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ghostsghoul · 7 months ago

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You love me? I’m flattered, I will forgive you if you hand a cheeseboard at the crack of dawn on a pice of cardboard, it has to be at dawn becauseI’m chill like that, and it has to be on cardboard because unlike my appearance, I am actually an old maiden trapped inside the body of a rat and I can only turn back into a maiden if I have true loves and kisses.

or i can offer a blowjob

#ed sheeran #caught #in #police standoff #between multiple deranged apes #carrying a new mosquite borne flu #he started doing the griddy and mangled over 20 bones in his fragile femboy body #and had to be carried to safety by multiple men including andrew tate #who happened to be fixing and filling in potholes in the road #while keeping his name clear off of the epstein list #im your host aplfakenione inmihassole thanks for watching

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