#and engie's ass

[jarate-pissman]

Assless Chaps for our resident Cowboy Engineer. Don't mess with Texas!

[gophergal]

Uhm

Uhm

I would like some uhm

Helmet party

Por favor?

Not only I am very crazy abt them but I need something happy (not rn but I like happy things and they make me feel happy)

So, uh

I would like some Helmet party, por favor.

They're flying high

[bread-is-my-life]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!

(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)

[wolfram-but-art]

What lps eyes would you give each Merc? (Can be a drawing, can be a head cannon, it's up to ya)

silly eyes :3

[wiz4rdtower]

"You're a looong way from France, boy."

[olive-garden-hoe]

I treat my hyperfixations like they’re drugs I have to get hits of to keep going but instead of shooting up heroine it’s just my blorbo, the 45 year old man, doing a silly lil dance

[enginator2000]

daily infinites 61-70. top 10 goobie woobies: number ten we got infinite. hes hella funny. then we got infinite. what a goat. then we got infinite; hes a menace, dont let his appearance fool you. then we got infinite, what a beast! then we got infinite, love him. no list is complete without infinite. uhhh then we got infinite. aww, its infinite! i love infinite. then we got infinite. aaaand this guy (infinite again)

part 1 part 6

[cream-sicles]

i’m so sorry (original is the second picture)

[tabieeee]

Chief Engineer Optical

they/them/any (they don't care, most defaulted to they/them)

Optical spends most of their time in the titan's hangar with their engineering crew

They're known to be extremely hardworking to the point that they collapse from exhaustion in the middle of working

They have an intense no-nonsense personality and come across as quite an asshole

Despite how rude they are, they genuinely care for their team and their titan and do everything to keep them safe.

Workaholic

Blunt & honest

Very direct & action-orientated

Protective & caring

Emotionally constipated

Obsessed with their titan

Barely taller than 5ft and salty about it

Optical is an expert on defense/utility and have invented hoverballs that they have on their tall platform boots that let them float around like the dumbass fairy they are.

[natinkart]

the sillies in ms paint

soldier and heavy are missing bc i don't know how to draw them ;-; maybe later i'll try

[friendlyengie]

Sometimes I’ll make a joke about haha yea no comic update since 2017. then i reread the comics and go oh god no coming update since 2017. Because I remember that this comic had like a. Plot and a story that only makes about 50% sense thru the first six issues and still has a whole bunch of loose ends that i go “man i wonder what’s going on here” and then i go “oguughhghh man i wonder if they wouldve expanded on that in issue 7” and then i put my head down on the table in defeat.

[kipowolfton]

doodles (it's mostly tf2 (god help me))

completely related to the 3rd image, I've never met a good 'ol boy who can dance without a partner. Like, southern bois need someone to dance with or they'll look like fools

Very very confident,silly, goofy fools. 😋

[ihatebrainstorm]

Ok I got a bunch of work I need to finish but also just need to spitball some long winded Half Life/Portal universe Transformer crossover thoughts:

(Will contain Half Life 1 & 2, Portal 1 & 2, Aperture Desk Job, and ofc TF IDW spoilers btw)

Perceptor fitting as more of a Gordon Freeman role in Half Life's Black Mesa Institute bc he matches the more gritty atmosphere and serious tone of the Half Life games + Both Gordon and Perceptor taking on similar "scientists by trade, but still a competent as hell fighter when the situation calls for it" roles... Their appearances even kinda give similar vibes? But that could just be me

Brainstorm's fascination with the Dead Universe in IDW working well with Black Mesa's dubious research into Xen and all the alien life there- I can see him being incredibly interested in headcrab parasites? But he also sorta matches more with the eccentric type of experiments ran by Aperture Science.. Turrets and portal gun technology seem right up his alley,, (Also not to mention the mantis society human DNA stuff has weird Brainstorm type experimentation written all over it)

Percy working at Black Mesa while BS is in Aperture bc they're rival companies etc. etc. u get the gist hopefully

I need to look at Portal's lore again bc it's been a long while and I don't remember what his story was, but whenever I look at that one photo of Doug Rattman, he reminds me of BS sdkfs

Shockwave and Glados. I know technically Glados and Caroline are separate, but the parallels behind Caroline/Glados and Shockwave's backstories are still there ksdkfsd- What if Glados and Shockwave swapped places actually, and Shockwave were to run Aperture..... hm

Domestication and their parallels to the procedure done by the Combine to create stalkers.....

Whirl having a pet headcrab? Like Lamaar? Maybe?? Similar to his scraplets I dunno

Brainstorm would have so much fun with potato Glados and all the personality cores I think

Rodimus meeting and yelling at the G-man because I think it'd be funny

Brainstorm jokingly speculating that the G-man's briefcase is a plagiarized version of his time-case bc of how he's always carrying it around, able to blip in and out of random portals, as well as control time-

[caerwi]

when ur trying to Do Your Job but the bugs keep chewing on ur ass

[guarshroom]

I can be normal about Random Crits in TF2.

[deeeens]

u guys will not believe how silly it was for my buddy and I to queue into sharkbay and it was us two playing exclusively with like, 10 bots.