#and be like ���what a loser’

[jade-len]

yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

[toughbunnyforever]

maybe try writing him a note next time idk

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

[blu-ish]

HOW DO THEY MAKE THE SCENE GAYER?????

[hikaaa-bi]

tma avatars: “we're gonna fuck you up in the most terrifying ways imaginable, we're gonna leave you with long-lasting trauma, both physical and psychological. you'll regret ever coming into contact with us.”

tmagp avatars: “i'm made of needles and i love cuddling people you don't think i'm scary??? >:(( how dare you” “i grew a goatee and started dressing up as a mysterious figure just because i got a cool haunted artifact. alright let me just roll this cursed dice one last time, it's surely not going to kill me brutally”

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Morro's not a very good mentor

[eydilily]

The pants on your red life Tango design are giving me life. Please know that

YEAHHH thank you !!! i quite like him actually :3c

[uhohdad]

Loser!König tracks your cycle to cater to your needs, convinced it will help you see him as the perfect lover. He’s extra attentive during the emotionally tolling week leading up to your period. Listening intently to your venting, forcing his harsh voice to a soothing tone, taking arduous chores from your plate. You think it’s just a coincidence that he always seems to know when you’re craving your favorite meal, could use a sweet treat, or need your comfort movie queued up across from an inviting, dryer-warmed blanket. You’ve also yet to question why you haven’t run out of supplies even though you haven’t bought tampons or pads in months.

Loser!König rams up the physical touch when you’re nearing ovulation. Standing a little too close, making you crane up at him, wearing clothes that emphasize his domineering figure. He wants to demonstrate how big and strong he is, how worthy he is of the title of your protector, your lover, the owner of your needy cunt. He’ll linger his hardened hands on the small of your back when he passes you in the kitchen. Brush his fingers casually along your bicep when he asks you an innocent question. Press his thigh to yours while unwinding on the couch for the evening. He’s trying to take advantage of your elevated state by flustering you with his touch, but your pheromones backfire on him every time. You drive him crazy, you’re just begging for him to grab you by the hips and fuck you until you’re seeing stars, begging for him to mark you as his own with a finish deep in your cunt, begging for him to satisfy your instinctual urge to be bred.

˚☽˚.⋆ KÖNIG DRABBLE MASTERLIST ⋆.˚☾˚

dividers @saradika

[blackkatdraws2]

Grown men giggling and kicking their feet.... [Blank Scripts AU]

[emotional-emotion]

the mood for today

[nouverx]

Today I offer you Alastor with a little hat. Tomorrow? Who knows

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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[spicyvampire]

Steps to a successful night of seducing men by dr. Wandee [an updated version of this gifset]

WANDEE GODDAY (2024) EP. 1

[jojolightningfingers]

i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

[gunsatthaphan]

mr. thanawat, I can't help you anymore 😔

[autizmotbh]

skinny guys are outdated

get yourself a fat fuck

AND I STAND BY THAT

and angel dust and carmilla redesign because i can