#alyssa's mutuals

[smilingsharks]

@zennotixs man I need Ur help with that fucking anon :sob:

[smilingsharks]

🦊

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

[wolfy1298]

Don’t you ever wonder what kind of secrets and plot points Venti keeps hidden? He claims to be the weakest amongst the Seven-and that could be true given his whole 500 year slumber and poison and all- but he’s still a god. AND one of the original Seven. You gotta be good at SOMETHING to survive for this long…

He’s also the only archon so far that doesn’t have a second story quest so what is he hiding?! We have accounts of him literally shaping the land with ease from both the Golden Apple Archipelago events and his character stories. We know that he has close relationships with the Hexenzirkel and somehow managed to avoid conflict with them??? And there’s also the fact from the skyward sword series that he was originally a catalyst user before picking up the bow in honor of Amos. He’s pulling a Childe when it comes to weapons he currently uses and the ones he’s proficient in.

And don’t even get me started on his connection with Istharoth and Celestia! Mondstadt already has the Thousands Winds Temple AND the nameless island where both Venti and Istharoth were once worshipped. And from Before Sun and Moon, we know that the Thousand Winds (which Venti IS A PART OF) were once called the Thousand Winds of TIME, all of whom were created and controlled by Istharoth. AND THEN you have Venti suspiciously appearing in the right place at the right time again and again and again. He even self proclaimed knowing every song: past, present, and future. Hell he’s probably one of the only few beings in Teyvat who can naturally bypass Irminsul because of his songs: Nahida already shown it’s possible to save deleted info if rearranged into fiction so the same should work for songs and poetry. And there’s also what the hydro fungus in Nahida’s second story quest said about changing forms. That you need time for growth to occur. And Nahida - an ARCHON- had trouble maintaining her fungus form for even the short period of time. She was even told that to do so for longer, one would need to bypass time itself which is near impossible. AND YET VENTI CHANGED INTO THE FORM OF HIS FRIEND IMMEDIATELY AFTER RECEIVING HIS GNOSIS AND HAS YET TO CHANGE BACK OR TIRE FROM FATIGUE (as we know it). HOW STRONG IS HE. Sure, the yokai in Inazuma and Adepti in Liyue can all change into a human form, but we know in game that it takes a long time and steady energy to take on a human shape, and the Adepti all seem to have that ability naturally: there’s no bending the laws of nature if it’s already natural to them. So what’s Venti’s excuse?!

As for Celestia: there’s already written in the statue of Barbatos “the gateway to Celestia” and what not. And Khanreia! In the chasm AND in the Caribert quest, Barbatos and Mondstadt keep getting named dropped. According to Dainself, the city in the chasm is supposedly OLDER than Khanreia and possibly the Seven, yet BARBATOS of all beings is mentioned in the records you find??? And in Caribert, it’s a Mondstadtian woman who that one bloke had a child with. Never mind that Mondstadt is where Kaeya and Albedo - the two characters with confirmed Khanreian origins- end up! There’s also the fact that Khanreia seems to base its gods and names and whatever around Norse mythology….which has strong ties to GERMANIC HISTORY. WHICH MONDSTADT IS BASED OFF OF. And Enkanomiya, which was once ruled by Istaroth, is Greek origin. Suspicious considering all the connections to HERMES Venti keeps portraying. (And then there’s also a connection to all three places with the hexenzerkel with their Chinese names? Like I think I read somewhere that Alice is Aries(?)/Eris(?) and Nicole is actually Nike in the Chinese version? Which are very much based in Roman/Greek origins)

Oh and something I forgot to mention earlier with the whole Istharoth connection. Mondstadt’s saying “seeds of stories, brought by the wind, and cultivated through time”. SUSPICIOUS

Anyways, this has been my nonsensical Venti theory rant

And you’re stuck with me @worldsokayestmagicalgirl

[islandtarochips]

The “L” Word

*Sparrow, Damien, Jade, Scarlet and Tiala were TRYING to find the hideout that Price told them to go while Aly is on the coms with them*

Tiala, was looking at the map before she looks at Sparrow and Damien: Begins with an “L”……you know, the “L” word?

*Sparrow and Damien looked at each other confusingly before looking back at Tiala*

Sparrow/Damien: Lesbians?

Aly, was on the coms: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!😂

Jade: *snickered*

Scarlet: PFFFFFFFFT-

Tiala: 🤦🏽‍♀️ “LOST” guys! We’re “LOST”!

Sparrow: Oooooooh! Hehehe. Sorry.😅

Damien: Yeeeaaah…sorry…

Tiala: *mumbling angrily in Samoan while still looking through map*

Arthur’s Note: Yeah…Shark is not satisfied with this mission.😓

Character (Left -> Right)

Alyssa Martinez (Later Alyssa Price) -> @alypink

Samantha “Scarlet” Wright -> @welldonekhushi

Hannah “Sparrow” Clayton -> @revnah1406

Damien “Damo” Whitlock -> @kaitaiga

Charlotte “Jade” Le Jardin -> @sleepyconfusedpotato

Tiala “Shark” Toa -> Me

Inspo Vid:

[smilingsharks]

go follow @dollkichi pls he is amazing and such a cool person:3

[smilingsharks]

"I-" bro who says that over text tf

I-

fuck you!!

just because people pretend to care about a fat delusional bitch doesn’t mean shit

Youre ugly

a manipulator

fat

a bitch

and that’s why I starve myself dw :,]

[radiantlestat]

hi guys!! while i’m not new to tumblr, i am relatively new to the iwtv fandom and i’m looking for some new mutuals and blogs to follow 🥹

pls interact with this post if you post about iwtv and are interested in becoming mutuals. i’d love to get to know everyone! ♡

[localravenclaw]

It's all in the smolder🔥 @finalgirllx

[smilingsharks]

TY FOR THE TAGGGFF<33

⤷ ｡˚ੈ✩‧₊˚Some people I’d like to get to know better ｡˚ੈ✩‧₊˚

Last song I listened to: into the unknown frozen 2 soundtrack...

Favourite colour: LILAC!!!

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Sweet!! I have a major sweet tooth:)

Relationship status: Single :(

Currently watching: Nothing, though suggest something pleaseeee

Current obsessions: Sharks!! The Tudors time era, history, that one person...

Tags!! /nf

@kwitzys @dollie-nya @clair-clair

And anyone else who sees this!!<3

Ahhhhh, thank you sm for the tag @reikunrei 🫶🏻 ⤷ ｡˚ੈ✩‧₊˚nine people i'd like to get to know better ｡˚ੈ✩‧₊˚

Last song I listened to: Flowers Never Bend with the Rainfall by Simon & Garfunkel Favorite color: Uhhhh, probably lilac. Although, I do love a good baby blue Currently watching: Just finished catching up on 911 (!!!) Trying to figure out what to watch now Spicy/savory/sweet: Sweet Relationship status: Very single, might try dating again once I move Current obsession: Collecting queer pulp fiction - just bought a bunch and am gonna start reading those.

Tag, you're it (no pressure): @fizzypineapplesoda @kiirotoao @greenfiend @bewilderedbuck @sleepymrshmllow @fluffyfangirl and anyone else feeling it!

[heathened]

@musicandmasochism dropped me a tag<33 i haven’t been listening to full albums a lot recently actually EXCEPT putting on licensed to ill for yauch’s bday activated the latent beastie sleeper cell that always lives inside me and now i cannot get it off repeat!! also finally was in the proper headspace to truly experience and appreciate listening to my ys cassette (was as transcendent as expected) sad live in hamburg isnt an official dm album release so i cant easily listen to it but i watched it the other weekend. and ofc bloodline my best friend bloodline

and sure why not have me in lowkey bi lighting in the outfit i was gonna wear to a violator dm night before everyone bailed on me

tagging @underthewirez @wutheringdyke @lovthievs @music-for-them-asses @leonardcohenofficial n anyone else who has albums to share!!!!

[islandtarochips]

Charmer

*Kanoa was making some funny jokes with Alicia, Jade and Aly*

*while the three military men were watching from afar and glaring at Kanoa who got most of their women’s attention*

Alejandro: Tch. Look at him. All having the attention with OUR women.

Ghost: I’m use to it.

Price: I don’t. *looking at Ghost*

Price: How come YOUR use to it, Simon?

Ghost: I trusted Jade. She’s capable of handling this herself. And even if that Island guy ever TRY to make a move on her. She’ll let him know.

Alejandro: *laughed a bit* I like it how you say about her being all feisty~

Ghost: Don’t push it, mate.

Price: But I still don’t get it. I know he’s funny and all but……HOW do they even see in this man?

*the three men kept staring at Kanoa talking with the three ladies*

Kanoa: *chuckled before he saw the three men staring at him* …… *giving them his Island charming smile before waving*

Price/Ghost/Alejandro: Oh…

Alejandro: For a Polynesian man……he has more charming smile than I have……

Price/Ghost: Yup…

Price: And I’m surprised he’s still single.

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Arthur’s Note: Kanoa knows the boundaries of flirting with women who are taken. He’s not like any other men who doesn’t care that they are in a relationship. He respects the ladies in their relationship.

Like damn it! Now I REALLY need to find him a GIRLFRIEND! I’m feeling bad right now for him!😭😭😭

Characters (Left -> Right)

Charlotte "Jade" Le Jardin -> @sleepyconfusedpotato

Alicia “Origin” Marchant -> @deeptrashwitch

Alyssa Martinez (Later Alyssa Price) -> @alypink

Kanoa Toa -> Me

[smilingsharks]

Hello, bratty little 💌 anon! I don’t know how old you are but this behaviour is honestly pathetic… You’re just a little attention whore and we know that! But just do what everyone else does and cry and beg on your blog where others don’t have to be affected by your constant whining.

Alyssa, here, has told you to back off. So why won’t you? It’s not even cute, just annoying. Do us all a favour and fuck off. That way you’d save us all the embarrassment and energy xx

Thank you, darling!

being a cute little messenger AGAIN

[barbspeaks]

barb why is everyone leaving 😞😞 WHAT IS HAPPENING

cause yk people like to be meannn

buttt how are you friendd

[dosthoeyevsky]

its my 28th birthday tomorrow so i want to say while i still can

- i am 27 years old

- i have no money and no prospects

- i'm already a burden to my parents

- i am frightened

[traumablcd]

Look it, Chris @bloodlct talking to Morgan, about something. But clearly, he can't take his eyes off Madison. But I can only imagine her in the 3rd gif, catching him looking at her. And she is talking to @sunomaly about seeing him and being like. " Aly, holy shit I think Chris is Watching Me. " In the last Gif she is telling Aly that he is pretending to tell Morgan something stupid to throw her off. Lol, these two. <3 <3 Those two so hot for each other.

[smilingsharks]

DO IT NOVAAA

I'm back..! >_< also, mutuals and followers... how many of you would be annoyed by me posting intensely about the great gatsby musical tomorrow... I need to talk about the ramifications of Jeremy Jordan's portrayal of Jay Gatsby on the yan community.... (once that album comes out all my mutuals need to listen /hj he's so yan coded it's so not even funny please PLEASE)