#also: PAINFULLY heterosexual
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i hated the ending as much as the next guy but even without that. like. the plot holes, the abandonded plot lines and character archs and relationships – and the ocean of lost possibilities on that front, and the way the writers don’t even seem to watch their own show by how many details about the characters and the world building they’ve seemingly forgotten??? this shit sucked ass man
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watching nobody wants this and im sad to report its one of the worst shows ive ever seen
#me every two seconds: they should break up#also why are people talking about the kiss and how its the most romantic on screen kiss in history…..#DID YALL NOT WATCH ADAM BRODY ON THE OC IN A SPIDERMAN COSTUME FALLING FROM A ROOF#HANGING UPSIDE DOWN#AND SUMMER KISSES HIM IN THE RAIN WHEN HES UPSIDE DOWN#AND CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA PLAYS……….#’summer what are you doing here’ ’what do you think cohen?’ *KISS*#INVENTED ROMANCE !!!!!!!!!#dont play with me .#also the show itself is just painfully booktok type heterosexual :(#however. adam brodys character is a butch lesbian. to me
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i need to spend more time with my homies. where are my queers. my faggots. my homosexuals. i am losing my mind
#brought to you by: i currently spend 9 hours a day with an experienced tram driver whos showing me the ropes#when you live in a queer bubble and suddenly youre forced to spend the majority of your time#with someone so painfully heterosexual and average. you can feel the joy drain out of you lol#thats a little dramatic but i would like her to shut uo every once in a while#someone with the most sick ass tattoo youve ever seen stands at the stop. her: oMG i nEvER uNdErStAnD wHy pEoPLe#cOveR tHeiR eNtiRe BodiEs iN taTtOos#SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!#also i would like her to gender me correctly every once in a while lmao. but that is so far from reality i wont even get my hopes up#i am salty and its late. good night
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very, very late question to an old work and I will perfectly understand if you don't want to reply to this and prefer not to bring the discussion toward your old works.
out of curiosity, how much did the hunger games, divergent, maze runner or other dystopian YA works of the time influence TGATNW?
the curiosity stemmed from the fact that while my initial perspective on your works were that they were a complete divergence from mainstream media due to its rawer, kinkier nature, a thought popped up that your works might have (purposefully?) satisfied the trends of the times they were created. the golden age (and fae tales soon after) was an appropriate dystopian rebellion story in the midst of the YA fever in 2014-2015 containing similar tropes.
On the other hand, falling falling stars and other efnisien centric works which address mental health and recovery more heavily than other works were published in the present day while shows on mental health discourse (for instance sex education and euphoria) are increasingly more popular. there are definitely exceptions, but those mentioned are some of your most prominent works.now that I think about it, my question might actually be: if at all, how do current trends influence your narratives? I think I remember a mention of these works' influences being old tales, so it would be interesting to hear how contemporary works have inspired you as well if it all.
thanks Pia! even if you don't reply, thanks for all the time and effort you've put into these works. they mean a lot and so much more to a many people.
This one is easy to answer:
my question might actually be: if at all, how do current trends influence your narratives?
So the TL;DR upfront -> I don't read, and often don't know about current trends. I have zero interest in writing to market. I hadn't read any of those books you mentioned when I wrote The Golden Age that Never Was with the exception of The Hunger Games, which came out over half a decade beforehand (except for the last installment in the trilogy, which was my least favourite lol).
In more detail:
I was inspired to write The Golden Age that Never Was - I can't believe I'm saying this - based on a dream I had in August, 2015.
I read Divergent for the first time in 2016 (er, so after I'd started TGATNW). I read book 1, gave it 2 stars, and don't remember anything about it. I haven't read Maze Runner and I know nothing about it.
Going back through my Goodreads account in 2013 and 2014, I read what looks like almost no books actually published in those years. I read books on cod (literally, the nonfiction book Cod, it's really very good), I read Manna Francis (defo not YA), I read nonfiction books on trauma, I read a bunch of Tricia Owens (M/M not YA), I read Eleanor & Park (YA but contemporary), I read a bunch of M/M, Hagio Moto's Zankoku na Kami ga Shihaisuru manga took over my life for a few months, and then I read a bunch more BL manga (none of it recently published that year) for consecutive months and checked out of anything written in the western world for almost half a year.
I got back into M/M at the end of / beginning of 2015 and it looks like that was all I was reading through all of 2015 with very few exceptions (one more Rainbow Rowell book, Station Eleven by Mandel, and nonfiction). I read no dystopian YA in the 2 year lead up to writing The Golden Age that Never Was. Not a single title. Out of like 200 titles. I didn't even read historical dystopian YA. I think we can safely say that was in no way a direct influence and I can bet you around $500 I had no idea it was a trend lmao.
I do not know exactly how to convey how little I give a shit about reading or responding to publishing trends. I don't care and have never cared. No, wait, I think I attempted to care for about 2 months after seeing a Facebook post about it and then was like 'wait, this is extremely demotivating' and stopped. There are some - few - absolute favourite authors who if they release a book, I will read it that year. (Like the latest Murderbot by Martha Wells). Otherwise I prefer generally not knowing what the trends are, and I don't read author blogs etc. that keep me updated on this. New genres rise and fall and by the time I hear of them, they've either already vanished, or new names have been invented for them.
I feel the same way about music and a lot of television as well. I started watching True Detective for the first time this year. A lot of the music I've listened to and discovered didn't release that music this year. And while I have watched and listened to things that did release this year, it was less because it was 'trendy' and more because they are musicians I've always listened to (Manchester Orchestra) or TV shows I would have wanted to watch anyway.
Also The Golden Age that Never Was isn't dystopian YA. But I wasn't reading much by the way of any dystopian romantic science fiction anyway (and certainly nothing released in those years), and no space operas or anything like that. If TGATNW synced up with any trends at all, it was a happy coincidence. But given I don't think it's YA, if people who only wanted to read dystopian YA found it, they were going to be really disappointed! Lmao.
Around 2013 I also just stopped reading anything heterosexual because I had a choice in the moment and exercised that choice. And I tell you - it's low key hilarious how much you get locked out of almost all the trends (certainly almost 10 years ago) anyway, if you exclusively read same sex.
I also just have general disdain for the idea of purposefully satisfying any kind of fiction trends in fanfiction. Like, no, that's not for me. I think that's a waste of my time, and it's not why I write fanfiction. I write fanfic for fun, and to me, looking at trends and writing to trends is one of the least fun things I can actually think of doing.
(Re: Your Sex Education / Euphoria example, I had to laugh. I haven't seen the latter, and the former I only watched for the first time late last year, when I'd already finished Falling Falling Stars.)
No trend has ever inspired anything I've ever written. And no book / show has ever directly inspired anything I've ever written too. I definitely have inspirations - everyone does - but like, yeah no, one of the reasons I let other people rec works similar to mine is because I can never think of any, because I write because of a perceived vacuum providing what I want to read. If what I want to read is already present and there's a lot of it, I won't write anything, because I don't need to. I am the opposite of an 'adding my book into the pile of a trend' author, like literally, that's a reason to not write for me.
I write what I don't see in the world, and it's pretty much that simple.
#asks and answers#personal#pia on writing#the golden age that never was#like i get that other people write trends very successfully#i hate doing it and i hate even knowing what the trends are#it never lasts and it leads to a bloat in that arena#and honestly anon most of that stuff is still painfully heterosexual#so it's not what i want to read anyway#reading almost exclusively m/m locks me out of almost all the trends#because this world is still heteronormative and writing trends#are still saturated in bigotry#it's gotten better slightly but not a great deal#there are also trends in M/M that i don't particularly care about either#like mafia romance being the rage for the last year or so#in dark m/m romance#like good for them if i feel like writing a mafia romance one day#it'll have nothing to do with what's trendy#will that lose me readers? probably#i can't remember what divergent was about but my review was very scathing and i didn't read any future books fsdalfkajsd
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beatles from most to least heterosexual = RINGO paul george john
#txt#i feel like pauls beautifully femmed up face makes everyone forget how painfully heterosexual he is.#emotionally charged relationship with john notwithstanding hes like so straight.#they'll strike me down for saying this but its true#also john being on the gay end of the spectrum isnt a victory to be clear. its a burden.#yoko telling us all on twitter that he would have been bisexual isn't information that i wanted but it would be revisionist not to mention
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my favourite atla fanfic trope is Iroh pulling. i love all fanfiction but it only gets better when a subplot is about how iroh has mad game.
#atla#avatar: the last airbender#uncle iroh#sidenote: painfully heterosexual ladies' man Iroh being confused but very supportive of his El Gee Bee Tee nephew is also very good
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usually i'm more or less tolerant with sloppy writing but how are you as a big production podcast with an FBI consultant on the team gonna make me believe an undercover agent / analyst does not know how to recover deleted photos from her own phone
#also it's painfully heterosexual#i need to stop listening to realm podcasts#someone recommend me a good audiodrama quick
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one of my main interests is kpop and sometimes im like "huh why am i not on kpop tumblr. what are people posting about kpop on this site." and then i check the tag for literally any group i stan. and its just. x reader smut fic. x reader smut fic. x reader smut fic. airport photos taken by stalkers. x reader smut fic. and im like. ok yeah this is why im not on kpop tumblr bc none of you post like normal people.
#like to be clear nothing wrong with writing whatever fic u wanna write#just like HOW is that all there is#why are there no regular posts???#also the smut is always the most painfully heterosexual shit ive ever seen like whats up with that
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Incredibly random but im so annoyed by asta/yuno as a ship. Stop trying to make them fit the sasunaru mold this is even worse than with yuji and megumi because asta and yuno are Brothers ????
#'oh but they arent really related' ??? they were adopted by the same people and grew up together since they were babies#the other kids see them as brother figures???#also its sooo obvious that people see a light/dark rival duo and jump to force them into a sasunaru dynamic#regardless of how they are in canon#theres no gay vibes between them they are SO brother coded does the story have to spell it out for you?????#so tired of seeing this in the tag#also black clover as a series is so painfully heterosexual cmon now#if u want a character to be gay at least look at the ones that do have gay vibes (finral. MEREOLEONA...)
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thinking about the yaoi swag of our 38yo single office lead well too bad he’s the only man in our clinic no chance for a office yaoi romance </3
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i've been reading The Devil Venerable Also Wants To Know and fhdjsjFHDJS YALL SHOULD ALSO READ IT ITS SO FUNNY AND SO GOOD
#yeah it's xianxia#it reads like a fixit fic that turned a painfully heterosexual cliched story into an extremely touching gay ballad#and you get to see every step of the fixit bc the one who's doing the fixing is THE PROTAG#also do not mention sv bc i personally think this story is WAY better than sv you won't hear any sv praise from me if you try to compare
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, speed-dating is such a fucking creepy concept to me
#also painfully heterosexual#Valentine’s Day means two speed dating events we have to run at work in a week and oof#and like the fucking lock and key thing? a) so disgustingly euphemistic b) just an excuse for creeps to grope people#also like…three minutes is not enough time to get to know someone - especially when you’re in such a weird setting#EVERYONE’s vibes are off at a speed dating event.#I normally only have to work one a month but February there are always three I have to work and it just…ugh I fucking hate them#the one actually on Valentine’s Day is going to be fucking dreadful#the desperation that lingers in every corner will be thick enough to cut with a knife
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oops guess who watched 30 episodes of The Vampire Diaries in 42 hours, cried their eyes out, and has a headache
I just finished season 2 and ouch
#I can't believe I'm saying this because it's such a straight show but#I actually really like it?#in terms of lame straight vampire romance? it's WAY better than Buffy honestly#way more compelling in that regard. like I love Buffy but the vampire romance drama in Buffy is at best D tier#I'd actually give this like....maybe as generous as a B minus#nothing straight can get over a B plus but the characters are actually compelling compared to Angel#Angel is a stale pancake of a character#are Damon and Stefan revolutionary? no. they're kinda bland? but not anywhere near Angel bland#I'm genuinely interested in every major character honestly#Katherine Pierce? the ultimate poor little meow meow. evil girlboss. I can't help it I'm gay and I love her.#also the core friend group is kinda like a superior version of the Scoobies#SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THERE'S NO XANDER#I'm comparing it to Buffy a lot because it's clear there was some influence in the format#I didn't expect to be anywhere near as interested in Caroline as I am honestly she's one of my top characters so far#anyway the show has a lot of character deaths in it. including lots of close family member deaths.#and that stirred up some stuff#that's why I cried my eyes out if you were wondering it wasn't the straight drama#am I emotionally invested in the show and characters? yes. but I mean christ I'm still gay.#in case anyone was afraid me watching a painfully heterosexual show and liking it meant my blog was hacked#like nah the straight drama is something I'm tolerating because the characters and story and worldbuilding grabbed me#I'm a sucker for vampire stuff ok cut a girl some slack I support women's wrongs#(I started watching it like 90% because of Katherine Pierce and I was right)#would I recommend this show to a friend? that's another question entirely. it's not BAD. it's just very straight.#so buyer beware I guess? I like the characters and plot enough to put up with it#evil Nina Dobrev is my type okay don't judge me don't look at me while I'm watching the meow meow
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its hard to overstate just how much more enjoyable ellen is compared to literally everybody else in this game
#god her personality is just so much more palatable everyone else kind of blows#i guess im fine w ted hes okay. just has a few annoying moments but i might also be kinder bc i remember him in the short story#where he was just this raging angry misogynist who would say the most vile things about ellen for the crime of not fucking him#vs in the game he just has a mildly delusional crush and painfully heterosexual fantasy world ideas...#which is tolerable! i can stand that at least he isnt actively making me angry for half his story like fucking gorrister#avpost
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had a full convo with one of my roommates today for the first time and found out he is painfully heterosexual. like. every woman he mentioned had a lengthy debrief about what he found attractive about them and how big their tits were painfully heterosexual. used gay as an insult while talking to the gay couple painfully heterosexual. but also he knew what camp meant??? art school is a confusing place
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i’m 100% vagueposting here but so many very popular BSD analyses are essentially just huge reaches that can be easily disproven, made due to a deep misunderstanding of the narrative and a lack of genuine respect for the process of analyzing.
i’ve seen entire essays on how Dazai didn’t abuse Akutagawa, and how Akutagawa doesn’t abuse Higuchi. i’ve seen post after post discount the importance of the trust that rests within Double Black. i’ve seen people argue over whether or not Kunikida’s ideals are healthy.
and half the damn time, sources aren’t cited whatsoever: there’s no quotes or manga panels used anywhere!! scenes and moments will be referenced, but without a proper citation there’s so many different ways you can present and misconstrue what actually happened. and with a series like BSD, where so many aren’t able to read the light novels or watch the movie or read the manga, that can change so much.
and then it’ll be revealed that the author only spends like,, 3-4 hours max on the entire process behind one post. the information gathering, the writing, the formatting + aesthetics, and then the posting. if you’ve never gotten deep into analyzing media before, just know that 3-4 hours is a painfully short amount of time to give an analysis.
it boggles my mind, too, because it will be these exact kinds of posts that are written with nothing but contempt for the readers. their words will be laced with pure annoyance and distaste for the audience and general fandom. i’ve even witnessed people publicly insult commenters who praised them, calling them stupid sheep for being hyperbolic in their compliments. it’s cruel, and incredibly mean-spirited.
speaking of which, there’s also a conversation to be had about how bigotry impacts these discussions. several character analyses i’ve seen have been nothing but poorly-masked attempts at discounting popular queer ships, or ignoring the abuse present in heterosexual ones to provide an alternative. but that’s… its own entire can of worms that i’ll crack open at a later date.
tl;dr, think critically, and always for yourself. an analysis shouldn’t be trying to end a conversation, they should always be seen as an addition to them. the author attempting anything else is a major red flag. you should always be trying to find the parts of analyses that you agree and disagree with!! don’t let anyone tell you want to think, that is for you and you alone to decide.
i know this is honestly seems like a non-issue, but media literacy is an incredibly important skill to have in the real world, and it starts with the very media (and commentary of said media) you consume. stay critical chat ily
#haven’t seen this on tumblr for the most part but other corners of the fandom are. foul#if requested i can go deeply into several of the points i am vagueing.#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#rant#bsd analysis#hey mutuals who are in the discord. you guys know exactly what caused this post.#i am nothing if not a bitch who complains <3
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