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powerwordsleep · 4 years ago

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Sasuke Retsuden (Unofficial English Translation)

Here’s the next installment! Enjoy~

DISCLAIMER: This is not an official translation and was not made for profit or distribution. This translation was fan-made and done for purely enjoyment and translation practice purposes. I do not own the rights to NARUTO or any of the related materials.

Translation note: There was a section in here (Shikamaru’s letter) that was very difficult for me to translate. It’s supposed to be an excerpt from ancient texts, so the Japanese was written in a older style. I tried my best to get the meaning, but it was confusing for me as well. I believe that is intentional and that it’s supposed to be cryptic. Thanks for your understanding!

Prologue | Chapter 1

Chapter 2

The next day, Sasuke was punished for the first time.

The reason was that he hadn’t bothered to “make proper eye contact” during roll call. The guards took much joy in smashing their batons on his hips, his chest, and his back in turn. Of course, the strength of their punches were that of civilians, so to Sasuke it was nothing. Still, it hurt, and that made Sasuke angry. Unconsciously he let a “tch,” slip out, and the guards took that as him being disrespectful. The situation quickly devolved into a mess, and they slapped him across the face in their excess.

“What’s with those guys? Just yesterday they were scared shitless of you, and now all of sudden they act like they’re tough guys?” Jiji complained loudly during their work shift, not noticing the guards present behind him. He was hit in the stomach with their batons as a result.

Immediately after, Sasuke was beaten three times the amount of Jiji, for “not censoring Jiji’s words,” which made no sense.

Clearly, they were operating under the Director’s orders: go for Sasuke.

He hadn’t been chained up or thrown into solitary confinement, so he doesn’t think his being a shinobi from Konoha had been revealed. He shouldn’t be mixing so leisurely with the other prisoners, lest they interfere with this plan.

There were rarely shinobis within the prisoner population here, therefore he had tried to interfere with the all-important Menō. He was in good condition and felt that he should give Menō a taste of his Sharingan—that was probably the Director’s perception of Sasuke.

By the end of the day, Sasuke had been beaten by all eight of the patrols a number of times. He was late to his work shift, no matter how many times they called on him he didn’t reply, he was giving them dirty looks—any number of excuses. No matter how much he was hit, it didn’t do much damage to Sasuke, but it added up over time and pissed him off. When the day ended and the guards came around for their pre-bedtime patrol, they used the excuse of “your hair is too long,” like he was a student breaking school rules to beat him, and Sasuke thought it was about time to pay them back tenfold. If this infiltration wasn’t for Naruto, he would’ve broken one or two ribs already.

“Man, Sasuke, today was a disaster.”

“I wonder why the guards started targeting Sasuke suddenly.”

Both Penzira and Ganno felt bad for Sasuke. In the past it’s been common for the guards to pick on prisoners, though usually their targets were the timid and weak ones, the type who wouldn’t retaliate even when struck. Sasuke was the exact opposite of that.

"I don't care about this much," he said. Though he looked indifferent, his tone was overtly frustrated. "I'm just being stupid." His words came out in a rush.

“Did you do something to make the Director hold a grudge against you?”

“He just hates your existence, huh? Doesn’t like people who are smarter than him.”

“Ah, yeah, he’s the type to think too much of himself.”

It was time for lights out. No one ever knew when exactly the lights would go out, and they would not be turned back on for anything until the morning. Even when the man in the cell three doors over had a heart attack, they did not turn the lights on. Jiji and the others groped around blindly for their futons and slipped inside them. After a few minutes the sound of their breathing evened out as they fell into slumber. They were exhausted from the day’s work and had grown used to their daily schedule here in prison. Sasuke confirmed that they were all were asleep, then he pulled out one of the iron bars from the door and left the cell.

*************

Sasuke wore a strip of red cloth around his wrist as he walked the cells. It served as proof that he had permission to be out at this time of night. The guards provide one when a prisoner has to work after hours or when they have to go to the nurse’s office during their free time. If Sasuke was wearing this, he wouldn’t be considered as violating the rules and wouldn’t be attacked by Menō. In the daytime, it was a boon from the guards who swung around their batons.

As he disappeared down the freezing hallway, sobbing could be heard. It came from where a steel cleaning tool was placed against the wall. Sasuke could guess what was going on inside there, and yet he couldn’t just pass by. When he opened the door there was a thin man with curly hair, his limbs tied up with hempen rope, crammed inside.

The man stiffened and gasped when he saw Sasuke. The wrist tied up in front of his chest was dripping wet with saliva and had indents the shape of teeth on it. If he raised his voice, Menō would find him in the next instant, so he’d probably been biting his hand in an effort to stifle his cries.

“What are you doing here?”

“U-uh… on my way back from the bathroom I was caught by some of the old timers and... they locked me up in here…”

Bullying.

Sasuke cut the rope tied around the man’s wrist. If you kept such bloodthirsty guys locked up for days in an environment like this, they'd eventually go looking for someone to take out their stress on. Their typical targets were the weak guys. The ones without any friends to come help them. Or the ones who looked weak and like they were about to bite the dust.

“Do you have a red cloth?”

“No… it was taken…” Sasuke clicked his tongue and took off his cloth, thrusting it at the man. If this guy were to go out into the halls without the cloth, he would eventually be caught by Menō and eaten alive.

He felt true sympathy for the man as he watched his back disappear, running down the hallway. For Sasuke, this was merely a place he temporarily infiltrated. But for the man, this was his graveyard. At the rate construction was going, there was no telling when the telescope would be completed. He did not like seeing those who were weak and had a high probability of dying before construction finished.

Pat.

Behind him came the sound of hard nails hitting the floor.

A rush of air touched the back of his neck as claws raked down Sasuke’s spine, cutting him in two—but the illusion faded. Menō snorted and noticed Sasuke perched on the ceiling, and his long tail flew up at him.

Crash!

The tip of his tail shattered the ceiling. Sasuke landed on the ground, pieces of wood falling around him, and from a close distance he inspected Menō’s stomach. As expected there was no wound. He was certain he had cut him clean in the middle of his belly the night before.

“A miraculous recovery. Or were you replaced by another lizard?”

Menō gave no response and his nails lashed out at Sasuke. They cut through mere air as Sasuke had already dove beneath his body, and the momentum caused the lizard to fall forward. Sasuke kicked at his hard, scale-covered jaw and delivered two more kicks to his stomach.

As he wound up for a third strike, the tail came flying at him from the side. Sasuke stopped the attack with his right hand and pulled, causing Menō to lose balance and fall onto his back. Grasping his neck, Sasuke tried his Sharingan on Menō again. The result was the same—the genjutsu did not take.

Menō’s eyes narrowed, probably feeling humiliated to be looked down on like this. He twisted his body and stretched his neck out, trying to bite Sasuke’s head off his body. Sasuke flinched and dodged to the side, and the claws on Menō’s right foot scratched his cheek. The skin was torn through, and the drops of blood that slipped out melted when they made contact with the air.

Sasuke unsheathed his hidden sword, awaiting Menō’s next attack. Unexpectedly, however, Menō jumped away and fled.

What’s he planning?

He was deliberating on what kind of attack he could do from this mid-range distance, when all at once he was overwhelmed. His body staggered, and for a brief moment, his attention left Menō. By the time he realized this and came to, Menō had already appeared in front of him, fangs bared. Four claws flew at him from the side, grabbing at his hair. Sasuke threw himself to the side, managing to dodge the attack, but he was dizzy as he landed.

His body staggered a few steps, his vision shaking, and he desperately tried to focus. Menō jumped and attacked Sasuke, smashing his hand against the wall.

Ba-dum.

His heart slammed against his chest and his legs gave out on him. His chest burned.

The sharp claws of Menō shone bright through his white, cloudy haze of vision. Sasuke pulled out his sword with his other hand and sliced it in front of him. The floorboards collapsed and wooden debris fell down below. Menō immediately jumped down into the hole to follow after Sasuke. He landed one floor below and looked around, searching for him.

However, there were no traces of Sasuke to be found.

*************

Sasuke was breathing rapidly. He was practically leaning against the wall, slinking down the dark hallway. Although he had managed to lose Menō, the numbness in his body had spread. Menō’s claws scratching his cheek came to mind. That was probably when he had been poisoned, but he had never heard of any lizards being poisonous. Zansur had likely laced his claws with poison.

His body began to convulse in small fits. A tremendous chill crawled up Sasuke’s back like a tsunami, his vision going white. His skin was burning hot. Yet his back was cold, so cold, and he couldn’t stop shaking.

Sasuke gathered chakra into the palm of his hand and used a jutsu to create water, bringing it to his mouth to drink. However, before he could create an amount thicker than a sheet of paper, his fingers began to quiver, and soon he couldn’t summon his chakra at all. The water spilled out of his hands and down his chest.

His vision wavered. His ears rang painfully as if fireworks were going off inside his head. He was in a terrible state. He had enough tolerance built up to common poisons that even lethal amounts did not work on him. Was this a powerful enough substance that it could affect Sasuke, or some kind of rare poison exclusive to this region?

His breathing grew shallow and it felt as if his throat was closing up. Sasuke breathed out harshly, dragging his body along the wall, ignoring its condition. His chest was now making a terrible noise and his breath was obstructed. It seemed that he was hyperventilating and having a heart attack at the same time. He sipped at the remaining drops of water in his palm but it brought him no reprieve.

In the same moment he leaned against the wall and thought he would just wait for the symptoms to subside, he heard something. Sasuke froze as the sound of footsteps could be made out between the incessant ringing in his ears.

This is bad… someone’s coming.

If a hostile enemy crossed his path while he was in this condition, he would be done for. The footsteps were growing closer. Sasuke’s vision flickered and wavered, and he desperately tried to focus. His body was no longer cooperating. He had no choice but to use genjutsu on whoever came. He held his breath and waited for the approaching footsteps.

The footsteps hitting against the cobblestone hallway suddenly disappeared, and in the next moment, Sasuke felt someone appear behind him. His mind reacted, but his body did not. A hand reached out from behind and covered his eyes, hiding his Sharingan.

Softly.

Sasuke sucked in a breath. He recognized the feel of this hand.

No, you idiot, there’s no way she’s here.

Sasuke tried to turn around and look, but his body was weak. He fell back and was accepted into the warm embrace behind him.

“Relax, Sasuke.”

It was Sakura’s voice.

*************

Sasuke breathed lightly, lying on a bed in the nurse’s office. The ringing and terrible pounding in his ears seemed to have calmed down. He timidly tested out his body’s strength and was able to move his arms and legs normally.

“How are you feeling?” The curtain surrounding the bed on all four sides opened, and the face of his wife popped in.

“Hm.. relatively okay.” Moving slowly, Sasuke rose off the bed. It felt like he still needed to not move around too much and to do so slowly, but he would recover before long.

The more pressing issue at hand is how this happened to Sasuke in the first place.

“Based on your symptoms, this was probably a type of poison that acts on action potential. It inhibits your chakra pathways and causes depolarization in your networks, leading to overexcitement of the nervous system. I wonder if this is a substance native to this land that your body isn’t resistant to.”

Sakura rolled up the sleeve on his right arm. She wiped down the crook of his elbow with an alcoholic swap, said, “This will sting,” as if to a child and pierced his skin with a needle.

“...Sakura,” watching his own blood fill up the syringe, Sasuke suddenly asked, “Why are you here? What of Sarada?”

“Iruka-sensei is looking after her. I came to inform you of a change in your mission.”

“A change in my mission?”

Currently, Naruto and the Nine Tails were suffering from an illness of unknown cause. According to the Nine Tails, the Rokudō Sennin once had the same illness. He apparently recovered from it while in Redaku. How he recovered and what methods were used was unclear. To that end, first Kakashi had infiltrated the capital of Redaku in order to find clues.

However, it took several days to reach the outskirts of Redaku. Without contact from Kakashi, Naruto’s condition had worsened by the minute. Most of the relevant literature in Konoha was written in ancient languages, and even with a team of specialists assembled, deciphering the contents was slow going. Apparently the Rokudō Sennin had a long stay at the “Astronomy Research Institute” with someone called “Jean Tartar” but they had not yet been able to glean more information than that.

If things continued at this rate, it would become too late to save Naruto. Without needing to hear anything else, Sasuke had dropped everything and headed to the Tartar Astronomy Research Institute alone. He wanted to find additional clues related to the Rokudō Sennin’s illness. And then soon after Sasuke departed, Sakura had followed him and also headed from the research institute.

“On my way here I got a hawk from Shikamaru. In the literature that Kakashi-sensei found in the capital, there was a description of the Rokudō Sennin’s illness. Here’s a copy of the relevant passages.” On the folded paper were the familiar characters of Shikamaru’s handwriting.

The Rokudō Sennin, after contracting a strange illness and traveling around the country of Redaku, met an astronomer named Tartar. Though he underwent heavy treatment with Tartar, he did not get sick. That night, Tartar found a meteorite fall to the ground in the heavens. The Rokudō Sennin caught the meteorite in his right hand and split it in two. The sparkle of the meteorite spilled onto the Rokudō Sennin. Suddenly, the Rokudō Sennin had a long-standing illness.

The meteorite that fell from the heavens has the power to open chakra endlessly. Tartar named the substance “Polar Particles” and it is the source of his power. In addition, because there was conflict between people over his power, he hid half of the polar particles in “the sky descending to the ground” and the other half in “the start that travels without leaving”. In this world, the polar particles sleep lined and protected by the stars.

If the Rokudō Sennin is sick, and there is someone who wants his power, it will come to his land. A person who doesn’t know the whereabouts can use an astronomical illustration of the land of Redaku.

“If there’s someone with the same illness as the Rokudō Sennin, huh…” Sasuke whispered as he reread the last three lines.

The key to curing the illness were these “polar particles”. According to this literature, the Rokudō Sennin split the polar particles in two and hid half in “the sky descending to the ground” and the other half in “the star that travels without leaving”.

“The consensus between me and Shikamaru is that Naruto’s illness is a kind of chakra dysfunction caused by having a Jūbi in his body. And if this substance from the meteorite, what Tartar calls “polar particles,” has the power to cure the illness…”

“We have to get it.” Sasuke said quietly and Sakura nodded in response.

“So, the new mission is to search for this astronomical illustration and obtain the polar particles. First, we need to figure out what it is we’re searching for. A book, a picture, or perhaps something else entirely.”

“I accept this change in mission. But that’s not the reason you’re here.”

Sakura’s eyebrows wrinkled in dissatisfaction. “...Because I’m a shinobi. When necessary I leave the village.”

“It’s not worth the risk. Sending a message via hawk would’ve been fine.”

“I did, but the message wasn’t delivered. The hawk came back with the letter.”

“What?” This time it was Sasuke’s turn to frown. Such a thing might occur if it was a species of wild bird from somewhere random, but it was rare for this to happen to a hawk trained in the village from the time it was a chick.

“I’m not sure of the cause, but… I didn’t know how much time was left, so I decided to infiltrate this place as a doctor because I wanted to tell you this directly. And I can support you if I’m here.”

“That’s not necessary. Go back immediately. This place is dangerous.”

“Dangerous?” Sakura’s face grew serious. “Are you doubting me?”

“I don’t doubt your abilities. But I’m telling you that just having me here is enough. And… there’s something going on at this research institute. Dōjutsu is ineffective on both the Director and Menō.”

“Even more reason for me to be here. If you can’t solve a mission with your power alone, then you need a partner, don’t you?”

She had a point. When it came to battle prowess, there was no one stronger than Sasuke, other than the 7th Hokage himself, but this infiltration mission was closer to intelligence gathering. When you wanted to get information from someone who was resistant to dōjutsu, or when you wanted to get things done without hurting anyone or drawing attention—having friends was a great advantage in situations where you can’t get anything done by yourself.

“Also… the state of things here is terrible. People are collapsing from malnutrition and overexertion and no one thinks it’s a problem. I proposed an improvement plan to Direction Zansur, but no one listened to me. “No matter how many people die, you can quickly resuscitate them,” he said… the Director and the guards, they think of everyone like a workforce that can be replaced.”

“I said not to do anything dangerous. What will you do if you draw unwanted attention from the Director?”

“I’m a doctor. I’m obliged to look after the health of everyone here.” When it came to work, Sakura was resolute. It was Sasuke who gave in, letting out a sigh of resignation.

“...Okay. Do as you please. But don’t overdo it.”

“Of course.” Sakura smiled then looked back at her desk. “Alright then, for now I will send your blood sample to Konoha. And then, just in case, I’ll send a status update to Kakashi-sensei.”

“Aren’t hawks unable to contact people?”

“Look.” Sakura whistled, and then a small hawk flew into the center of the room. A red cloth, much like the ones prisoners wore when out after curfew, was tied around its neck. “I think the reason the hawks were returning to Konoha was because Menō was driving them away. It’s a strict rule to keep outsiders away. But with this cloth, they might not be considered intruders.”

Sasuke nodded in understanding. At that moment, someone knocked on the door. Consultation hours were already over. The two of them looked at each other, wondering what someone could want at this hour.

“Doc, you still awake?” came Jiji’s voice. His tone was softer than usual. Sakura nudged Sasuke’s shoulder to direct him back to the bed. The curtain closed around him, and he heard the sound of Jiji approaching.

“Hey, doc, are you here?” Realizing that his legs were visible from beneath the curtain, Sasuke raised them on top of the bed. At the same moment, Jiji’s silhouette appeared on the curtain.

“...Ah, hey, you’re here.”

“Jiji. What’s wrong? At this time of night.” Sakura pretended to be calm and listened.

“Look at this. I hurt myself yesterday during work. It hurt so much that I couldn’t sleep, so I got permission from the guards to come here.”

“Sit here. What is your prisoner number?”

“544.”

The sound of a pen scratching against paper, likely Sakura writing up a medical report for Jiji. A medical examination would probably take a while, so Sasuke made himself comfortable on the bed and prepared to wait until Jiji left.

“Doc, do you smoke? That’s the number one painkiller, you know.”

“That is not true. What kind of doctor’s office do you think this is?”

“If you gave me a smoke, I’d be able to do anything. You really don’t have any? It’s totally okay if you do smoke.”

“I’m going to disinfect you then prick you with a syringe.” Sakura grabbed Jiji’s arm and rolled up his sleeve past his elbow. Sasuke could not see them, but was able to make things out based on the shadows on the curtain. Listening to Jiji’s word and seeing the way he was acting, it was obvious that “he was hurting so much he couldn’t sleep” was just an excuse. In reality, Jiji came here with ulterior motives.

From the other side of the curtain, Jiji continued on about wanting painkillers and feeling feverish, while Sakura danced around this in stride and continued on with the medical treatment.

“Hey, you’re not like other people here.”

“What makes you say so?”

“Your name, and your hair color. This is the first time I’ve seen pink hair. It’s pretty.” Sasuke watched as Jiji’s hand reached out for Sakura’s hair, and unable to hold himself back, seized his wrist from behind and stopped him. Sakura made a face of resignation.

“...Huh?” Seeing his roommate suddenly appear, Jiji’s eyes widened in surprise. “Sasuke, you’re here? What’re you doing here?”

“I could ask you the same. Why did you come here?”

“I came to get treatment for my injury. When I got hit it hurt. The bleeding stopped, but it still tingles.”

He’s lying.

“If the wound festers it’ll be painful, so drink this.” Sakura handed a small cup filled with green liquid to Jiji.

“What’s this?”

“A medicinal herb soup. It has good antibacterial properties.”

“Ugh, it smells horrible. If you want me to drink something that kills bacteria, alcohol is fine…”

“This is in answer to your earlier question, Jiji, but this doctor here is my wife.”

Jiji had just brought the cup up to his mouth to drink and started to cough it up. While wiping up the spilled soup, his eyes flicked back and forth between Sasuke and Sakura’s faces. “Really? You said wife, so that means you’re married to this doctor? Really? What? You—Sasuke, you’re married?”

“I never said I was single.”

“Yeah, but a guy like you? Probably single.”

What kind of prejudice is this…

“Eh, but why is your wife working as a doctor in this place?”

“I came to see Sasuke-kun.” Sakura lied. “Unlike a prison, there is no visitation system in place here. But I wanted to see Sasuke-kun no matter what, so I got hired as a doctor.”

“Huh, is that so.”

“Don’t be so surprised.” Sasuke turned his gaze to Jiji, who looked convinced.

“Why would I be surprised?” Jiji looked at Sasuke mysteriously. “It’s normal behavior. Married couples are always together.”

*************

“Jiji. Keep the fact that Sakura is my wife secret from the other prisoners.”

Departing from the doctor’s office, the two of them walked down a long corridor. Sasuke seized Jiji’s wrist in his. Wrapped around his wrist was a red cloth he had received from Sakura.

“I know. If people find out that she’s your family, she won’t be able to stay here… still, I can’t believe you’re actually married. You should say that kind of thing sooner.”

“You didn’t ask.”

“The subject was brought up, surely.” He interacted with his cellmates on a daily basis, so the subject was brought up more than once. Of course lovers and marriage was the topic of conversation a few times, but since he was undercover on an infiltration mission, he had always excused himself from the conversation.

“Jiji. You’re engaged to someone, aren’t you?”

At Sasuke’s words Jiji smirked in delight. “Yeah. Right now they’re working in Redaku’s capital. When that’s finished, we’re going to get married.”

Sasuke’s gaze fell to his feet. The carpet was dyed white from the bright moonlight shining through from the windows.

Married couples are always together.

Jiji’s words rang through his head. For Sasuke, someone who was often away from the village on long term missions, they were not words that came easily.

“Jiji. Do you think that married couples should be together?”

“Yeah, that’s right.” An immediate answer. “The doc, she came all the way here, to such a godforsaken place, because she wanted to be with you, right?”

“No… I don’t know. It’s because I’m usually away from home.”

“How long are you away from home for?”

“For long periods. There are times when I don’t return home for many years.”

“Really?!” Jiji’s voice was raised in shock. “Many years, at that point you can’t complain if your partner up and leaves, huh?”

“...Why would that happen?”

“Why wouldn’t it?”

Sasuke turned to level Jiji with a serious look, but his cellmate met his gaze with an equally serious one, not backing down.

“It wasn’t a one-sided decision. Sakura is needed within our hometown, and I was requested to work outside the country, so there was nothing that could be done. That’s it. We exchange letters.”

“Yeah, but, even with that… don’t you think that when you’re gone, there are bad guys like me who will do unsavory things? In your country, do you wear rings?” Jiji continued staring at Sasuke, a worried look on his face. “Married couples should always be together.”

Sasuke really didn’t understand what Jiji was saying.

Sakura was family. No matter where they were, that wouldn’t change, he thought. He’d never heard anyone say that if you separated over a certain number of kilometers, you were no longer family. Even when he’d held a deep hatred for Itachi, he was still his older brother. To Sasuke, Sakura is family and his life partner. Even if they don’t share blood, even if they couldn’t see each other every day, that would never change.

That’s how Sasuke felt, but it was troublesome to translate that into language and explain it to Jiji, and it wasn’t in his nature to do so anyway. Instead he said, “I see,” and changed the subject.

“Have you heard anything about an ‘astronomical illustration’?”

“Astronomical illustration?” Jiji repeated and leaned over. “I don’t know. Based on the name it sounds like an astronomy resource of some kind? You should try asking Penzira.”

“Why should I ask him?”

Jiji blinked in surprise. “Um, because it’s Penzira. He’s in charge of the archives.”

#Sasuke Retsuden #NARUTO #SasuSaku #Sasuke Uchiha #Sakura Haruno #Jiji #Meno

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Conman Nea as if

Assassin Deak sorry, jiji

Princess Zuki ,,,,talk to her??? ur gonna cauSE WAR THIS IS WHAT IM TRYING TO AVOID

Knight Kanda talk to her

Conman Nea i dont even need to dance

Assassin Deak glares at nea

Knight Kanda why do i have to talk to her

Conman Nea real fancy people dont have to bother with that shit

Knight Kanda shouldnt YOU talk to her

Princess Zuki is just gonna look up at kanda, kinda nervous cuz what do Princess Zuki ur a knight tell me

Assassin Deak we should show him how it's done, lavi

Queen Alma no, its the other way around nea

Assassin Lavi but ur not a Assassin Lavi real

Queen Alma real fancy people DO need to dance

Assassin Lavi fancy person Assassin Lavi ur a con Assassin Lavi a fake Assassin Lavi a sham

Conman Nea wow alma youre so knowledgeable...

Princess Zuki do i,,, dance what,,, do i do,,,

Conman Nea you should tutor me sometime 😉

Knight Kanda yes go dance

Assassin Deak clears his throat Assassin Deak t o o m a n y p e o p l e

Queen Alma are you any good at war strategy?

Princess Zuki hhhhh

Conman Nea no but im a quick learner

Assassin Deak is trying to breathe right but. so many people in one place

Princess Zuki steps forward a lil. fuck she doesnt want ppl to recognize the blue fuckin hair

Assassin Lavi who needs to bother tutoring when u can dance with someone who already knows 😉

Knight Kanda wow u guys suck Knight Kanda zuki dont even be nervous

Assassin Deak cLEARS HIS THROAT AGAIN

Knight Kanda theyre all terrible

Princess Zuki probably has her hair tied back in a bun or something with a cute lil ribbon who knows she's a cutie

Assassin Lavi grabs Deak's hands and starts leading him into a dance. Just calm down and ignore them and have some fuuun

Princess Zuki no theyre noT theyre just. di ffere n t

Knight Kanda ,,, no Knight Kanda no they definitely are terrible Knight Kanda theyre giving off the terrible vibes Knight Kanda i know these things zuki

Princess Zuki i mean alma is but i dont know the rest

Conman Nea is honestly just going to eat all this finger food

Queen Alma w o w

Conman Nea while waiting to see if this blue runt has a breakdown

Assassin Deak follows lavi and just gives a small laugh

Queen Alma this is why i like nea better than you

Princess Zuki glances at neA AND JUST. stands on her tippy toes to whisper to kanda

Assassin Lavi I may be a terrible person but my dancing is A+++

Assassin Bookman please don't get yourselves killed

Conman Nea oh shit im climbing the ranks

Assassin Deak ye

Princess Zuki: ...i'm getting the feeling that person is only here for the snacks. Princess Zuki ,,,standing on tippy toes in heels hurts wtf

Knight Kanda please dont hurt yourself whispering

Assassin Deak twirls lavi around before dipping him back, glancing over at the queen

Knight Kanda: That's probably an accurate feeling.

Assassin Lavi why would we get kille-- Assassin Lavi oh hi

Assassin Deak narrows his eye Assassin Deak hi

Queen Alma fuck you

Assassin Deak wow Assassin Deak take me to dinner first, sweetheart

Princess Zuki softly giggles. ah yes kanda the tall stressball

Queen Alma say that out loud and see what happens

Assassin Deak w o w

Assassin Lavi do it

Princess Zuki whiSPERS AGAIN

Conman Nea please fight Conman Nea itd make my night

Queen Alma you cyclops

Assassin Deak u know i like a woman that can kick my ass

Princess Zuki: i... do i... just... find someone to dance with? i-i really don't know what to do--

Assassin Deak wow

Assassin Lavi but can she kick both of ours at the same time that's the real question

Queen Alma and i like a man when he's a good doormat

Assassin Deak good question

Assassin Lavi hear that she wants to step on us

Assassin Deak i'm a good doormat

Queen Alma crush you and your pathetic twin under my heel, yes

Assassin Deak crush us, queenie Assassin Deak but we just get right back up tbh

Knight Kanda: Yes, or go join that glutton at the food table if it's easier.

Queen Alma how unfortunate.

Assassin Deak i know Assassin Deak i long for the sweet release of death

Queen Alma then die

Princess Zuki ,,,she's just gonna. waltz on over to the food table because she doesn't know what else to do

Assassin Lavi anywayyyyy swings back up and pulls Deak into a twiiirl

Assassin Bookman god damn it Assassin Bookman this is why i can't take you anywhere

Conman Nea looks at the runt with a full mouth

Assassin Lavi don't look at me :'<

Conman Nea thats uhh.... whos that again.....

Assassin Lavi I'm being gooood

Conman Nea fffffffffffffffffffuck Conman Nea zuko???

Princess Zuki ,,,waves awkwardly

Conman Nea zucchini ???

Princess Zuki NO

Assassin Deak just smirks and goes with it, still watching every movement of everyone else

Princess Zuki: { IDKMBDKFHGH Princess Zuki: { SHE HAD THE BEST REDEMPTION ARC IN ALL OF ANIME HISTORY Princess Zuki: { IM LAUGHBGIN

Assassin Bookman you're being terrible

Conman Nea fuck whatever

Queen Alma casually watching these idiots

Assassin Lavi oNLY IN THE 4th WALL

Assassin Bookman when we get home, you're both going straight to bed

Conman Nea swallows and dips his head slightly in greeting

Assassin Bookman STILL GOING TO BED Assassin Bookman I DON'T CARE

Conman Nea: Good evening, your highness

Assassin Deak jIIIJIIIIIIII :'<

Princess Zuki: oh, um--

Assassin Deak holy fuck he's stealing our woman

Conman Nea thats a highness right?? Conman Nea looks like a highness

Princess Zuki boWS QUICKLY

Knight Kanda im watching u nea

Assassin Lavi what

Assassin Deak quick, uh

Assassin Lavi move bitch

Princess Zuki KANDA WHY DID HE RECOGNIZE ME

Knight Kanda you're at a royal ball

Princess Zuki: g-- good evening!

Assassin Lavi oh wait who

Knight Kanda i assume that assuming you're royalty is expected

Princess Zuki yeah but the masks

Assassin Deak oh Assassin Deak never mind Assassin Deak forget i Assassin Deak said anything Assassin Deak haha

Conman Nea mostly everyones a highness or a lady or something or other im just shooting in the dark Conman Nea: Enjoying the festivities?

Assassin Lavi gonna steal some of those weinies mid-dance while they're chit-chatting

Knight Kanda its fine, ill slaughter him if he does something wrong Knight Kanda just enjoy yourself

Assassin Bookman 4th wall facepalms tbh

Assassin Lavi and then go straight back to dancing

Queen Alma that was

Assassin Deak just gonna,, stick by lavi

Queen Alma so ungraceful

Assassin Deak too paranoid to do anything else

Princess Zuki: um... i've never... attended one of these before, so i'm not sure how to feel.

Assassin Lavi it was v graceful

Princess Zuki scratches the back of her head, giving a nervous giggle

Queen Alma no it wasnt

Assassin Deak looks at zuki Assassin Deak blinks

Assassin Lavi for how hungry I am rn it is

Assassin Deak looks at nea

Conman Nea why is she so nervous

Assassin Deak how i'd love to shove his head in the punch bowl,,,,,

Princess Zuki Is Not Nervous Princess Zuki has only cried 5 times

Conman Nea youre like a bird that knows the puddy tats watchin

Assassin Lavi "oops my hand slipped"

Princess Zuki ,,,,a what Princess Zuki mr kanda what's a puddy tat

Assassin Deak ....i'm gonna do it

Assassin Lavi now where's all the single ladies at

Assassin Deak steps over to nea,, Assassin Deak coughs

Conman Nea: They're a little dull at times. Stuffy, too. The food's good, though.

Assassin Deak: excuse me, sir.

Assassin Lavi Nea do u have a lady

Conman Nea: Hm?

Assassin Lavi b/c I think she's about to be single

Knight Kanda it's a term referring to a cat, princess.

Conman Nea i have a few ladies

Princess Zuki watches, blinking slowly

Assassin Lavi all the better

Princess Zuki we were,,, having a conversation,,, Princess Zuki how rude,,,

Knight Kanda im gonna stab that redheaded bitch

Assassin Deak: you look quite spectacular tonight. Assassin Deak smiles and tilts his head just a bit

Conman Nea oh. aye. 😉

Assassin Lavi trAITOR

Princess Zuki ,,,kEEPS WATCHING

Conman Nea smiles back and adjusts his coat a little

Princess Zuki IS INTERESTED IN WHERE THIS IS GOING

Assassin Deak: would you be interested in a dance?

Princess Zuki ...steps back a bit though Princess Zuki welp there goes a potential dance partner :'(((

Conman Nea: Why, I'd be honored. Conman Nea holds out a hand

Assassin Deak grins and takes nea's hand

Conman Nea sorry zuki

Assassin Lavi blinks

Conman Nea but tbh youre too short for me to dance with like how would that wo rk Conman Nea youre like a person for ants Conman Nea leads Deak to the dance floor

Princess Zuki if i can dance with mr kanda i can dance with u

Assassin Lavi hops up alongside the smol and holds out a hand with a smile Assassin Lavi: Care for a dance?

Princess Zuki blinks

Assassin Lavi oh

Princess Zuki ,,,looks back at kanda for approval---

Assassin Lavi wel p

Assassin Deak brushes his hair back, taking a deep breath Assassin Deak: it's such a beautiful night.

Assassin Bookman glances at the queen,, Assassin Bookman hmmm

Knight Kanda do what you want, zuki, have fun Knight Kanda: me im just here 2 stab

Princess Zuki: { my fav piece of kanda dialogue

Knight Kanda: my life is a fragment of not doing /me right ]

Assassin Lavi: RIP }

Assassin Deak: but not quite as beautiful as your eyes.

Queen Alma jee a person cant just stand around without being looked at, rude

Assassin Bookman ,,,wow, sORRY

Princess Zuki looks back at lavi and sloooowly takes his hand

Assassin Bookman I DIDN'T KNOW JUST LOOKING AT YOU WOULD OFFEND YOU

Princess Zuki: u-um... o... o-okay..! Princess Zuki iS SO NERVOUS

Conman Nea oh this guys a Good One Conman Nea laughs a little Conman Nea: Why, aren't you a flatterer?

Assassin Deak: very much so. Assassin Deak: they say flattery gets you places Assassin Deak chuckles softly

Assassin Lavi takes the smol hand and leads them out onto the floor Assassin Lavi don't worry I'll take it nice and slow for you smol

Princess Zuki thank u,,

Queen Alma well when ur apprentices glare at me

Princess Zuki just kinda. follOWS

Conman Nea: It certainly does. Though, what I am to do when you're using all my best lines against me?

Queen Alma it makes it weird to be looked at constantly

Assassin Bookman don't worry, we're going to be having a long talk when we get home

Assassin Lavi stops in a space that's relatively clear and starts showing her some steps to copy Assassin Lavi lookit me Assassin Lavi being good with children :'> Assassin Lavi v trustworthy

Conman Nea ur a Snake

Assassin Lavi and ur a STFU what's your point

Conman Nea what does that even mean

Assassin Deak slow dancing,, slow dancing,,, slowly,, dip him back,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak o o p s Assassin Deak i dropped him,, Assassin Deak what,, a shame,, Assassin Deak: i... i am so sorry!

Queen Alma ho ly sh it

Assassin Lavi nice going

Conman Nea okay, OW Conman Nea winces. he's gon' feel that for the rest of the evening

Assassin Deak: i have a bad shoulder. i hurt it back when i was a child... Assassin Deak offers nea a hand

Conman Nea: It's... fine. Accidents happen. Conman Nea he's salty though.

Queen Alma man i would be too

Conman Nea begrudgingly takes the hand though to pull himself up

Assassin Deak: let me treat you to a drink...

Princess Zuki was dancing with lavi but now she's concerned for nea Princess Zuki whispers to lavi Princess Zuki: u-um, w-will that man be alright..?

Assassin Bookman deak i swear to g o d

Assassin Lavi: ....

Conman Nea brushes himself off. gotta look Good still. Conman Nea forces a bit of a smile

Assassin Lavi glances at Deak and Nea and shrugs

Conman Nea: A drink sounds perfect.

Queen Alma i s2g if u ruin this party ill wreck you, monkey

Assassin Lavi: Yeah. Just a little bump.

Assassin Deak nods and feigns a concerned look

Princess Zuki is still watching them tbh

Assassin Lavi offers Zuki a hand again

Assassin Deak: i am so very sorry....

Assassin Lavi: Shall we continue?

Assassin Deak: my brother and i... we help our grandfather for a living. Assassin Deak: i hurt my shoulder carrying books... Assassin Deak sig h s

Princess Zuki blinks at lavi n takes his hanD AGAIN

Conman Nea oh, backstory time. time to pretend to be interested

Princess Zuki: o-of course-- my apologies.

Assassin Lavi chuckles softly Assassin Lavi: No need to apologize

Knight Kanda ba d v i b e s

Conman Nea rests a hand on deak's apparently fucked up shoulder

Knight Kanda im w a t ch in g y ou

Assassin Lavi: Has anyone ever taught you to dance before now?

Conman Nea: Don't apologize so much, mistakes happen. Conman Nea: A little dust never killed anyone. Conman Nea except my good mood

Assassin Deak: you're too kind... too kind, sir...

Princess Zuki: um... i haven't taken lessons since i was young.

Assassin Deak steps over to the drinks and clears his throat Assassin Deak requests one for himself and the other for nea

Assassin Lavi hums Assassin Lavi: But you are young?

Conman Nea sighs softly as he joins him Conman Nea: So.. You said you have a brother?

Conman Nea tell me more

Princess Zuki: i... cannot say? i-i'm fifteen, if that's what you're asking.

Assassin Deak: ...yes. indeed i do. Assassin Deak: a twin, to be exact.

Conman Nea is he less of a klutz than you

Assassin Lavi: So still young~

Assassin Deak no

Conman Nea damn

Assassin Deak jk, probably

Assassin Lavi: Anyway, I would be honored to be your teacher

Assassin Deak but i did that on purpose so Assassin Deak aNYWAY

Princess Zuki smiles softly. okay this is going much nicer than expected she is Satisfied

Conman Nea: A twin, hm?

Assassin Deak: yes. Assassin Deak: a twin.

Assassin Lavi Deak what r u doing how do we pull off the sly switcheroo if people know there's two of uS

Princess Zuki: i-i would be honored to be your student!

Queen Alma hahah your twin messed up

Assassin Lavi sQU INT S

Assassin Deak just. be patient. Assassin Deak i have a plan

Conman Nea: It's hard to imagine someone else with a face like your's

Assassin Lavi u better kill that bitch-- Assassin Lavi okay good

Conman Nea you may have annoyed me but hey i can still be suave

Assassin Deak blinks a few times before getting that feigned warm smile

Assassin Lavi leads Zuki back into some dance steps

Assassin Deak: ...too kind, sir...

Princess Zuki just. follows along. she's doin pretty okay for her first masquerade yay

Assassin Deak: too kind.... Assassin Deak: but ah... he's... not identical. Assassin Deak points to a random stranger out in the crowd Assassin Deak: do you see him?

Assassin Bookman deaK I S2G

Assassin Lavi go Deak go

Conman Nea looks out. oh. hm.

Queen Alma wow

Conman Nea: I never would've guessed...

Princess Zuki occasionally just. looks bac k at kanda bcuz loOK IM SOCIALIZING

Conman Nea Doubt(tm) but also. eh. he's seen some weird shit.

Assassin Deak: so i am indeed the... more handsome one.

Assassin Lavi gonna show u some less slow more fun dance moves now : >

Assassin Deak la u g h s

Assassin Lavi b/c slow dancing is kinda u gh

Conman Nea chuckles softly Conman Nea: By far.

Princess Zuki ,,,but slow dancing is Official

Knight Kanda glaring @ stupid redhead Knight Kanda still watching u

Assassin Lavi which one

Assassin Deak ye which one

Knight Kanda b o t h

Assassin Deak someone distract zuki

Assassin Lavi I'm working on it

Assassin Deak nO SOMEONE ELSE

Assassin Lavi anyway slow dancing may be official but its less fuun

Assassin Deak i need to s w i t c h Assassin Deak it's getting weir d Assassin Deak u go talk to the weird guy

Assassin Lavi hey u picked him don't look @ me

Conman Nea why you gotta lead me on like this Conman Nea im cute as hell

Assassin Deak s w i t c h wi th m e

Assassin Lavi fi n e fine give me Assassin Lavi a moment Assassin Lavi okay I got it Assassin Lavi: Mayhaps you would like to show what you've learned to your... escort? There-- Assassin Lavi motions at Kanda Assassin Lavi: I find myself in need of something to drink

Knight Kanda the fuck u motioning at Knight Kanda come here and ill cut that hand off

Princess Zuki blinks and looks at kanda before nodding Princess Zuki: o-okay! Princess Zuki: thank you for teaching me!

Assassin Lavi wow what did I ever do to u

Conman Nea looks like he's checking deak out. is actually taking a mental inventory off how expensive his accessories look

Assassin Deak: ...i'll be right back.

Princess Zuki boops on over to kanda. she's a happy bean

Assassin Lavi wiggly fingers at the smol and slips into the crowd

Conman Nea: Hm? Oh, alright.

Assassin Deak gives nea a soft smile and walks off Assassin Deak passes lavi and just Assassin Deak: don't mess this up.

Queen Alma wtf are these bitch twins doing

Assassin Lavi mhm, mhm~

Princess Zuki Suspects Nothing Princess Zuki smiles up at kanda bcuz fuck she's happy

Conman Nea leans on the counter table thing with his drink. huffs.

Assassin Bookman wATCHING LAVI AND DEAK

Conman Nea my fucking elbow hurts

Assassin Deak oH SHIT LAVI

Princess Zuki: mr. kanda! a nice man taught me some things!

Assassin Deak hands him his mask Assassin Deak takes lavi's mask and quickly walks off

Assassin Lavi gonna slip around through the crowd a bit to go get a drink and-- Assassin Lavi OH Assassin Lavi good thinking

Knight Kanda: Did he? What did you learn?

Assassin Deak i k n o w Assassin Deak i'm good B )

Princess Zuki just kinda. gently grabs his hands

Conman Nea did i get stood up

Princess Zuki: dance with me and i'll show you!!

Assassin Lavi gonna go get himself a drink like he's actually had a reason to go off before heading "back" to Nea Assassin Lavi: I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long~ Assassin Lavi he brought u a drink too Nea

Conman Nea blinks. looks at the drink Conman Nea looks at the drink in his own hand. that deak order for him already. you're bad at this, dude.

Knight Kanda u kno this is a royalty party not ur knight party

Assassin Deak god damn it, lavi Assassin Deak LAVI WH Y Assassin Deak make some sort excuse

Conman Nea raises a hand to his mouth and laughs

Princess Zuki daNG IT MR KANDA

Conman Nea: Are you that forgetful?

Assassin Deak like i thought you needed another one or something

Princess Zuki UR THE ONE WHO ASKED

Queen Alma dont fourth wall give him ideas Queen Alma thats cheating

Assassin Lavi: I thought you'd be done with it by the time I got back Assassin Lavi: Where's the fun in these things otherwise? Assassin Lavi little wink

Knight Kanda thats,,, true Knight Kanda but,,,,,,,,,,,, i still am not royalty

Conman Nea gives him a Look like he's not sure whether to buy that or not Conman Nea but hey. Conman Nea free drink

Knight Kanda that would be odd

Conman Nea: Point taken, I suppose.

Assassin Lavi: Well

Assassin Deak goes and stands in the dark corner,,

Assassin Lavi: If I turned out to be wrong, just more for me

Princess Zuki huFFS

Assassin Lavi: Why pass good drinks?

Conman Nea finishes off his glass and takes the one lavi brought. Conman Nea: Exactly. Conman Nea mine now. Conman Nea: By the way, I never caught your name.

Assassin Lavi chuckles a little bit and sips his own drink Assassin Lavi: Hmm..

Assassin Deak l i e, l a v i

Assassin Lavi: Did I never give it to you? Assassin Lavi smiles coyly

Assassin Deak or,, that

Assassin Lavi shhhh I know how to do this relax

Assassin Deak wHaT iS rE l a XI n G

Conman Nea: You didn't. And while I love a man of mystery, I'd rather not have to call you 'red' all night.

Princess Zuki is just gonna,,, stay by kanda again

Assassin Lavi hums and sips his drink with a little seductive side-eye

Queen Alma hahah monkey and red

Assassin Lavi: "Red" works just fine for me. I can be whoever y'want me to be~

Assassin Lavi laughs a little bit Assassin Lavi: I didn't mean for that to rhyme...

Assassin Deak i'm so proud of you, lavi Assassin Deak good job

Assassin Lavi: Anyway, is this not the point of a masquerade?

Conman Nea: Fair point. Conman Nea hums a bit from behind the rim of his glass

Assassin Deak anyway, my nerves are killing me lm a o

Princess Zuki ,,,just. inches a little closer to kanda. she's back to feeling awkward

Conman Nea: Red it is, then.

Assassin Deak slinks around in the shadows

Queen Alma what a tense party

Assassin Deak pls don't notice me~ pls don't notice me~

Assassin Lavi downs the rest of his drink before setting it aside and offering his hand with a little laugh Assassin Lavi: Back to dancing then, sir~?

Assassin Deak doin a sneaky sneak

Conman Nea gives him a Look Conman Nea: You promise not to drop me this time?

Assassin Lavi: ...I won't-- Assassin Lavi laughs Assassin Lavi: Yeah, I won't drop you this time

Assassin Deak panicking,,

Assassin Lavi why r u panicking

Assassin Deak tOO MANY PEOPLE,,

Conman Nea sets his cup aside and takes the offered hand Conman Nea: If you do, I'm taking you down with me

Princess Zuki ,,,sits down

Assassin Lavi throaty purr as he takes Nea's hand and wanders back towards the dance floor Assassin Lavi: Promise?

Princess Zuki in a chair ofc Princess Zuki nearby kanda bcuz too many strangers

Conman Nea quirks a brow and smacks lavi's arm lightly with a little snort Conman Nea: We'll see

Princess Zuki ............wants to go home--

Assassin Lavi gonna take Nea for a ride tbh Assassin Lavi hope u know how to dance Nea b/c he's not gonna hold back like with the smol

Queen Alma not on the dancefloor pls Queen Alma there is a child

Conman Nea i know how to daNCE... Conman Nea decently well

Assassin Lavi we're just danCING jeez Assassin Lavi but v Assassin Lavi flashy dancing b/c All Eyes Off Deak

Conman Nea yes all eyes should be on Me pls Conman Nea peacock in the room hello hello

Assassin Lavi two peacocks in the room Assassin Lavi pulls Nea into some hardcore dancing with a little grin Assassin Lavi: Try ta keep up~

Princess Zuki just. watcheS

Conman Nea whoA Conman Nea: I'll do my best-! Conman Nea lord help me

Queen Alma this is going to go wrong Queen Alma where did the other one go

Assassin Deak it's a mystery

Conman Nea: Where'd you learn to dance like this?

Assassin Lavi no lord can save u now Assassin Lavi: Mm, I wonder~?

Conman Nea laughs lightly Conman Nea: So secretive

Assassin Lavi why would I make anything easy 2 get for u

Conman Nea because im handsome

Assassin Lavi no sorry I look in the mirror for handsome Assassin Lavi or at my twin Assassin Lavi same diff

Conman Nea rude Conman Nea i cant believe im dancing with you when i could be making some REAL progress with someone cuter

Assassin Deak is talking to some girls,, Assassin Deak stealing some kisses from some random people,,

Princess Zuki wants to talk to someone :'((

Queen Alma wow

Princess Zuki kissing is gross though

Assassin Deak oh well

Assassin Lavi why go with cute when u can go with hot

Assassin Deak i'm gross, so

Assassin Lavi which I am

Queen Alma if your twin is gross, so are you

Conman Nea because APPARENTLY im not good enough for you mr. _oh im so handsome_

Queen Alma which means hes making progress withs omeone gross

Assassin Lavi wow u hit the nail on the head Assassin Lavi Nea I mean, not Alma

Conman Nea so fucking cruel

Princess Zuki i keep hearing this weird buzzing in my ear that sounds strangely feminine and fake hmmmm

Queen Alma come say that to my face

Assassin Lavi Soon(tm)

Conman Nea ive got the face of a god and you dont appreciate it one bit

Assassin Deak makes his way over to the que- nope Assassin Deak never mind Assassin Deak not gonna touch that

Queen Alma : (

Assassin Deak just gonna throw stuff from the shadows at that knight person

Assassin Lavi dancing v flirtatiously and flashy to draw attention on himself tbh

Knight Kanda im going to kill you

Assassin Deak pls do

Assassin Lavi Deak wtf Assassin Lavi how am I supposed to distract from you if you're distracting from me

Assassin Deak i ask myself that all of the time

Conman Nea today i've learned that i dont likle being outshined

Knight Kanda looks over at zuki

Assassin Deak DON'T LET ME DISTRACT YOU

Knight Kanda: Princess, I'll be right back. Will you be alright?

Assassin Lavi then get gud

Assassin Bookman you're both Grounded

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP and nods Princess Zuki: u-um, okay.

Conman Nea im gud AF

Assassin Deak o s h i t

Conman Nea BUSTS A MOVE

Assassin Deak rUN Assassin Deak GO GO GO

Knight Kanda i sEE YOU BITch

Assassin Lavi ffs Deak

Knight Kanda starts stalking off in the direction deak is running

Assassin Deak NO U DON'T

Assassin Lavi what happened to "don't mess this up"

Assassin Deak I FUCKED IT UP Assassin Deak I WAS BORED

Assassin Lavi taKE UR OWN ADVICE NEXT TIME

Knight Kanda here i come little bitch

Princess Zuki watches kanda until she just. cant see him anymore Princess Zuki ,,,is already lonely

Assassin Lavi also busting moves Assassin Lavi u wanna go bro

Assassin Deak i'm gonna run and jump off the fuckin balcony

Assassin Lavi I can go

Princess Zuki looks down. why must u leave, mr kanda

Assassin Deak u gonna jump after me, asshole?

Assassin Lavi make sure u land in some hay or something

Knight Kanda yeah, i will

Assassin Deak on it Assassin Deak oH FUCK YOU

Knight Kanda in fact, i'm going to fucking shove you before you jump

Assassin Deak LEAVE ME ALONE Assassin Deak I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU I WAS JUST THROWING STUFF AT YOU

Conman Nea im gonna bust the sickest moves

Knight Kanda maybe you shouldnt have done that Knight Kanda come here

Princess Zuki would leave but then mr kanda would be concerned

Assassin Deak fu c k u

Knight Kanda please dont leave until i return Knight Kanda from killing this bitch

Assassin Bookman grabs deak

Assassin Lavi mmmm if Deak doesn't need the distraction anymore then u can win this round

Princess Zuki i diDNT AUTHORIZE ANY KILLIN G

Assassin Bookman looks at kanda

Conman Nea fuck yeah

Knight Kanda s w ,e a t,s ,,s ,

Assassin Bookman: ...my apologies.

Assassin Deak o w Assassin Deak: ...wh-what did i do?

Assassin Lavi: ...I think that's about all I can do for one night

Knight Kanda just looks at them for a moment before scoffing and leaving again

Assassin Lavi laughs a bit Assassin Lavi: You dance very well...

Assassin Lavi: It was an honor and a privilege, sir.

Assassin Bookman waits until kanda is gone Assassin Bookman HITS DEAK UPSIDE THE HEAD LIKE FOUR TIMES

Assassin Deak #RIP

Conman Nea: Ahh, and you were worried about me not being able to keep up.

Knight Kanda goes back 2 zuki

Assassin Lavi RIP DEAK u deserved that

Conman Nea chuckles softly Conman Nea: Indeed it was.

Knight Kanda: My apologies for leaving you, Princess. Are you alright?

Conman Nea: Thank you for the dance, Red.

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP AGAIN bcuz she may or may not have been startled

Assassin Lavi little bow Assassin Lavi: My pleasure~

Princess Zuki: u-um, i'm okay. a-are you..?

Knight Kanda v neutrally Knight Kanda: Yes.

Assassin Lavi little wink wonk Assassin Lavi: Maybe we can do this again some day and next time perhaps I'll win~

Conman Nea quit winkin at me youve got like one eye dont you Conman Nea what hte Fuck Conman Nea laughs. he's already walkin' away. Conman Nea: Oh, I doubt you will.

Princess Zuki smiles kinda meekly up at kanda before lookin back down

Assassin Lavi shUT UP Assassin Lavi Freedom To Wink Rights for All >:L

Queen Alma you guys are lame Queen Alma im bored Queen Alma get in a fight or something

Assassin Lavi: Hmm we'll see~

Conman Nea i could entertain you 😉

Assassin Lavi good then I don't have to come up with an excuse for ME to walk away

Assassin Bookman is giving deak a lecture tbh

Assassin Deak ju s t rubbing at his jaw,,

Assassin Lavi slips off to where Deak and Bookman are and just +1's that head smack

Conman Nea returns to the snack bar

Assassin Deak o W Assassin Deak hISSES AND LOOKS AT LAVI

Queen Alma i think you're more entertained by snacks, sir

Assassin Deak: what was that for?!

Conman Nea i mean theyre alright

Princess Zuki looks back at mr snack bar. we never finished talking :^(

Assassin Lavi: ...I saw that Assassin Lavi: "Don't mess this up Lavi". Seriously?

Assassin Deak: ...it would've been fine.

Conman Nea ur welcome to come back over here

Assassin Deak s i g h s

Princess Zuki stands up n goes back over there Princess Zuki we can be loners i guess

Assassin Bookman just shakes his head and storms off Assassin Bookman: i have better things to do besides babysit. Assassin Bookman: behave yourselves.

Conman Nea looks down at the runt Conman Nea: Sorry for my poor manners earlier, my lady.

Princess Zuki waves sheepishly,,,

Assassin Lavi wow r00d

Princess Zuki: i-it's fine. a-are you okay? you fell earlier...

Conman Nea snorts a little

Assassin Lavi I'm not the one who almost launched out a window being chased by some royal's lapdog

Assassin Deak: ...i didn't expect anyone to notice. Assassin Deak sHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, LAVI

Conman Nea: Oh, I'll be fine. He was quite the klutz, though, wasn't he?

Assassin Lavi MAKE ME

Princess Zuki: mhm.

Assassin Deak I'LL THROW YOU OFF THIS BALCONY

Conman Nea: What a shame, too, he seemed... Nice.

Assassin Lavi b/c that's so inconspicuous

Conman Nea huffs and puts on a smile

Princess Zuki: i-i danced with someone nice, too..! h-he taught me some things. dance things.

Conman Nea: But I won't bore you with that sort of thing Conman Nea: Oh?

Princess Zuki ....is mentally slapping herseLF

Assassin Deak wow

Princess Zuki: i-it wouldn't bore me! promise.

Conman Nea: ... Conman Nea glances around

Conman Nea slowly hands Zuki his barely touched glass of wine

Princess Zuki ,,,takes it..???

Conman Nea: Here, you seem like you need something for your nerves.

Princess Zuki ...sets it down..?? Princess Zuki: that's... i-i cannot drink. sorry.

Assassin Deak grabs lavi and just. pulls him off Assassin Deak: we need to avoid that guy.

Messenger Cecil joined the chat

Assassin Lavi !!!!!

Assassin Deak: he was nothing but trouble.

Assassin Lavi oh u think?

Conman Nea: It's not like anyone would know-- This is an anonymous party, after all

Princess Zuki: um...

Assassin Deak: ...everyone here... nothing but trouble.

Queen Alma im offended by that Queen Alma calling me trouble at my party

Assassin Deak good

Princess Zuki looks back at kanda and theN back to nea Princess Zuki whispers Princess Zuki: m-my... guard... is right there.

Assassin Deak: ...are you hurt?

Conman Nea oh

Assassin Deak: he didn't hurt you, did he?

Conman Nea o h Conman Nea retracts the glass Conman Nea: Perhaps not, then

Assassin Lavi: ...no Assassin Lavi: why would he?

Messenger Cecil okay uh he's probably , over at the food table

Princess Zuki giGGLES SOFTLY

Assassin Deak: ...you can't trust anyone here. especially not him. Assassin Deak snickers softly

Conman Nea downs it himself cause. goddamn. that couldve got him in Trouble

Assassin Deak: i have a few souvenirs, though.

Princess Zuki watches n blinks. wow

Assassin Lavi snickers

Conman Nea: Really, though, you shouldn't be so nervous. It's just a party.

Assassin Lavi: Takes one to know one?

Assassin Deak: ah. yes.

Assassin Lavi: Anyway, hope y'got some good ones~

Queen Alma the food table is always the most awkward spot at the party Queen Alma i swear

Conman Nea save us, queenie

Princess Zuki: i-i've never attended one of these before...

Queen Alma and how would you like me to do that

Princess Zuki: regular parties, sure, but... never one of these.

Conman Nea uhhh Conman Nea make this kid Relax

Assassin Deak: i did, i did~

Messenger Cecil im not awkward.....

Queen Alma no youre pretty awkward

Conman Nea cecil tell this kid to relax

Messenger Cecil is hungry and this is free food and a man's gotta do what he gotta do Messenger Cecil h o w

Conman Nea i dont kn ow Conman Nea: Think of it as a regular party Conman Nea: It's not much different

Queen Alma just with people of higher status

Messenger Cecil I probably dont know shes here yet and when I figure out I sm gonna be avoiding the hec k out of her in fear of being recognized

Messenger Cecil wAit we hAVE MASKS

Queen Alma y e ah

Princess Zuki: well... there are a few differences, but...

Messenger Cecil o h

Princess Zuki sigHS

Messenger Cecil well still qkdhsg

Assassin Lavi hums and glances off towards the queen

Messenger Cecil is Snacking

Princess Zuki: y-you're right. i shouldn't be nervous.

Assassin Lavi: Get cold feet b'fore you got that far? Assassin Lavi Ye he saw you go the other way earlier Deak

Conman Nea: Exactly Conman Nea: Besides, you've got a mask Conman Nea: if anything goes poorly, nobody will know it was you

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak si g h s

Princess Zuki: ....well, you knew i was royalty.

Assassin Deak: ...maybe i did. Assassin Deak: maybe i didn't.

Conman Nea: Most people here are

Assassin Lavi snickers and pats the top of his head

Queen Alma you were so confident fourth wall Queen Alma : (

Messenger Cecil wait who is talking to who now

Princess Zuki: not everyone.

Messenger Cecil i'm so confs u e d

Princess Zuki: i could've easily been a commoner.

Conman Nea: That's true

Assassin Lavi: ...both of you're more useful without one throwing the other in jail anyway

Conman Nea: I guess I just made a lucky guess

Princess Zuki: ...you said guess twice. Princess Zuki she's cracking up dont mind her

Conman Nea ruD

Assassin Bookman i'm watching

Conman Nea HUFF

Messenger Cecil o u guys r also here Messenger Cecil awkward

Assassin Bookman always watching

Assassin Lavi wow don't be creepy Panda

Conman Nea: You know what I meant

Messenger Cecil I just want e d to snaCk in pE acE

Assassin Deak yeah, jiji

Conman Nea hey bookman smack deak a few more times please

Conman Nea and lavi too?? i feel friendzoned

Assassin Bookman what do you kids know? leave me alone. i'm your mentor, you're my students. don't disrespect me

Princess Zuki looKS AT CECIL N WAVES Princess Zuki h ELLO

Assassin Bookman they're going to get hit when they get home

Conman Nea except we've nto even friends. its awful. Conman Nea good

Messenger Cecil o h Messenger Cecil looks around

Assassin Lavi u assume-- Assassin Lavi ye a Assassin Lavi ur not even that far along buddy

Messenger Cecil realizes shes waving at him

Assassin Lavi and don't expect u will be in ever

Messenger Cecil ,,, waves back

Assassin Deak ,,i kinda wanna go mess with him again Assassin Deak hands lavi his mask back Assassin Deak gives him a warm smile Assassin Deak: how about you go talk to the queen and i find that man again?

Assassin Lavi: ...y'never learn do ya Assassin Lavi he's laughing tho Assassin Lavi ye he can do that

Assassin Deak: i'm curious now.

Conman Nea looks at who zuki's wavin too

Princess Zuki scratches the back of her neck and looks down

Assassin Lavi time to serenade the big one

Conman Nea who u

Messenger Cecil henlo

Assassin Deak ruffles lavi's hair a few times before walking off, chuckling

Conman Nea looks him up and down

Messenger Cecil awkward,,

Conman Nea a solid 8 but you dont look like youre worth much

Messenger Cecil o h

Princess Zuki but he doesn't look 8 years old

Assassin Deak pretty much skips back to nea

Messenger Cecil w el ll

Conman Nea ....zuki

Assassin Deak tap tap on the shoulder

Messenger Cecil im flatter Messenger Cecil but ha if only you knew

Conman Nea blinks and turns back to deak Conman Nea raises a brow

Assassin Lavi off to make friendly with the queen I guess

Conman Nea: Miss me already?

Assassin Deak: i'd like to thank you for the dance!~ Assassin Deak quick kiss on the cheek

Conman Nea oh. hello there.

Messenger Cecil O:<

Conman Nea odD?

Princess Zuki blinks at deak

Messenger Cecil is lowkey watching them

Princess Zuki how can ppl socialize so eaSILY

Conman Nea: You're quite welcome

Assassin Deak looks at cecil

Messenger Cecil h

Knight Kanda because theyre older and its faked most of the time

Conman Nea: It's not often someone can keep up with me on the dancefloor.

Princess Zuki mr kanda can u teach me how to talk to people

Queen Alma whats happening

Assassin Deak looks back to nea Assassin Deak: years of practice.

Assassin Lavi sauntering over to the queen with his hands behind his back casually

Assassin Deak: dancing is an area of expertise for me.

Knight Kanda princess, i literally do not talk to anyone unless im bossing them around, attempting to murder them, reading their death messages before theyre murdered, threatening them or doing things of the sort Knight Kanda i doubt it is a good idea

Conman Nea no kanda thats a GREAT idea

Princess Zuki ,,,,does that mean ur going to kill me

Conman Nea: I can tell. Conman Nea: It was... refreshing to be a part of.

Assassin Deak: i'm quite glad~

Assassin Lavi little respectful head dip at the queen Assassin Lavi: Enjoying the evening, Your Highness?

Princess Zuki heard queen and she immediately wants to dip

Messenger Cecil o mg

Princess Zuki just. stands by cecil

Conman Nea glances around at the people at the food table.

Messenger Cecil o

Princess Zuki looks up at him n waves agaiN

Messenger Cecil henlo

Conman Nea this is. awkwardly quiet. how yall

Messenger Cecil aa Messenger Cecil waves back

Princess Zuki: h...hi.

Conman Nea well at least shes makin friends

Assassin Deak goes to get another glass of wine Assassin Deak b y e

Messenger Cecil would it be ok if I could already tell ur a royalty Messenger Cecil bc u wear fancy clothes

Conman Nea okay rude Conman Nea bye bitch Conman Nea goes back to tending to these cocktail weenies

Assassin Deak i could pour it on your head when i get back Assassin Deak then i really would be a bitch : >

Conman Nea or you could not Conman Nea but what you COULD do is bring me a glass like a good bitch

Assassin Deak fuk u

Princess Zuki yes its ok

Assassin Deak get ur own wine

Princess Zuki is disappointed but its ok

Messenger Cecil aw sorr

Conman Nea youre so mean to me Conman Nea i danced with you and called you pretty

Messenger Cecil: Hello, your Majesty...

Conman Nea and this is what i get

Queen Alma looks over and smiles politely

Assassin Deak i'm mean to everyone

Queen Alma: Certainly. However, it's more important that my guests enjoy than myself. Has your time been well?

Princess Zuki sIGHS

Assassin Deak: ;; i 'm gonna have to lay down for a lil bit bc m head is swimming

Messenger Cecil aA Messenger Cecil err Messenger Cecil: Um, m-my apologies, ma'am. It is the clothes that gave it away... Messenger Cecil: These are expensive fabrics...

Princess Zuki sighs again Princess Zuki: i suppose so, but still...

Assassin Lavi: Indeed, my time has been very enjoyable, Your Highness. But should the host not enjoy herself as well? I'm sure I am not the only one who feels as such~ Assassin Lavi just going to throw in a cute little head quirk for good measure

Messenger Cecil looks down understandingly Messenger Cecil: Is this.. Is this your first ball?

Conman Nea how many glasses of wine can i get before this guy cuts me off

Queen Alma a lot

Messenger Cecil ne a n o

Conman Nea nea yes Conman Nea i dont even belong here im jsut here to keep the good times rolliN

Assassin Lavi go for it nea

Princess Zuki: um... my first ball of this sort.

Messenger Cecil ne a p ls

Princess Zuki: i don't tend to leave the castle often, i-if at all.

Messenger Cecil nods

Conman Nea the bartender is my new best friend

Queen Alma: Nothing makes me more happy than seeing others enjoying their time. That's the point of a party, after all.

Messenger Cecil: Ah, I see... Well, are you enjoying yourself...?

Queen Alma like a dog, right Queen Alma how a dog tilts its head when its confused

Princess Zuki: um... i-in a sense..?

Assassin Lavi more or less ye

Messenger Cecil s a v a g e

Princess Zuki: it's... different.

Assassin Lavi chuckles a little bit

Messenger Cecil looks at her questioningly Messenger Cecil: How so?

Assassin Lavi: To each their own means of enjoyment. Assassin Lavi: Has there been a favorite part of this party for you so far? Assassin Lavi just gonna casually lean on a wall and chill here for a bit

Princess Zuki: i've mostly been by here the whole time. a-although, earlier, a very nice man taught me some dance moves...! that's about it, though.

Conman Nea time to be obnoxious Conman Nea and sit on the edge of the food table

Princess Zuki ....stares at nea

Messenger Cecil ahh

Queen Alma thoughtful humming

Assassin Lavi get your ass off the table don't be r00d

Conman Nea henlo losers

Messenger Cecil: W-Well, would you like to go for a walk, then? Messenger Cecil also looks up at nea Messenger Cecil blinks

Conman Nea waves

Queen Alma what are you doing on the table Queen Alma why

Messenger Cecil u h

Conman Nea my feet are tired

Queen Alma there are c h a i r s

Messenger Cecil: Um, i-is everything okay...?

Conman Nea i like to feel tall

Messenger Cecil at nea

Conman Nea glances around

Assassin Lavi sorry to break it to u but

Conman Nea: ..Yes?

Assassin Lavi ur never gonna match us trees

Queen Alma: Perhaps the assortment of character that has walked through the door? It is interesting to see the various types of people.

Conman Nea he's confused Conman Nea shut up giant

Queen Alma yeah the trees win no offense

Messenger Cecil aw Messenger Cecil furrows his brows in confusion

Assassin Lavi: Indeed. And the masks just make them all the more colorful characters, do they not? Assassin Lavi this is how u bond right

Messenger Cecil: Um, what are you doing on top of that table, i-if I may ask? Messenger Cecil: A table is hardly a place to sit...

Conman Nea: My feet are tired and I like being close to the food.

Messenger Cecil ,,, Messenger Cecil glances around

Conman Nea: Unless you'd like to grab a chair for me?

Queen Alma: Absolutely. Surely there's something about the... secrecy. No one would ever know who someone truly is here, not entirely. Perhaps a guess or two, and maybe a correct guess, but never fully.

Conman Nea swings his legs

Messenger Cecil uh not really but

Queen Alma: Like hiding behind shadowy curtains, perhaps?

Messenger Cecil: Um, s-sure...

Assassin Lavi hums

Conman Nea smiles Conman Nea: You have my thanks.

Messenger Cecil glances at zuki and then , goes to get a chair

Assassin Lavi: Good reason not to hang curtains

Messenger Cecil I cant believ this

Assassin Lavi chuckles a little

Messenger Cecil dips his head back at nea

Conman Nea this is fuck in ggreat Conman Nea what else can i get this guy to do

Messenger Cecil fetches a chair and carries it back Messenger Cecil :I Messenger Cecil don't use m e Messenger Cecil: Here you go, good sir

Conman Nea hops down and takes a seat once he's got a chair. push me in, cecil. Conman Nea: Why thank you

Messenger Cecil ,,, are u fr real

Conman Nea yes

Messenger Cecil , push es the chair in

Conman Nea looks so damn pleased with himself

Princess Zuki is still staring tbh

Messenger Cecil :I

Conman Nea snaps suddenly Conman Nea: oh, drat, I forgot.

Messenger Cecil wh

Conman Nea looks at cecil with a small frown Conman Nea: I meant to grab another glass of wine before I settled down. Conman Nea: I don't suppose you'd be so kind...?

Queen Alma: That and with the drunkards they'd tear them down on accident.

Messenger Cecil .......

Assassin Lavi now he's really laughing

Queen Alma looks at lavi, curiously tilting her head Queen Alma: Pardon me for the odd question, but there were two of you, correct?

Messenger Cecil: Err, perhaps one of the servants can be of more help to you...

Assassin Lavi: Mayhaps less "on accident" so much as-- Assassin Lavi hmm so she saw them did she

Messenger Cecil glances back at zuki Messenger Cecil he lp

Conman Nea blinks at him Conman Nea eyes widen

Princess Zuki narrows her eyes at nea

Assassin Lavi: I did come with like company, yes.

Conman Nea raises a hand to his mouth Conman Nea: Oh my. Conman Nea: I thought... Conman Nea: Nevermind.

Messenger Cecil oh no

Conman Nea: My apologies.

Princess Zuki glances at cecil n then baCK AT NEA

Messenger Cecil: W-What..?

Princess Zuki whAT ARE U DOING, COMMONER

Conman Nea adjusts his collar softly Conman Nea: I thought you were the help.

Assassin Lavi he sighs and shakes his head a little bit

Conman Nea: My sincere apologies.

Messenger Cecil h

Princess Zuki: i believe that role goes to you, sir.

Messenger Cecil sucks in a sharp breath

Princess Zuki OOOOOOOOOO

Assassin Lavi: Must bring along family to these sorts of things, you know? Else you'll never hear the end of it.

Conman Nea blinks at zuki Conman Nea: I beg your pardon?

Princess Zuki: i do not need a face to spy the difference between a commoner and a royal. Princess Zuki: your actions say all. Princess Zuki sips apple juice

Messenger Cecil can I leave now........

Princess Zuki yes u may

Assassin Lavi aHAHAHAHAAA BYE NEA

Queen Alma: I wouldn't know, I have no siblings. However, he'd be your brother then? Surely an event is more enjoyable with family, assuming you get along.

Conman Nea: That's a hefty accusation.

Assassin Lavi getting called out by a teenage shut-in

Conman Nea: And after I was so kind to you, who thought you'd insult me like that.

Queen Alma: hefty hefty hefty ]

Princess Zuki: tell me, where do you hail from?

Messenger Cecil looks between them

Assassin Lavi: omg }

Princess Zuki: { LMAO

Messenger Cecil internally hhhhs

Assassin Lavi: It can and can't be. Assassin Lavi smiles wryly

Conman Nea: A small continent to the east. I hold land there. I'll admit, I may not be the highest of ranks, but an Earl is still leagues above commoner.

Conman Nea lying out his ass

Princess Zuki: does this continent have a name?

Conman Nea: || shit i need a name Conman Nea: || something that'd Actually Exist

Messenger Cecil: ( koongdom

Princess Zuki: { KOONGDOM

Queen Alma: yes koongdom ]

Conman Nea: || i hate you

Messenger Cecil: ( 💗

Conman Nea: Koongdom.

Princess Zuki: { K O O N G D O M

Messenger Cecil: ( ama z ing

Princess Zuki: ...

Conman Nea bitch you cannot look at me and tell me you know every earl personally from there

Messenger Cecil b link s

Conman Nea fight me

Princess Zuki is slowly cracking up honESTLY Princess Zuki KOONGDOM

Conman Nea itS A PLACE Conman Nea how much wine have i had

Princess Zuki AS IS TIDDYOPOLIS

Queen Alma probably a lot

Conman Nea not enough

Princess Zuki okay she's setting down her apple juice to cover her mouTH AND LAUGH\

Conman Nea flags down a servant for More Wine

Messenger Cecil one glass too many Messenger Cecil wah Messenger Cecil manages to remain more composed

Conman Nea: Anyways. Conman Nea: As I've said. Conman Nea: I apologize for the mixup.

Princess Zuki coUGHS AND CALMS DOWN FU CK THAT WAS FUNN Y

Assassin Lavi: I do not dislike him to any capacity, but siblings can do things which are... tiresome, sometimes.

Princess Zuki: y-you... you are no royal, my dear.

Assassin Lavi: But family is family.

Messenger Cecil mutters,

Princess Zuki: you put me in mind of another royal, but no. Princess Zuki cough cough cross cough cough

Conman Nea glances at zuki

Conman Nea: You've no way of confirming that

Conman Nea taps his mask

Princess Zuki: ....

Queen Alma: Surely. Something cannot only singularly be one thing, and surely not something as changing as a human. It is good to keep family closest to you.

Messenger Cecil: Ma'am, I worry this man may have had a little more to drink than is good for him. Perhaps we should leave...

Princess Zuki takes off her mask OOOOO RULE BREAKER

Messenger Cecil oh shit

Queen Alma: Have you had a drink, Sir... Queen Alma looks thoughtfully at him

Princess Zuki: allow me to introduce myself.

Queen Alma: I don't believe I caught your name?

Messenger Cecil oh shit

Conman Nea oh shit Conman Nea whos this bitch again

Princess Zuki: i am princess zuki, de facto ruler of cicia.

Messenger Cecil welP Messenger Cecil starts back Messenger Cecil I have to go right now immediately

Conman Nea ohh Conman Nea that's who she is Conman Nea: I wouldn't have thought you'd leave your castle with the state your kingdom's in.

Assassin Lavi: I have had a few drinks already, all of excellent taste. My compliments to whoever chooses your wines. And it seems I am popularly "Red" tonight, or so goes the theme with others here tonight who find need of a name.

Princess Zuki slowly puts her mask back on

Messenger Cecil oOOOOOOo Messenger Cecil daMN NEA SAVAGE

Princess Zuki: my advisors did their jobs and told me to attend. Princess Zuki: i did not want to, but they convinced me to.

Messenger Cecil slinks,, away,,,,

Princess Zuki sips apple juice some more tbh Princess Zuki: tell me, would you say the same to queen alma?

Conman Nea raises a brow

Princess Zuki: i can smell her from a mile away.

Messenger Cecil l maO

Princess Zuki BOOM ROASTED

Conman Nea: Of course not

Messenger Cecil is going to leave

Princess Zuki: and why is that?

Queen Alma: Surely you'd divulge more than an alias? Queen Alma wtf is ur real name tho im curious :(

Messenger Cecil accidentally finds himself leaving out of the back door instead of the front door

Assassin Lavi chuckles a bit

Messenger Cecil henlo garden

Conman Nea: I'd have no reason to insult her management-- Her kingdom isn't in shambles.

Assassin Lavi: You're the first who's insisted on it. Assassin Lavi hums

Messenger Cecil oOOOoOOo

Princess Zuki: her kingdom is an untrustworthy cult, prepared for war at the drop of a hat.

Messenger Cecil daMn

Queen Alma im gonNA FIGHT Queen Alma IN TWO SECON ds

Conman Nea sips his wine

Queen Alma wait Queen Alma that just proved the poin t

Conman Nea: They're loyal to their queen and willing to defend her at all costs.

Messenger Cecil lma o

Assassin Lavi pffft

Conman Nea: I envy what she's accomplished here.

Queen Alma thanks nea

Princess Zuki: tell me, sir.

Conman Nea np toots

Queen Alma if i werent a single ruler id offer u the throne

Princess Zuki: where do you truly hail from? Princess Zuki: if it were cicia, you would have killed me by now.

Conman Nea: It's not Cicia, nor this one. Really, my origins are of no interest to you.

Princess Zuki: oh, but they are. Princess Zuki: just how your true identity is as well.

Conman Nea: I'm just a simple Earl who came to enjoy tonight's festivities

Princess Zuki: but yet here you are, conversing with the princess of a falling kingdom.

Conman Nea: by pure chance

Princess Zuki: have you nothing better to do than to waste your time with meaningless banter?

Conman Nea: banter is the point of these gatherings

Queen Alma: How odd. I would have assumed more would wish to know your identity.

Conman Nea: I'm a friendly man Conman Nea: I like making friends.

Princess Zuki siPS APPLE JUICE Princess Zuki: yet here you are, making an enemy.

Conman Nea: I would never have known your origins had you not revealed it to me. Conman Nea raises his hands Conman Nea: I still mean you no ill will, Princess.

Princess Zuki: i do not appreciate liars, mr. Princess Zuki: i did what i believed had to have been done.

Assassin Lavi: Very well. My name is Astor, son of Aestor, Duke of Limlan. Not much of a title considering how far removed from major routes Limlan is, but to some of lower nobility, far removed is preferable. Less political pleasing to do, more getting things practical done. But it helps to see how the higher nobility handle things as well in places more populated such as this.

Queen Alma fuCKiGN LIAr

Assassin Lavi totally lying out his ass lmao

Princess Zuki just kinda. bends down so she's eye to eye with him

Conman Nea stares back Conman Nea he's not cracking

Princess Zuki: a true noble wouldn't be sitting around the food table.

Conman Nea: I told you, I'm not quite a member of 'higher society' Conman Nea: Just a simple Earl.

Princess Zuki ....

Conman Nea: Here to enjoy the luxuries of the Queen

Princess Zuki takes his mask off---

Conman Nea holds it down Conman Nea fuck you Conman Nea my mask

Princess Zuki >:U Princess Zuki would rip it off if she were stronk Princess Zuki ....reaches up to ruffle his hair?? idk why??? and then she just. walks out Princess Zuki byE BITCH

Conman Nea squints Conman Nea well

Princess Zuki is taking her apple juice with her

Conman Nea that was weird

Princess Zuki cecil where are u i wanna conversation

Conman Nea snorts lightly and goes back to his wine

Messenger Cecil I am in garden

Princess Zuki henlo cecil i am coming to see u

Queen Alma: Limlan, hmm? It must truly be far removed, I have never heard of it. I am sure it is a lovely place, surely, if it brings from it your presence. Perhaps with time I will visit. Until then, I hope you enjoy your stay at Aeyusea while it lasts. Queen Alma nea stop drinking

Conman Nea no

Messenger Cecil oh boy

Conman Nea scans the crowd

Queen Alma n e a

Conman Nea who can i bug now Conman Nea who will give me that sweet sweet attention

Messenger Cecil is pacing up and down the garden

Princess Zuki cleARS HER THROAT Princess Zuki: are... you okay?

Conman Nea who can i easily manipulate

Messenger Cecil starts Messenger Cecil looks back Messenger Cecil: Y-Yes of course! W-Why wouldn't I be? Messenger Cecil nervous chuckle

Assassin Lavi: I would be happy to give you the grand tour, though I think you will find Limlan is composed mostly of open countryside. It may be a good change of pace from your usual scenery however.

Princess Zuki: ...you seem nervous. are you sure?

Messenger Cecil h

Princess Zuki sets her apple juice down somewhere idk

Messenger Cecil: Y-Yes, I-- I am certain, ma'am Messenger Cecil: Please don't worry Messenger Cecil 4th wall sweats

Princess Zuki ,,,,

Conman Nea squints a little

Princess Zuki: ...i'm... very sorry for what happened in there.

Conman Nea is that red talking up the queen? Conman Nea squints more Conman Nea different mask tho... Conman Nea suspect af

Assassin Lavi don't u squint at me Assassin Lavi go back to your weinies

Messenger Cecil: Ah, i-it-- It wasn't your fault, ma'am...

Princess Zuki rubs her neck

Messenger Cecil: I-It is chilly out, you should head back inside lest you catch a cold...

Queen Alma come here and talk to us nea Queen Alma idk about what but Queen Alma shrug

Princess Zuki: it's... not very cold outside, though? Princess Zuki has been sweating the entire time tho so

Conman Nea okay you know what maybe i will Conman Nea gets up and approachth

Messenger Cecil h

Conman Nea: Good evening, your grace. I hope I'm not interrupting.

Messenger Cecil: Ah, m-must be me then...

Conman Nea does the best bow he can right now

Messenger Cecil nervous chuckle x2 Messenger Cecil im sorr I know ur zukes now and im afraid u might recognize me so I sm going to Avoid

Princess Zuki: ...i'll... be back inside, then. Princess Zuki hiding behind kanda shdjfhgj

Messenger Cecil o is kanda there

Queen Alma is confused for a moment before smiling and nodding politely

Princess Zuki he was idk if he still is

Queen Alma r u drunk

Conman Nea immm Conman Nea tipsy

Queen Alma: Absolutely not, we were just talking about the countryside, that's all. How are you enjoying the party, Sir? Queen Alma m h m

Conman Nea: Oh, it's lovely. I actually came to thank you for putting on these festivities.

Messenger Cecil glances at kanda Messenger Cecil ,,, scary

Princess Zuki is just gonna. staND BY HIM

Messenger Cecil looks back at zuki and nods

Knight Kanda is present again

Messenger Cecil: R-Right, I'll be inside shortly, ma'am... Messenger Cecil wb

Assassin Lavi he bows a little bit to the queen Assassin Lavi: Excuse me, miss. It was a pleasure talking with you. Assassin Lavi he's going to wander off now

Queen Alma: The pleasure was mine. Queen Alma rude af Queen Alma just fukin leavin Queen Alma intense criticism

Conman Nea ikr

Queen Alma this is why nea is the best

Conman Nea smh

Messenger Cecil alma is Offend

Conman Nea aw

Assassin Lavi wow rude af I'm way better

Conman Nea shoot girl stop that Conman Nea (actually continue complimenting me thanks)

Assassin Lavi: I'm actually probably gonna just lurk for now mostly to save the chatzy lol }

Princess Zuki sips apple juice. agai n

Conman Nea: Well, he sure was brief. Conman Nea: How rude.

Messenger Cecil zuki did u leave yet,,,

Princess Zuki iS INSIDE

Messenger Cecil adgjjd Messenger Cecil dragS hands down face and starts pacing again

Queen Alma laughs quietly Queen Alma: It's quite alright. Certainly he had to meet up with that brother of his, perhaps? Regardless, it isn't as if I have no company if you're here, right?

Knight Kanda what am i doing

Assassin Deak time to bother the knight Assassin Deak lm ao

Knight Kanda i will literally kill you

Princess Zuki being by me bcuz i fucked up n had a roasting battle with a commoner

Messenger Cecil has been done a frighten

Knight Kanda fucking b e t

Assassin Deak hi B ) Assassin Deak pls do

Messenger Cecil rip deak

Assassin Deak pls kill me

Messenger Cecil y are u like this

Conman Nea smiles Conman Nea: I suppose you're right

Assassin Deak i ask myself that a lot and u know?? i never find an answer

Conman Nea: Though I should apologize-- Your wine is a tad stronger than I expected. I may be a little sloshed. Conman Nea: Nevertheless, it's an honor to meet you.

Queen Alma so ur drunk is what ur saying

Conman Nea a little

Princess Zuki is just kinda. staring off. the nea thing put her in a bad mood dhfjghg

Queen Alma: I— how much did you drink...? Ah, well, if the wine was to your liking then all is well. No harm will come to you here, worry not.

Messenger Cecil heads,, back inside

Knight Kanda c'mere deak and ill cut u Knight Kanda: Princess, are you feeling alright? What's wrong?

Conman Nea: Just... Just a few glasses. Conman Nea chuckles

Princess Zuki nods and just. forces a smile

Assassin Deak : >

Princess Zuki: i'm fine, i promise.

Assassin Deak inches,, closer,, to,, kanda

Knight Kanda: ...

Conman Nea: I'm glad to hear it, though. Things aren't as stable and safe in some of the other kingdoms these days.

Knight Kanda: If you insist, Princess. You can tell me if something is the matter, though, no matter what it may be. Knight Kanda i f uckking see you

Assassin Deak B')

Knight Kanda im gonna pretend i dont though

Princess Zuki nods but. is she gonna tell? nope Princess Zuki ,,,not unless she hears nea n alma talking shit Princess Zuki shes got her ears on u two hooligans

Assassin Deak OOOOO ARE WE GONNA STAB SOMEONE?

Assassin Lavi ffs Deak I caN'T LEAVE U ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS

Assassin Deak let me have fun Assassin Deak you tolD ME TO HAVE FUN Assassin Deak tO RELAX

Queen Alma: Truly. It is a sad occurrence, and the royalty of certain Kingdoms are... perhaps unfit to take care of the people. I hope it is not the same from where you come from, Sir, that would truly be tragic.

Assassin Deak that's what i'm do in g

Queen Alma im just saying zuki,,, ur kinda,,, unfit to rule in my opinion,,,,,,,,,,

Princess Zuki h e a r s y o u t a l k i n g s h i t

Assassin Lavi dyING DOESN'T COUNT AS RELAXING

Princess Zuki sqUINTS IN THAT DIRECTION

Assassin Deak uh?? yES?? IT DOES???

Queen Alma looks over in zuki's direction briefly

Conman Nea shakes his head softly

Queen Alma i saw u take off ur mask i know who u are

Conman Nea: Worry not, things are well enough where I'm from, though far from perfect.

Assassin Deak hey, Assassin Deak hey, lavi Assassin Deak watch this

Princess Zuki w i l l c u t u

Assassin Lavi nO

Princess Zuki via kanda but

Assassin Deak :3c

Conman Nea: Though I appreciate the concern. It's good to know that your compassion doesn't stop with at the borders of your land.

Assassin Deak ok ok,,

Assassin Lavi BAD

Knight Kanda zuki why would you use me to cut the queen who would declare war instantly

Knight Kanda that is bad planning

Messenger Cecil asdfghjk

Princess Zuki she wont declare war if we kill her,,, Princess Zuki WHO AM I TONIGHT I AM NOT ZUK I

Queen Alma: I'm glad to hear it. We can strive for perfection, but surely not reach it unfortunately. I care for the people of my Kingdom, true, but also those who are affected by negative decisions. People should be safe wherever they are, no matter who rules them. Even those who may be misled in their... methods. Queen Alma very casually looks at zuki one more time before casually looking back at nea

Knight Kanda zuki n o Knight Kanda you're as bad as that stupid shadow guy

Princess Zuki gl A RI N G

Knight Kanda that i was going to kick out of the window

Conman Nea wow this chicks an angel

Messenger Cecil no mercy

Princess Zuki mumbles Princess Zuki: she's looking over here.

Knight Kanda: Who?

Conman Nea: The world needs more people like you. Perhaps then there'd be less fighting.

Princess Zuki: the queen.

Knight Kanda looks over at the queen for a second Knight Kanda: She looks to be talking to that... man?

Princess Zuki: she was looking here. i saw her. Princess Zuki is tired

Conman Nea why you gotta be pausing like that Conman Nea im manly af

Knight Kanda ,,,, sure

Messenger Cecil adgji lmaO

Knight Kanda: Is there a problem with her looking over?

Messenger Cecil rip nea

Princess Zuki: ... Princess Zuki: ...we should go. Princess Zuki Is Tired

Messenger Cecil aw

Knight Kanda: ...If that is what you want, then we can leave now.

Queen Alma: You flatter me, sir. There are people better than myself, but what I can do to help I would do without second thought. Enough about me, however. What about yourself? Surely you have stories to share.

Assassin Deak .... :3c

Queen Alma zuki ur really really really a pacifist

Assassin Deak or you could declare war.

Princess Zuki SHHHHJ MEG FUCKED UP TONIGHT

Assassin Deak declare war on each other.

Princess Zuki OLD ZUKI KEEPS POPPING IN N SAYING HEY LIKE THE LIL BITCH SHE I S

Knight Kanda dont give anyone ideas

Conman Nea: Oh, me? I'm not too terribly interesting of a man.

Knight Kanda shut up before i cut u

Assassin Deak WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!

Conman Nea: I've simply been travelling here and there as of late.

Princess Zuki watch as meg tries to fix it all by saying zuki's tired n putting her back to her meek lil self

Assassin Deak whispers, Assassin Deak: war...! war...! war...! Assassin Deak sn i c kers and slips back into the shadows

Messenger Cecil d ea k n o

Conman Nea: When I heard about this event I simply couldn't pass it up.

Princess Zuki: { ok so im jsut quickly resetting zuki bcuz i did Not mean for her to be such a bitch tonight so uh ignoRE HER PLS

Knight Kanda stop being such a wimp and come out of those stupid shadows you bitch Knight Kanda ill cut you rh rn

Assassin Deak i like the shadows

Princess Zuki looks down

Assassin Deak plus, i'm not supposed to get in trouble tonight

Princess Zuki why does it always boil down to waR

Queen Alma war decides a victor Queen Alma otherwise no one wins and no one loses Queen Alma one cannot progress that way

Messenger Cecil so anyway is anyone at the food table rn Messenger Cecil ,,,

Princess Zuki everyone's a loser in war

Assassin Lavi okay but y'know how else you can decide a victor Assassin Lavi assassination

Princess Zuki u know how else u can decide a victor? Princess Zuki rock paper scissors Princess Zuki board games Princess Zuki chess Princess Zuki not harmful stuff

Conman Nea tfw u run out of things to talk 2 the queen about. he's too drunk for this

Messenger Cecil negotiations..

Assassin Deak ASSASSINATIONNNNNNN

Conman Nea someone end him

Queen Alma smh

Assassin Deak i'll end u

Messenger Cecil returns to the food table

Queen Alma please no murder

Messenger Cecil is snacking that there garlic shrimp Messenger Cecil so good Messenger Cecil rip his breath tho

Princess Zuki this war shit is gettin to her fhfjgh

Queen Alma this is too formal for me jfc Queen Alma i want to plan war strategies y cant i do that Queen Alma : (

Assassin Deak war, war, wAR, WAR

Conman Nea talk 2 me abt ur war strats

Queen Alma how do i bring that up and sound normal, sir, please explain Queen Alma aND WHY Queen Alma WITH YOU Queen Alma who i dont even know the name of

Conman Nea because its be fun Conman Nea have some wine Conman Nea talk war to me

Queen Alma thats dangerous no offense stran g er

Assassin Deak u should talk war to me Assassin Deak ; )

Conman Nea i wouldnt hurt a f ly

Conman Nea & im drunk i wont remember

Princess Zuki looks at the door

Assassin Deak has had a few glasses of wine but could take a few more Assassin Deak pours some wine on kanda oops Assassin Deak gOTTA RUN

Knight Kanda w ha t the f uc k Knight Kanda stands there for a good like second

Assassin Deak HAHA FUCK I'M GONNA DIE

Knight Kanda is going to #murder

Princess Zuki gASPS AND COVERS HER MOUTH

Knight Kanda is goin g t o m u r d er

Princess Zuki: a--- a-are you okay?!

Assassin Deak is somewhat drunk and stumbling with each step Assassin Deak is la ughing

Assassin Lavi gdi deak

Knight Kanda nods slowly before moving to chase after a soon to be dead bitch Knight Kanda yolo srry be back princess

Assassin Deak blame it on the alcohol

Princess Zuki just. waTCH ES

Conman Nea blinks over at the crowd

Assassin Lavi casually walks by and tugs on Kanda's hair as he starts running woops who left htis ponytail here just asking to get pulled

Knight Kanda jfhSKFHEJKHGJKEHGE

Conman Nea: well, looks like someone messed up

Assassin Lavi Deak u'd better fucking run faster

Queen Alma oh ym god no why

Knight Kanda dRAWS HIS SWORD AND SWINGS AT THE BITCH

Assassin Deak if i die, make sure jiji knows- Assassin Deak lAVI YOU STUPID FUCK

Princess Zuki ARE TH E SE PEOPLE FROM THE KIINGDO M..............

Conman Nea: ...........

Assassin Deak you're the best, lavi

Queen Alma part of me should stop this

Conman Nea how many brownie points would it earn me if i tried 2 stop the fight for u alma

Queen Alma part of me wants to watch Queen Alma if it gets too violent, a lot. Queen Alma if it doesn't, not a lot.

Conman Nea is a Confident Drunk Conman Nea but also a Lazy Drunk

Assassin Lavi dodGES INTO THE CROWD FASTER THAN HIS IDIOT DRUNK TWIN B Y E

Princess Zuki is ashamed. not of kanda but of this situation in general

Knight Kanda iS SHOVING PEOPLE TO GET TO THESE TWIN BITCHES

Assassin Deak lAUGHING LOUDLY

Assassin Lavi gO DEAK GO Assassin Lavi is running like Hell

Knight Kanda my throwing accuracy is pretty good Knight Kanda how much do you two want to bet that if i throw my sword i'll hit one of you

Assassin Deak THROW IT AT MEEEEE

Princess Zuki iS ABOUT TO YELL

Assassin Lavi probably not me-- Assassin Lavi DEAK NO

Knight Kanda okay

Assassin Deak AHAHAHAHAAAA

Knight Kanda ill throw it at you

Assassin Deak goodbye, lavi

Princess Zuki iS GONNA YELL

Assassin Deak i love u

Knight Kanda throws the sword at idk one of those loser twins

Queen Alma vIOLENT AF WHO HAS CONTROL OF THAT KNIGHT AND THOSE TWIns

Princess Zuki IS ABOUT TO YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN 0.2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Princess Zuki YELLING WILL NOW COMMENCE IN 5..............4....................3.................2..........................1......................... Princess Zuki: KANDA!

Knight Kanda oops

Assassin Deak can i get hit and like not die

Knight Kanda sure y not

Assassin Deak that would be great Assassin Deak thank u

Knight Kanda no prob Knight Kanda thank u Knight Kanda stops chasing them and just kinda,, stands there

Assassin Deak getS PINNED TO THE WALL BY HIS SHIRT AND THE SWORD Assassin Deak s norting and laughing

Conman Nea is entertained as FUCK

Assassin Lavi DEAK

Queen Alma same

Assassin Deak: laaviii... it got mee....

Assassin Lavi did u just Assassin Lavi use my actual name

Princess Zuki is Not Happy

Assassin Deak fuc k

Assassin Lavi u fucking

Conman Nea: Someone should... stop this....

Assassin Lavi dIPSHIT

Assassin Deak fU CK

Conman Nea but

Knight Kanda looks back at zuki for a moment before moving towards deak

Conman Nea not right now

Assassin Deak IT WAS LOW ENOUGH

Queen Alma who tf is lavi

Assassin Deak NO ONE HEARD ME Assassin Deak SHUT UP

Assassin Lavi nOT ME THAT's WHO

Princess Zuki moVES TOWARDS KANDA N DEAK

Assassin Deak lavi is no one

Queen Alma no i heard u im p sure

Assassin Lavi Lavi is his

Knight Kanda fucking gonna wreck ur shit rn deak

Assassin Lavi uh Assassin Lavi pet

Assassin Deak ye Assassin Deak my cat Assassin Deak the best cat Assassin Deak wreck me

Princess Zuki is about to wreck bOTH UR SHITS

Assassin Lavi nyOOMS BY AND hair yoinks before running agaIN

Knight Kanda grabs the hilt and yanks it out before -- Knight Kanda mOThER fuCKER

Assassin Lavi KEKEKEKEKE Assassin Lavi really tho Deak u'd better fucking get out of here or I'll kill u myself for this

Queen Alma i could stop this Queen Alma i could also not

Assassin Lavi Alma I thought we had something special :'<

Assassin Deak or i could cause more shit

Assassin Lavi NO

Queen Alma but you're not the one who's stuck

Assassin Deak :3c

Princess Zuki tAKES A DEEP BREATH AND JUST. grabs kanda's hand

Knight Kanda i was about to kill this bitch y did u stop me

Assassin Deak snickering and just. falls over

Princess Zuki: we are leaving. you and these children have caused quite enough of a ruckus.

Assassin Deak just gonna lay here as the world fucking spins

Knight Kanda scOFFS?? Knight Kanda i mean totally not @ u princess

Princess Zuki >:// ur on thiN ICE, KANDA

Assassin Deak ur welcome, kandass Assassin Deak haha rip me Assassin Deak jiji's gonna have my head,,,,

Princess Zuki: can i trust you to follow me, or will i have to drag you out?

Knight Kanda you couldn't drag me if you tried Knight Kanda: There isn't any need to drag me. My apologies.

Assassin Lavi sneaks over to Deak while Kanda's at the smol mercy and just grabs him by the collar and gives him a few good smacks for Bookman

Assassin Deak o w

Assassin Lavi >: |

Assassin Deak tRIES BITING HIM Assassin Deak is so fucking drunk rn it's not funny

Princess Zuki looks back at deak and lavi and then to alma Princess Zuki have fun lol

Assassin Deak like seriously

Queen Alma: I cannot believe this.

Assassin Lavi shaKING HIM BY THE COLLAR

Queen Alma oh my g o d

Assassin Deak isa is fed up with my shit

Assassin Lavi: you are in so much trouble right now

Princess Zuki turns and just. staRTS WALKIN AWA Y

Assassin Deak just looks at him blankly and just Assassin Deak points at him Assassin Deak: do i know you?

Queen Alma: I can't say I expected more from a Kingdom's ruler that cannot keep her Kingdom in line, but surely I expected a bit more for her keeping a singular person in line.

Princess Zuki is about to crY Princess Zuki stops Princess Zuki is reALLY about to cry Princess Zuki: ...my apologies, your highness. it will not happen again.

Assassin Deak s n i c k er i n g Assassin Deak lowers his head and murmurs,, Assassin Deak it's pretty unintelligible tho

Queen Alma: Your promises don't hold much when you equate them to the prosperity of your Kingdom, dear.

Princess Zuki u should be thanking me for not having a heart attack right here right now

Queen Alma: You are far too young and far too naive to sway, much like a dandelion compared to a rose. Queen Alma: Your advisers should think better should they have the right head to do so.

Assassin Deak: are you sure i'm... the one in trouble?

Princess Zuki if u look close enough u can see her starting to shake :'))

Assassin Deak kekekekek

Queen Alma sighs Queen Alma: Ruling isn't a job for a wilting child, dear, perhaps you should pass the torch sooner than later and let them try to fix the shambles of your Kingdom.

Princess Zuki: ...y...yes, ma'am. Princess Zuki should let cicia fall like daethen did---

Queen Alma that is literally not what i said Queen Alma: One last thing: Queen Alma: Don't ruin the lives of your people just because your life won't last. That isn't fair to them.

Assassin Lavi: Yes Assassin Lavi : /

Assassin Deak looks at him again Assassin Deak hhhhhhh

Princess Zuki wants peace between everyone :'((

Queen Alma youre naive

Princess Zuki: y...es, m...a'am...

Assassin Lavi lmaooooo

Queen Alma :'((

Princess Zuki is walkin and walkin and walkin and sHE GONE Princess Zuki may or may not be crying by now who knows

Queen Alma looks over at deak and lavi Queen Alma g lares

Assassin Deak fu c k Assassin Deak glances over Assassin Deak: ...allow me to apologize.

Assassin Lavi I would say this is your fault and u deal wit--

Assassin Deak: i don't know what came over me.

Assassin Lavi oh Assassin Lavi okay

Queen Alma: Learn self-control.

Assassin Lavi don't fuck this up

Queen Alma: Both of you.

Assassin Deak: yes, your majesty.

Queen Alma: I expected more from you. Queen Alma looks at lavi : /

Assassin Deak: yes ma'am. Assassin Deak: ah... Assassin Deak looks at lavi too,,

Princess Zuki is currently outside and bawling but still lookin cute in her dress

Assassin Lavi: Apologies. I was just trying to prevent this idiot from becoming one of the dead.

Assassin Deak: ...my cousin and i are very sorry.

Assassin Lavi gives Deak another smack b/c really now : /

Queen Alma: ..........Cousin? Queen Alma you said he was your brother

Assassin Deak oW

Queen Alma i have more than one problem with you now

Assassin Deak wHAT Assassin Deak fuc k Assassin Deak: i mean... brother.... Assassin Deak: this alcohol. it's messing with me.

Assassin Lavi I said he was family I didn't say brother

Queen Alma: ...

Assassin Deak: m-my apologies...

Queen Alma i said brother and you said yES

Assassin Deak: i am so very sorry, ma'am.

Assassin Lavi I said I came with like company

Queen Alma oh Queen Alma well now he said brother

Assassin Lavi he's drUNK

Queen Alma shrugs not my problem Queen Alma actually it is Queen Alma because you guys made a mESS Queen Alma: As you should be.

Assassin Deak: ...

Queen Alma: Surely you were taught better.

Assassin Deak: yes, ma'am, we were.

Assassin Lavi: I do apologize, your Highness. I will be sure to keep him on a tighter leash from now on, as he was taught better than this.

Assassin Deak growls softly @ lavi

Queen Alma: I may not agree with the child's methods of ruling, but at least she has her age as an excuse. Queen Alma sighs Queen Alma you all suck this is why nea's my favorite

Assassin Deak: ...i have no excuses, ma'am. i am very sorry.

Assassin Lavi don't u growl at me I'm not the one who dumped WINE ON THE ANGRIEST KNIGHT HERE

Princess Zuki iS DOING HER BES T

Queen Alma: As you have said many times, sir.

Assassin Deak dips his head,,

Queen Alma: Apologies only fix so much, and words only express a quantifiable amount. See to it that you control yourself in the future.

Assassin Lavi: We shall see to it, your Highness

Queen Alma i have to clean this mess you bitcHES

Assassin Lavi grabs Deak by the ear and marches him away

Assassin Deak: if there is anything- Assassin Deak hHH OWWWW Assassin Deak oW OW OW Assassin Deak oW

Assassin Lavi: SOMEONE is getting a re-introductory course to his ettiquette lessons : /

Assassin Deak h e lpm e

Queen Alma no one here is going to help you

Assassin Deak: ow... ow, ow, ow....

Princess Zuki is still cryin outside tbH

Queen Alma and i actually liked you, 'astor' Queen Alma : ' (

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak i'm?? sorry for oNCE

Assassin Lavi loOK I WASN'T GOING TO LET MY FAMILY GET KILLED even if they are a dumbass APPARENTLY

Assassin Deak I'M ACTUALLY SORRY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

Princess Zuki aRE U SORRY TO ME OPR ALMA

Assassin Deak I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M SORRY

Queen Alma i rule a kingdom

Princess Zuki i do too

Queen Alma sorry doesnt do much

Princess Zuki but im also dying of heart disease n desperately searching for someone to take the throne before i die

Queen Alma do you know how many murderers come in and go 'im sorry'? Queen Alma do you expect me to forgive everyone who says im sorry Queen Alma do you thinking ruling a kingdom is that easy? Queen Alma because if you do, i hope to every god that you don't rule a kingdom Queen Alma : /

Princess Zuki ....ma'am you're one to talk because your kingdom just loves you oh-so much you don't have to do anything

Assassin Deak ,,,

Queen Alma why do you think my kingdom loves me, princess Queen Alma please explain

Princess Zuki you have them all fooled with your cult

Queen Alma what cult do you keep talking abOUT

Princess Zuki i try to give my people peace and hope, but apparently not declaring war on daethen is a crime in and of itself Princess Zuki thE BULLSHIT PROPHECY STUFF

Queen Alma you come into my kingdom Queen Alma insult the religion we believe in Queen Alma and then question why my kingdom runs smoothly Queen Alma whereas yours doesnt

Princess Zuki you insult my beliefs i insult yours

Assassin Deak o damn

Princess Zuki mine doesn't because GOD FORBID I DON'T START A WAR

Assassin Deak FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Queen Alma i insulted your method of ruling Queen Alma not your beliefs

Princess Zuki i believe in peace for all Princess Zuki you believe in survival of the fittest

Queen Alma if you cannot make sacrifices for the good of your people, you are unfit to rule

Assassin Lavi hey Zuki how much would u pay us for silence : )

Princess Zuki what sacrifices are to be made? we are not in danger. we never have been and the people are angry over nothing

Queen Alma youre naive, you believe in this idea of 'peace for all', but that doesn't exist Queen Alma and thats why your kingdom is dying

Assassin Deak : )

Princess Zuki it DOES exist. anything exists, just like your piss-poor excuse for a unicorn

Queen Alma how is my unicorn a piss-poor excuse for a unicorn Queen Alma if it is a unicorn Queen Alma ,,,,thats a logical error

Assassin Lavi fallacy

Princess Zuki my kingdom is dying because my people refuse to accept me as their leader, even though i have put everything on the line for their sake. i refuse to let any harm befall my people Princess Zuki my kingdom will be peaceful, even if it takes my death to change it. we are not fighters; we are defenders

Queen Alma you defend from nothing if you fight for nothing

Princess Zuki we have nothing to fight for Princess Zuki these people have everything. what else is left to give?

Queen Alma if they had everything, they wouldnt be revolting Queen Alma so evidently they dont have everything

Princess Zuki i'd be able to do something about it if they would give me an answer besides some petty revenge spew

Queen Alma you refuse to take and so they refuse to give

Princess Zuki take???

Queen Alma take from others what they want — their revenge for something they loved

Assassin Lavi u people and ur politics

Queen Alma arent you busy schooling your family member

Assassin Lavi nah I got one better Assassin Lavi my gramps schooling my family member :3

Princess Zuki meg is running out of shit to say so here's zuki crying again

Queen Alma oh, alright

Assassin Deak someone help me

Princess Zuki iS CRYING X40

Assassin Lavi hey so if u die crying can I have ur throne

Queen Alma wow

Princess Zuki no im giving it to kanda Princess Zuki revenge on all u fuckers

Assassin Lavi but I taught u how 2 dance before u died that oughtta mean something Assassin Lavi would Kanda have taught u 2 dance

Queen Alma: kanda voice from afar: yes

Princess Zuki: { dude how long would kanda have even been with zuki Princess Zuki: { hes like early thirties right??? n zuki is 15

Queen Alma: he started his knight training when he was around sixteen and now hes in his early thirties so ]

Princess Zuki: { dANG THATS LIKE 14-13 YEARS

Queen Alma: well if i say he's 32 and he started when he was 16 then he's been there for,, sixteen years ]

Princess Zuki: { G O D HES BEEN THERE SINCE BEFORE ZUKI WAS EVEN BOR N

Queen Alma: yeAH ]

Assassin Deak what do i get?

Princess Zuki kanda's been with me since before i was born yall get nothing

Assassin Lavi depends on how big the throne seat is

Assassin Deak wow Assassin Deak ur not going to share? Assassin Deak :'<

Assassin Lavi wow r00d Assassin Lavi but we're actually royal by blood : / Assassin Lavi technically

Assassin Deak yeah

Princess Zuki: { imagine spending like 16 years of ur life slowly watching a kid die Princess Zuki: { a+ experience Princess Zuki i S ST I LL CR Y I N G

Assassin Lavi: I mean probably wouldn't know until later years but } Assassin Lavi: that'd probably } Assassin Lavi: make it worse }

Queen Alma: y i k e s ] Queen Alma: y I K E S ]

Assassin Lavi: LMAO }

Assassin Lavi: "Going to serve this princess for a long, long lifetime--" "Nope sorry now we found out she's dying" } Assassin Lavi: b/c medeival medicine wasn't good enough to tell that stuff as early as now }

Queen Alma: tbh tho ] Queen Alma: if lavi or deak had managed to take cicia's throne from zuki, kanda would like,,, not serve them at all ] Queen Alma: or anyone else for that matter like ew ]

Assassin Lavi: they'd be fine with that lmao }

Assassin Deak: ;; y e ah r i p

Queen Alma: eW ESPECIALLY THEM ]

Assassin Lavi: they're not even after Cicia anyway tho it'd still suit them if they couldn't get Birland }

Queen Alma: i didnt even think about it for a moment but ew ] Queen Alma: srry cross is eternal ] Queen Alma: : ( ]

Assassin Lavi: "well we still get the royal lyfe” }

Princess Zuki: { aW KANDA

Assassin Deak: ;; deak's probably gonna die so Assassin Deak: ;; cOUGHS

Princess Zuki: { zuki n kanda best buds 4 lyfe

Assassin Deak: ;; i mean what Assassin Deak: ;; sweeps that under the rug

Queen Alma: w hat ]

Princess Zuki: { >:/

Assassin Lavi: sq UINTS }

Assassin Deak: ;; aNYWAY Assassin Deak: ;; so about that kanda and zuki, right?

Queen Alma: i wanna ] Queen Alma: bring lena in too ]

Assassin Lavi: SQUINTS }

Princess Zuki: { lmAO

Assassin Lavi: y e }

Princess Zuki: { BRING IN LENA Princess Zuki: { BRING IN LENA

Assassin Deak: ;; so,, Assassin Deak: ;; i can have doug?

Queen Alma: no ]

Messenger Cecil: ( was there ever a 1 muse rule Messenger Cecil: ( rip doug

Assassin Deak: ;; : (

Queen Alma: there was a two muse rule ] Queen Alma: doug isnt allowed bc hes a knockoff allen ]

Messenger Cecil: ( oUcH

Queen Alma: and bc hes canonically dead ]

Assassin Deak: ;; i Assassin Deak: ;; w o w

Messenger Cecil: ( deak doesn't exist in canon anymore either

Princess Zuki: { JUSTICE FOR DOUG

Messenger Cecil: ( ALMA IS CANON DEAD TOO

Princess Zuki: { jUSTICE FOR DOUG Princess Zuki: { ZUKI ISNT EVEN R E A L

Queen Alma: not my oc alma ] Queen Alma: >: ( ]

Messenger Cecil: ( CECIL ISNT EVEN R E A L

Assassin Deak: ;; :'<

Queen Alma: just kidding isa u can have allen ]

Assassin Deak: ;; g o es back to the co rn e r

Queen Alma: i mean doug ]

Messenger Cecil: ( j u s t I c e f o r d o u g

Queen Alma: my bad [

Assassin Deak: ;; WAHT TEH F UCK DONT INSULT HIM LIKE TH A T

Queen Alma: i get them mixed up sometimes ] Queen Alma: theyre so alike ]

Messenger Cecil: ( rood

Assassin Deak: ;; WH A THT EF CUK

Queen Alma: cant even tell the difference ]

Assassin Deak: ;; SC R E AM S

Princess Zuki IS CRYING HARDER BCUZ OF THE DOUG TRASHING

Queen Alma: does doug want to join ]

Messenger Cecil: ( doug pls declare war on alma

Queen Alma: #viva la revolution ]

Assassin Deak: ;; he is a mere knight,,

Queen Alma: wtf offended fine i see how it is ]

Assassin Deak: ;; he cannot declare war

Messenger Cecil: ( declaRe wAR Messenger Cecil: ( USURP Messenger Cecil: ( VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Queen Alma: VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNNN ]

Knight Doug joined the chat 10 minutes ago

Queen Alma: wait who is he a knight for ]

Knight Doug VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!! Knight Doug: ;; probably cross but Knight Doug: ;; shh

Messenger Cecil: ( o mg Messenger Cecil: ( r I p

Queen Alma: wrong revolution then ] Queen Alma: gtfo ]

Knight Doug no

Princess Zuki Is Still Outside Crying Princess Zuki: { i lvole doign this shit

Knight Doug hi, i'm late

Princess Zuki: { also Princess Zuki: { douG U MISSED THE ACTION

Messenger Cecil is here

Princess Zuki: { so did cecil but

Messenger Cecil ):

Princess Zuki :'(((

Messenger Cecil ventures into the garden Messenger Cecil hears ? crying

Princess Zuki that would be mE

Messenger Cecil follows the noise and sees zuki

Knight Doug: ;; tfw ur muses pretty much hate each other so

Messenger Cecil so do I or do I not know u are zukes? O:<

Knight Doug: ;; this should be interesting

Messenger Cecil: ( rip isa Messenger Cecil: ( w a r

Princess Zuki u do bcuz alma said it straight up tbH

Knight Doug: ;; w a r

Messenger Cecil when Messenger Cecil I was n t theRe

Princess Zuki when zuki was tryin to break up deak and kanda's fight (u weRENT THERE FOR THAT EITH ER I DONT THIN K)

Knight Doug is probably the shortest knight of his kingdom but Knight Doug doesn't care

Messenger Cecil I WASNT THERE Messenger Cecil jUST RUB IT IN WHY DON'T U

Knight Doug walks in and kneels before the queen Knight Doug: ...your majesty.

Princess Zuki deak poured wine on kanda n kanda went apeshit n that led to alma embarrassing zuki in front of everyone by goin on like "ur naive" n all that

Messenger Cecil ))))))))):

Knight Doug: it's an honor.

Messenger Cecil o shit Messenger Cecil m still waiting on the logs asfgh

Princess Zuki is sitting on a bench or some shit with her head in her hands n jsut. sobbing Princess Zuki is a horrible princess

Messenger Cecil uh oh

Knight Doug keeps his head down and just. keeps his eyes closed

Messenger Cecil: Y-Your majesty...?

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP U STARTLED HER

Messenger Cecil aA

Queen Alma: fUCK YEAH LENA IS RDY 2 KILL ]

Messenger Cecil starts and immediately raises his hands to show he meant no harm

Assassin Deak stands in the corner, Watching Assassin Deak recognizes that short motherfucker

Knight Doug has yet to even notice deak Knight Doug will probably ignore him afterwards

Princess Zuki takes a deep breath and just. puts her head back down to keEP CRYING Princess Zuki is a fuckin mess as per usual

Messenger Cecil o h n o Messenger Cecil hesitantly walks over and , pats her shoulder , , Messenger Cecil is he even allowed to touch her Messenger Cecil also r u still wearing ur mask

Princess Zuki is nOT

Messenger Cecil uh oh Messenger Cecil: W-What happened...?

Princess Zuki sniffles and just. puts her arms down but she's just kinda staring down at her feet

Messenger Cecil sits down , next to her

Princess Zuki: ...if i-i can't even keep my knights in check, wh-what kind of a leader am i..?

Assassin Deak sux 2 suqq hahah

Princess Zuki: m-my kingdom is in shambles a-and i'm trying to enjoy myself! i-i-- what kind of a leader... i...

Knight Doug i am going to fight him

Princess Zuki aaand she's crackin up

Assassin Lavi what's happening

Assassin Deak t h e b i t c h i s h e r e

Knight Doug hi

Assassin Lavi the who

Messenger Cecil puts one and one together Messenger Cecil: Your kingdom... Messenger Cecil eyes widen

Assassin Deak never mind foRGET I SAID ANYTHING

Messenger Cecil: Y-You are Princess Zuki of the kingdom of Cicia

Knight Doug been down on,, one knee for a long while now,,,

Assassin Lavi but

Knight Doug queen alma,,,

Assassin Lavi ....

Messenger Cecil lets say I missed the whole thing bc sel isnt comfy having to pretend to know shit that she doesnt kno

Assassin Lavi okay

Knight Doug your majesty,,,,, Knight Doug pls notice me, senpai Knight Doug: ;; i'mg one by e

Assassin Lavi: omg }

Queen Alma: siNCE WHEN ]

Messenger Cecil: ( rip doug s knee

Knight Doug: ;; sINCE DOUG CAME IN, HE'S BEEN ON ONE KNEE TO GREET ALMA

Queen Alma: hAS HE REA L LY ] Queen Alma: Im SO SOrrY I miSSED IT ]

Knight Doug: ;; YES

Queen Alma: a w k w a rc ]

Knight Doug: ;; IT 'S O K AY Knight Doug: ;; I'M LA UG H IN G

Queen Alma: awkwarc ]

Knight Doug: ;; awkwarc

Queen Alma: oH I SEE IT ]

Knight Doug: ;; Y E

Queen Alma shit what lets pretend u havent been doing that for like five years Queen Alma im normally more attentive sorry

Knight Doug thank u, ma'am

Queen Alma wait who even are you

Knight Doug it's alright Knight Doug one of,, king cross' knights,,

Queen Alma: iS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIm ]

Knight Doug: ;; iF U WANT HER TO Knight Doug: ;; SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO

Queen Alma: are there ties between her kingdom and birdland ]

Knight Doug: ;; p ossibly n o t Knight Doug: ;; b u t Knight Doug: ...king cross sent me as a messenger. Knight Doug: to request that... Knight Doug holds his breath for a moment before sighing

Messenger Cecil: (vWAR

Knight Doug: he wishes to have some of the wine from the party.

Queen Alma oh my god pleas-- Queen Alma i knew it

Knight Doug: he is drunken beyond belief, ma'am.

Messenger Cecil: ( lmaO

Knight Doug: i apologize.

Queen Alma takes a deep breath Queen Alma: Tell your King that I will never give him my wine ever until he recompenses me for my bird he felt the necessity to shoot down. Queen Alma >: (

Knight Doug: ... Knight Doug swallows hard and keeps his head lowered Knight Doug: yes ma'am.

Messenger Cecil rip

Queen Alma: But you are more than welcome to have some if you'd like, sir.

Knight Doug: ...thank you, ma'am. Knight Doug isn't sure whether,, he should stand or not,, Knight Doug r i p

Queen Alma: No need to be so formal, you're more than welcome to get up. Queen Alma: I don't need you on your knee.

Knight Doug th an k y o u Knight Doug stands slowly, dipping his head once more

Queen Alma fuck cross Queen Alma why dont you just come join my kingdom instead Queen Alma id be more than glad to have you

Knight Doug aaaa Knight Doug i will take it into consideration Knight Doug thank you ;v;

Queen Alma the offer is always on the table

Assassin Deak u don't want a knight like him

Queen Alma why not

Assassin Deak he's a snitch

Messenger Cecil someone is jeeellllyyyy

Assassin Deak he tells everything he knows when you get him drunk enough Assassin Deak jEALOUS?!?! HOW AM I JEALOUS?!?!!?

Queen Alma but hes cute Queen Alma i like him

Knight Doug : >

Messenger Cecil he's a knight and you're not

Assassin Deak he's just a knight Assassin Deak nothing more, nothing less

Messenger Cecil he's at least somewhere close to the royalty

Queen Alma and youre an illegitimate child Queen Alma so you're not even anything at all

Assassin Deak he couldn't even protect that commoner child that w- Assassin Deak wow

Messenger Cecil oUcH

Queen Alma sorry Queen Alma that was rude Queen Alma it just,,, slipped out

Knight Doug ge t h i m

Assassin Deak fine. make him your knight. see where it gets you

Queen Alma if he takes my offer, i will

Pegasus Knight Lena joined the chat

Messenger Cecil: ( gaps Messenger Cecil: ( there she is,,,,

Assassin Deak: ;; alice lives again Assassin Deak: ;; lena lives again

Messenger Cecil: ( I want Lena to become queen Messenger Cecil: ( one true queen

Pegasus Knight Lena: my beautiful blood covered child ] Pegasus Knight Lena: my merderer ] Pegasus Knight Lena fight me doug Pegasus Knight Lena knight v knight

Knight Doug wh Knight Doug why Knight Doug i

Pegasus Knight Lena there can only be one knight in charge

Knight Doug i do not want to fight right n o w

Pegasus Knight Lena and its me Pegasus Knight Lena fight me

Knight Doug i Knight Doug mademoiselle, please,,

Messenger Cecil ur colors are pretty together

Pegasus Knight Lena fiGHT ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SPEAR YOU THROUGH THE EYE

Knight Doug i nEED MY EYE Knight Doug LEAVE ME AL ON E

Pegasus Knight Lena >: (

Knight Doug :'<

Pegasus Knight Lena weak

Knight Doug excusez-moi

Pegasus Knight Lena just sayin' it how it is

Knight Doug excusez-moi

Pegasus Knight Lena maybe if ya' fought

Knight Doug ExcUsEz-mOI?!?!!?

Pegasus Knight Lena or if ya' were any good at bein' a knight

Knight Doug fiGHT M E

Messenger Cecil doug is getting wrecked

Knight Doug FIGHT M E Knight Doug FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME

Pegasus Knight Lena ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pegasus Knight Lena lets fight then

Knight Doug AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pegasus Knight Lena meet me in the courtyard, doug Pegasus Knight Lena unless you're too scared

Knight Doug >:I Knight Doug gOING TO THE COURTYARD

Assassin Deak finally, rid of the bitch

Pegasus Knight Lena is waiting in the courtyard >: (

Knight Doug in the courtyard Knight Doug lets go!

Princess Zuki is probably gonna watch from afar

Knight Doug >:I

Pegasus Knight Lena draws a v sharp sword ok rdy

Knight Doug dRAWS HIS SWORD AND SHIELD Knight Doug IS READY

Assassin Deak gonna go watch

Pegasus Knight Lena go ahead take the first hit Pegasus Knight Lena wimpy

Princess Zuki hates this shit but theyre not under her jurisdiction or w/e it is

Messenger Cecil is also watching then ig

Knight Doug carefully steps forward, eyes narrowed

Princess Zuki ,,,,does alma know about this--

Messenger Cecil to whoever is standing next to him, Messenger Cecil: What is happening?

Princess Zuki it me

Knight Doug: en garde! Knight Doug takes a slash at her tBH

Princess Zuki: ...they're fighting like barbarians.

Knight Doug FIGHT ME

Pegasus Knight Lena: We aren't fencing!

Knight Doug WE ARE NOW

Pegasus Knight Lena moVES BACK MOTHERFUckING FEnCING

Messenger Cecil: But she is a woman... Messenger Cecil not used to female knights rip

Knight Doug slowly takes a step back before looking for another opportunity to attack

Princess Zuki

: so?

Messenger Cecil unless this is a kind if world where that is common????

Assassin Deak leans back against the wall and just watches

Princess Zuki: { going to bed Princess Zuki left the chat

Pegasus Knight Lena are u a fencing knight btw

Assassin Deak is placing his bets on lenalee tbh

Pegasus Knight Lena what kind of knight fen ce s

Knight Doug i learned that way

Pegasus Knight Lena what a twig

Knight Doug are you going to attack back? Knight Doug or are you just going to trash talk?

Pegasus Knight Lena i feel like trash talking

Knight Doug >:I

Pegasus Knight Lena and seeing if you're ever gonna do something useful w/ that stick you call a sword

Knight Doug spins before delivering a blow hopefully to her leg

Pegasus Knight Lena wHY DID YOU SPin doUG

Knight Doug bECAUSE IT TECHNICALLY HELPS Knight Doug IT PUTS MORE POWER INTO THE BLOW

Pegasus Knight Lena and makes you more vulnerable to miss and get hit back if you do miss Pegasus Knight Lena thats predictable bc u have 2 spin which takes more moving

Knight Doug good job pointing that out Knight Doug now fight me

Pegasus Knight Lena cant u see im busy criticizing

Knight Doug s TOP AND FIGHT ME

Pegasus Knight Lena moves backwards to avoid the swipe before swinging back at him bitch u gotta use brute force not some twig

Knight Doug o k Knight Doug ge ts hit and grips the wound with a hiss Knight Doug glares at her before moving back, trying to calculate another attack Knight Doug o i was wrong about that, oops Knight Doug haha silly isa,,, spinning reduces power

Pegasus Knight Lena moves forward and swings the sword down at him

Knight Doug pARRIES!! Knight Doug takes a step back and huffs

Pegasus Knight Lena hOW THE FUCK DID U PARRY WITH UR STUPID TWIG

Assassin Deak: just kick his ass already!

Knight Doug IT'S A GOOD SWORD SHUT UP

Pegasus Knight Lena moves forward again and swings once more Pegasus Knight Lena not giving u time to wait

Knight Doug aHSHFHBG Knight Doug qUICKLY STEPS BACK BEFORE STRIKING

Pegasus Knight Lena wHAT KIND OF STRIKE DANG IT

Knight Doug A STAB

Pegasus Knight Lena wow rude

Knight Doug I'M DONE PLAYING GA M ES Knight Doug u were the one that wanted to fight me

Pegasus Knight Lena steps backwards ow i was poked by a twig Pegasus Knight Lena v injure

Assassin Deak: kick his ass!

Pegasus Knight Lena ur stupid baby sword cant puncture armor smh Pegasus Knight Lena these r the medieval times not the french revolution loSEr

Knight Doug takes another swing at her legs >:I

Assassin Deak this is almost painful

Pegasus Knight Lena moves back again for a second before stepping forward when the movement is completed, swinging the broadsword in a left arc

Assassin Deak is tempted to just Assassin Deak draw his dagger and end doug himself

Pegasus Knight Lena chILL DEAK Pegasus Knight Lena WHAT IS WROng

Assassin Deak >:IIIII

Knight Doug uM?!?! Knight Doug t ak e s the hi t Knight Doug because he's a man not a wimp Knight Doug has two bleeding gashes now but

Pegasus Knight Lena no thats bc ur stupid

Knight Doug he isn't gonna give up

Pegasus Knight Lena being a man is knowing how to step back out of the general area of being hurt

Knight Doug will you like Knight Doug leave me alone? Knight Doug let me live while i still can??

Pegasus Knight Lena you agreed to fight, so no

Knight Doug bc i'm probably going to die before the end of this au Knight Doug isa changed his mind

Pegasus Knight Lena brings the sword up and swings it down towards doug since he isnt moVING

Knight Doug parries again, panting just a bit Knight Doug ok are you wearing any like face gear or

Pegasus Knight Lena you mean like a helmet

Knight Doug yeah Knight Doug that thing Knight Doug isa's tired ok

Pegasus Knight Lena not one that's covering my face, just the sides and back of my head

Knight Doug : > Knight Doug takes swing at her face, hopefully to cut across her cheek and to her lips Knight Doug : >

Pegasus Knight Lena nOT COOL

Knight Doug THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING MY SWORD A TWIG

Pegasus Knight Lena gets cut and steps back

Knight Doug quickly steps back afterward

Pegasus Knight Lena: It still cuts like a twig.

Knight Doug hums Knight Doug: perhaps you'd like another cut.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Perhaps you'd like to find a better sword.

Knight Doug: have you perhaps got one i can borrow? Knight Doug: i was not expecting a fight.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Unfortunately I'm lacking a spare at the moment.

Knight Doug: ah. Knight Doug: that's quite alright. Knight Doug: perhaps we should wait until i have a better weapon since this is unfair?

Pegasus Knight Lena: Is it unfair if that's the weapon you choose? Pegasus Knight Lena: Should a Knight not be prepared at all times to be good?

Knight Doug: like i said... i was not expecting a fight. i came as a messenger.

Pegasus Knight Lena scoffs Pegasus Knight Lena: A knight being a messenger surely sends a message.

Knight Doug hums Knight Doug: with a king like cross, i think you would understand.

Pegasus Knight Lena sheathes her sword and shakes her head Pegasus Knight Lena: A pity to have a King like that.

Knight Doug takes a deep breath before sheathing his sword as well Knight Doug: ...he means well.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Sure, if not he would have been overthrown long ago.

Knight Doug: i will not argue. Knight Doug: i see no point in it. Knight Doug: ...it has been nice to see you, though... old friend. Knight Doug smiles and turns to walk back to get himself some wine and patch himself up

Pegasus Knight Lena: OooOOo o ] Pegasus Knight Lena: in te n se p ain ]

Knight Doug: ;; l aUGHS AND CRI E S

Assassin Deak: ... Assassin Deak: you... Assassin Deak: you know him?

Pegasus Knight Lena scoffs and wipes at her face Pegasus Knight Lena: No.

Assassin Deak hums,, Assassin Deak: why did he call you old friend then? Assassin Deak tilts his head Assassin Deak: there must be some sort of connection between you and him.

Pegasus Knight Lena: You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Pegasus Knight Lena: I haven't the slightest idea, though.

Assassin Deak: i suppose i do. Assassin Deak: i'm a very curious man.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Curiosity killed the cat.

Assassin Deak g r i n s Assassin Deak: true. Assassin Deak: good thing the cat has nine lives.

Knight Doug drinking wine, drinking wine, trying to fORGET Knight Doug hahaha

Assassin Lavi has no idea where tf he is or what he's doing tbh

Assassin Deak come outside Assassin Deak some chick just pretty much kicked a guy's ass

Assassin Lavi okay??? Assassin Lavi and I missed it?????

Assassin Deak yes Assassin Deak you missed it

Assassin Lavi wow r00d af why didn't u invite me Assassin Lavi I'm coming over >: (

Assassin Deak u were busy or something Assassin Deak i didn't want to disturb u

Assassin Lavi comes over and just Assassin Lavi who??? Assassin Lavi tf are these people Assassin Lavi and have you been SOCIALIZING without me I'm impressed

Knight Doug i called the fight off Knight Doug it's different

Assassin Deak i don't know their names but Assassin Deak it was pretty boring Assassin Deak he didn't really even fight

Assassin Lavi any blood?

Assassin Deak so neeh Assassin Deak yeah Assassin Deak he got cut up a few times

Assassin Lavi cuz I was gonna say Assassin Lavi lame af if not

Assassin Deak it was still boring Assassin Deak no one died

Assassin Lavi so still lame af

Assassin Deak yeah Assassin Deak i took bets on the lady but Assassin Deak he was chicken and ran to lick his wounds

Assassin Lavi shoulda gone and finished the job Assassin Lavi Imeanwhat

Assassin Deak i actually thought about it

Assassin Lavi: Wanna introduce me to your new friends?

Assassin Deak he looks like one of "king cross'" knights Assassin Deak sn or t s Assassin Deak: friends? Assassin Deak: you're kidding...

Assassin Lavi: Figure of speech, don't nitpick

Assassin Deak s c o f f s Assassin Deak leans back against the wall Assassin Deak: she says i ask a lot of questions. Assassin Deak: i don't ask that many questions....

Pegasus Knight Lena yes you do

Assassin Lavi: Depends on the day

Assassin Deak um?? no?? Assassin Deak: ...so you agree with her?

Assassin Lavi: woops did I say that? Assassin Lavi : >

Assassin Deak rolls his eye and gives lavi a playful shove

Assassin Lavi kek

Assassin Deak: you might as well have said it.

Assassin Lavi: Anyway unless her name is "she says I ask a lot of question" you didn't actually Assassin Lavi: introduce me

Knight Doug comes back outside and sees Them

Assassin Deak rOLLS HIS EYE AGAIN

Assassin Lavi wiggles his brow at the lady Assassin Lavi hey good lookin'

Assassin Deak: aestor. his name is aestor. he's my brother. Assassin Deak slaps him on the back of the head Assassin Deak: where're your manners?!

Assassin Lavi !!!!!!

Pegasus Knight Lena unimpressed af

Knight Doug just,, sits down and watches,,

Assassin Lavi: Why're you hitting me I didn't do anything!

Pegasus Knight Lena a rock would be more impressed rn

Assassin Lavi wow r00d

Assassin Deak: i saw you doing that weird thing you do!

Assassin Lavi the conman liked my flirtations : < Assassin Lavi: weird thing?

Assassin Deak good for him

Assassin Lavi: You mean this?

Pegasus Knight Lena he must have low standards

Assassin Lavi wiggles his brow at Deak now

Assassin Deak: don't. Assassin Deak STRAIGHT UP CONSIDERING SLAPPING HIM

Assassin Lavi brow wiggling intensifies

Assassin Deak shoves him back and shakes his head Assassin Deak: ...anyway.

Assassin Lavi snickering

Assassin Deak: forget about my brother.

Assassin Lavi: wow.

Pegasus Knight Lena i think after this ill forget about both of you so

Assassin Lavi: Just throwin' me aside like that

Assassin Deak: my name is indulf. Assassin Deak: it's a pleasure to meet you, madame.

Knight Doug ,,,

Assassin Lavi indulf

Knight Doug low giggling Knight Doug what idiots

Assassin Deak shut the fuck up it's a good name

Assassin Lavi also it was astor, son of aestor but y'know

Pegasus Knight Lena: Pleasure. Is that all, or is there something else you'd like?

Assassin Lavi details

Assassin Deak shut the fUCK UP Assassin Deak i'm trying Assassin Deak: ...something... else?

Pegasus Knight Lena : /

Assassin Deak oh u mean like ur boobs or something haha Assassin Deak jk jk Assassin Deak pls don't kill me

Assassin Lavi rests his head on Deak's shoulder Assassin Lavi: did you have something else in mind? Assassin Lavi wiggly brow

Knight Doug w e i r d o s

Pegasus Knight Lena: Not particularly. Pegasus Knight Lena : / / / / / / / /

Assassin Deak: we... have a few tricks up our sleeve. Assassin Deak ch uc k l e s

Knight Doug oh my god

Assassin Lavi : > > > >

Knight Doug stands up Knight Doug steps over and looks at them

Pegasus Knight Lena looks over oh its,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, u

Assassin Lavi fightfightfightfight

Knight Doug yeah, it's me. unfortunately.

Assassin Deak fIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

Knight Doug: ...just... who are you two? Knight Doug: and how did you get in here?

Pegasus Knight Lena: Oh, I assumed you would know one another. Pegasus Knight Lena: You all act like you'd be friends. Pegasus Knight Lena ur all stupid

Knight Doug got u covered, lena- Knight Doug wOW Knight Doug I TRY TO HELP YOU AND Knight Doug WOW

Pegasus Knight Lena : /

Assassin Lavi: Why would we be friends? Assassin Lavi genuinely confused blinking Assassin Lavi has no idea wtf went on Assassin Lavi he's v lost Assassin Lavi help me Deak

Assassin Deak looks at doug Assassin Deak: we're here because we deserve to be.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Do you now.

Assassin Deak looks at lena Assassin Deak: yes. Assassin Deak: we do.

Pegasus Knight Lena: If you say so.

Assassin Deak: we're royalty.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Of course. Pegasus Knight Lena: Who isn't these days? Pegasus Knight Lena intense inner eyeroll

Assassin Deak: aren't you just a sweetheart? Assassin Deak can u hear that sarcasm?

Pegasus Knight Lena no, try harder Pegasus Knight Lena: The sweetest.

Assassin Deak: ...

Assassin Lavi: .... Assassin Lavi: sassy

Assassin Deak sn i c k e r i n g

Knight Doug: i think you two should really hush. Knight Doug :I

Assassin Lavi: Y'must be someone at least semi-important I'm guessing Assassin Lavi @ Lena

Knight Doug wow

Assassin Lavi what

Knight Doug i'm about to stab out your other eye

Assassin Lavi wHY

Knight Doug because

Assassin Lavi whAT DID I DO

Pegasus Knight Lena: Unfortunately, unlike every dog in the world, I am nothing that important, Sir.

Assassin Lavi slow blink Assassin Lavi okay??? Assassin Lavi cryptic

Knight Doug slowly draws his sword,,

Pegasus Knight Lena that was not cryptic

Knight Doug: really. i think it's time for you to go.

Assassin Deak: after you. Assassin Deak g r i n s

Assassin Lavi: What great hospitality.

Assassin Deak: i feel so threatened...

Assassin Lavi hums and yawns unconcerned. Just gonna nap right here on your shoulder for a moment while the smol boys play with their toys if that's cool Deak

Pegasus Knight Lena is it time 2 fight Pegasus Knight Lena i also have a sword heck

Assassin Lavi sure I missed the earlier fight so

Knight Doug if they don't stop, i'm going to fight them

Assassin Lavi what are we doing tho

Knight Doug being pests

Assassin Lavi besides standing here looking sexy

Pegasus Knight Lena youre not looking sexy

Knight Doug h e a t h e n s

Pegasus Knight Lena you're looking like idiots

Assassin Lavi wow r00d

Assassin Deak sm h

Assassin Lavi: ...never caught names

Pegasus Knight Lena: What?

Assassin Lavi or were there Assassin Lavi names Assassin Lavi I don't remember

Assassin Deak: ...i don't know their names.

Assassin Lavi wait no there weren't Assassin Lavi: Never caught your names~

Assassin Deak r i p

Knight Doug: ...what does it matter?

Assassin Lavi: Its only fair and courteous. We gave you ours. Assassin Lavi our fake ones anyway

Knight Doug: ...douglas. douglas marius roux. Knight Doug: but... doug works just fine.

Assassin Lavi: A pleasure~ Assassin Lavi ur turn Lena

Pegasus Knight Lena : / Pegasus Knight Lena u already fourth wall know it

Assassin Lavi but that's the 4th wall

Pegasus Knight Lena: Lee is fine. Pegasus Knight Lena fuck u getting my first name creeps

Assassin Lavi: Lee Assassin Lavi: How short and sweet~

Pegasus Knight Lena rock is still more impressed than i am

Assassin Lavi its fine challenges make life more fun

Pegasus Knight Lena ugh Pegasus Knight Lena im going to stab you

Knight Doug watches them for a moment before turning away Knight Doug: you don't belong here. Knight Doug neither do i but Knight Doug haha here i am

Assassin Lavi: Says who?

Knight Doug: ... Knight Doug: you just don't.

Assassin Lavi: uh huh

Knight Doug ignores the actual question

Assassin Lavi: great argument

Knight Doug: i'm sure the queen doesn't like outsiders, but... Knight Doug: i could be wrong. Knight Doug shrugs Knight Doug: you two don't look so royal to me.

Assassin Deak ,,i'm going to kill him

Assassin Lavi: ...and I didn't take you for an ass yet here we are Assassin Lavi hee haw

Pegasus Knight Lena did you actually Pegasus Knight Lena really do that

Knight Doug glares for a moment before beginning to walk away

Pegasus Knight Lena wow

Assassin Lavi : > Assassin Lavi did it Assassin Lavi got away with it Assassin Lavi y'know

Pegasus Knight Lena that was beyond lame

Assassin Lavi and yet

Assassin Deak it was actually,, pretty good,,

Pegasus Knight Lena no it was lame

Assassin Deak you're lame

Pegasus Knight Lena okay

Assassin Deak : >

Pegasus Knight Lena coming from you that doesnt mean much but Pegasus Knight Lena whatever makes you feel better about yourself

#Filler #Chatzy Log #Complete #Unofficial

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