#also this is a No-O66 AU but the war's not over yet
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Behold: a snippet from Midnight Snacks, Space PowerPoints, And Jedi-Nightsister Intercultural Relations, a future fic from the Problem Children AU...
“Come no closer!”
Cal froze in place, slowly lowering from his tiptoes to stand on the soles of his boots.
Then he turned his datapad on and noted:
Weird echoing voice ability??
Turning it off again, he cleared his throat and spoke. “Um, hello, weird voice Nightsister lady?”
For a moment, Weird Voice Lady didn’t reply, but then she demanded:
“You… are a child.”
“No, I’m not!” he scowled. “I’m a Jedi Initiate, my name is Cal Kestis, and I—I was hoping I could… interview one of you?”
Weird Voice Lady took an even longer time to reply, and Cal looked around, fidgeting. The holding cells all around him were empty and dark, with the plasma barriers turned off. Far down the hall, he could see one glowing red spot, which was the cell where the three Nightsisters were being held until, probably, the Council figured out what to do.
It wasn’t every day a couple Darkside-users showed up on your doorstep, invoking an ancient law of sanctuary after the rest of their people were killed.
But the Weird Voice was coming from near him, and getting closer, not from the cell down the hall, which was strange.
“I do not understand, Cal Kestis.”
He swallowed his nervousness, reminding himself that this was definitely a good idea and could in no way end in his death, and tried to explain. “In my Cultural Studies class, we have to do a presentation on the culture of another group of Force-users, about their philosophy and how it’s similar to ours and how it’s different. I was going to do mine on the Guardians of the Whills, but then you came here and I thought, um… that being the only one in my class to use a primary source would make up for me writing it the night before it was due?”
“You… want to do a presentation on the Nightsisters. Because you procrastinated.”
“Well.” Cal paused, thought, and shrugged. “Yes?”
“Do you know, I could have killed you?”
“Yeah. But I’m desperate. This presentation is a quarter of my grade.”
For the third time, Weird Voice Lady stopped to think.
“I will trade you, Cal Kestis. I will tell you about my people. In return… you will bring me to the place in your Temple that serves food.”
“An interview for a midnight snack?”
“I am hungry.”
Cal folded his datapad in his arms and rocked on his heels, frowning. “I can’t let you out of the cell, though.”
“You don’t have to.”
There was a sound behind him, a twinkle of green light, and when he spun around, he saw… a girl, standing there.
“I let myself out.”
Cal looked back over his shoulder at the cell—it was still turned on, the plasma barrier up—then back to the girl.
“Did you teleport or something?”
A smile tugged her lips. “Perhaps.”
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(This AU has published fics! They take place about a year or two after this snippet.)
#(for reference: cal is 11-ish and merrin is about 13)#also this is a No-O66 AU but the war's not over yet#and this AU Obi-Wan and Ventress both have padawans. obi wan's padawan is a psychometric mirialan boy and ventress's is a nightsister.#(and theyre hardcore crushing on each other but refuse to admit it)#which makes this even funnier because now. there are THREE psychometric jedi and nightsister duos#oh oh also. guess who's helping teach Cal's cultural studies class#i'll give you a hint. it's trilla suduri.#and she's about to have the most insane day of her life tomorrow#the problem children au#fic snippet#fic sneak peek#cal kestis#nightsister merrin
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Older sisters
post war, O66 never happened, Au.
Ahsoka had been loved, cherished as a little sibling.
She'd dealt with a rash of over protective brothers, that despite their physical circumstances managed to hit all the awkward preteen sibling experiences. Like giving her stern lectures on boys. Cheering on her first crush. Being generally awkward about puberty. And stuttering around obvious sex jokes they wanted to make so bad, but couldn't because she was there.
She'd been the kid sister, in all the little mundane ways that made their relationships rich, that swelled her heart with affection.
But she'd been more than that too. She had to be. Through whatever cruel circumstances, men that would slap their hands over a chatty brother's mouth to keep him from making a dick joke in front of her would also bow to her order. She held their lives in her hands. It was a concept she never truly wrapped her head around. And maybe never would. But it was a responsibility that she took very seriously.
First on the battlefield doing every damn thing she could to keep them alive. Then in front of the senate and al over the holoweb and anywhere she could get people to listen to her; To listen to them. Then briefly in the war again. And now, now she was the shepherd leading them into the galaxy. Not as soldiers but as free men.
Ahsoka was responsible for the clones in a way that many of them did not comprehend. They still believed that she was their kid sister. Little 'soka, come to play house with them while they all figured out how to live. And she allowed them to think that. She enjoyed it. Needed it even. Needed them to believe that they were taking care of her and not the other way around. Needed them to feel useful. Needed them to not feel indebted towards her. Not like some of the clones did.
Dogma, Rex, Cody, Tup. Too many brothers still looked to her with gratitude in their eyes. With a knee jerk response to do whatever she commended of them.
She didn't want that. She wanted them to figure out on their own how to be men. men who ran their own live. Who made their own calls.
But that didn't release Ahsoka of her responsibility. She may have left the public advocation for clones in more trained hands, Like Senators Chuchi and Amidala. Or the Jedi council. Or the new Mandalorian government. But Ahsoka handled the nity grity. the detail work. Ahsoka taught them as individuals, how to budget, how to pay bills, how to travel without GAR resources. All things she'd had to learn on her own.
She has a unique perspective living amongst men who were simultaneously much older and much younger than her.
Or, at least, she'd thought it was a unique experience.
When Echo turned up, he brought company. And lots of it. Clone force 99 were some of the roughest men she'd seen outside of the outer rim. Certainly rougher around the edges than any clone she'd ever worked with.
They were pleasant enough. Just strange for clones. Wrecker was a trendous help to have during the building process of the little compound they were putting together. As was Hunter. He was an excellent leader. He was deffinitly no Clone Commander. Every CC that Ahsoka had worked with had the same bow to bow acknowledgement of Ahsoka. Recognizing her rank and trusting her intuition. Hunter had no such inclinations.
It was actually refreshing. He argued with her more than anyone else did. Never hostile arguments. They were all civil. He as just a particular man with many opinions about how she was running just about any aspect of the compound. He argued with her the same as he would with any other clone. He broke the seal on making crude jokes in front of her. And was generally a pushy crass soldier in her presence.
And the compound benefited from it.
CF99 didn't strike her as the kind of solders who were ready to settle down yet. They still had that itch under their skins to get out there and do somthing. Anything.
She hadn't expected them to make any real effort to stick around until she met the reason that they did.
Omega was just the most perfect ray of sunshine that Ahsoka had ever met. She was kind, resilient, and optimistic. Even in the face of her most brazen and unlikable brother, Crosshair.
In a sea of brothers Ahsoka found herself a sister. She blames the little blonde girl for how Hunter puts up with Ahsoka's presence. Ahsoka and Omega clicked in that primal almost telepathic way that young girls do. Like magnets drawn to each other and disrupting the electromagnetic fields around them, bringing something young and untamed out of Ahsoka who at barely 18 often felt old.
They were close, which is why it didn't take Ahsoka long to recognize a pattern she wasn't aware even existed in anyone else, or ever could.
Despite her physical age Omega had a lot of authority with her brothers. They were quick to do almost anything she asked of them. Like a herd of new parents scrambling to keep their child happy. Many children would have become spoiled on the attention. Getting anything they wanted out of their guardians. But not Omega. With her big heart and her many years more life experience than her brothers. She used to her influence to take care of them.
To lure them to sleep with bleary eyed stories of bad dreams. Or forcing a decent eating schedule on them by insisting on having one for herself and making everyone else join her. Or railing in their wandering spirits with games, and challenges, and new emotional frontiers instead of the endless expanse of the galaxy. Or smoothing over their arguments with a subtlety that Ahsoka admired.
She was wise far beyond her years, and as much as she could twist her face into the bright eyed gleam of innocence Ahsoka often caught her looking contemplative and nurturing as she studied her brother. She ruled their lives with a gentle care almost motherly.
Another little big sister dedicating herself to keeping her brothers alive and together.
It was the only way Ahsoka could live her life after the war. And it seemed whatever happened in the labs on Kamino had the same effect of Omega.
She opened her heart to her little sister. Made a space where they could exist, exactly as they were. Kindred spirits in the galaxy. Living for love and learning to love living again. That dimming of something old and wizened in their eyes slowly transformed from something painful to something contented.
As they played their roles of kid sisters and eldest siblings.
#star wars#ahsoka tano#tbb omega#clone wars#sw tcw#tcw#501st#captain rex#commander cody#tbb#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#sw the bad batch#sw tbb#bad batch#clone force 99#I did not edit this one bit i didn't even reread it#take it as it is#may expand on this later#oneshot#platonic relationships#platonic love#nontraditional family dynamics
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Oh! Since you're very good at fic recs (I enjoyed the ones I've read!), do you have any suggestions for post-O66/no-O66/O66-happens-differently where Anakin goes to rehab (also known as gets the darkside slapped tf out of him)? Thanks in advance!
Hmm, I don't think I've ever read a fic wherein Anakin gets professional help for his myriad of issues. Looked through my bookmarks and found some where he does work through his trauma and straightens out that rat-on-a-wheel he calls a brain, though:
This was no time for sadness. The war had ended; the darkness had lost. A new life was being born, right here and now, in the ashes of the old one. alternatively: after their relationship is made public, Anakin and Padmé try to re-discover their happy ending on Naboo
One where Anakin kills Palpatine rather than join him, and has to figure out his life from there, all written from Sola's POV
Anakin Falls…Then stops, thinks, gets mad, and saves the galaxy. But that doesn’t mean he’s out of hot water just yet. Or; Following Palpatine’s assassination, Anakin and Padmé hide out on Naboo to fix their marriage and prepare for parenthood, while the Order hunts for the Fallen Jedi, and Obi-Wan angsts over the fate of his former padawan. Or; Yet Another Schmoopy “Everyone Lives” AU that literally no one asked for; in which the most Our Heroes have to contend with are Decades of Emotional Baggage, Overreaching Monks, Unrequited Love, and Colicky Infants. But who’s to say none of that isn’t just as terrifying as a megalomaniacal despot?
this one's in a similar vein to now i want my letters white again
What could be called but isn’t death, or Leia Organa doesn't kill the man formerly known as Anakin Skywalker
A time traveling Leia saves extra crispy Anakin post-Mustafar and bullies him into being a better person
Realizing I need to find more Anakin goes to therapy fics lmao. If anyone has any recs, I'd greatly appreciate it!
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ooh 1 2 7 and 10 for a fic of your choice!!
Hi Cato! Gonna talk about my Corries No Order 66 AU because it's so beloved.
1. How long have you been working on the WIP?
It's been rattling around in my brain for a while, but it really started to coalesce into its own AU, distinct from the other vague no o66 AUs I write, when I wrote Over This By Now at the end of November. So quite a while considering I've yet to post any of it lsakdgjklg
2. What tropes or fandom headcanons are you involving? Are you challenging any tropes or headcanons?
Well, it’s me, so it’s going to be whump and hurt/comfort. Also, No Order 66 is in itself a Star Wars fandom trope. I suppose you could say I’m challenging it as well as using it, because everything is definitely not sunshine and rainbows in the aftermath. I think there are a lot of interesting social and political issues to be poked at with the clones and the Jedi and I do so love to poke. [author’s note: though I love to poke (verb: to point at or jab), I do not love poke (noun: dish involving vegetables and raw seafood). I do not like poke bowls. Please do not feed them to me.]
I’ve got a lot of Coruscant Guard headcanons that I’ll be using in this fic, but the major one, which is a subplot, isn’t one I’ve shared yet!
It’s more of a plot point than a headcanon, but essentially, Fox catches pneumonia some time during the second year of the war. He never quite manages to kick it, and it lingers for a few months, sometimes flaring up (and traumatizing poor Thire as seen in Over This By Now). He doesn’t fully recover from it until shortly after the war’s official end, which in this fic happens in 21 BBY.
Note: I don’t know the term for pneumonia that lingers like what I’m describing. From what I can tell, it’s not exactly walking pneumonia, which seems to refer to less severe rather than lingering pneumonia. I know it’s something that happens, though, because it happened to a hockey teammate of mine a few years back. As always, I’m not a doctor, I just play one on AO3.
7. Do you listen to music while writing your WIP? If so, what? Do you have a playlist?
It depends! I don’t have a playlist for this particular fic, and I don’t usually like listening to music with lyrics while writing. I find it distracting. Most of the time, if I listen to anything, I listen to lofi. Star Wars Lofi Hip Hop is a classic and a fave, as are Monterey Bay Aquarium’s many hits on Krill Waves Radio.
10. Is your WIP an AU or canon-compliant? Either way, talk about any research you had to do, lore you had to make, or timelines you had to screw with to make it work. Talk about what makes your universe tick!
Well, it’s definitely an AU. It’s maybe The Most AU I have going right now without straying out of Star Wars all together. I’m still working on how exactly the war ended (I know, I know, that’s the important part), but I can say it wasn’t through anything like the typical fandom trope of “something’s wrong with the Guard and people find out” (though I do like that trope and there is absolutely something wrong with the GAR). I’m thinking of putting my Thrawn hat on and bringing my favorite Unknown Regions Blue Bastards into it but ssshhh I’m not sure about that yet.
This question is making me realize that I need to write things down or else they get lost in my head BUT ANYWAYS
A big part of the universe is the development of clone trooper culture beyond Kamino and the war, and considering what it means to start truly living in the middle of your life. I want to experiment (and have the characters experiment) with different living arrangements and jobs and ways of doing things and relating to the world, so I’m brushing off a bit of my psychiatry and psychology research to think about what would be a good way to live for a group of people like the Guard. I’m also spending a lot of time thinking about what they’d want, how they’d want to go about making new lives for themselves.
I didn’t really have to play around with the timeline, because I’m just cutting the war short in the middle, and it’s not a lore-heavy story so far, so I’m going to leave off here. Thank you for the questions!
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And Nothing Bad EVER Happened!AU Brainstorming
Y'all know the drill: If you're under the age of 18, DNI with this post/this blog. Nothing NSFW under the cut, but just in case~
So I'm going to put a bunch of these ideas in a fic/under a specific tag at some point, but I'm Having Thoughts™ about what exactly happens and how things work
First of all, nothing bad ever happened doesn't mean that nobody dies. Lots of people died. It was a fucking war, of course people died. But the war DOES end early in this AU - maybe Dooku gets killed by Anakin and Obi-Wan/the Jedi and Palpatine gets discovered. Maybe not killed so there's still high stakes, maybe the rest of the war efforts are spent trying to kill him and protect whoever will replace him (Bail Organa Bail Organa Bail Organa Bail Org-).
O66 obviously does not happen because like - come on. Palpatine was right there, how could they not sense the Dark Side just pouring off of him once he's realized he's been discovered? IDK, I can't claim to know all there is to know about Star Wars lore, but maybe someone manages to prevent him from sending the order out. And maybe the inhibitor chips are very secretly removed or deactivated in order to not arouse suspicion. (For personal reasons, I think the most important ones to start with would be the Guard/the 501st/212th.)
Honestly in this AU, I think one of the most poetic things that could happen is Anakin sacrificing himself to kill Sidious. Maybe it almost works - maybe while Sidious and Anakin are facing off against each other, Siddies almost successfully talks Anakin into turning against the Jedi. He's faced a lot of hardships becoming a Jedi - Sidious can offer him power, and can help him ensure that Padme never dies. But in this AU, Anakin perceives that as a threat against his wife. And his twins, who were born mere hours before this big fight. So he dies for her and his kids, in front of the members of the Council who'd come for the final showdown. IDK who lands the killing blow - maybe Obi-Wan, maybe Plo Koon, WHO KNOWS. But because of this, Anakin is still lauded as a hero, as the chosen one, because he resisted Palpatine's attempts and whittled him down so he could be killed.
Padme is never quite the same after his death, but I think she lives long enough to see Luke and Leia make it to their preteens-young adulthood. She's still a senator and a strong woman, but her heart just sort of breaks slowly over the years and she never recovers. I'm not gonna give her Disney-Mom-Syndrome and say she gets killed off while they're itty bitty children. Luke and Leia know that their parents loved them.
So obviously, with their dad gone, everyone around the Skywalker-Amidala family take on the 'it takes a village to raise a child' mentality. Uncle-Obi is arguably the closest father figure they have, though Rex and Cody come in at a very close second. Ahsoka also is a steady figure in their lives, and if anyone were to train Leia I could see it being her. (Also Leia and Padme have a very similar dynamic to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.) Luke I could see joining the Jedi Order later on down the line.
Speaking of later down the line: Serious reforms are made to the Jedi Code. Particularly the age at which children are taken in. Padme in particular is a HUGE advocate for this, bringing up Anakin's case and treatment to drive home the point. The Jedi Order isn't perfect, but nothing ever is in this universe.
Speaking of things not being perfect...how 'bout them Clones?
So for the clone army, when the war ends and the inhibitor chips are all either removed or deactivated safely, the Republic and the clones are just staring at each other like 'what do.' Because seriously, what do you do with hundreds of thousands (or a million, I know the sources aren't reliable about that) of cloned soldiers who are now left without a war to fight in?
Well, first of all, give them fucking basic human rights. Yet again Padme and Bail are the ones to spearhead this, with the Jedi Order being very loudly supportive of this. It's pretty much a unanimous decision, though I can see the seeds of future villainous bullshit being planted by those who drag their feet about it.
More in part 2 bc tumblr hates blocks of text HEE HEE
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Bad Batch 1x01 spoilers
I've never done something like this before, but I figured I'd start. Reactions to the first episode of The Bad Batch. (This ended up being a lot longer than I intended, but whatever)
Spoilers under the cut
Red logo burning away starts strong
Yay narrator dude!!
Feels like clones wars
Animated rots scenes!!
And what grevious did after the rots beginning
HOLY SHIT DEPA!!!!!
And caleb right???
And we're in
Omg who voiced young caleb bc it sounds a lot like fpj but aged down and he def doesn't sound like the 14 I know he was when this happened
I like how we started out on familiar characters but not ahsoka or anyone from tcw. We started w young kanan and his master and we know what happened to them and all but if anyone watching hasn't seen rebels they wouldn't be lost as to who caleb and depa are, they'd just assume they're random jedi in o66
Good ol droid screaming as it falls off a cliff
Wow. Them.
I love crosshair
And wrecker
And tech
And echo
And hunter
B1's are so dumb
Lmao the salt from hunter
I feel like depas forehead pearls are a bit unrealistically large but I have no cultural standpoint to really know so...
Caleb's voice is too deep in the same way that jack frost from rotg's voice doesn't match his character model
Ah wrecker not really knowing what she means and echo, the one who has been trained to deal w people and hung out w ani and obi is just like 'thanks general'
Obes kenobes mention
Why is echo so pale
Depa and caleb feel a little too pale too tbh I wonder if it's the lighting or the whitewashing
Wow caleb is a lot like ezra, I can see why kanan wanted to train him lol
Is this what separates caleb and depa, leading to her telling him to run??? Do I need to read dume???
Oh no
Noooooooooo
Bb didn't get the order!
Oh caleb nooooo! Nooooooo they didn't receive that order, they can help you!!!
And he's gone
Oh I need an au where caleb stayed with bb and they helped him after depa died
Hunter sounds so much like rex it's weird like ik they're supposed to sound the same but it feels like wrecker is replacing rex or something. Even tho ik rex's story is over for the time being
Crosshair, no! Don't shoot at him! He's baby
Oh no did crosshair get o66???? It didn't seem to trigger anything in any of the rest of them, but is crosshair close enough to 'reg' for it to have triggered???
😭😭good soldiers follow orders
"sure thing, boss" "hey hunter got a sitch"
Crosshair acting sus
Oh I love watching padawans fight, they're so good!!
I hope that hit to the tree did a lil cognitive recalibration for crosshair, he was acting crazy
Caleb looks so scared!! He just watched his master get gunned down by his friends and now strange clones are trying to kill him/confusing him
Oh caleb
Oh no crosshair don't try to kill him!! Hunters trying to help!
Also hunter doesn't sound as much like rex w the helmet off, but it's weird bc most of the clones are distinguishable by voice even w helmets on. I guess it's the 'im in charge' voice
Star wars if caleb had gone w the bb
Oh hunter u sly dog lying to crosshair so he doesn't go after him. U gotta figure out why crosshair responded to o66 and no one else in ur unit did
Oh crosshair knows he's been lied to
I will always love coming-out-of-hyperspace shots
Ooh kamino, always nice this time of year
Echo is done w wrecker
Why hasn't crosshair taken his helmet off yet, lil bit sus
They better get his chip out on kamino, I don't wanna deal w this
Oof hunter
Oh who’s that, giving me cloud city vibes
Extreme cloud city vibes wow
Never realized how many clones are just on kamino
Coruscant guard?!?! FOX?!?!
The vibes here, omg
‘The war is over’ wow
Oh no who was that
A female jedi, doesn’t appear to be shaak, couldn’t see any montrals but never know, we don’t officially know how or where she died
Ok wow none of the bb has their helmets on except for crosshair, who got the order. The regs around kamino all have their helmets on. That scene in victory and death when ahsoka took rex’s helmet off-
And crosshair, he’s actins strange too
Oh tech, do u guys get bullied by regs a lot??
I love their barracks
Lol he finally took his helmet off only to stick a toothpick in his mouth, can he get anymore cliched?
Wrecker is seeming a lot more infantilized than he was in the s7 eps...
Yeah crosshair’s being sus
Ooh, he shifted his toothpick
Lmao ‘what programming’
Well documented my ass
Tech’s speech patterns are so stiff and robotic, it’s like he has to remind himself to talk in basic instead of binary or some shit
Tech throwing shade at crosshair
I can’t quite tell if we’re supposed to like crosshair at this point
Lmao we been knew
Oop ‘more machine than man’ the vader parallels are serving folks
Understatement.
Ugh sheev
Crusty ass bitch
Straight from rots wow
Who is the mystery child and why does he look mandalorian
Ooh he gone
Oh no, the beninning of the empire
Cheering?? Why?!?
That imperial march fade in tho
Thank you echo
Oh shit mystery child is female
Omega, I would not have guessed the pronunciation of your name by reading it wow
She def seems mandalorian
Ugh kaminoans
Oh the kaminoan pronounced it as it usually is, huh.
Omega’s character model def seems more masculine than female, I now headcanon her as trans
Ugh tarkin, I hate that crusty bitch
Empire politics ugh
I love how much shade is being thrown at tarkin and his stormtrooper proposal lmao
Why do all these clones have the standard haircut?? ik them boys like their variety, even if these boys are still under o66′s programming
Wrecker you’re being extremely loud
They’re all being loud in the mess, why
They remember, kid
Lol child
Oh my sweet summer children
The dad instinct was clearly passed genetically from jango lol all these clones got it
Why are background characters so mean? What about it, shiny? Why is ur hair regulation, reg??
The Sad Batchn omg the slander
Lol the food fight I’ve read about in the fics, its finally happening!
Is she.... australian??
The over-animation of character movements in this is reminding me of the looser style of rebels, as opposed to the more clunky style of tcw
Lmao he’s still got food on him
Food fight!!
‘Not again’???!!! Echo!! Wdym not again?! Food fights have happened before?!?? Wait. W bb or w torrent, bc I can see torrent having food fights on the resolute-
Crosshair’s just eating his food until someone messes
I like how echo still has his kamas
Oh no echo!!
Oh echo’s trauma, he doesn’t trust medical droids! Where’s kix when u need him, huh?
Lol, comically long name for a robot trope is alive and well, huh
Lmao the droid lowers his voice like ik this is a perceived bad thing, but I will not tolerate this slander, boys u need to get off kamino
‘The shock’ lmao whyyy
Lmao tech!!
Oh, echo recognized tarkin from the citadel!
‘When you blew up’ lmao
Oh they make me sad
Aaaaah fox!
Man the domino squad nostalgia
Those droids look cool
This is a neat scene, I like seeing them in action
Wrecker reminding me of hevy, but he’s got the training and success to back it up
Live fire???? No!!
Ugh I hate tarkin
Oh no wtecker
Did he just get shot!???!
Oh no crosshair, be careful!
Tarkin’s trying to kill them!!!
Lol wrecker I love you
Echo using his mech hand as a weapon, truly an arc
Now I wanna see what happened on felucia
I like how tech’s just sitting on the droid’s shoulders
And hunter just had a knife
These boys, I love them
Oh no tech bby
Hot damn that was cool
Wrecher things so too lmao
Tarkin’s like “why didn’t that work??’
Oh new baby clones
No tf they could not, they would never serve the empire and those bitches
I love that they have a window apartment lol
Ugh tarkin u shifty
They all stand at attention, only after glaring at tarkin
Oh no onderon
I hate tarkin, he’s a bitch
How quickly could bitch lord and darth sad have replaced the armory on kamino??
Crosshair still acting sus
Neither does echo, kid
No.
I like omega.
Crosshair, with the sassy hand on the hip-
What does that even mean?? Or elude to??
Lmao tech messing w wrecker, they rlly r bros
Its prob the vegetation
Oh, I missed onderon, but not this much
Lol the put-upon sigh
Its clearly saw and his rebels
Saw! Looking sharp, what’s w the hair....
That’s a very geometric beard, saw
They didn’t kill any jedi!
That’s not what happened, tech
‘The clones’ bitch that was rex and ahsoka, check urself
Aw, I’ve always like the design of imperial probe droids
Thank you, echo
It seems like crosshair’s o66 programming and his mutation are warring w his morals
Lmao the shade
I knew she was an enhanced clone!
Oh, so she is (at least on paper) trans! She’s a clone of jango, and yet she’s female! That must be her modification, but it makes me wonder why
Lol *flicks toothpick*
Aw, they have a picture of themselves! Recent-ish, too, its got echo!
Oh no, AZI!
The difference between them arriving earlier and now, the lack of escort...
Creepy how they had to open the hanger door themselves
Oh no! Everyone!
The coruscant guard, I wish they had gotten better
Tarkin u dramatic bitch
‘The brig’ this ain’t some tallship
Lol echo that shade
Their blacks are different from the ones seen in the past
Crosshair, stop being a bitch
Oh, I don’t like that phrase!! And the fact that crosshair screamed it in echo’s face makes me uneasy. Did rex fill echo in on why fives died?? I hope so...
Crosshair, ur chip hurting??
This child, I like her.
No! Don’t hit hunter!
No crosshair!!!!
I dislike this immensly
So they do still have inhibitor chips!
Tarkin you monster
Oh poor crosshair
ihatethisihatethisihatethis
Lol tech I love you
Wrecker you sweet pea
Lol that’s adorable
I love how they form a “wall” its so suspicious
He was about to say that, omega
Aaww, echo protective boi
Wrecker shut up tf
That was cool
Sneaky bois
This reminds me of rex and ahsoka sneaking around in v&d
Echo runs so stupid
Oh no they winter soldier’d him!
If he says who the hell is crosshar, I will lose my shit
Yes, he has. They took it from him.
The toothpick
I wonder how they’re gonna get crosshair back to normal
Not good that they nabbed the sniper
Oh, crosshair shot him in the same place he got hit during training!
Ooh, a kaminoan on their side!
I hope omega doesn’t die
Poor trigger etiquette, crosshair
Wonder if omega has any speciality training
They’re just gonna leave him there!?!?!?!?!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Omega reminds me of young boba
Oh, so its in her dna
Go back for crosshair!!
Holy fucking shit that was amazing! I didn’t expect it to be that long, but I’m not complaining! This ended up being a lot longer than I anticipated, but I don’t feel like cutting anything out, so sorry for the long post but at least I put it under a cut.
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So, I’m officially back in me home town. And, my head still hurts (rip). But, before I really crack down on threads, Imma post my current Wishlist for the muses. Gonna put it under a read more though, cause it’ll be LONG, cause five muses.
General wants:
Modern au stuff, which is my own true weakness
Pokemon aus! Give them all to me
More threads in main verse with the muses that aren’t Shaak too, I love her but for real guys she’s not the only one
Fluff
Angst
Fluffy angst
Shaak specifically:
Padawan Shaak, before she was a graceful Jedi Master and more or less space Rapunzel. Most suited peeps for this are other older Jedi Masters so like, Qui Gon and Plo Koon and Mace Windu, for example.
Younger Jedi Shaak, before she was a Master but she’s a little more settled with herself, probably around the point when she first took on Fe Sun as a padawan. Same characters apply here, but with bonuses of like, bby Obi Wan and crew.
Someone confronting her during the loss of Fe Sun, specifically for comfort fluff. She needs snuggles at this point in time, and someone to probably tell her she isn’t alone on her morning
Shaak with clones, especially lil baby clones. Give me Togruta mama and her little boys, P L S
Shaak and Plo in general tbh, platonic or shipping, I don’t care. I need my clone parent bffsies back in my life again, like, holy fuck.
Shipping in general is also something I need more of for her. I love shipping stuff, fluffy smooches or heart wrenching angst, the mun has a thirst and it isn’t even funny.
Non force sensitive au where she becomes the Duchess of Shili like her bitchy mother, snark master tiger princess rocking the senate is a mighty need.
Mad Max grandma level bad ass TFA era Shaak is literally something I’d never say no to
Saesee specifically:
Same as Shaak, I want more smol Saesee. And same as Shaak, most characters within the same age range would apply to him
Saesee and little ones is something I need. He’s so good with kids it isn’t even funny okay, it’s so good and so pure. Please give your little baby muses to the goat dad
Younger Jedi Saesee, when he was real awkward and quiet and scared of everyone. Someone go give him a snuggle, maybe flatter him a bit, he deserves it
Au where he survives Order 66 and becomes this bamf pirate, fixing ships like we all know he’s excellent at.
Dark Jedi bros holy fuck. My soul needs more of Saesee and Mace, they go together so well. They aren’t bffs but, they’re definitely one of my brotps
Au where he lives to TFAs timeline and so doesn’t want to be a Jedi, he’s avoiding it at all costs, he just wants to be an old man in frigging peace.
Someone comforting just made a Jedi Saesee after he loses his master, getting snuggles and reassurance is something he’d need so badly omg
Saesee and his kids, specifically. While Saesee and little one’s are so good, when they’re his adopted little ones scuttling into his robes for hugs is so good
Sha specifically:
Baby Sha, between the tiniest youngling to the tiniest padawan. Just, itty bitty mini Kel Dor
Sha and Plo. Like, holy fuck, I need it so bad. I need travel sized Kel Dor and the full sized Kel Dor, just, at any given point. I just, need it so bad.
Au where Plo took on Sha as his padawan, because I need it. I need it so bad
Someone interacting with her after the battle of Giju, when she’s down one eye and without her padawan and her battalion
Pre Clone Wars Sha with other Jedi her own age, so anyone who would’ve been a padawan at the same time as Obi Wan and crew.
Post 66 Sha, where she’s just this bitter brooding over intelligent hella reckless mess of an ex Jedi, trying to recollect her life
Her interacting with Clones after Giju, all that awkward tension and fear and mistrust, just, yes
Cham specifically:
Him with other Twi’Leks is just, a need. Bonus points if they call him out on his shit
I need stuff where he’s interacting with Jedi during The Clone Wars, bonus points for extra shit that is bound to happen.
Cham with Clones, because you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be a massive clone sympathizer.
Someone talking with him after Hera leaves Ryloth, because there’s that good ol’ heartbreak
Cham and Hera talking about Sabine leaving, comfort hugs and stuff, that whole good angst that fuels my life force.
Interactions with other members of the Ghost Crew are also a mighty need. I want Chopper to run his foot over, and the fact this hasn’t happened yet deeply displeases me
Even though I can’t interact in it, I wanna see an au where Cham dies instead of Rhea. I just, really hate myself, and want to suffer, obviously.
Au where the clone wars actually end well and Ryloth is doing good
Senator Cham Syndulla, because yes
Nubraa specifically:
Lil bby Nubraa, the sweetest togruta prince ever
More interactions with other Imperial era senators, someone handle this child
Au where O66 doesn’t happen and this sweetie is a youngling and uber cute
Just, more Nubraa in general tbh
#ooc#wishlist#this took me a million years cause I kept getting distracted#if any of these aus speak to u#*Will Smith gesture to my messages*
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