#and 3. WalMart for shopping

[megansplants]

Frustrating thought of the day: why is it so much easier to find cool colorful men’s socks than women’s???? Are girls not allowed to wear funky eclectic socks???

Also: I was reading reviews for some men’s socks to see if any women had tried them. Someone else had asked if they would fit women, and someone answered “they’re just socks, they’ll fit.” Like ?????? No that is not necessarily true and it’s patronizing to suggest that. Men’s “one size” is actually quite different from women’s “one size” and it’s quite likely that men’s “one size” is going to be way bigger and so if you’re a woman with small feet (ie me) it’s actually a great fucking question whether they would fit.

[ickyguts]

oh shit it's a bunny 🐰

[capybapybara]

she may have eaten sasha but she will not eat this response (idk wtf i’m saying)

[scattered-winter]

working retail is making me remember how much i hate stupid customers btw

[mittenlady]

no but thinking ab the untapped potential of klavquill. i only started shipping them bc i thought it would be hilarious but like… neither of them do much after their introductory game aside from a feature in one case (turnabout academy and turnabout storyteller), so who’s to say they don’t know each other—and who’s to say they didn’t know each other in the one year overlap klavier started working at the prosecutor’s office and simon was Not In Prison. like the timeline lines up and game is vague enough for it to be almost plausible

like hear me out ok they’re both so theatric and melodramatic. drama queens, if you will. blackquill definitely found him annoying to hell and back at first and klavier definitely found him terrifying at first but u know what. they are too similar for them to not eventually realize “well he is kind of funny”

and they both have incarcerated older siblings—and the juxtaposition of one accepting arrest in order to save their younger sibling no matter what the cost (yaaaay kidnapping!!) vs the other going to prison for a crime of such a petty, egotistical nature (or at least it can be inferred since capcom refuses to let kristoph’s psyche locks be broken) and blatantly using their sibling has so much potential in the unintentional similarities

and comparing the effects of reputation too like. famous rockstar super popular super “princely” looking (and then you look online and “oh but waaaait isn’t his brother a murderer… did he know the entire time… hashtag cancel the gavinners”) and then we got the ex-convict from death row now cleared of murder (but totally looks like he has killed so many people). also imagine them going to target together they would be so fucking funny please if paparazzi come to hound klavier simon can literally just loom in the background and scare them away LMAOOO???

and the fact that both have such immense trauma to deal with and could both grow and support each other. emotionally abused by an older brother who manipulated them, and sacrificed themselves for someone dear to them and was willing to take a death sentence for them (even though in localization California has not executed someone in a WHILE that threat was emptier than my head). needing attention and approval aforementioned older brother withheld in place of scorn, and self-sacrificing but emotionally reserved. idk interpretations of their characters can vary as interpretations of media always do but it’s just such an interesting relationship to me

also hot men with long hair yaaaay yippeeeeeee

[fitzselfships]

After being out Way longer than I wanted to and having Very scary and stressful encounter I am exhausted. I need to cuddle with Zooble I think that will fix me <3

[scarletfasinera]

I will tell you what I did today after I do it. See you soon.

[seancamerons]

So here is a genuine question so, if denim vests, dresses, pleated denim skirts, and even shoes, pretty much all denim everything, flares too, crops, shrunken blazers, and even gauchos are making a comeback...

How long will it be before sequined shrugs or regular shrugs and layering make a return from a roughly 18 year hibernation?

Like you ask yourself in a store off racks or see on teens and the early twenties and generally younger humans walking down the street, is it like 2006 again?

Even Timberlake is supposedly collabbing with Timbaland and Nelly Furtado. NSYNC, in full as a five piece, who mind you, has been split up for well over almost 20ish years, may even might reunite. It feels crazy. 2006 was what? A whole adult has been born lived their entire toddler and adloscnet eras and is now currently in 2023, an adult since then. That is crazy.

I can’t believe im saying this, but I am lowkey here for it, and dare I say interested and entertained. In the same breath boom, I feel dreadfully old. Even the members of my generation peers and the 40ish members of NSYNC. I joke about it often to myself, but ugh, it's not really a good feeling despite physically being fine as to be expected. The thirties suck.

The gods of fashion say fashion comes in cycles. I suppose this is what it means. Thanks for reading if you made it this far.

I refuse to be old or become old. I make an effort though I lowkey wish I had a cocktail like Meryl Streep had in Death Becomes Her where I remain ageless and can wear all the beautiful clothes with a yoga toned body and looks to match. Life ain't like the movies, and you see all or most of the clothes you donned in middle school or high school on teen children or on the youth of today. I didn't sign up for this.

Yikes, this is how my mom probably when flares came back in the late 1990's or when I was obsessed with watching Nick at Nite or TV Land with the shows of her time like it was brand new. Let's also not forget the VH1 and 80s obsessions. It's a boomerang, it's a cycle and it's driving me crazy.

[urgeforgoing]

commenting “I’ll wait for the dupe” when a small business advertises a product on social media is so icky. like it’s obviously not something you absolutely NEED so why not instead save up for the original????

[xicanaroja]

That awkward moment when you spend $95 as a 23yo with a minimum wage job on your little cousin for Christmas, all in gifts tailored towards things you know she loves and gifts she specifically talked about wanting months previously, and her mom (your maternal aunt) gets you a pair of the Walmart value brand earrings, a Walmart clearance couch pillow that you can't use until you move out, and a check for $75 because she literally doesn't want to think about you and anything you like.

[neraiutsuze]

not only do the ones on each cheek say ‘RIGHT CHEEK and LEFT CHEEK’ too, but the ones on the neck say LARIAN STUDIOS

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

[adeelseo]

Walmart Closing

[mariagreenwoodart]

Wait when did fortnite add a planet of the bass emote-

[master-jarrus]

So my car has been broken down

So I have had to get my groceries delivered

I was told my eggs would likely get substituted

So I picked ones that were maybe fifty cents more as the substitution to use

Well walmart decided I wanted the eggs that were almost $6 versus the ones that are $3.50

So I'm not having eggs this week

And like they had the preferred sub in stock too

[thespacedragons]

Literally the last hour of my job is doing this, and I have personally zoned the candy aisle before and those chocolate bars are a nightmare to zone, if there more than a couple gone from the box, they pretty much Have to lean one way or the other, also also, Please know that if you do this, this is my Job, you are not getting paid for it, it is not expected of you, the farthest that I would think "shopping etiquette" should go as far as people not working is putting things that don't belong in a fairly obvious place so we can find it and put it where it goes. (And if you decide you dont want something that is refrigerated please Please at least put it in a refrigerated section) You do Not have to, nor are you expected to do any free work during your off time, nor should other people ask you to, but you are a person with your own free will, so do what you like.

sorry if you didn't know before now but mr beast is asking his fans to face his dumb fucking chocolate bars for him without a hint of irony or shame. like i know this is barely 5 minutes of work but like what is this call to action. people are fucking doing it in the replies too and i'm like 90% sure it's just for the long shot chance that he'll send them a thousand dollars for doing it "please please pretty please make my product look good 🥺 🥺 🥺 pwease?? for me ? 🥺 "

[acourtofantumbra]

Hey, if you have been getting weird tracking nonsense with your pre-order of Walmart's exclusive edition of HOFAS... please speak to a customer service rep... I cannot believe I pre-ordered this thing in JULY for this to happen. Because of course it did. WORST MOOD EVER!

Also, be nice to the reps it's really not their fault!!

Like it's ok bruh! I am so sorry for how mean people must have been today.

Anyway, if your book says it's coming from Ogden, Utah but Fedex has a Las Vegas awaiting shipment... you may be entitled to compensation.

I just wish it wasn't the final countdown when pre-orders are sold out everywhere :(