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regallibellbright · 2 years ago

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[ID: A screenshot of an article from The Gamer titled “Sonic the Hedgehog Fans Want To See Maria Die In The Third Movie”, with a thumbnail next to it of Shadow the Hedgehog and Maria Robotnik in a classroom from Sonic X. The text below the headline reads “Sonic fans are worried that Shadow’s backstory will be toned down in the…” End ID]

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#sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog movie #sonic cinematic universe #sonic movie #sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #I mean the title is… phrased.#but it’s also not wrong.#If they don’t kill off that terminally ill immunocompromised little girl #by a thinly-veiled expy of the US military #we will in fact be DEEPLY disappointed they toned it down #sorry Maria we love you sweet girl but. you’ve gotta get brutally gunned down before your best friend’s eyes.#I want Paramount to ACTUALLY GO THROUGH with alienating the US military #there are three things I want from this movie: Not toning down Shadow’s backstory.#City Escape in all its glory.#and Live and Learn performed BY Crush 40 we KNOW Johnny can still hit the high notes LET HIM DO THE CLIMAX.#in other words ‘fuck the military’ and ‘give us two of the most iconic musical sequences in Sonic canon you cowards’#(I’m willing to let them get someone popular to cover Escape From The City but letting Crush 40 do Live and Learn is critical.)

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