :) 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?Several people 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?That I wanted to sleep in21: Is anyone else in the room with you?Nope, just me, myself, and I22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?At some point it does 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?Yes 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?Yes25: In the past week, have you cried?Sadly I have :/26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?Black 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?Nope there isn't 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?I don't know 29: Do you have a best friend?Yes I do :) 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?It would be but I just want them to be happy 31: Who was your last call/text message from?My buddy krislynn 32: Are you mad at anyone?Nope, I've let go of all my anger, it gives them too much power 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yes haha34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?1935: How many more days until your birthday?Many, it's in 9 months 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?I don't plan anything in advanced 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?Mm I think I do 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?I don't think so 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?I think everyone has secrets 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?Yes I have41: Do you think age matters in relationships?Mmm not really but maturity is important 42: Are you available?Nein 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?2 people 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?Mmm well I've always wanted my belly button pierced 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?It depends on why the relationship ended 46: Do you regret anything?Yes several things 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?That I missed having anons 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?No I haven't 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?No it wasn't 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?There's no need to pursue them 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?Yes they have 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?Yes I do 53: What was the last thing you ate?A Mexican dish 54: Did you get any compliments today?I didn't get any55: Where are you going on your next vacation?Vacations? What are those? 56: Do you own anything from other countries?Yes I do 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?They are girls 58: Where have you lived most of your life?In Texas 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?To Austria 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?Yes I have 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?Nope I was always a good girl 62: Who do you text the most?Krislynn and Mein Schatz 63: What was the last movie you saw?The secret garden 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?They don't have an ex 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?Just one I think I don't remember. 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?Yes they are 67: Do you curse around your parents?Nope I don't 68: Are you happy with where you live?No I'm not. I wish I could move 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?Monogamous person 71: Have you ever been dumped?Yes I have and several times 72: What do you most like about making out?The feeling of the other persons lips on yours,73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?Yes I have74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?It depended on who it was but usually me 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?If I'm being honest their smile 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?I don't remember haha77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?Nope78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?Nope 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?Cheese hahaha joking, reading or Mein Schatz 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?Why not 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?Yes they have 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?No I don't 83: Do you miss your last sweetie?Mmm nope 84: Last time you slow danced with someone?It's been too long 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?Yes i have86: How can I win your heart?Be polite, honest, be okay with my love for reading books. Respect me. And also you have to like to go on road trips and look at the stars, watch movies 87: What is your astrological sign?Sagittarius 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?I was asleep 89: Do you cook?Yes I do :) I should be wifed up haha 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?Yes I have but because the old flame messaged me 91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?Not a single Pringle 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?I've never dated various people at once Do people do that? 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?A nice smile, a nice butt haha 94: Name four things that you wish you had!-a new car-a place of my own even if it was an apartment -more books-money95: Are you a player?Nope I'm not a player 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?Never 97: Are you a tease?I sure am haha98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?Yes I have :) 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?Yes I am 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?I would 😉101: Hugs or Kisses?Depends on the person102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?No I'm not :) 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?Nothing haha well eyes I guess 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?A girl yeah if we are "talking" or dating 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?No, I don't want to be the reason they cheat on their partner 106: Do you flirt a lot?Mmm I don't think so 107: Your last kiss?Celeste :) 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?Since 2012 I've missed 6 people 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?No I haven't 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?Celeste 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?Yes 112: Does someone like you currently?I sure hope so haha 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?Yes I do 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?Serious relationships 115: Ever made out with just a friend?Yes I have116: Are you happier single or in a relationshipI've been happy single and I've been happy in a relationship. .
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